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Meet #15 Lunch with Mom and his bed

Saturday, June 21, 2014 
Me: Good morning hot stuff! Happy Birthday! Up for some more firsts?! Mwah mwah mwah! 8:15 AM
Kris: Absolutely! W on war path but she’s stuck where she is, which pisses her off further. May have to b on phone with her a bit more than usual…if she doesn’t hang up which she did once this morning already. don’t want it to spoil our time but need to do some damage control. Thanks for “Happy B-Day”! 11:30 still good time? 8:31 AM
Me: 11:30 is good. May need to take Mom to bank first and it closes at 12:30 pm. I’m saving extra hugs for you. 8:36 AM
Kris: Thanks! 8:37 AM
Kris: After dropping a zillion nasty text bombs on me and refusing to answer phone (scared me)…W finally did. Starting to calm down. I may need to continue being “super nice and very available H” to maintain fire control. U can handle it…unflappable as u are. ;). Alfalfa (in pretty deep doo doo) 😉 9:10 AM
Me: Oh dear… not the best way to start your birthday! I hope I can make the rest of the day better! 9:52 AM
Kris: YOU WILL…FOR SURE!!!!! 9:55 AM
Kris: Don’t forget to bring your laptop…wouldn’t want u to miss anything. plus, unfortunately part of time I need to work – didn’t get everything done yesterday 10:20 AM
Kris: Insert wink after “anything” in previous text. ;). Spanky 10:21 AM
Kris: On my way eta 12. had to drop off something for W. keep peace. sorry 11:15 AM
Me: I’m all set – will see you out front 11:34 AM
Kris: K 11:35 AM
Kris: Here! 11:58 AM
Me: Omw 11:59 AM
Kris: What? 12:00 PM
Kris: I’m at parking lot entrance…..where meet? 12:01 PM
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Kris talked me into doing two wild things today: 
1) He went to lunch with mom and me!  
He picked me up at noon and drove me to her place.  He got out to meet her.  I said, “This is my friend, Kris.  Meet my mother, [her name].”  They shook hands and he helped her into his car.  We went to The Ninety-Nine Restaurant in Woburn.  He had dressed up – dress shirt, khaki dress pants, a black sweater – and was very polite.  I sat next to Mom and he sat across from us in a booth beside a window.  She didn’t ask anything about how we met.  Phew! 
He charmed her!  He told her things I didn’t know!  I was astonished he had not told me some of it before.  She was in good form.  She must’ve liked him – she told him “secrets” about me while I was in the bathroom, to make me look better to him, like the fact that I was inducted into Phi Beta Kappa in college.  Heh.  She paid for lunch. 
2) I went to his house in NH!  
We dropped Mom off and headed up to NH.  We stopped for him to change clothes at the Panera in Burlington, then stopped to get gas, then went to get the truck that will pull the boat tomorrow.  We made a grocery list as we drove along – I typed it into my gmail.  
Grocery list
Hamburger
Corn on the cob
Rolls
Tomato
Cucumber
Baby carrots
Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing
Sliced Turkey
Swiss cheese slices
Bread
Water bottles
Fruit-Watermelon
Apples
Grapes
Plums
Chips
Paper towels
OJ gallon
Great Value D Calcium
We went to Walmart to stock up on groceries for dinner and lunch tomorrow on the boat.  
We stopped at TJ Maxx so he could get new swim trunks.  He’s lost a lot of weight since last summer! 
We went to his place!  He has a lovely modern home, surrounded by woods with a big open field.  I shared a pear with him.  I helped get supper ready – shucked corn, sliced cucumbers and tomatoes, put dishes in the dishwasher and washed some pots.  We had cheeseburgers he grilled outside with tomatoes, cucumbers,and corn on the cob.  We ate out on the deck.  It was a gorgeous summer night to sit out in the evening air.  
We cleared the table.  I did a few dishes.  I felt comfortable, at ease in his space.  
He showed me where I could hide if anyone showed up – a chair in an upstairs closet in the guest room that is mostly a storage area.  We put all my stuff in there too, just in case.  It was good to know where to go but it made me very aware of having to be on guard, and to watch what I touched and not leave anything in the wrong places.  
I sat at the dining room table with my laptop, surfing the net at usual.  He sat on the couch working.  He would take a break every now and then, come over to kiss me and rub my shoulders, then go back to it.  
He finally finished right at midnight.  He took my hand and led me upstairs to his bedroom.  It was at the corner of the house with a lovely breeze wafting in the windows. 
I went to put my glasses on the night stand, and moved hers.  Ugh.  I noticed a fine sheen of dust and realized anew how dangerous it was for me to be there!  I noted the position of everything, so I could put it back just so.  And tried not to disturb the dust.  I used a tissue then realized I could not throw it out in the wastebasket on her side of the bed… no way he was normally be over there.  I worried about leaving any hairs on the pillow or lower down in the bed!  Ugh… this was going to be a lot trickier than I had imagined.  I resolved to be super-duper careful, and not to go there again if at all possible. 
Then I tried to put all that aside, fulfill his fantasy and rock his world!  We started out slowly – he told me stories and rubbed my chest.  He played with my clit… BOOM!  I had two searing orgasms!  Whee!  
We were lying side-by-side facing each other, cuddling.  He pulled my leg over his hip and used his cock to play around my slit, then slid inside me and moved back and forth in the best possible way while we kissed.  Mmm…. he came long and hard, moaning dramatically.  
He was quiet for a bit then thanked me for helping him be “oh so bad.”  Heh.  I touched his face and he was smiling broadly.  He drifted off to sleep.  
I was really keyed up.  Between the sex and the tension at being there, I couldn’t sleep.  I stared out the window into the darkness and pondered many things.  I finally fell asleep about 2 am.
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Meet #14 Dinner with Hubby and Kris

Thursday, June 19, 2014
Kris: It was! Thanks again for fun gifts (including extras u had to work on in bed…does a sore jaw count as being marked?… 😉 Ran into Hubbyl as I was talking to W on phone. He stopped and we had pleasant brief exchange. I called u your first name in talking to him. Didn’t give Sassy away! Strangely, I’m confident dinner will be fine since it will be with two nice people. (But where the hell did I misplace that moral compass of mine?! Must be around SOMEWHERE!). ;). MORNING! 8:58 AM
Me: Good morning! You are the best human piano! Hubby reported that he talked to you. How weird was that? I am really looking forward to tonight! I took off today… needed a break and didn’t have any meetings. Have a great day! Mwah! 9:12 AM
Kris: Rest! Enjoy! chat…play online….shop for flower boxes u can put on balcony rails! I never checked but they MUST make ’em. Noticed u didnt kill my plant yet! 🙂 9:27 AM
Kris: Having any fun? 1:07 PM
Me: Mostly napping! You on your way? Do you wanna park here and ride with us or meet at the restaurant? 5:02 PM
Me: You close? Did I miss a text? 5:48 PM
Kris: Didnt miss text…state cop just gave me ticket for no helmet. sorry. will park there and ride with you. Wild Kris. 5:56 PM
Me: Oh no! Eta? 5:57 PM
Kris: Here! 6:05 PM
Me: In elevator! 6:07 PM
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I forget exactly why I said it, but Kris and I were chatting, as we do, and he mentioned having lunch with my mother, getting to know other people in my life to get to know me better.  And I said, “You could have dinner with my husband, too.”  
He balked at first.  “Why would I do that?”  
“Because you can.  And it’s another way to know me.”  I also mentioned that I had eaten with a couple of Hubby’s girlfriends, so fair is fair!  
I talked with my husband about it and he was eager.  They had met a couple times by accident when one was arriving and the other leaving, so it made sense to do it right. 
The stars aligned very quickly with both guys had an evening available, so we made plans for Thursday night. 
Hubby went to the pharmacy to get some meds (to clear our parking space) and I waited for Kris.  I didn’t hear from him, which is very unusual.  I usually get update texts as he makes his way here.  When he was 30 minutes late, I texted him.  He said he’d be here soon – he had gotten a ticket for not wearing his helmet while he cruised down the interstate into MA!  
Kris arrived.  I let him into the garage, he parked his bike in our spot, then we walked around front to my car.  I drove with Hubby in the front and Kris sat behind me.  He regaled us with tales of getting a ticket.  Hubby told of the hassle at the pharmacy.  They told him there was a national shortage of Welbutrin!   
We went to dinner at The Ninety-Nine, a bar and American restaurant.  We had the perfect table, in a corner, with no one on three sides of us and the other table a good distance away.  Hubby and I sat on the same side, with Kris facing us both.  There was good conversation, good food.  It felt totally normal. 
I drove us back to the house, then Hubby took off to see his lady friend, and Kris and I went inside.  He wasn’t feeling very frisky, so he sat on the couch, turned on his music on the radio and we talked a bit.  I finally got him into my bed and naked.  So good to feel his skin on mine  He played with me awhile, putting his hands on my chest and then my clit.  After awhile, he got underneath me perpendicular and pumped me for awhile until he exploded. Yum.  We cuddled together in the afterglow.  He left about 11:45 pm.  What a night!  The most unusual thing was that it was so normal.  
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Kris: Out! Mwah! 11:58 PM
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Visit #13 Human piano

Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Me: Good morning sugar lips! I’ll be here at 5:30 pm…focused on that to avoid freaking out over performance review at 2 pm. Have a wonderful Wednesday! 8:03 AM
Kris: Ok! You’ll be fine. Playing “helpful husband”. bringing W insect repellant this morning. Told her to call if she needed anything to “help her out”. Really just evil, cheating, lying H covering proverbial ass. Setting her up to avoid any future surprise visits home at future “inopportune times”. U in her bed would be an “inopportune time”…think? How do u want me to mark u? Suck hard? Where?  Deceitful, Ass-Covering Spanky 😉 8:15 AM
Kris: Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Don’t let the bastards/bitches beat u down! Chin up tough Sassy! And just think…shortly we can jump in the game room and play with toys! Fun to have a sexy playmate! 😉 11:14 AM
Kris: How’d eval go? 3:34 PM
Kris: Have to stop and buy cell phone battery…may delay eta…go ahead and eat. i’m fine…keep u posted 4:42 PM
Me: I’m home. 5:35 PM
Kris: Here! 5:50 PM
Me: In elevator 6:00 PM
Kris: U mesmerizer! 7:16 PM
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Kris arrived about 5:50 pm.  I dashed down to let him into the garage.  He parked his motorcycle in my spot and we smooched in the elevator!  
We talked while I finished eating a bowl of cereal.  I am trying to save money and cereal is so easy!  He opened the birthday present I got him – two mugs that look like prescription bottles and have an Rx for caffeine!  Hee!  I had seen a photo of them on Facebook, and shown it to him, and he said he’d love to have one.  It was an inexpensive way to give him something silly and fun.  He is so addicted to coffee!  He drank three cups in the 90 minutes we were talking.  
I also gave him a 6-pack of toilet paper.  We got a case at work by mistake and the vendor didn’t know anything about it, didn’t charge us, so the boss told us to take some home.  I didn’t know if he could sneak it into the house, or would appreciate the gesture, but he seemed very pleased with it!  We are both struggling for money, so it is a small way to acknowledge that and try to help.  
He turned on the stereo – he likes the old rock on 100.7 FM.  He rubbed my back and we chatted about our days.  I had survived my performance review.  We went over the plan for him to have dinner with Hubby tomorrow night.  He asked why I want him to, and I said, “Because you can.  And it’s another part of getting to know me.”  
I also let him sample the wonderful chocolates from Nichols Candies in Gloucester.  He liked them!  He tried the sea salt milk chocolate caramels and a couple nut clusters. 
We went to my bed about 7:30 pm.  I put on the radio in there.  He gave me a delightful back rub then we got naked and played a bit.  Neither of us seemed particularly horny.  I had eaten too much cereal.  We talked and touched and kissed and I “played the piano” on his skin in time to the music.  He giggled!  So fantastic to see him relaxed and laughing.  He shoulders so much… I’m glad I can give him a break and be silly with him.  
He eventually got out the little pink rabbit vibe, stuck it on my clit and made me cum twice!  Whee!  It was getting late and he made noises about leaving, but I settled him back on the bed for a Sassy blow job!  Hee!  It is so hot to see his face and hear his moans when I hit the right spot at the back of my throat.  Yum.  
He took off right at 10 pm.  Hubby texted 20 seconds later asking when he could come home, and I was pleased to say NOW!  
Hubby came in and told me he’d run into Kris in the parking lot.  Kris was just getting off the phone so Hubby rolled down the window to say hello!  They exchanged pleasantries, he said how much he was looking forward to dinner tomorrow.  Wow.  
Kris sent me a sweet text.  He is such a nice guy! 
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Kris: Out! THANKS….AGAIN…;) Sleep well…see ya tomorrow! Mwah! 10:16 PM
Me: Yay! You are most welcome. Hope it was a great start to your birthday! 10:49 PM
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Meet #12 Clothed Man, Naked Woman

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Kris: Morning! Just got a message says “sleep well…” with time sent of 8:40am today. did u send last night or this morning? ANYHOW, have light work day. Office “Staff Day” – 4 hours of hanging out, food, games outside (on the ocean). Then just a little work. should be able to leave round 4:30-4:45. Hope u gave good day. My ETA is 5:45…. 🙂 !!! 8:53 AM
Me: Good morning! I sent the sleep well text about 11:20 pm. What fine weather for a work outing! Enjoy! 9:19 AM
Kris: Thanks! Strange it took so long for your text to arrive. Hope that never happens if I ever got a time-sensitive invitation to meet with Sassy! Wouldn’t want to miss THAT!!! 😉 9:28 AM
Kris: Sorry to bother u at work (will understand if u can’t reply) but cant resist sharing this “strange and wonderful” 😉 silly thought 9:52 AM
Kris: I was sitting on the toilet and it was a natural place for my mind to wander to the prospect of “future probings in certain places” and thought about how to “clean up” in case it happened (strange to think about–hope DL doesnt gasp at her office chair). ANYHOW, I thought to myself… 10:05 AM
Kris: Well…I suppose I could call my Doc and ask for a script for that colonoscopy prep solution – THAT sure cleans things up! LOL! 10:09 AM
Kris: Sorry, have a very “weird” sense of humor. Grin.. Alfalfa 10:10 AM
Kris: One last thought (you should be so lucky). If my Doc asked why, might end up like u being asked by Mom why u needed double-A batteries…stumped! (very rare for me…but that would be a tough one to explain) 10:20 AM
Kris: Aren’t affairs FUN? I’m having lots of it. Hope my “occasional strangeness” doesn’t weird u out too bad. counting in “Unflappable Sass” (btw..they used that word “unflappable” of how CA Chrome and jockey handled hype and crowd noise before the race – I watched with my Mom too! too bad he didnt win)….. Silly/Frisky Kris 10:27 AM
Me: Figures you mention unflappable. Mom asked me what flappable would look like! 10:29 AM
Kris: She sounds like a fun lady! Work on that lie you can live with…love to have lunch with two of you. Love to see how you”d handle it. Now THAT would be”different” for sure! 😉 10:33 AM
Kris: Will just eat usual…will bring some veggies to eat at your house. you’ll b dessert. (maybe light appetizer too. 😉 11:23 AM
Kris: Eta now 5:45-6:00. got ambushed with b.s. negative performance eval.  stayed to write 2-page rebuttal disagreeing with most of it before willing to sign. politely said “You’re clueless fucking idiots!” (in a “nice but direct way”). leaving office now. hopefully traffic not too bad. I already ate.. so go ahead and eat without me. see you soon! Smile! 4:52 PM
Me: Thanks for the heads-up. Sorry our luck with work is crap. 4:54 PM
Kris: Oh well…life goes on. Usually don’t have to deal with it too much…and frankly dont really care (in my “dotage”)…which they “kind of know”…and just pisses them off more…hoppin on bike now…can’t text and ride! See Ya! 5:03 PM
Kris: Here! 6:02 PM
Me: In the elevator! 6:03 PM
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Kris came over after work, arriving just after 6 pm.  He texted me as he approached and I raced down to the garage to let him in and settle his monster Harley in my parking space.  Hubby had gone off to project meeting.
We hugged and commiserated about various work woes. He’d had an awful performance review, based around one episode where he commented at a staff meeting, in a year of good work. I got yelled at by my bitchy boss in the open office about a spreadsheet she’d asked for in a hurry that was “not pretty.”  
He rubbed my back as I sat at my desk finishing some spicy potato salad I bought at Savenor’s.  That and a seafood salad sandwich made my supper.  I gave him a taste of the potato salad.  He had eaten earlier.  I showed him photos of me on the computer – some current, some old – and some family photos.  He made himself a cup of coffee.  He has a jar stashed on a high shelf.  
We sat on the sofa and talked.  He told me his wife thought of herself as a virgin when they got married, but she had fooled around some with other men and him.  He teases her because she doesn’t recall most of it, where he has very clear memories.  I told him about the same happening to me with Old Flame.  He went to make another cup of coffee, then asked if he could sit on my lap!  I had my legs up on the coffee table, so he straddled those and leaned in for a serious kissing session.  
He went to make another cup of coffee (yes, he is addicted to it!) and I sprawled on the sofa.  He turned on the radio to 100.7 FM and a bunch of 70’s tunes spilled forth… Stairway to Heaven, old Neil Young, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.  He sat on the end of the sofa and pulled my legs onto his lap.  He pressed his hand down my pants and played.  I had set out the toys on my desk – he grabbed a couple.  He took off my shoes, socks and my pants and panties!  He played with his fingers, and I kept him talking… said we were going to mix the normal with the sexy, see how that goes.  I’ve been working on him to talk more, feel free to moan and groan.  He tends to go very silent during sex… not at all like other times!  
I spun a scenario for him about being teenagers, sitting on the couch, listening to music, seeing what he could “get away with.”  He took the rest of my clothes off, so I was naked and he wasn’t.  Something so hot about that!  He got into it.  I picked up the tiny little keychain pink rabbit toy.  That thing really vibrates!  
He played with it inside me.  I picked up the purple tube vibe and pressed it various places on his chest and shoulder and nipple.  He picked up the silver bullet and kept working it along my slit… I listened to the music and closed my eyes and BOOM!  There was an intense, searing heat, like an electric charge.  An amazing feeling!  
We went into my bedroom.  We had talked ahead of time about me trying toys on him, but I suggested we had done enough special tonight… we should focus on making him cum.  He took off his clothes and we sprawled on the bed.  He has such a great body!  He has worked so hard to lose weight and get fit, but doesn’t see himself that way yet.  I tell him every time it occurs to me… he’s thin and muscled and hot!  
He requested a blow job and I took him from flaccid to rock hard with my hands and mouth.  He was sniffling so I asked if he’d taken Viagra.  He admitted he had… but didn’t feel like it helped him.  He had me lie on my back and got beside me, underneath me, like he did when we spent the night after the boat trip.  He came really hard.  Yay!  
He said he felt closer to me again… how at various times he feels a definite step closer.  He keeps thinking that’s it and then he feels closer again.  I told him I had that feeling also and we talked about the times it happened for each of us.
Then it was time for him to dress and go.  I was sad.  I haven’t been sad before… hmmm.  I asked him to remember the SOFA!  He smiled, kissed me and was gone. 
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Kris: Out! listen for toots bye…had wonderful time! Mwah! 10:44 PM
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Meet #11 P0rn & Toys

June 4, 2014 Wednesday
Today marks two months since we met at PF Chang’s and necked in the parking garage!

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Me: Guess you missed my 8 pm text that said I was going to bed. Sorry! Woke up at 2:30 am… heh. Have a wonderful Wednesday! 5:06 AM
Kris: Sorry it wasn’t me that was there to wake u up at 2:30… 😉 No text about u goin to bed…just about shopping together at Shaw’s tonite for dinner. I woke up laughing thinkin bout that. I thought: “She trusts me enough to fuck me…but not to just pick up a ‘few things’ at Shaws”…lol. “Wonderful Wednesday” starts bout 4:30…when I get to hop on my bike and head toward you! Glad u went to bed…sucky work draining you? I cant “kiss it and make it all bettah”…but i CAN kiss you ALL OVER and will be SOON! 🙂 6:02 AM
Kris: Good morning sunshine! Hope u have a good day. Been thinkin of u a lot…be good to see u soon! Kris 9:11 AM
Me: Leaving work! What’s your ETA? 5:01 PM
Kris: 5:45 depending on traffic. leaving work now…where do u want me to meet u? 5:04 PM
Kris: I have veggies to eat but could meet u at shaws if u still want to. on bike 5:06 PM
Kris: Gonna ride now…will stop in a bit to check your message. 🙂 5:07 PM
Me: Come to my place. 5:08 PM
Me: I’m home! Ready! 5:37 PM
Kris: K…here…at garage door! 5:51 PM
Me: Be right down! 5:51 PM
Kris: 🙂 5:52 PM
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Kris and I had a fun time at my place tonight.  He rolled into the garage on his motorcycle about 6 pm.  I met him down there.  We kissed in the elevator.  
We talked as he made himself supper in my kitchen.  He chopped veggies into a bowl and added salad dressing.  I ate a sandwich from Savenor’s. We sat on the couch together and talked and talked! 
We tried two things tonight that I’d never done:
1) P0rn
He wanted to watch p0rn together, so I sat at my computer and he stood behind me massaging my back and I pulled up my favorites gifs and short videos.  It didn’t go so well, even though he said they were good, taught him more about my likes, and were making him hot.  I couldn’t see his face or touch him. 
2) Toys
We moved to the bedroom.  He said he wanted to try my toys.  So he got my big towel, spread it on the bed and settled me on it.  He got out my toys and the lube from under my desk.  He sat on the edge of the bed experimenting as he leaned over me.

We tried the bullet first, on my clit.  He rubbed it back and forth slowly, then held it on the spot, pressing gently.  It had a very good effect – I had a shot of serious tingles.

Next we tried the little purple vibes and the stunt cock inside me… not much. I was surprised. I think of myself as a “g-spot gal” so I expected the big internal toys to set me off.  But it was the little clit toy that caused the biggest tingle!  

He asked me to slide over – he got flat beside me and then got behind me and tried to come up from underneath but he couldn’t get hard.  So he asked me to suck on him until he was hard.  That worked!  He was behind again, underneath, pounding away until he came!  Whee! 
He took off about 10:15 pm.  He drove around the front as he left, and I heard him toot his horn with Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” blasting from the motorcycle’s speakers!  He is so silly and sweet! 

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Kris: When I go past your place, do I turn left or right to head home? 10:30 PM

Me: Left 10:31 PM

Kris: K…Mwah! 10:32 PM

Kris: Out. you’ll hear: toot ta ta toot toot toot as I go under your balcony…Alfalfa. 10:42 PM

Me: I heard you! And the music! Mwah! 10:44 PM

Kris: The silly things a girl has to put up with just to get laid…eah? if u can keep putting up with my lame efforts to get u off.  I wouldn’t worry about me losing interest cuz you’re “not different to me anymore.” So relax…like you’re helping me to. I’m just jealous of your phone sex boyfriends… at least they get u off! 😉  Jealous Spanky. 11:55 PM

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Meet #10 Part 2 – Cum for Breakfast

Friday, May 30, 2014
Meet #10 continues….

Best breakfast 
I woke up again at 5:30 am with him nibbling on my shoulder.  I glanced over – he has such a sweet smile.  I have spent my first night with an AM man!  Whee!  He nibbled his way down my chest, kissed each hip then licked me slowly and carefully while he slid a couple of fingers inside me.  Mmm… that is so good!  I squirmed and moaned for awhile.  Then I rolled over and took him in my mouth and sucked and pumped until he exploded! I swallowed all around him. Best breakfast I’ve had in a long time.  
We cuddled and talked.  He did some work on his laptop at the desk.  We each showered and packed and took off.  
Lunch 
There’s a Panera in the mall, so we went there for a quick, fast and cheap meal about 11 am.  I had their French onion soup and half a turkey sandwich.  He tried one of their salads with an apple.  He was surprised how healthy and delicious it was!  
He drove me back into the city and dropped me off with a huge hug.  He offered to carry my bags upstairs, but I could easily do it.  I strolled into my place at 1 pm.  I was worn out and meant to go right on to bed, but I ended up sitting at my desk, writing down everything I could recall about my incredible boat trip and the first overnight with a man from Ashley Madison.  I got on a roll and did some work, paid bills, and ran errands!  

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Kris: got a flat tire on boat trailer 15 minutes from home!  left spare at home…on way to get to change tire…no big deal…just glad didn’t happen on our “adventure”…think u had enough for one outing! I had a great time!  thanks for being such a sport…especially spending the night. you say “NO!” now…but never say never…u may go for a bike ride yet! Alfalfa. Mwah! 2:32 PM

Me: Oh no! So sorry to hear this! I’ve done payroll for work, paid bills online, ran to the bank, picked up meds, going to nap! 3:28 PM

Kris: careful some man doesn’t sneak into your dreams…and u wake to find he snuck out of your head…right into your bed!… 😉 3:48 PM

Me: That’s what happened last night! And it was marvelous! How’s work going?  Here are the best photos from yesterday!  10:55 PM

Heading down the Charles River past Mount Auburn Hospital
Harvard University 
Boston skyline
The Museum of Science 
Following Duck Boats through the canal at the Museum of Science 
The Zakim Bridge 
The lock from the Charles River into Boston Harbor 
Boston’s Harbor front – Rowes Wharf, Boston Harbor Hotel, International Place
Spectacle Island with the Boston skyline in the distance 
The National Parks building on Spectacle Island
Our picnic table on Spectacle Island
A pretty tree 
The empty docks with the Boston skyline
Lunch he grilled for us! 
Dessert he made
The paddle wheeler in the harbor
Old Ironsides – the USS Constitution moored in Charlestown 
TD Bank Garden – the big sports arena in Boston 
Back through the lock after the Zakim Bridge 
Boston’s Back Bay and the Charles River 

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Kris: My last really long text ended with words: “considering our ‘marathon of a meet'”…if u didn’t get it i’ll resend it…in shorter “chunks”…and wanted to follow up with… 1:19 AM

Kris: Teasing! I really like you…I hope you know that. Mwah! 1:23 AM

Me: Oops! Never saw that. Email? Mwah! 1:27 AM

Kris: You’re still up?!? LOL! I’ll send it later this morning…going to bed now…you make me laugh and smile…like right now…Sassy “sexternet junkie”…smack on mouth with tongue…Nite! 1:32 AM

Me: I took a 3-hr nap before going out. I am writing about you, silly. Sleep well dear man. 1:40 AM

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Meet #10 Boating! First Overnight!

Thursday, May 29, 2014 
Kris: If u like hot tea bring tea bags. I have a tea kettle and portable burner to boil water…on my way…beautiful day! Any better or still feeling crappy? 7:40 AM

Me: Feeling better! See you soon! 7:41 AM

Kris: Great!…Mwah! 7:42 AM

Kris: Heavy traffic…eta: 8:45 8:15 AM

Me: Ok. Just got out of shower, tossing stuff into my tote! 8:21 AM

Kris: I’m gonna park across street in shopping parking lot…can u take pic from ur balcony? 8:26 AM

Me: Sure 8:27 AM

Kris: K…i’ll b standing on back of boat holding up sign…u wont b able to miss me…feeling very “mischievous”… 😉 8:32 AM

Kris: Gotts pee like a race horse…stopping to…new eta: 9 am  8:39 AM

Kris: Just getting off 93…ugh 8:56 AM

Kris: Feels like taking forever…not used to heavy city traffic…but less than mile away 9:15 AM

Me: Yay! I am ready and waiting with my camera phone at hand! 9:15 AM

Kris: Dont freak out…Alfalfa… 😉 9:17 AM

Me: Why would I freak out? 9:18 AM

Kris: Here…you’ll see! 9:20 AM

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He is so funny!  When I went out on the balcony, he was standing on the back of his boat holding up a huge handmade sign that said, “HI SEXY!”

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Kris: i can pull in around back if its easier 9:25 AM

Me: Okay. I have to get stuff from my car. Park just past garage door? 9:27 AM

Kris: k 9:28 AM

Kris: here 9:32 AM

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The Boating Plan
He had been telling me for weeks that he wanted to take me out on his boat.  He told me about his fantasy about being on the water with me and showing me his favorite places and… I did not want to go.  My brain could not shut up about all the things that could go wrong.  I try never to ride in the same car with an AM guy… the potential for disaster on the water seemed ever scarier.  What if there is some mechanical difficulty?  What if we have an accident?  or I get seasick?  And I haven’t been outside in the sun for a long period for… over three years.  How do I protect myself from all that sun?  I don’t know what brand of sunblock to buy!  I don’t have any “boating clothes!”  Eeek!  
I told him I was taking a week of vacation, so he honed in on a date and made a specific plan – renting a truck, mapping the trip, renting a hotel room!  He patiently answered all my questions.  He made it sound so fun.  and possible.  My friends helped me figure out the sunblock options.  It was forecast to be a cool day, so I could get away with long pants and a hoodie and a hat and… okay.  I’ll go. 
Then I got sick. With a cold!  Three days before we were supposed to go, while I was on vacation!  The sore throat, the sniffles, the coughing… argh!  I drank tons of water and slept and prayed hard to be better.  I missed a meet with him.  Ugh. 
He had rented a truck through a vehicle-sharing program, but it fell through.  I was half-hoping he wouldn’t find another way.  But a friend loaned him a truck so we were back on track. 
Boston Boating 
Finally the day dawned and I felt better!  I told him I could be ready at 8:30 am.  It was a beautiful day – clear, 60 degrees – the best day of the week weather-wise! 
He got caught in terrible traffic and didn’t appear until after 9 am, but he kept me updated via texts as he sat in the truck.  He told me he’d pull up out front and asked me to take a photo from my balcony.  He told me not to freak out.  What?  
He finally texted that he was out there.  I go out on my balcony to look and he is standing on the back of the boat with a huge cardboard sign that says “Hi Sexy!” 
Whoa!  What a sweet silly man!  I took a couple of photos of the truck and the boat and him.  I sent one to my sister, just in case I fell overboard and never returned.  Ha. 
He pulled up behind my place.  I met him down there with my tote and my overnight satchel and our bag of toys and chocolates.  He said he needed to get ice for the cooler, so he went to the grocery store.  I went to Dunkin Donuts to get a hot chocolate, trying to keep my throat from being sore. 
We made our way to the Community Boating launch in Watertown.  He does a great job of maneuvering the boat and truck.  
I sat in the truck while he made things ready.  I put Neutrogena SPF 70 cream on my face, then sprayed my hands with their spray.  I sat on the dock while he put the boat in the water and motored around to pick me up.  He helped me into the boat, seating me on cushions on the bow so I could see everything and relax.  I felt like a pampered queen!  
So I put my feet up and watched the world unfold as we cruised down the Charles River.  I took photos and marveled at the sights.  It was a very quiet day – only a few scullers now and then.  It was so beautiful!  The lush spring foliage, the huge variety of birds, the glimpses of buildings I know from the other direction!  We went under bridges I go over all the time!  It was so fun to have a new perspective! 
It took us an hour to make our way to the Science Museum.  We went through the canal there behind two Duck Boats.  
We went to the lock that would lead us to Boston Harbor.  There’s a big sign that says, “For passage, sound horn two long and two short blasts.”  He tried it with his horn, which isn’t very loud.  Then he tried his air horn, which he’d never used.  He asked a passer-by on the sidewalk above, who suggested he try his radio.  He doesn’t have one.  He finally pulled over to check to see if he could walk up to the office.  
A loud voice sounded, “Stay in your boat.  Stand by.  We will get you through.”  A minute later the massive wooden doors opened and we went into the lock!  He told me stories of coming in and out for the July 4th fireworks, being crammed in with a bunch of other boats.  We were alone and could float along as the water rose.  I told him about the Waterford Flight, a series of locks in upstate New York we visited to enjoy the lock-side parks and see the boats making their way through.  Finally the big doors at the other end swung open and we made our way out under the new Zakim Bridge, out under the low train bridge and into Boston Harbor!  
We passed the TD Garden, the State Police boats dock, the Coast Guard Station with its huge white cutters.  There was no one around!  He pulled around by Rowes Wharf, said it is one of his favorite views.  I pointed out the new Federal Courthouse.  We rolled along past the piers, as the water got rougher.  I moved into the main part of the boat, sitting next to him, more protected from the wind and the choppy water.  
We saw the huge cruise ship, The Odyssey, making its way out for a lunch cruise, and the Spirit of Boston, and the Provincetown fast ferry.  
He went straight out to Spectacle Island, the formerly small patch of dry land that is now a huge, high island bulked up with all the dirt from the Big Dig that sunk the main highway through the city.  It is part of the National Parks system, with an elegant visitors center, huge dock complex and multiple trails with picnic table with umbrellas.  We moored there about 1:30 pm.  
A picnic lunch
We dashed to the bathrooms in the Visitors Center, then he staked out a picnic table facing the dock and the city skyline in the distance.  He told me to sit and relax while he toted various gear up from the boat.  He had a cooler, a propane grill, a propane burner set, and bags of utensils and paper towels and everything you need for a picnic!  I told him he could’ve brought a baloney and cheese sandwich, but he said why keep it simple when you can go all out?!  He pulled out grapes, bananas, oranges, strawberries and raspberries!  I munched on grapes while he set up the grill and tossed on two burgers and eight chicken tenders with barbecue sauce!  Then he set up the burners to boil water for corn on the cob!  He had a kettle and a pot!  
He pulled out cucumbers and tomatoes.  He handed me a peeler and a knife and ranch dressing.  And salad bowls!  I skinned the cucumber and sliced it.  It was so fresh and delicious!  
He had forgotten plates, so he went to the snack bar and asked for a couple.  They gave him these very handy little black baskets with paper linings.  So we ate the burgers and chicken, then corn on the cob (he brought butter, salt and pepper!)  
Then he pulled out shortcakes, and whipped cream in one of those squirting cans!  He sliced strawberries and mixed them with the raspberries and sugar (from a five-pound bag), then poured them over the shortcakes and handed me the whipped cream to top it off!  
I don’t think I’ve ever had a finer picnic!  
We were almost totally alone on the island.  There was one other bird-watching couple who stopped to chat.  And a couple of rangers.  And one other boat where the people docked but never got out… just sat in their boat for over an hour. 
The rangers announced the last boat out at 4:30 pm so we made one more use of the facilities and packed up.  We took off from the docks about 5 pm and headed back across the harbor.  
Heading back 
It was amazingly quiet in the harbor.  We ducked in here or there to get a closer look at the Legal Test Kitchen or Old Ironsides, and he got a little lost, forgetting where to swing in for the lock.  I finally noticed when we hit Chelsea, knowing we were too far north when I saw the Tobin Bridge looming above us.  He stopped at the Yacht Club for directions, which were not helpful.  I told him I thought I could find it, if he turned around.  We motored down to where the Coast Guard ships are moored and I told him to turn in, remembering those so clearly from our trip out.  Then I saw the State Police docks and knew the lock was not far beyond those.  We made our way through the lock and back onto the river.  
There were several team of rowers out practicing with their launches.  He went slowly past them so as not to create a wake.  We made it back to the Community Boating area right at 6 pm.  
I sat on a bench and watched as he pulled the truck around and pulled the boat back onto dry land.  I wandered into the building between all the boats to find the bathrooms, then sat in the truck while he reattached all the wiring and covered the boat. 
The Great Wallet Search 
Then he noticed that he didn’t have his wallet.  He thought he had left it in the glove compartment of the boat, so he uncovered the boat to get it.  It wasn’t there.  Argh!  He went through his bags and other space in the boats, then some bags in the back of the truck, and then the truck itself.  I looked various places.  I prayed. Hard.  He looked everywhere again.  He was giving up, sitting in the truck, trying to figure out what he could do, where else it might be.  He reached down and… it was way under his seat!  Hallelujah! 
Dinner 
We made our way out to the burbs where he had rented a hotel room. I had spent my time in the truck during the Great Wallet Search looking for restaurants near it.   We went to Uno’s Pizzeria in a mall.  Contrary to their name, they have a wide variety of salads, burgers, and entrees.  We shared the Mediterranean Farro salad, then he had the baked haddock and I ate the chicken parmesan with ziti.  I adore their fancy non-alcoholic drinks!  I had a frozen raspberry lime rickey.  
The Hotel
We drove across the mall parking lot to the hotel less than .5 mile away!  The lobby was a zoo!  There were people waiting in line, people hanging out talking on their cell phones in various languages… the over-taxed desk clerk trying to check in multiple people at once and answer the phones.  Kris checked in, had to run out to get the license plate of the borrowed truck, then back in to sign things.  
We had a lovely room on the top floor overlooking the mall.  I’ve never seen a hotel room with hardwood floors.  I stared at my face in the mirror – no sunburn!  A triumph of sunblock.  I was a little windburned on my cheeks – just enough for a healthy glow but I couldn’t even feel it.  I collapsed on the king size bed and took off my shoes and socks while he took a quick shower.  
He strolled out of the shower and I had a great chance to look at him naked from head to toe.  He has a wonderful body!  Too skinny for my ideal tastes, but well-formed and very sexy.  He wandered over and gave me a long kiss.  For someone who started off saying he didn’t really see the point of kissing, he has certainly gotten the hang of it!
Play time 
He pressed me back onto the bed and we kissed and groped and relaxed together touching and cuddling.  He seemed very tired – he’d been up nearly 24 hours – but determined to play.  He sucked on my breasts, then my belly button, and then moved down to play between my legs.  I put my hand between his legs and made his gorgeous cock perk up.  I rolled over onto my stomach and he played with my cheeks, then licked lower… mmm… he rolled over to get a condom and tried to enter me from behind but he couldn’t stay hard. I wish I knew what happens with that!  He collapsed next to me… frustrated, self-deprecating.  I soothed him… kissed him, played with him a bit more… but he was clearly falling asleep.  I suggested he rest awhile, then wake me whenever he felt like it.  
I got up, got a drink of water, crawled in next to him and turned off the light.  I settled in to sleep.  He stirred.  “I want to see, okay?” 
“Okay.  Turn on the light.”  He fumbled for the switch and the overbed light came on.  I closed my eyes.  He stroked my cheek.  
“You are beautiful,” he whispered.  Melted my cynical heart a little. 
He turned off the light and spooned up against me.  We drifted off to sleep. 
On the floor 
Next thing I knew, I was on my hands and knees on the floor!  I fell out of bed!  He was saying, “Are you okay?”  I’m used to sleeping on the right side of the bed and I ended up on the left side, so I must’ve turned over out of habit, not realizing I was so close to edge and wham!  He turned on the light, helped me back into bed.  My left knee hurt, but it wasn’t skinned or anything.  I lie there quietly, waiting for the adrenaline to ease… geesh. This guy is going to think I am a total freak!  He was very soothing, patted me and spooned again.  He is very caring.
Middle of the night 
A long time later, I felt a hand moving over my breast and glanced at the clock with one eye… 4 am.  He didn’t say anything, just started nibbling on one nipple and tweaking the other.  Then he moved one hand lower, stroking my tummy and then my slit, then pressing a finger inside me.  Something about the flicking of his tongue on my nipple and the motion inside me got me going.  My hips twitched and my hand grabbed at his back.  He tossed on a condom, rolled me partially over and was inside me.  It was the first time we had done all this in the dark.  There was something about it, being able to focus on the sounds and the feelings… I had one big jolt of electricity between my legs!  Hooray!  He shuddered and came hard.  I drifted back to sleep with a big smile on my face.  This sleeping overnight with a man who wants to have sex is fantastic!

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Meet #9 Worthwhile Wednesday

Wednesday, May 21, 2014
Kris: fyi…i’m blowing off my mom’s b-day party tonight to b with u…but don’t let it worry you…just enjoy… 😉  9:02 AM

Kris: sitting in boring group meeting. how’s your day goin? 10:00 AM

Me: Crazy busy – prepping for return of boss tomorrow 10:43 AM

Kris: ugh…all good things must come to an end, eh? 10:46 AM

Me: Can you really skip your mom’s party? There won’t be many more… 10:48 AM

Kris: trying to get rid of me?! it’s fine…explain later. 10:53 AM

Kris: just got out of meeting…mom will have lots of family around. she loves me but is very “independent/low maintenance” mom (no demands or expectations-very “others-centered”…like u 🙂 ) just did big cookout /spent whole day with her on Mother’s Day…wife bringing card & gift from both of us. I’ll call and tell her Happy B-day but can’t make it. she’ll be fine…and so will I so chill oh sweet and caring one. (Whatcha gonna do if I wanna spend whole weekend-“adventure” get-away with ya sometime? Ask sis to fill in with mom? 😉 11:21 AM

Kris: prep for bitchy-boss return “rolling along” (as u say 😉 ? 12:35 PM

Me: Just spent 4.5 hrs on a task she said should take an hour, and I’m only 2/3rds done. 1:35 PM

Kris: “lovely” 🙁 2:03 PM

Kris: need your home address…have bike and didn’t save yet in bike gps 4:02 PM

Me: [my street address] 4:03 PM

Kris: thanks! i’m sitting outside enjoying weather. day get any bettah? my guess is boss will return with stupid comment like “what took u so long to do such and such?”… the world is filled with stupid people…sucks when one of ’em is your boss. hope I’ll be a little “comfort/distraction” from it all…if just for a little while  4:21 PM

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Kris: Hangin at Dunkin Donuts across the street. let me know when coast is clear… 🙂 6:49 PM

Me: You need some quiet time or want me to stroll over and chat until he leaves? 6:51 PM

Kris: Walkin to shaw’s…pee (lol)…buy “dinner” (fruit,etc)…need anything while i’m
here?…he’s leaving soon right? 6:55 PM

Me: Supposed to go about 7:15 pm. His lady is being dropped off here. 6:56 PM

Kris: No need to come over…i’ll just pick up few things…need anything? 7:00 PM

Me: Your gorgeous cock in my mouth? Nothing else. 😉 7:02 PM

Kris: Lol 7:02 PM

Me: Hubby is going to the garage! 7:09 PM

Me: I will meet you down there. 7:10 PM

Kris: K…still at shaw’s…give me couple…text when i’m back on bike 7:11 PM

Kris: Ready!…on way to garage! 7:30 PM

Me: Hubby will get you into garage. I’ll meet you down there. 7:30 PM

Kris: K 7:32 PM

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Hubby had a date with one of his ladies, so I invited Kris over for a visit. 
He arrived at 7:30 pm.  He had gotten to the area earlier and gone shopping at the grocery store nearby.  Hubby let him into the garage as he went out on his date, then I met him to bring him up in the elevator.  
He made himself dinner of chopped tomatoes and broccoli with ranch dressing.  We sat in the living room and talked while he ate, and then a while longer.  We talked about our mothers.  They are both 88!  He brought a jar of instant coffee to “leave for other visits.”  I showed him where it would live on a top shelf and he helped himself to a cup, kissing me as he went back and forth to deal with it.  At 8:30 pm I told him I could not wait anymore and told him to take his coffee into the bedroom!  He told me he was not particularly horny when he arrived but that I had changed that.  
We helped each other undress.  I adore that we still do that.  He gave me a lovely back rub!  Most men won’t take the time to do that, but he is so good to me!  He segued to more sexy play.  We have been puzzling about what might make me cum, and we tried some of those things.  He pounded me from behind, which is very good for me. I had fun and got closer than I have before.  He also did some “heels on the shoulders” front position stuff, but he presses my legs forward, which is not comfortable.  He did a lovely bit of oral with his fingers, which again got me very close.  He keeps trying to play with my clit, which is what works for his wife, but I mostly don’t want to be touched directly there so it’s tough for him to “play a different song” as he calls it.  He has great stamina but didn’t climax either.  
Toward the end of all this I was looking at the ceiling, wishing it could be over.  I talked to him about talking more during sex.  He is eerily quiet.  I want to know what he is going to do, so I can anticipate, and how what I am doing makes him feel, and hear some moans maybe?  I’d enjoy hearing it and it might keep my demure side from making me think non-sexy thoughts. I have never been with someone who is so interested in making me cum and so impossible at it! 

I finished him off with my hands and mouth.  He had talked about doing that just until he was hard then having me ride him, but I did such a good job that he exploded and I swallowed and that was that.  His wife called and he decided he’d better leave to beat her home.  So he dressed and gave me a hug.  I didn’t get dressed… to keep tantalizing him a bit longer.  He noticed!  He commented on how fun it was that he was clothed and I was still naked and how decadent that was.  He left about 9:45 pm.  So wonderful to make such good use of my evening!

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Kris: U should go out in your balcony and wave goodbye…almost ready to leave garage…i’ll stop to wave after pulling into shopping parking lot 10:06 PM

Kris: Oh well…guess you’re busy…sleep well hot wet Sassy…Mwah!!! 10:15 PM

Me: Sorry! Was in the bathroom! Hope you had a great trip home. Thanks again for visiting! 10:25 PM

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Kris: Trip was fine…dropping off bike at shed…15 minutes from home…pleasure was mostly mine! (But we’re going to figure out how to change that! Know any good stories I can tell u? 😉 11:15 PM

Me: Friend of a friend interested in Mom’s car! Please let him buy it! 11:17 PM

Kris: YES!…Good luck! 11:18 PM

Kris: Fyi…no viagra tonight…can’t tell if it helps or not…think it’s mostly “in my head”…i wasn’t feeling particularly horny before getting to your house…but you have a way of changing that…you Sassy girl you! 11:52 PM
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Meet #8 The Cemetery

Sunday, May 18, 2014 
Kris: Here comes the sun, here comes the sun And I say it’s all right. Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter, Little darling, it feels like years since it’s been here. Here comes the sun, here comes the sun And I say it’s all right. The Beatles 7:26 AM

Kris: Partly sunny. A slight chance of showers this afternoon. Highs in the upper 60s. Frisky winds. Chance of sexy sass 100%! 7:50 AM

Me: Good morning! My my… you are bouncy today! Can’t wait for you to bounce on me! 11:22 AM

Kris: About 10 minutes away. Stopped for minute…see u soon! 12:40 PM

Me: I’m at the restaurant waiting outside 12:54 PM

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Sunday, May 18, 2014

I invited Kris to my place.  To extend our time together, he wanted to go out to for a cheap lunch.  And he wanted to do something outside.  I thought and thought… finally came up with a plan.  

He met me at Greek Corner.  As usual, he was late.  He showed up on his new motorcycle, got me to sit on it.  He talked a passerby into taking our photo!  I took a bunch of other photos. It was so fun to see him on that fancy machine.  It’s massive! Hee!  

We went inside and ate lunch.  I ordered an avegolemono (lemon chicken rice) soup and a gyro.  He got the same!  We talked and talked.  We shares a galactoburiko for dessert. He had never had any of those dishes. I forgot to take any food photos!  

I drove over to Mount Auburn Cemetery.  He followed me on his motorcycle.  We parked near Spruce Knoll and I showed him my Dad’s gravestone.  We sat on the wooden bench in the center to smooch a bit, then we walked around the Halcyon Lake where Mary Baker Eddy is buried.  We strolled over to the Auburn Lake and back to the vehicles.  I gave him a tour of the other parts of the cemetery in my car.  The trees and flowers are so beautiful!

He followed me to my place.  My husband did not wait outside for me to give him the car as I had told him, but when I drove by to let my guy into the garage, he decided he had misunderstood and walked to the garage!  So I was waiting out front, wondering where he had gone, and he was meeting my guy!  Oh my!  

Hubby finally appeared out front, said he’d run into my guy in the garage!  They shook hands, introduced themselves and allowed as how I tried not to have that happen but it was no big deal.  Phew!  Hubby said my guy was very nice.  I gave him the car and he took off.  I rushed to the garage – Kris was waiting at the elevator with a bemused look.  He reported that he’d run into my husband and said it boggled his mind but turned out fine.  We went upstairs.  

I got him a glass of water and we had a lovely kiss and hug in the kitchen then strolled right into the bedroom.  He was eating an orange.  I undid his belt, unzipped his jeans and smiled at his plaid cotton boxers.  I pulled his cock out, stroked it and sucked on it a little.  We shucked off our clothes and tumbled into bed.  There was a lot of kissing then he worked his way down my body and gave me a lovely licking!

He crawled back up the bed and played with my chest, then donned a condom and tried to fuck me deck chair style, but I couldn’t breathe.  So he rolled me over and pulled me to the edge of the bed to do it doggie style.  But he couldn’t stay hard.  He collapsed in frustration and we talked for a while.  

He asked if he could be selfish and have a blow job.  I asked him to wash off the latex/lube so he got up to do that.  He lay flat and I started sucking on him.  

I got this evil idea.  I wanted to test out if it was just the condom giving him a problem.  I was very bad and crawled up his body, told him I wanted to play with myself using his cock. I rubbed him up and down my slit, then shifted slightly and got him inside me bareback.  Damn it felt so good.  He didn’t fight me, didn’t say anything, just slammed upward as I bounced downward.  Yum.  He stayed hard just fine.  As my knees began to ache, I pulled him into my mouth and got him to cum. He asked to be sure I wanted that, then closed his eyes in pleasure, moaned and came hard.  He kissed me and held me.  

Then the questions started… what had I been thinking?  Did I do that on purpose?  Why?  Oh… it had felt so good.  He pondered the risks.  So… him.  He said he was cold, put on his shirt and boxers and crawled under the covers.  I crawled in next to him and warmed him up.  He told me it was very hot that I trusted him, that I would take the risk to please him.  

We nibbled on chocolates.  I had saved them from the hotel meet in Salem, NH.  I told him my name.  It’s seemed like time.  

He asked me about whether I’d tell him if I meet other men.  I promised to.  And asked that he do the same.  He said it was very unlikely.  I rubbed his back and his legs and his chest.  He got very quiet and I asked what he was thinking.  He said he wanted me again. He popped on another condom, and got on top of me but that wasn’t working, so I asked him to lie beside me.  He bent at the waist and came up underneath me and was inside me!  We moved back and forth… wonderful squishing sounds!  

My sister called at 9:30 pm.  I didn’t answer my mobile.  She called the landline!  I answered and told her I was busy.  She got it right away and asked me to call her later.  He asked if she knows about my life and I said she does in general.  He noticed the time and said he had to scoot.  So I helped him collect his stuff and get out the door.  One more hot kiss and hug and he was gone. 

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Kris: Thank you Sassy [my first name]…for trusting me…letting me deeper in you…fucking me intimately and most excellently…and being patient with my efforts to get you off. Everything I’ve told u is true. I know you’ve heard that before…but it is. Almost home…stopped at a Redbox to rent movie….will watch with wife when I get home. Sleep well…Mwah! 10:52 PM

Me: You are most welcome Kris! Thank you for lunch, for indulging me sharing one of my favorite places and for all the rest. I am eating pizza and smiling. Sweet dreams! 10:57 PM

Kris: :)… “And I don’t mind stealing a last kiss before I die” (from “Last Kiss” by Joe Bonamassa). but not dying tonight! putting bike in shed now. someday you’ll trust me to give you a ride. Now that I know your real name I’ll make that my next “mission.”  I’m nothing if not persistent! (Determined to get that “sex thingy” right too…since I seem to be getting so many chances 😉 11:20 PM


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Meet #7 Shower shyness

Tuesday, May 6, 2014
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Tuesday, May 6, 2014 8:42 AM
Re: our creative “collaborative”

Hi Sassy!
Why am I so paranoid?  You haven’t given me any reason to be–and yet I was half expecting to get a “Dear John” (or in this case “Dear Kris”) email saying:  “You’re such a sweet dear man–too bad you just can’t seem to fuck me the way I need it.  Would you like me to help you find a clit girl–someone you can play your one song on?”  Of course, you would NEVER put it that way–because you’re just so DAMN NICE AND SWEET all the time–which you are again here.
I dreamed about you last night (literally–had a dream about reading an email from you–you had a zillion links to different gifs and websites to “give me ideas”).  And then when I woke up this morning you were the first thing/person I was thinking of.  I was worried about opening this email–but knew that was the first thing I would do.  
My theory is that the “orgasm thing” is what it usually is in general—“performance/technique” (on my part)–and “whatever’s going on in your head” (your part).  Both can be tricky–and have to come together in the right way.  I have to figure out the things you really like (and be able to actually DO them)–and your head has to be in the “right space”.  I think part of it for me is also learning to enjoy the “fuck me Kris” head space I think you like/need—that I’m not used to.  My wife doesn’t say “fuck me Kris”.  It’s not that she doesn’t WANT me to—she’s just a “typical good girl” who still hasn’t gotten over that she doesn’t have to feel guilty for actually LIKING to be fucked–and doesn’t want to talk about it when we’re not doing it.  And “fuck”, in particular, is a word she is highly-offended by.  So your “unashamed, bodacious” sexuality—the “do me good and do me dirty cuz I like it ALL any way I can get it”—is something I need to get used to.  But then I also need to “perform.”  I’m hoping “performing” becomes easier as I get more comfortable being with you—and probably stop thinking about it so much too.  Since you’re so PATIENT and willing to keep trying (for now).
I’m glad our sexual experiences at least give you a “rough script” you can then use your imagination to change into “the way it SHOULD be written and go.”  Isn’t it nice how your imagination can do that for you?  Doesn’t cost any money–you don’t have to make any arrangements—and everything is “exactly the way you want it” (unlike reality–which usually comes up short in at least SOME way/s).
Anyhow–enough of that.  I felt a little stupid saying I hoped you would text me to ask if I wanted to chat–because it would be nice to “be pursued by you” (omg—I AM am an idiot after all!).  It probably makes more sense for us to just keep doing what we have been.  I’ll text and ask you if you’re free to chat–and you’ll tell me if you are.  Since you spend many hours trying to keep up with your dozens of suitors/past & present lovers/email kings/chat buddies/old flame every night—-you can just put them on hold (at least narrow it down to a manageable number you can juggle and keep in the air at the same time online, )—and chat with me!   Or I’ll just keep inundating you with texts–which are a complete mystery as to their meaning—but which you pretend you understand and like.
Maybe instead of watching porn when we’re together (time better spent “practicing”)–we could do it online.  Look at things together…  Just an idea.
Thanks for thinking of something we might try…like the mirror again but maybe in some different ways.  That was hot and sexy for me too—and was “spontaneous.”  I know you said men in general like “big planned scripts”-but I think it can be a combination.  Have a few ideas we’ve been thinking about-get together-see how it goes.  Maybe do some-maybe not.  We haven’t tried any toys yet, but you seem to be in kind of a “giggly/they’re kind of silly” mode about them.  But who knows?  What’s the worst that can happen—other than…”Ummm—NO, this is not working–giggle/groan.”
Glad H likes the antipasto.  It’s very rich and distinct in taste–so it’s not something everyone would like.  But like many things, we can always “acquire tastes” for things.  That’s part of what I’m hoping you’ll keep me around long enough to see if it happens for me with (not talking food here).
Well, I guess that’s it for now.  I can now go about my day at least not having to feel bad about getting a “Dear Kris” email.  What a different/better word than “nice”?  You are HOT and SEXY and a very KIND and NICE person too!
I’ll text you later to ask if you’re free to chat.  I’m assuming maybe sometime later after dinner with mom.
OH!…I almost forgot.  I was fantasizing about what it would be like for you to come to my house and fuck you here—cuz it turned me on that you would even be open to it.  (It also means you trust me–which is a little sexy in its own way.)  I also thought it was “interesting” (and a little “evil”–SASSY– for such a “nice” person) to imagine shipping my wife off to Wisconsin so you could hop in her bed while she’s gone and fuck her husband!  You NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, SHAMELESS WOMAN!!!!!!!!!  
And NOW….FINALLY….I’m going to go hop on my bike and ride it around today.  I only have to work a little today mid-afternoon.  So before and after that I’m going to ride around a little.
Have a great day!  (For you at work–just today and tomorrow–then respite for a while from “bitchy boss lady”–Whoopee!)
Kris  (Mwhah!) 
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Kris: Morning sexy Sassy! Thanks for email…sent reply. Went to bed early last night…tired. Light day of work today. Maybe chat tonight? Mwah! 8:50 AM
Me: Good morning! I am home “sick” today. Just could not face another day of being insulted and micro-managed. Hubby has a date 10-2, so I will be home alone on my computer if you want to chat or call anytime. 8:52 AM
Me: If you’d like to appear for breakfast, brunch, or lunch… 9:09 AM
Me: I’m eating cheesecake for breakfast. 🙂 9:11 AM
Kris: You’re seriously tempting me to come down there…what time do u have dinner w mom? 9:28 AM
Me: Hubby will be gone from 10 – 2 pm. 9:34 AM
Me: I will leave for Mom’s about 4:30 pm, be back by 8 pm I hope. 9:35 AM
Kris: if u can deal w me not being sure what i’m “up for”….i can just take advantage of time free & H gone and b there around 11:00 9:40 AM
Me: Yay! 9:42 AM
Kris: ok…quick shower and b on my way…. 🙂 9:44 AM
Kris: leaving now…closer to 11:30….bringing what i want to eat w me (not much)….want me to pick up something for u on the way….if so, what/where? 10:24 AM
Kris: shit!….forgot something important need to do online for work first….hopefully only 1/2 hour and can meet u by 12…crap! 10:36 AM
Me: Yay! I’m good, have leftovers here. Do you want to watch me shower or should I do it before you get here? 10:40 AM
Kris: may hop in there w u!….but either way you’ll b yummy…..your choice! 10:45 AM
Kris: only leaving now…12:30 earliest….could stay till 2:30…..any way H could return after that? 11:42 AM
Me: Thanks for the update! Yes. I can put him off a bit. 11:43 AM
Kris: k…on my way! 11:46 AM
Kris: 2 miles…5 min! 12:28 PM
Kris: here! 12:35 PM
Me: Are you parked? 12:37 PM
Kris: no. should i….outside? 12:38 PM
Me: I’ll be right down 12:39 PM

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The fates conspired to make today a perfect day to see Kris! 
a. I was home “sick” hiding from awful new boss
b. Hubby had a date midday with his gf
c. Kris didn’t have a meeting for work until 3:30 pm 
So Kris appeared at 12:30 pm!  He had to check email for work, but then we headed to my bathroom for a shower! 
I went first, doing the actual hair-washing, body-cleaning stuff while he watched.  Then he climbed in with me to wash my back!  That was such a luxury.  I have not shared a shower in… I can’t remember when.  It must have been with Hubby about 20 years ago! 
He played with my chest and stuck his fingers places. I told him I used the pulsing shower head to play sometimes.  He asked for a demonstration!  I tried to do it… had a shy attack!  I wanted to show him but… I dunno.  I tried to pretend he wasn’t there and just do it, but no.  He kidded me about it but we moved on to rinsing off and some fierce kissing.  
He got out and dried himself off, then watched me dry off.  I was bopping to some music on the radio – he made sexy noises at me as I bounced.  
We went to my bed and cuddled a bit, kissing, touching.  There is nothing like being fresh out of the shower!  We were running out of time so I helped him get excited using my hand and some dirty talk, then he slipped on the condom and we did some doggie style.  He has great stamina – almost too much for me.  I tried to help him cum but he couldn’t.  I didn’t either.  *sigh  
He is very weirded out that I don’t.  We’re working on it! 
I shooed him out the door to make his appointment.  So nice to have an afternoon delight! 
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Kris: eating mango as I’m driving..got a little whif of “Sassy juice” left on mustache mixed in with it…Mmmmmm….now THAT’S a gourmet recipe for sure! 😉 2:56 PM
Me: Mmm…mango. You’re naughty! I like that. I was just smelling pre-cum on my hand! So glad we got together! 2:58 PM
Kris: Me too…thanks! 2:59 PM
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Kris: I just got out of work…as i was sitting there I was 4:35 PM
Kris: …i was distracted thinking…i want more….i think this can get better….i think we can get it right…just keep doing it….i was “inspired”…but next time…. 4:40 PM
Kris: i’m going to ask u to sit down in the tub and get off w the water….u won’t have the excuse of falling when u cum…..plus it’s cute when u get a little shy….not like u…SASSY!…. 😉 4:43 PM
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Kris: i’m home if u want to chat a little 9:12 PM
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·       May 06 9:47 PM  Sassy: Hiya!
·       May 06 9:47 PM  Kris: Hi!
·       May 06 9:48 PM  Kris: wassup?
·       May 06 9:48 PM  Sassy: Not much. Working on selling my mother’s car.
·       May 06 9:48 PM  Kris: how come?
·       May 06 9:49 PM  Sassy: She’s not able to drive anymore.
·       May 06 9:49 PM  Kris: when’d she stop?
·       May 06 9:49 PM  Sassy: When she had open heart surgery a year ago and suffered a bunch of strokes
·       May 06 9:50 PM  Kris: how r u selling it?
·       May 06 9:50 PM  Sassy: Not sure. May offer it to our friends. If that doesn’t work.. dealer? Craigslist? Any other ideas?
·       May 06 9:52 PM  Kris: there are some online for sale by owner auto sites…not sure of the names of them…but if you googled that you might find some to advertise in…have more experience buying than selling used cars.
·       May 06 9:52 PM  Kris: Craigslist is a good place to start
·       May 06 9:53 PM  Sassy: I looked at ads there to get an idea how to write it up
·       May 06 9:53 PM  Sassy: Then got the value from Edmunds.com
·       May 06 9:53 PM  Sassy: Then got a template Bill of Sale
·       May 06 9:54 PM  Kris: bill of sale can be simple…may need to sign title over to buyer…
·       May 06 9:54 PM  Sassy: Pray that I can find the title
·       May 06 9:54 PM  Kris: how old is the car?
·       May 06 9:55 PM  Sassy: Are you still there? Yahoo is acting weird.
·       May 06 9:56 PM  Sassy: 2005, 45k mi
·       May 06 9:56 PM  Kris: wow! that’s exactly the kind of car I would shop to buy…low mileage… still had most of it’s value.
·       May 06 9:56 PM  Kris: what kind of car is it…and what’s it’s value?
·       May 06 9:56 PM  Sassy: Here’s the ad I am working on
·       May 06 9:57 PM  Sassy: FOR SALE – [redacted]
·       May 06 9:58 PM  Kris: that’s a great ad! nice job!
·       May 06 9:58 PM  Kris: did she buy it new?
·       May 06 9:59 PM  Sassy: Yes
·       May 06 9:59 PM  Kris: you should say “one owner” someplace in your ad
·       May 06 10:00 PM  Sassy: Thanks! I know just a tad more than nothing about doing this.
·       May 06 10:00 PM  Sassy: Ok
·       May 06 10:00 PM  Kris: no…it sounds great!
·       May 06 10:01 PM  Sassy: I just want it gone. I’m hoping someone can show up with a cashier’s check. I can hand over the title and the Bill of sale and the keys and be done!
·       May 06 10:02 PM  Kris: I don’t think you’ll have a problem…especially with the low mileage…one owner…older woman…means it’s been taken care of and not “beaten”…it will sell easily…
·       May 06 10:03 PM  Sassy: Hope so! A local Chrysler dealer has called her a couple of times asking if she’d sell it to them, said it’s in demand, so I am hoping that means I can unload it.
·       May 06 10:03 PM  Sassy: And seems like a good time of year, with kids graduating etc.
·       May 06 10:05 PM  Kris: dealer won’t give you as much as you could sell it privately for…but may not be worth the hassle to you…
·       May 06 10:05 PM  Sassy: My sister thinks my mom is going to have a cow when we give her the results of the driving evaluation… she said we need to get the car gone so Mom doesn’t decide to prove to us she can drive it
·       May 06 10:05 PM  Kris: what did the driving evaluation say?
·       May 06 10:05 PM  Sassy: No way. She is not competent to drive
·       May 06 10:06 PM  Kris: who did the eval?
·       May 06 10:06 PM  Sassy: Some company everyone uses… they do a bunch of tests, then a road test.
·       May 06 10:06 PM  Sassy: They said she might benefit from their 3-session re-training
·       May 06 10:07 PM  Sassy: she’s had two sessions and after the second the guy said he feels bad taking any more money from her – She is not getting it
·       May 06 10:07 PM  Kris: does she know she’s not getting it?
·       May 06 10:07 PM  Sassy: No
·       May 06 10:07 PM  Kris: uh oh
·       May 06 10:07 PM  Sassy: yeah
·       May 06 10:08 PM  Kris: that’s tough
·       May 06 10:08 PM  Sassy: Yup
·       May 06 10:08 PM  Sassy: My sister rode along and said she was not focusing…
·       May 06 10:08 PM  Sassy: did several things that could’ve gotten them killed if other drivers had not compensated
·       May 06 10:09 PM  Kris: wow!…has she tried to venture out driving lately?
·       May 06 10:09 PM  Sassy: No. Her doctor said he would not authorize her to re-start until she did this evaluation thing.  He (and we) don’t want to be the bad guys… want the news to come from the pros
·       May 06 10:10 PM  Kris: good idea!…let them take the heat
·       May 06 10:10 PM  Sassy: Does your Mom still drive?
·       May 06 10:11 PM  Kris: yes…she’s 88 and is still sharp as a tack…but doesn’t drive at night any more cuz can’t see…she just retired last year…after working for 50 plus years…
·       May 06 10:13 PM  Kris: I don’t know anything about it…but here’s one site that you might look into advertising on: www.cargurus.com
·       May 06 10:13 PM  Sassy: Cool! Thanks!
·       May 06 10:14 PM  Sassy: I am really hoping someone we know wants it.
·       May 06 10:14 PM  Kris: www.autotrader.com another one…but like you say…hopefully someone you know…so you can be done with it without too much aggravation
·       May 06 10:15 PM  Kris: how r u anticipating work will be tomorrow?
·       May 06 10:16 PM  Sassy: Autotrader looks easy… they suggest a much higher price than Edmunds… interesting…
·       May 06 10:16 PM  Sassy: I am not going to work tomorrow
·       May 06 10:16 PM  Kris: kelley blue book is another source for pricing the value of the car
·       May 06 10:17 PM  Kris: how come not going to work tomorrow?
·       May 06 10:19 PM  Sassy: I am not going back until boss is gone
·       May 06 10:19 PM  Kris: so going back Thurs?
·       May 06 10:20 PM  Sassy: Yup
·       May 06 10:20 PM  Sassy: I know it’s childish
·       May 06 10:21 PM  Kris: not really…sounds like she’s making work an unnecessary hell for you.
·       May 06 10:22 PM  Kris: I had a job like that once…when I worked as a receiver for a shipping place…did I ever mention that to you?
·       May 06 10:22 PM  Sassy: yes
·       May 06 10:22 PM  Kris: did I tell you the store manager was a woman who was an ex-marine sergeant?
·       May 06 10:22 PM  Sassy: I marvel at your versatility
·       May 06 10:22 PM  Sassy: no
·       May 06 10:23 PM  Kris: she was and she acted like she was still in the marines…
·       May 06 10:23 PM  Sassy: ugh
·       May 06 10:23 PM  Kris: every morning when I came in she would start yelling at me at the top of her lungs about how I did everything wrong
·       May 06 10:24 PM  Kris: I felt like saluting and dropping and giving her 10 pushups (NOT)
·       May 06 10:24 PM  Kris: she was about 5 feet tall…and built like a bull dog.
·       May 06 10:25 PM  Kris: she could unload doors off trucks as easily as any man who worked there.
·       May 06 10:25 PM  Sassy: How long did that go on?
·       May 06 10:25 PM  Kris: but she was a SUPER BITCH!
·       May 06 10:25 PM  Kris: every single day I worked there! until finally I quit.
·       May 06 10:25 PM  Sassy: how long?
·       May 06 10:26 PM  Kris: I think it was about 6 months…then couldn’t take it anymore…
·       May 06 10:26 PM  Sassy: eep
·       May 06 10:26 PM  Sassy: I went thru a Nov-May mess with a boss a couple of years ago.
·       May 06 10:26 PM  Sassy: I finally went to the union and HR, they told him to back off
·       May 06 10:27 PM  Kris: think you’ll get some support to get this one to back off?
·       May 06 10:27 PM  Sassy: Still mulling that… and the problem with complaining again so soon
·       May 06 10:28 PM  Sassy: She’a temp – Really hoping they don’t renew her
·       May 06 10:28 PM  Kris: concerned if you complain too soon they’ll think it’s you…and not her?
·       May 06 10:28 PM  Sassy: Yes. I was thinking the other day I’ve never had a “good boss”
·       May 06 10:29 PM  Kris: how would you know one if you saw one then? (sorry—bad joke)
·       May 06 10:29 PM  Sassy: Ha
·       May 06 10:30 PM  Kris: oh yeah…your imagination
·       May 06 10:30 PM  Kris: someone who treats people the way you do…right?
·       May 06 10:31 PM  Kris: that last statement is serious
·       May 06 10:31 PM  Sassy: Someone who fosters a pleasant work environment, who thrives on making the employees successful, includes them in decisions, doesn’t enforce stupid rules
·       May 06 10:31 PM  Kris: you’ve NEVER had a boss like that?
·       May 06 10:31 PM  Sassy: Nope
·       May 06 10:32 PM  Kris: wow…that’s too bad…my current job is the most positive environment I’ve ever worked in…and I tell them so every once in a while…cuz it’s true.
·       May 06 10:32 PM  Sassy: My bosses have tended to be clueless men, fierce women or bean-counter types
·       May 06 10:32 PM  Kris: what’s a “clueless man”?
·       May 06 10:33 PM  Sassy: don’t know how things work, tend to be experts at what they do but not at managing people
·       May 06 10:34 PM  Sassy: “professionals” 
·       May 06 10:34 PM  Kris: do you mind telling me what kind of organization you work for…if not…that’s ok…
·       May 06 10:35 PM  Sassy: [a vague answer redacted]
·       May 06 10:35 PM  Kris: [named a place?]
·       May 06 10:37 PM  Sassy: *whistles*
·       May 06 10:38 PM  Kris: ?
·       May 06 10:39 PM  Kris: maybe just rather not type it…no problem
·       May 06 10:40 PM  Sassy: Does that fill in a gap for you?
·       May 06 10:41 PM  Kris: what do you mean?
·       May 06 10:41 PM  Sassy: Does it help to know what kind of org employs me?
·       May 06 10:42 PM  Kris: just curious…what it is you do more exactly…for who…no big deal if that’s part of the “secret life of Sassy”…lol…Ms. [my real initial and last name] (still waiting for that slip on your first name)…evil laugh…
·       May 06 10:43 PM  Sassy: Ha ha…
·       May 06 10:43 PM  Sassy: I was an office manager before this woman showed up
·       May 06 10:43 PM  Kris: and now?
·       May 06 10:44 PM  Sassy: She is writing us new job descriptions, which she has shown to HR and the big boss without consulting us first
·       May 06 10:44 PM  Sassy: I am guessing I will go back to my old job mostly… running events, supervising student interns
·       May 06 10:45 PM  Kris: old job as opposed to being an office manager?
·       May 06 10:46 PM  Sassy: No. I was hired as an events person, some payroll, student supervisor. When there was a budget crisis in 2009 my boss (the office manager) and her boss retired
·       May 06 10:46 PM  Sassy: So they asked me to be office manager “temporarily”
·       May 06 10:47 PM  Kris: so you were the “temporary” office manager for 5 years?
·       May 06 10:47 PM  Kris: or close to it…4 plus
·       May 06 10:48 PM  Sassy: yup
·       May 06 10:48 PM  Kris: did you get a raise for the increase responsibility?
·       May 06 10:48 PM  Sassy: nope
·       May 06 10:48 PM  Kris: that figures
·       May 06 10:49 PM  Sassy: I asked to be re-classified but they said no
·       May 06 10:49 PM  Kris: even though it sucked and wasn’t fair…did you like the challenge of the new responsibilities?
·       May 06 10:54 PM  Kris: still there?…having trouble “keeping all those plates up in the air”…try to keep up…
·       May 06 10:56 PM  Sassy: Sorry… sister called
·       May 06 10:56 PM  Sassy: Not really. They dumped 13 new things on me. I said that was too much, could not keep up, help with priorities please?
·       May 06 10:57 PM  Sassy: they said WHY AREN”T YOU GETTING IT ALL DONE?!!
·       May 06 10:57 PM  Kris: omg
·       May 06 10:57 PM  Sassy: Gosh.. because I can’t do 1.75 jobs?
·       May 06 10:57 PM  Kris: so this has been for the past 4 plus years?
·       May 06 10:58 PM  Sassy: yes
·       May 06 10:58 PM  Kris: so if they shift you back to your “old job”…won’t that at least be less work?
·       May 06 10:58 PM  Sassy: Maybe
·       May 06 10:59 PM  Sassy: I gave new boss a list of the 13 things, went over which it made sense for her to take back
·       May 06 10:59 PM  Sassy: she was dumb about it but mostly took my thoughts
·       May 06 11:00 PM  Kris: dumb in what way?
·       May 06 11:00 PM  Sassy: she took some menial tasks that are way below her
·       May 06 11:01 PM  Kris: but mostly took your thoughts?
·       May 06 11:02 PM  Sassy: Yes
·       May 06 11:03 PM  Kris: I’m happy to listen to you talk about anything…because it helps me know you…but if you want to change the subject let me know…but if it helps to have someone to vent to a little…i’m glad to chat about it.
·       May 06 11:03 PM  Sassy: It’s interesting to me what you ask… may equip you to give me good advice. But we’ve probably done enough for tonight.
·       May 06 11:04 PM  Sassy: Any good moments from today sticking with you?
·       May 06 11:05 PM  Kris: just about all of them!  It was all yummy…this might seem weird to you…but I was less worried about “not performing”…I figured “it is what it is for today”…Sassy’s not going to dump me tomorrow (I hope!)…lol
·       May 06 11:06 PM  Sassy: I find it so odd that you worry so much about being dumped… why is that?
·       May 06 11:07 PM  Kris: I don’t know. I want you to cum…feel like i’m not delivering…
·       May 06 11:07 PM  Sassy: I have those thoughts also, when you don’t
·       May 06 11:08 PM  Kris: when I don’t cum?
·       May 06 11:09 PM  Sassy: Yes
·       May 06 11:09 PM  Kris: well…I don’t know how it is for you…but I think I’ve tried to describe how it is for me…what happens is – in order to try to keep going…I have to stay in a place in my head where I’m excited but “holding back” from cumming…
·       May 06 11:10 PM  Kris: in order to cum I then have to “shift gears”
·       May 06 11:10 PM  Kris: sometimes I get “stuck in neutral”
·       May 06 11:10 PM  Kris: don’t know if that makes sense to you or not
·       May 06 11:12 PM  Sassy: Is there more I can do to get you in gear?
·       May 06 11:12 PM  Kris: when we have enough time you usually do…with your hands and mouth…
·       May 06 11:12 PM  Sassy: Did you take Viagra today?
·       May 06 11:12 PM  Kris: no
·       May 06 11:12 PM  Sassy: Interesting
·       May 06 11:12 PM  Kris: why?
·       May 06 11:13 PM  Sassy: I’ve heard that it makes it easier to stay hard but tougher to cum
·       May 06 11:14 PM  Kris: I didn’t have any trouble cumming the two times I used it with you…it’s still mostly in my head…but I think it did help me with the hard on somewhat…a little hard to tell…only taken it twice…
·       May 06 11:14 PM  Sassy: So I am trying to notice the difference in what happens when you do or don’t take it
·       May 06 11:15 PM  Kris: what did you notice today?
·       May 06 11:15 PM  Sassy: you have amazing stamina
·       May 06 11:16 PM  Kris: I don’t feel like I do…especially not compared to 10 years ago…there’s a definite decline…age takes it’s toll…it’s hard to admit and accept…but it’s there…hard to deal with.
·       May 06 11:17 PM  Sassy: Geesh… you are much better than men younger
·       May 06 11:17 PM  Sassy: I shudder to think what you were like earlier!
·       May 06 11:18 PM  Kris: I’ll be 63 next month…when I was 53 I could fuck you for almost “forever”…seriously…and with a really hard cock stiff as a board the whole time…not one that “comes and goes”…
·       May 06 11:18 PM  Kris: it’s a little embarrassing…and I know what you want and need…a really good hard fast steady fucking. I’m trying…
·       May 06 11:19 PM  Sassy: It feels really good
·       May 06 11:20 PM  Kris: it feels really good to me too…even today…even though I didn’t cum…so I’m kind of trusting you’re getting enough to make it worth keep doing…hoping it will get better…and eventually you’ll cum.
·       May 06 11:21 PM  Kris: I can see how you can get yourself off easily…so don’t deprive me of the fun…let me watch sometime…
·       May 06 11:21 PM  Sassy: Me too
·       May 06 11:22 PM  Kris: you too what?…hoping eventually you’ll cum?
·       May 06 11:26 PM  Sassy: Yes. It’s fun experimenting
·       May 06 11:27 PM  Kris: but that’s why I worry about getting dumped
·       May 06 11:27 PM  Sassy: Why?
·       May 06 11:28 PM  Kris: because at some point you’ll say “this isn’t happening”…and give up
·       May 06 11:28 PM  Sassy: I can say I have never dumped anyone
·       May 06 11:28 PM  Kris: well…think of how fun it might be…I could be the first! (just kidding…sort of)
·       May 06 11:28 PM  Sassy: there is one man I don’t want to see but I am still talking to him
·       May 06 11:29 PM  Kris: I don’t understand
·       May 06 11:30 PM  Kris: so you just keep all your men on “active duty”…how do you fit us all in?…TEASING
·       May 06 11:32 PM  Sassy: I keep telling him I am not prowling anymore.  Which is true. 
·       May 06 11:32 PM  Sassy: He keeps writing *sigh
·       May 06 11:33 PM  Kris: why don’t you do what every woman I’ve met on AM has done to me…just go dead silent with no explanation…that’s what most women do…
·       May 06 11:33 PM  Sassy: Because I hate silence.  And I hate having men ticked at me
·       May 06 11:34 PM  Kris: but some men won’t quit…they interpret any response as “interest”…even if you tell them you’re not…just the way “we” are..
·       May 06 11:34 PM  Sassy: He has a couple photos of me that could be problematic if posted somewhere. (I was stupid in the early days about that)
·       May 06 11:35 PM  Kris: well…not much you can do about that…so are you trying to “let him down easy” so he won’t be vindictive in some stupid, mean way?
·       May 06 11:35 PM  Sassy: yes
·       May 06 11:35 PM  Kris: well…that’s probably smart…if he ever “gets it”…
·       May 06 11:36 PM  Sassy: He travels a lot, so that helps in term of making him unavailable
·       May 06 11:36 PM  Kris: does he put pressure on you from time to time to meet?
·       May 06 11:37 PM  Sassy: Yes. It’s been over a year
·       May 06 11:39 PM  Kris: that he keeps trying…and you keep trying to get rid of him?
·       May 06 11:39 PM  Sassy: yes
·       May 06 11:39 PM  Kris: what do you say…just make excuses, have other commitments?
·       May 06 11:40 PM  Sassy: for a long time I used my mom’s illness – I was going to her place every day: No time, super-stressed, not good company
·       May 06 11:42 PM  Kris: I don’t like to think about it…but that’s not going to happen with you and me…we have an understanding about that…right?
·       May 06 11:42 PM  Sassy: Yes.  I like you
·       May 06 11:42 PM  Kris: I like you too!
·       May 06 11:42 PM  Kris: why did u say that just now?
·       May 06 11:43 PM  Sassy: He was creepy from the start and had gotten creepier
·       May 06 11:43 PM  Kris: in what ways?
·       May 06 11:44 PM  Sassy: Lying about things about himself. Using his work email to cheat
·       May 06 11:44 PM  Sassy: Not listening to me
·       May 06 11:44 PM  Sassy: Aggressively trying to break my anonymity
·       May 06 11:45 PM  Kris: I’m playfully “snooping”…but think I’m being generally accepting and respectful of your anonymity…would you agree?
·       May 06 11:45 PM  Sassy: threatening me
·       May 06 11:45 PM  Sassy: Oh yes
·       May 06 11:45 PM  Kris: how would he threaten you?
·       May 06 11:45 PM  Sassy: “If my wife finds out from you, I will have to kill you”
·       May 06 11:46 PM  Kris: OMG…are you just keeping him around to avoid having him use your pics against you…DUMP THE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       May 06 11:48 PM  Sassy: Not someone I want mad at me
·       May 06 11:49 PM  Kris: Arrange a meet with him…and “really bad Kris from the past” will show up…I’ll beat the living daylights out of him and tell him if he threatens, bothers, or hurts you in any way…I’ll do more than beat the hell out of him…I’m serious…he’s a bully…I HATE bullies and would have no problem giving him a beating.
·       May 06 11:50 PM  Kris: I know you won’t do that…but i’m just saying…you need to get rid of this guy…
·       May 06 11:51 PM  Kris: has he specifically threatened to use your pictures against you?
·       May 06 11:51 PM  Sassy: No
·       May 06 11:51 PM  Kris: what has he threatened to do…besides kill you…OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       May 06 11:51 PM  Sassy: You are very sweet
·       May 06 11:51 PM  Sassy: Can you see how you shine in comparison?
·       May 06 11:52 PM  Kris: No…seriously…he’s a complete fucking asshole who deserves to have someone beat the hell out of him…
·       May 06 11:52 PM  Kris: He’s bullying a sweet woman for God’s sake!
·       May 06 11:53 PM  Sassy: He’s a sad older man… in a sexless marriage… infatuated with me.
·       May 06 11:54 PM  Kris: How the “F” can you even feel sorry for him??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t care if his dog bit his pecker off…he has no right threatening to kill someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       May 06 11:55 PM  Sassy: go ahead.. say it… “You are TOO NICE!” heh
·       May 06 11:56 PM  Kris: You are WAAAAAAAAAAY too nice to this asshole…not in general maybe…but this isn’t “nice”…this is allowing someone to abuse you!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       May 06 11:56 PM  Sassy: So bottom line… I don’t dump men.
·       May 06 11:56 PM  Kris: Well…that means you have an army of lovers you have to keep up with on a daily basis…wink
·       May 06 11:56 PM  Sassy: So you can worry about something else.  : )
·       May 06 11:57 PM  Sassy: No. I only keep up with a battalion or so… not a whole army
·       May 06 11:57 PM  Kris: LOL
·       May 06 11:57 PM  Kris: ok…my best memory from this afternoon…and simultaneously disappointment…guess what it is…
·       May 06 11:58 PM  Kris: I’ll give you a clue if you don’t guess right the first time…
·       May 06 11:59 PM  Sassy: watching me play
·       May 06 11:59 PM  Kris: Yes!
·       May 07 12:00 AM Kris: How come you stopped…other than “I didn’t want to fall down”…(right!)
·       May 07 12:00 AM Sassy: I dunno… I wanted to show you
·       May 07 12:00 AM Sassy: Just… got shy
·       May 07 12:01 AM Sassy: then I tried to pretend you weren’t there… just do it
·       May 07 12:01 AM Sassy: But no… Couldn’t focus
·       May 07 12:01 AM Sassy: was worried about keeling over!
·       May 07 12:02 AM Kris: ok…so next time sit down…shut your eyes and imagine who you’d really like to be there…and I’ll just be quiet and watch…I had my hand on you…that couldn’t help.
·       May 07 12:03 AM Kris: I know it’s asking a lot…honestly I don’t know if I could do it…never did.
·       May 07 12:04 AM Kris: I can do it anytime I want (and do plenty)…wouldn’t have any interest unless you thought it would be interesting…most porn ends that way…guy jerks himself off on woman.
·       May 07 12:06 AM Sassy: We’ll see
·       May 07 12:06 AM Kris: see what?
·       May 07 12:07 AM Sassy: If I can
·       May 07 12:08 AM Kris: ok
·       May 07 12:08 AM Kris: me getting you there is still the goal…but would be fun to see what it looks like!
·       May 07 12:09 AM Sassy: I keep forgetting the head over the side thing… should try that
·       May 07 12:10 AM Kris: ok…that will give me pleasure…and you the pleasure of giving me pleasure…I still end up being the “main receiver”…but i’m “game”…we’ll do that next time.
·       May 07 12:10 AM Kris: you asked me what you could do to help me cum…nothing more than what you’re doing…
·       May 07 12:10 AM Kris: what about you…what can I do?
·       May 07 12:11 AM Kris: plus I came every time we had sex…except today…and only because we ran out of time…
·       May 07 12:12 AM Kris: you’re so accommodating I know you would have “done whatever”… and I would have cum somehow…but we didn’t have time.
·       May 07 12:12 AM Sassy: I’ll keep thinking…
·       May 07 12:12 AM Kris: ok. I know you’re not going to work tomorrow…but r u getting tired?
·       May 07 12:13 AM Sassy: Yes.. yawn fest over here
·       May 07 12:13 AM Kris: ok…let’s say good night
·       May 07 12:13 AM Sassy: Thanks for chatting… soooo good!
·       May 07 12:13 AM Kris: Me too…Mwah!…sweet dreams Sassy…night nite!
·       May 07 12:14 AM Sassy: Sleep well.