Friday, February 1, 2013
8:49am Phil
1 degree! Brrrrrrr
Yowza!  Would love to warm you up!  Had such a fabulous day yesterday – great food, amazing networking lunch with powerful women to plug our project. And got a new phone! Back to the office!  Have a fun Friday!
9:29am Phil
Good morning
[photo of him in full dress uniform]
Good morning Officer Handsome!  My pussy is saluting!!
12:24pm Phil
LOL, I can return the salute!

FFF The Big Game

In honor of The Big Game on Sunday, here’s Tom big challenge to us for this week’s Flash Fiction Friday:

Word Count: XLVIII for each quarter… so 192.
Bonus Words: Predict the final score and add the combined point total to your word count. So if you think it’s going to be Broncos 30, Seahawks 24, give yourself 54 bonus words. (Just for reference, the most points ever scored in a Super Bowl is 75.)
Required Words: Tight end, wide open, muff
Forbidden Words: NFL, Super Bowl, Super Sunday.

Extra Credit: It matters who wins.

Click over to his blog at Three Spelling Mistakes to see what he and other bloggers with game saw in this photo!  My take is below.

Denver 24, Seattle 17 = 41, so 233 words.


Football talk!  I couldn’t stand it anymore!  First downs… tight end… wide open…. no more!  
Why do I always end up hosting the party?  The commercials are fun, and the food they bring is fantastic!  And the hot women the guys bring over?  YES!  It’s because my man cave has the bar and big screen TV I won from the local Circuit City when it was going out of business.  Enough is enough.
I heeded nature’s call after the bizarre first quarter, and hid in the living room to watch… Downton Abbey.  I admit it.  Lady Mary is so hot!  Her dark hair and English face… and how she delivers a catty remark.  And her clothes!  The purple coat with that fur hat and muff make me so hard! 
I didn’t notice when two of the hotties joined me. Suddenly, they were right next to me, high-fiving me when Lady Mary said something really zingy!  Both brunettes… mmmm…rubbing against me… wow!  One of them even reminded me of Lady Mary… I wonder if she’d fancy a cuddle?  
Then the show was over. I watched the sponsor spots and expected them to rejoin the rabble downstairs.  I turned off the TV.  One kissed me and the other reached for the bulge between my legs!  Damn!  Who’s got the big game going now?!  And I win!

Busy day

Thursday, January 31, 2013
Wicked windy and pouring rain!  Up early prepping for cleaners!  Whee!  Having breakfast out w/ Hubby, then fancy schmancy lunch w/ sis!  No office!  Have a great Thursday, kid!

9:22 am

Irish eggs benedict @ Renee’s Cafe, Somerville

1:44 pm
Lunching with Sis and prominent ladies at Menton.   So trendy!

4:55 pm
I got a new phone!  Yay!

6:46 pm
What a busy day!  Finishing up with Chinese dinner with Hubby.  Yum.

Banana spring rolls at PF Chang’s 

Lusty tongue

From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, January 28, 2013 8:32 PM
Subject: Re: The moment
Sorry you’ve been sick .
I LOVED your story about Nipple Day, I’m writing about what happens after I leave the nipple sucking parlor and the man who follows me….
Be home tomorrow
From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Monday, January 28, 2013 9:16 PM
Subject: Re: The moment
Glad you liked the Nipple Day festivities! That rolled out of my head just for you.  Was hoping it would help fill the p0rn gap!  Oh my… if it inspires you to more?  How delicious!  
Today was my first day not coughing my head off.  So glad to be over that mess!  
Safe travels dear man.
From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy 
Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 11:32 AM
Subject: Re: The moment
Nice clip! I’m VERY hungry for pussy this morning. I need my face fucked by wet cunt lips…
From: Sassy
To: Mr Truck
Sent:  Jan 30, 2013 3:01 pm 
Welcome home!  I hope you are having a great day. 
I wish I was there to benefit from your lusty tongue!! 

Wicked good Wednesday

Wednesday, January 30, 2013
7:23am Phil
Good morning!
[photo of him in the office in uniform drinking a cup of coffee]
[photo of him outside smoking a cigar]
Hiya Handsome!  Have a wicked good Wednesday!
8:05am Phil
You too Sass!
It’s 60 degrees!  Yowza!  Have the balcony door open.  Don’t you wish you were here to misbehave?  I am eating Chinese food and thinking of you, hot stuff.  I have tomorrow off so I am ready to party!  Woot!

Potential to play

Tuesday, January 29, 2013
7:40 PM SmoothGuy: Hi there. You around?
7:41 PM Sassy: Yes indeed! Hiya!
7:43 PM Sassy: What’s up?
7:43 PM SmoothGuy: Hey. How are you feeling these days?
7:43 PM Sassy: Feeling much better! Still coughing a little, but my brain is back. Thank for asking!
7:44 PM SmoothGuy: Nice to have your brain back, i bet.
7:44 PM Sassy: Oh yes…
7:45 PM Sassy: Breathing is also nice.
7:45 PM SmoothGuy: And good to get healthier
7:45 PM Sassy: You have a good shower last night?
7:45 PM SmoothGuy: Very productive.  Thanks
7:45 PM Sassy: Yum
7:46 PM SmoothGuy: Was lonely though. Maybe down the road…
7:46 PM Sassy: Oh yes
7:47 PM SmoothGuy: Would be nice to soap you up
7:47 PM Sassy: Get me dirty first… or second?
7:47 PM SmoothGuy: Spend a real long time on your breasts
7:48 PM Sassy: steamy

7:48 PM SmoothGuy: While pressing up against you from behind
7:48 PM Sassy: mmmmm
7:49 PM SmoothGuy: Get you dirty second. Nice and clean first.
7:49 PM Sassy: ah
7:50 PM SmoothGuy: Then dry you very nicely.
7:50 PM SmoothGuy: Make sure I inspect every part of you
7:50 PM SmoothGuy: Some parts I’m sure will stay wet
7:50 PM Sassy: Oh yes… all plumbing in working order here
7:50 PM Sassy:    🙂
7:51 PM SmoothGuy:    🙂
7:52 PM SmoothGuy: Btw, do you enjoy feet massages?
7:56 PM Sassy: yes… but it takes a certain… skill. Because I am ticklish, but it can be done.
7:56 PM Sassy: I even have a photo of me getting one! (just the ankle area!) They did them for free during chemo… ask a perk and free advertising for massage therapists
7:57 PM SmoothGuy: I’ll remember the ticklish part!
8:00 PM Sassy: Why do you ask?
8:01 PM SmoothGuy: I adore giving them. See your pleasure a different way
8:05 PM SmoothGuy: I assume chemo worked completely?
8:05 PM Sassy: Yup. Whole and cancer free.
8:05 PM SmoothGuy: Excellent!
8:05 PM Sassy: I was lucky, able to work the whole time
8:06 PM Sassy: only missed actual chemo days, as it made me stupid
8:06 PM SmoothGuy: A good story in the end. How long ago?
8:06 PM Sassy: Had surgery Dec. 2010, Chemo Feb-May 2011, radiation every frickin weekday from June 20-Aug 4, 2011.
8:07 PM Sassy: and I didn’t even get any superpower from it!
8:08 PM Sassy: Cut, poisoned and fried. Whee!
8:09 PM SmoothGuy: Well, maybe a super personality!
8:09 PM Sassy: awww
8:09 PM SmoothGuy: Meant to ask, are you ever free during the work week, during the day?
8:10 PM Sassy: Sure.  Can have a “doctors appointment” or a personal day, vacation day, sick day…
8:11 PM Sassy:  I get like… 52 days off a year.  Why?
8:12 PM SmoothGuy: I’m asking because I sometimes take random days myself too. I get 30 days myself.
8:12 PM SmoothGuy: Nice to know the potential 
8:14 PM Sassy: Hey… we could play!
8:14 PM Sassy: You’re asking good questions tonight!

8:16 PM SmoothGuy: Looking forward to meeting and then playing!  Bye

Next steps

Tuesday, January 29, 2013
8:09am Phil
Mom, my brother and his wife, and my kid are all coming out.  We will celebrate my brother’s birthday out here, which will be fun!
Will spend the next couple of weeks cleaning out the office and files and then I am out and on to the next thing.  I need to get working on my resume and job search.  I’m going to use an executive level head hunter.  I think that will get me the best offers.  Also looking at Govt Service but that does not pay as well.  Not sure what I want to do. I do know I want to enjoy it, want to travel a bit and cross some things off the bucket list.
Good morning!  So great they’ll visit!  And very exciting to have new paths!  I’m off to work.  Whee! I love you, kid.

Seven-minute twinge

Monday, January 28, 2013
 7:58 PM SmoothGuy: I’m about to jump in the shower and was thinking about you…
 7:58 PM SmoothGuy: Just finished exercising … All hot and sweaty…
 7:59 PM Sassy: mmmm
8:00 PM SmoothGuy: I only have a minute here, but wanted to say hi
8:00 PM Sassy: Hiya sexy
8:01 PM SmoothGuy: And share a nice visual 
8:01 PM Sassy: think of me in the shower with you
8:01 PM Sassy: kneeling
8:01 PM Sassy: touching
8:01 PM Sassy: stroking
8:01 PM Sassy: sucking
8:01 PM Sassy: okay?
8:01 PM SmoothGuy: Oh yes!!!
8:02 PM SmoothGuy: Hope those come true down the road
8:02 PM SmoothGuy: And with the positions reversed…
8:03 PM SmoothGuy: With my fingers probing you
8:03 PM Sassy: Yum
8:03 PM SmoothGuy: Then my tongue probing
8:03 PM SmoothGuy: Then long long long kisses
8:04 PM Sassy: oooh
8:04 PM Sassy: damn… you make me twinge!
8:05 PM SmoothGuy: Naked now! Waters hot. Gtg. Enjoy your evening.
8:05 PM SmoothGuy: Sorry to leave you twinging…
8:05 PM Sassy: enjoy!
8:06 PM SmoothGuy: Hope to make it go crazy one day
8:06 PM SmoothGuy: Bye

Finishing up

Monday, January 28, 2013
5:39pm Phil
Hey you, How you doing?
Great!  Just drove home in the snow and got Hubby to grocery shop w/o me!  You?
6:29pm Phil
Awesome! Working on finishing up my job
Woohoo!  How much longer?
6:31pm Phil
Soon. I hate to go, I love this job
Wow… know the next person?
6:34pm Phil
Yeah, don’t like him
Bummer.  Will you have to work with him much?
7:18pm Phil
Nope. Turn over and it’s his
Having a big shindig?
7:20pm Phil
Nah. Family is coming out though which will be cool
7:41pm Phil
Yeah, looking forward to that!

SmoothGuy Squeeze

From: SmoothGuy
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 27, 2013 9:36 am
Subject: First photos
Good morning!
Need to mention again that you are pretty amazing! You have definitely sent me to areas I never thought I would go to and enjoy. Should be pretty amazing when we meet too.
I’d like to hear more about your project if you’re okay sharing. What kind is it? How many people go?  Sounds like it’s a big deal, I’m impressed. 
I’m attaching two pics for you, one so you can see my face and imagine kissing me! The other is just my ankle, it’s the only “body part” I have.  Feel free to share whatever you’re comfortable with. Btw, I’ve been imagining taking that black bra off of you :-).
From: Sassy
To: SmoothGuy
Sent:  Jan 27, 2013 10:21 am
Subject: Feet and more
Good morning! 
I’ve been thinking about you… marveling at how brave and sexy you are in new territory.  Thank you for trusting me and sharing so well.  Maybe next time you can type and I will moan.  🙂  This is usually where I’d start wanting you to call me, so you can hear the results… but my voice is still crap from the cold and I don’t want you to hear me cough! 
Thanks for the photos, handsome!  I am smiling at your sweet face and wondering why you have a photo of your sexy foot?  I lucked out! I hope it wasn’t hurt!  I must confess to having focused on your inner upper thigh awhile too… yum. 
I am used to talking about my project work all the time, but sadly, it is now the number one way to crack my anonymity.  Which sucks because it is a big deal, and a big part of my life and really fun!  I wish you could see the fruits of my work, and I would slip in beside you and hold your hand.  I never have a man to sit with, laugh with, cry with at these things… I wish we had met before, as I think you would get it on a number of levels.  But it is tough to trust that much without knowing more about you, knowing if we’ll have a nice coffee and go our separate ways, or carry on.  It would be an easy way to understand a lot about me in less than 2 hours… very very tempting to talk you into being there.  Would you come in the city on a winter Saturday afternoon? It would certainly make for a unique meeting place.  But there will be others.  We’re working on lots more later this year!  
I find it rather fascinating that you have reached our advanced age without going these places…  I do feel like a master pastry chef who has shown you her chocolate chip cookies. There is a lot more to explore!  I can’t wait to see which treats you like. 
Here’s another little loop .gif to watch… 10 second idea that I hope will lead to other thoughts.  Be sure you are alone! 
Have a marvelous Sunday!