It’s raining men

June 30, 2016 Thursday
7:56AM Sassy
Good morning kid!
9:45AM Phil
Good morning!
10:21AM Sassy
I’m having a wacky day… it’s raining men!

heard from Mr. Truck after over a year. 

heard from Kris after 18 months of silence
11:48AM Phil
Hmpf, think I’d leave that alone
12:21 PM Sassy
He invited me to dinner tonight.  We’ll see.
Want to hear how things worked out.

And The Northerner wants to see me tomorrow.  Whee!

 I wonder what brought all this on at once?! 

1:02PM Phil
Well good luck, may be interesting. Have fun
1:32PM Sassy
Thanks!  You have fun weekend plans?
3:05PM Phil
I’m working on house projects
maybe a drive in the country but that’s about it

Voice from the past

June 29, 2016 Wednesday

From: Kris
To: Sassy
Date: Wed, Jun 29, 2016 at 8:34 PM
Subject: voice from the past
“S”…Do you still use this email? Kris
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android

Wowzers… 18 months of silence… November 11, 2014 to June 29, 2016. I stared at it. I was very curious but decided to stay brief until I got some clue.

From: Sassy 
To: Kris
Date: Wednesday, June 29, 2016 8:35 PM
Subject: Re: voice from the past
Yes. 🙂
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Date: Wednesday, June 29, 2016 8:59 PM
Subject: Re: voice from the past
I shouldn’t even be contacting you…but I’m in a rare “mood.” 
if it weren’t so late I’d ask you if you want me to come down tonight for a visit.
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android


He made me wait 14 minutes. I could see him holding his phone, debating whether to reply… typing… stopping… starting… and finally hitting send.

I was sitting in my living room with Hubby and his girlfriend and another gal, so there was no inviting Kris over. And I didn’t want to see him when he was so volatile. But I did want to see him. I puzzled over whether he’d back out if I put him off, but decided to try and get more info.


From: Sassy
To: Kris
Date: Wednesday, June 29, 2016 9:04 PM
Re: voice from the past
Awww… I would love to know how you are.  
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Date: Wednesday, June 29, 2016 9:08 PM
Subject: Re: voice from the past
right now not so great… 
was wondering if you’d be interested in some “comfort you know what”…
have no idea what that would mean or where it would go… 
Just wondering
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
From: Sassy
To: Kris
Wednesday, June 29, 2016 9:19 PM
Re: voice from the past
You know I am always here for you.  We can talk and play it by ear.  
Tomorrow night is better if you can wait, but if not, I am here. 
From: Kris
To: Sassy 
Date: Wednesday, June 29, 2016 9:31 PM
Subject: Re: voice from the past
this is probably a mistake… But if you’re the girl I remember my guess is you’ll take it as it comes (pun intended).  friendship and support are nice… But I’m in the mood to “do things”…at least this moment.  you know I don’t always have the “freedom of conscience” to do certain things… So this rare mood I’m in may pass…. And I might chicken out by tomorrow. But if you are open for something tomorrow night then let’s talk tomorrow.  I’d like to be alone with you. if your place is available that’s fine. If not… I’ll take care of us going someplace else where we can be alone. Still got those toys?  😉
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
From: Sassy
To: Kris
Date: Wednesday, June 29, 2016 9:40 PM
Subject: Re: voice from the past
It is so good to hear from you.  I can roll with it.  I appreciate your candor, and hear what you’re saying.  I can’t promise… but if the sparks still fly, sure. I have even better toys than before.  🙂 
If this mood passes, I’d still like to see you and talk tomorrow.  I’m curious to know what’s been going on, what’s changed or not. I will talk with Hubby about being here, see what I can do. 
It is so good to hear from you! 
From: Kris
To: Sassy 
Date: Wed, Jun 29, 2016 at 9:49 PM
Subject: Re: voice from the past
You never had a problem being “sparky”….it was me and my “moral scruples” (which I still have) that frustrated you toward the end. If I come down there tomorrow it won’t be just to talk.  Even if I fizzle I’ll still wanna try.  
I remember you’re a great kisser…and how you shamelessly groped me on our first date in the parking garage.  Can’t wait to see those toys! (if I don’t chicken out… Which I’m thinking I probably won’t… That this mood will last until tomorrow night).
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
From: Sassy
To: Kris 
Date: Wednesday, June 29, 2016 10:28 PM
Subject: A cartoon to help you smile
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Date: Wednesday, June 29, 2016 10:33 PM
Subject: Re: voice from the past
I know Hubby is always a good sport….and you’re happy to provide the hospitality of your place. But let’s make it simple and I’ll treat. I can pick you up at 5:30… we’ll go someplace to eat…and get a room.  Then I can just bring you home and go back and spend the night at the room.
I have to get up early Friday and be at my house to do work there. I’ll explain all that tomorrow.  You can call me tomorrow anytime except between 9:00-10:00am or 3:00-4:30pm….tied up in meetings those hours.  Mobile is still the same [redacted] 

Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
From: Sassy
To: Kris
Date: Wednesday, June 29, 2016 11:13 PM
Re: voice from the past
Ah… you are still so sweet.  
Pick me up and we can figure it out from here. 
I am so excited to see you.  
Sleep well dear man.  
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Date: Wednesday, June 29, 2016 11:20 PM
Subject: Re: voice from the past
Cartoon’s a riot! 
I need your address. If you text it to me I’ll have it …
and your phone number… which I didn’t didn’t keep

Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Wednesday, June 29, 2016 11:30 PM
Re: voice from the past
Sent you the text.  Let me know if that worked.  I have a new mischief phone number and I haven’t used it so I’m iffy on whether it works.


11:28 pm Sassy Hiya [my address]
11:29 pm Kris : ) !
11:30 pm Kris You working tomorrow and Friday?
11:31pm Sassy Yes
11:31 pm Kris You’re up late… What time do you have to get up?
11:31 pm Sassy 7  You?
11:33 pm Kris Not too bad.  Scheming for how late I can keep you up tomorrow… 🙂
11:33 pm Kris I can’t sleep past 6 and usually wake up between 4:30 and 5… no matter what time I go to bed.
11:34 pm Sassy Wow
11:38 pm Kris Don’t have to be in the office (have a new job) until 9:30 am tomorrow.  Do the same kind of work with a different company.
11:40 pm Sassy How long have you been there?
11:43 pm Kris May of last year.  You still at your job?
11:43 pm Sassy Yeah, different space but same job
11:53 pm Kris Hittin the sack now. Sleep well… see u at 5:30!
11:53 pm Sassy What are you driving these days?
11:54 pm Kris [described his car… something different than last time I saw him]  Sold the motorcycle.  The payments were killing me.
11:56pm Kris …know you’re disappointed not pickin u up on the bike.  : )
11:57 pm Sassy Ha ha.  Night!  Mwah!
11:57 pm Kris : ) Nite!

1:28 am Kris Well… “mood” or not we’re set to try (dying to try your new toys!).  Booked a room at the Courtyard by Marriott.  You pick a place to eat!  🙂

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Meet #36 Part 2 Beach Day

Sunday, September 28, 2014
I woke up about 5 am but managed to go back to sleep until around 9 am.  I was really frisky but could not interest Kris in any play.  He was mired in thinking about and then writing an email response to a nasty text from his wife.  I told him to tell her he is not available to her anymore to listen to her woes.  But he insisted on spending over an hour crafting a response to each of her points.  Ugh.  I told him we really needed to leave by 11 am.  At 10:55 am he jumped into the shower, dressed, tossed his stuff into the bag and we were able to leave at 11:15 am.  
Why do I have to hang around while he works and writes to his wife?  Cuddling with him is good but feeling less and less worth all the hassle.
We drove over to Bristol and were too late to get a seat on the deck at Quito’s.  Argh! We ended up inside, which was cooler but felt claustrophobic tucked into a corner.  The waitress did not speak to us for 25 minutes!  Kris finally got up and went to fetch her.  I had the flight of chowders, sharing with Kris.  He ordered this delicious spinach salad with bacon, cheese, pecans, cranberries and pears!  I nibbled bits of that.  He got the little neck clams in garlic and oil.  I had an odd version of paella – covered in spicy red sauce!  

I went off to the bathroom and asked him to get the bill and a take-out box.  He did it!  We paid and took off.  He wanted a blanket so he could sleep at the beach, and had found a consignment shop and called to check that they were open!  We went over there.  He ended up with Queen size blue sheets, which he can use later, because the blankets were too expensive.  
I drove back through Bristol, showed him the America3 America’s Cup boat, then went over the Mount Hope Bridge and back up 24 to 77 to Little Compton.  I told him about my last dinner with Philip at Evelyn’s Drive-In.  We stopped at Walker’s farm stand.  I got a chocolate chip cookie and their fresh lemonade. He got a carrot cake cupcake and hot coffee.  We sat at a table to nosh.  I braved their porto-potty!  It was clean but about 105 degrees inside.  I had terrible diarrhea so I was glad to rid myself of that! 

We drove on to South Beach.  It was so beautiful!  And crowded!  

We went for a stroll, got our feet wet then camped out on the sheet so he could have a 20-minute nap.  I put my head on his hip and closed my eyes too.  We got up at 4 pm, went to the car to clean off my feet then headed out.  His troubles weighed heavily on his mind, so he was quiet.  I patted his leg and tried to balance letting him think with distracting him.  
The traffic was heavy but rolled along.  I made it to my place at 5:45 pm!  My brother-in-law called asking me to get sparkling ciders.  So I dropped Kris off to get his motorcycle from the garage, dashed to the grocery store for 3 bottles and dashed to Sis’ house, arriving about 6:25 pm for dinner with my cousins! 


I got home about 9 and texted Kris.

Me: Finally home. Hope you’ve made it also. Delicious lamb dinner and good conversation with Sis and the family. Thanks again for the cuddles and all the rest! Mwah! 9:15 PM

Meet #36 Rhode Island Roads

Saturday, September 27, 2014
Me: Good morning! It’s a beautiful morning and I am smiling because… I get to be with you! And show you beautiful places! I will pay. You paid for last weekend – I will get this. 7:36 AM
Me: I have taken care of everything. We have a 4:30 pm reservation at The Boat House (latest available) and a hotel reservation at the Comfort Inn in Warwick. Finding a hotel was a bear! Must be “something going on down there.” 7:40 AM
Me: My plan is dinner, strolling around there at sunset, hotel tonight. Then tomorrow – lunch in Bristol on the water, drive to Little Compton, South Beach for a little while, stop by the candy outlet. I need to be home by 5:00 pm – sister hosting dinner for NC cousin. Any questions? So excited! 7:44 AM
Kris: Wow! Thank u! Tell the truth about the bike.  “just couldn’t deal with it.  one weekend of terror was enough? (You can wait till I see u to answer. I expect a typical “really long pause” while u think to yourself, “How do I say this in a nice way?”).  Back to work.  ugh! 7:48 AM
Me: I want to drive this time! And I want you to relax and not worry about me or money… look at the wonderful scenery or my boobs and get a real break! So finish that work and come here! I’m off to Mom’s! 9:43 AM
Me: Oh! Please bring your GPS if possible. 🙂 9:44 AM
Kris: ok.  I have to go borrow money from my mother first.  hate it.  will do as much work as I can…but will have some left to finish later…but hopefully not too much.  thanks for treating.  will bring gps.  see u at 2 10:35 AM
Me: ETA? trying to gauge when to leave my Mom’s. 1:29 PM
Kris: here 1:49 PM
Me: Shoot! I’m just leaving Mom’s. Be there in 20 min. 1:52 PM
Kris: no problem.  going to Dunkin Donuts to wait…ping when home…take your time.  I’m early once in a hundred times.  don’t want to make a habit if it.   ;). Alfalfa 1:55 PM
Me: 🙂 1:55 PM
Me: Almost home. Meet me at the garage? 2:11 PM
Kris: k 2:13 PM
Me: Here 2:19 PM

Kris met me here at 2:15 pm.  He was actually early today!  I drove my car and we took off down Rte 93 to 24 so I could show him my favorite spots in RI.  We made a quick pit stop in Mansfield at a Dunkin Donuts/convenience store, then another quick stop at the Sky Beverage General Store in Fall River to get Jelly Belly jelly beans!  I adore their movie popcorn flavor.  We rolled into the Boat House Restaurant at 4:31 pm for a 4:30 reservation.  Whee! 
We had a fantastic bay front window table away from the bar… the best seat I’ve ever had there!  We had a server named Crystal who was lovely and helpful.  
He had the clam chowder, shared the mixed local field greens salad with me, then tried the fisherman’s stew and finished with cup of black coffee and the pistachio gelato.  I had the Hall of Fame corn chowder, the mixed field greens, the baked stuffed lobster (the stuffing was gloppy and inedible but the lobster was the sweetest I’ve had in a long time).  I finished with a hot chocolate and the mixed berry sorbet.  Here’s the view of Mount Hope Bay from our table: 

We strolled out the pier and watched the sunset.  It was such a beautiful night!  The Boat House looked so cool from the water.  Of course, my phone camera died just as I would have taken a photo!  Grrr… 
I drove over to Warwick (about 30 minutes away).  He spent the entire time talking on the phone!  I should have been miffed but it was fascinating to hear his part of the discussion.  I got to where we were going but could not find the hotel! I had to stop and admit I was lost and get him to hang up and help me.  Ugh.  We found the Comfort Inn near the airport. It is next to the Bertucci’s but set back from the street. 
Unfortunately, their computer system was down and they were trying to check people in by hand, and not keeping track of which rooms they had assigned.  I’ve never seen anything like this!  It felt like a plot to keep me out of his arms.  A trio of college kids came back the 5th time saying they had been given keys to rooms that already had people in them!  I waited forever to check in – like 45 minutes!  We were given a room with someone in it.  Ugh.  We went back down to get another room.  That worked.  We were in #352, which was quite nice!  
I went to get ice.  He settled in to finish his work, while I sprawled on the bed and read my phone, chatted on IRC for a bit.  Two of my favorite pals were around.  I munched on a Ritter whole hazelnut chocolate bar.  Kris dug into the Jelly Belly jelly beans.  
He came over once to cuddle about 10 pm, but I made him get up pretty quickly and continue. 
He finally got done working about 12:10 am and crawled into bed.  He played with my clit for awhile, then I got out all the toys and did a combo of toys in his ass and on his balls while I sucked on him!  Whee!  
I am a little miffed that I get a few minutes of the same old clit flicking, and he gets a very special sassy BJ with toys.  Ah well… 
I feel asleep about 1:15 am with him wrapped around me.  So good…

Meet #34 The Office

Tuesday, September 23, 2014
Me: Happy Fall! Hope you have a great Tuesday! 7:44 AM
Kris: thanks.  u too.. 🙂 7:45 AM
Me: If I wanted to hold your hand and talk and smile… let me know when I could do that. I could drive, meet you somewhere. Not going to Mom’s tonight. Open every night this week except Friday. 9:14 AM
Kris: how bout I pick u up at your work today on my bike? Maybe u could invite me in to see your office?  Evil Alfalfa 12:17 PM
Me: YAY! Don’t have my heavy jacket but could do a little ride. Can you get here by about 5 pm? Parking’s tricky but around 5pm there may be spots. Ping me once you’ve parked – I’ll meet you on the street, bring you in for the grand tour. Oh goody! 12:29 PM
Kris: I expected a whining “ohhhh.  I don’t know!!!  u must want to hold hands pretty badly… 😉 ping u when I get there.  try to be on time 12:41 PM
Kris: …mean I’ll try to be on time (u always r). 12:42 PM
Me: You are making my day! Makes it so much easier to get thru the day when I can look forward to holding your hand! Just not in the office, please! 1:01 PM
Kris: ok…”just a friend”.   😉 1:09 PM
Me: My friend Kris. 🙂 1:12 PM
Kris: 🙂 1:26 PM
Kris: here! 5:03 PM
Me: Yay! I’ll be right down. 5:03 PM

I was very brave this morning.  I woke up thinking that I wanted to see Kris.  I wanted to hold his hand and see his smile.  So I texted him to tell him that!  I try never to ask him, to wait for him to invite me.  I don’t want to add any pressure when he is already stressed to the max, and I don’t want him to think I am “luring him” to do things he doesn’t want to, preying on his weakness for me. 
9:14 am 
If I wanted to hold your hand and talk and smile… let me know when I could do that.  I could drive, meet you somewhere.  Not going to Mom’s tonight.  Open every night this week except Friday.  
12:17 pm
how bout i pick u up at your work today…..on my bike?  Maybe u could invite me in to see it. ….Evil Alfalfa
12:29 pm
YAY!  Don’t have my heavy jacket but could do a little ride.  Can you get here by about 5 pm?  Parking’s tricky but around 5pm there may be spots.  Ping me once you’ve parked – I’ll meet you outside, give you the grand tour.  There’s a farmers market that’s fun to walk around too.  Oh goody!  
12:41 pm
i expected a whining “ohhhh….i don’t know!!!…..u must want to hold hands pretty badly…  ;). …..  ping u when i get there….
1:01 pm
You are making my day!  Makes it so much easier to get thru the day when I can look forward to holding your hand!  Just not in the office, please!  


Kris appeared right on time at 5.  We had such fun! I met him out on the street and gave him a tour of my office!  One of my colleagues was there and I introduced him as “my friend Kris.”  I kissed him at my desk and in the elevator!  
I gave him the nickel tour of the area.  We sat outside and people-watched a while.  He had great news – his renter admitted starting the fire with a cigarette,  and offered to pay the $1k deductible.  And his insurance will cover indoor cleaning, replacing and staining his entire deck and the patio doors, then painting his entire downstairs, as it has an open floor plan so if they paint the part near the fire, they need to keep going!  So he gets a renovation!  And they’re starting this morning!  Finally some better luck for him. 
We went to dinner.  He told me about visiting his mother on Sunday.  She noticed his longer hair and earring, commented that they were odd to see “on a man of his age” and then let it drop.  Not too bad, he thought!  We had a wonderful meal –  we shared clam chowder with bacon, and crispy calamari with a spicy tomato sauce.  I had meatloaf with mashed potatoes and broccoli, and he ate their swordfish specials with fingerlings and green beans.  We traded bites.  
We crossed the street to a dessert place for decadent sweets.  He wanted the 6-item sampler.  

I had the hazelnut hot chocolate – the stuff dreams are made of.  We decided the creme brulee was so delicious – we ordered a whole one!  It comes in a huge bowl with fresh fruit and lemon cookies.  
He brought me home on his bike.  It was fun to cruise down my usual streets and see them in a new way on the open bike.  There wasn’t much traffic so we could roll easily and I wasn’t so nervous.  I got him into the garage and moved my car to the street.  I took him upstairs and kissed him hot and heavy in the elevator.  My phone had died, so I went in first to check to be sure Hubby was clothed.  He was up and decent, playing video games, so I told Kris to come on in. 
We camped out on the sofa with his head on my lap and his cock in my hand!  I got texts from four guys while I was sitting there – Philip, a cub, a chatter and a blog fan!  Yeesh.  They were jealous!  
Suddenly his mood changed.  *sigh  He talked again about how he should not have come down here.  That he is going against his beliefs.  But he is weak and can’t stick to them.  He talked about the women he is meeting from the Christian Mingles site.  He told the “little old lady who lives in a shoe” that he is no longer interested.  She is great but he can’t deal with her myriad children.  So he is still talking to three women.  It’s interesting to see how he talks about them and the search for a new wife, even if it all seems wrong and desperate.  
I wanted to do more, but he fell asleep, so I tucked him in and sadly went off to bed alone.  He was gone before I got up in the morning.  But the joy of our evening together will keep me smiling for quite awhile!  

Alfalfa Appears Again

Carl Switzer as Alfalfa 
in the 1930’s “Our Gang” movie shorts

Friday, September 5, 2014

Kris: wife’s lawyer didn’t show yesterday, so I met with “case manager” alone. called lawyer who said those court meetings are “waste of my time…u and I can settle this without wasting time driving to courthouse (disdains “system” and been doing it for 38 years). wife is talking about maybe accepting legal separation and maybe thinking about reconciliation…still hates my guts.  still sends vitriolic texts occasionally.  but “small crack in her armor”.  meeting with pastor went well…she asked about stds.  told her about testing and results.  she did not ask more about you.  other than “did u have sex on the boat”.  to which I replied “Does that really matter?” and she dropped it. hope your day is going well.  gonna b a hot one.  b thankful u r not in my car without a/c!   😉  Evil Alfalfa  9:10 AM
Kris: so when do I get to take u on bike ride? if I evah find my lost moral compass a day may come of a final goodbye.  not trying to “blackmail” u.  just facing reality.  SO? (I hear that whining “Ohhhh…I don’t know.  I’m frightened.). Ok.  so I’ll go real slow.  for a short ride. How bout u drive and meet me someplace near Gloucester tomorrow after u drop off mom? Short ride on bike, sight see in your AIR CONDITIONED CAR.  dinner (dutch).   Blackmailing Alfalfa 9:46 AM
Kris: how’s your day been? almost free! 3:06 PM
Kris: not like u to not give short reply.  busy?  something wrong?  u can tell me.  it’s me.  Kris…remember? 😉 4:37 PM
Me: Hiya! Thanks for the update. Crazy day in the office. I’d adore going to Gloucester with you, but Hubby has the car tomorrow after I get back from Mom’s. He is going to a big party with his lady and doesn’t know when he’ll get back. Can you pick me up in your car? Or some other plan? 4:38 PM
Kris: not sure.  may have acted prematurely.  let me get back to you later tonight.  gotta run.  be gone for few hours. talk later. Hug & Kiss 4:41 PM
Kris: got a lot of work. depends how much I can get done by tomorrow afternoon.  later gator 4:42 PM
Me: Sure. I’m flexible. You’re welcome to work tonight and/or tomorrow in the a/c comfort of my living room if you like. Mwah! 4:45 PM

Kris: had a wife shopping dinner date.  heading home. will try to get done in time to pick you up tomorrow.  what time will u get home from lunch with mom? 12:32 AM

Meet #32 part 2 Sex in Maine

Monday, September 1, 2014  LABOR DAY
I didn’t sleep well.  Not sure why.  Kris got up to use the bathroom about 5:30 am and I couldn’t get back to sleep.  So I reached over to touch him.  He was already hard and got much harder as I pulled and twisted and squeezed his cock!  I took my time and enjoyed exploring his balls and cock in different ways.  He finally stopped me and started playing with my clit.  He got me all revved up, then pulled off my underwear and pushed inside me.  Oh my… it felt so amazing as he pushed up from underneath me.  I slammed back into him.  I was so wet!  He came hard.  I gushed all over the sheets! 
We got dressed and went up to the hotel breakfast room to feast on the free breakfast.  It was one of the best I’ve seen!  They had an incredible assortment of baked goods – muffins, coffee cake, yogurt, toast, english muffins, bagels.  I had OJ, hot chocolate, a square of coffee cake.  Then I went back for a blueberry muffin.  Then a bagel with cream cheese!  Yum!  We sat in the big sunroom that would have looked out over the bay if it wasn’t fogged in!  
Kris went back to the room to make phone calls to check on a new renter’s references.  I went for a walk down the huge lawn to the water’s edge.  I went back to bed and napped for a couple of hours while he worked on his computer. 
 View from our balcony… there’s beautiful cove out there when the fogs lifts! 
 Pretty hotel grounds decorations 
 The main building and glass sunroom/breakfast area at the hotel
 Roses in the rain
 Fabulous art in the breakfast room – a big fish made of shells!  
 Hee hee
 Our building at the hotel 
 Seating area looking over the bay
 Queen Anne’s lace 
 The waterfront 
 Another view of our building at the hotel and the massive lawn
 The hotel entrance

We checked out a little after 11 am and got on the road again.  We had planned to go to Acadia, but with the fog there was no point.  He was still fixated on getting his ear piercing fixed, so we headed for a big mall in Bangor.  
We drove up the coast, back to Camden to look around.  It is a lovely town with a harbor full of boats!  We went on up Rte 1 and the fog began to burn off!  
 The Camden harbor in Maine
 Quick video of the waterfall in Camden
 Photo of the waterfall in Camden
 The main street in Camden
 Camden harbor
 Flowers near the Camden Library
  Flowers near the Camden Library
  Flowers near the Camden Library

We saw beautiful little town and coves.  We went into Belfast to look around then on to the Bangor Mall.  He had an odd spell, insisting on paying me for the earring I bought him, and insisting on paying for lunch when we’d agreed meals were going to be on me.  I argued and then let him.  It felt like he was pushing me away.  But my lack of sleep was catching up with me, so that might have made me less able to figure him out than usual. 
 Maine State Ferry terminal in Lincolnville
 Maine State Ferry coming from Islesboro 
into Lincolnville terminal

We had a late lunch at Ruby Tuesday.  They brought us these delectable little biscuits with onion and spices and cheese.  I could have eaten a dozen! They have an incredible salad bar!  I haven’t seen one of those in a long time.  I tried the potato salad, broccoli ham salad, waldorf salad, pasta salad and various veggies with ranch dressing.  I could’ve just had that, but Kris convinced me to order an entree.  So I got the pork chop with green beans and garlic mashed potatoes.  Yum. 

 My pork chop at Ruby Tuesday’s in the Bangor Mall 
 The fantastic salad bar at Ruby Tuesday’s in the Bangor Mall

He got his ear re-pierced and we got back into the car to head South.  I suggested we take 95 to make time, and head for Ogunquit for a late supper.  We went through more bad weather – a terrible thunderstorm!  He needed a break from driving, so we stopped at the Gardiner rest stop.  It is a lovely new building with a food court and “Made in Maine” shop with gorgeous, super-expensive artisan’s crafts.  Kris wanted to buy me a birthday gift, but I could not see letting him spend 3x normal prices and I don’t need stuff.  Just as we were leaving, his wife called.  I left him alone on the patio and went back inside to get an iced chai latte and some mixed nuts from Starbucks.  I read my email on their wonderful wifi and waited.  Kris finally came to get me after 45 minutes and we continued South.
It was clear we were not going to get to Ogunquit in time to eat before the restaurant I wanted was closed.  So I searched the web for places closer, in Kennebunk.  We made it there about 8:30 pm and stopped at the Bull and Claw.  
They had another amazing salad bar – with 3 soups too!  We attacked that.  Then I had their “lobster louie” which I thought would be lobster pie but turned out to be a baked stuffed lobster… for only $20!  Kris got the mussels and shrimp scampi linguini.  

 My baked stuffed lobster at the Bull and Claw in Kennebunk 
Interior of the Bull and Claw in Kennebunk 

We headed on South and got to my place about 11 pm.  Kris was getting punchy, had the music turned way up and bounced around.  I almost made it, but asked him to turn it off as we made the turn onto my street.  My head hurt and I couldn’t take it another second.  

We took our stuff inside and he fell asleep quickly on the sofa.  I did some work on my computer, then headed off to bed at 12 midnight.

Trouble and a bike

Tuesday, August 19, 2014 

Kris: Gonna go hang with “bad boys”. old black bar buddies. have to find their current water hole in the burbs…cops shut down old one. dumb cuz they would just find new one. I’ll find it…won’t drink…PROMISE. my nick name with them: “Crazy Kris”. for real. but now it’s just for “show”. but they don’t know that. so I’ll get “respect”…and be ok. and won’t drink. my intimate, “non-sexual” (HA!) friend. 6:23 PM
Kris: Say hi to mom for me. tell her I owe her a lunch. and when u go to the bathroom we can swap secrets about u. tell her I’ve got some really juicy (literally) ones to share. OMG!!!!!!! 6:46 PM
Me: We were just talking about you! We’re at The 99 again. I showed her your bike. 6:48 PM
Kris: What did she say? 6:49 PM
Me: You look skinny. 🙂 6:49 PM
Kris: She’s a riot! You’re too fat and I’m too skinny! Ever here the bad joke about Mama Cass and Karen Carpenter? 6:53 PM
Me: No…do I want to? 6:55 PM
Kris: Probably not. think that will stop me? 😉 6:56 PM
Kris: If Mama Cass had shared her sandwich with Karen Carpenter they’d both be alive today! 6:58 PM
Kris: Bad. I know. Ok. off on bike to play bad boy biker. Walter Mitty. 6:59 PM
Kris: Google what caused Karen Carpenter’s death if u didn’t get that bad joke. I really am an evil man. You’re just blinded by the occasional mediocre sex. 7:03 PM
Kris: Ok…off on bike. later… 😉 7:04 PM
Me: I am still smiling about late Sunday…mmm. 7:12 PM
Kris: U r incorrigible. taking advantage of poor skinny little me.  😉 7:17 PM
Kris: (not on bike yet. cleaning up house a little first. have renter. can’t be fun slob. 🙁 7:20 PM
Me: You betcha! Mwah! 7:20 PM
Kris: 🙂 7:20 PM
Me: Come see me instead? 🙂 7:25 PM
Kris: Gotta get it outta my system.. nutha time (less u get bettah offer in meantime. in which case go for it!). 8:10 PM
Me: Have fun! 8:11 PM
Kris: Maybe one of those AM winks is a nice man. just poor! 😉 8:11 PM
Kris: “Have fun!”. So u! Thanks for treating me like a grown up. another reason hard to let u go…Ms. Unflappable. 8:20 PM

from: Sassy
to: Kris
date: Tue, Aug 19, 2014 at 9:32 PM
subject: Trouble and a bike
Here’s an interesting photo that reminds me of you. 



Kris: U probably won’t read till morning. went to several bars. no one around. tried to have some fun by offering “working girl” ride on bike. but she said had to be a “working ride”…guess what I said.  NO THANKS (SHARKS, ALLIGATORS, PIRRHANAS…GOD KNOWS WHAT’S IN THAT POOL). Oh well…time for Walter to go home. Had two cokes and played juke box. more danger with Sassy than that! Yawnnnnn!!!!!!! 12:09 AM
Me: Thanks for the update. Was thinking about you  🙂 12:11 AM
Me: FYI – Hubby and his lady are away overnight next Tuesday, 8/26 and returning Wednesday. If the stars align and you could keep me company that evening, I’d adore having you stay over.  12:16 AM

Meet #28 Feeding Kris

Sunday, August 17, 2014
TEXT to Kris
I have a perfect ripe pear. It should be eaten tonight.  Can you pop down and help me out with that? 1:09 PM
1:16 PM TEXT from Kris
I shouldn’t but can’t resist.  Won’t take advantage of poor little me will u?   😉
1:17 PM TEXT from me
I can text you when I get back from lunch. Aim for 6? 
1:18 PM TEXT from Kris
1:19 PM TEXT from me
1:24 PM TEXT from Kris
Don’t frighten the children. down Sassy. sit. don’t scare poor Kris   😉
1:26 PM TEXT from me
Who? Oh… she’s gone.  I shut her away. 
1:40 PM TEXT from me
I have corn on the cob, grapes and raspberries from the farm stand too
1:43 PM TEXT from Kris
You’re a liar… the demure lady can barely handle Sassy. But I am a big boy… and never did anything I didn’t want to.  Stories?  Oh yeah… I’m a regular “Lying, Cheating, ‘Christian’ Don Juan.”  If I’m no good for a fuck… at least I’m “highly-entertaining!”  LOL
5:08 PM TEXT from me
Heading home so 6 pm timing looks good, or whenever suits your schedule after that. 
5:29 PM TEXT from Kris
7:00 🙂 
7:16 PM TEXT from Kris
Here..where should I park bike
7:17 PM TEXT from me
Yay!  I’ll meet you in the garage.  
7:17 PM TEXT from Kris
K…  🙂 
I dashed down to open the garage door.  I stayed a distance from him as he took off his chaps.  I took a photo of the bike to send to Philip.  He walked over and gave me a long hug, then surprised me with a kiss on the lips!  That always feels good, but it was especially wonderful since I thought I wouldn’t get any physical contact! 
We went upstairs.  He sat in a tall chair near my kitchen pass-through while I grabbed food to feed to him.  He must have been starving.
  • He started with the “perfect pear” and ate all of it except the stem!  
  • Next he asked for a bowl of Progresso pasta e fagoli soup and some apple juice.  
  • He ate an ear of corn on the cob.  I fed the other one to Hubby.  
  • I also gave him a grilled chicken breast.  
  • And some green beans.  
  • And raspberry sorbet!  He poured milk on it!   
  • He made himself a cup of instant coffee. 

It was strange and fun to cook for him.  I never cook! 
We took a couple of my dining room chairs up to the roof deck.  It was a beautiful clear cool night.  We sat next to each other and I listened to him.  The big news was that he had gotten on and was going to have lunch with three different women next weekend!  He characterized them as “Marlo Thomas,” because she looks like that actress, “The Little Old Lady Who Lives in a Shoe” because she had four children and married a guy with five children and they adopted 10 more!, and “the one like me” who went to the same college, and works for the main competitor of his employer!  I asked what about the Kris who advised his wife to wait at least six months to date so she doesn’t do something stupid on the rebound?  He said he is bad, already lying, telling them he was divorced.  I felt bad for these women and told him so.  He asked me if I was jealous and I said not really.  He can do what he wants when he is not with me but it seemed like a bad idea for him and for them. 
This ticked me off.  He puts me off because he needs to focus on the tasks around his divorce and renting out rooms in his house and… he starts using brain space for three more women!  I told him I was taking that personally… that he doesn’t want me and sex with me is no good.  He reassured me most emphatically that is not true.  He said he is crazy.  I asked if he has a brain tumor.  He said that would be great – if he could have a reason he has done all this crazy stuff.  I asked if he would let them cut it out and go back to normal.  He didn’t answer.  I asked if he thinks he is mentally ill and what DSM 4 code would he give to it?  He laughed and said that was a good question!  He asked if I would visit him in prison, that he was so crazy he assumed he was going to screw up something and get into trouble.  I told him not to talk like that. 
I spent most of my time trying not to touch him.  Not to kiss him.  My instincts press me to comfort him, to touch him, to give him some release, make him forget his troubles for a little while.  But I fought it.  He held my hand.  I struggled not to stroke his fingers. I watched the planes going and coming from Logan to take my mind off it.  
It got to be midnight and very cold, so we decided to go back downstairs.  Hubby was ensconced on the sofa playing video games so I asked Kris if he could sit on one side my bed and I’d sit on the other.  He said that would be fine.  He made a cup of coffee and I went in and sprawled on the far side so he could have the bedside table to put his cup on.  He came in, leaving the door open, and sat on the edge of the bed drinking his coffee.  
In a couple of minutes, he sprawled out and started to talk again.  He rolled over next to me, tugged me over so my head was on his shoulder.  This was incredibly tough for me… I so wanted to caress him!  I felt like I would go crazy not kissing him, but I gritted my teeth and stared at the ceiling to listen.  He told me about the tasks on his mind.  He told me more about his wife’s demands for their divorce.  He was quiet for several long periods and I thought he had fallen asleep, but when I turned my head slightly to look, he would open his eyes and smile at me.  I rubbed his face.  
About 1 am he got up to use the bathroom, and closed the door to the bedroom.  Oh?  He crawled back into bed beside me.  I was flat on my back.  He turned on his side and cuddled up next to me.  He reached across my stomach, lifted my top and traced patterns on my skin.  I shivered.  He traced lower, trailing a finger around the waistline of my slacks.  I was so revved up from holding back for hours, I started trembling and breathing raggedly right away.  I didn’t want him to ever stop, but I wanted to understand what was going on so I didn’t cross some line in my ignorance.  
“Why are you doing that?” I asked.  He said he liked listening to me get excited, liked to touch me.  He put his fingers inside my slacks, trailed them down the side of my panties, then pushed the crotch aside and started flicking my clit!  My hips popped up and I started talking to him.  
I told him how good he was making me feel, how much I love it when he finger fucks me, how much I want more, how hot I am, he makes me burn… oh yeah.. just like that.  I freed my right breast from my bra, rubbing my nipple.  He nosed my hand out of the way and sucked my nipple.  I asked him to bite it… twist it… he complied and I lost my mind, whimpering and shaking.  I came so hard!  

I told him I wanted to scream for him, but I’d better not with Hubby in the living room.  He said he understood, that he could tell what was going on.  I asked him if my body tells him and he said yes – my clit gets hard and I get very wet and I shake… he doesn’t talk much during sex so this was a real treat! 
He didn’t stop when I came… just kept flicking and pulling and sticking his finger inside and then up again.  It felt like it was going to be too much, but I rode it and it felt incredible!  I thought of very raunchy videos I’ve watched… I thought about describing them to him but my brain was beyond speech at that point.  None of them are things I want to do but thinking about them takes me over the edge!  
My phone rang at 2 am – it was Hubby calling from the other room!  He asked if he could go to bed soon.  I told him I needed 15 minutes.  
I undid Kris’ belt, undid his jeans and took his cock out of his underwear.  I thought he might stop me, but he didn’t!  I played with it with my hand until it got erect, which didn’t take long.  Then I licked it from bottom to top and cupped his balls with my other hand. He moaned and popped his hips… rubbed his hand in my hair.  I asked what he would like, as we had so little time. He said everything I do is wonderful, to just keep going. 

I slurped him down in one gulp and he gasped and started pumping his hips, fucking my mouth.  Oh man, I adore that.  I moaned to let him know how much that turns me on.  I flicked my tongue around the crown and into the hole, then sucked really loudly and bobbed up my head.  He started his patter… OH… Sassy… oh man… yes yes… and moved his hips pulling him in and out of my mouth.  He pressed my head and stayed in and gushed cum down my throat!  Yay!  I swallowed twice and he pulled out a little so it got all over my cheek and his tummy.  I played with it.  I asked him if he wanted a taste and he was like “Ewww!  No… gross!”  I told him it was natural and a lot of men taste their own.  He insisted it was not his thing.  I said it tastes good, like salted caramel.  He shook his head.  He pulled me up beside him to cuddle.

I asked him to cancel his dates with the women.  He asked why and I said that I want that time and energy, and I feel bad for them.  He said he would think about it.  We looked at the clock.  It was 2:30 am!  He got up and pulled his clothes together and went out to sleep on the couch.  I checked to be sure he had what he needed and turned in myself.