April 30, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Letting me be me

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Kris: leaving work. heading to gym till 10. home, shower, chat short while at 10:45? may b too late….tomorrow’s another day if that’s too late. 8:36 PM

Me: Sure! Hugs! 8:38 PM

Kris: 🙂 8:39 PM

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· May 01 10:50 PM Kris: Hi

· May 01 10:51 PM Sassy: Hiya!

· May 01 10:52 PM Kris: How’s the sex chat world these days? Havin fun?

· May 01 10:52 PM Sassy: It’s pretty quiet tonight, just a couple of ladies have popped in

· May 01 10:53 PM Kris: I was trying to add up the total hours we spent together this past week…Sunday and Wednesday combined…how many on Sunday…and what time did I leave last night?

· May 01 10:54 PM Sassy: We were together from about 12:15 PM to 11:15 Sunday, so that makes 11, plus 6:15 to 11:30 last night, which makes 5.25, o 16.25 hrs

· May 01 10:54 PM Sassy: Why are you doing that?

· May 01 10:55 PM Kris: cuz I was pouting today…feeling sorry for myself…almost didn’t text you to chat…but you’re addicting

· May 01 10:56 PM Sassy: Why sorry?

· May 01 10:57 PM Kris: I’ll tell you why if you promise not to “make adjustments” and withhold information in the future…when I want to know stuff and ask questions…

· May 01 10:57 PM Sassy: okay

· May 01 10:58 PM Kris: I was thinking…I spent 16.25 hours (didn’t have the exact number till you just gave it to me) with Sassy…and she hasn’t gotten off once…”Volt” got her off 7 times in 2 hours…that must make me “Short Circuit”…I was jealous and pouting about it…

· May 01 10:59 PM Sassy: Oh dear… I’m sorry.

· May 01 10:59 PM Sassy: Your day will… cum

· May 01 10:59 PM Kris: Ha ha

· May 01 11:00 PM Sassy: Thank you for giving me more than one chance

· May 01 11:00 PM Kris: more than one chance for what?

· May 01 11:00 PM Sassy: To see you

· May 01 11:00 PM Kris: are you SERIOUS?

· May 01 11:01 PM Sassy: I had a lot of one-shot deals. So frustrating

· May 01 11:02 PM Kris: well I’m a “satisfied customer”…as far as the sex itself goes I’ve gotten off every time…in different ways…I have nothing to complain about and like being with you…

· May 01 11:03 PM Sassy: Phew

· May 01 11:03 PM Kris: there’s just one thing i’m working on…(besides my mission to get you off).

· May 01 11:03 PM Sassy: Do tell!

· May 01 11:05 PM Kris: i’m trying to accept and adjust to the reality of how you see the world…how you see having sex…with me…with other men…marriage…what you want…how you want it…there’s a lot of “learning and figuring out who you are and what you like and are hoping for in all of this.

· May 01 11:05 PM Sassy: I’m still a work in progress.

· May 01 11:06 PM Kris: I mean…there’s what you like in having sex itself…that’s important…but there’s “the other stuff” too…like how much you’ll tell me and what you won’t…for example.

· May 01 11:06 PM Sassy: What do you mean?

· May 01 11:06 PM Kris: it was very “telling” to me when we were having a little pillow talk about the need to always wear a condom…

· May 01 11:07 PM Kris: basically I was asking you why it would be necessary for me to wear one if you knew I was negative for everything…

· May 01 11:07 PM Sassy: What?

· May 01 11:07 PM Kris: hold on…I’ll explain..

· May 01 11:08 PM Kris: so I was asking why it would be necessary for me to wear a condom if you knew I was negative and never had sex with anyone but you and my wife for the past 25 years…

· May 01 11:08 PM Kris: there was a very long pause…by you…

· May 01 11:08 PM Kris: I knew you were thinking hard about “exactly how to say it”…

· May 01 11:08 PM Kris: so I helped you out and said…

· May 01 11:09 PM Kris: because maybe you don’t know if I’ve had sex with someone else…

· May 01 11:09 PM Kris: which is a nice way of saying: “it’s possible I could be lying to you”

· May 01 11:09 PM Kris: but you didn’t want to say that…

· May 01 11:10 PM Sassy: That is not about you… it’s about the other men who have been crappy to me

· May 01 11:10 PM Sassy: You may change my mind. You are different in many ways…

· May 01 11:10 PM Kris: it’s ok…I was not offended by it.

· May 01 11:10 PM Kris: in fact…I appreciated it

· May 01 11:10 PM Sassy: You are a contradiction…

· May 01 11:10 PM Kris: how?

· May 01 11:11 PM Sassy: You want me to always use condom…

· May 01 11:11 PM Sassy: but not with you?

· May 01 11:11 PM Kris: no…i’m glad you always insist on any man…including me…using condoms.

· May 01 11:12 PM Kris: but if in fact i’m telling the truth…which I am…there’s no need for one…i’m not saying this to try and convince you I shouldn’t have to wear one…this is more about the reality of how it’s hard to trust anyone

· May 01 11:12 PM Sassy: It’s like you said about the boat and the sharks

· May 01 11:13 PM Kris: no…I understand…my point is more about the fact that it’s hard to really believe someone is telling the truth…

· May 01 11:13 PM Sassy: I am also protecting you from me.

· May 01 11:14 PM Kris: I understand that too…even though it’s a minor risk.

· May 01 11:14 PM Kris: but again…it’s about whether you think people will lie to you or not…like you saying maybe my wife might be cheating on me and I wouldn’t know…based on the fact that many women do and their husbands don’t know.

· May 01 11:15 PM Kris: there are some things people DO really know about their spouses…

· May 01 11:17 PM Kris: my main point is fairly simple…I want to be able to accept “your world” and you for who you are…which means you have to risk telling me the truth…even if you think I might ‘freak out”…which on some things I might…like being jealous of “Volt” getting you off…

· May 01 11:17 PM Kris: when I was pressing you for information you didn’t want to give it to me

· May 01 11:17 PM Kris: you said, “you’re tempting me to say certain things..

· May 01 11:17 PM Kris: because you were calculating how I might react..

· May 01 11:18 PM Sassy: I try to focus on what you’re like when we’re together… and how you communicate in between. The rest of your life is yours.

· May 01 11:18 PM Sassy: Oddly enough, I don’t want to make you feel bad

· May 01 11:19 PM Kris: I understand that…and appreciate it…it’s not “odd”…it’s part of your sweetness and niceness…which I appreicate and really like…

· May 01 11:19 PM Kris: but sometimes i’m curious about certain things…maybe some sexual experiences…with other men…

· May 01 11:20 PM Kris: not that I want to focus on that so much…

· May 01 11:20 PM Kris: but because it’s part of your life…like anything else…so i’m curious.

· May 01 11:20 PM Kris: when you’re willing to tell me the truth…it makes me feel closer to you…even if some parts of it I need to “get used to” and may “react a little to”…

· May 01 11:20 PM Sassy: I forgot a meet…

· May 01 11:21 PM Kris: ?

· May 01 11:21 PM Sassy: When you asked if I had been with anyone since I met you…

· May 01 11:22 PM Kris: oh?

· May 01 11:23 PM Sassy: It was the Sunday after our first lunch. It had already been planned…

· May 01 11:23 PM Sassy: Chatter… been talking to him for over a year. He was in CT on business and invited me to dinner to meet.

· May 01 11:24 PM Sassy: Maybe I am just too much of a hussy?

· May 01 11:25 PM Sassy: Or maybe the past doesn’t matter… just the future?

· May 01 11:26 PM Kris: what matters to me is that you do what you want to do…but just tell me the truth.

· May 01 11:26 PM Kris: I don’t want you to try and be someone you’re not

· May 01 11:26 PM Kris: if you want to be with other men…then you should be

· May 01 11:27 PM Kris: you shouldn’t try to be someone you’re not…

· May 01 11:27 PM Sassy: If I am with someone, I don’t prowl

· May 01 11:27 PM Kris: I don’t understand

· May 01 11:28 PM Sassy: I don’t go looking for another man

· May 01 11:28 PM Kris: this is what i’m trying to understand…

· May 01 11:29 PM Sassy: What?

· May 01 11:31 PM Kris: what you really want. I don’t want you to try and be someone you’re not….really…I think you and I are wired a little differently…but I can live with that…I don’t want you to adjust to my expectations just to please me…or because you like me enough to want to keep me around…because I think I can adjust to you being different than me…I really only need one thing from you…just tell me the truth if I ask you a question…you don’t have to “volunteer information” if I don’t ask…just don’t lie to me…

· May 01 11:32 PM Sassy: Sure

· May 01 11:32 PM Sassy: I don’t think I am that different

· May 01 11:32 PM Sassy: I’ve had some weird times, searching for what I want

· May 01 11:32 PM Kris: how do you think you are not that different?

· May 01 11:32 PM Sassy: I would like to find one man

· May 01 11:33 PM Kris: but I may not be enough

· May 01 11:33 PM Sassy: If I can see you once a month or more… I’m pretty settled

· May 01 11:34 PM Kris: now I want to believe you…but…

· May 01 11:35 PM Kris: you just seem like a gal who likes casual sex with different men…and that’s fine…if that’s who you are…seriously…I’d just like to know…to know YOU…

· May 01 11:36 PM Kris: once a month is not going to be enough for me…if you want to keep me around…

· May 01 11:36 PM Sassy: Yay!

· May 01 11:36 PM Kris: how about twice a week?

· May 01 11:36 PM Sassy: Hee hee

· May 01 11:36 PM Kris: or a minimum of a certain number of hours…and we HAVE to meet our quota!

· May 01 11:37 PM Sassy: Sound like a pipe dream

· May 01 11:37 PM Kris: why?…what’s stopping us?

· May 01 11:37 PM Kris: other than bad sex?

· May 01 11:37 PM Sassy: I dunno… just hasn’t ever happened.

· May 01 11:37 PM Kris: why not?

· May 01 11:38 PM Sassy: Guy has not been available

· May 01 11:38 PM Sassy: I don’t like casual sex.

· May 01 11:38 PM Kris: i’m available!

· May 01 11:38 PM Sassy: I go into every start hoping it will be non-casual

· May 01 11:39 PM Kris: I think your relationship…and sex with “old flame”…is non casual…

· May 01 11:40 PM Sassy: And it hurts like hell. And I haven’t seen him since Sept ’11

· May 01 11:40 PM Sassy: I may never see him again.

· May 01 11:40 PM Kris: how come?

· May 01 11:41 PM Sassy: Because he’s basically a man of honor. He won’t do what it takes to meet me unless the military sends him close to me so he can cover it up without too much subterfuge… or because it mean more to me than to him? I dunno

· May 01 11:45 PM Kris: I think you love him and if he were here you would make love to him…it would be really good, hot sex…but not “casual”…i’m sorry it hurts like hell…and knowing these things is part of how you trust me with important parts of yourself…and I know you want me to just fuck you hard (i’m trying)…but you letting me in more than your pussy helps me…if that makes any sense…

· May 01 11:46 PM Sassy: Ah… I see

· May 01 11:46 PM Kris: see what?

· May 01 11:46 PM Sassy: You are in my head.. much more than any AM man has been

· May 01 11:48 PM Kris: it was what I was thinking the most about before we met on Wednesday…and the “disconnect” it creates for me…in terms of what I think you really prefer and like…but also I like it “different ways” too…but the women I’ve been with in the past (brief affairs when separated from my wife)…didn’t want me “in their heads”…they just wanted a good fucking…and for me to “keep a distance” from inside their heads…

· May 01 11:48 PM Kris: i’m greedy…I want it all.

· May 01 11:48 PM Sassy: I am not them

· May 01 11:49 PM Sassy: What would “all” look like?

· May 01 11:51 PM Kris: well. not really “all”…but some combination of “just a good fucking” mixed in with “real intimacy”…caring about you as a whole person…really liking being with you…pillow talk after sex…hugging…cuddling…doing other things sometimes that are just fun…even if we didn’t have sex every time we met (not sure that will really happen—but it’s a “fantasy”)—–like talking you on a boat ride…or just doing stuff together sometimes…besides fucking.

· May 01 11:51 PM Sassy: That seems totally possible

· May 01 11:53 PM Kris: so to me that’s more than “casual sex”…but if you got bored with me or titillated by someone pursuing you…and you wanted to fuck some other guy…then let me “freak out” and tell me. I’ll be jealous…and wonder if you had a better time with him…and maybe pout a little…but I need you to be who you really are…and just tell me the truth…and I think I can deal with whatever happens…even if some parts of it bother me…don’t be someone you’re not….

· May 01 11:55 PM Sassy: Okay

· May 01 11:55 PM Kris: Okay…I’ll just have to believe you…and deal with whatever happens…as it happens…

· May 01 11:55 PM Kris: so when’s our next “meet”?

· May 01 11:55 PM Sassy: When do you want to?

· May 01 11:56 PM Kris: whenever you do…asap…..

· May 01 11:57 PM Sassy: Looking at my calendar

· May 01 11:59 PM Sassy: Friday free after work… Saturday with Mom 1:30 – 7… Sunday meeting 3-6 PM

· May 02 12:01 AM Kris: Sunday meeting as in “meet” meeting?

· May 02 12:03 AM Sassy: Project committees… zzzz

· May 02 12:03 AM Kris: what’s your preference for day/time…and then we’d need to figure out place…

· May 02 12:05 AM Sassy: Hmmm

· May 02 12:05 AM Sassy: thinking

· May 02 12:05 AM Sassy: It is so nice to be wanted!

· May 02 12:08 AM Kris: of course!

· May 02 12:09 AM Sassy: Timing of my other stuff makes it tough.

· May 02 12:10 AM Sassy: Is there a time’s that easiest for you to sneak away?

· May 02 12:11 AM Kris: not really…with all my talk about “telling the truth”…I seem to have an endless list of believable lies for my wife…

· May 02 12:12 AM Sassy: Anything you’ve been dreaming of doing?

· May 02 12:12 AM Kris: probably should just choose a day/time that seems to allow most time…free to continue “learning/exploring”…between the three days coming up I would probably choose: 1) tomorrow night, 2) Sunday night

· May 02 12:13 AM Kris: I’ve been dreaming of doing ANYTHING that leads to you having an orgasm…you tell ME…

· May 02 12:14 AM Kris: I know that’s not fair…because it’s really not something you can just “cook up”…and I need to do my end…and “keep up” my end of the bargain…

· May 02 12:15 AM Kris: I was thinking we didn’t do the “over the bed” thing…me in your mouth and flicking your nipples with my tongue

· May 02 12:15 AM Sassy: Let’s plan on Sunday night

· May 02 12:15 AM Kris: ok…Sunday night it is…if your place isn’t free it’s my turn to pay for a hotel room.

· May 02 12:16 AM Sassy: Let me check with Hubby

· May 02 12:16 AM Sassy: He’s been talking about going to see the original Godzilla… not sure when that will be

· May 02 12:16 AM Kris: ok

· May 02 12:19 AM Kris: I had a day of “playing with my bike” planned for tomorrow…but in the morning I’ve got to attend to a “high pressure” task at work first….my “worst fear”…having my paperwork audited…missing important documents…have to get up early…go in…write docs. have them reviewed before they go higher up….any big errors or omissions and they can take back all the money they’ve paid…highly stressful…all of which is to say…

· May 02 12:19 AM Kris: I need to pull myself away from you because I have to get up early.

· May 02 12:20 AM Sassy: Sure. Should have said earlier!

· May 02 12:20 AM Kris: No problem…I needed to talk to you…you can tell me about Sunday later…chat maybe tomorrow?

· May 02 12:20 AM Sassy: We can talk tomorrow night?

· May 02 12:21 AM Kris: We’re thinking the same thoughts…THAT’S a little scary…LOL

· May 02 12:21 AM Kris: Sweet dreams Sexy Sassy!

· May 02 12:21 AM Sassy: Sleep well.

April 30, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Hot wet place

May 2014

Thursday, May 1, 2014

5/1, 8:01am

Good morning! Happy May!

5/1, 8:03am Phil

Whoo Hoo! You too! Interesting morning

5/1, 8:03am

Oh? I had a meet last night, let him visit my place.

5/1, 8:04am Phil

Ah cool! Good?

The hot wet place?

5/1, 8:12am
You are so naughty! I like that.

My first experience with a man on Viagra.

5/1, 8:17am Phil

Like me, never goes down but I don’t need no stinking pill

5/1, 6:19pm Phil

Have a great night!

[photo of him smiling at me]

5/1, 6:32pm

Thanks kid! Awful day at work, making it better with Chinese food at Shanghai Village

Wonton soup

Seafood Platter in Golden Nest

Large shrimp, fresh scallops, and assorted Chinese vegetables,

sauteed with the Chef’s special sauce,

served in an intricate golden nest.

5/1, 8:12pm Phil

: )

5/1, 8:15pm

What’s up?

5/1, 8:16pm Phil

Hate DC, Hate my job and miss the girl although questioning the judgement there

5/1, 8:23pm

At least your new boss didn’t send back your 3.5 page meeting notes with 47 tracked changes!

April 30, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Meet #5 My place

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

When we were cuddling during a wonderful, long meet last Sunday, he asked when he could see me again. It is so lovely to be wanted! And for him to let me know before we part. I was busy Monday night and Tuesday night, so he asked for Wednesday! We agreed he would visit me at my place for the first time.

The nickel tour

I met him at the garage door, showed him where to park. We did some lovely kissing in the elevator. I gave him the nickel tour of the lobby and then my place. I boiled water and he made a cup of coffee. He hugged me in the kitchen, played with my boobs. He played with the kitties. They gathered around him and flopped down to showed him tummy!

The bedroom

We went into the bedroom. He showed me two different boxes of condoms. I had emailed him a condom size chart and he regaled me with tales of making himself hard in the bathroom of a store, then measuring his cock! He had the wrong size last time and could not stay hard as it strangled his equipment.

I sat on the edge of the bed, took off my shoes and socks. He took off his shoes and socks, also, then scooted in behind me, with his legs on either side of me. I rubbed his feet and he gave me a delicious back rub. He asked me to lie flat. I took off my top and he gave me an even more extended backrub. It felt so good!

He took off my pants and panties, stuck his face in my slit and licked a bit. Wow!

He wanted to be inside me, so he snagged a condom, the Magnums this time, and tried a modified deck chair position. That didn’t work, so he had me roll over and we did the doggy style. He really pounded me! It was so hot! He went on and on… finally my knees gave out and I started to get sore, so I flattened out and we rested together awhile.

He went to the bathroom, closed the door. When he came out I asked him if he alway does that and he answered yes. I told him I was not used to it.

I noticed him sniffling in an odd way and asked if he had taken Viagra? He had! It was his first time. He said he couldn’t feel any difference, but he was able to stay hard. Not sure if it was that or the better condom.

He asked me about other men I’d seen recently. He asked me about the best AM man. I told him about Volt. He told me about his first wife fucking every single man in sight including many of his friends.

He wanted to cum, so I gave him a full Sassy blow job. He came hard and I swallowed. He went to the bathroom again and laughed about closing the door but still did it. We talked through the door and I laughed and he laughed.

We cuddled and talked more. He was supposed to leave at 10 pm, but I had to toss him out of bed at 10:22 pm! I peed with the door open! He chuckled at that. I dressed and took him to the garage, let him out.

It was raining hard. I asked him to text me when he got home. About an hour later he did as I asked. : )

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Kris: so what’s MY nickname? Wee Willie Winkie? 10:48 PM

Me: Thank you for a lovely evening! 10:51 PM

Kris: Hope you really had SOME fun….I did! Thanks for hosting…was very comfortable….didn’t expect to be that much….thanks! 10:58 PM

Kris: home safe 11:52 PM

April 29, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Dick-sizing

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Kris: you’re sweet to make suggestions re condoms. didnt see any chart though. sent u some pics…..my doc wrote a script for “daddy’s little helper” will try for first time tonite. how embarrassing. maybe “tmi”….but nice to feel free to just tell it like it is…have i told u lately how sweet u r? 8:28 AM

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From: Sassy

To: Kris

Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2014 8:48 AM

Re: Size chart

Ha! This should teach me to send messages after midnight… no attachment, typos… ARGH!

Here’s the attachment:

Condom size chart

http://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-size-chart/condom-size-chart

Detailed Condom Size Chart – over 30 different condoms, all major brands included – small, regular and large sizes covered. Regularly updated.

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Me: Wow! Seems like we should try other things before you jump into meds, but it’s your wiener! 9:15 AM

Kris: hope it doesn’t work TOO well….where’s the nearest ER? Alfalfa 9:18 AM

Kris: want me to try other things first…..”dear”(word that reminds me of old married people) 😉 9:24 AM

Kris: omg….expensive! 150 for 4…..insurance paid 100, but only will pay for 4 per month…..i need to get laid more than that! might try “just for fun”…..but not long-term solution 9:37 AM

Me: There’s a pharmacy in India that everyone in chat uses for better rates. If you need more, i’ll find out details 10:24 AM

Kris: sure….but seriously….want me to hold off for tonite…or don’t care one way or other? this really bothers me…..which adds to problem…..messing with both my “heads”…..you on the other remain wonderful. 10:30 AM

Kris: had a two-hour meeting with my supervisor to just cancelled….WHOOPEE!!!….instead of chugging coffee for the rest of the day i’m going to drive to a beach in Beverly Farms (lived there too– long ago), put music on low, put seat back. sleep till 2:00 (stayed up too late after chatting w u)…..dream of Sexy Sassy…..and hope to wake up with a hard on!…..Spanky 10:47 AM

Kris: (but no “spanky my monkey”…..as the song goes: “savin’ all my love for u”……little smulchy, oh well….need a nap) 11:01 AM

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2014 11:38 AM

Re: Size chart

Hi Sassy,

Don’t worry about typos…this isn’t an English class! Go for “quick and easy”—as long as I can understand it…no worries. Thanks for the chart and info (and being TOO nice!)

Kris

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Kris: read your email….thanks….pretty bad when a gal has to help a guy measure his cock for the right condom….now there’s some good water cooler small talk there at your office….or something to give your chat buddies a chuckle over…OMG 11:50 AM

Kris: ok….so i’m looking at the “cock size” chart….sitting in my car on my laptop….i just spent 20 min playing w myself in Shaw’s men’s room to measure the damn thing…..circumference at the widest point when erect is the critical factor for fit….i thought “oh good, one more thing to feel small (too obvious pun) about……chart goes from < 4 inches to > 6 inches for circumference…..i think to myself before measuring…1:25 PM

Kris: if i come in less than 4 inches i’m cancelling tonite’s meet….just so much humiliation a guy can take. 1:27 PM

Kris: KIDDING! (sort of). ANYHOW…..turns out the liitle guy’s an average length erect cock (5 1/2 inches) but chubby little fella…. 6 inches around! top of the chart fat!…..no wonder i couldn’t get the fuckin’ Trojan brand on….all Trojans have “tapered necks” for snugger fits….i need one that’s wider…..back in to the store to try and find one…..if you’re not laughing your ass off. 1:36 PM

Kris: ….you SHOULD be….. omg! 1:37 PM

Kris: of course getting the rubber on is one thing….keeping it “hard filled” is another…..i know you’ll do your part…will do my best to do mine….back in to shop…. oy vay! (Jewish version of “Good grief!”) 1:45 PM

Me: I am visualizing this and trying not to giggle. THIS IS SERIOUS! Hee hee. Relax. we’ll figure it out. 4:00 PM

Kris: visualizing what! trying to find address in Yahoo chat….cant…..what is it…..and what’s funny…..whatever it is I AGREE….happy to be so “entertaining”…..since i’m clean as a whistle how bout i just fuck you without the damn thing….no risk to you…..low risk to me (hsv-1)….never mind….now i’ve joined the “whiners” 4:12 PM

Kris: what’s your address? 4:13 PM

Me: [redacted] 4:14 PM

Me: Pull up out front. Ping me. I’ll let you into the garage and my condo and my body! 4:15 PM

Kris: whoopee! 4:16 PM

Kris: done with work! prob 30 min away…..pucker up world’s greatest kissa evan! 5:14 PM

Kris: well, i did it….dropped some sildenafil citrate (aka: viagra). feel like an old hippie taking drugs…when do i start seeing things that aren’t there? 5:35 PM

Kris: do u have coffee? 5:45 PM

Me: Yay! No coffee. There’s a Dunkin or McDonald’s across the street 5:50 PM

Kris: just stopped and picked up instant….i shoukd make u play Uno w me and drink black coffee at kitchen table…as in lyrics of “Looking Around For You”…. 🙂 5:56 PM

Kris: here! 6:26 PM

Me: Be right down! 6:27 PM

Kris: k 6:28 PM

Me: Where are you? 6:32 PM

Kris: next door, going around the block…b right there 6:34 PM

April 29, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Meet #5 My place

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

The nickel tour

The bedroom

He took off my pants and panties, stuck his face in my slit and licked a bit. Wow!

He went to the bathroom, closed the door. When he came out I asked him if he alway does that and he answered yes. I told him I was not used to it.

It was raining hard. I asked him to text me when he got home. About an hour later he did as I asked. : )

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Kris: so what’s MY nickname? Wee Willie Winkie? 10:48 PM

Me: Thank you for a lovely evening! 10:51 PM

Kris: Hope you really had SOME fun….I did! Thanks for hosting…was very comfortable….didn’t expect to be that much….thanks! 10:58 PM

Kris: home safe 11:52 PM

April 29, 2015 by Sassy Girl

A better place

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

7:47am Sassy

Good morning kid!

7:52am Phil

Good morning. Talked to my angel today. Got to tell her I love her and she loves me back. Told her I would drop everything and come to her if she ever wanted me. She’s happy and we are where we are. I at least have a little peace

7:57am Sassy

Wow! So great to hear that!

8:51am Phil

She is happy with where she is and we both got to say things we needed to. For the first time in some time, I’m ok.

8:53am Sassy

How wonderful! Did you ever send that letter? Or what made things change?

8:56am Phil

No I decided to just call and see if she would answer. Had a great conversation. She met a nice guy who makes her laugh. Told her I was happy she is happy and that’s all I ever wanted. I opened the door so she knows and I got to tell her how I feel. I’m ok.

9:16am Sassy

Cool! You are such a good guy.

9:43am Phil

No, I’m not but I love her with all my heart and nothing would make me happier than the opportunity to prove that to her every day for the next 30 years. However if she is happy, I want her to stay that way. I’d take her place in prison to make her happy. That may be fucked up but I would. No one ever touched me like this. I know she loves me and I’ll take that to my grave with a smile

9:47am Sassy

Wait just a little. I bet she tosses this guy soon.

9:50am Phil

I told her if she wanted me, I would drop everything and go. I will gladly give up everything I have to give it an honest try. If it does not work, I’ll have no regrets but I know it would. We have a blast together.

I would not go to jail for my wife. I’d go visit but I would not take her place. I know that.

I also know if the Beach Gal calls, I will simply get up and go, find a lawyer and start over.

I just know I don’t want to push her in any way. I just wanted to open the door and allow her to choose what makes her happy

10:10am Phil

I’m such a sap but 56 years old and no one ever made me feel like this. Today, I at least feel at peace. I know she still loves me, does not hate me and now the bulls eye is on me. If she calls, I have to be ready to go instantly. I don’t know that she will.

1:48pm Phil

I at least tried. Frankly, if I were her and I was happy with my current situation, not sure what I would do. I don’t know how old he is, what he looks like, what he does. May all be factors. He has a place to live that he apparently did not have before, so he’s in no hurry to go any place. She is happy and has some security, that may be enough. Not enough for me. I need to feel it, I need that passion. I need to be in love and that takes time, does not happen in a month. Who knows but I tried and if she stays, at least I did not just let her walk out of my life. I can handle losing as long as I have it my best shot. I’m successful and I know she loves me, I look ok and I make her laugh too. Will see but I’m in a way better place than I have been in a long time.

2:00pm Sassy

Get working on other things on your list, so you will be ready to go. If she wants you, fine. If not, leave for yourself. Really. You deserve to be happier.

2:10pm Phil

I’m thinking. My wife is just so damn blah. I don’t like her clothes, don’t like how she wears her hair, don’t like the attitude, total lack of compassion, just no fun, no passion. If I want to go to wineries, craft fairs and shopping the rest of my days she is great. I’m gone in an instant for the girl, otherwise maybe I just suck it up and get over myself. Most days I just don’t like her much, so I keep to myself, sit on opposite couches, you may be right

5:56pm Phil

Hey cutie!

[photo of him in an old sweatshirt and a big grin]

8:26pm Phil

Thank you for always being there for me.

April 29, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Dick-sizing

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

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From: Sassy

To: Kris

Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2014 8:48 AM

Re: Size chart

Ha! This should teach me to send messages after midnight… no attachment, typos… ARGH!

Here’s the attachment:

Condom size chart

http://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-size-chart/condom-size-chart

Detailed Condom Size Chart – over 30 different condoms, all major brands included – small, regular and large sizes covered. Regularly updated.

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Me: Wow! Seems like we should try other things before you jump into meds, but it’s your wiener! 9:15 AM

Kris: hope it doesn’t work TOO well….where’s the nearest ER? Alfalfa 9:18 AM

Kris: want me to try other things first…..”dear”(word that reminds me of old married people) 😉 9:24 AM

Kris: omg….expensive! 150 for 4…..insurance paid 100, but only will pay for 4 per month…..i need to get laid more than that! might try “just for fun”…..but not long-term solution 9:37 AM

Me: There’s a pharmacy in India that everyone in chat uses for better rates. If you need more, i’ll find out details 10:24 AM

Kris: (but no “spanky my monkey”…..as the song goes: “savin’ all my love for u”……little smulchy, oh well….need a nap) 11:01 AM

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2014 11:38 AM

Re: Size chart

Hi Sassy,

Don’t worry about typos…this isn’t an English class! Go for “quick and easy”—as long as I can understand it…no worries. Thanks for the chart and info (and being TOO nice!)

Kris

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Kris: ok….so i’m looking at the “cock size” chart….sitting in my car on my laptop….i just spent 20 min playing w myself in Shaw’s men’s room to measure the damn thing…..circumference at the widest point when erect is the critical factor for fit….i thought “oh good, one more thing to feel small (too obvious pun) about……chart goes from 6 inches for circumference…..i think to myself before measuring…1:25 PM

Kris: if i come in less than 4 inches i’m cancelling tonite’s meet….just so much humiliation a guy can take. 1:27 PM

Kris: ….you SHOULD be….. omg! 1:37 PM

Me: I am visualizing this and trying not to giggle. THIS IS SERIOUS! Hee hee. Relax. we’ll figure it out. 4:00 PM

Kris: what’s your address? 4:13 PM

Me: [redacted] 4:14 PM

Me: Pull up out front. Ping me. I’ll let you into the garage and my condo and my body! 4:15 PM

Kris: whoopee! 4:16 PM

Kris: done with work! prob 30 min away…..pucker up world’s greatest kissa evan! 5:14 PM

Kris: well, i did it….dropped some sildenafil citrate (aka: viagra). feel like an old hippie taking drugs…when do i start seeing things that aren’t there? 5:35 PM

Kris: do u have coffee? 5:45 PM

Me: Yay! No coffee. There’s a Dunkin or McDonald’s across the street 5:50 PM

Kris: just stopped and picked up instant….i shoukd make u play Uno w me and drink black coffee at kitchen table…as in lyrics of “Looking Around For You”…. 🙂 5:56 PM

Kris: here! 6:26 PM

Me: Be right down! 6:27 PM

Kris: k 6:28 PM

Me: Where are you? 6:32 PM

Kris: next door, going around the block…b right there 6:34 PM

April 29, 2015 by Sassy Girl

A better place

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

7:47am Sassy

Good morning kid!

7:52am Phil

7:57am Sassy

Wow! So great to hear that!

8:51am Phil

She is happy with where she is and we both got to say things we needed to. For the first time in some time, I’m ok.

8:53am Sassy

How wonderful! Did you ever send that letter? Or what made things change?

8:56am Phil

9:16am Sassy

Cool! You are such a good guy.

9:43am Phil

9:47am Sassy

Wait just a little. I bet she tosses this guy soon.

9:50am Phil

I would not go to jail for my wife. I’d go visit but I would not take her place. I know that.

I also know if the Beach Gal calls, I will simply get up and go, find a lawyer and start over.

I just know I don’t want to push her in any way. I just wanted to open the door and allow her to choose what makes her happy

10:10am Phil

1:48pm Phil

2:00pm Sassy

Get working on other things on your list, so you will be ready to go. If she wants you, fine. If not, leave for yourself. Really. You deserve to be happier.

2:10pm Phil

5:56pm Phil

Hey cutie!

[photo of him in an old sweatshirt and a big grin]

8:26pm Phil

Thank you for always being there for me.

April 29, 2015 by Sassy Girl

This is the life

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Kris: Moved work appt for tomorrow…can b there at 6:00…but would 6:30 be better? sure hubby’s a nice man…but want to avoid meeting him….we’ll see how i feel fucking his wife in their home. hopefully REALLY good…but the whole thing’s still a little “strange.” if i get to really like it i’ll be saying: “omg…what’s this woman turning me into!?” 😉 11:25 AM

Kris: Off to do some work…..refinancing mortgage again will save some and lower payments….take a little pressure off. how’s your day going? little tired? 1:21 PM

Me: Hooray for more time! No worries about running into Hubby. He has to be at rehearsal at 6 pm. He will pick me up at work at 5:15 pm, drop me off and head out. And if you did it would be fine. He met old flame and was friendly and fun with him. 2:20 PM

Kris: “Hi .I’m Kris…here to bang your wife….wanna see my new bike? Really? You do? Cool!” Sassy….it’s a different universe than the one i’m used to. Anyhow….glad i can scurry over there asap tomorrow. big smile. Have i told u lately how sweet u r? 2:29 PM

Me: Ha ha. He’d say, “Thank goodness! She is so good to me and deserves to have fun! I don’t want her anymore, so glad you can help her out with that!” You are so perceptive to notice my sweetness. 😉 2:31 PM

Kris: doesn’t take much perception to notice something obvious. whatever hubby would say…..still very different for me…..intrigues me……u intrigue me. maybe learn a little more tomorrow…i shouldn’t even admit this to u…..but what the f #%….waiting for a call back from my doc for a script for something was never concerned about before. Sunday was great for me…..with one “little part” (pun intended) disappointing….maybe dic has something to help the little fellah out (OMG….I’ve been reduced to a dribbling idiot…..if nothing else i hope u get a few laughs out of me). 🙂 2:46 PM

Kris: i meant maybe “doc” has something to help me out…..Freudian slip 2:48 PM

Kris: here’s one last tid bit that’s NOT so funny…but luckily no harm done.. I accidentally sent my text to u about “Name That Girl”…hide mail, etc to my SON! i immediately sent text saying made mistake….supposed to go to mom….”I’m playing a silly game with her.” he’ll believe it….cuz there was nothing really explicit or sexual or incriminating…..but OMG….brief moments of fear and panic……all is well though….no worries…..a liile more to the story i csn tell u later……able to chat later tonite….if so, what time? 3:03 PM

Me: Oops! I have made a few little mistakes… know that panic! Thank goodness it was always “not as bad as it could have been.” I should be home from Mom’s by about 8 pm and can chat anytime after that. It’s always great to! 3:07 PM

Kris: You just make me smile!…and giggle and laugh….like an infatuated school girl…..not ashamed to admit it. you’re fun! Chat later. 🙂 3:11 PM

Kris: Hmmm…let me see…go workout and chat late?…..Or stay home and chat earlier? Decisions, decisions……OK!…..tonite chat. earlier. Finishing outside work on automated sprinkler system….almost done. quick shower, then play w u round 9! 8:33 PM

Me: Leaving Mom’s -home in about 30 min 8:40 PM

Kris: k 8:59 PM

Kris: home yet? 9:40 PM

Kris: hope you’re ok 9:48 PM

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· Apr 29 9:17 PM Kris: Mwah!…what a great greeting!

· Apr 29 9:19 PM Kris: Or maybe that was from last night! LOL….you here?

· Apr 29 9:22 PM Kris: Well, if not yet…here’s my greeting:

· Apr 29 9:22 PM Kris: Mwah! Hug, kiss and a little groping!

· Apr 29 9:51 PM Sassy: Hiya!

· Apr 29 9:52 PM Sassy: So sorry I am running late. Mom needed some extra stuff done tonight.

· Apr 29 9:52 PM Kris: no problem. I was starting to worry that maybe you got in an accident or something

· Apr 29 9:53 PM Kris: how is she?

· Apr 29 9:53 PM Sassy: She was pretty good tonight.

· Apr 29 9:54 PM Kris: pretty good tonite as opposed to what?

· Apr 29 9:54 PM Sassy: Some nights she is very flaky, tired, or argumentative

· Apr 29 9:54 PM Kris: oh

· Apr 29 9:55 PM Kris: do you see her every Tues?

· Apr 29 9:57 PM Kris: if i ask too many questions about stuff you’re not interested in talking about let me know…..me just taking an interest in your whole “real” life….but can talk about other stuff….

· Apr 29 9:57 PM Sassy: I see her for dinner on Tuesday and lunch on Saturday

· Apr 29 9:58 PM Kris: do you eat at different places….or same?

· Apr 29 9:59 PM Sassy: different – The 99, the Chinese buffet, KFC, pizza, Taiwanese, Mexican, Thai and a fancy steak house/Italian place

· Apr 29 9:59 PM Kris: what’d you have yourself tonite?

· Apr 29 10:00 PM Sassy: Taiwanese – wonton soup, pork shumai, sauteed string beans and pork lo mein

· Apr 29 10:00 PM Kris: sounds yummy….was it good?

· Apr 29 10:02 PM Sassy: Yes. and Mom always pays!

· Apr 29 10:02 PM Kris: nuthin like a free dinner…eh?

· Apr 29 10:04 PM Sassy: Indeed!

· Apr 29 10:04 PM Kris: what was your most “plesant moment/s of diversion” from the hum-drum today….anything… or not much?

· Apr 29 10:05 PM Sassy: Texting with you. : )

· Apr 29 10:05 PM Kris: really!?!

· Apr 29 10:06 PM Sassy: Oh yeah

· Apr 29 10:06 PM Sassy: Work was beastly. You gave me brief breaks.

· Apr 29 10:06 PM Sassy: What about you?

· Apr 29 10:07 PM Kris: same. your responses…..and a distant second was working outside on the lawn…which is a little “recreational” for me….gives my mind a rest…

· Apr 29 10:07 PM Kris: how was work beastly?

· Apr 29 10:11 PM Sassy: Everyone came at me at once. I had been waiting to hear back on about six projects and they all piped up today. And my new boss… she just riles me.

· Apr 29 10:12 PM Kris: i had to pee…back

· Apr 29 10:13 PM Sassy: Did you close the door? : )

· Apr 29 10:13 PM Kris: Of course! This might sound mean or “twisted”….but I’m actually relieved to know you can actually GET riled at someone. sometimes I wonder…”how can she be so nice all the time?” someone/something must piss her off SOMETIMES (or course hoping it’s not me). sorry. this is probably the “rascal in me”….

· Apr 29 10:14 PM Sassy: No, I get it. Of course, no one would know I was riled.

· Apr 29 10:15 PM Kris: you just behave nicely…even when you’re really ticked…..but if I do something that at least IRRITATES YOU….how will I know?

· Apr 29 10:17 PM Sassy: Why do you want to know?

· Apr 29 10:18 PM Kris: maybe I’ll just enjoy not knowing? but I’m not used to that. usually i know “right away”and pretty regularly, so being with you is VERY different.

· Apr 29 10:18 PM Kris: I would want to know so that I could stop doing it!

· Apr 29 10:19 PM Kris: if we stay together for awhile and you feel comfortable/secure… maybe you’ll tell me a little, so I can “make adjustments”

· Apr 29 10:21 PM Kris: you’d have to trust I won’t “fall apart.” I’ll just put my big girl panties on and suck it up and make some changes. LOL

· Apr 29 10:22 PM Sassy: Okay. You have not irritated me at all yet. but when you do I will try to say something if it seems important.

· Apr 29 10:22 PM Kris: NOTHIN?????

· Apr 29 10:22 PM Sassy: Nope

· Apr 29 10:23 PM Kris: omg….I must be doing something wrong…..I take pride in being highly annoying quite often. I must REALLY like you. if I’m behaving this unusually well….LOL

· Apr 29 10:23 PM Sassy: Hee hee

· Apr 29 10:24 PM Kris: you haven’t been “put off” by my “over the top too-long” texts—-or emails?

· Apr 29 10:24 PM Sassy: Oh no…I like them!

· Apr 29 10:25 PM Kris: wow! that’s a relief. I’m quite a blabber mouth…case you hadn’t noticed

· Apr 29 10:26 PM Kris: back to work…or tell me you want to talk about something else….give me an example of how your boss riled you today.

· Apr 29 10:26 PM Kris: or not…your choice

· Apr 29 10:28 PM Sassy: Eh… let’s talk about something fun.

· Apr 29 10:28 PM Sassy: You all set to visit me tomorrow?

· Apr 29 10:30 PM Kris: sort of

· Apr 29 10:33 PM Sassy: Can I help out more?

· Apr 29 10:33 PM Kris: no….not you

· Apr 29 10:33 PM Kris: you’re great…in every way…

· Apr 29 10:33 PM Sassy: My place is messy, hoping you won’t notice

· Apr 29 10:34 PM Kris: not at all…..doesn’t matter at all.

· Apr 29 10:34 PM Sassy: Clean but cluttered

· Apr 29 10:34 PM Kris: that’s fine….I won’t care.

· Apr 29 10:34 PM Sassy: You know how you notice that stuff if you’re about to have company…

· Apr 29 10:34 PM Kris: right. but I’m not “company” I hope

· Apr 29 10:35 PM Sassy: What are you?

· Apr 29 10:36 PM Kris: friend with benefits….lover….fuck buddy….take your pick….just not “company”

· Apr 29 10:36 PM Kris: last thing i’m going to be “examining” is your housekeeping

· Apr 29 10:37 PM Kris: I’ll be interested to see your home…but “clutter?” that’s called living….

· Apr 29 10:38 PM Sassy: Phew

· Apr 29 10:38 PM Kris: have any fantasies working in that little imagination of yours…..I was disappointed Sassy didn’t nail me to the wall in the hotel room.

· Apr 29 10:38 PM Kris: JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 29 10:38 PM Sassy: Ha ha

· Apr 29 10:38 PM Sassy: Oh yes…

· Apr 29 10:39 PM Sassy: I have a thing for smooching in the elevator

· Apr 29 10:39 PM Kris: Yummm….you’ve given me a whole new appreciation for kissing…..do you remember what I told you before we first met?

· Apr 29 10:41 PM Sassy: Yup

· Apr 29 10:41 PM Kris: Now I look forward to kissing you. I’m not stuck in a rut on that one now, which is REALLY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 29 10:41 PM Sassy: That you weren’t much into kissing… and you scoffed at me being the best kissa evah!

· Apr 29 10:42 PM Kris: Right….I’ve been in the rut of only kissing during the hottest part of having sex….not any other times….like it wouldn’t be fun or interesting other times….but you make it REALLY fun…and you are a GREAT KISSER!

· Apr 29 10:44 PM Kris: what if someone stops the elevator on the way up….should we just ignore them…or stop….LOL

· Apr 29 10:44 PM Sassy: probably stop…

· Apr 29 10:45 PM Kris: probably….but the rascal in me says….keep going.

· Apr 29 10:45 PM Kris: of course…they’re not my neighbors

· Apr 29 10:45 PM Sassy: Oh… my cousin from NC who was choosing amongst all the snazzy colleges? She chose Harvard! So she’ll be in town!

· Apr 29 10:45 PM Kris: surprise you?

· Apr 29 10:46 PM Sassy: Yes… I thought from what her parents said that she’d pick Yale

· Apr 29 10:46 PM Kris: do you know why she chose harvard?

· Apr 29 10:48 PM Kris: what caused you to mention that suddenly….text you just got…email………I know you’re a great online multi-tasker…..must be hard keeping up….specially with all your other suitors….but try to focus over here…ok……

· Apr 29 10:48 PM Kris: TEASING!!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 29 10:49 PM Sassy: My sister said “she really liked all the people she met here, really loved the politics center”

· Apr 29 10:50 PM Kris: is she interested in studying politics?…i think you said that was her interest

· Apr 29 10:50 PM Sassy: yes

· Apr 29 10:50 PM Sassy: thinks she is headed for law school

· Apr 29 10:50 PM Sassy: politics

· Apr 29 10:51 PM Kris: r u close to her?

· Apr 29 10:51 PM Sassy: No. I don’t think I’ve ever met her.

· Apr 29 10:52 PM Kris: never met your cousin?

· Apr 29 10:52 PM Sassy: She was 4 mos old at my wedding…

· Apr 29 10:52 PM Kris: wow…

· Apr 29 10:52 PM Sassy: I know her parents well, and her aunt

· Apr 29 10:53 PM Sassy: and her sister

· Apr 29 10:53 PM Kris: one of her parents a sibling of father or mother?

· Apr 29 10:53 PM Sassy: my mom has one brother with two daughters

· Apr 29 10:53 PM Sassy: so I have two first cousins

· Apr 29 10:54 PM Sassy: and this is a daughter of one of them

· Apr 29 10:54 PM Kris: ah…so second cousin

· Apr 29 10:54 PM Sassy: I get mixed up… can never remember if it’s second or first cousin once-removed

· Apr 29 10:55 PM Kris: whatever…i get it…..back to fantasies….anything after the elevator?

· Apr 29 10:55 PM Sassy: It is odd now that I think about it

· Apr 29 10:55 PM Kris: what’s odd?

· Apr 29 10:55 PM Sassy: That I haven’t seen her

· Apr 29 10:55 PM Kris: happens

· Apr 29 10:56 PM Kris: you probably told me…but where does she live?

· Apr 29 10:56 PM Sassy: NC

· Apr 29 10:56 PM Kris: so which cousins did you have dinner with the other night…her parent/s?

· Apr 29 10:56 PM Sassy: Yes

· Apr 29 10:56 PM Kris: you haven’t been down there to visit them…with her there too?

· Apr 29 10:58 PM Sassy: No.

· Apr 29 10:58 PM Sassy: I used to go every summer when my grandparents were alive

· Apr 29 10:58 PM Sassy: But I haven’t been to see family since her parents wedding

· Apr 29 10:58 PM Sassy: in 1994

· Apr 29 10:59 PM Sassy: My college roommate is also from NC. I saw her in 2002…

· Apr 29 11:00 PM Kris: so any more fantasies…besides kissing in the elevator?

· Apr 29 11:01 PM Sassy: kissing in the kitchen

· Apr 29 11:01 PM Kris: LOL….k…..and probably any other room we venture into…..anything else?

· Apr 29 11:02 PM Sassy: rolling around in my bed.

· Apr 29 11:02 PM Kris: that sounds fun….any particular “ways”….

· Apr 29 11:02 PM Sassy: haven’t gotten that far. You?

· Apr 29 11:04 PM Kris: no….just “little scenarios”… but no “big plans”…..was thinking about that a lot after Sunday…..how fantasies are fun…..but sometimes there’s a “little gap”….and other times a “bigger gap” between fantasies and realities. still fun to imagine but sometimes what happens is different. sometimes better….sometimes not……you?

· Apr 29 11:07 PM Sassy: I have to go get Hubby. Back in 15 min. Will you still be up?

· Apr 29 11:08 PM Kris: can be if you’d like to chat more….would you?

· Apr 29 11:08 PM Sassy: Yes please!

· Apr 29 11:08 PM Kris: k…I’ll be here…mwah!

· Apr 29 11:09 PM Kris: You may not read this till you get back…but “Yes please!” is so sultry/vulnerable/politey enticing/classy/SEXY……to me “sexy” isn’t just “Oh, Fuck me hard baby!”….it’s subtle little things…..and you’ve got a lot of them……just sayin’ 😀

· Apr 29 11:32 PM Sassy: back

· Apr 29 11:33 PM Kris: : )

· Apr 29 11:35 PM Kris: wassup….thoughts….

· Apr 29 11:35 PM Sassy: It’s COLD outside

· Apr 29 11:36 PM Kris: cold as a witch’s tit is what my Uncle used to say…so i still do…have no idea what it means….just fun to say…when it’s cold out.

· Apr 29 11:36 PM Sassy: I have heard that. my older sister say “Colder than monkey fuck”

· Apr 29 11:36 PM Sassy: Not sure what temperature monkey fuck is?

· Apr 29 11:37 PM Kris: ha…imagine close to human fuck…not that cold!

· Apr 29 11:37 PM Kris: random question: wanna take a ride in my boat down the Charles River someday?

· Apr 29 11:37 PM Sassy: You have a boat?

· Apr 29 11:38 PM Kris: yes…big enough to pull tubes and water skiers…go to Cape everywhere and NH lakes…all over…

· Apr 29 11:38 PM Sassy: Wow…

· Apr 29 11:40 PM Kris: just don’t have a truck to pull it anymore…used to but blew motor last year…so i rent trucks for a day or two at a time…to pull it to different boat launches…there’s a boat launch in Watertown. I launch into the Charles from there and have been out into Boston Harbor…go through a small lock near the MOS into Boston Harbor. it’s fun…I’ll take you sometime if you keep me around long enough.

· Apr 29 11:41 PM Sassy: Sounds like it would be quite an adventure!

· Apr 29 11:41 PM Kris: would you feel safe?

· Apr 29 11:42 PM Sassy: Only issue might be the sun, but could take steps

· Apr 29 11:43 PM Kris: it has a top I could put on it for more shade…..but there’s still usually a lot of sun on a boat no matter what you do.

· Apr 29 11:43 PM Kris: are you afraid of water at all……can you swim well?

· Apr 29 11:43 PM Sassy: Water’s okay. I can swim… haven’t in a long time

· Apr 29 11:44 PM Kris: i have life jackets….you could wear one if you needed or wanted to….I usually don’t but can have them handy.

· Apr 29 11:44 PM Kris: my favorite place to boat is one spot on the cape.

· Apr 29 11:44 PM Sassy: Oh?

· Apr 29 11:45 PM Kris: launch in orleans…..and take a river out into little Pleasant Bay….on to Pleasant Bay…down coast line all the way to Chatham…..end up down near opening out to ocean….tons of seals there….nice beaches…stop on beach….bring lunch….hang out.

· Apr 29 11:46 PM Kris: i don’t like just sitting on a beach though…I like “being in motion” in the boat….stop briefly….but then get restless quickly….like to keep moving…..which is why I like driving a lot and will like being on my bike soon!

· Apr 29 11:47 PM Sassy: Yeah… I’m not a “lie on the beach” gal.

· Apr 29 11:47 PM Kris: you and I will “be in motion” together a lot….I’m hoping.

· Apr 29 11:47 PM Sassy: I like walking on the beach in the winter… when no one is around.

· Apr 29 11:48 PM Kris: I can see that….

· Apr 29 11:48 PM Sassy: It’s mostly an excuse to eat LOBSTER!

· Apr 29 11:48 PM Kris: in the winter?

· Apr 29 11:49 PM Sassy: Yep

· Apr 29 11:50 PM Kris: r u teasing me a little….or do you actually like walking on the beach in the winter?

· Apr 29 11:50 PM Sassy: My favorite place in Gloucester is open again… I should take you sometime

· Apr 29 11:50 PM Sassy: I go alot. New Year’s… Valentine’s Day…

· Apr 29 11:53 PM Kris: OR…..we could launch from the public launch in Essex….go up the Ipswich River….along the coast to Wingaersheek Beach….down the Annisquam River into Gloucester Harbor…and then go to your place!

· Apr 29 11:54 PM Sassy: Wow…

· Apr 29 11:54 PM Sassy: That would be very interesting

· Apr 29 11:54 PM Kris: that’s a fun ride….usually stop and camp out at Wingaersheek Beach….along side of Annisquam River……lots of boaters camp out there…great spot….it is VERY FUN and interesting.

· Apr 29 11:54 PM Sassy: I’ve been there a lot

· Apr 29 11:55 PM Sassy: Hubby almost drowned there once.

· Apr 29 11:55 PM Kris: Wingaersheek?

· Apr 29 11:55 PM Sassy: Yup

· Apr 29 11:55 PM Kris: wow!…what happened?

· Apr 29 11:56 PM Sassy: We took a couple of friends up there.

· Apr 29 11:56 PM Sassy: The guy went out on the rocks then swam out a little, not realizing it gets very deep very fast….

· Apr 29 11:56 PM Sassy: He was floating out into the boat channel

· Apr 29 11:57 PM Kris: “The guy” being your hubby?

· Apr 29 11:57 PM Sassy: No, the guest

· Apr 29 11:57 PM Sassy: He started panicking… calling out to Hubby

· Apr 29 11:57 PM Sassy: Hubby went out to get him

· Apr 29 11:57 PM Sassy: the two of them got turned around and messed up

· Apr 29 11:58 PM Sassy: the tide was going out

· Apr 29 11:58 PM Sassy: they finally swam back against it and crawled up onto a rock… got all scratched up

· Apr 29 11:58 PM Sassy: Guest said they nearly drowned but Hubby stayed calm, pulled the guest back part way

· Apr 29 11:59 PM Kris: wow!….it would have been easy for both to go under…glad they didn’t!

· Apr 30 12:00 AM Kris: adrenaline probably helped

· Apr 30 12:01 AM Kris: nothing like the fear of death to help muster some needed strength

· Apr 30 12:01 AM Kris: they were kind of lucky. could have been much worse

· Apr 30 12:02 AM Sassy: Yeah…

· Apr 30 12:02 AM Sassy: I adore being there are low tide and walking out the sandbar to the confluence

· Apr 30 12:03 AM Kris: i know what you mean…..if we’re still together maybe we could do that sometime…..take the boat there and spend some time there.

· Apr 30 12:03 AM Sassy: I vary between there and Good Harbor. Both so lovely

· Apr 30 12:04 AM Kris: trying to think where Good Harbor is.

· Apr 30 12:04 AM Kris: too lazy to look online…waiting for you to tell me…LOL

· Apr 30 12:05 AM Sassy: It’s also Gloucester, on the ocean/twin lights side

· Apr 30 12:06 AM Kris: i had a client used to live in Gloucester…talked about going there a lot….

· Apr 30 12:07 AM Kris: i’m sure I’ve been there…just escapes me where it is exactly at the moment….know generally.

· Apr 30 12:10 AM Kris: i love chatting with you…but don’t want to be tired tomorrow…especially tomorrow night. so maybe should start to say good night…..anything “burning” to say before good night?

· Apr 30 12:10 AM Sassy: I am fading… sorry… yes… should go. You are so good to me!

· Apr 30 12:10 AM Sassy: Ping me when you get close and I will go to the garage to let you in

· Apr 30 12:12 AM Kris: Ok…i’m glad you feel I’m good to you. I just want to say I have a little “performance anxiety”….which I’ve never had before…….it’s not you….and i don’t know why….but i think you’re going to help me through it…and it won’t last….but it’s very uncomfortable right now…..ANYHOW….good night….

· Apr 30 12:12 AM Kris: sleep tight…

· Apr 30 12:12 AM Kris: don’t let the bed bugs bite….

· Apr 30 12:12 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams

· Apr 30 12:12 AM Sassy: See you TOMORROW NIGHT!

· Apr 30 12:13 AM Sassy: We can chat in person! Whee!

· Apr 30 12:13 AM Kris: Sweet sexy dreams to you too…YES!

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From: Sassy

To: Kris

Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2014 12:48 AM

Subject: Size chart

Hiya! Found this condom size chart with brands based on length.

Not sure if a different one might help. Might be worth trying other if thing don’t resolve.

-S

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2014 1:47 AM

Re: Size chart

Hi Sassy,

I didn’t see any chart—or will you show it to me tonight? Did you omit a word in your last sentence? Meant to say?– “Might be worth trying other guy if thing don’t resolve.” Teasing (sort of).

Attached here are some pics of me boating at the Cape last summer—weighing about 225 lbs.–about 45 lbs. heavier than now at about 180 lbs. Or just some shots of things we took pics of while on the boat.

Kris

[he attached five photos – three of him quite a bit chubbier, steering his boat with two fingers, one of a seal, and the last a beautiful harbor with boats and a pier]

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2014 2:47 AM

Subject: “Ah!–this is the life” (pic from boat at Cape last summer–near Fishermen Pier, Chatham)

He attached a photo of a seal lying on it’s back floating along in the sun

April 28, 2015 by Sassy Girl