Kept going

Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Kris: Make good use of your time today. For example, you could practice playing w yourself pretending I’m in the room watching you… 😉 8:19 AM

Me: Good morning! You woke up frisky! 9:19 AM

Kris: I did! How’s your day going? 12:21 PM

Me: Great! Having your antipasto lunch. So yummy! 12:23 PM

Kris: Oh?…how come? 12:25 PM

Me: Because it’s delicious and free! 12:27 PM

Kris: lol….had the same…part of. thought for u sex of some kind….maybe “dessert”….lol 12:28 PM

Me: Dessert? 12:28 PM

Kris: dessert! 12:30 PM

Me: Yum! I am eyeing the apple pie and raspberries… 12:31 PM

Kris: weather…omg!  Window down, blasting music.  Gotta get on bike…get u on it…do u on it? 12:33 PM

Kris: u should go for a walk 12:33 PM

Kris: starting work… out at 6:30….time to make the donuts (remember that ad?) 12:36 PM

Me: Make mine Boston Cream. 🙂 Be focused and helpful! 12:39 PM

Kris: lol….at client’s…..later! 12:41 PM

Kris: out of work just now. so off to gym….probably home around 10…will check a little after that to see if you’re up to chat and can “squeeze me in” (feel free to take that any way u like)… 🙂 7:08 PM

Me: Wow! I’m in Gloucester, eating clam chowder and lobster casserole. Chat later! 7:11 PM

Kris: Good for you! I actually thought of that after I suggested you take a walk. I thought….she should at least get out….go to Gloucester or something…Glad u did! Enjoy! Chat later.. 🙂 7:15 PM

Me: We were heading to Newburyport but the traffic was fierce so we switched. It’s beautiful! I got chocolate from Nichols Candy House. Om nom nom. 7:18 PM

Kris: w H? 7:19 PM

Me: I had to take Hubby to his psychopharm appt, just kept on going! 7:19 PM

Me: Yes. 7:20 PM

Kris: Good! not moping…much 7:21 PM

Me: Awww…you and I will have our fun. Much more than with Hubby who is reading Facebook the whole time! 7:24 PM

Kris: Oh well. at least you’re out…..and so sweet! 7:26 PM

Kris: Sorry it’s late…b on in 5 10:40 PM

Kris: Been on IM last 15 min. u may b busy…or asleep? will b up till 11:30….if u want to chat briefly 11:02 PM

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·       May 07 10:47 PM Kris: Hi!
·       May 07 10:52 PM Kris: Almost time for bed…you up…on here?
·       May 07 11:08 PM Sassy: Hiya!
·       May 07 11:08 PM Kris: Hi!
·       May 07 11:08 PM Kris: How was your trip to Gloucester?
·       May 07 11:09 PM Sassy: Divine! So good to get away!
·       May 07 11:09 PM Sassy: Did you have a nice evening?
·       May 07 11:10 PM Kris: ok…nothing special…worked out for 1 1/2 hours after work, came home and showered…on here with you…(that’s special–not the rest) : D
·       May 07 11:11 PM Kris: did you walk around at all…or just eat out?
·       May 07 11:12 PM Sassy: We went to the candy store, then to dinner and then home
·       May 07 11:12 PM Sassy: I wanted to walk on the beach was it was too late, getting dark
·       May 07 11:12 PM Kris: where’s the candy store?
·       May 07 11:13 PM Sassy: Just off 128, right before you go over the big bridge into Gloucester
·       May 07 11:13 PM Sassy: Nichols Candy House
·       May 07 11:13 PM Kris: what did u get?
·       May 07 11:15 PM Sassy: A pound assortment. They walk around with you and you point and they fill the box
·       May 07 11:16 PM Sassy: Pecan bark, cashew clusters, raisin clusters, salted caramels, PB cups, toffee, truffles, walnut turtles, raspberry cremes
·       May 07 11:16 PM Kris: Mmmmmm…all sounds really yummy!
·       May 07 11:17 PM Kris: do u still have the candy from our meet?…..stored away with the toys?….lol
·       May 07 11:17 PM Sassy: Yup
·       May 07 11:17 PM Kris: u haven’t been nibbling on it at all?
·       May 07 11:17 PM Sassy: Nope
·       May 07 11:17 PM Kris: how come?
·       May 07 11:17 PM Sassy: I had a bunch of other stuff in my drawer I’ve working through
·       May 07 11:18 PM Sassy: And somebody brought me cheesecake!
·       May 07 11:18 PM Kris:  : D
·       May 07 11:19 PM Kris: I should help you with some of that candy….diet or not
·       May 07 11:19 PM Sassy: Indeed!
·       May 07 11:20 PM Kris: so what else is happening in the world of Sassy?
·       May 07 11:22 PM Sassy: Not much, between staying home today and going out on an adventure tonight!
·       May 07 11:22 PM Sassy: Proofread the monthly project newsletter
·       May 07 11:22 PM Kris: do you write it?
·       May 07 11:23 PM Sassy: No. Sis does
·       May 07 11:23 PM Kris: just check for minor errors?
·       May 07 11:23 PM Sassy: I click all the links
·       May 07 11:23 PM Sassy: check the dates
·       May 07 11:23 PM Sassy: Make sure it scans
·       May 07 11:23 PM Kris: is it an online one?
·       May 07 11:24 PM Sassy: You wanna see?
·       May 07 11:24 PM Kris: sure
·       May 07 11:24 PM Sassy: It’s Constant Contact… you familiar with them?
·       May 07 11:24 PM Kris: no
·       May 07 11:25 PM Sassy: It’s a company that makes keeping a mailing list and doing newsletters easier
·       May 07 11:25 PM Kris: oh
·       May 07 11:27 PM Kris: r u in the process of showing it to me here?
·       May 07 11:27 PM Sassy: I will email it
·       May 07 11:27 PM Kris: ok….i’ll look at it later
·       May 07 11:28 PM Sassy: This is a trust thing…
·       May 07 11:28 PM Kris: why?
·       May 07 11:28 PM Sassy: sharing part of my “real life”
·       May 07 11:29 PM Kris: you’re going to figure out eventually that I am NEVER going to hurt you in any way…and neither is my wife…even if by some stupid mistake I get caught. I know you’ve got rules about things because you’ve been burned in the past, and i respect you for that and it makes sense…..but you will NEVER be hurt by me or my wife in any way…EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       May 07 11:30 PM Sassy:  : )
·       May 07 11:30 PM Kris: thank you for trusting me with it….i’ll treat it with the respect it deserves.
·       May 07 11:31 PM Sassy: Lots of things going on !
·       May 07 11:33 PM Kris: I’m tempted to ask you questions about it….but i’ll just read it later…..i’m going to force myself to say goodnight by 12 at the latest….even though I LOVE chatting with you and find it hard to say goodnight….until i’m practically exhausted….but Thursdays are my heaviest days at work.
·       May 07 11:33 PM Sassy: No problem.
·       May 07 11:34 PM Sassy: I have to go back to work tomorrow, then taking my older sister out for her birthday.
·       May 07 11:34 PM Kris: when’s her b-day?
·       May 07 11:36 PM Sassy: end of March
·       May 07 11:37 PM Kris: WHAT?  little late on the celebrating isn’t it?…LOL
·       May 07 11:37 PM Sassy: Yeah… that happens every year
·       May 07 11:37 PM Kris: well…at least you do something for her….does anyone else?
·       May 07 11:37 PM Sassy: Yes. We all work into her schedule eventually
·       May 07 11:38 PM Kris: is she really busy?
·       May 07 11:38 PM Sassy: She takes yoga and tai chi and has people over and works too much
·       May 07 11:39 PM Kris: typical American….we work more than almost the whole rest of the world…especially Europeans who take much more time off just to relax than us….
·       May 07 11:39 PM Kris: speaking of work….how do you feel about tomorrow?
·       May 07 11:40 PM Sassy: Fine
·       May 07 11:40 PM Kris: too bad one person can make your life so miserable
·       May 07 11:40 PM Sassy: Boss and four of the senior staff are out. Should be quiet
·       May 07 11:41 PM Sassy: She wrote to say, “Sorry to do stuff while you were out, but I had an idea to rearrange our office and went with it.”
·       May 07 11:41 PM Sassy: Can’t wait to see how messed up that is
·       May 07 11:41 PM Kris: sorry…but i can’t help but laugh….what do you think she means?
·       May 07 11:41 PM Sassy: No clue
·       May 07 11:41 PM Kris: what does she mean by “our office”?
·       May 07 11:43 PM Sassy: We share an office. Plus one other person and the student interns
·       May 07 11:44 PM Sassy: I was thinking today about quitting my job to take care of my mother
·       May 07 11:44 PM Sassy: Would probably make me nuts… and mess up my health care
·       May 07 11:44 PM Sassy: But just shows how bad off I am
·       May 07 11:45 PM  Kris: what do you mean by bad off?….how badlly you’re feeling about all this?
·       May 07 11:45 PM Sassy: yes
·       May 07 11:45 PM Kris: I’m sorry to hear that…..
·       May 07 11:45 PM Sassy: Eh… this too shall pass
·       May 07 11:46 PM Kris: maybe you’ll get lucky and she’ll get canned….what are the odds do you think?
·       May 07 11:47 PM Sassy: Dunno… praying VERY HARD
·       May 07 11:47 PM Kris: sorry. laughing again…but i know it’s not funny…
·       May 07 11:48 PM Sassy: Might as well laugh
·       May 07 11:49 PM Kris: I had an intern I’m working with venting to me at work today…about how negative her experience had become. guy supervising her at my office back bit her to her professor…and a couple other co-workers kind of “ganged up” on her….
·       May 07 11:49 PM  Kris: I listened to her vent for 1/2 hour…was late -talking to her on sidewalk…she was very distressed
·       May 07 11:49 PM Sassy: Oh dear
·       May 07 11:52 PM Kris: yeah…she’s a great person…struggling with paperwork because English is her second language….she’s bright, experienced in life, very intuitive, does a good job interpreting for me with Hispanic family. I told her she could “shadow” me on more cases and that I’d advocate for her with people at the office.  Her supervisor asked me what I thought. I didn’t tell him yet. I’m going to defend her….but discreetly.
·       May 07 11:52 PM Sassy: Good
·       May 07 11:53 PM Kris: is there anyone at your office…or in HR….or your union…who can help you…..or as you say….may just be “politically too soon” to complain?
·       May 07 11:55 PM Sassy: I will wait until they say if she is staying
·       May 07 11:55 PM Kris: when will that be?
·       May 07 11:55 PM Sassy: Her contract is up July 1
·       May 07 11:55 PM Kris: if she stays will they make it permanent?
·       May 07 11:56 PM Sassy: Probably
·       May 07 11:56 PM Kris: well…guess you need to keep praying hard….
·       May 07 11:57 PM Kris: before I forget….or turn into a pumpkin (at 12)…I meant to say about “real life”….
·       May 08 12:01 AM Kris: I would say my relationship with you…chatting…spending time with you.. having SEX with you…is just as much a part of your “real life” as anything else you do….and eventually you’ll slip and I’ll know your real first name … “Ms. [my first initial and real last name]”.. BUT I WILL NEVER HURT YOU……EVER….IN ANY WAY!!!!!!!!! (And neither will my wife—even if I ever got caught).
·       May 08 12:01 AM Kris: it’s 12:01….any last burning thing to say?
·       May 08 12:02 AM  Sassy: You are a very special man. Don’t ever forget there is a buxom vixen who thinks so!
·       May 08 12:02 AM Kris: Mmmmm…buxom…won’t forget!
·       May 08 12:02 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams Kris.
·       May 08 12:03 AM Kris: You too Sassy…night!

Gloucester Day

Wednesday, May 7, 2014
       
5/7, 9:04am
Good morning!  Here’s to a great Wednesday!

 Sorry I dozed off early last night.  I am enjoying your photos this morning!

 I’m home again today avoiding the boss.  She leaves for Hawaii tonight!    

       
5/7, 9:26am Phil
Well enjoy your day!
 Glad you enjoyed the pix
5/7, 6:24pm Phil
Been having unbelievable phone sex via text all day. Holy shit!
 All I could do not to cum in my pants

5/7, 6:32pm Phil
Unbelievable.
strap-ons, dildos, tongues, fingers, dicks in asses, ball sucking, teasing for hours,
    
5/7, 6:37pm
Nice!  I know you like that.
      
5/7, 7:00pm Phil
Oh mamma… She said come home, hold me and fuck the shit out of me over and over?  Am I misinterpreting something?

5/7, 7:03pm
Seems pretty clear!  Is this Beach Gal?
    
5/7, 7:13pm Phil
No, this is Fred. I was like holy shit!  Beach Gal is quiet as a church mouse and still very happy.  She is taking him home to me her family.  Fred was off the chart and hot hot hot
5/7, 7:14pm
When can you hold her?
    
5/7, 7:27pm Phil
What do I do with that?! Saturday.

5/7, 7:32pm
Enjoy it?

5/7, 7:34pm Phil
This is the prototypical sweet southern girl who is a wild cat in the sack, happy to ride down the road flashing her incredible assets, happy to walk the beach naked, turns every head when she walks in the room. Looks amazing in 6 inch heels, love motorcycles and boats, another beach girl, cooks like a gourmet chef        
       
5/7, 7:36pm
Make a list of what you need to pack.
Go home to her (tell wife “flight delayed”) then pack and roll?
       
5/7, 7:38pm Phil
My Mom loves her, she’s a dancer – so very flexible, loves anal, giving and receiving, and loves the hell out of me.

I thought of that too
   

5/7, 7:39pm
So why not? Can you live with her day to day?
      
5/7, 7:45pm
Anyone has to be better than your wife…
   
5/7, 7:54pm
I’m out at LobstaLand in Gloucester.     
       
5/7, 7:56pm Phil
I thought of that too.

I can live with her. Love her to death. I would be spoiled rotten.  She would not piss away my money, let the house be dirty or ever let me come home without lavishing love on me.

Lobster! Awesome!

       
5/7, 8:01pm
Make it so.
      
5/7, 8:10pm
See photos on my wall!  Om nom nom. Driving home now
   
 Kitchen where they make candy 
at Nichols Candy House, Gloucester 
 Nichols Candy House, Gloucester 
 Nichols Candy House, Gloucester 
 The view of the inlet from Nichols Candy House, Gloucester 
  The view of the inlet from Nichols Candy House, Gloucester 
 My favorite lobster place!
 The tide is out!
 Classic clam chowder
 Seared Ahi Tun
Lazy man lobster 
5/7, 8:33pm Phil
Looks amazing!
So you think I should fuck the hot red head over and over and over?
I’d let her fuck me too          
       
5/7, 8:46pm
You should do exactly what you want!
      
5/7, 9:56pm Phil
Believe I want to fuck the girl again and again and again

[photo of him with a beer smiling at me]
5/7, 10:05pm
Go for it!        
       
5/7, 10:18pm Phil
I think I am. She’s fucking amazing and an amazing fuck
    
5/7, 11:54pm Phil
Good combination
    
5/8, 12:23am
So fun to see you having fun.
   
5/8, 2:21am Phil
Right now
[close up of his cock with a drip of pre-cum]

Meet #7 Shower shyness

Tuesday, May 6, 2014
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Tuesday, May 6, 2014 8:42 AM
Re: our creative “collaborative”

Hi Sassy!
Why am I so paranoid?  You haven’t given me any reason to be–and yet I was half expecting to get a “Dear John” (or in this case “Dear Kris”) email saying:  “You’re such a sweet dear man–too bad you just can’t seem to fuck me the way I need it.  Would you like me to help you find a clit girl–someone you can play your one song on?”  Of course, you would NEVER put it that way–because you’re just so DAMN NICE AND SWEET all the time–which you are again here.
I dreamed about you last night (literally–had a dream about reading an email from you–you had a zillion links to different gifs and websites to “give me ideas”).  And then when I woke up this morning you were the first thing/person I was thinking of.  I was worried about opening this email–but knew that was the first thing I would do.  
My theory is that the “orgasm thing” is what it usually is in general—“performance/technique” (on my part)–and “whatever’s going on in your head” (your part).  Both can be tricky–and have to come together in the right way.  I have to figure out the things you really like (and be able to actually DO them)–and your head has to be in the “right space”.  I think part of it for me is also learning to enjoy the “fuck me Kris” head space I think you like/need—that I’m not used to.  My wife doesn’t say “fuck me Kris”.  It’s not that she doesn’t WANT me to—she’s just a “typical good girl” who still hasn’t gotten over that she doesn’t have to feel guilty for actually LIKING to be fucked–and doesn’t want to talk about it when we’re not doing it.  And “fuck”, in particular, is a word she is highly-offended by.  So your “unashamed, bodacious” sexuality—the “do me good and do me dirty cuz I like it ALL any way I can get it”—is something I need to get used to.  But then I also need to “perform.”  I’m hoping “performing” becomes easier as I get more comfortable being with you—and probably stop thinking about it so much too.  Since you’re so PATIENT and willing to keep trying (for now).
I’m glad our sexual experiences at least give you a “rough script” you can then use your imagination to change into “the way it SHOULD be written and go.”  Isn’t it nice how your imagination can do that for you?  Doesn’t cost any money–you don’t have to make any arrangements—and everything is “exactly the way you want it” (unlike reality–which usually comes up short in at least SOME way/s).
Anyhow–enough of that.  I felt a little stupid saying I hoped you would text me to ask if I wanted to chat–because it would be nice to “be pursued by you” (omg—I AM am an idiot after all!).  It probably makes more sense for us to just keep doing what we have been.  I’ll text and ask you if you’re free to chat–and you’ll tell me if you are.  Since you spend many hours trying to keep up with your dozens of suitors/past & present lovers/email kings/chat buddies/old flame every night—-you can just put them on hold (at least narrow it down to a manageable number you can juggle and keep in the air at the same time online, )—and chat with me!   Or I’ll just keep inundating you with texts–which are a complete mystery as to their meaning—but which you pretend you understand and like.
Maybe instead of watching porn when we’re together (time better spent “practicing”)–we could do it online.  Look at things together…  Just an idea.
Thanks for thinking of something we might try…like the mirror again but maybe in some different ways.  That was hot and sexy for me too—and was “spontaneous.”  I know you said men in general like “big planned scripts”-but I think it can be a combination.  Have a few ideas we’ve been thinking about-get together-see how it goes.  Maybe do some-maybe not.  We haven’t tried any toys yet, but you seem to be in kind of a “giggly/they’re kind of silly” mode about them.  But who knows?  What’s the worst that can happen—other than…”Ummm—NO, this is not working–giggle/groan.”
Glad H likes the antipasto.  It’s very rich and distinct in taste–so it’s not something everyone would like.  But like many things, we can always “acquire tastes” for things.  That’s part of what I’m hoping you’ll keep me around long enough to see if it happens for me with (not talking food here).
Well, I guess that’s it for now.  I can now go about my day at least not having to feel bad about getting a “Dear Kris” email.  What a different/better word than “nice”?  You are HOT and SEXY and a very KIND and NICE person too!
I’ll text you later to ask if you’re free to chat.  I’m assuming maybe sometime later after dinner with mom.
OH!…I almost forgot.  I was fantasizing about what it would be like for you to come to my house and fuck you here—cuz it turned me on that you would even be open to it.  (It also means you trust me–which is a little sexy in its own way.)  I also thought it was “interesting” (and a little “evil”–SASSY– for such a “nice” person) to imagine shipping my wife off to Wisconsin so you could hop in her bed while she’s gone and fuck her husband!  You NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, SHAMELESS WOMAN!!!!!!!!!  
And NOW….FINALLY….I’m going to go hop on my bike and ride it around today.  I only have to work a little today mid-afternoon.  So before and after that I’m going to ride around a little.
Have a great day!  (For you at work–just today and tomorrow–then respite for a while from “bitchy boss lady”–Whoopee!)
Kris  (Mwhah!) 
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Kris: Morning sexy Sassy! Thanks for email…sent reply. Went to bed early last night…tired. Light day of work today. Maybe chat tonight? Mwah! 8:50 AM
Me: Good morning! I am home “sick” today. Just could not face another day of being insulted and micro-managed. Hubby has a date 10-2, so I will be home alone on my computer if you want to chat or call anytime. 8:52 AM
Me: If you’d like to appear for breakfast, brunch, or lunch… 9:09 AM
Me: I’m eating cheesecake for breakfast. 🙂 9:11 AM
Kris: You’re seriously tempting me to come down there…what time do u have dinner w mom? 9:28 AM
Me: Hubby will be gone from 10 – 2 pm. 9:34 AM
Me: I will leave for Mom’s about 4:30 pm, be back by 8 pm I hope. 9:35 AM
Kris: if u can deal w me not being sure what i’m “up for”….i can just take advantage of time free & H gone and b there around 11:00 9:40 AM
Me: Yay! 9:42 AM
Kris: ok…quick shower and b on my way…. 🙂 9:44 AM
Kris: leaving now…closer to 11:30….bringing what i want to eat w me (not much)….want me to pick up something for u on the way….if so, what/where? 10:24 AM
Kris: shit!….forgot something important need to do online for work first….hopefully only 1/2 hour and can meet u by 12…crap! 10:36 AM
Me: Yay! I’m good, have leftovers here. Do you want to watch me shower or should I do it before you get here? 10:40 AM
Kris: may hop in there w u!….but either way you’ll b yummy…..your choice! 10:45 AM
Kris: only leaving now…12:30 earliest….could stay till 2:30…..any way H could return after that? 11:42 AM
Me: Thanks for the update! Yes. I can put him off a bit. 11:43 AM
Kris: k…on my way! 11:46 AM
Kris: 2 miles…5 min! 12:28 PM
Kris: here! 12:35 PM
Me: Are you parked? 12:37 PM
Kris: no. should i….outside? 12:38 PM
Me: I’ll be right down 12:39 PM

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The fates conspired to make today a perfect day to see Kris! 
a. I was home “sick” hiding from awful new boss
b. Hubby had a date midday with his gf
c. Kris didn’t have a meeting for work until 3:30 pm 
So Kris appeared at 12:30 pm!  He had to check email for work, but then we headed to my bathroom for a shower! 
I went first, doing the actual hair-washing, body-cleaning stuff while he watched.  Then he climbed in with me to wash my back!  That was such a luxury.  I have not shared a shower in… I can’t remember when.  It must have been with Hubby about 20 years ago! 
He played with my chest and stuck his fingers places. I told him I used the pulsing shower head to play sometimes.  He asked for a demonstration!  I tried to do it… had a shy attack!  I wanted to show him but… I dunno.  I tried to pretend he wasn’t there and just do it, but no.  He kidded me about it but we moved on to rinsing off and some fierce kissing.  
He got out and dried himself off, then watched me dry off.  I was bopping to some music on the radio – he made sexy noises at me as I bounced.  
We went to my bed and cuddled a bit, kissing, touching.  There is nothing like being fresh out of the shower!  We were running out of time so I helped him get excited using my hand and some dirty talk, then he slipped on the condom and we did some doggie style.  He has great stamina – almost too much for me.  I tried to help him cum but he couldn’t.  I didn’t either.  *sigh  
He is very weirded out that I don’t.  We’re working on it! 
I shooed him out the door to make his appointment.  So nice to have an afternoon delight! 
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Kris: eating mango as I’m driving..got a little whif of “Sassy juice” left on mustache mixed in with it…Mmmmmm….now THAT’S a gourmet recipe for sure! 😉 2:56 PM
Me: Mmm…mango. You’re naughty! I like that. I was just smelling pre-cum on my hand! So glad we got together! 2:58 PM
Kris: Me too…thanks! 2:59 PM
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Kris: I just got out of work…as i was sitting there I was 4:35 PM
Kris: …i was distracted thinking…i want more….i think this can get better….i think we can get it right…just keep doing it….i was “inspired”…but next time…. 4:40 PM
Kris: i’m going to ask u to sit down in the tub and get off w the water….u won’t have the excuse of falling when u cum…..plus it’s cute when u get a little shy….not like u…SASSY!…. 😉 4:43 PM
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Kris: i’m home if u want to chat a little 9:12 PM
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·       May 06 9:47 PM  Sassy: Hiya!
·       May 06 9:47 PM  Kris: Hi!
·       May 06 9:48 PM  Kris: wassup?
·       May 06 9:48 PM  Sassy: Not much. Working on selling my mother’s car.
·       May 06 9:48 PM  Kris: how come?
·       May 06 9:49 PM  Sassy: She’s not able to drive anymore.
·       May 06 9:49 PM  Kris: when’d she stop?
·       May 06 9:49 PM  Sassy: When she had open heart surgery a year ago and suffered a bunch of strokes
·       May 06 9:50 PM  Kris: how r u selling it?
·       May 06 9:50 PM  Sassy: Not sure. May offer it to our friends. If that doesn’t work.. dealer? Craigslist? Any other ideas?
·       May 06 9:52 PM  Kris: there are some online for sale by owner auto sites…not sure of the names of them…but if you googled that you might find some to advertise in…have more experience buying than selling used cars.
·       May 06 9:52 PM  Kris: Craigslist is a good place to start
·       May 06 9:53 PM  Sassy: I looked at ads there to get an idea how to write it up
·       May 06 9:53 PM  Sassy: Then got the value from Edmunds.com
·       May 06 9:53 PM  Sassy: Then got a template Bill of Sale
·       May 06 9:54 PM  Kris: bill of sale can be simple…may need to sign title over to buyer…
·       May 06 9:54 PM  Sassy: Pray that I can find the title
·       May 06 9:54 PM  Kris: how old is the car?
·       May 06 9:55 PM  Sassy: Are you still there? Yahoo is acting weird.
·       May 06 9:56 PM  Sassy: 2005, 45k mi
·       May 06 9:56 PM  Kris: wow! that’s exactly the kind of car I would shop to buy…low mileage… still had most of it’s value.
·       May 06 9:56 PM  Kris: what kind of car is it…and what’s it’s value?
·       May 06 9:56 PM  Sassy: Here’s the ad I am working on
·       May 06 9:57 PM  Sassy: FOR SALE – [redacted]
·       May 06 9:58 PM  Kris: that’s a great ad! nice job!
·       May 06 9:58 PM  Kris: did she buy it new?
·       May 06 9:59 PM  Sassy: Yes
·       May 06 9:59 PM  Kris: you should say “one owner” someplace in your ad
·       May 06 10:00 PM  Sassy: Thanks! I know just a tad more than nothing about doing this.
·       May 06 10:00 PM  Sassy: Ok
·       May 06 10:00 PM  Kris: no…it sounds great!
·       May 06 10:01 PM  Sassy: I just want it gone. I’m hoping someone can show up with a cashier’s check. I can hand over the title and the Bill of sale and the keys and be done!
·       May 06 10:02 PM  Kris: I don’t think you’ll have a problem…especially with the low mileage…one owner…older woman…means it’s been taken care of and not “beaten”…it will sell easily…
·       May 06 10:03 PM  Sassy: Hope so! A local Chrysler dealer has called her a couple of times asking if she’d sell it to them, said it’s in demand, so I am hoping that means I can unload it.
·       May 06 10:03 PM  Sassy: And seems like a good time of year, with kids graduating etc.
·       May 06 10:05 PM  Kris: dealer won’t give you as much as you could sell it privately for…but may not be worth the hassle to you…
·       May 06 10:05 PM  Sassy: My sister thinks my mom is going to have a cow when we give her the results of the driving evaluation… she said we need to get the car gone so Mom doesn’t decide to prove to us she can drive it
·       May 06 10:05 PM  Kris: what did the driving evaluation say?
·       May 06 10:05 PM  Sassy: No way. She is not competent to drive
·       May 06 10:06 PM  Kris: who did the eval?
·       May 06 10:06 PM  Sassy: Some company everyone uses… they do a bunch of tests, then a road test.
·       May 06 10:06 PM  Sassy: They said she might benefit from their 3-session re-training
·       May 06 10:07 PM  Sassy: she’s had two sessions and after the second the guy said he feels bad taking any more money from her – She is not getting it
·       May 06 10:07 PM  Kris: does she know she’s not getting it?
·       May 06 10:07 PM  Sassy: No
·       May 06 10:07 PM  Kris: uh oh
·       May 06 10:07 PM  Sassy: yeah
·       May 06 10:08 PM  Kris: that’s tough
·       May 06 10:08 PM  Sassy: Yup
·       May 06 10:08 PM  Sassy: My sister rode along and said she was not focusing…
·       May 06 10:08 PM  Sassy: did several things that could’ve gotten them killed if other drivers had not compensated
·       May 06 10:09 PM  Kris: wow!…has she tried to venture out driving lately?
·       May 06 10:09 PM  Sassy: No. Her doctor said he would not authorize her to re-start until she did this evaluation thing.  He (and we) don’t want to be the bad guys… want the news to come from the pros
·       May 06 10:10 PM  Kris: good idea!…let them take the heat
·       May 06 10:10 PM  Sassy: Does your Mom still drive?
·       May 06 10:11 PM  Kris: yes…she’s 88 and is still sharp as a tack…but doesn’t drive at night any more cuz can’t see…she just retired last year…after working for 50 plus years…
·       May 06 10:13 PM  Kris: I don’t know anything about it…but here’s one site that you might look into advertising on: www.cargurus.com
·       May 06 10:13 PM  Sassy: Cool! Thanks!
·       May 06 10:14 PM  Sassy: I am really hoping someone we know wants it.
·       May 06 10:14 PM  Kris: www.autotrader.com another one…but like you say…hopefully someone you know…so you can be done with it without too much aggravation
·       May 06 10:15 PM  Kris: how r u anticipating work will be tomorrow?
·       May 06 10:16 PM  Sassy: Autotrader looks easy… they suggest a much higher price than Edmunds… interesting…
·       May 06 10:16 PM  Sassy: I am not going to work tomorrow
·       May 06 10:16 PM  Kris: kelley blue book is another source for pricing the value of the car
·       May 06 10:17 PM  Kris: how come not going to work tomorrow?
·       May 06 10:19 PM  Sassy: I am not going back until boss is gone
·       May 06 10:19 PM  Kris: so going back Thurs?
·       May 06 10:20 PM  Sassy: Yup
·       May 06 10:20 PM  Sassy: I know it’s childish
·       May 06 10:21 PM  Kris: not really…sounds like she’s making work an unnecessary hell for you.
·       May 06 10:22 PM  Kris: I had a job like that once…when I worked as a receiver for a shipping place…did I ever mention that to you?
·       May 06 10:22 PM  Sassy: yes
·       May 06 10:22 PM  Kris: did I tell you the store manager was a woman who was an ex-marine sergeant?
·       May 06 10:22 PM  Sassy: I marvel at your versatility
·       May 06 10:22 PM  Sassy: no
·       May 06 10:23 PM  Kris: she was and she acted like she was still in the marines…
·       May 06 10:23 PM  Sassy: ugh
·       May 06 10:23 PM  Kris: every morning when I came in she would start yelling at me at the top of her lungs about how I did everything wrong
·       May 06 10:24 PM  Kris: I felt like saluting and dropping and giving her 10 pushups (NOT)
·       May 06 10:24 PM  Kris: she was about 5 feet tall…and built like a bull dog.
·       May 06 10:25 PM  Kris: she could unload doors off trucks as easily as any man who worked there.
·       May 06 10:25 PM  Sassy: How long did that go on?
·       May 06 10:25 PM  Kris: but she was a SUPER BITCH!
·       May 06 10:25 PM  Kris: every single day I worked there! until finally I quit.
·       May 06 10:25 PM  Sassy: how long?
·       May 06 10:26 PM  Kris: I think it was about 6 months…then couldn’t take it anymore…
·       May 06 10:26 PM  Sassy: eep
·       May 06 10:26 PM  Sassy: I went thru a Nov-May mess with a boss a couple of years ago.
·       May 06 10:26 PM  Sassy: I finally went to the union and HR, they told him to back off
·       May 06 10:27 PM  Kris: think you’ll get some support to get this one to back off?
·       May 06 10:27 PM  Sassy: Still mulling that… and the problem with complaining again so soon
·       May 06 10:28 PM  Sassy: She’a temp – Really hoping they don’t renew her
·       May 06 10:28 PM  Kris: concerned if you complain too soon they’ll think it’s you…and not her?
·       May 06 10:28 PM  Sassy: Yes. I was thinking the other day I’ve never had a “good boss”
·       May 06 10:29 PM  Kris: how would you know one if you saw one then? (sorry—bad joke)
·       May 06 10:29 PM  Sassy: Ha
·       May 06 10:30 PM  Kris: oh yeah…your imagination
·       May 06 10:30 PM  Kris: someone who treats people the way you do…right?
·       May 06 10:31 PM  Kris: that last statement is serious
·       May 06 10:31 PM  Sassy: Someone who fosters a pleasant work environment, who thrives on making the employees successful, includes them in decisions, doesn’t enforce stupid rules
·       May 06 10:31 PM  Kris: you’ve NEVER had a boss like that?
·       May 06 10:31 PM  Sassy: Nope
·       May 06 10:32 PM  Kris: wow…that’s too bad…my current job is the most positive environment I’ve ever worked in…and I tell them so every once in a while…cuz it’s true.
·       May 06 10:32 PM  Sassy: My bosses have tended to be clueless men, fierce women or bean-counter types
·       May 06 10:32 PM  Kris: what’s a “clueless man”?
·       May 06 10:33 PM  Sassy: don’t know how things work, tend to be experts at what they do but not at managing people
·       May 06 10:34 PM  Sassy: “professionals” 
·       May 06 10:34 PM  Kris: do you mind telling me what kind of organization you work for…if not…that’s ok…
·       May 06 10:35 PM  Sassy: [a vague answer redacted]
·       May 06 10:35 PM  Kris: [named a place?]
·       May 06 10:37 PM  Sassy: *whistles*
·       May 06 10:38 PM  Kris: ?
·       May 06 10:39 PM  Kris: maybe just rather not type it…no problem
·       May 06 10:40 PM  Sassy: Does that fill in a gap for you?
·       May 06 10:41 PM  Kris: what do you mean?
·       May 06 10:41 PM  Sassy: Does it help to know what kind of org employs me?
·       May 06 10:42 PM  Kris: just curious…what it is you do more exactly…for who…no big deal if that’s part of the “secret life of Sassy”…lol…Ms. [my real initial and last name] (still waiting for that slip on your first name)…evil laugh…
·       May 06 10:43 PM  Sassy: Ha ha…
·       May 06 10:43 PM  Sassy: I was an office manager before this woman showed up
·       May 06 10:43 PM  Kris: and now?
·       May 06 10:44 PM  Sassy: She is writing us new job descriptions, which she has shown to HR and the big boss without consulting us first
·       May 06 10:44 PM  Sassy: I am guessing I will go back to my old job mostly… running events, supervising student interns
·       May 06 10:45 PM  Kris: old job as opposed to being an office manager?
·       May 06 10:46 PM  Sassy: No. I was hired as an events person, some payroll, student supervisor. When there was a budget crisis in 2009 my boss (the office manager) and her boss retired
·       May 06 10:46 PM  Sassy: So they asked me to be office manager “temporarily”
·       May 06 10:47 PM  Kris: so you were the “temporary” office manager for 5 years?
·       May 06 10:47 PM  Kris: or close to it…4 plus
·       May 06 10:48 PM  Sassy: yup
·       May 06 10:48 PM  Kris: did you get a raise for the increase responsibility?
·       May 06 10:48 PM  Sassy: nope
·       May 06 10:48 PM  Kris: that figures
·       May 06 10:49 PM  Sassy: I asked to be re-classified but they said no
·       May 06 10:49 PM  Kris: even though it sucked and wasn’t fair…did you like the challenge of the new responsibilities?
·       May 06 10:54 PM  Kris: still there?…having trouble “keeping all those plates up in the air”…try to keep up…
·       May 06 10:56 PM  Sassy: Sorry… sister called
·       May 06 10:56 PM  Sassy: Not really. They dumped 13 new things on me. I said that was too much, could not keep up, help with priorities please?
·       May 06 10:57 PM  Sassy: they said WHY AREN”T YOU GETTING IT ALL DONE?!!
·       May 06 10:57 PM  Kris: omg
·       May 06 10:57 PM  Sassy: Gosh.. because I can’t do 1.75 jobs?
·       May 06 10:57 PM  Kris: so this has been for the past 4 plus years?
·       May 06 10:58 PM  Sassy: yes
·       May 06 10:58 PM  Kris: so if they shift you back to your “old job”…won’t that at least be less work?
·       May 06 10:58 PM  Sassy: Maybe
·       May 06 10:59 PM  Sassy: I gave new boss a list of the 13 things, went over which it made sense for her to take back
·       May 06 10:59 PM  Sassy: she was dumb about it but mostly took my thoughts
·       May 06 11:00 PM  Kris: dumb in what way?
·       May 06 11:00 PM  Sassy: she took some menial tasks that are way below her
·       May 06 11:01 PM  Kris: but mostly took your thoughts?
·       May 06 11:02 PM  Sassy: Yes
·       May 06 11:03 PM  Kris: I’m happy to listen to you talk about anything…because it helps me know you…but if you want to change the subject let me know…but if it helps to have someone to vent to a little…i’m glad to chat about it.
·       May 06 11:03 PM  Sassy: It’s interesting to me what you ask… may equip you to give me good advice. But we’ve probably done enough for tonight.
·       May 06 11:04 PM  Sassy: Any good moments from today sticking with you?
·       May 06 11:05 PM  Kris: just about all of them!  It was all yummy…this might seem weird to you…but I was less worried about “not performing”…I figured “it is what it is for today”…Sassy’s not going to dump me tomorrow (I hope!)…lol
·       May 06 11:06 PM  Sassy: I find it so odd that you worry so much about being dumped… why is that?
·       May 06 11:07 PM  Kris: I don’t know. I want you to cum…feel like i’m not delivering…
·       May 06 11:07 PM  Sassy: I have those thoughts also, when you don’t
·       May 06 11:08 PM  Kris: when I don’t cum?
·       May 06 11:09 PM  Sassy: Yes
·       May 06 11:09 PM  Kris: well…I don’t know how it is for you…but I think I’ve tried to describe how it is for me…what happens is – in order to try to keep going…I have to stay in a place in my head where I’m excited but “holding back” from cumming…
·       May 06 11:10 PM  Kris: in order to cum I then have to “shift gears”
·       May 06 11:10 PM  Kris: sometimes I get “stuck in neutral”
·       May 06 11:10 PM  Kris: don’t know if that makes sense to you or not
·       May 06 11:12 PM  Sassy: Is there more I can do to get you in gear?
·       May 06 11:12 PM  Kris: when we have enough time you usually do…with your hands and mouth…
·       May 06 11:12 PM  Sassy: Did you take Viagra today?
·       May 06 11:12 PM  Kris: no
·       May 06 11:12 PM  Sassy: Interesting
·       May 06 11:12 PM  Kris: why?
·       May 06 11:13 PM  Sassy: I’ve heard that it makes it easier to stay hard but tougher to cum
·       May 06 11:14 PM  Kris: I didn’t have any trouble cumming the two times I used it with you…it’s still mostly in my head…but I think it did help me with the hard on somewhat…a little hard to tell…only taken it twice…
·       May 06 11:14 PM  Sassy: So I am trying to notice the difference in what happens when you do or don’t take it
·       May 06 11:15 PM  Kris: what did you notice today?
·       May 06 11:15 PM  Sassy: you have amazing stamina
·       May 06 11:16 PM  Kris: I don’t feel like I do…especially not compared to 10 years ago…there’s a definite decline…age takes it’s toll…it’s hard to admit and accept…but it’s there…hard to deal with.
·       May 06 11:17 PM  Sassy: Geesh… you are much better than men younger
·       May 06 11:17 PM  Sassy: I shudder to think what you were like earlier!
·       May 06 11:18 PM  Kris: I’ll be 63 next month…when I was 53 I could fuck you for almost “forever”…seriously…and with a really hard cock stiff as a board the whole time…not one that “comes and goes”…
·       May 06 11:18 PM  Kris: it’s a little embarrassing…and I know what you want and need…a really good hard fast steady fucking. I’m trying…
·       May 06 11:19 PM  Sassy: It feels really good
·       May 06 11:20 PM  Kris: it feels really good to me too…even today…even though I didn’t cum…so I’m kind of trusting you’re getting enough to make it worth keep doing…hoping it will get better…and eventually you’ll cum.
·       May 06 11:21 PM  Kris: I can see how you can get yourself off easily…so don’t deprive me of the fun…let me watch sometime…
·       May 06 11:21 PM  Sassy: Me too
·       May 06 11:22 PM  Kris: you too what?…hoping eventually you’ll cum?
·       May 06 11:26 PM  Sassy: Yes. It’s fun experimenting
·       May 06 11:27 PM  Kris: but that’s why I worry about getting dumped
·       May 06 11:27 PM  Sassy: Why?
·       May 06 11:28 PM  Kris: because at some point you’ll say “this isn’t happening”…and give up
·       May 06 11:28 PM  Sassy: I can say I have never dumped anyone
·       May 06 11:28 PM  Kris: well…think of how fun it might be…I could be the first! (just kidding…sort of)
·       May 06 11:28 PM  Sassy: there is one man I don’t want to see but I am still talking to him
·       May 06 11:29 PM  Kris: I don’t understand
·       May 06 11:30 PM  Kris: so you just keep all your men on “active duty”…how do you fit us all in?…TEASING
·       May 06 11:32 PM  Sassy: I keep telling him I am not prowling anymore.  Which is true. 
·       May 06 11:32 PM  Sassy: He keeps writing *sigh
·       May 06 11:33 PM  Kris: why don’t you do what every woman I’ve met on AM has done to me…just go dead silent with no explanation…that’s what most women do…
·       May 06 11:33 PM  Sassy: Because I hate silence.  And I hate having men ticked at me
·       May 06 11:34 PM  Kris: but some men won’t quit…they interpret any response as “interest”…even if you tell them you’re not…just the way “we” are..
·       May 06 11:34 PM  Sassy: He has a couple photos of me that could be problematic if posted somewhere. (I was stupid in the early days about that)
·       May 06 11:35 PM  Kris: well…not much you can do about that…so are you trying to “let him down easy” so he won’t be vindictive in some stupid, mean way?
·       May 06 11:35 PM  Sassy: yes
·       May 06 11:35 PM  Kris: well…that’s probably smart…if he ever “gets it”…
·       May 06 11:36 PM  Sassy: He travels a lot, so that helps in term of making him unavailable
·       May 06 11:36 PM  Kris: does he put pressure on you from time to time to meet?
·       May 06 11:37 PM  Sassy: Yes. It’s been over a year
·       May 06 11:39 PM  Kris: that he keeps trying…and you keep trying to get rid of him?
·       May 06 11:39 PM  Sassy: yes
·       May 06 11:39 PM  Kris: what do you say…just make excuses, have other commitments?
·       May 06 11:40 PM  Sassy: for a long time I used my mom’s illness – I was going to her place every day: No time, super-stressed, not good company
·       May 06 11:42 PM  Kris: I don’t like to think about it…but that’s not going to happen with you and me…we have an understanding about that…right?
·       May 06 11:42 PM  Sassy: Yes.  I like you
·       May 06 11:42 PM  Kris: I like you too!
·       May 06 11:42 PM  Kris: why did u say that just now?
·       May 06 11:43 PM  Sassy: He was creepy from the start and had gotten creepier
·       May 06 11:43 PM  Kris: in what ways?
·       May 06 11:44 PM  Sassy: Lying about things about himself. Using his work email to cheat
·       May 06 11:44 PM  Sassy: Not listening to me
·       May 06 11:44 PM  Sassy: Aggressively trying to break my anonymity
·       May 06 11:45 PM  Kris: I’m playfully “snooping”…but think I’m being generally accepting and respectful of your anonymity…would you agree?
·       May 06 11:45 PM  Sassy: threatening me
·       May 06 11:45 PM  Sassy: Oh yes
·       May 06 11:45 PM  Kris: how would he threaten you?
·       May 06 11:45 PM  Sassy: “If my wife finds out from you, I will have to kill you”
·       May 06 11:46 PM  Kris: OMG…are you just keeping him around to avoid having him use your pics against you…DUMP THE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       May 06 11:48 PM  Sassy: Not someone I want mad at me
·       May 06 11:49 PM  Kris: Arrange a meet with him…and “really bad Kris from the past” will show up…I’ll beat the living daylights out of him and tell him if he threatens, bothers, or hurts you in any way…I’ll do more than beat the hell out of him…I’m serious…he’s a bully…I HATE bullies and would have no problem giving him a beating.
·       May 06 11:50 PM  Kris: I know you won’t do that…but i’m just saying…you need to get rid of this guy…
·       May 06 11:51 PM  Kris: has he specifically threatened to use your pictures against you?
·       May 06 11:51 PM  Sassy: No
·       May 06 11:51 PM  Kris: what has he threatened to do…besides kill you…OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       May 06 11:51 PM  Sassy: You are very sweet
·       May 06 11:51 PM  Sassy: Can you see how you shine in comparison?
·       May 06 11:52 PM  Kris: No…seriously…he’s a complete fucking asshole who deserves to have someone beat the hell out of him…
·       May 06 11:52 PM  Kris: He’s bullying a sweet woman for God’s sake!
·       May 06 11:53 PM  Sassy: He’s a sad older man… in a sexless marriage… infatuated with me.
·       May 06 11:54 PM  Kris: How the “F” can you even feel sorry for him??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t care if his dog bit his pecker off…he has no right threatening to kill someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       May 06 11:55 PM  Sassy: go ahead.. say it… “You are TOO NICE!” heh
·       May 06 11:56 PM  Kris: You are WAAAAAAAAAAY too nice to this asshole…not in general maybe…but this isn’t “nice”…this is allowing someone to abuse you!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       May 06 11:56 PM  Sassy: So bottom line… I don’t dump men.
·       May 06 11:56 PM  Kris: Well…that means you have an army of lovers you have to keep up with on a daily basis…wink
·       May 06 11:56 PM  Sassy: So you can worry about something else.  : )
·       May 06 11:57 PM  Sassy: No. I only keep up with a battalion or so… not a whole army
·       May 06 11:57 PM  Kris: LOL
·       May 06 11:57 PM  Kris: ok…my best memory from this afternoon…and simultaneously disappointment…guess what it is…
·       May 06 11:58 PM  Kris: I’ll give you a clue if you don’t guess right the first time…
·       May 06 11:59 PM  Sassy: watching me play
·       May 06 11:59 PM  Kris: Yes!
·       May 07 12:00 AM Kris: How come you stopped…other than “I didn’t want to fall down”…(right!)
·       May 07 12:00 AM Sassy: I dunno… I wanted to show you
·       May 07 12:00 AM Sassy: Just… got shy
·       May 07 12:01 AM Sassy: then I tried to pretend you weren’t there… just do it
·       May 07 12:01 AM Sassy: But no… Couldn’t focus
·       May 07 12:01 AM Sassy: was worried about keeling over!
·       May 07 12:02 AM Kris: ok…so next time sit down…shut your eyes and imagine who you’d really like to be there…and I’ll just be quiet and watch…I had my hand on you…that couldn’t help.
·       May 07 12:03 AM Kris: I know it’s asking a lot…honestly I don’t know if I could do it…never did.
·       May 07 12:04 AM Kris: I can do it anytime I want (and do plenty)…wouldn’t have any interest unless you thought it would be interesting…most porn ends that way…guy jerks himself off on woman.
·       May 07 12:06 AM Sassy: We’ll see
·       May 07 12:06 AM Kris: see what?
·       May 07 12:07 AM Sassy: If I can
·       May 07 12:08 AM Kris: ok
·       May 07 12:08 AM Kris: me getting you there is still the goal…but would be fun to see what it looks like!
·       May 07 12:09 AM Sassy: I keep forgetting the head over the side thing… should try that
·       May 07 12:10 AM Kris: ok…that will give me pleasure…and you the pleasure of giving me pleasure…I still end up being the “main receiver”…but i’m “game”…we’ll do that next time.
·       May 07 12:10 AM Kris: you asked me what you could do to help me cum…nothing more than what you’re doing…
·       May 07 12:10 AM Kris: what about you…what can I do?
·       May 07 12:11 AM Kris: plus I came every time we had sex…except today…and only because we ran out of time…
·       May 07 12:12 AM Kris: you’re so accommodating I know you would have “done whatever”… and I would have cum somehow…but we didn’t have time.
·       May 07 12:12 AM Sassy: I’ll keep thinking…
·       May 07 12:12 AM Kris: ok. I know you’re not going to work tomorrow…but r u getting tired?
·       May 07 12:13 AM Sassy: Yes.. yawn fest over here
·       May 07 12:13 AM Kris: ok…let’s say good night
·       May 07 12:13 AM Sassy: Thanks for chatting… soooo good!
·       May 07 12:13 AM Kris: Me too…Mwah!…sweet dreams Sassy…night nite!
·       May 07 12:14 AM Sassy: Sleep well.

Wanna hit that

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

5/6, 8:19am
Good morning!  Beautiful photos… you handsome hunk.  So glad the flowers were a good idea!  Have a super Tuesday.

I am home “sick” today.   Just not up to being insulted and micro-managed by the new boss today.

5/6, 8:35am Phil
Well enjoy the day! Working out to start the day. Beach Gal liked a couple things on my page. Hmmmm
                   
5/6, 8:47am Phil
Another busy one for me
       
5/6, 9:03am Phil
Fresh out of the gym

[photo of his naked chest and shoulders and smiling face]
       
5/6, 9:42am
Damn it.  Your shoulders… your smile… swoon!       
5/6, 9:42am Phil
LOL
5/6, 12:59pm Phil
Girl completely fucked up my head, dammit.
Geez, plays me like a fiddle, knew I would notice.
5/6, 1:00pm
Which girl?        
       
5/6, 1:05pm Phil
Beach Gal. Fred knows which strings to pull too but Beach Gal knows me better than anyone. Sucks that you have to ask. There are worse problems I guess        
5/6, 1:22pm Phil
That little girl just drives me crazy, always will.

5/6, 6:33pm
Hot lobster roll for dinner with Mom at The Ninety Nine.

5/6, 11:29pm Phil
What are you up to tonight?

5/6, 11:29pm
Figuring out how to sell Mom’s car
  
5/6, 11:30pm Phil
I do ok?

[photo of the flowers he sent Fred]
        
5/6, 11:30pm Phil
[photo of his chest, belly button and legs, with his hand over his privates, sprawled on a bed]
     
5/6, 11:31pm
Fabulous flowers!
 Mmmf… wanna hit that.
      
5/6, 11:32pm Phil

[same shot as before except his erect cock is the center of it!]
      
5/6, 11:32pm
Yowza!
      
5/6, 11:33pm Phil
Ha ha       
       
5/6, 11:35pm Phil
[close up of his erect cock with his hand at the base tilting it toward me]
5/6, 11:36pm Phil
Just relaxing

The O puzzle

Monday, May 5, 2014 
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, May 5, 2014 9:29 AM
Subject: our creative “collaborative”
Hi Sassy!
Ok….so you say you’re getting enough out of this to keep going.  I believe you.  But I’m not happy with what you’re getting out of the sex.  It’s good for me–and I cum–but you don’t.  You’re very unselfish that way–especially with those fantastic hand jobs : ) and blow jobs ; ) you give me–and I’ve cum in you too!!!  😀 So while I have all kinds of creative “other things” in mind to do with you–I want the sex to be really good for you too.  So since that’s the thing you spend so much time focusing on in general—take the lead a little more and start coming up with things that will help you eventually cum.  I don’t care what they are.  Looking at gifs or porn together.  Any things you want to try.  ANYTHING to help you get there.  I don’t want to “obsess” about it—but I probably will anyhow.  (Since that’s the way I tend to be–as you’re probably figuring out.)  So take the lead on this SASSY–and let your most “bodacious” self shine in this.
Another thing–you always respond when I text you to chat.  But sometimes take the initiative there too.  I don’t know if you think you need to “let the guy lead” and take the initiative—or you just like to be pursued and prefer it that way.  But it’s a turn on to me to be pursued.  It’s not “too aggressive” if you take the initiative that way too.
Here’s one last thing that’s kind of random (and even a little “weird” that I would be curious about it).  I was curious if H tried the antipasto and liked it or not.  I hope you weren’t just being your usual “nice” self–and actually liked it.  Tell me if you don’t—like you have with other things (e.g., not a clit girl, don’t like movies, etc.).
Well—that’s it for now.  So get to work on your “homework” ; ).
Kris  
P.S.—Something to look forward to:  Only two more days of having to put up with your bitch of a boss : P  then vacation from your boss for a while….Whoopee!   : D 
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Monday, May 5, 2014 5:00 PM
Re: our creative “collaborative”
Hiya hot stuff! 
Thanks for your email.  Sorry I’ve been quiet today… got up late and have been crazy at work.  
How was your day? 
I have been puzzling about my orgasm situation.  Not sure what might work but I will think up new things to try.  Using the mirror yesterday was very hot… gave me some wonderful images to store and pull out when you are far away.  Perhaps we can use that with me watching something you are doing?  I’ve never watched p0rn with a man.  Might be fun to try! 
Hubby opened the antipasto container last night and made very appreciative noises. It is “his type of thing.”  It is not something I’ve ever had and would not have thought was my thing, but I tried it and it was delicious and I am looking forward to eating the rest of it!  It was beautiful and tasty and new – a very special treat.  Thank you again for spoiling me yesterday.  No one has ever done that for me.  I am verklempt whenever I think of it.  
Would you like to chat this evening?  I will be at home at my desk so text me and will be pleased to talk.  If not, have a lovely evening!  
 -S

Bacon-wrapped onion rings

Monday, May 5, 2014
5/5, 8:22am
Good morning kid!  Hope you have a great Monday far away!

I’m off to the office to hold a farewell lunch for my interns.  Hope to stay off the boss’ radar!

5/5, 8:52am Phil
Have a great one!
[He sent the photo of him with the HUGE beer again]
5/5, 9:36am Phil
[photo of him in a dress shirt and tie, smiling at me]
5/5, 9:42am
Well!  Great to see your smiling face!

5/5, 9:43am Phil
Have a great day Sass!
           
5/5, 11:05am Phil
These were happy times
[photo of him with a red head with her arm around his neck, them drinking margaritas]
       
5/5, 11:06am
Made any progress today?  Sent flowers?  Started on your list?

5/5, 11:06am Phil
Sent flowers – check.
Reviewed list – check.
We don’t look bad together
   
5/5, 1:50pm
It’s interesting how much brighter your smile is with her compared to with your wife.
5/5, 2:59pm Phil
had so much fun with her and you see how she is touching me, like she enjoys it.

I’m just very relaxed and happy when we are together

5/5, 5:43pm
Picking up my favorite Chinese comfort food from Mary Chung.  They’ve remodeled!

5/5, 7:45pm
Have you seen these?  Onion ring swiped with siraccha sauce and wrapped in bacon for the grill… might be fun for a party.
http://www.grilling24x7.com/oring.shtml

5/5, 8:49pm   

5/5, 8:49pm
Hee hee… how about this for your second wedding vow?

5/5, 10:35pm Phil
[photo of a gorgeous marina]

[photo of his dinner plate]

5/5, 10:36pm
Stunning!  What was that dinner?

5/5, 10:38pm Phil
Dungenous crab cakes, Penn Cove mussels, clam chowder, rhubarb crunch
           
5/5, 11:04pm
Yum!
     
5/6, 12:15am Phil
It was amazing
    
5/6, 12:15am Phil

 rhubarb crunch
5/6, 12:15am Phil
[photo of him at the marina at sunset]
         
5/6, 12:16am Phil
[photo of his naked chest, shoulders and smiling face]
5/6, 12:16am Phil
Fred loved the flowers. She was so happy.
  
5/6, 1:15am Phil
Thank you baby for that idea!

Meet #6 Lunch, dinner and a mirror

Sunday, May 4, 2014 
Kris: Good morning! So address for brunch/lunch? 12:30….Whoopee!….get to be with you again! Breakfasty or lunch things…either’s fine…your choice…whatever you’re in the mood for… 🙂 8:13 AM
Me: Best place is S&S Deli. http://www.sandsrestaurant.com/ 1334 Cambridge St, Cambridge, MA 02139 Tricky parking – two free lots on Hampshire St (one block over, one next to place, other one block South). Meters don’t apply Sundays. If you can’t park, call and we’ll go elsewhere. 8:25 AM
Kris: Is there a parking garage nearby? Will pay if need b…time (with u!) more valuable than money… 9:10 AM
Me: No… in the middle of Inman Square. But may be okay on a Sunday. 9:27 AM
Kris: K…b there with bells on… smile/hug 9:34 AM
Me: Can’t wait! I am looking at sexy gifs, getting revved up. 9:35 AM
Kris: Oh good!….wish i was looking at them witb u… 🙂 10:38 AM
Me: Headed to the shower… 11:27 AM
Kris: Mmmmmm….! 11:39 AM
Kris: Leaving nh….should b on time… 🙂 11:40 AM
Kris: Here…in line to b seated 12:33 PM 
Me: Walking up the block! 12:34 PM
Kris: 🙂 12:34 PM

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Kris and I met for fun lunch at the S&S Deli, the best Jewish Deli in the area.  It is so different to eat out with an AM man!  Most of them worry about being seen, or don’t want to “waste time eating.”  I felt spoiled to be sitting out in public, talking, holding hands, and eating.

I went off to two project meetings.  Kris went to the grocery store to get provisions for dinner and made a bunch of stuff sitting in the back seat of his car!  I could not believe he wanted to see me for both lunch and dinner two Sundays in a row, and that he was going to bring dinner to my place.  Wow.  

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Kris: Do u have olive oil at house? 3:41 PM
Me: Yes 3:44 PM
Kris: K… :)….try not to think about putting things besides food in your mouth…no giggling at meeting 3:47 PM
Me: naughty man. 😉 3:49 PM 
Me: Finding everything? 4:08 PM
Me: Done with meeting #1! One more and then…YOU! 4:09 PM
Kris: Whoa!….still shopping…need to make antipasto still….may have to do at house….if someone can refrain from “bothering me” 4:16 PM
Me: I dunno…awful tough. But I’ll try. I can help, or tell you stories! 4:17 PM
Kris: 🙂 4:18 PM
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Me: Hubby has left the building! Meet me at the garage door? 6:33 PM
Kris: Here! 6:34 PM

Me: Wow! On my way down! 6:36 PM

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Hubby went off to a movie and Kris arrived for supper. He brought several bags and like magic, pulled out treat after treat:
1) French onion soup (take-out from the Ninety-nine)

2) Corn on the cob (we popped it into the microwave in a paper towel)

3) Steamed lobster (he got the supermarket to cook it for him)

4) The most beautiful antipasto with tuna, anchovies, pickles, green & black olives, marinated mushrooms, artichoke hearts and red peppers from an old family recipe

5) Desserts – apple pie, 4 kinds of cheesecake, fresh raspberries and Kool Whip!
We camped out on my couch, put the food on the my living room coffee table and ate and talked.  He waited on me.  I felt incredibly spoiled!  It was weird.  I didn’t know how to act.  It was such a treat to be spoiled and waited on!  No one has ever done that before.  
I also learned my lesson about giving him multiple options of what I like.  He brought three desserts!  And I didn’t have room to taste any of them.  Ah well.. they’ll be good for breakfast tomorrow!  
We had fun rolling around in bed, then I stood him facing to the side in front of my full length mirror while I put my head over the side of the bed, and got him to watch while I gave him a hand job and then a blow job.  Never done that before.  I swallowed!  It was so so hot… I will remember this day for a long time!  
We cuddled.  We talked.  He didn’t want to leave.  He was supposed to leave at 10 pm.  I finally kicked him out of bed at 10:20 pm and sent him on his way. 

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Kris: Out of the garage…you’re so sweet…and sexy. 🙂 10:30 PM

Kris: home. sweet dreams Sassy….hug & kiss goodnight. 11:34 PM

Fred The Red Head

Sunday, May 4, 2014

5/4, 3:34am Phil
This what I look like at 3:00 in case you ever wondered.  Yuk
  
5/4, 3:35am Phil

[photo of him in a dress shirt smiling at me]

5/4, 8:00am
I’d still bounce on you!
5/4, 8:03am Phil
Well thank you!

5/4, 8:14am
Happy Star Wars Day!  May the forth be with you?  ; )

Star Wars (John Williams Is The Man) 
a cappella tribute medley song – Corey Vidal and Moosebutter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4

      

5/4, 9:30am Phil
Holy shit! The craziest damn thing just happened to me! I prayed so hard for God to show me the way. A gorgeous red head I adore called me out of the blue. We talked for hours and laughed
   
5/4, 9:41am Phil
WTF?  I am stunned!

Pretty fucking happy too

Jeep driving, Harley riding, bustier wearing hard bodied red head    

       
5/4, 9:59am
Fun!  I have two meets today… with the same guy.  He wants to take me to lunch and make me dinner.  Not used to this!
      
5/4, 10:40am
You are a contradiction you know?  All “one man woman” etc and then drooling over a redhead?  I adore it!
    
5/4, 12:30pm Phil
I’m still all about Beach Gal but I’ll tell you the Red Head is wild and fun. I was just floored she called.

A smoking hot southern belle.  Just made smile and laugh. Known her for  almost 40 years. We have had a lot of fun together 

5/4, 12:56pm Phil
Enjoy lunch and desert!

I truly think unless the new guy does something really stupid, she will stay with him, whether she is in love or not. He’s there and that’s all she wants now. I think she’s given up on the whole love thing and is looking for a little security

I’m going to have a drink with my old friend anyway.
           

5/4, 10:48pm Phil
Talked to the redhead for seven hours

5/4, 10:49pm Phil
Feeling pretty decent

[Him with a HUGE beer, smiling at me]
5/4, 10:49pm
Holy cow!  Is this Fred?  Frederica?

5/4, 10:49pm Phil
It is

We talked and laughed the entire afternoon and evening

How was your day? Good?

       
5/4, 10:51pm
He spoiled me!  Took me out for brunch.

5/4, 10:51pm Phil
She told me to get divorced, move in with her, buy a boat and Harley and live happily ever after
   
5/4, 10:51pm
Then I had two project meetings.  Saw flowers on my way!

5/4, 10:52pm Phil
You so deserve that! I’m so happy you had a good day
5/4, 10:52pm
He showed up at my place with two steamed lobsters!

5/4, 10:52pm Phil

Holy shit, I like this guy

5/4, 10:53pm
And a huge antipasto, french onion soup, corn on the cob

5/4, 10:53pm Phil
I’d rather dip you in butter but that’s a great start
! Wow!
I had an amazing day. I’m very glad you did too
    
5/4, 10:54pm
Four kinds of cheesecake, apple pie, fresh raspberries and Kool whip!

5/4, 10:54pm Phil
Wow!
 Hope he spread the cool whip on you
        
5/4, 10:55pm
Wait… Fred is the one you told me you couldn’t deal with

We had fun with my mirror. 

       
5/4, 10:56pm Phil
I thought she lied to me. She didn’t. Told me some things I never knew. I feel like an ass but she’s willing to let me make it up to her.

She is unfucking believable in every category though.

Found Out my pure bride may have a fuck buddy.  I sure haven’t been fucking her.

What about a mirror? Nothing better than watching        

       
5/4, 11:02pm
Wait…your wife? With a guy?
      
5/4, 11:02pm Phil
Fred was wearing Jammies and we were face timing, holy shit, girl was driving me crazy!

 Yeah WTF

     
5/4, 11:04pm
He stood where he could see in my mirror while I gave him a sassy hand job and blow job.

5/4, 11:05pm Phil
Wife has been going to out of town routinely and rumor has it not just hanging with her girl friends.
Oh hell yeah. I love watching. That’s hot as fuck! 0
5/4, 11:05pm
How do you feel about the wife rumor?

5/4, 11:06pm Phil
Really don’t care. She could fuck a football team. Makes me wish I had bailed a lot earlier

5/4, 11:07pm
Was thinking it might absolve you of a bunch of guilt.

Any clue who it is?  Hard to imagine…
     

5/4, 11:11pm Phil
Beach Gal is my heart and soul but I don’t think she’s coming back which means I wasn’t hers. Fred has been with no one else. Said she would wait forever for me. Best sex I have ever had. She used a dildo on me, and the combination of that and her hands and mouth drove me insane. She’s a nurse, knows exactly where to touch and apply pressure
   
5/4, 11:12pm Phil
I have no idea. Apparently been stock piling money in her accounts too.

I make a shitload of money but have no idea where it goes.        

       
5/4, 11:12pm
When did you have sex with Fred
       
5/4, 11:14pm Phil
3 years ago I think.
Always with condoms. She was always careful. Nurse in her

5/4, 11:15pm
Whoa… any way to verify any of this stuff about your wife?   Sounds farfetched.

5/4, 11:15pm Phil
Nothing we planned, just happened.

Apparently there are several people who can verify.

I know she has accounts that she puts money in. She had stashed over 70k when we were separated
     

5/4, 11:17pm
Hunh
     
5/4, 11:17pm Phil
She told me she had started seeing a guy back then. I don’t know

[He called me!  So great to hear his voice!]

5/5, 12:33am 
Thank you very much for calling!  It’s so fun to hear you happy and see a light that might lead you to make it a regular thing!  Follow it! 
       
5/5, 12:34am Phil
looking for flowers.  For Fred.      
5/5, 12:34am
Sweet dreams dear man.

5/5, 12:34am Phil
you too baby.  got something to do with lotion first

Desserts

Saturday, May 3, 2014
Kris: Wanna see “The Other Woman” (comedy about 3 women who gang up on a cheating husband–his wife and two women he’s having affairs with team up to get revenge on him). I’m not usually one for silly comedies–but interesting theme/mainstream perspective on cheating given u & me. 11:50am show at Apple Cinemas, 168 Alewife Brook Parkway, Cambridge. If not your thing for any reason please tell me. Or if maybe a movie but different one–pick one. Or tell me to “keep thinking”….I like the whole process of trying to find things. Don’t want to lose focus from the MAIN thing….just want to throw in fun “other” things…to experience you so I can “get into you” (way too obvious pun) even more. So don’t be shy….want to know your real interests….if no interest in a movie I’ll continue my “mission for fun”. 9:02 AM
Kris: Or as u said…..may not be free if need to prep for meeting. 9:09 AM
Me: Good morning hot stuff! 9:56 AM
Kris: Good morning sexy Sassy! (Wife just said…I heard your phone make a sound…think u got a message….I didnt check it….I dont know how to. No worries even if she did she wouldn’t….cuz I’m such a faithful husband….HAH!) 10:11 AM
Kris: Forgot to sign off…Little Rascal…..playin w your head…..though that did actually just happen 10:16 AM
Me: Good news! Hubby can be out tomorrow night! So if you’d like to visit, I’d be most pleased to host. Should be home by 6:30 pm. 10:58 AM
Me: Thank you ever so much for thinking of things for us to do, and being so creative. Movies aren’t my thing very often, so keep on thinking. 🙂 11:09 AM
Kris: Great! So since I’m spared about 75 bucks for a room….b happy to treat u to brunch/lunch. Understand you may have to prep for meeting….or just prefer not to. Either way’s fine! Thanks! 11:17 AM
Kris: Have a couple questions about tomorrow….cant chat long….but can take short break if you’re going to be on IM. 8:49 PM

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·       May 03 8:44 PM  Kris: Hi…I can’t stay on to chat : (  because I have to focus on work all the way up to midnight…but I have a couple of questions about tomorrow…so if/when you come on I’ll take a short break to ask you…
·       May 03 8:50 PM  Sassy: Hiya
·       May 03 8:50 PM  Kris: Hi!
·       May 03 8:51 PM  Kris: under pressure to finish work by midnight…so can’t stay on long  : ( but couple of questions…
·       May 03 8:51 PM  Sassy: Okay.
·       May 03 8:52 PM  Kris: did you decide if you can/want to have lunch with me tomorrow…I know you said you needed to get receipts to be ready for meeting…or you might just prefer to not…and just meet at 6:30
·       May 03 8:54 PM  Sassy: I just got the receipts and am scrambling to get done, so I can see you for lunch if you want.
·       May 03 8:54 PM  Kris: I want to…do you?
·       May 03 8:55 PM  Sassy: Sure, though I feel bad about having to cut out for 3 hrs…
·       May 03 8:55 PM  Kris: don’t feel bad. I’ll have things to do…which leads me to my next question(s)
·       May 03 8:56 PM  Kris: can I make dinner for us at your house when we meet at 6:30…something that doesn’t take long but that you’ll like…
·       May 03 8:56 PM  Sassy: Cook for me?
·       May 03 8:56 PM  Kris: yes
·       May 03 8:57 PM  Sassy: Sure. If you let me help?
·       May 03 8:57 PM  Kris: ok…so I know what the main thing we’re eating is…but i’m not telling you…but I need to know what you like for some “sides”… do you like steamed clams?
·       May 03 8:58 PM  Sassy: Not really
·       May 03 8:58 PM  Kris: ok… what kind of vegetable do you like…and how prepared
·       May 03 8:58 PM  Sassy: Choices?
·       May 03 8:59 PM  Kris: anything
·       May 03 8:59 PM  Sassy: Um… I eat just about anything…
·       May 03 9:00 PM  Kris: ok…but you must like some things more than others…if there’s something you really like but that I don’t know how to make…or that would take too long…I could “cheat” and pick it up someplace…
·       May 03 9:01 PM  Sassy: Name two you like that are easy so I can choose?
·       May 03 9:02 PM  Kris: I don’t know if it’s available now…but corn on the cob?
·       May 03 9:02 PM  Sassy: Sure.  Usually toss it in the microwave in a wet paper towel, then add butter
·       May 03 9:02 PM  Kris: ok…
·       May 03 9:03 PM  Kris: do you like salads?
·       May 03 9:03 PM  Sassy: not really.
·       May 03 9:04 PM  Sassy: My mother chides me a lot about that
·       May 03 9:04 PM  Kris: i’m not your mother…there’s something to be thank for!
·       May 03 9:05 PM  Kris: so what else…do you like?
·       May 03 9:05 PM  Sassy: I like all the garnishes (tomato, cukes, croutons, cheese, black olives, etc) but not the lettuce.  : )
·       May 03 9:06 PM  Kris: do you think you would like an Italian antipasto?
·       May 03 9:06 PM  Sassy: like… meats and cheeses?
·       May 03 9:07 PM  Kris: no…it’s a family recipe that my Italian grandmother taught me to make…want me to tell you the ingredients…to see if you would like it or not?
·       May 03 9:07 PM  Sassy: Sure
·       May 03 9:10 PM  Kris: celery, tuna fish, artichoke hearts, marinated mushrooms, sweet mixed pickles (cucumbers, onions and cauliflower mix), black olives, green olives, sweet red sliced peppers (aka: “pimento”), and anchovies with capers in the centers (anchovies optional)…all the above come in oil–that’s used to mix in with everything…that’s it
·       May 03 9:11 PM  Sassy: Sounds fabulous!
·       May 03 9:12 PM  Sassy: And too complicated. 
·       May 03 9:12 PM  Kris: ok…I’ll try to make it…but will need to go shopping…so that’s what I’ll be doing when you’re at your meeting…
·       May 03 9:12 PM  Kris: no…I like doing it…
·       May 03 9:12 PM  Sassy: There is a Shaw’s near my place.
·       May 03 9:12 PM  Kris: ok…I’ll go there…
·       May 03 9:13 PM  Sassy: Not fancy but serviceable
·       May 03 9:13 PM  Sassy: Wait… you want to do lunch and dinner?
·       May 03 9:13 PM  Kris: ok…that’s it for now…you just need to pick a place for lunch and text me the address…and I’ll meet you there at 12:30…
·       May 03 9:13 PM  Kris: sure…you?
·       May 03 9:13 PM  Sassy: Fine… spoil me. I can take it.  : )
·       May 03 9:14 PM  Kris: ok…so pick a place for lunch and I’ll make us dinner…I’ll GUARANTEE you’ll like the main dish for dinner…
·       May 03 9:14 PM  Sassy: You want lunchy things or breakfasty things?
·       May 03 9:14 PM  Kris: I don’t care…you choose
·       May 03 9:15 PM  Sassy: Have fun working!
·       May 03 9:15 PM  Kris: ok…gotta go…hate to…but have to…Mwah!…bye…for now!
·       May 03 9:15 PM  Sassy: See you tomorrow!
·       May 03 9:16 PM  Kris: 😀

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Kris: One last thing…..text me 2 or 3 of your favorite desserts (besides me…grin) 9:39 PM
Me: Fresh raspberries with Kool whip, Chocolate cupcake with chocolate frosting, cheesecake, carrot cake, apple pie, rice pudding, brownies… 10:36 PM

Kris: Alrighty then!  Sweet dreams Sassy…Kris. 12:06 AM

Derby party hat

Saturday, May 3, 2014
     
5/3, 8:26am
Good morning kid!
5/3, 12:15pm
You have the sexiest toes!
I’m off to Mom’s for our annual Kentucky Derby watching fest!

5/3, 2:00pm
Had a great Mexican lunch with Mom.  Picked up raspberry lime rickies from Brigham’s and cookies for a treat while we watch the horse race.

5/3, 6:01pm
Cookies for the Derby!

from Lakota Bakery – 
Florentine, M&Ms, Linzer, Chocolate raspberry macaron, nut brownie!
5/3, 6:46pm Phil
Oh cool! Have fun! I spent the day at the beach!
         
5/3, 6:47pm
Great photos you posted!
Adore you toes.
      
5/3, 7:07pm Phil
Why thank you.
Tried to get my mind off other things and relax. Actually smiled and laughed

5/3, 7:11pm
Yay!  Me too!
5/3, 7:18pm Phil
Well good for us!        
       
5/3, 8:58pm Phil
Off on another work trip to [redacted] in the morning
Enjoying a cigar, sipping a scotch thinking of a beautiful lady
       
5/3, 8:59pm
Wow!  You been there before?
        
5/3, 9:00pm Phil
Many times. One of my favorites
Very pretty place
     
5/3, 9:03pm
Yes.  I’ve been several times.  Great fun.       
5/3, 9:03pm Phil
Great town!  Love the seafood!
5/3, 9:09pm Phil
Maybe we can have some fun

5/3, 9:30pm
: )

5/3, 9:43pm Phil
: ) 

5/3, 11:15pm
Did you see Johnny Weir’s Derby hat?  It has a horse jumping out of it!
http://www.louisville.com/content/can-we-please-just-keep-johnny-weir-louisville-forever