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Out there

Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Kris: Good morning! Don’t stress out about making plans with me. I know u want to do things (sex especially…wink!) as much as me. But I know u have a lot on your plate…especially being stressed out by job. So take your time. don’t worry about me. I’ll just sit here “crying in my beer” (without any beer to even cry in). KIDDING! 7:00 AM
Kris: “Survive” your “fun” meetings and don’t let the bastards beat u down. Hugs! Kris. 7:02 AM
Me: Good morning! Thanks for your patience and support. It means a lot! Have a great day! 7:08 AM
Kris: You too! Mwah! 7:09 AM
Kris: Hope u r surviving the day so far. I have a busy day, have to work until 7:30. then to gym. then home…probably too late to chat. W definitely gone as of this morning. Any last minute opportunity pops up for any kind of visit (including other than sex) let me know. Only a short bike ride away! 🙂 But again…don’t stress. no pressure. 🙂 11:20 AM
Me: Hiya! I just used one of my mental tricks… things got to be “too much” for me after 3 hrs of meetings, so I went to the bathroom and “went away” in my mind to my SOFA with you. 🙂 12:25 PM
Kris: Wow! Hope it made u feel bettah!…least for a little while. 🙂 1:43 PM
Me: Looked at calendar. Two possibilities. My place Wed, or dinner w Hubby and my place Th? Or other plans either wed or th or both ? 5:11 PM
Kris: Can do both! Wed (tomorrow, right?) AND Thurs! if u think u can put up with that much of me! Let me know! 5:23 PM
Me: Yay! 5:25 PM
Kris: 🙂  U make me laugh. so what’s happening when? sex one night, dinner with a man another then fuck his wife after?! O…M…G!!!!……SO “OUT THERE” for little old me. Holy Shit….try to go easy on me. Good thing I work out, otherwise might have a heart attack! 😉 5:33 PM
Kris: may have been premature in saying yes to Thurs. asked W to take off Thurs night thru Fri but maybe she can try to get off Sat just this weekend. I’ll check with her and get back to u. tomorrow’s definite. get back to u about Thurs 7:43 PM
Me: I was wondering how that would work this week. No worries, standing by. 7:44 PM
Kris: W going to ask for Fri & Sat off….so let’s plan for me to visit Thurs too. If she gets it off can stay as late as is good for u in Thurs. If not, still want to come, just have to leave maybe a tad earlier. So what’s up for each night? 10:46 PM
Me: Hiya! We can do whatever but my thought is toys fun for you Wed. Then dinner with H Thursday and more fun. 10:50 PM
Kris: Sounds fun! Where would dinner be? H going out after? Just got home from gym. Gonna jump in shower (picture it 😉 U gonna be up a bit or going to bed? 10:58 PM
Me: Yay! Still thinking about dinner… need combo of food, a little privacy, not too far away as he has rehearsal at 7:30 pm. Mmm… shower. You have fun in there? I am off to bed… sooo tired. Tomorrow and tomorrow! Mwah! 11:09 PM
Kris: No fun in shower… waiting for fun with u! I’m tired too. 5:30 tomorrow? Mwah! 11:12 PM
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Giddy Kris

Monday, June 16, 2014
Me: Good morning sexy man! 7:47 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, June 16, 2014 7:53 AM
Subject: like a kid at Christmas
Hi Sassy,
I woke up like a kid at Christmas this morning–since I heard through the grapevine that Santa was going to grant me almost everything on my wish list (or in this case, B-day wish list!)
So here’s the thing…I went to bed last night thinking about “options”–and woke up early doing the same.  I can drive myself crazy imagining the possible “variations.”  So I’ll try to make this simple (if that’s possible).  Any of these have certain “conditions” and “logistics” that would need to be met or worked out.  
“In general” I would love to spend as much time as you think you’d like to with me (or think you could put up with.. :).  For me, that would mean as much as:
1) Pick you up either Wed or Thurs night from work and bring you home that night. 
(Pick you up at 5:00pm?  Leave my house at 10:00pm or 11:00pm to have you home by 11:00pm or 12:00 midnight?).
2)  Pick you up Saturday morning and bring you home Sunday night.  That would include: A) Either having lunch with you and your mom, or B) You not seeing your mom that day—which may not be an option.
3)  Pick you up Saturday after you’re finished lunch with mom and bring you home Sunday night.
The only thing about #1 is that after maybe having dinner with you and you showing me your office (if you wanted to throw those two things in too) you’d be traveling with me round trip about 2 hours for 2-3 hours of sex (assuming we left around 7:00pm–arrived at my house around 8:00pm–and left my house around 10:00pm or 11:00pm for you to arrive home by 11:00pm or 12 midnight.  If we did that, we’d be likely “getting down to business” right away when we got to my house.  Which is fine with me–if that’s what you want to do.  Could give you the “grand tour” of the place during the daytime some other time.
My real preference would be to spend the whole weekend with you and go boating. The weather is forecast to be only “partly cloudy” (which means “mostly sunny”) and in the mid-70s (so like Goldilocks–not too hot and not too cold–almost “just right”).  Boating has the logistical need for me to find a truck–but I now have two friends who potentially will rent me theirs.
There is a little bit of “adventurous drama” that would need to happen on my B-day.  Namely, I would need to take a short break to ride my bike to where my wife is working and “break the news” to her.  You could be the first one I report the results to.  Should only take about an hour to ride over there–show it to her–tell her–and get her reaction (not good at first–but hoping “ok with” later).
ANYHOW….give all this some thought and either shoot back an email or maybe we can chat tonight about the details.  What you want to do–and when–also effects what day or days I ask my wife to take off this week.  That hasn’t been determined yet either–since she’s just starting her first day of work today.  It hasn’t been determined for sure with her employer.  But hopefully they can work with her and have some flexibility.  My request of her day off depends on what YOU want/can do….
So eagerly looking forward to your reply : D ….
Afalfa (running down stairs to open his presents!)
P.S.—Hope this is kinda fun–and doesn’t stress you out too much.  For me it’s a BLAST!
P.P.S.–Thanks for the incognito window tip!  Using it here and going forward.  Whatever might cause the sad ending of our affair (hopefully in the very distant future)–the last thing I want it to be is getting caught!
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Kris: Good morning sultry Sass! Just sent u email. Know u have limited time today…but think about and let me know what u think. Maybe chat about details tonite? Mwah! 8:01 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, June 16, 2014 8:05 AM
Subject: Fw: like a kid at Christmas
Ooops!   Made a big mistake on what I had in mind for a week night–either Wed or Thursday.  I wouldn’t bring you home the same night—you would spend the night and I would bring you to work in the morning!  Makes a big difference.  So change/edit #1 with that in mind!
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Kris: Oops! Made a mistake in first email. Just forwarded/resent it with important correction!
 8:07 AM
Kris: hope your training is going well. parts of emails will make u giggle…or if nothing else confirm my craziness. just tryin’ to have some fun…which you’re a LOT of! 12:06 PM
Kris: W left couple hours ago to start work…can’t stand the loneliness. know anyone who might come over and comfort me? 12:18 PM
Me: Awww… you poor fellow! I might be convinced to help you out. I survived training, despite the boss sending me three different nasty emails. Then I jousted with the IRS for my mom… looks like she forgot a quarterly tax payment in 2012. Geesh. Hope you had a good day! 5:30 PM
Kris: Bad day…fight with kid about money…student loans I co-signed that he’s late paying. Dings my credit. Going to gym now. U free to chat later? 5:54 PM
Me: Oh dear. Sorry to hear that. I’d be happy to chat. 5:59 PM
Kris: K…I’ll try not to make it too late. Dying to hear how you’ll be “helping me out” 😉 6:18 PM
Kris: Leaving gym to put bike away…ETA on chat bout 10. 9:33 PM
Me: Yay! 9:38 PM
Kris: At shed…in need of your sweet, positive attitude like “Yay!” One little word picks me up… you’re sweet…thank u. 9:53 PM
Kris: Online 🙂 10:27 PM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, June 16, 2014 11:36 AM
Re: 10 Tips 
Hi Sassy,
Interesting article–especially the two big questions to answer “No” to:  “Do you love her?” and “Did you ever have sex with her in our bed?”  Basically the advice is “lie though your teeth” and just answer “no” to both questions–even if it’s not true.  I’m not sure I would handle it that way.  
If I got caught today I’d answer the first question by saying: “She’s a good person and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like her–but I don’t love with her the way I love you.  She’s been saying she’s planning on sticking a vibrator in my ass, or using it on my cock, or sucking on my cock and stroking it and sticking a vibrator in my ass all at the same time–which I think might be fun and feel good–and you won’t.  So, no, I don’t love her the way I love you.”
I’d answer the second question (“Did you ever have sex with her in our bed?) by saying:  “I was planning to–but you ruined my plans by catching me.”  
KIDDING!
Alfalfa
(hope to never have to even consider using any part of this advice!)  
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, June 16, 2014 11:52 AM
Re: Fw: like a kid at Christmas
OR…IF YOU WERE A REAL GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT–ADD TO #2:  “Drop you off at work Monday morning!!!—would make 2 whole days of “being with Bill”—may be way too much “Bill” for you though!!!

If nothing else, you have to like “being wanted” and “me wanting to spend lots of time with you “even doing “other” (“mundane” as you call them) things…..right?
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·       Jun 16 10:24 PM Kris: hi
·       Jun 16 10:28 PM Sassy: hiya
·       Jun 16 10:28 PM Kris: how u doin?
·       Jun 16 10:29 PM Sassy: okay. You?
·       Jun 16 10:29 PM Kris: not so great, but don’t really want to talk about it. will another time. Tired, little down…but happy to be chatting with you!
·       Jun 16 10:30 PM Kris: so how was the training?
·       Jun 16 10:31 PM Sassy: yucky
·       Jun 16 10:31 PM Kris: how come?
·       Jun 16 10:32 PM Sassy: poorly put together
·       Jun 16 10:32 PM Kris: that sucks…feel like a waste of time?
·       Jun 16 10:32 PM Sassy: yup
·       Jun 16 10:32 PM Kris: and boss sent 3 nasty emails?
·       Jun 16 10:32 PM Sassy: yup
·       Jun 16 10:33 PM Sassy: I spent 2 hrs looking at job ads tonight
·       Jun 16 10:33 PM Kris: well when it’s time it’s time and at least your being proactive. find anything?
·       Jun 16 10:34 PM Sassy: 3 that might work
·       Jun 16 10:34 PM Kris: wow!
·       Jun 16 10:34 PM Sassy: I put them into “my cart” to look at more closely tomorrow
·       Jun 16 10:35 PM Kris: isn’t there a time by which your boss might stay or leave?
·       Jun 16 10:35 PM Sassy: Yes. July 1
·       Jun 16 10:35 PM Sassy: Should know either way very soon
·       Jun 16 10:35 PM Kris: if she leaves would you be inclined to stay or still feel like you could use a change either way?
·       Jun 16 10:36 PM Sassy: I’d probably stay awhile… depends on who would take her place
·       Jun 16 10:36 PM Sassy: and whether I could undo some of the mess she’s made
·       Jun 16 10:37 PM Sassy: Did you hear from your wife? Is she okay there?
·       Jun 16 10:37 PM Kris: I always think of the line from The Who that I endlessly hear listening to my “classic rock” music: “Meet the new boss…same as the old boss!”
·       Jun 16 10:37 PM Kris: she’s home tonight
·       Jun 16 10:37 PM Sassy: oh?
·       Jun 16 10:38 PM Kris: she called and left me a voice mail and said…
·       Jun 16 10:38 PM Kris: that she didn’t really start until orientation tomorrow but she brought all her stuff there today…then came home.
·        Jun 16 10:38 PM Kris: she called me and asked if I was going to the gym…said she would meet me there.
·       Jun 16 10:39 PM Kris: but I was on my bike so I didn’t answer her.
·       Jun 16 10:39 PM Sassy: eep
·       Jun 16 10:39 PM Kris: went to the gym assuming she wouldn’t be there, which she wasn’t
·       Jun 16 10:39 PM Sassy: phew
·       Jun 16 10:39 PM Kris: she has “good intentions” but doesn’t actually go as much as me.
·       Jun 16 10:40 PM Kris: so I just show up, cruise the parking lot, look for her car. if it’s not there just go in.
·       Jun 16 10:40 PM Kris: only had one close call.
·       Jun 16 10:40 PM Kris: but Saturday is “Doomsday”…..then it will all be out in the open.
·       Jun 16 10:41 PM Kris: except for YOU. my luscisous, naughty secret….
·       Jun 16 10:42 PM Sassy:  : )
·       Jun 16 10:42 PM Kris: I’d like you to do something for me…
·       Jun 16 10:43 PM Sassy: What?
·       Jun 16 10:44 PM Kris: if you don’t know what you want to do or can do…I’d like you to decide what you want to do, as far as us getting together, either during the week or weekend. my brain is cooked with all my “endless scheming and planning and fantasizing.” what I really want to know is what YOU really want to do. not what I want to do but what YOU want to do…. anything. don’t care what it is. I want to do whatever you want to do. so think about it and tell me soon…if you don’t know right now. ok?
·       Jun 16 10:45 PM Sassy: I have been thinking about it.
·       Jun 16 10:46 PM Kris: ok. just let me know when you know and I really want you to do what you really want. I know I’m repeating myself but sometimes I talk too much and plan too much, so I’m ready to “listen” a little more right now. so tell me when you figure it out…ok?
·       Jun 16 10:48 PM Sassy: I worry about going to your place until you know how your wife’s job is going to work
·       Jun 16 10:49 PM Kris: you mean when I know for sure when my wife is definitely going to be there and what day off she has?
·       Jun 16 10:49 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Jun 16 10:49 PM Sassy: and that she is really going to do it
·       Jun 16 10:49 PM Kris: do what?
·       Jun 16 10:49 PM Sassy: work there
·       Jun 16 10:50 PM Kris: oh…she is DEFINITELY going to be working there. she is contracted by an agency…and she HAS to be there 24 hours a day 6 days a week. her orientation starts tomorrow…
·       Jun 16 10:51 PM Sassy: ooof… I need a hug
·       Jun 16 10:51 PM Kris: how come?
·       Jun 16 10:51 PM Sassy: This stupid work crap… can’t make my brain shut up about it.
·       Jun 16 10:52 PM Sassy: I need my brain for fun with you!
·       Jun 16 10:54 PM Kris: ok….so we need to figure out a way to get together. I just asked my wife and she said she asked for the day off I asked her to.
·       Jun 16 10:55 PM Kris: which is from 5:30pm on Thursday to 9:30pm on Friday.
·       Jun 16 10:55 PM Kris: all the rest of the time she HAS to be there.
·        Jun 16 10:55 PM Sassy: Hunh. I’m betting they tell her she can be off other times
·       Jun 16 10:56 PM Sassy: She will find ways to come home and check on you
·       Jun 16 10:56 PM Kris: I doubt that
·       Jun 16 10:57 PM Sassy: I can’t imagine her staying away for real
·       Jun 16 10:58 PM Kris: wife just said she has to be there all the time
·       Jun 16 10:59 PM Sassy: interesting
·       Jun 16 11:00 PM Sassy: Let me get back to work and look at my calendar. I will figure it out tomorrow.
·       Jun 16 11:00 PM Kris: ok.
·       Jun 16 11:00 PM Sassy: I have a 9 am meeting, then two hours of finance training, then a 2 pm meeting
·       Jun 16 11:00 PM Sassy: Bleh
·       Jun 16 11:00 PM Kris: who are the meetings with?
·       Jun 16 11:01 PM Sassy: First one is with boss, second is with the team running a big conference in August
·       Jun 16 11:01 PM Kris: first one’s obviously “yucky”. what about the second one?
·       Jun 16 11:01 PM Sassy: not sure
·       Jun 16 11:02 PM Sassy: and finance training is awful
·       Jun 16 11:02 PM Sassy: I have to keep thinking… I can do this.
·       Jun 16 11:02 PM Sassy: that which does not kill me makes me stronger
·       Jun 16 11:02 PM Kris: I wish I had some money. I’d just get a room for us and jump your bones but I’m broke.
·       Jun 16 11:02 PM Sassy: Thank you for being the bright light in my life right now!
·       Jun 16 11:03 PM Sassy: Hubby’s chair that he couldn’t figure out how to buy on Saturday?
·       Jun 16 11:03 PM Sassy: It was $200 then… $300 today
·       Jun 16 11:03 PM Kris: what?!
·       Jun 16 11:03 PM Sassy: Yup.
·       Jun 16 11:04 PM Sassy: I had budgeted $100
·       Jun 16 11:04 PM Kris: oh wow!….so just not going to be able to get it?
·       Jun 16 11:04 PM Sassy: No, he bought it anyway
·       Jun 16 11:05 PM Kris: oops! how do you respond/feel when that happens?
·        Jun 16 11:05 PM Sassy: sick to my stomach
·       Jun 16 11:05 PM Kris: money stress really sucks. have a bit of it myself lately. hate it
·       Jun 16 11:06 PM Sassy: so I get work mess, dealing with the IRS mess, and the chair mess… must be MONDAY!
·       Jun 16 11:06 PM Sassy: Tomorrow has to be better on some front.
·       Jun 16 11:06 PM Kris: Let’s hope so! I could use some good news too! speaking of getting together….
·       Jun 16 11:07 PM Kris: I was thinking about your proposal to have dinner with you and H. amazing I would even consider it since just the thought of being with you at your place was almost “inconceivable” not that long ago. but been thinking about it.  might be “interesting”. were you serious?
·       Jun 16 11:08 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Jun 16 11:09 PM Kris: ok…what the hell…set it up… do it
·       Jun 16 11:09 PM Sassy: I pose some interesting challenges for you, don’t I?
·       Jun 16 11:09 PM Kris: more than a little!
·       Jun 16 11:09 PM Sassy: But you like it, mostly?
·       Jun 16 11:10 PM Kris: Definitely! wanted “different”…sure getting it! maybe not exactly as I imagined…but that part of the fun too!
·       Jun 16 11:10 PM Sassy: “What’d you do tonight Kris?” “Oh… I had dinner with my gf and her husband.”
·       Jun 16 11:10 PM Kris: omg…so bizarre!
·       Jun 16 11:11 PM Sassy: “Wait… what? How can your gf have a husband? That you can eat with?” “Um, it just… works”
·       Jun 16 11:13 PM Kris: very strange…. how did I get here?!
·       Jun 16 11:15 PM Sassy: I should go to bed. I wish I could take you with me!
·       Jun 16 11:16 PM Kris: so if we can’t have sex (so sad) we could do some other things. like you could show me where you work or have lunch or dinner or SOMETHING till I know for sure when my wife is definitely not going to be here and you feel comfortable and safe about it OR your H goes out and you can invite me there again!
·       Jun 16 11:16 PM Kris: ok….I wish I could too! hopefully soon. nite nite, sweet sexy Sassy!
·       Jun 16 11:16 PM Sassy: I am working on that
·       Jun 16 11:17 PM Kris: ok…I’ll trust you to figure something out. look at your calendar at work and I may know more definitely about my wife’s schedule after tomorrow.
·       Jun 16 11:17 PM Sassy: Sorry I can’t plan better… juggling too many things. But it will get better.
·       Jun 16 11:17 PM Kris: don’t worry….as you say….we’ll figure it out. when you do…just let me know…in the meantime… love texting and chatting….Mwah!
·       Jun 16 11:18 PM Sassy: Mwah!
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His birthday wishes

Sunday, June 15, 2014
Kris: Wait a minute! How come I’m only “pretty” smart?! 😉 Chatting with you later is on my “must do” list (after putting in veggie garden. Good morning! (What “normal” people usually start with. 😉 8:52 AM
Kris: I’m gonna shoot dat kwazy wabbit…buzzin round in holes he don’t belong in! (keep thinkin sexy thoughts bout me…try putting 100.7 fm on low, sit at cum-puter (pun), find something to do to get horny, look at sofa, think of me) 😉 11:34 AM
Kris: sleep well? how’s day goin? 1:56 PM
Me: Slept until noon! Puttering around. You? 1:58 PM
Kris: good. went overboard buying veggies – couldn’t get all in car so running back now to pick up rest then spend rest of day putting in garden but going to stop early enough so not too late to chat, if you’re free and want to later. 🙂 2:03 PM
Me: I am shocked that you bought too much. 😉 What veggies? Hubby and I are off on an adventure. Will ping when we return. 2:17 PM
Kris: i KNEW u’d think that! Enjoy! later gator! 🙂 2:22 PM
Kris: give u list later…it’s LOOOONNNG! 2:23 PM
Kris: still out & about? 8:28 PM
Me: Home now! 9:24 PM
Kris: k. gimme 10 🙂 9:42 PM
Kris: having trouble signing in. u? 10:05 PM
Kris: argh! 10:05 PM
Me: Sorry to hear that. No worries. I’m not going anywhere. 🙂 10:07 PM
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·      Jun 15 10:08 PM  Kris: hi. FINALLY! something wrong either with computer or Messenger – took forever to sign on. anyhow tell me about your day  : )
·       Jun 15 10:08 PM Sassy: I had so much fun!
·       Jun 15 10:08 PM Kris: great! tell me about it!
·       Jun 15 10:09 PM Sassy: We drove up to Gloucester, ate at Lobsta Land. It was my dad’s favorite place, and I had his favorite dish. Felt right for Father’s Day!
·       Jun 15 10:09 PM Kris: cool!
·       Jun 15 10:09 PM Kris: stay there till home…or go someplace else after?
·       Jun 15 10:10 PM Sassy: We drove over to the Marshall’s Farm Stand – beautiful flowers and veggies and fruit
·       Jun 15 10:10 PM Kris: nice! my kind of fun!
·       Jun 15 10:10 PM Sassy: then out to Wingaersheek Beach at low tide!
·       Jun 15 10:10 PM Kris: awesome! wanna go for a boat ride with you there!
·       Jun 15 10:10 PM Sassy: I actually got Hubby out of the car for a walk
·       Jun 15 10:11 PM Sassy: It was blissful… 75, breezy, hardly anyone there…
·       Jun 15 10:11 PM Kris: sounds wonderful!
·       Jun 15 10:11 PM Sassy: So perfect
·       Jun 15 10:12 PM Sassy: A fine use of a beautiful day
·       Jun 15 10:12 PM Kris: I’m really glad for you. lots of times you report a struggle to have good times with H like that. glad you had some much fun!
·       Jun 15 10:12 PM Sassy: He was in a good mood today.
·       Jun 15 10:12 PM Kris: great!
·       Jun 15 10:13 PM Sassy: I think the sunshine and some exercise help
·       Jun 15 10:13 PM Kris: definitely!
·       Jun 15 10:13 PM Sassy: You get all your veggies planted?
·       Jun 15 10:14 PM Kris: No, but bought most I need and prepared garden for planting plus put in flower border around it
·       Jun 15 10:15 PM Sassy: I don’t understand any of that… never had a garden etc.
·       Jun 15 10:16 PM Kris: well, by “prepared” I mean I put down three rows of planks to walk on….so I don’t have to walk in the dirt to harvest them, or put down mulch to keep down weeds.
·       Jun 15 10:16 PM Kris: the flower border is something new.  just decided to do it on a whim…while out shopping for veggies.
·       Jun 15 10:17 PM Sassy: Nifty!
·       Jun 15 10:17 PM Sassy: what flowers?
·       Jun 15 10:18 PM Kris: bought 144 petunia plants for three sides of garden and 20 different vegetable plants, plus three hanging baskets of flowers for that “solarium” in the living room and back deck area.
·       Jun 15 10:18 PM Sassy: wow
·       Jun 15 10:19 PM Kris: spaced the petunias 6 inches apart along the 44 foot length of one side of the garden – really pretty colors….bright red, deep purple, hot pink, bright white. I dug the holes and W put the plants in.
·       Jun 15 10:20 PM Kris: still need to put veggie plants in…but that’s easy. hardest part is done now.
·       Jun 15 10:21 PM Kris: I was thinking of buying you a tomato plant to put on your patio. : D
·       Jun 15 10:22 PM Sassy: Hunh
·       Jun 15 10:22 PM Sassy: I’ve been thinking of putting window boxes or something out there
·       Jun 15 10:22 PM Sassy: But I don’t have a clue
·       Jun 15 10:23 PM Kris: window boxes would be nice/pretty. could be attached to railing and you could put whatever flowers you like in them!
·       Jun 15 10:25 PM Sassy: I will be off the grid tomorrow from 9:30 am – 3:30 pm except around 12-1 pm
·       Jun 15 10:25 PM Sassy: Going to a telephone ordering training
·       Jun 15 10:26 PM Sassy: So if I don’t answer, I am not ignoring you!
·       Jun 15 10:28 PM Kris: no problem. I understand that in general you may or may not be free to respond to my “zillion texts” its’ fine but thanks for the heads up about tomorrow specifically. the day you had today with H sounds like a kind of day I’d love to have with you sometime. maybe with slight variation – like boating – if you wanted to.
·       Jun 15 10:31 PM Sassy: Oh yes… that would be very special! Today seemed like a boat day to me.
·       Jun 15 10:32 PM Sassy: It would be fun to combine my favorite spots up there with some boating.
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Kris: computer acting up again. argh….hopefully can get back on. 🙁 10:35 PM
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·       Jun 15 10:35 PM Kris: is this working now…u there?
·       Jun 15 10:36 PM Kris: what r some of your favorite spots?
·       Jun 15 10:37 PM Sassy: Nichols Candy House, Lobsta Land, Good Harbor Beach, Wingaersheek Beech, Rockport
·       Jun 15 10:38 PM Sassy: I am always finding new spots – today I discovered the Jones River Salt Marsh
·       Jun 15 10:38 PM Sassy: Can’t believe I still find places after so many years of going up there
·       Jun 15 10:38 PM Sassy: I first went in 1984!
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Kris: i keep getting an annoying “spinning wheel” like when computer’s TRYING to work, but isn’t….or slow…ARGH!!!!!. sorry. 🙁 will keep trying 10:41 PM
Kris: rebooting computer…to see if that will help…hopefully b back on shortly 10:45 PM
Me: Okay. Ah technology! 10:47 PM
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·       Jun 15 10:46 PM Sassy: Did you fall asleep?
·       Jun 15 10:50 PM Kris: ok…hope this stops giving me trouble.
·       Jun 15 10:50 PM Sassy: Woohoo!
·       Jun 15 10:50 PM Sassy: What was the last thing you saw from me?
·       Jun 15 10:50 PM Kris: did u ask me if I fell asleep? lol
·       Jun 15 10:51 PM Kris: the last message was: “I first went in 1984!”
·       Jun 15 10:52 PM Sassy: Did you hear from your kids for Fathers Day?
·       Jun 15 10:52 PM Kris:  Yes – all but one
·       Jun 15 10:53 PM Sassy: They in good spirits?
·       Jun 15 10:54 PM Kris: yes, all doing well. have great relationship with all of them. A little more “distant” from oldest…don’t communicate with her as much…but still positive. I know the one had to work today…but got out a while ago. love it when they screw up so I can continue what I’ve always been good at… mercilessly teasing!!! ; )
·       Jun 15 10:55 PM Kris: I’ll tell him, “Thanks a lot…couldn’t even call me on Father’s Day?!”
·       Jun 15 10:55 PM Sassy: Careful… he could spill the beans about the bike!
·       Jun 15 10:55 PM Kris: No…but he’ll be extremely relieved to not have to “keep the big secret” he reminded me I said I would tell on my birthday…I think I told you that…
·       Jun 15 10:56 PM Sassy: Why on your b-day?
·       Jun 15 10:56 PM Kris: hoping to use it to leverage more “forgiveness”. (deceitful, crafty man that I am). “beguiling” ; )
·       Jun 15 10:57 PM Kris: W said something interesting today…
·       Jun 15 10:58 PM Kris: she said, “I bet you’re going to have a great time with me gone for 8 weeks. I’m worried about what you’ll be up to.”
·       Jun 15 10:59 PM Sassy: Hunh
·       Jun 15 10:59 PM Sassy: Did you tell her you’re going to have your girlfriend over?
·       Jun 15 10:59 PM Kris: Of course!
·       Jun 15 10:59 PM Kris: I asked her, “What do you think I’ll be doing?”
·       Jun 15 10:59 PM Kris: She said…
·       Jun 15 11:00 PM Kris: maybe start drinking again or
·       Jun 15 11:00 PM Kris: go to concerts.
·       Jun 15 11:00 PM Kris: or go boating all the time…
·       Jun 15 11:00 PM Kris: or womanize.
·       Jun 15 11:00 PM Kris: she was only half right. ; )
·       Jun 15 11:01 PM Kris: no drinking or concerts….
·       Jun 15 11:01 PM Sassy: ha ha
·       Jun 15 11:01 PM Sassy: why are concerts bad?
·       Jun 15 11:03 PM Sassy: Sad that she worries about you drinking, after all this time
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Kris: if I don’t reply my computer is giving me trouble….will keep trying…ARGHH!!!!! 11:04 PM
Me: Mwah! 11:08 PM
Kris: kiss goodnite? or just kiss? tired? 11:10 PM
Me: Just a kiss to bolster you in jousting with Yahoo! 11:12 PM
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·       Jun 15 11:12 PM Kris: it’s ridiculous. don’t think she really does.  think she’s just fishing to see if I’ll miss her or not. nothing wrong with concerts. think she was just “talking”….nonsense.
·       Jun 15 11:13 PM Sassy: Ah
·       Jun 15 11:13 PM Sassy: Is there anything you want for your birthday (other than the usual BJ) that I could give you that someone else won’t?
·       Jun 15 11:13 PM Sassy: Think about it.
·       Jun 15 11:13 PM Kris: already did!
·       Jun 15 11:14 PM Kris: here’s a list…pick one:
·       Jun 15 11:16 PM Kris: I’ll tell you when I run out of ideas – let me list some. 😀
·       Jun 15 11:16 PM Kris: 1) Spend the nite with me at my house
·       Jun 15 11:17 PM Kris: 2) Let me take you for a short, gentle ride on a quiet country road when you spend the nite with me at my house
·       Jun 15 11:17 PM Kris: 3) Have lunch with you and your mom
·       Jun 15 11:17 PM Kris: 4) Buy me that coffee cup you sent me a picture of
·       Jun 15 11:18 PM Kris: 5) Show me where you work
·       Jun 15 11:18 PM Kris: 6) Invite me to one of your project events sometime
·       Jun 15 11:18 PM Kris: 7) Go boating and to your fav places around Gloucester–combined with spending the nite with me at my house
·       Jun 15 11:19 PM Kris: In case it wasn’t obvious…#2 was
·       Jun 15 11:19 PM Kris: was on my bike…
·       Jun 15 11:19 PM Kris: not done yet…hold on…
·       Jun 15 11:20 PM Kris: 8) Tell me a restaurant you haven’t tried yet that we could go to together
·       Jun 15 11:21 PM Kris: 9) Give me a BJ in my boat (random request–based on “inspiration from your chat buddies”)
·       Jun 15 11:21 PM Kris: 10) Have 20 orgasms the next time we have sex
·       Jun 15 11:21 PM Kris: That’s it! Pick one!
·       Jun 15 11:23 PM Kris: When’s you’re b-day?
·       Jun 15 11:26 PM Kris: still there?
·       Jun 15 11:26 PM Kris: fall asleep?
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Kris: r u getting Yahoo messages? 11:28 PM
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·       Jun 15 11:29 PM Sassy: Sorry… had a phone call
·       Jun 15 11:29 PM Sassy: My goodness what a list!
·       Jun 15 11:30 PM Sassy: I think I can do most of those.
·       Jun 15 11:30 PM Kris: So then you can just tell me which is my b-day gift!
·       Jun 15 11:30 PM Kris: When’s your b-day?
·       Jun 15 11:31 PM Kris: can’t think of a reason why you wouldn’t want me to know.  at this point in your “loss of anonymity” but if you’d rather not that’s fine…
·       Jun 15 11:33 PM Sassy: September
·       Jun 15 11:33 PM Sassy: Think you’ll still be talking to me?
·       Jun 15 11:33 PM Kris: hope so…you?
·       Jun 15 11:35 PM Sassy: Hope so.
·       Jun 15 11:36 PM Kris: what would cause us to stop?
·       Jun 15 11:36 PM Sassy: Dunno
·       Jun 15 11:36 PM Sassy: Don’t want to think about it!
·       Jun 15 11:36 PM Kris: not the best question….would just be a list of “negatives” that might happen. not much point in listing them.
·       Jun 15 11:37 PM Sassy: I am tossing salt over my shoulder to ward them all off!
·       Jun 15 11:37 PM Kris: you’re funny!
·       Jun 15 11:39 PM Kris: so I’m trying to figure out how much we can “plan” things going forward here as we chip away at my “birthday wish list” anything “jump out at you” for first in line? potential dates/times/etc? oh, let me tell you my “devious designs” in reference to my wife’s work schedule, while you’re thinking….
·       Jun 15 11:40 PM Kris: she has basically about a little over one full day off from her 24 hour/day 6 days a week job.
·       Jun 15 11:40 PM Kris: I asked her to take off from Thursday night through Friday night.
·       Jun 15 11:40 PM Kris: which leaves me free and available to you all the rest of the time.
·       Jun 15 11:41 PM Kris: from Saturday morning through Wednesday nites – take your pick(s), places, times, days, events, etc.
·       Jun 15 11:41 PM Sassy: Wow
·       Jun 15 11:42 PM Kris: one more “fantasy” – I could pick you up at your work, bring you to my house and bring you back to your work in the morning any day of the week.
·       Jun 15 11:43 PM Kris: might not be your preference, if it was too tiring and too much…cuz I know there are days you’re probably exhausted from the b.s. you’ve had to put up with lately and may just want to go home and chill, but it’s an option… if you wanted to sometime.
·       Jun 15 11:44 PM Kris: now that you’re not a stranger anymore to sleeping next to me. : D
·       Jun 15 11:44 PM Kris: but you might not get enough sleep, especially if I got horny at about 4:00 a.m.  Devil Kris. 
·       Jun 15 11:45 PM Kris: ok…your turn and it’s getting late. I don’t have to get up early but probably will and you do. let me know if it’s time to go.
·       Jun 15 11:46 PM Sassy: It could work to leave work with you. Let me think more about the logistics
·       Jun 15 11:46 PM Kris: ok
·       Jun 15 11:47 PM Kris: gave you lots to think about….let me know what you want to do first…next…when…etc.
·       Jun 15 11:47 PM Sassy: MIght be able to go to dinner, tour my office, then head out.
·       Jun 15 11:47 PM Kris: sounds wonderful!
·       Jun 15 11:48 PM Kris: just would need to fit with my schedule. have some nights I work later. some I can move, others not – depends on day
·       Jun 15 11:48 PM Sassy: Sure
·       Jun 15 11:49 PM Kris: when are you thinking? for me this week it could be Wed or Thurs.
·       Jun 15 11:49 PM Sassy: Need to check with Hubby
·       Jun 15 11:49 PM Kris: k
·       Jun 15 11:50 PM Kris: will he be ok with idea…in general?
·       Jun 15 11:50 PM Sassy: Sure
·       Jun 15 11:50 PM Kris: k
·       Jun 15 11:51 PM Kris: know he depends on you a lot…but assuming he can manage a night alone here and there
·       Jun 15 11:52 PM Sassy: Yes. I think he likes a little break now and then
·       Jun 15 11:52 PM Sassy: He invites his ladies over sometimes
·       Jun 15 11:53 PM Kris: does he ask you to just find something to do? to go someplace for awhile?
·       Jun 15 11:53 PM Kris: or wait for when you’re naturally out and about?
·       Jun 15 11:54 PM Sassy: the latter
·       Jun 15 11:54 PM Kris: so from his point of view it’s just an opportunity to have someone over
·       Jun 15 11:55 PM Sassy: Or just be able to sleep late, not ferry me to work
·       Jun 15 11:55 PM Kris: does he “verbalize” times he enjoyed being with you like today?
·       Jun 15 11:57 PM Kris: sorry if I seem so nosy…your relationship fascinates me, different than any I’ve encountered before.
·       Jun 15 11:58 PM Sassy: Sometimes
·       Jun 15 11:58 PM Sassy: It’s okay. I know we’re odd.
·       Jun 16 12:00 AM Sassy: Maybe you’ll have dinner with us sometime.
·       Jun 16 12:02 AM Kris: I started writing this long thing…before you typed “have dinner with us” That would be REALLY different…are you teasing me? You’re not “odd” but very different and from my perspective as your “boyfriend/AM man/lover/whatever”, the side of you that you don’t see as so Sexy is sexy to me in a certain way because I admire the qualities of character that make you so devoted, caring, and unselfish. those things might not fit your idea of being Sexy Sassy, but they attract me to you in a way that translates into my sexual attraction to you as well…which I suppose makes me a little “different” in my own weird way.
·       Jun 16 12:04 AM Sassy: I am not teasing about dinner with us. He has made me meet his women… seems only fair!
·       Jun 16 12:05 AM Kris: So you didn’t want to, but had to….so you want to “get back at him”? (teasing!)
·       Jun 16 12:05 AM Sassy: Although he will get the better end of the deal… his woman are mostly icky.
·       Jun 16 12:05 AM Kris: Why will he get the better end of the deal…because I’ll be nice to him and not “icky?”
·       Jun 16 12:08 AM Sassy: Yes. You are much better.
·       Jun 16 12:09 AM Kris: Well…thank you for thinking so but he may not appreciate that! LOL!
·       Jun 16 12:10 AM Kris: Meaning he may not recognize it in any way, may not think “Gee…how come I only get these “icky” women and my wife manages to get this nice guy.” YOU may be thinking that…but that point may not even occur to him…
·        Jun 16 12:11 AM Sassy: He is not like that… he is much further along the “polyamorous” scale than I am
·       Jun 16 12:11 AM Sassy: And he has very low self-esteem, so it would make sense to him that I attract better people
·       Jun 16 12:12 AM Kris: but will he actually judge me as “better” in any, or some way?
·       Jun 16 12:12 AM Sassy: I think so. He knows the women were icky
·       Jun 16 12:12 AM Sassy: It usually took him awhile to figure it out
·       Jun 16 12:12 AM Sassy: but he got there
·       Jun 16 12:13 AM Kris: so how does my above statement not fit his polyamorous view…what part of what I said doesn’t “fit” his way of thinking?
·       Jun 16 12:14 AM Kris: I may be taxing you brain right now…if so, let me know. LOL!
·       Jun 16 12:14 AM Kris: plus it’s getting late…don’t want to keep you up too late. work tomorrow (hate to remind u).
·       Jun 16 12:14 AM Sassy: He would evaluate you as a person
·       Jun 16 12:15 AM Sassy: not particularly mixed up in what you’re doing with me, other than he is glad I have someone to be nice to me
·       Jun 16 12:15 AM Sassy: I should go… don’t want to…
·       Jun 16 12:15 AM Kris: understand…need sleep….
·       Jun 16 12:16 AM Sassy: It is soooo good to talk with you!
·       Jun 16 12:16 AM Kris: Big kiss on the mouth…some tongue….big hug….nite!
·       Jun 16 12:16 AMSassy: Mmm… sweet dreams sweetie peteetie

·       Jun 16 12:16 AM Kris: : D
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Incognito Browsing Lesson

Saturday, June 14, 2014
Me: Good morning Mr Hanky Panky Spanky! 9:24 AM
Me: Who were you rooting for in the Stanley Cup? I keep an eye on baseball and figure skating. 9:27 AM
Kris: Good morning! 9:44 AM
Kris: Didn’t really care that much who won…it was “do or die” for NY Rangers so leaning toward them as “underdogs”. Just checked and LA Kings beat them in double overtime…won Stanley Cup. baseball and figure skating. we’ll see if I can remember! ANYHOW on with the day. Smooch! 9:55 AM
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Me: Hiya beguiling smiling man! How’re you doing this fine evening? 8:04 PM
Kris: Frustrated…dealing with paying bills…providing info to company to refinance mortgage but both computer and printer/scanner acting up. Arrgh! Was thinking of texting u one second before u texted me! Wanted to chat with u BADL .but now have to do work till midnight. 🙁 How u doin? 8:14 PM
Me: Sorry to hear you aren’t having fun! Hope it resolves easily. I’m good – had a little excursion to Stoughton, searching for new desk chair for Hubby. Tried the Smokey Bones BBQ place -YUM! 8:16 PM
Kris: Smiling again. your enjoyment is so “out there” makes me laugh. smile. wish I could continue… but have to force myself to work now. 12 is prob too late to chat? 8:21 PM
Kris: Will u still b up at 12…or too late to chat then? 8:29 PM
Me: Not sure. I’ll leave the chat window open until I go to bed. 8:34 PM
Kris: Ok. if u go to bed text me so i can tuck u in. 😉 “beguiling” is an interesting word. one brief dictionary gives this: “cheating, charming”. THAT made me laugh for sure…in THIS context especially. 8:41 PM
Me: I’ve never got the cheating part. Google define says “charm or enchant (someone), sometimes in a deceptive way. Charm, attract, enchant, entrance, win over, woo, captivate, bewitch, spellbind, dazzle, hypnotize, mesmerize, seduce” which is certainly you! 8:52 PM
Kris: Ah shucks! (this is so painful…want to chat so badly. have to pull myself away. maybe tomorrow if u can’t stay up tonite). 9:00 PM
Kris: Cant resist. no YOU dont get the cheating part. W does…ok REALLY have to resist YOUR charms for awhile. Feel free to respond (or not) but next “check in” for me will b 12. text if/when u go nite nite. so i can tuck u in. 🙂 9:08 PM
Kris: shouldnt b on here but quickly….ask old flame exactly which Harley he’s buying? Wondering if his is more of a “cool, stripped-down bike” than mine. His sounds like it is for tooling around town. Mine is for long distance and comfort (especially back seats…wink!). go to www.harley-davidson.com.  10:29 PM
Kris: Done! still up? chat? 11:47 PM

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·       Jun 14 11:47 PM Kris: Done! Finally! U still up? “chattable” for a bit?
·       Jun 14 11:47 PM Sassy: Hiya!
·       Jun 14 11:48 PM Kris: Got a little life left in ya?
·       Jun 14 11:48 PM Sassy: A little
·       Jun 14 11:49 PM Sassy: What did you want to talk about?
·       Jun 14 11:49 PM Kris: didn’t have anything in particular in mind, just missed chatting with you
·       Jun 14 11:49 PM Sassy: Awww
·       Jun 14 11:49 PM Kris: anything on your mind?
·       Jun 14 11:50 PM Sassy: amazingly brainless!
·       Jun 14 11:51 PM Kris: tired. it’s late…
·       Jun 14 11:53 PM Kris: meant “tired”? asking u
·       Jun 14 11:54 PM Sassy: Yeah…not sure why… I slept a lot
·       Jun 14 11:54 PM Kris: when did you sleep?
·       Jun 14 11:55 PM Sassy: from 11 pm – 5:30 am, then from 8 am to about 11:30 am
·       Jun 14 11:55 PM Sassy: then went to pharmacy, post office, IKEA, Staples and Smokey Bones!
·       Jun 14 11:58 PM Kris: laughing and smiling again at “Smokey Bones” I will never stop enjoying and smiling at your “lusty enjoyment” of food and sex. : )
·       Jun 14 11:58 PM Sassy: I like trying new places, and new dishes
·       Jun 14 11:58 PM Sassy: I had the most evil, delicious dessert
·       Jun 14 11:59 PM Kris: what was it?
·       Jun 14 11:59 PM Sassy: they took little bites of chocolate cake, fried them in donut batter, dusted them with cinnamon and served them with a raspberry dipping sauce
·       Jun 15 12:00 AM Kris: wow! your description alone is “tantalizing”…sounds yummy!
·       Jun 15 12:00 AM Kris: find an office chair for H?
·       Jun 15 12:01 AM Sassy: I think so… we didn’t come home with one, but he saw one he thinks he can order online
·       Jun 15 12:01 AM Kris: from ikea or staples?
·       Jun 15 12:01 AM Sassy: Staples
·       Jun 15 12:01 AM Sassy: Very tricky because he is heavy and broad
·       Jun 15 12:02 AM Sassy: and tall
·       Jun 15 12:03 AM Kris: yeah….most office chairs aren’t built all that sturdy. I bought one from staples and the cheap, plastic wheels had to be replaced in less than a year. metal would be better for bases and wheels but everything’s plastic these days.
·       Jun 15 12:03 AM Sassy: We found a metal one
·       Jun 15 12:03 AM Sassy: He has broken a lot of plastic ones
·       Jun 15 12:03 AM Sassy: and the seats go down and won’t come back up
·       Jun 15 12:04 AM Kris: know what you mean – happens for even average-sized people.  a big guy would probably wear a cheap one out fast. hope the one he has his eye on works out for him.
·       Jun 15 12:05 AM Kris: how far is stoughton?
·       Jun 15 12:05 AM Sassy: He had an old one that was okay. I brought a new one home from the office, told him not to trash his old one until he knew the new one was okay
·       Jun 15 12:05 AM Sassy: Of course he didn’t listen to me
·       Jun 15 12:05 AM Sassy: About 45 min
·       Jun 15 12:05 AM Kris: so what happened…go on…
·       Jun 15 12:06 AM Sassy: new one sucks
·       Jun 15 12:06 AM Kris: not comfortable?
·       Jun 15 12:06 AM Sassy: hurts his legs, it’s too low
·       Jun 15 12:06 AM Sassy: he added a pillow but it doesn’t work
·       Jun 15 12:06 AM Kris: how long’s he been using it?
·       Jun 15 12:07 AM Sassy: a couple of months
·       Jun 15 12:07 AM Kris: was the trip there and back relatively enjoyable/ok?
·       Jun 15 12:07 AM Sassy: Nice to get out and about
·       Jun 15 12:07 AM Kris: no “incidents’ or meltdowns?
·       Jun 15 12:08 AM Sassy: not this time
·       Jun 15 12:08 AM Sassy: there was a little glitch. We went to Staples, then IKEA
·       Jun 15 12:08 AM Kris: well, that’s good….glad you got to get out…it was a nice day.
·       Jun 15 12:08 AM Sassy: IKEA had nothing so we went back to Staples to get the chair, or order one
·       Jun 15 12:09 AM Sassy: I let him go in alone
·       Jun 15 12:09 AM Sassy: He came back out, said he couldn’t get anyone to help him
·       Jun 15 12:09 AM Sassy: *sigh
·       Jun 15 12:09 AM Kris: do you think that’s true…or he isn’t assertive enough?
·       Jun 15 12:09 AM Sassy: He is completely unassertive
·       Jun 15 12:10 AM Kris: so he’d just passively wander around and if no one approached him he wouldn’t ask for help?
·       Jun 15 12:10 AM Sassy: If it involves interrupting someone or asking for help, not happening
·       Jun 15 12:10 AM Kris: Hmmmm. so did you offer to go back in with him?
·       Jun 15 12:11 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Jun 15 12:11 AM Sassy: Or go myself
·       Jun 15 12:11 AM Kris: what did he say?
·       Jun 15 12:11 AM Sassy: He just wanted to go home
·       Jun 15 12:11 AM Sassy: Said he’d deal with it online
·       Jun 15 12:11 AM Kris: hard to know the quality of something online though
·       Jun 15 12:12 AM Sassy: He will order the one he sat in there
·       Jun 15 12:12 AM Kris: at staples?
·       Jun 15 12:12 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Jun 15 12:12 AM Kris: well that makes sense
·       Jun 15 12:12 AM Kris: would you have been able to fit it in your car?
·       Jun 15 12:13 AM Sassy: I think so
·       Jun 15 12:13 AM Sassy: the back folds down
·       Jun 15 12:13 AM Kris: probably would have.
·       Jun 15 12:13 AM Kris: have any plans for tomorrow?
·       Jun 15 12:13 AM Sassy: Nope.
·       Jun 15 12:14 AM Sassy: You?
·       Jun 15 12:14 AM Kris: I should probably finally put the garden in…didn’t get to it last weekend and now it’s late. will probably buy veggie plants instead of starting so much from seed. growing season short now.
·       Jun 15 12:14 AM Kris: I’d like to chat with you tomorrow. if you’re free before it gets too late.
·       Jun 15 12:15 AM Sassy: Sounds good
·       Jun 15 12:16 AM Sassy: I like chatting with you.
·       Jun 15 12:16 AM Sassy: And touching you
·       Jun 15 12:16 AM Sassy: And you touching me
·       Jun 15 12:16 AM Sassy: etc
·       Jun 15 12:17 AM Kris: ok. have to insert this in the front. ME TOO! now this is what I started to write: Saturday nights are probably best for chatting cuz don’t have to get up for work next day. should try to get work done ahead of time. have a “preferred” frame of time for tomorrow that would work better than another?
·       Jun 15 12:19 AM Kris: meant Saturday nights but not so late….
·       Jun 15 12:19 AM Sassy: not sure what I’ll get up to
·       Jun 15 12:19 AM Sassy: Probably just be here
·       Jun 15 12:19 AM Sassy: Hubby has to work on a project
·       Jun 15 12:20 AM Kris: there at home?
·       Jun 15 12:20 AM Sassy: yes
·       Jun 15 12:21 AM Kris: just going to put this out there – I think about you…A LOT.
·       Jun 15 12:22 AM Kris: fantasize – some sexual…some just being with you doing stuff.
·       Jun 15 12:24 AM Sassy: Really?
·       Jun 15 12:24 AM Sassy: I hope it brightens your day
·       Jun 15 12:25 AM Kris: yes. it does brighten my day! does that surprise you? that I think about you a lot? wish I had more money…will have a little more in a couple of weeks to do more things, go some place, get a room if your place isn’t available. you can come to my place soon but week days may not work for you and weekends you have lunch with mom but been fantasizing about that – you coming here
·       Jun 15 12:25 AM Kris: or boating. or visiting your work…
·       Jun 15 12:26 AM Kris: or visiting some of your favorite places.
·       Jun 15 12:26 AM Kris: or HAVING LUNCH WITH YOU AND YOUR MOM!!!! ; D
·       Jun 15 12:26 AM Sassy: Hee
·       Jun 15 12:27 AM Kris: I was intrigued at what you actually said to your mom about buying batteries.
·       Jun 15 12:27 AM Sassy: Oh?
·       Jun 15 12:28 AM Sassy: That is very rare for me. I am usually the good girl 100%
·       Jun 15 12:28 AM Kris: You didn’t lie to her. you just told her “don’t ask”. found that “interesting”
·       Jun 15 12:28 AM Kris: You WERE the good girl 100%. you didn’t lie to her.
·       Jun 15 12:29 AM Sassy: yeah but usually I am not so stupid to buy something that will cause questions without an excuse!
·       Jun 15 12:29 AM Kris: lol!
·       Jun 15 12:29 AM Kris: so who could I be.? that you could live with?
·       Jun 15 12:30 AM Kris: as far as what you would tell your mom and we had lunch together?
·       Jun 15 12:30 AM Sassy: I should’ve gone to another line and paid myself but she was tossing all my stuff on the counter. couldn’t resist letting her pay!
·       Jun 15 12:30 AM Kris: you’re funny!
·       Jun 15 12:30 AM Sassy: I’ve been mulling that over.
·       Jun 15 12:30 AM Kris: come up with anything?
·       Jun 15 12:30 AM Sassy: Wondering if the truth will work
·       Jun 15 12:30 AM Sassy: “This is my friend Kris”
·       Jun 15 12:31 AM Sassy: “from NH”
·       Jun 15 12:31 AM Sassy: “How did you two meet?”
·       Jun 15 12:31 AM Sassy: Online
·       Jun 15 12:31 AM Sassy: Oh… are you married Kris? have children?
·        Jun 15 12:31 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Jun 15 12:32 AM Kris: And! will she be ok with all of that?
·       Jun 15 12:32 AM Sassy: I dunno
·       Jun 15 12:32 AM Sassy: Trying to anticipate what she will say is tricky!
·       Jun 15 12:32 AM Sassy: Like the day we went to the same sex wedding
·       Jun 15 12:33 AM Sassy: and she said she didn’t go for these modern weddings and I was like… How come?
·       Jun 15 12:33 AM Sassy: “They were clapping!” she says
·       Jun 15 12:33 AM Kris: you told me that…that’s hysterical!
·       Jun 15 12:33 AM Sassy: Typical
·       Jun 15 12:34 AM Kris: maybe you could tell her I’m interested in your project…which I am.
·       Jun 15 12:34 AM Sassy: I thought of that
·       Jun 15 12:35 AM Kris: I think she would connect with me more than usual, if I told her what I did for a living before this job
·       Jun 15 12:35 AM Sassy: oh?
·       Jun 15 12:35 AM Kris: very likely
·       Jun 15 12:35 AM Sassy: what did you do before?
·       Jun 15 12:36 AM Kris: you’ll have to wait until I tell her at lunch. I want to get laid a few more times first. don’t want to blow your mind and scare you off so soon.
·       Jun 15 12:37 AM Sassy: Oh please…
·       Jun 15 12:37 AM Sassy: Unless you were a Republican fund raiser, it’s fine
·       Jun 15 12:38 AM Kris: come on now. you’re losing your characteristic “low level of curiosity” becoming a little “flappable” here.
·       Jun 15 12:38 AM Kris: nope…not a Republican fund raiser
·       Jun 15 12:38 AM Sassy: I have a low level of curiosity? Nosy Sassy?
·       Jun 15 12:39 AM Sassy: I am always poking around in your head!
·       Jun 15 12:39 AM Sassy: And many parts of your body.  : )
·       Jun 15 12:39 AM Kris: poking around with your head is more like it.
·       Jun 15 12:40 AM Kris: I’ll tell you something I shouldn’t (again).
·       Jun 15 12:40 AM Kris: I almost got caught by W today…
·       Jun 15 12:40 AM Sassy: Caught doing what?
·       Jun 15 12:40 AM Kris: forgot to clear the internet browser.
·       Jun 15 12:41 AM Sassy: What would she have seen?
·       Jun 15 12:41 AM Kris: all of our emails on Yahoo
·       Jun 15 12:42 AM Kris: she was logging into her email account and my mischief user name showed up in the drop-down menu.
·       Jun 15 12:42 AM Kris: she asked me if I created an account with that name
·       Jun 15 12:42 AM Sassy: yikes
·       Jun 15 12:42 AM Kris: I said, no…have no idea what you’re talking about.
·       Jun 15 12:43 AM Kris: fortunately she didn’t open it…and I acted calmly and let her continue until she was done.
·       Jun 15 12:43 AM Sassy: eep
·       Jun 15 12:43 AM Kris: then I cleared the browsing history and reset it so that even the usernames don’t get repopulated.
·       Jun 15 12:43 AM Sassy: do you know how to browse incognito?
·       Jun 15 12:44 AM Kris: not sure what you mean?
·       Jun 15 12:44 AM Sassy: there is a way to browse so it doesn’t leave any history
·       Jun 15 12:44 AM Kris: no…I only know how to clear it when I’m done.
·       Jun 15 12:44 AM Sassy: which browser do you use?
·       Jun 15 12:45 AM Kris: mostly Google Chrome, sometimes IE.
·       Jun 15 12:46 AM Sassy: Okay. In Chrome – go to FILE at the upper left. 3rd option down is “new incognito window”
·       Jun 15 12:46 AM Sassy: It won’t track anything you do there
·       Jun 15 12:47 AM Kris: just did. give a description of how it works…just like you’re saying…cool!
·       Jun 15 12:47 AM Sassy: It’s a little odd as it won’t remember other stuff you may be used to a browser saving… but it is so much safer!
·       Jun 15 12:47 AM Sassy: I think it’s funny how it says “watch out for people standing behind you!”
·       Jun 15 12:48 AM Kris: right…I’ll take “safer” any day in this situation!
·       Jun 15 12:48 AM Sassy: I think all the browsers have something similar these days
·       Jun 15 12:48 AM Kris: just read the “people standing behind you” warning – that IS funny!
·       Jun 15 12:49 AM Sassy: You can tell in Chrome because the upper border is blue
·       Jun 15 12:49 AM Sassy: and there’s a little secret guy on the upper right
·       Jun 15 12:49 AM Sassy: There… you learned something!
·       Jun 15 12:50 AM Kris: THANKS!
·       Jun 15 12:52 AM Sassy:  ; )
·       Jun 15 12:53 AM Kris: If keeping me around a little longer is something you’d want to do, helping me not get caught could be in your self-interest. ; ) but remember that if I get caught you will NOT be harmed in any way. your true identity will NOT be disclosed (even if my wife was curious–which I highly doubt she would be) and NO ONE will “come after you” to hurt you. you’ll just lose an “ok fuck buddy”…
·       Jun 15 12:54 AM Kris: I, on the other hand, will be in deep doo doo, which I’m going to do everything in my power to avoid!
·       Jun 15 12:54 AM Sassy: Usually if you lie low, wait about 3 weeks, we could start up again
·       Jun 15 12:54 AM Kris: r u serious?
·       Jun 15 12:54 AM Sassy: That’s the usual pattern
·       Jun 15 12:55 AM Sassy: It feels like the end of the world but then… it isn’t
·       Jun 15 12:55 AM Sassy: Remind me to give you the 10 tips on what to do and not do if you get caught.
·       Jun 15 12:55 AM Sassy: A blogger wrote a very perceptive post about it
·       Jun 15 12:56 AM Kris: ok….you could email it to me
·       Jun 15 12:56 AM Kris: hope to never have to use it, but might be interesting to read.
·       Jun 15 12:58 AM Sassy: Definitely want to be prepared, so you don’t ever need it. : )
·       Jun 15 12:58 AM Kris: u were tired when we started over an hour ago. how u doing?
·       Jun 15 12:58 AM Sassy: You energize me
·       Jun 15 12:58 AM Kris: same here  : )
·       Jun 15 12:58 AM Kris: r u finished “talking to me” about my “low self-esteem”? LOL!
·       Jun 15 1:00 AM Sassy: Are you finished being self-deprecatory?
·       Jun 15 1:00 AM Kris: do you want me to be finished? Sometimes I think it’s fun… hmmm
·       Jun 15 1:01 AM Sassy: You thought about this affair thing for awhile right?
·       Jun 15 1:01 AM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Jun 15 1:02 AM Sassy: You planned and plotted and wrote a profile and dreamed?
·       Jun 15 1:02 AM Kris: yes
·       Jun 15 1:02 AM Sassy: and you did it!
·       Jun 15 1:03 AM Kris: well….”sort of” but not the way I’d like it to be in every aspect
·       Jun 15 1:03 AM Sassy: Of course… but you have a lot
·       Jun 15 1:03 AM Sassy: you are pretty smart
·       Jun 15 1:04 AM Sassy: And you have a very savvy sassy woman in your clutches
·       Jun 15 1:04 AM Sassy: And you are (mostly) fooling your wife
·       Jun 15 1:05 AM Kris: what do you mean by “I have a lot”?
·       Jun 15 1:07 AM Sassy: You have a sexy smart woman who makes you smile and has fun with you in lots of ways, right?
·       Jun 15 1:07 AM Sassy: And you know how tough that is but you are special. Many guys never make it work. But you have!
·       Jun 15 1:07 AM Kris: yes, but you’re not the problem
·       Jun 15 1:11 AM Sassy: Give yourself credit.
·       Jun 15 1:11 AM Sassy: See what I see.
·       Jun 15 1:11 AM Kris: I haven’t figured it out yet…but there’s something slightly blocking me when we have sex. it’s not you. you’re great. something in my head that I need to figure out how to “clear out” so I can give you a “proper fucking”. I will stop talking about it if you are really sick of hearing it (which I won’t blame you if you are) but it bothers me. but there is a LOT of good things about “you and me” and as time goes on I feel even better about all of that. so what you have said is true… and I am very thankful to have a savvy sassy woman to be with.
·        Jun 15 1:12 AM Sassy: Like with any new thing, you can’t expect it to jump in and have it be perfect and know how to deal.
·       Jun 15 1:12 AM Sassy: It takes time and practice and a lot of thinking
·       Jun 15 1:12 AM Sassy: (even though less thinking might be better but never mind, I know better than to ask that of you!)
·       Jun 15 1:13 AM Kris: ha ha
·       Jun 15 1:13 AM Kris: I like it when you get REALLY sassy with me. like when you gave me the finger on the sofa. that was so “unlike you”. it really made me laugh.
·       Jun 15 1:14 AM Kris: but the coffee cup rebuke scared me a little, like “oh shit” she’s actually pissed off at me.
·       Jun 15 1:16 AM Sassy: What coffee cup rebuke?
·       Jun 15 1:16 AM Kris: you’re teasing me now…right?
·       Jun 15 1:17 AM Sassy: no. I don’t know what you are referring to
·       Jun 15 1:17 AM Kris: seriously?!
·       Jun 15 1:19 AM Sassy: Yes. I don’t think I’ve ever rebuked anyone
·       Jun 15 1:21 AM Kris: you sent me a pic of a coffee cup and I said I thought it was going to be something sexual and you said,”should I be miffed? does everything have to be sexual?” maybe “rebuke” is too strong but you ”’chided”me a little and you had never done that before…AT ALL EVER. so I took it seriously and apologized…maybe I read into it too much (since I “overthink” everything. ; )
·       Jun 15 1:23 AM Sassy: Ah! Right… no I was just noticing, wondering
·       Jun 15 1:25 AM Kris: well I don’t want to stop having fun talking about sex with you but it seems like we’ve moved into a slightly “more comfortable” (but NOT boring) stage of not having to have it dominate EVERY sentence of conversation between us. which is a nice segue into——so if we’re going to do any of these “other things” I’ve been dreaming of (and some you’ve suggested”) we should put some on the calendar, if that’s possible, to plan ahead a little.  maybe think about some things if we can chat tomorrow. the “window of opportunity” during the few weeks of my wife being gone is one I’d like to take advantage of….with YOU!
·       Jun 15 1:26 AM Sassy: Sounds good
·       Jun 15 1:28 AM Kris: so it’s almost 1:30 and I perked you up and you me…. but ready for bed? or still up? I can go either way.
·       Jun 15 1:28 AM Sassy: I still want to talk about sex a lot.  : )
·       Jun 15 1:28 AM Sassy: But It does not have to be tonight.
·       Jun 15 1:29 AM Kris: I would wonder if you stopped wanting to. lol!
·       Jun 15 1:29 AM Kris: me too!…want to.
·       Jun 15 1:30 AM Kris: go ahead
·       Jun 15 1:31 AM Sassy: Hee hee
·       Jun 15 1:31 AM Sassy: I keep thinking about THE SOFA!
·       Jun 15 1:31 AM Sassy: And I get all tingly
·       Jun 15 1:31 AM Sassy: kinda of pulsing right now
·       Jun 15 1:31 AM Sassy: thinking of you
·       Jun 15 1:32 AM Sassy: methodically figuring out how to make that little vibe work wonders on me!
·       Jun 15 1:32 AM Kris: me figuring it out?
·       Jun 15 1:32 AM Sassy: trying different things
·       Jun 15 1:33 AM Sassy: until BOOM
·       Jun 15 1:33 AM Kris: I was surprised – you not being a “clit girl” and all
·       Jun 15 1:33 AM Sassy: Me too!
·       Jun 15 1:33 AM Sassy: I want to find the magic spots on you
·       Jun 15 1:33 AM Sassy: Been thinking about that
·       Jun 15 1:35 AM Kris: you do find them. you explore all over…but men are pretty “simple” it’s really in one main place which doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out or find and you know EXACTLY where it is and skillfully work it till I come every time….other than me selfishly fucking you to come inside you.
·       Jun 15 1:36 AM Kris: not to question your reporting (again!) but not sure about that “boom”
·       Jun 15 1:36 AM Sassy: I want to try that sensitive spot, and around your ass, and at the top, where your gorgeous cock comes out of your body
·       Jun 15 1:37 AM Kris: I promise I won’t stop you. lol
·       Jun 15 1:37 AM Sassy: I hope some of that feels really good
·       Jun 15 1:37 AM Kris: I don’t see how I COULDN’T but it will be fun to find out!
·       Jun 15 1:38 AM Sassy: Anticipation is a good thing
·       Jun 15 1:38 AM Kris: yes…but you know something else I was thinking about
·       Jun 15 1:39 AM Sassy: what?
·       Jun 15 1:39 AM Kris: we had this “plan” the last time but it kind of got “reversed” where I got to “do you” first and I really like that…..then later you did me…..but not what we planned but that was fine.
·       Jun 15 1:41 AM Sassy: I worried that you’d be disappointed
·       Jun 15 1:42 AM Sassy: I wish I knew exactly what worked… the music, the naked/not dynamic, the sofa, the vibe, talking…
·       Jun 15 1:42 AM Kris: NO. it goes back to wanting to be able to give you pleasure. that disappoints me more than not receiving it…..receiving it (especially from YOU) is the easy part and one way or the other you ALWAYS “give it to me”….no disappointment.
·       Jun 15 1:43 AM Kris: I was thinking about that too. it’s tempting to try and “duplicate” experiences but it doesn’t always work that way.
·       Jun 15 1:43 AM Kris: sometimes “things just happen” even an “overly-analytical” guy like me has to accept that reality once in a while. lol
·       Jun 15 1:44 AM Sassy: I’m hoping now that I’ve been able to cum, I can do it again and again
·       Jun 15 1:44 AM Kris: I want to believe you did cum. don’t get mad at me.
·       Jun 15 1:46 AM Kris: not to change the subject…but I have to laugh at the two of us.
·       Jun 15 1:46 AM Sassy: oh?
·       Jun 15 1:46 AM Kris: we say we don’t have to talk about sex tonight then launch right into it. that amuses me…but it’s fun!
·       Jun 15 1:47 AM Kris: sorry – weird sense of humor…case you haven’t figured that out yet.
·       Jun 15 1:48 AM Kris: so I want to believe you did cum. don’t get mad at me (deja vu all over again)
·       Jun 15 1:49 AM Kris: sorry. you must feel like you’re in the twilight zone chatting with me sometimes. jump from one thing to another.
·       Jun 15 1:50 AM Kris: your turn (if you’re still awake)….almost 2 am
·       Jun 15 1:51 AM Sassy: I am trying to figure out how not to clobber you for doubting
·       Jun 15 1:51 AM Kris: now I’m REALLY laughing…but probably shouldn’t be.
·       Jun 15 1:51 AM Sassy: Hubby is wondering why I am giggling
·       Jun 15 1:51 AM Kris: really?
·       Jun 15 1:52 AM Sassy: Why am I giggling? Hmm…
·       Jun 15 1:52 AM Kris: no…is he really wondering?
·       Jun 15 1:52 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Jun 15 1:53 AM Sassy: He is sitting in the recliner reading
·       Jun 15 1:53 AM Kris: by looking at you…”askingly”?
·       Jun 15 1:54 AM Sassy: yes
·       Jun 15 1:55 AM Kris: asking?…..or just looking with that “what’s going on over there” look on his face?
·       Jun 15 1:55 AM Sassy: at least it is giggling and not heavy breathing or moaning!
·       Jun 15 1:55 AM Kris: have you done that with him in the room?!
·       Jun 15 1:55 AM Sassy: He said “Hmmm? What’s so funny?”
·       Jun 15 1:55 AM Kris: what did you say?
·       Jun 15 1:56 AM Sassy: Yeah… bad Sassy
·       Jun 15 1:56 AM Sassy: It just slipped out during a hot cyber session
·       Jun 15 1:56 AM Sassy: I didn’t answer
·       Jun 15 1:57 AM Kris: the heavy breathing and moaning just slipped out?
·       Jun 15 1:57 AM Sassy: yeah
·       Jun 15 1:57 AM Sassy: that was a long time ago
·       Jun 15 1:57 AM Sassy: I should get to bed
·       Jun 15 1:58 AM Sassy: You should too!
·       Jun 15 1:58 AM Kris: me too. night sexy Sassy. I’d really like to chat tomorrow…maybe make some plans.
·       Jun 15 1:58 AM Sassy: but this is so fun!
·       Jun 15 1:58 AM Sassy: okay
·       Jun 15 1:58 AM Sassy: Sleep well!

·       Jun 15 1:58 AM Kris: sweet dreams!
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BELIEVE YOU’RE SEXY!

Friday, June 13, 2014
Me: Good morning Mr Luscious Lips! TGIF! 7:34 AM
Kris: Mr. Luscious Lips? Sure u aren’t thinking of someone else? 😉 Good morning to you too! And yes…tgif! Did u read my last text last nite with two questions? No “skillful dodging” (might have to add that to the affairs contract…wink) So? Answers? Tap, tap, tap…. Pesky Kris 😉 7:53 AM
Me: 1) No. 2) Yes! 8:01 AM
Kris: Knew I shouldn’t have pushed on the first one…usually goes that way. I’ll try again later…give u time to think about it. ;). On #2 just have to believe u. 😉 8:05 AM
Kris: Your direct concise crystal clear answers made me laugh. Woke up “down and grumpy”. Now I’m smiling. thanks! 8:09 AM
Me: Yay for smiles! It’s ooky out so I am making my own sunshine and spreading it around! We need to talk about your self-esteem! BELIEVE YOU’RE SEXY! BELIEVE YOU MAKE ME WET! 8:32 AM
Kris: Ok…i’m not fishing but you’re always so positive and eager to encourage and please. I worry you’re “imagining me” more than “what u actually experience”. oh well…thanks for spreading your own special sunshine around! 8:50 AM
Kris: Can’t resist…”wet” no doubt. cumming? Hmmm? No need to reply…if not really there yet. Wed I was encouraged that we’re at least “moving in the right direction”… 🙂 8:58 AM
Kris: Probably shouldn’t tell u this cuz you worry too much with all the online war stories you hear. but this morning… 11:04 AM
Kris: Lying in bed and wife feels my rib cage (not having sex) and says: “You’re so skinny! There’s nothing there! You should probably stop losing anymore weight. you should ask Doc what your ideal body weight is. For your height you’re probably there, shouldn’t lose any more.”  Then there’s a pause and out of nowhere she says… 11:17 AM
Kris: “When u came home late the other nite i thought u had a girlfriend.” 11:19 AM
Kris: WHAT THE “F”! What IS it with women?!? (That one IS a hypothetical question…no need to answer. And DON’T WORRY AND DON’T CUT BACK ON LUSCIOUS INVITES. I’ve got it covered… trust me. 11:25 AM
Kris: Listening to neil young on radio. thought of you making fun of his singing and radio playlist on SOFA…made me laugh. Smiling again! 1:38 PM
Me: Thanks for your texts! They made me smile even though I could not answer.  Another tough day at the office. *sigh  Here’s to a quiet, relaxing weekend! 4:52 PM
Kris: Glad u enjoyed them! Figured u were busy! Sorry it was a tough day. Been doing lots of fantasizing bout spending time with u…..especially when wife leaves. Besides “main thing” (SEX!) want to do other things, things u mentioned that you’d enjoy. Maybe can chat about them when your brain’s not “fried”. leaving office…to gym then home. Was tempted to ride bike in rain today. Glad better judgment prevailed…in car! Mwah! 5:10 PM
Kris: U calling me strange (email I sent) making me laugh thinking bout it. Smiling AGAIN! 🙂 6:44 PM
Kris: Home from gym…hope u found some form of enjoyment tonite to start the weekend with.  9:56 PM
Me: Been very quiet here. Reading in chat and playing Snood. 10:36 PM
Kris: Nice…unwind…relax. I’m trying to stay awake watching Stanley Cup Final…nodding off…just woke up. game just went into second overtime. I’m guessing your not a “sports girl”. What’s “Snood”? Prob asked before. Maybe u can tell me chatting tomorrow night? 11:53 PM 
Kris: Game still on…can’t stay up. Sweet dreams or Good Morning! (depending on when u read this). Either way – Mwah! Chatty Kris 😉 12:22 AM
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SOFA!

Thursday, June 12, 2014
Kris: Remember…no lying about orgasms either. Should we hire a lawyer to draw up papers in case we end up in a bitter affairs divorce? Wait! No possessions or custody of kids to fight about! (Sorry… there’s that twisted humor again.) GOOD MORNING…Had a wonderful time last nite. Hope u have a good day. Kris. 7:40 AM
Me: Good morning! SOFA! 🙂 7:42 AM
Kris: Lol! 7:42 AM
Me: What bike did you buy? Old Flame just told me he put an order in on a “Electra Glide Deluxe.” 2:45 PM
Kris: Same basic bike with some differences in “whistles and bells” (i.e., accessories). Did u tell him how you’ve been resisting my efforts to get u on it? Maybe he can help me! 😉 4:00 PM
Kris: Just think…you could go to bike week with me to Laconia next week. I’ll buy you a halter top. U can go braless and flash those gorgeous big tits at bikers going by… like a real crazy biker chick. THAT oughta stop traffic! 😉 4:19 PM
Me: It’s spooky you two are going to have the same bike, with all the choices out there. I did tell him of your campaign and my resistance. He said to wait for you to tell me you’re solid on the bike, then go on a back country quiet ride. I am not sassy enough to flash my tits! 5:04 PM
Kris: I knew you weren’t flashy enough to flash your tits! Kidding bout that! But if you’re open to his EXCELLENT and WISE ADVICE I’m pretty close to solid. Got 1500 miles of riding experience already–in just a few short weeks. Lots of quiet country roads where I live! Gives me hope! Tell him thanks! 7:33 PM
Kris: I meant “sassy enough….” 7:33 PM
Me: You are the only one who sees my assets! Ha ha… I will tell him. How’re you this fine evening? My sofa is churning up memories!  7:43 PM
Kris: Wow! I sorta do have an “almost exclusive sexual relationship” with you (for the moment… 😉 Worked out 2 hours…just dropped bike off. home in about 20 minutes. So two questions: 1) If I take old flame’s advice does that mean you might move from “no, never” to “we’ll see”?, and 2) Really? (sofa). No cheating with “exaggerated reports of pleasure.” One last random thought…don’t get distracted….focus on the feet. 😉 8:54 PM
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Meet #12 Clothed Man, Naked Woman

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Kris: Morning! Just got a message says “sleep well…” with time sent of 8:40am today. did u send last night or this morning? ANYHOW, have light work day. Office “Staff Day” – 4 hours of hanging out, food, games outside (on the ocean). Then just a little work. should be able to leave round 4:30-4:45. Hope u gave good day. My ETA is 5:45…. 🙂 !!! 8:53 AM
Me: Good morning! I sent the sleep well text about 11:20 pm. What fine weather for a work outing! Enjoy! 9:19 AM
Kris: Thanks! Strange it took so long for your text to arrive. Hope that never happens if I ever got a time-sensitive invitation to meet with Sassy! Wouldn’t want to miss THAT!!! 😉 9:28 AM
Kris: Sorry to bother u at work (will understand if u can’t reply) but cant resist sharing this “strange and wonderful” 😉 silly thought 9:52 AM
Kris: I was sitting on the toilet and it was a natural place for my mind to wander to the prospect of “future probings in certain places” and thought about how to “clean up” in case it happened (strange to think about–hope DL doesnt gasp at her office chair). ANYHOW, I thought to myself… 10:05 AM
Kris: Well…I suppose I could call my Doc and ask for a script for that colonoscopy prep solution – THAT sure cleans things up! LOL! 10:09 AM
Kris: Sorry, have a very “weird” sense of humor. Grin.. Alfalfa 10:10 AM
Kris: One last thought (you should be so lucky). If my Doc asked why, might end up like u being asked by Mom why u needed double-A batteries…stumped! (very rare for me…but that would be a tough one to explain) 10:20 AM
Kris: Aren’t affairs FUN? I’m having lots of it. Hope my “occasional strangeness” doesn’t weird u out too bad. counting in “Unflappable Sass” (btw..they used that word “unflappable” of how CA Chrome and jockey handled hype and crowd noise before the race – I watched with my Mom too! too bad he didnt win)….. Silly/Frisky Kris 10:27 AM
Me: Figures you mention unflappable. Mom asked me what flappable would look like! 10:29 AM
Kris: She sounds like a fun lady! Work on that lie you can live with…love to have lunch with two of you. Love to see how you”d handle it. Now THAT would be”different” for sure! 😉 10:33 AM
Kris: Will just eat usual…will bring some veggies to eat at your house. you’ll b dessert. (maybe light appetizer too. 😉 11:23 AM
Kris: Eta now 5:45-6:00. got ambushed with b.s. negative performance eval.  stayed to write 2-page rebuttal disagreeing with most of it before willing to sign. politely said “You’re clueless fucking idiots!” (in a “nice but direct way”). leaving office now. hopefully traffic not too bad. I already ate.. so go ahead and eat without me. see you soon! Smile! 4:52 PM
Me: Thanks for the heads-up. Sorry our luck with work is crap. 4:54 PM
Kris: Oh well…life goes on. Usually don’t have to deal with it too much…and frankly dont really care (in my “dotage”)…which they “kind of know”…and just pisses them off more…hoppin on bike now…can’t text and ride! See Ya! 5:03 PM
Kris: Here! 6:02 PM
Me: In the elevator! 6:03 PM
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Kris came over after work, arriving just after 6 pm.  He texted me as he approached and I raced down to the garage to let him in and settle his monster Harley in my parking space.  Hubby had gone off to project meeting.
We hugged and commiserated about various work woes. He’d had an awful performance review, based around one episode where he commented at a staff meeting, in a year of good work. I got yelled at by my bitchy boss in the open office about a spreadsheet she’d asked for in a hurry that was “not pretty.”  
He rubbed my back as I sat at my desk finishing some spicy potato salad I bought at Savenor’s.  That and a seafood salad sandwich made my supper.  I gave him a taste of the potato salad.  He had eaten earlier.  I showed him photos of me on the computer – some current, some old – and some family photos.  He made himself a cup of coffee.  He has a jar stashed on a high shelf.  
We sat on the sofa and talked.  He told me his wife thought of herself as a virgin when they got married, but she had fooled around some with other men and him.  He teases her because she doesn’t recall most of it, where he has very clear memories.  I told him about the same happening to me with Old Flame.  He went to make another cup of coffee, then asked if he could sit on my lap!  I had my legs up on the coffee table, so he straddled those and leaned in for a serious kissing session.  
He went to make another cup of coffee (yes, he is addicted to it!) and I sprawled on the sofa.  He turned on the radio to 100.7 FM and a bunch of 70’s tunes spilled forth… Stairway to Heaven, old Neil Young, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.  He sat on the end of the sofa and pulled my legs onto his lap.  He pressed his hand down my pants and played.  I had set out the toys on my desk – he grabbed a couple.  He took off my shoes, socks and my pants and panties!  He played with his fingers, and I kept him talking… said we were going to mix the normal with the sexy, see how that goes.  I’ve been working on him to talk more, feel free to moan and groan.  He tends to go very silent during sex… not at all like other times!  
I spun a scenario for him about being teenagers, sitting on the couch, listening to music, seeing what he could “get away with.”  He took the rest of my clothes off, so I was naked and he wasn’t.  Something so hot about that!  He got into it.  I picked up the tiny little keychain pink rabbit toy.  That thing really vibrates!  
He played with it inside me.  I picked up the purple tube vibe and pressed it various places on his chest and shoulder and nipple.  He picked up the silver bullet and kept working it along my slit… I listened to the music and closed my eyes and BOOM!  There was an intense, searing heat, like an electric charge.  An amazing feeling!  
We went into my bedroom.  We had talked ahead of time about me trying toys on him, but I suggested we had done enough special tonight… we should focus on making him cum.  He took off his clothes and we sprawled on the bed.  He has such a great body!  He has worked so hard to lose weight and get fit, but doesn’t see himself that way yet.  I tell him every time it occurs to me… he’s thin and muscled and hot!  
He requested a blow job and I took him from flaccid to rock hard with my hands and mouth.  He was sniffling so I asked if he’d taken Viagra.  He admitted he had… but didn’t feel like it helped him.  He had me lie on my back and got beside me, underneath me, like he did when we spent the night after the boat trip.  He came really hard.  Yay!  
He said he felt closer to me again… how at various times he feels a definite step closer.  He keeps thinking that’s it and then he feels closer again.  I told him I had that feeling also and we talked about the times it happened for each of us.
Then it was time for him to dress and go.  I was sad.  I haven’t been sad before… hmmm.  I asked him to remember the SOFA!  He smiled, kissed me and was gone. 
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Kris: Out! listen for toots bye…had wonderful time! Mwah! 10:44 PM
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AA Batteries

Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Me: Good morning hot stuff! 7:24 AM
Kris: Morning! I slept in late…almost never do. Outta coffee – gotta run to get some…cant live without that “caffeine fix” 🙂 u sent text early (7:24) U sleep well last night? 9:54 AM
Me: Hiya! Slept fine. Did you see text with invite for tomorrow evening? 10:09 AM
Kris: Yes! And sent text back saying YES! at 10:05pm last nite right after I got out of gym. text went on and on a little 😉 said goodnite, was going to bed early… blah, blah, blah… U didnt get? Oh well…my actual choice of words was: “ABSO… F’in… LUTELY”! (Little crude– but u get the point. 🙂 10:21 AM
Me: Nope. Didn’t see that. Glad I asked! Yay! Now I have something wonderful to look forward to! 10:23 AM
Kris: Me too! Mwah! 10:24 AM
Kris: Any thoughts about “things to do to u”? (Other than, “Try starting with a better job on some of the basics, Kris.”) LOL! Sorry, u would never say that (even if u thought it  😉 Maybe u could email me something…or not. As you’ve said….what “works” depends on mood…which cant know till “in the moment”. But if u think of something…email ideas. Can’t wait for how you’re planning to “work on me”. Need to find same for YOU! The above is what I said in text last night. (If I could fuck as good as i can send long texts you’d b cumming all over the place…need towels for all the V-juice)… Naughty Spanky 11:31 AM
Kris: May want to get a few more AA batteries for all the toys to have some. Never know when u might need ’em. 😉 And still want to hear how you tried using them on yourself. Take a ride in car – stop someplace private – use your rich imagination together with toys. Could b fun!…not “lonely. Never know till u try! Alfalfa 12:07 PM
Kris: Your standby response to things you’re not sure about: “We’ll see…” is better than “No, never.” But there’s no time like the present. Grab a couple toys before having dinner with mom, then “take your time getting home” 😉 12:17 PM
Me: I bought batteries while I was at Walgreens picking up a prescription for Mom.  She wanted to know what I wanted them for… I was stumped.
Kris: That’s why your online “counselors” say, “Have those ‘stories’ ready!” So when do I get to have lunch with the two of you? Want some help with a story? I’ve got more experience at making stuff up. LOL! 8:53 PM
Kris: Droppin bike off. (Your “Up To The Minute/Mundane/Who Cares? Report”brought to you live from Silly Kris). So what time is the game room open tomorrow nite? 🙂 10:33 PM
Me: Ha ha. I adore knowing where, what you’re doing! You may arrive any time after 5:30 pm Wed. 10:35 PM
Kris: 🙂 10:54 PM
Kris: Home…tired…goin to bed. Your first name is such a beautiful name…wanted to name my oldest daughter that…but lookin forward to lots of Sass soon! Big kiss nite. Kris. 11:10 PM
Me: Sleep well sweet man. 11:20 PM
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Skin hunger

Monday, June 9, 2014
Kris: Had a momentary twinge of feeling a little “embarrassed” and “exposed” (pun intended) about pics. Like OMG…did I really do that?! Counting on your lusty enjoyment of “all things sensual” to not feel like an “over the top” exhibitionist…or nut case!  LOL Hope u have a good Monday. Kris 7:41 AM
Me: Good morning! Natural feelings, but please don’t worry. Your fun, frisky self came through and your sexy pix are very appreciated! 7:55 AM
Kris: Thanks! Knew i could count on u! Mwah! 8:22 AM
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To: Kris
From: Sassy
Sent: Monday, June 9, 2014, 11:33 AM
Subject: Re: Welcome to my world! (and body…wink!)
Good morning!  I hope your Monday is going well.  I have a few
minutes before my weekly staff meeting and the best way to
use it is writing to you! 
Thank you ever so much for the photos.  They are fascinating!
I’ve never seen such an uncluttered house and cared-for grounds!  
I am used to looking at real estate photos and these are better 
than most!  I hope you can use some of these to get a high price
 for your place.  It looks very private and well-laid out.
   
It was great fun to see “young Kris.”  I’ll have to dig out some of 
my old photos.  Were you scared or stoned or tired on your 
wedding day?  I didn’t see your usual sparkle in that photo. 
I know you think of me as a wild woman, but I have never had
sex in the man’s bed before either!  It’s considered a “no-no” 
in the emr world but I am willing to risk it.  You are only the
second AM man to be in my bed… I have just recently accepted
that is it okay.
  
I am so glad you sent me those photos!  I have been looking
at them and smiling and um… fantasizing!  I have seen a
lot and these are as good or better than the rest! 
I hope the toy play will be a nice enhancement.  I’ve been 
asking around and am surprised how many men have 
never used them!  I can’t believe no woman has explored 
your sexy ass!  Definitely need to practice that some
more. Find that p-spot! 
Thank you very much for sharing your thoughts and feelings and
expectations, and listening to mine.  That should give us a
much better chance of pleasing each other and lasting a
while!  Which I think is a very good thing! 
-S
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Kris: Hope your day’s goin ok. Boss there to aggravate u? 11:47 AM
Me: Going ok. Yes but she cancelled our 10 am meeting. Phew. I wrote you email! How’re you sweetie? 11:51 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, Jun 9, 2014 2:37 PM
Re: Welcome to my world! (and body…wink!)
Hi Sassy!
Thanks for taking the time to look at the pics–and saying that you liked them (all of them!  😉 
Not every space and area in my house is “uncluttered”–but in general try to keep it picked up.  Some areas get “everything dumped there”….and then periodically try to go through them.  For whatever day(s)/dates you join me there I’ll probably “obsess” about trying to make it “perfect.”  Which of course is ridiculous because: 
1) You don’t care so why should I, and 
2) Nothing is every going to be “perfect.”  
Which kind of leads into a segue about you and me….
I’m also glad we can talk about what we think and how we feel about things (whether sex or just “stuff in general”).  And I agree, it probably gives us a better chance to stay together for awhile–if we can talk about stuff and try to figure out solutions.
I had to laugh at your comment about the lack of my “usual sparkle” in my wedding pic.  I think weddings in general are pretty stressful events.  I don’t regret the way we did it–and the ceremony and all–but it’s a lot of formality, and posing for pictures, and interacting with a zillion people.  And of course while I’m trying to get through all of that I’m really thinking, “Let’s get this over with so I can fuck my wife–for the first time!”  (Which, by the way, wasn’t particularly good that night for either of us–LOL!)
Anyhow, I don’t really think of you as a “wild woman”–just a woman who was deprived of having important basic, sexual needs met for a long time–and now wants to have them met–but finds yourself in a situation that for you is “less than ideal”.  Even if you could find the “man of your dreams”–whom you could both deeply love and passionately make love with all the time—leaving H doesn’t seem to me like something you would do for it. As far as the pleasure of sex itself–I see you as kind of “making up for lost time”–and by your own admission maybe made a few mistakes in your “early enthusiasm” about it all. 
If my efforts to bring you to an orgasm have not been successful yet (hoping they will be)–I think for you at least I provide a certain amount of relief from built-up “skin hunger.”  That’s what I call the need we all have to be touched, held, hugged, kissed, fondled, groped—all that “person to person touching” that we all need.  It’s also part of “sex”—in a different but real way.  So besides fucking you–I can rub your back, hug you, kiss you (and deeply and passionately and not just “nice”—cuz you ARE such a GREAT KISSAH!)  But that doesn’t mean I’m willing to “settle” either.  Still got my binoculars out looking for that elusive Big-O bird to appear.
Lots of “firsts” and different things—kissed passionately on the mouth right after a first date on a public busy city sidewalk in front of a restaurant,  groped in a public parking garage on a first date, sex at your house, using toys on you, upcoming sex at my house, upcoming use of toys on me (my house or your house?), anal sex…Wheeeeee!!!  I’m kind of getting to a point where I’m thinking about most anything either of us propose to do along the lines of: “Don’t know how this is going to go…but what the hell!  Sassy’s such a great sport about it all…so patient and kind….what’s the worst thing that can happen?  Might as well ‘give it a spin around the block’ and see what happens.  If it doesn’t work—well,  try something else.”
Just thought of something else.  I’m not as enthusiastic as you about the idea that “Life is not about having great experiences, it’s about having mediocre ones that you write about on Facebook as if they were great!”  However, I DO think “remembering” special moments can “keep the spark alive” to some degree.  Here are 3 REALLY BIG ONES for me so far:  
1)  When you grabbed me and kissed me outside the restaurant on our first date, 
2)  When you groped me in the parking garage, 
3)  When you moved from giving me oral and said “I’m going for bigger fish” and then fucked me on top.  
The first two put me in a trance–a strange feeling I’ve never had before.  Sometimes when I’m at your house I start to feel that way just sitting next to you on the couch.  But it’s also a “two-edged sword”–cuz it could “put me to sleep” as fast as help me “get in the mood” for fucking.  The last one (you initiating fucking me) “brought everything to a different level” for me–not to mention cumming in a way that felt amazing.
Don’t like to think about us ending—but glad we’ve got our own “covenant” about how we’ll do it when it does.  In the meantime—I really like being with you, having sex with you, thinking of fun “other” things to do, chatting, texting and emailing……Mwah!
BTW–it was very “endearing” to me that you would think of something like me having lunch with you and your mom.  Think of a lie you can live with and I’d love to.  (You may not have to lie to H–but even YOU have to lie to certain people…wink!)
Kris
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Kris: Nice when something (or someone) we wish would “go away” for awhile does! Loved your email and replied…with usual “verbosity”. Have to work until 6:00…kind of just waiting/hanging out…having trouble “being productive”. So writing long emails to sexy lover. 😉 Being called “sweetie” is nice, sweet, makes me smile. W just calls me by my name, which is fine…but u using some term of endearment is fun…and different! 2:49 PM
Me: Hiya sugar, Hubby will be out again Wednesday evening. Wanna bring your equipment to my house so I can vibrate it? 9:45 PM

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Cock shots and house photos

Sunday, June 8, 2014
Kris: Good morning! Beautiful sunny day! Hope u can get outside and enjoy. Go for ride someplace with H? I have to spend all day in the garden. Someday soon you’ll see it…up close and personal! 😉 8:42 AM
Kris: How’s day goin? Hope u slept in…we were chatting ’till almost 4! 12:23 PM
Me: Hiya hot stuff! I’m still asleep. 😉 1:18 PM
Kris: Ok… you’re REALLY skillful…texting in sleep! Gonna send u some pics – house…mostly outside, bedroom…pic of my foot…with me attached to it! some “in buff”. some people collect stamps…some coins…and some pics of naked men. 😉 might as well add mine to your collection (unless u tell me not to send, which at this point I kinda doubt. 😉 otherwise….will send later after chores! 1:27 PM
Kris: On second thought…since sometimes “fantasy is better then reality, maybe pics of me would “work against me?” but I’ll send and u can do with them what u will. I trust u completely with them….which in itself says something. 1:45 PM
Me: What brought on this photo fest idea? 1:46 PM
Me: I’m vertical. Throwing on clothes. Headed out for dim sum. 1:49 PM
Kris: Nothing in particular – doing garden…some bushes outside pretty in full bloom…one thing led to another…on impulse/whim. would u rather I not…..or omit naked pics? 1:51 PM
Me: Send all! 1:52 PM
Kris: K! 🙂 later. gotta go back to work. couple pics of “Farmer Kris” shirtless in the garden….inspired by “someone” commenting on imagining shirtless man on on a tractor. same old guy. 😉 1:56 PM
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Yahoo emails 
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: 5:23 pm
Subject: hand & cock with cum–after taking all pics and getting self off (fantasies starred “Sassie” and two other women)
The SIXTEEN cock shots
5:27 pm 
Subject: pic of string of pre-cum from Kris’ cock to finger
5:57 pm
Subject: in front of leg and bedroom window–string of pre-cum from Kris’ cock to his finger
6:01 pm
Subject: pic of backyard from bedroom window–with “something” of Kris’ obstructing view
6:04 pm
Subject: Kris on stool taking pic of self in bedroom mirror
6:06 pm
Subject: Kris’ two feet (don’t get distracted–focus on feet 😉
6:08 pm
Subject: Kris–hard, clean and ready to play with Sassy
6:10 pm
Subject: Kris–cleaning up in hopes of a good “licking” from Sassy
6:12 pm
Subject: Kris’ bedroom–full wall of closet door mirrors (ignore silly man in mirror)
6:14 pm
Subject: another pic of Kris’ bedroom closet-door mirrors (again, ignore silly man in mirror)
6:22 pm
Subject: pic of Kris’ foot at sink in bedroom bathroom mirror (again, focus on foot–don’t get distracted 😉
6:26 pm
Subject: “A Study in Sexy Sillyness”: Kris taking pic of self in bedroom bathroom mirror
6:28 pm
Subject: Pic of Kris’ foot (focus on foot–don’t get distracted ;)–taken in mirror at bedroom bathroom sink
6:32 pm
Subject: closeup of pic of Kris’ face in wedding pic on bedroom bureau–[wedding date and age]
6:34 pm
Subject: closeup of Kris’ wedding pic on bedroom bureau
6:36 pm
Subject: pic of bureau in bedroom with things on it–including wedding pic (ignore silly naked man in mirror)

The TWENTY-TWO house photos 
6:42 pm
Subject: pic of Kris’ bed, bureau, and bedroom windows facing backyard
6:43 pm
Subject: pic of Kris’ bed–waiting for Sassy to join him in it
6:46 pm
Subject: pic of Kris’ living room looking out onto driveway–and to deck out back (to right in pic)
7:03 pm
Subject: pic of Kris’ back deck (background of pics Sassy already has from AM)
7:06 pm
Subject: Farmer Kris working in the garden (badly in need of a tan)
7:09 pm
Subject: Farmer Kris in the garden (badly in need of suspenders to keep pants up–since losing weight)
7:11 pm
Subject: Kris in the garden / east and back sides of house in background
7:13 pm
Subject: garden plot with Kris’ house in background
7:27 pm
Subject: garden plot at Kris’ house
7:31 pm
Subject: east side of Kris’ house
7:33 pm
Subject: east side of Kris’ house
7:35 pm
Subject: front and east side of Kris’ house
7:40 pm
Subject: front and east side of Kris’ house
7:44 pm
Subject: front of Kris’ house
7:46 pm
Subject: pond –next to boat in driveway
7:58 pm
Subject: view from road of Kris’ driveway entrance–circular flat-stone walls
8:02 pm
Subject: west and front sides of Kris’ house from distance
8:05 pm
Subject: west/driveway side of Kris’ house
8:18 pm
Subject: west/driveway side of Kris’ house from a distance
8:49 pm
Subject: back of Kris’ house–closer up
9:10 pm
Subject: back side of Kris’ house from far edge of property line
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, Jun 8, 2014 9:40 pm
Subject: Welcome to my world! (and body…wink!)
Hi Sassy,
It took me forever to upload the pics. 36 in all! (accidentally sent one twice).  I guess I send pics the way I grocery shop : ) .  Not sure if it’s my computer or internet connection that was slow.  Anyhow, I tried to put the pics in sort of an “order”—from just the outside of my house to the inside to ME – naked and with close-ups of some of your “favorite parts” : ) !
I appreciate that you’ve invited me so many times to your house to have sex with you.  I hope you will be as comfortable at my house as I’ve been at yours.  I hope you don’t mind that I included a wedding pic of me when I was married (at age xx).  I covered my wife’s face in the pic—but otherwise it sits on my bedroom bureau.  I will probably not have pics of my wife out when you come—but wanted these bedroom pics to be pretty much “the way it is” as I live here every day.
I want to “enter your world” more…work, projects, favorite coastal places.  I know where you live—and have had sex with you there.  Now it’s your turn to come to my house in the near future.  You like firsts, so here are some:
  1. You’ll be the first woman (other than my wife) to have sex with me in my own bed, in my own house, in any of my beds/houses ever!  Never done that before!
  2.  You’re the first woman I’ve ever emailed naked pics of myself to.  Never done that before!  (And I know I can trust you completely to keep them safe and be discreet.  And the question of you ever “hurting” me with them isn’t even a remote possibility in my mind.)
  3. You’ll be the first woman to ever use a toy on me (in the future!) of any kind!
  4. You’re already the first woman that has had any kind of anal sex with me and I bet it can feel even better!
I know I’m too “self-deprecatory” about feeling bad about not getting you off yet.  But it’s important to me that you have as much pleasure as you’re giving me (which is a lot!).  Thank you for being patient with me as we keep trying different things.
Well that’s it for now.  I want “more than sex”…but I don’t want to be all “mushy” and “unreal” with you either.  I want you to know that you can trust me.  I’m not going to “b.s.” you and say things that aren’t true.  I don’t know as time goes on exactly what will happen with us.  But I want to repeat that I will keep up my “affair vows” by: 
1) Telling you (ahead of time) if I want to…or decide to…have sex with another woman (other than my wife),   
2) I will not “go silent” or “just disappear” if my desire to continue to have an affair with you changes.  
3) I think there was a third thing…but forget what it was. 
Anyhow…hope you enjoy the pics!  I think the last one came out pretty good, just wish it was you “working your magic” on me—instead of me “taking care of myself.”  I had to do quite a bit of fantasizing (yes, you were in there—with a couple of other women—one at a time–lol)—to get a “pic-ready hard cock” up and keep it up for some of the pics.  By the time I was done taking the pics—I was ready to run the fantasy (and my cock) “to fruition.”  The end result is in that last pic.  But don’t “eat dessert” first!  Look at the other pics first in order….letting yourself “work up to” the last one : ) !
: D
Kris
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Kris: Hope your day went well. Just sent u a message in an email (not “strange”), introducing sending u 36 pics! (Guess I send pics the way I shop…nothing in moderation!). Some are fun…a few I think you’ll think are “hot”. Hope so anyhow!) Mwah! 9:47 PM
Me: Thank you ever so much! You’re a great photographer. I’ve been enjoying them A lot! 
9:56 PM
Kris: 🙂 9:57 PM
Kris: I just realized u probably viewed pics as I sent them…which was not the “order” I was hoping u would. (If that doesn’t make sense…email explains.). Oh well…now that u have them u can keep, delete, store, organize, view any way u want. Serious about “affair vows” (lol) … hope u can come to really trust that. Need to watch at least a little tv with with W now. Hope we can chat tomorrow…if Monday doesn”t “beat u up 10:30 PM
Kris: ….doesn’t beat you up too badly. Nite Sass. Mwah again! Kris 10:32 PM
Me: The photos are very special! I have so many comments but very little brain left. Sleep well sweet man. 10:43 PM