June 6, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Vows of an affair

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Kris: U up? wanna chat? 11:04 PM

Me: Sure 11:05 PM

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· Jun 07 11:06 PM Kris: Hi

· Jun 07 11:06 PM Sassy: Hiya!

· Jun 07 11:07 PM Kris: watcha been up to? having any fun this weekend?

· Jun 07 11:08 PM Sassy: Spent most of the day with Mom, watched the Belmont Stakes horse race, ate cookies

· Jun 07 11:08 PM Sassy: Then went out for Mexican with a theater pal we owed a favor

· Jun 07 11:08 PM Sassy: You?

· Jun 07 11:08 PM Kris: not so much…kinda down lately

· Jun 07 11:09 PM Sassy: Oh?

· Jun 07 11:10 PM Kris: oh well. Life can’t be a thrill a minute all the time…eh?

· Jun 07 11:10 PM Sassy: Probably true.

· Jun 07 11:12 PM Kris: I had to laugh at your response to my email…in which you said I’m a “strange and wonderful man,” was curious about the “strange” part, how you saw that.

· Jun 07 11:13 PM Sassy: quoting to me from diagnostic textbooks has to count as strange!

· Jun 07 11:13 PM Kris: lol…really? how come?

· Jun 07 11:15 PM Sassy: Trust me… quite strange

· Jun 07 11:15 PM Sassy: That I understood it and the sentiment? Wonderful!

· Jun 07 11:16 PM Kris: surely you’ve encountered “much stranger” things. ; )

· Jun 07 11:16 PM Sassy: It’s pretty out there… especially when combined with hitting on me when you’re 80

· Jun 07 11:17 PM Kris: ok…lol…I guess I’m in my own strange world sometimes. will try to come back to earth…beam me back Sassy!

· Jun 07 11:18 PM Sassy: It is fun! Don’t stop being you.

· Jun 07 11:19 PM Kris: well…would be pretty hard to be someone else…not worth the effort!

· Jun 07 11:20 PM Kris: speaking of “who we are”…I was thinking a lot today about how much of a mystery you are to me. that I still don’t really know or “get you” in many ways…and am very curious.

· Jun 07 11:20 PM Sassy: Hunh. I feel like I’ve shared more with you than any other AM man!

· Jun 07 11:21 PM Kris: I don’t doubt that…but there’s more I’m curious about, or trying to make sense of, or figuring out how to respond to.

· Jun 07 11:24 PM Sassy: You can ask? I will tell.

· Jun 07 11:27 PM Kris: I know… it’s not something I need to “hurry up”. I’m sure eventually I will and you’ll tell. it’s mostly about how you understand and experience sexual relationships. You say we’re similar – in some ways we may be but in some ways we’re different. sometimes I find it exciting….and other times not sure how I feel about it. but that also is part of what makes this whole thing “interesting”. want to have good sex, but there’s more….for me anyhow and figuring out “what it is” is very “different” for me. this is my first affair in 25 years. so there are some feelings to sort out. don’t know if that happened to you at first or not.

· Jun 07 11:28 PM Sassy: Of course

· Jun 07 11:29 PM Kris: such as?

· Jun 07 11:31 PM Sassy: I spent forever figuring out how to make the switch from linear “normal” relationships (meet, date, love, sex, marriage etc) to non-linnear (meet, sex, more sex)

· Jun 07 11:31 PM Sassy: Beat myself up a lot

· Jun 07 11:31 PM Sassy: Then got over it

· Jun 07 11:31 PM Sassy: I don’t ever want to squash your feelings

· Jun 07 11:32 PM Kris: you’re not…why would you say that?

· Jun 07 11:33 PM Sassy: Just want to be sure you know you don’t have to be afraid to talk about them or not talk about them… whatever works. Just because I am trying “not to be serious” doesn’t mean you have to match that

· Jun 07 11:36 PM Kris: I understand that…and for the most part feel pretty free to talk to you about things. I “kind of” know what you mean by “not to be serious”but explain a little more. this is the “different” part. I’m not interested in you being someone else or me trying to be like you. accepting differences is ok. I just have a very “high level of curiosity” (which you have a lot of patience with–but some people find very annoying). lol

· Jun 07 11:40 PM Sassy: You are wondering how I can be so casual?

· Jun 07 11:41 PM Kris: yes…if that’s what you mean by “not to be serious”….

· Jun 07 11:42 PM Sassy: I don’t want to sound pitiful… but you can only kick a puppy so many times before he will stop running to you

· Jun 07 11:43 PM Kris: meaning you have low expectations in terms of how much people really care….other than just having the pleasure of sex for its own sake, based on painful experiences?

· Jun 07 11:45 PM Sassy: I came into this a very trusting, open, loving person and I got lied to, stomped on, tossed aside… over and over and over and over again.

· Jun 07 11:45 PM Kris: into this meaning having sex, hoping for more, being disappointed?

· Jun 07 11:47 PM Sassy: Talking to men online… trying to figure out if there’s a connection… starting to feel one… maybe meeting… thinking that went really well or was at least worth exploring and… slience.

· Jun 07 11:50 PM Kris: so now you’ve make an “adjustment” to something else. which is what I’m trying to understand .I hope it’s ok that I’m asking you this. I want to have good sex with you but I want to know you. I probably have greater “intimacy” needs then most men you’re used to. I don’t want to get “too heavy” or “scare you away” but I can’t make myself be someone I’m not and you telling me who you really are – all parts – matters to me and effects having sex with you for me too, which is probably the opposite of what many people are looking for in affairs. though you would know better than me, since this is much newer to me.

· Jun 07 11:52 PM Sassy: My first affair I went super deep – with old flame… pinning lots of dreams and hopes and love and…it turns out even Mr. Honorable military man lies… so many lies… and being told I’m great but there is someone else who is right for him… two other women in fact… who are young and athletic and fun and cook and… of course he’s right and I am an idiot but wow it makes trusting tough.

· Jun 07 11:54 PM Sassy: I want to believe that you are different.

· Jun 07 11:54 PM Kris: thank you for telling me that. I was struggling with some trust things today between you and me, which is mostly about our differences… that I need to accept and am trying to figure out how to get used to

· Jun 07 11:55 PM Kris: I want to tell you something that is a little embarrassing… but illustrates the “difference”

· Jun 07 11:55 PM Kris: between how you’ve learned to “settle” and be “casual” and where I am really at emotionally in this right now.

· Jun 07 11:56 PM Kris: it’s a little embarrassing, but I’ll tell you. I think it’s “to the point” of this conversation.

· Jun 07 11:57 PM Kris: so I haven’t been on AM since I met you, except for maybe once or twice and not recently, but I still get messages from the site sent to my Yahoo email account.

· Jun 07 11:58 PM Kris: I get notified when a new woman is added to AM, which as you know is a “big deal” to men since the ratio is so disproportionate between men and women.

· Jun 07 11:58 PM Kris: when I got that notice I thought of going on the site to see what was going on.

· Jun 07 11:59 PM Kris: but as soon as I thought that I couldn’t because in my mind that would be the equivalent of “cheating” on the affair I’m having with you.

· Jun 07 11:59 PM Kris: which is “very weird” since I’m cheating on my wife who I really still love.

· Jun 07 11:59 PM Kris: but I couldn’t do it….

· Jun 08 12:00 AM Kris: because I don’t think I can do “really casual sex” with several people.

· Jun 08 12:00 AM Kris: frankly, I’m not particularly interested in even trying.

· Jun 08 12:01 AM Kris: so for now, you’re it. but you’re “different” than me in that way… and I need to adjust to that and figure out how to manage it and I don’t want you to be someone you’re not either….but you telling me that you’ve adjusted to being hurt and lied to is sad. but also creates trust and intimacy

· Jun 08 12:02 AM Sassy: Why do you consider that embarrassing? How is focusing on me bad?

· Jun 08 12:03 AM Kris: well… you’re different than me in that way….so it’s a little embarrassing.

· Jun 08 12:04 AM Sassy: I am not focusing on anyone else.

· Jun 08 12:05 AM Sassy: You are the first AM man who has made me stop looking.

· Jun 08 12:05 AM Kris: I know…but you have “other” sexual experiences that I couldn’t have even if you’re only “physically” with me and even those are something I couldn’t do, if that makes any sense to you.

· Jun 08 12:06 AM Sassy: What are you referring to?

· Jun 08 12:08 AM Kris: well… like the last meet when you said you could call the guy you had phone sex with so I could watch you get off – that’s VERY different for me… and forces me to try to figure stuff out in ways I’m not used to.

· Jun 08 12:09 AM Sassy: I don’t remember it being phrased quite that way… more of a joke… I cannot see that actually happening.

· Jun 08 12:11 AM Kris: I know….”sort of” a joke… but also part of who you really are…..and your return to talking about your hurt and being lied to by old flame, and now learning to “not trust” and have “casual sex” because that’s what you expect.

· Jun 08 12:11 AM Sassy: I do recall when I would have thought all of this was totally impossible and bizarre.

· Jun 08 12:12 AM Sassy: But… it just happens. And it doesn’t feel wrong or bad… in fact mostly good. And the men seem to find it helpful and I like helping.

· Jun 08 12:13 AM Sassy: But it does not feel connected to you, or a reflection of my feeling for you and a judgment of the quality of “us”

· Jun 08 12:13 AM Kris: so that’s the part that is VERY different for me…that you can disconnect it in that way. if I were getting off with other women on the phone I would feel like I was cheating on both my wife AND you. but that’s just me.

· Jun 08 12:15 AM Kris: kind of goes back to your definition of “cheating” i.e., anything you would have to hide from a husband or wife

· Jun 08 12:15 AM Sassy: So it feels like I am cheating on you?

· Jun 08 12:16 AM Kris: no….because in your mind you’re not but in my mind I’m jealous. but don’t expect you to do something else and part of it is also wanting to get you off and not being successful so far, so it’s all kind of “mixed up” right now.

· Jun 08 12:17 AM Kris: I don’t have ANY claims on you in any way…so technically it’s impossible for you to “cheat” on me. again…..part of “figuring this all out” for me.

· Jun 08 12:18 AM Sassy: So you can have sex with your wife, and me… but it bugs you when I talk on the phone or computer with other men?

· Jun 08 12:18 AM Kris: touche!

· Jun 08 12:19 AM Sassy: Fascinating to poke around in your mind…

· Jun 08 12:19 AM Kris: do you think about that…me having sex with my wife?

· Jun 08 12:19 AM Sassy: I am curious about it but only in the “learning another facet of you” way

· Jun 08 12:20 AM Sassy: and figuring out your needs and how to fit in to “what she give” and “what I provide” etc.

· Jun 08 12:20 AM Kris: let me answer your other question with brutal honesty….yes, it “bugs me” to think of you talking on the phone or computer with other men… but your point is fair. I’m having sex with my wife and you but that’s it… not that the “number” really matters.

· Jun 08 12:21 AM Kris: it “bugs me” because there’s a big part of me that I’m actually violating by “cheating”… but obviously don’t value it enough to not, because I’m selfish and want pleasure.

· Jun 08 12:22 AM Sassy: It’s interesting because I have never had anyone who cared enough about me to care if I cheat.

· Jun 08 12:22 AM Sassy: The men who in theory love me push me to “cheat”

· Jun 08 12:23 AM Sassy: Actually tell me to get my needs met elsewhere

· Jun 08 12:26 AM Kris: it’s complicated for me because sex for me by its very nature is a form of intimacy that I kind of want a certain level of “exclusiveness” with, but the whole “affair” thing makes that a lie in and of itself because I’m lying to my wife who I claim to love… so where does that put the whole “trust” thing with a “lover” I’m cheating WITH? very confusing to me on a number of levels, but apparently not enough to stop cuz I want to keep going….at least so far…..you?

· Jun 08 12:29 AM Sassy: I remember very clearly when I crossed the line from “sex is what I do with people I love” to “sex is something I need, want… can get from a man I like… even if I don’t know what it means or if it will happen again”. Not ideal… not where I want to be… just… where I’ve ended up… and hopefully a means to get to a better place.

· Jun 08 12:30 AM Kris: so when did you cross the line…that you remember very clearly?

· Jun 08 12:31 AM Sassy: February 2012

· Jun 08 12:32 AM Kris: after being hurt/betrayed/disappointed by old flame?

· Jun 08 12:33 AM Sassy: no. That was May 2012

· Jun 08 12:33 AM Kris: what happened in Feb that caused it?

· Jun 08 12:34 AM Kris: you probably already told me…but we’ve told each other a TON of stuff….

· Jun 08 12:34 AM Sassy: S’okay

· Jun 08 12:34 AM Kris: meaning?

· Jun 08 12:35 AM Sassy: It’s okay if you don’t remember everything I’ve told you. : )

· Jun 08 12:36 AM Kris: oh good. maybe I should start printing out these conversations and reviewing them in case there’s a test at some point. but sounds like you’re not going to flunk me. : )

· Jun 08 12:37 AM Sassy: You give me hope that you are really different… more honest… more caring.

· Jun 08 12:37 AM Kris: ok…curious about that…but go back to what happened in Feb first….

· Jun 08 12:38 AM Sassy: A man I knew from chat came to Boston for a business meeting

· Jun 08 12:38 AM Kris: k…and?

· Jun 08 12:39 AM Sassy: He was lonely, sad, horny, needing a boost. He wanted to meet, take me out for dinner.

· Jun 08 12:40 AM Sassy: I was pretty sure he would balk at curvy old me, curious to see him after talking for 3 months…

· Jun 08 12:41 AM Sassy: We helped each other out.

· Jun 08 12:42 AM Kris: but why was that the line? what was the context….of what was happening just before that, that caused that to be the “line”?

· Jun 08 12:43 AM Sassy: I did not love him.

· Jun 08 12:43 AM Kris: before that you thought you had to….or were supposed to?

· Jun 08 12:43 AM Sassy: Yes

· Jun 08 12:44 AM Kris: so just the experience of sex without love caused you to feel like that was worth having….and it was ok….pleasurable….”good enough”?

· Jun 08 12:45 AM Sassy: Here was a young (30-something), fit, trim, handsome, wealthy man who wanted to touch me

· Jun 08 12:45 AM Sassy: Was interested in making me feel good

· Jun 08 12:46 AM Sassy: and said I had “mad skillz” that made him feel good

· Jun 08 12:47 AM Kris: no doubt! I can “testify” to them myself?

· Jun 08 12:47 AM Kris: I meant myself!!!

· Jun 08 12:47 AM Sassy: I had no confidence in any of that before him

· Jun 08 12:47 AM Sassy: Pretty heady stuff for a frumpy old married lady

· Jun 08 12:48 AM Kris: that was only 2 years ago! You’re a pretty “quick learner”!

· Jun 08 12:48 AM Sassy: He had been with pros – professional sex workers… and he thought I was BETTER!

· Jun 08 12:48 AM Kris: he’d been with prostitutes?

· Jun 08 12:49 AM Sassy: That’s what wealthy men do when their wives lock them out of the bedroom

· Jun 08 12:50 AM Kris: but old flame deeply hurt/betrayed you several months later…..so what was your relationship with old flame when you had that “defining moment” of casual sex?

· Jun 08 12:50 AM Sassy: and no one on AM or Craigslist replies

· Jun 08 12:50 AM Kris: no one replied to him?

· Jun 08 12:51 AM Sassy: Flame was far away, military (not visitable), very married… and encouraging me to find someone else to meet my needs because he had no idea when or if he could see me again

· Jun 08 12:52 AM Kris: but what happened in May that caused you feel betrayed…his confession of being with another woman?

· Jun 08 12:53 AM Sassy: When he approached me he said he had never cheated, never had a BJ, that I was “the one” he had gotten off on all his life…

· Jun 08 12:54 AM Sassy: then I find out he had lived with another woman for 6 mos, while he was separated from his wife… less than year before he found me

· Jun 08 12:54 AM Sassy: and that if he left his wife, she would be “the one”

· Jun 08 12:55 AM Sassy: Do you know the song “Diary” by Bread from the 1970s?

· Jun 08 12:55 AM Kris: no

· Jun 08 12:55 AM Sassy: The guy finds his gf’s diary

· Jun 08 12:55 AM Sassy: She writes about finding “the man she’s waited for”

· Jun 08 12:55 AM Sassy: Goes on and on about how special he is…

· Jun 08 12:56 AM Sassy: But he’s a little flummoxed because she’s never said any of it to him

· Jun 08 12:56 AM Sassy: Of course, as he reads further, he realizes… she is not talking about him

· Jun 08 12:57 AM Sassy: So I had been dreaming… of him leaving his wife, “rescuing” me, loving me

· Jun 08 12:57 AM Sassy: Got way ahead of myself

· Jun 08 12:58 AM Sassy: Somehow transferred responsibility to make my life better from me to him

· Jun 08 12:58 AM Sassy: Without any promises from him. He was very honest about that… just passion, a confidante

· Jun 08 1:00 AM Kris: Maybe so but at the end of the day a lie is a lie… that he told you all the things he did that simply weren’t true and not so “honorable” after all plus…

· Jun 08 1:01 AM Kris: I seriously doubt the part of you that is so intensely loyal and “taking care of others” (i.e., H) would actually allow you to fulfill your fantasy. What do you think?

· Jun 08 1:04 AM Sassy: You mean leaving H?

· Jun 08 1:04 AM Kris: yes

· Jun 08 1:05 AM Sassy: Yeah… that was odd. One part of me was totally committed to never leaving H. While the other was making elaborate plans to leave him, not have to deal with my awful job anymore, run away… or have flame move here… help me with H, love me.

· Jun 08 1:07 AM Kris: Wow! That really IS some fantasy! a lover who helps you take care of your H! That man doesn’t exist! ( in case you haven’t figured that out yet).

· Jun 08 1:07 AM Kris: You really do belong to the “cake club”…don’t you? LOL

· Jun 08 1:09 AM Sassy: Cake?

· Jun 08 1:09 AM Sassy: I told you I was an idiot about him

· Jun 08 1:09 AM Kris: Yes….have your cake and eat it too!

· Jun 08 1:09 AM Sassy: Problem is I don’t have any cake at home

· Jun 08 1:10 AM Kris: No…you were in love with him…not an idiot……I think you still are to some degree….and that it still hurts.

· Jun 08 1:11 AM Kris: It bewilders me how you maintain an intimate friendship with him…and would even have sex again with him….if he were available….which would be more than “casual sex” for sure….whether you wanted it to be only that or not…..would definitely be “more” for you.

· Jun 08 1:11 AM Sassy: I had to make a decision

· Jun 08 1:11 AM Sassy: Whether to hold his lies against him and push him away, to feel good

· Jun 08 1:12 AM Sassy: Or to forgive and forget and be his friend and enjoy hearing from him and feel good

· Jun 08 1:13 AM Kris: I have some more questions about us…but it’s getting late…r u tired?

· Jun 08 1:13 AM Sassy: Heh… wow… didn’t notice the time at all!

· Jun 08 1:13 AM Sassy: No… not tired. You? Have to get up early?

· Jun 08 1:14 AM Sassy: He does feel like the past to me.

· Jun 08 1:14 AM Kris: no…I’m not tired…and don’t have to get up early…can chat some more if you like

· Jun 08 1:14 AM Kris: that’s a good sign of healing.

· Jun 08 1:14 AM Sassy: Is any of this helping you?

· Jun 08 1:14 AM Kris: in what way?

· Jun 08 1:15 AM Sassy: Just trying to figure out why you want to know this stuff?

· Jun 08 1:16 AM Kris: for me it’s part of what I want in an affair…to know you. I don’t have any “agenda” other than I want to be with you as a whole person… not just a body to fuck once in a while.

· Jun 08 1:17 AM Sassy: Okay

· Jun 08 1:17 AM Kris: I know that’s not what most people want. they advertise NSA in bold font…to be clear they want “just good hot sex”….period

· Jun 08 1:18 AM Sassy: Yes. I can say that my theories or rules or whatever… not set in stone. Always evolving…

· Jun 08 1:18 AM Kris: meaning?

· Jun 08 1:20 AM Sassy: What has gone on with other men… does not determine how we are

· Jun 08 1:20 AM Sassy: It influences how I started out but not where I can end up

· Jun 08 1:21 AM Kris: ok…I understand…

· Jun 08 1:21 AM Kris: so question…

· Jun 08 1:21 AM Kris: when you say you hope I’m more “honest and caring” then other men you’ve met on AM …what do you mean by that….”honest” especially?

· Jun 08 1:24 AM Sassy: that you tell me the truth

· Jun 08 1:24 AM Kris: what would be something I might lie about….more than other things?

· Jun 08 1:25 AM Sassy: that you are with other women, that you will disappear without a word, that you want more than sex.

· Jun 08 1:26 AM Kris: I might tell you I want more than sex…but really I just want sex and not “more”?

· Jun 08 1:26 AM Sassy: right

· Jun 08 1:27 AM Kris: ok….we’re getting to what was bothering me today…so I’m glad we’re reviewing what really matters in this…..for both of us.

· Jun 08 1:27 AM Sassy: thank you for talking about, not just stewing

· Jun 08 1:28 AM Kris: I have a confession to make. I was stewing for awhile and didn’t text you because I was “sulking a little”, but then felt guilty. so here’s your list, which is also mine. dnumber one: we both need to just do what we already agreed to, which is tell each other ahead of time if we plan to have sex with someone else.

· Jun 08 1:28 AM Sassy: You frightened me pretty hard today so I am glad to know what it was about

· Jun 08 1:29 AM Kris: frightened because I didn’t text?

· Jun 08 1:29 AM Sassy: Yes

· Jun 08 1:30 AM Kris: I’m sorry. I was sulking…playing a game….I’m really sorry…..now I’m telling you the honest truth….forgive me and don’t hold it against me. it was childish and unkind, but I was also highly pissed at my wife and depressed and took it out on you a little. I’m really sorry

· Jun 08 1:30 AM Kris: can I go back to the list?

· Jun 08 1:30 AM Sassy: Yes

· Jun 08 1:32 AM Kris: ok .number one: I PROMISE if for some strange reason I suddenly became “someone else” and decided I wanted to have sex with another woman while with you… I will keep my word and risk telling you ahead of time. if you will renew your promise to do the same, just tell me…..knowing I will HATE the thought of it….but that we told each other we would do this.

· Jun 08 1:33 AM Sassy: Okay

· Jun 08 1:33 AM Kris: I know that doesn’t take all the risk out, because I could say that now and then just try to hide it. but I’m telling you again – I will tell you…..I promise. and I want you to tell me…..even though I will hate it.

· Jun 08 1:34 AM Kris: the other part of that is the risk we’re both taking in having sex

· Jun 08 1:35 AM Kris: if I lied I could expose you to other people’s STDs….and you would be doing the same to me. I wouldn’t do that to you….and I’m trusting you to not do that to me.

· Jun 08 1:35 AM Sassy: Right

· Jun 08 1:36 AM Kris: ok…enough of that….number two…..

· Jun 08 1:36 AM Kris: I will never disappear without a word.

· Jun 08 1:37 AM Kris: I couldn’t even sulk for a whole day without feeling guilty about not texting you.

· Jun 08 1:37 AM Kris: there’s no way I will do that to you. I’m not capable of it….

· Jun 08 1:37 AM Kris: I will tell you clearly if something changes, just as you have promised to do for me.

· Jun 08 1:37 AM Kris: this is getting like “vows of an affair” LOL!

· Jun 08 1:37 AM Sassy: The same for me

· Jun 08 1:38 AM Sassy: It may suck but it is better to know if things change, not be left wondering

· Jun 08 1:39 AM Kris: right. one day it will happen and it will suck and one of us will be the one who initiates it and the other one will be the “receiver” and it will suck and will happen but we will at least have done it with some level of courage and “integrity” so no “cowardly disappearing without a word”

· Jun 08 1:41 AM Kris: I want to say a little about “wanting more than sex”

· Jun 08 1:43 AM Kris: to begin with – I’m a little “preoccupied” with wanting the sex to be better for you but trying to not “obsess” about it….but as far as wanting “more than sex”

· Jun 08 1:46 AM Kris: I honestly spend a lot of time fantasizing as much or more about just being with you doing things that I thing are fun as having sex with you. of course, they are somewhat “selfish” fantasies because they’re what I think are fun, which you may not. but my point is I actually enjoy being with you so it amazed me when you said you were surprised when we went boating that I would be interested in doing “mundane” things with you, or spending “hour after hour” with you. I really like being with you! that’s “more”……isn’t it?

· Jun 08 1:47 AM Sassy: Definitely

· Jun 08 1:47 AM Sassy: And you have been very good about doing other things with me

· Jun 08 1:48 Kris: I’m not trying to be good. I’m trying to have fun and wanting you to have fun. have “other things” been fun for you?

· Jun 08 1:48 AM Sassy: Very

· Jun 08 1:49 AM Kris: ok…good…..and I’ve appreciated it when you’ve told me what you like and what you like, so we can find things we both would consider fun. so far my bike is not on that list, but I’m still going to work on that. LOL

· Jun 08 1:49 AM Sassy: I’m surprised that you were mad at w and depressed and didn’t think “Oh… Sassy will make me feel better… I should contact her.”

· Jun 08 1:50 AM Sassy: I saw a beautiful black Classic Harley today at lunch… very similar to your bike

· Jun 08 1:50 AM Kris: I was having bad thoughts about you too (now this is being TOO honest)…..

· Jun 08 1:51 AM Kris: did you think…Hmmmm…. maybe I should gently force myself to go for a ride on one?

· Jun 08 1:51 AM Sassy: Ha ha. Nope.

· Jun 08 1:51 AM Kris: Oh well. one can always hope….lol.

· Jun 08 1:55 AM Sassy: Did we cover the list? Are you thinking better thoughts about me?

· Jun 08 1:56 AM Kris: Yes…we covered the list…I thought, “She’s probably fucking someone else” same “trust” issues. we have the same ones. on to a different subject – I had a fantasy of watching BSO at Symphony Hall with you, boating from Essex to Gloucester, going to Cape for a whole weekend (maybe camping but more likely hotel), having you spend the night with me at my house – the list goes on and on….tell me something YOU would consider REALLY FUN (other than sex—that’s a given)

· Jun 08 2:00 AM Sassy: I’ve thought of you seeing one of my projects, showing you where I work, going on my favorite day trips to places along the coast…

· Jun 08 2:01 AM Kris: ok…if you trust me (which I’m thinking you do)…we can do those things! I’d love to see what your real world is like…and what you enjoy – that would be fun! so if you trust me to show me, let’s do them sometime!

· Jun 08 2:02 AM Sassy: I was even thinking of you having lunch with me and Mom. Probably a bad idea but… I was poking at it

· Jun 08 2:03 AM Kris: wouldn’t matter to me….but who would I be? just a friend…from the projects? (tough to lie to a mom though, eh?)

· Jun 08 2:04 AM Sassy: Good question

· Jun 08 2:07 AM Kris: well…if you think of a good answer you can live with…let me know. I’m open to whatever you want to do…..any more ideas? I like these so far!

· Jun 08 2:07 AM Sassy: It is very tough for me to think ahead. Feels like tempting fate.

· Jun 08 2:08 AM Kris: why?

· Jun 08 2:08 AM Kris: you planning on writing me a “Dear Kris” email sometime soon?

· Jun 08 2:08 AM Sassy: noooo

· Jun 08 2:09 AM Kris: so why tempting fate?

· Jun 08 2:09 AM Sassy: every time I let my guard down, start to dream and plan… poof

· Jun 08 2:09 AM Kris: not gonna happen with me

· Jun 08 2:09 AM Sassy: they all said that

· Jun 08 2:10 AM Sassy: I’m so sorry you have to deal with their crappiness

· Jun 08 2:11 AM Kris: I’m not saying we’re going to be together forever….we’re not going to be…but I’m not going to quickly lose interest and go away. we’ll have time to do everything we both want to do to have fun….everything on both our lists doesn’t even take us to the end of the summer….can’t dare to “tempt fate” at least THAT much?

· Jun 08 2:11 AM Kris: speaking of which…

· Jun 08 2:12 AM Kris: my wife is going to be gone a lot starting soon. so start clearing your calendar for “more Kris than you can really take”. : D

· Jun 08 2:12 AM Sassy: Do you have nosy neighbors?

· Jun 08 2:13 AM Sassy: Or children who “stop by”?

· Jun 08 2:13 AM Kris: NO….I NEVER see or hear from ANY of my neighbors!

· Jun 08 2:13 AM Kris: NO KIDS….NEVER!

· Jun 08 2:13 AM Sassy: Does your wife?

· Jun 08 2:14 AM Kris: NO! They don’t just “drop in”and she only has one or two and they’ll know she’s not here and won’t just “drop by” doesn’t happen…

· Jun 08 2:14 AM Sassy: They won’t ask her about that car from MA that was there all night?

· Jun 08 2:15 AM Kris: We could park it someplace else safe nearby, or I could drive you back and forth.

· Jun 08 2:15 AM Kris: But no…nobody will notice.

· Jun 08 2:15 AM Kris: You’d have to see my property to understand – it’s very private and people can’t even see where we normally park our cars.

· Jun 08 2:15 AM Sassy: Okay… just want to think it through. I do not want to get you in trouble!

· Jun 08 2:16 AM Sassy: But you seem to be very good at that

· Jun 08 2:16 AM Kris: all our neighbors have the same amount of large property as ours – minimum of two acre lots, practically a “whole city block” where you live.

· Jun 08 2:16 AM Kris: good at what…getting in trouble….or avoiding it?

· Jun 08 2:16 AM Sassy: Avoiding it, looking ahead…

· Jun 08 2:17 AM Sassy: I was worried today that you’d been caught

· Jun 08 2:18 AM Kris: ABSOLUTELY! I really care about my wife. I love her. I don’t want to just “avoid getting in trouble” – I really don’t want to hurt her above all else. I don’t want to say that to take away from you and me…but it’s true….in the same way you are loyal and committed to your H and would probably not want to intentionally or unintentionally hurt him.

· Jun 08 2:19 AM Kris: No….I was sulking. I’m sorry. please forgive me. I was thinking…”I’m going to wait for her to text me”. it was childish.

· Jun 08 2:20 AM Sassy: I was going to but you told me to shoo, so I felt like I had to wait

· Jun 08 2:21 AM Kris: I thought about that. how I was kidding, but that you might take it seriously – my twisted sense of humor. back to “security plans” I even was fantasizing where I would hide you on the outside chance there was an absolutely “emergency/unusual” situation where you would need to. chance is almost non-existent, but kind of like having a “fire drill” in mind even though you may not need one…and probably never willl.

· Jun 08 2:21 AM Sassy: wow… that is so cool

· Jun 08 2:22 AM Kris: don’t hold this against me…..but I was thinking of where you would….and wouldn’t “fit”

· Jun 08 2:23 AM Kris: some closets you would, others you wouldn’t….thought of the specific “escape route”….and how I would “delay a visitor”

· Jun 08 2:24 AM Kris: I was also thinking that you “fit” against me on the back of my bike (sorry—can’t fault a guy for trying…like my “mission” to learn you first name. : )

· Jun 08 2:24 AM Sassy: Heh… very good. That’s one of the main safety advice items I hear… have a plan, like if you meet someone you know in a restaurant… have a story ready

· Jun 08 2:25 AM Kris: Yup…I’m always “scheming.” How does that fare with our “trust” thing though…when you watch someone consistently lie to a person they claim to love…for me that’s a “conundrum” (not sure that’s the right word)…

· Jun 08 2:26 AM Sassy: I try not to think about it

· Jun 08 2:27 AM Sassy: I know that’s dopey but it mostly works

· Jun 08 2:27 AM Kris: no…it probably just save a lot of energy.

· Jun 08 2:27 AMSassy: You have to lie to her. There’s no reason to lie to me

· Jun 08 2:27 AM Kris: true!

· Jun 08 2:27 AM Sassy: One of the women in chat has “the perfect guy”

· Jun 08 2:28 AM Kris: except for the same reason – fear of how you might react but we’ve already agreed to tell the truth.

· Jun 08 2:28 AM Kris: oh?

· Jun 08 2:28 AM Sassy: She goes on and on about him… the presents, the trips, the thoughtfulness

· Jun 08 2:28 AM Sassy: Finally someone said, “Is there anything wrong with this guy?”

· Jun 08 2:28 AM Sassy: She didn’t miss a beat… “He cheats on his wife.”

· Jun 08 2:29 AMKris: Ha ha….just a “minor fault” eh?

· Jun 08 2:29 AM Kris: I mean…if you’re going to have a “character flaw” make it count (and feel really good!).

· Jun 08 2:30 AM Sassy: I can usually justify being the “other woman” because the w withholds, or is a bitch or something..

· Jun 08 2:30 AM Sassy: But it is trickier with you

· Jun 08 2:30 AM Kris: Oops…not the case here.

· Jun 08 2:30 AM Kris: so?

· Jun 08 2:30 AM Sassy: I don’t think about it. It’s your business.

· Jun 08 2:31 AM Kris: but it does bring up something you want to know quite a bit….

· Jun 08 2:31 AM Sassy: I did not drag out. You stepped out. If it wasn’t me, it would be someone else

· Jun 08 2:31 AM Sassy: And I am not trying to get you away from her.

· Jun 08 2:31 AM Kris: true. definitely NOT your responsibility….and, no, you’re not.

· Jun 08 2:31 AM Sassy: You like my rationale? : )

· Jun 08 2:32 AM Sassy: I like to think I might even make you a better husband.

· Jun 08 2:32 AM Kris: you don’t need a “rationale”. from your point of view there’s nothing “wrong” about any of this, if I understand your thinking correctly. you know that many people consider it “wrong” (including me, strangely)…but I’m not sure you do.

· Jun 08 2:33 AM Kris: but you bring up a point that is important…

· Jun 08 2:34 AM Kris: what IS it I’m wanting…that you’re looking to give?

· Jun 08 2:34 AM Kris: honestly, I don’t really know, which is a mystery to me. I can’t define it even for myself so that it makes a lot of sense.

· Jun 08 2:35 AM Sassy: Different… new… another perspective… fun without pressure

· Jun 08 2:35 AM Sassy: a toy up your ass?

· Jun 08 2:35 AM Kris: Ha ha yeah…and someone who even quotes sources about exactly how to do it!

· Jun 08 2:36 AM Kris: wouldn’t want to be guilty of “plagiarism” (spelling?)….ha ha

· Jun 08 2:37 AM Sassy: Any of that sound worth trying?

· Jun 08 2:37 AM Kris: Definitely!

· Jun 08 2:39 AM Kris: There are some things that are kind of “obvious”…like a vibrator pressed against the most sensitive part of my cock is going to get me off or you sucking my cock or using your hand and a vibrator in my ass at the same time might feel good. but never did it before. your finger in my ass was hard to judge cuz it needed to be lubed a little more, but I’m game.

· Jun 08 2:40 AM Kris: as I said before – wish we could find the “magic for you” too. sigh

· Jun 08 2:41 AM Kris: I think I told you this fantasy before…but now that I understand what you really need, not sure it would work for you…but I’ll repeat it anyhow.

· Jun 08 2:42 AM Kris: if I could put my cock in your ass and you could play with yourself with a toy and get off that way, I could feel you cum with my cock in your ass but there’s some pretty big “IFs” in that scenario…as we’ve learned from past 10 milling sexual encounters…..oy vey!

· Jun 08 2:43 AM Kris: 10 million (you have the actual number written down someplace I’m pretty sure….lol).

· Jun 08 2:43 AM Sassy: What do I really need?

· Jun 08 2:44 AM Kris: a good hard cock pounding you deep and hard long enough for you to cum

· Jun 08 2:44 AM Kris: correct me if I’m wrong…I’m all ears

· Jun 08 2:45 AM Sassy: Could be… I don’t know. I was surprised the stunt cock was… eh

· Jun 08 2:45 AM Kris: and I was a little surprised that vibrating ball at least “started you a little” given in was mostly pressing you near or on your clit.

· Jun 08 2:46 AM Sassy: Yes

· Jun 08 2:46 AM Kris: yes…you were a little surprised too?

· Jun 08 2:46 AM Sassy: very

· Jun 08 2:47 AM Sassy: I thought either all of them, or especially the vaginal ones, would be good… or all bad

· Jun 08 2:47 AM Sassy: I have not played with them without you BTW

· Jun 08 2:47 AM Sassy: In case you were worrying about being replaced

· Jun 08 2:48 AM Kris: lol…not at all. I think you SHOULD try playing with them without me (just don’t tell me who’s on the phone or computer at the same time….”jealous guy” can’t handle that….yet)

· Jun 08 2:48 AM Sassy: though I have some thought of trying to figure out what works and then showing you…

· Jun 08 2:49 AM Kris: ABSOLUTELY! GO FOR IT (plus I need all the “help” I can get!)

· Jun 08 2:49 AM Sassy: We’ll see…

· Jun 08 2:50 AM Kris: you make me laugh…you always say that when you have some degree of hesitation. why are u hesitant?

· Jun 08 2:52 AM Sassy: I really think of all that as sex and that’s something I do with a guy

· Jun 08 2:53 AM Kris: your depriving yourself of the joy of masturbation….if I didn’t masturbate I’d be missing about 90% of the sex I’ve had since I was 13 years old. that’s half a century of beating off….something I wouldn’t want to miss! : D

· Jun 08 2:54 AM Sassy: It makes me feel… lonely

· Jun 08 2:55 AM Kris: use your imagination then you can be with someone temporarily, or think about how you’ll be teaching me what makes you feel good so I can do it right/better.

· Jun 08 2:56 AM Sassy: It’s tricky to do with H here

· Jun 08 2:56 AM Kris: maybe we should try phone sex with you using the toy and telling me what you’re doing and how it feels? that would be VERY different, especially for me!

· Jun 08 2:56 AM Kris: do it in your car. call me on the phone. tell me what you’re doing and how it’s feeling.

· Jun 08 2:56 AM Sassy: Can’t plug them in car

· Jun 08 2:57 AM Kris: lame excuse. double AA batteries…..remember?

· Jun 08 2:57 AM Sassy: Oops… right!

· Jun 08 2:57 AM Kris: gotcha!

· Jun 08 2:57 AM Sassy: Duh

· Jun 08 2:57 AM Sassy: Where am I going to park?

· Jun 08 2:58 AM Sassy: I will mull this over…

· Jun 08 2:58 AM Kris: if you could grope me in a public garage near the entrance on a first date! I’m sure you can find a place.

· Jun 08 2:58 AM Sassy: Ha ha

· Jun 08 2:58 AM Sassy: Who was that woman?

· Jun 08 2:59 AM Kris: I don’t know… pretty “Bodaciously Sassy!” though!!!

· Jun 08 2:59 AM Sassy: Shameless hussy

· Jun 08 2:59 AM Kris: no shame at all – complete hussy

· Jun 08 3:00 AM Sassy: But damn that was fun

· Jun 08 3:00 AM Kris: snake charmer…mesmerized her “victim”

· Jun 08 3:01 AM Sassy: I’ve taken it much further in my mind… so bad

· Jun 08 3:01 AM Kris: but he didn’t mind at all – felt so good – was taken by surprise. loved it! THAT was different!!

· Jun 08 3:01 AM Kris: no…so GOOD…want to tell me?

· Jun 08 3:02 AM Sassy: the details don’t quite work but I gloss over that. end up sitting on the trunk with you inside me

· Jun 08 3:02 AM Sassy: or kneeling, sucking

· Jun 08 3:03 AM Sassy: trying to keep quiet, hide it, but doing it

· Jun 08 3:03 AM Kris: omg! think of all the traumatized children with parents trying to get to their cars. passing by, on their cell phones calling the police.

· Jun 08 3:03 AM Kris: what’s that man doing to that lady, mommy?

· Jun 08 3:04 AM Sassy: I wish we could get over making sex a secret, scary thing

· Jun 08 3:05 AM Kris: well, yes…but there’s such a thing as “age appropriate” disclosure of information too, but I know what you mean.

· Jun 08 3:05 AM Kris: too many people are taught that “sex is dirty”… which interesting as a “two-edged” sword.

· Jun 08 3:06 AM Sassy: Indeed

· Jun 08 3:06 AM Kris: because adults then use that to actually get off….

· Jun 08 3:06 AM Kris: they enjoy being able to “do the forbidden”…. makes it more fun…dangerous…taboo….adds to the excitement.

· Jun 08 3:06 AM Sassy: I was wondering today if I am less exciting because it’s okay with H

· Jun 08 3:07 AM Kris: you mean to him?

· Jun 08 3:07 AM Sassy: No, to AM men who are looking for someone to be taboo with

· Jun 08 3:08 AM Kris: who knows? everyone’s different. I can tell you a secret little part of my “dirty mind” about that if you want though.

· Jun 08 3:12 AM Kris: is this connection slow….or r u nodding off….it’s getting late..

· Jun 08 3:12 AM Sassy: oooh… I got musing about your dirty mind!

· Jun 08 3:13 AM Kris: yes?

· Jun 08 3:13 AM Sassy: Do tell!

· Jun 08 3:14 AM Kris: yes…there is something exciting about the explicit thought “I’m fucking another man’s wife” having the forbidden…taboo. but then the whole nature of having an affair lends itself to that. as far as you being ‘less exciting” because H is ok with it, I doubt anyone would really care….either they would want you or they wouldn’t….but I can only speak for myself. who knows?

· Jun 08 3:16 AM Kris: as you know…I was pretty “weirded out” by H being ok with it (and you with his GFs). but didn’t make you “less exciting” to me, just something out of my sphere of experience (and now I’ve politely said “Hi” to him… by accident!) LOL

· Jun 08 3:17 AM Sassy: And nothing bad came of it.

· Jun 08 3:17 AM Sassy: another of those “OMG! I CAN’T DO THAT” type things that just happens and is fine and you move along

· Jun 08 3:18 AM Kris: guess so… weird. hope I don’t become something unknown to myself. lol

· Jun 08 3:19 AM Kris: although my wife is convinced I’m already there….nagging me daily to cut my hair…which I’m resisting and letting grow. one of your earrings is next.

· Jun 08 3:20 AM Kris: had a fantasy I know for sure you would never do…but which means that my personal is less “play acting” and more “just what I’m like and enjoy”….want to hear it?

· Jun 08 3:20 AM Sassy: hee!

· Jun 08 3:20 AM Kris: I meant “persona”

· Jun 08 3:20 AM Sassy: Sure

· Jun 08 3:21 AM Kris: I went to my mother’s house today. unfortunately had to borrow more money – part of depression and fight with wife.

· Jun 08 3:21 AM Kris: as I was driving home from my mother’s I had an urge to go get my bike.

· Jun 08 3:21 AM Kris: I fantasized having you ride on it with me.

· Jun 08 3:21 AM Kris: and going to the outer burbs and finding whichever bar the “badest boys in town” drank at.

· Jun 08 3:22 AM Kris: would be there in leather with you….

· Jun 08 3:22 AM Kris: they would all greet me…and it wouldn’t be “play acting”

· Jun 08 3:22 AM Kris: my real nickname was “Wild Kris”

· Jun 08 3:22 AM Kris: because then I really was not “play acting”

· Jun 08 3:23 AM Kris: I would go in, say hi, buy some drinks for old drinking buddies, buy a coke for myself and whatever non-alcoholic drink you wanted, hang out for awhile and leave.

· Jun 08 3:23 AM Kris: that was it…..

· Jun 08 3:23 AM Kris: those days were REALLY wild and dangerous

· Jun 08 3:24 AM Sassy: How long ago was that?

· Jun 08 3:24 AM Kris: a little bit of what I’m trying to “recapture” in my “dotage”

· Jun 08 3:24 AM Kris: last time was probably 25 years ago.

· Jun 08 3:25 AM Sassy: One of my online pals talks about how he is a serious businessman, father, husband, and then silly and funny and sexy with his gf… and he begins to wonder which is him

· Jun 08 3:25 AM Sassy: same with Sassy and DL

· Jun 08 3:25 AM Kris: probably both, at different times, like DL and S…both real but different times expressing selves

· Jun 08 3:26 AM Kris: Wow! Has the same thought at the same time…scary!

· Jun 08 3:26 AM Kris: can’t wait for the first mutual Os together…

· Jun 08 3:26 AM Sassy: Okay… we should probably sleep… even though I feel this magic and I won’t want it to end

· Jun 08 3:27 AM Sassy: Hope it will be worth waiting for

· Jun 08 3:27 AM Kris: meaning?

· Jun 08 3:27 AM Sassy: The O’s

· Jun 08 3:28 AM Kris: yes, but hope won’t have to wait too much longer either. one last thing then I’ll let you go.

· Jun 08 3:29 AM Kris: I’m really sorry for scaring you by not texting. I won’t do that again. sleep well. Mwah!

· Jun 08 3:29 AM Sassy: Thank you. Sweet sexy dreams Kris.

June 5, 2015 by Sassy Girl

When I’m 80

Friday, June 6, 2014

Kris: thinking of u too….more fantasies….adventures (more boating? overnights? at my house?), meets at your place? “try again” FOR THE 14 MILLIONTH TIME to get u off (no pressure there, eah?… 😉 Good Morning Sexy Sass! TGIF! 7:28 AM

Kris: Gonna watch The Belmont Stakes with mom tomorrow? (Just saw them talkin bout it on tv, thought of u 🙂 Upset by “Wicked Strong” your bet? 7:55 AM

Me: Good morning! Yup! I want a triple crown!! 8:07 AM

Kris: 🙂 8:09 AM

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Friday, June 6, 2014 11:54 AM

Subject: Will you help me find a woman (or fuck me yourself) when I’m 80-years-old?

Hi Sass!

This made me laugh. Thought I’d share it with you. I have a book from when I did my doctorate called: “Integrating Sex and Marital Therapy”. It’s a little dated (published in 1987), but still has some interesting and helpful stuff in it for my work. Has a whole chapter on treating people engaged in “EMS” (extramarital sexual relationships).

Also has a chapter on “Understanding Hypersexuality in Men and Women”. Chapter makes the point that some forms of “hypersexuality” can actually be symptoms of mental health disorders–particularly disorders such as obsessive/compulsive, using certain drugs, sociopathic (e.g., guy that held you hostage and assaulted you?), histrionic, narcissistic, or borderline personality disorders (e.g., some of H’s girlfriends you describe as “psychotic/dangerous”). Also, “manic phases” of bi-polar disorder can cause an increase in sexual appetite (but decrease in actual performance).

Anyhow, there are a number of case examples given. One of them in particular made me laugh (and gave me hope for my own sexual future!). The point is made that while some forms of so-called “hypersexuality” may be forms of mental health disorders–other times “conventional society” simply can’t accept what should be rightly labeled “normal, unimpaired” sexual activity. So here’s an example of that–and of what gives me hope for my future!:

“Arthur C., is an 80-year-old business executive. He is a widower who is still active in the company he founded 50 years ago. Very much alert and alive to the world, this vigorous 80-year-old man works a full 40- or 50-hour week, enjoys good health, and is still very much interested in sex. Customarily he has a ‘steady friend,’ usually a woman 30 or 40 years younger than himself, with whom he shares interests and his bed. On at least two occasions, members of his family have tried to raise questions about his legal and mental competence, citing the fact that he is a ‘dirty old man’ as evidence of some presumed senility. Here again, Arthur’s behavior would certainly not be seen as abnormal for a 40-year-old or 50-year-old widower. His sexual desire, rather than being labeled excessive for his age, might more appropriately be recognized as unimpaired, just as his general vigor, health, and work capacity are unimpaired.”

SEXUALLY “UNIMPAIRED”! AT 80! NOW THERE’S A GOAL WORTH SHOOTING FOR IF I EVER SAW ONE!!!

So 17 years from now I’m going to email you and say, “Hey! Sassy…remember me?” And you email back, “How could I forget?! You set a world record for number of times I had sex with someone without ever coming!” And I say, “Yeah, yeah….rub it in. Anyhow, I’ve been wondering if you’d help me tweak my AM profile. Just finding it hard to find any 40 or 50-year-olds who want to fuck an 80-year-old man these days.” And you write back, “Kris I’m good…but not that good. But if you’re interested…H is going to be gone for four hours tomorrow afternoon. Want to try again—for the 15 millionth time. I’m still getting it at 72–but I can try to squeeze you in tomorrow if you want to try to get me off…FINALLY!!!”

HOPE THIS PUTS A SMILE ON YOUR FACE…SASS!

CRAZY KRIS

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Kris: Sent u an email…should make u laugh. Read at lunch if u have time…or after work. Thinking of u…Mwah! Hang in there…few more hours and 2 days off! 11:58 AM

Me: Thinking about toys…and what you’d like me to try on your body. 12:07 PM

Kris: Hmmmmm….i’ll think about it and let u know. I”m sure your skillful use of a vibrating object would be “intense”….maybe a little too much. But like Goldilocks would b happy (in a selfish u doing me way) to talk u thru while doing to what would feel “just right”. Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Your idea of fun. u naughty, sassy girl! 12:22 PM

Kris: My idea of fun too! just so u know…like that u think of stuff like that! spoiling me. TRYING to for u too. I know u know that. u tell me. you’re very sweet that way. 🙂 1:15 PM

Kris: Also…we’ve talked about different “to death”…. and how this isnt the “sexual olympics of things that need to be ‘different'” for me to “stay interested”…but just FYI never had a woman use a toy on me…so you’ll be first and it WILL be different and fun and FEEL GOOD! Yum! 1:37 PM

Me: I like being first! Wanna try these? “Vibration on balls feels amazing while being sucked or stroked, and anywhere near anus is wonderful. Having a dildo inside your ass at the same rhythm as a hand or mouth, oh geez. Pressed against head of his cock will make him twitch too. Also try nipples.” 2:45 PM

Kris: Wow! Sure! 🙂 now just gotta figure out where/when. Hate depending so heavily on your place. Will have more options after next pay day (6/13). Wish we could find similar magic for u. sigh. 2:54 PM

Kris: Sitting in undies (solid, not plaid) at computer at home TRYING to get work done ahead of time. “Someone’s” distracting me and little “flow” of “something” started. little wetness. pesky hot texts…shooh!….need to focus… 🙂 3:19 PM

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From: Sassy

To: Kris

Sent: Friday, June 6, 2014 6:51 PM

Re: Will you help me find a woman (or fuck me yourself) when I’m 80-years-old?

You are a very strange and wonderful man. I like that. 🙂

-S

June 4, 2015 by Sassy Girl

You know why

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Me: Good morning hot stuff! Smiling and only you know why! 8:07 AM

Kris: My my Miss Sassy…I have NO idea what u may be talking about! 😉 8:24 AM

Me: Good day? My boss was out sick. YAY! Have a killer headache. Boo. 6:04 PM

Me: Made it thru dinner and a project event. Finally home. Thinking of you! 11:18 PM

June 3, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Meet #11 P0rn & Toys

June 4, 2014 Wednesday

Today marks two months since we met at PF Chang’s and necked in the parking garage!

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Me: Guess you missed my 8 pm text that said I was going to bed. Sorry! Woke up at 2:30 am… heh. Have a wonderful Wednesday! 5:06 AM

Kris: Sorry it wasn’t me that was there to wake u up at 2:30… 😉 No text about u goin to bed…just about shopping together at Shaw’s tonite for dinner. I woke up laughing thinkin bout that. I thought: “She trusts me enough to fuck me…but not to just pick up a ‘few things’ at Shaws”…lol. “Wonderful Wednesday” starts bout 4:30…when I get to hop on my bike and head toward you! Glad u went to bed…sucky work draining you? I cant “kiss it and make it all bettah”…but i CAN kiss you ALL OVER and will be SOON! 🙂 6:02 AM

Kris: Good morning sunshine! Hope u have a good day. Been thinkin of u a lot…be good to see u soon! Kris 9:11 AM

Me: Leaving work! What’s your ETA? 5:01 PM

Kris: 5:45 depending on traffic. leaving work now…where do u want me to meet u? 5:04 PM

Kris: I have veggies to eat but could meet u at shaws if u still want to. on bike 5:06 PM

Kris: Gonna ride now…will stop in a bit to check your message. 🙂 5:07 PM

Me: Come to my place. 5:08 PM

Me: I’m home! Ready! 5:37 PM

Kris: K…here…at garage door! 5:51 PM

Me: Be right down! 5:51 PM

Kris: 🙂 5:52 PM

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Kris and I had a fun time at my place tonight. He rolled into the garage on his motorcycle about 6 pm. I met him down there. We kissed in the elevator.

We talked as he made himself supper in my kitchen. He chopped veggies into a bowl and added salad dressing. I ate a sandwich from Savenor’s. We sat on the couch together and talked and talked!

We tried two things tonight that I’d never done:

1) P0rn

He wanted to watch p0rn together, so I sat at my computer and he stood behind me massaging my back and I pulled up my favorites gifs and short videos. It didn’t go so well, even though he said they were good, taught him more about my likes, and were making him hot. I couldn’t see his face or touch him.

2) Toys

We moved to the bedroom. He said he wanted to try my toys. So he got my big towel, spread it on the bed and settled me on it. He got out my toys and the lube from under my desk. He sat on the edge of the bed experimenting as he leaned over me.

We tried the bullet first, on my clit. He rubbed it back and forth slowly, then held it on the spot, pressing gently. It had a very good effect – I had a shot of serious tingles.

Next we tried the little purple vibes and the stunt cock inside me… not much. I was surprised. I think of myself as a “g-spot gal” so I expected the big internal toys to set me off. But it was the little clit toy that caused the biggest tingle!

He asked me to slide over – he got flat beside me and then got behind me and tried to come up from underneath but he couldn’t get hard. So he asked me to suck on him until he was hard. That worked! He was behind again, underneath, pounding away until he came! Whee!

He took off about 10:15 pm. He drove around the front as he left, and I heard him toot his horn with Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” blasting from the motorcycle’s speakers! He is so silly and sweet!

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Kris: When I go past your place, do I turn left or right to head home? 10:30 PM

Me: Left 10:31 PM

Kris: K…Mwah! 10:32 PM

Kris: Out. you’ll hear: toot ta ta toot toot toot as I go under your balcony…Alfalfa. 10:42 PM

Me: I heard you! And the music! Mwah! 10:44 PM

Kris: The silly things a girl has to put up with just to get laid…eah? if u can keep putting up with my lame efforts to get u off. I wouldn’t worry about me losing interest cuz you’re “not different to me anymore.” So relax…like you’re helping me to. I’m just jealous of your phone sex boyfriends… at least they get u off! 😉 Jealous Spanky. 11:55 PM

June 2, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Super frisky

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Kris: Hope your day is going well 11:20 AM

Kris: No need to reply- know u need to focus. maybe chat tonight. meet tomorrow! 🙂 11:22 AM

Me: Hiya hot stuff! Thank you! You make me smile through a tough day – spent 2 hours training to do financial work. SUCKS! I hope your day is going well. Going to Mom’s – will look for you online later in the evening! And your smiling face tomorrow! 12:09 PM

Kris: Sorry they’re making you do stuff u hate. Working out before work so wont b home so late…leaving work round 8:00…on to chat by 9:30. Glad to put smile on your face, but working toward “grimace of climactic pleasure” accompsnied by loud moaning. Trying to keep my “performance anxiety” about all that at “reasonable level” which you’re so good at helping with. (Hope that made u smile too!) 😉 Alfalfa 12:42 PM

Kris: I probably shouldn’t distract u with this at work, but watching some “squirting”/outside sex/bondage all in one. Girl’s not my type, bondage not my thing, and “squirting” seems fake, but listening to her cum is fun… 😉

Kris: sent from naughty Spanky and the gang… 😉 3:48 PM

Kris: out early, sitting on bike listening to Stones “Cant Always Get What You Want”. gonna make quick stop at gym then rush home to chat with Sassy Girl. feeling naughty…let’s do something different (for us). watch some same porn clips together. sure u have a vast “treasure trove” to draw from. 7:37 PM

Me: You are super frisky! Great idea! Sadly, I am worn out, with a wicked headache. Going to bed. Sorry! 8:14 PM

Me: Wondering about supper tomorrow – maybe meet at Shaws, get veggies together? Or whatever you’re in the mood for? 8:17 PM

Kris: ok. sounds good…just entered NH on 93. stopped to take F’in helmut off. (“Live Free or Die” state–more “bad boy” friendly). still goin to gym…but makin short to get on w. U! 🙂 !!! 8:30 PM

Kris: sorry im runnin late. 🙁 just dropped off bike. hope u have enough life left for short chat. b on in about 25 10:03 PM

· Jun 03 10:28 PM Kris: sorry i’m on late…u still up?

Kris: On if you’re still up 10:29 PM

Kris: Fall asleep at desk? Go to bed? If so, I’ll be with you in 19 hours! 10:38 PM

· Jun 03 10:41 PM Kris: Guess is you went to bed…or fell asleep at desk. Either way sleep well and I’ll see you tomorrow. I’ll leave this open a little while longer–in case you fell asleep at your desk, wake up, and want to just say good night. Kiss & Hug. Kris

· Jun 03 10:46 PM Kris: You may not read this…but I just had a delicious thought/memory. If you’re asleep right now…..and I was there…..I could wake you up and “bother” you. But, alas, I’m here and you’re there. But I’ll be there soon! : D

· Jun 03 11:05 PM Kris: 11:05 p.m Guess not tonight. : ( but tomorrow will be here soon. : ) sleep well Sass. can’t wait to get my paws on you. Mwah!

Kris: I’m going to bed. sleep well Sass. be with u soon. Kiss & hug with groping.

Mmmmmm! 11:09 PM

June 1, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Work advice

Monday, June 2, 2014

Me: Good morning! Hope your Monday is going well. I’m back at work. Whee! 9:15 AM

Kris: Hi [my real first name] (almost never use, in case u hadn’t noticed, teasing/playing with u a little)… 😉 I’m back to work too. Hope things are not as bad as you’ve been fearing. Change is hard…especially when we’re made to do things we don’t like…or aren’t trained for. Just remember two things:

1) you’re REALLY SMART. You can learn the new things…even if outside your training or past experience, and

2) DON’T LET THE BASTARDS (in this case bitch) WEAR YOU DOWN!

Surprised, but happy, to hear from u! Won’t take it personally if I cant resist sending text during work and u don’t reply. Focus and beat the bastards at their own game. If u leave for new job…go cuz u found something better. Don’t let bitch force u out by beating u down. BIG HUG! 10:18 AM

Me: Hiya! Be careful talking to [my real first name]… you get a boring business-like answer, if anything! Thank you for the pep talk. I am repeating it to myself. I am such an idiot, letting them plop extra work on me, AGAIN, with no extra money or promotion… but I can’t think about – have too much work to do! 12:29 PM

Kris: Fantasy summer overnight: pick u up on a Saturday (after time with mom?). bring u to my house. throw u on my bed. do thingd to u. u do things to me. sleep. wake up middle of night/early morning. do more things. go to Essex and boat up Essex River to Essex Bay, on to Wingaersheek Beach. stop for while. continue down Annisquam River to Gloucester Harbor. stop and eat lobster someplace! go back same way. sleep again at my house. and i drop u off at work on Monday morning. OR any “variation of the theme” u come up with! Know u need to focus…just a little “diversionary day dream” text to mull on at your leisure. Hope day’s goin ok. Alfalfa 😉 2:10 PM

Me: Hiya! How’s my favorite stud muffin tonight? 7:15 PM

Kris: Good! beat me to it…was just about to text u. leaving work right now. client’s son uooing and ahhing my bike! goin to gym. home around 9:30-10. How was work? 7:21 PM

Me: Dearest Kris, Are you available to be ravaged Wednesday night? Hubby will be out 5:30-10 pm. You are cordially invited to my home for a free evening of frolicking fun! 7:56 PM

Kris: Yay! let me see if i can move late work appointment to another day. should be able to…will let u know! 8:05 PM

Me: Yay! Now I have something to look forward to! *bounce *bounce 8:07 PM

Kris: Now now…no bouncing on the furniture (unless it’s a bed and i’m on it–then it’s 8:12 PM

Kris: …then it’s allowed 😉 8:12 PM

Kris: Just putting bike away. wont b home till close to 11. i so love chatting with u but probably too late…right? I’m wide awake and can sleep in a little if I wasn’t. but u may b tired….could chat tomorrow….and seeing u Wed…Wuhoooo!!! 10:35 PM

Me: Just realized I’ve been sleeping at my desk. Oops! I’d better go to bed. Take care sweets! 10:43 PM

Kris: You too…Mwah! 10:44 PM

May 31, 2015 by Sassy Girl

More intense

Sunday, June 1, 2014

Me: Good morning hot stuff! 9:44 AM

Kris: Morning sexy Sass! Sat in church fantasizing more adventures…like early morning breakfast at your fave place in Laconia…then long, SLOW ride in boat around whole shoreline of all of Lake W….and of course….somehow/somewhere (in boat? room? TENT?)…..”try again”. (“Oh my, Mr. Kris,” she says ever so sultry and coyly…”Whatever r u talking about?”) 11:43 AM

Me: Fantasies in church? Naughty! I’m hiding in the bathroom at the barbecue, peopled out, hope to go home soon. Hope you’re having a nice Sunday! 3:27 PM

Kris: Kind of like Michael Corleone at Baptism in church…while people were simultaneously being murdered by his orders. But I’m only plotting adultery. Good thing I don’t live in ancient Israel… where adultery was a sin punishable by stoning to death. Off to get my bike…to ride to gym to work out…then little more gardening. Pretty active for an old man, yeah?! 😉 4:46 PM

Me: Just got home. Need to do stuff but nap is calling… you are pretty spritely for a man in his dotage. 4:48 PM

Kris: have to look up dotage. guess is old guy? lol. if u nap….let me in a dream… 🙂 4:53 PM

Kris: u up? 9:49 PM

Me: Yes. 9:50 PM

Kris: watchupto? 9:50 PM

Me: Bopping around the net. You? 9:52 PM

Kris: watchin movie…”Labor Day” with Kate Winslet…not usual “flesh and fucking” she usually does in movies….but sensual in subtle way…. u gonna b up for a while? 9:56 PM

Me: You know it is very tough to be with someone for 27 hours and then not be with them again for days. 9:57 PM

Kris: r u talking bout me?!? 9:59 PM

Me: I hope to stay up until sometime between 11 pm and midnight. But bed is calling me… 10:00 PM

Kris: can’t chat now, but could when movie is over. not sure how much longer though – would think hour at most, but not sure. 10:03 PM

Me: that’s fine. Check in when you can. I’ll leave my Yahoo chat open. If I go off to bed I will text you. 10:15 PM

Kris: k. curious about what u meant about spending 27 hours…then hard not to see for days. understand “sort of”…want to understand better. don’t try to explain here. save for chat. tomorrow if need b. let u know when movie ends. if you’re still up. sleep if u need to. hug & kiss….Kris 10:25 PM

Kris: movie’s over…going on chat 10:55 PM

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· Jun 01 11:00 PM Kris: Hi!

· Jun 01 11:00 PM Sassy: Hiya!

· Jun 01 11:00 PM Kris: Tired?

· Jun 01 11:02 PM Sassy: Not too bad

· Jun 01 11:02 PM Sassy: You?

· Jun 01 11:02 PM Kris: Same…glad to be chatting with you… : )

· Jun 01 11:03 PM Sassy: : )

· Jun 01 11:04 PM Kris: So what did you mean by hard to be with someone 27 hours…then not see for days? Sorry you did? Or wish you could see me sooner than “days”?

· Jun 01 11:04 PM Sassy: Tough to be so connected and then… disconnected.

· Jun 01 11:06 PM Kris: So would you rather not be “so connected”? Not spend so much time together at once?

· Jun 01 11:07 PM Sassy: Oh no… not at all.

· Jun 01 11:07 PM Sassy: Just a bit of emotional whiplash

· Jun 01 11:07 PM Sassy: to be so close and then so far

· Jun 01 11:07 PM Kris: is that new/different…than other relationships?

· Jun 01 11:08 PM Sassy: Seems more intense… and I haven’t spent the night with other AM men… probably something to do with that

· Jun 01 11:09 PM Kris: but not something you don’t want to do again….just a different experience…not used to?

· Jun 01 11:10 PM Sassy: Yes

· Jun 01 11:10 PM Sassy: A bit of a roller coaster

· Jun 01 11:10 PM Sassy: You feeling anything like that?

· Jun 01 11:11 PM Kris: no. not any sense of disconnectedness or it being too intense- only positive feelings of being close to you and getting to spend a lot of time with you. I do “intense” a lot in general anyhow (case you haven’t noticed). lol

· Jun 01 11:12 PM Kris: but it can scare people. I understand that. or cause strange feelings after. I understand that but I don’t experience it that way.

· Jun 01 11:13 PM Sassy: It was so fun, so spoiled and now I am back to having to shoulder everything

· Jun 01 11:13 PM Kris: and not to bring up a sore subject….but facing work tomorrow is a big downer for you sure.

· Jun 01 11:15 PM Sassy: I am mostly holding it off, telling myself it won’t be as bad as I thought

· Jun 01 11:17 PM Kris: maybe it won’t be. I’m glad you experienced our time together as fun and being spoiled. for me that means “mission accomplished” : D hope you’ll let me do it more. and not “protect yourself” against the “back to reality” part by not letting me cook up other ways I hope we can have fun and I can try to spoil you.

· Jun 01 11:18 PM Kris: I’m a little surprised you enjoyed it as much as you say. I believe you…just a little surprised….thought it might have all been

· Jun 01 11:18 PM Kris: might have been “a bit much”

· Jun 01 11:20 PM Sassy: I was surprised you didn’t get sick of me, and wanted to do all that mundane stuff… but it seemed quite intimate in a fun way

· Jun 01 11:26 PM Kris: why would I get sick of you? “intimate in a fun way” can be to me what “fast, casual sex” is to many people – turns me on. it’s kind of “slow extended foreplay” because when I get to fuck YOU, I’m fucking a real person I’m getting to know more intimately and the fucking is better for me that way. that’s when I get turned on. not just “use you” like when you fucked me for the first time. that was very intimate and real and brought the “trust thing” to a different level… but mundane stuff puts sex with you on a “different level” for me. that might make me a little “weird” or “different” or “whatever”. sometimes I like “fast and casual”…but honestly probably more in fantasy sex than real sex.

· Jun 01 11:30 PM Sassy: Wow… you explained that really well. I get it.

· Jun 01 11:32 PM Sassy: I really needed it this week. I can’t get over how you are here now…

· Jun 01 11:33 PM Kris: what do you mean “how I am here now”?

· Jun 01 11:33 PM Sassy: When other stuff in my life is so heavy, you are giving me breaks and helping me bear it

· Jun 01 11:34 PM Kris: good! glad to help! I’m having plenty of fun myself! : D

· Jun 01 11:35 PM Kris: have some more “intense” fantasies/ plans I was thinking of for spending more time together during the week if you want to….after my wife starts working and is gone most of the time.

· Jun 01 11:36 PM Sassy: I had to giggle at you cooking up stuff like that in church!

· Jun 01 11:37 PM Sassy: I’ve been watching naughty videos… but thinking of us doing the stuff

· Jun 01 11:37 PM Kris: Oh good! we should watch it together sometime. here are some more “fantasy plans” I could pick you up when you get out of work… since I’m not that far away in the course of my work anyhow. then bring you to my house and fuck you. sleep with you and bring you to work in the morning.

· Jun 01 11:38 PM Kris: after my wife starts work in a couple of weeks

· Jun 01 11:38 PM Kris: when she’s gone 24/7 with only one day home.

· Jun 01 11:41 PM Kris: don’t have to answer… got time to think about it…but you’re more adventurous than you let on to be, so I’m getting VERY HOPEFUL. with all my crazy schemes! LOL

· Jun 01 11:41 PM Sassy: I think about each one you tell me about

· Jun 01 11:41 PM Sassy: Try to imagine doing them

· Jun 01 11:43 PM Kris: ok….so “in general” do they seem “scary?” or “not that fun” or “might be fun” or”fun or “not sure what I think”?

· Jun 01 11:44 PM Sassy: It varies. : )

· Jun 01 11:45 PM Kris: makes sense. let’s find the one(s) with the best shot at being really fun. you’ll have to tell me what you prefer.

· Jun 01 11:45 PM Sassy: Sure.

· Jun 01 11:46 PM Kris: anything else on your mind as we approach “turning into pumpkins” time?

· Jun 01 11:46 PM Sassy: sex.

· Jun 01 11:46 PM Kris: be specific

· Jun 01 11:47 PM Kris: what was on the naughty videos you were watching?

· Jun 01 11:48 PM Sassy: I was thinking about 4 am Friday

· Jun 01 11:49 PM Kris: what about it?

· Jun 01 11:49 PM Sassy: Feeling the rhythm of your tongue on my nipple, matching the movement of your fingers and then your cock inside me… with it dark I was focusing on the feeling… the sounds.

· Jun 01 11:50 PM Kris: did it feel good?

· Jun 01 11:50 PM Sassy: Very.

· Jun 01 11:50 PM Kris: for me too

· Jun 01 11:51 PM Sassy: Makes my inside woggle thinking about it now

· Jun 01 11:51 PM Kris: good!

· Jun 01 11:51 PM Kris: we’ll have to do it again sometime!

· Jun 01 11:52 PM Kris: what sounds in particular?

· Jun 01 11:52 PM Sassy: your moans

· Jun 01 11:52 PM Kris: just before cumming and during?

· Jun 01 11:52 PM Sassy: yes

· Jun 01 11:54 PM Kris: I know you want me to talk more during sex….but you should be encouraged to know that I am much more expressive with you when I cum than “other times” I feel free to make sounds and that you’ll like it too… so that’s VERY different for me…and very fun!

· Jun 01 11:56 PM Sassy: I find it odd that you are so talkative and then just shut down… I suppose you are focusing on what’s going on, harder to think, talk?

· Jun 01 11:58 PM Kris: yes. I’m focusing on feeling…talking distracts me rather than turns me on. but that’s not to say I don’t want to try new things and need to find what turns you on. I’m willing to experiment and learn and do different things. part of it is that when you’ve been doing the same thing for so long in the same way there’s a bit of a “learning curve” but I’m willing to be a teachable student if you’ll keep being a patient teacher. : D

· Jun 01 11:59 PM Sassy: Sounds perfect!

· Jun 01 11:59 PM Sassy: I am so happy that you get that it isn’t perfect right off the bat, that it is worth working on

· Jun 02 12:00 AM Kris: I just hope it keeps moving in the right direction. I worry a lot about you not being satisfied, not cumming, giving up.

· Jun 02 12:02 AM Sassy: Not likely

· Jun 02 12:03 AM Kris: you seem to have a great capacity for “relishing what you DO get pleasure out of” and making that “enough” {for the moment)

· Jun 02 12:03 AM Kris: enough to keep going, trying new things… not giving up.

· Jun 02 12:04 AM Sassy: I get zilch at home, so it all seems to good to me!

· Jun 02 12:05 AM Kris: what do you mean by “zilch?”

· Jun 02 12:05 AM Sassy: I get nothing physical from Hubby

· Jun 02 12:06 AM Sassy: So holding your hand in Uno’s sticks out to me

· Jun 02 12:06 AM Kris: yes I know it means nothing…but with who? hubby….or “anyone for that matter”…..?

· Jun 02 12:07 AM Sassy: I am getting nothing from no one

· Jun 02 12:07 AM Sassy: Except all the wonderful attention from you!

· Jun 02 12:09 AM Kris: ok. just gotta get that sex thing really hot and satisfying for you. all my “extra-curricular” fantasies are all well and good….but need to keep the “main thing the main thing”… which I know for a fact YOU will not let us slip too far away from (even if it escapes me temporarily in my “dotage”). ; )

· Jun 02 12:10 AM Kris: tell me what you watched in the naughty video then I should let you go to sleep…as fun as it is to talk about sex with you.

· Jun 02 12:11 AM Sassy: They were pretty gross actually… if I find a good one, I will send it to you.

· Jun 02 12:11 AM Sassy: About squirting mostly

· Jun 02 12:12 AM Kris: I know we talked about this a little…but is that really squirting “v” juice? just find that hard to believe/imagine. think they’re actually pissing and saying it v-juice. LOL

· Jun 02 12:13 AM Sassy: I don’t know… was not pee from me!

· Jun 02 12:13 AM Kris: you’ve squirted?

· Jun 02 12:13 AM Sassy: Yes… you made it happen twice in the hotel in Salem

· Jun 02 12:14 AM Kris: that was squirting? I thought it was like an actual gush of v-juice that came out in a stream. did you experience it that way in Salem?

· Jun 02 12:15 AM Sassy: yes

· Jun 02 12:15 AM Kris: I don’t remember it in Salem. was that when the sheets were really wet? I though that was the first time in the hotel in Woburn after first lunch at the 99. but don’

· Jun 02 12:16 AM Kris: don’t trust my memory (I’m not keeping a journal)

· Jun 02 12:16 AM Sassy: The hotel in Woburn was where I got carried away and made it tough for you to sit down for awhile.

· Jun 02 12:17 AM Kris: not the sheets being drenching wet after?

· Jun 02 12:17 AM Sassy: No. that was Salem

· Jun 02 12:17 AM Sassy: with shrimp

· Jun 02 12:17 AM Sassy: it was an S day…Salem. Shrimp. Squirting!

· Jun 02 12:17 AM Kris: hee hee (as you would say)!

· Jun 02 12:18 AM Sassy: I should go to bed. But I don’t want to. Don’t want to leave you… and if I go to sleep I have to wake up and go to work. : (

· Jun 02 12:19 AM Kris: ok….but first tell me one thing you want me to do that we haven’t yet and then we’ll say goodnight.

· Jun 02 12:20 AM Sassy: mark me

· Jun 02 12:21 AM Kris: other than pee with the bathroom door open… or send you a pic of my feet.

· Jun 02 12:21 AM Kris: explain “mark me”

· Jun 02 12:21 AM Sassy: leave a mark on my breast

· Jun 02 12:21 AM Kris: how?

· Jun 02 12:21 AM Sassy: with your mouth

· Jun 02 12:21 AM Kris: bite you and suck hard enough to leave a mark?

· Jun 02 12:21 AM Sassy: Or you could draw it with a pen, I suppose

· Jun 02 12:22 AM Sassy: yes

· Jun 02 12:22 AM Sassy: something I can feel at the time, then look at when you’re gone and smile

· Jun 02 12:23 AM Kris: ok. I can do that…and will! hopefully soon. invite me to “cordially fuck you” when hubby has a date some time. if I can, i’ll be there.

· Jun 02 12:23 AM Sassy: Yes… I am working with him on this week’s calendar.

· Jun 02 12:23 AM Sassy: I am busy Tu with Mom and project meeting Thursday

· Jun 02 12:24 AM Sassy: More info as I get it!

· Jun 02 12:25 AM Kris: ok. Whenever. I’ll look forward to it. in the meantime can still bug you with texts and chatting. now time to say goodnight. Nite SEXY SASSY!!!

· Jun 02 12:25 AM Sassy: Good night dear man.

· Jun 02 12:25 AM Sassy: I may be quiet during work hours. Do not take it personally.

· Jun 02 12:26 AM Kris: Won’t. thanks for heads up….may restrain myself knowing that. understand. Nite!

May 30, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Prescription Coffee Mug

Saturday, May 31, 2014

On Wednesday, May 28, 2014 3:45 PM, Sassy wrote:

Subject: The coffee cup for you

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: May 31, 2014 10:56 AM

Re: The coffee cup for you

You’re funny! I was expecting some kind of sex joke. Gave me a chuckle and put a smile on my face (though I have no idea why you think it might apply to me!) (Just because I drink coffee ALL THE TIME!!!!!)

Kris

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From: Sassy

To: Kris

Sent: May 31, 2014 11:20 AM

Re: The coffee cup for you

Glad you got a giggle out of it! It’s fun to make you laugh.

Should I be miffed that you expect everything from me to be a sex joke? Geesh! Just because some high percentage of what I send might be construed as sexy and I am the very definition of sexy? I suppose if I have to be associated with some human activity, it is pretty good for it to be SEX!

Here are your suggestions for today:

1) Remember fucking at 4 am…

2) Take deep breaths.

3) Be intentional about where you put your phone, your wallet and your credit cards!

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Saturday, May 31, 2014 11:33 AM

Hi Sass!

Hope the project event was fun last night. Here’s what I texted you yesterday–that you say you didn’t get. It seems you don’t get texts I try to send when they reach close to a maximum number of characters allowed on my phone (which I should probably send in emails anyhow).

Anyhow…here what I wrote. No big earth shaking thoughts….just some “random” ones I had yesterday. I’ll start a few texts before it–to put in in context:

Kris: careful some man doesn’t sneak into your dreams….and u wake to find he snuck out of your head…right into your bed!…. 😉

S: That’s what happened last night! And it was marvelous! How’s work going?

(Then here’s the long text I wrote that you say you didn’t get):

B: Hoped you’d get it…u did!…Sassy AND smart! Didn’t work…will try to do early tomorrow (now today!). Worked out at gym…rode bike (even in rain, music blasting, makes me feel alive!). Thought of you all day–remembering special moments–things u worry about and hide make me closer when u trust me and disclose them (didn’t text this, but meant like medical stuff, etc.) Thrusting my cock in u and coming at 4:00 am didn’t seem to be hindered by you being totally asleep and waking slowly. that fuck was fantastic! Liked the side position for comfort and deep thrusting. Want to do again…with harder cock…for longer time. Maybe I’ll get you off that way (SOMEDAY!). Thought about you getting me off twice. Thought about how to get you there too. Thought about some sad parts of your life…but glad you tell me. Your nose in phone is worse than a “texting teen”…but you DID manage some self-control considering our “marathon of a meet”

(Next text):

B: Teasing! I really like you…I hope you know that…Mwah!

That was it! As I say, nothing too “earth-shattering”…but hopefully a little fun for you to read. Hope the project was fun last night….know you have something to do today and tomorrow. Hope there’s some fun in those for you today and tomorrow too.

Slept in late this morning…which now puts pressure on me to do work I put off. Have to leave here by 2:00 pm to go to a family party. I’m close to all my extended family–and their kids. So it’s kind of “obligatory.” It will be “ok.” Lots of family there from all over.

I probably won’t have work all done before I go—-so probably be forced to do it into late night again tonight. Ugh! Oh well, life goes on.

And you’re one of my favorite “diversions” —-hope I’m one of yours.

Mwah! Again, and again, and again!

Kris

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Kris: I did sleep well!…and too long. Now under pressure to do work till 2:00 when leaving for party that starts at 3:00. Won’t get finished and will be doing tonight late again after returning home. Ugh! Oh well…some parts of email might be memories serve as little “twinge triggers”…and with your rich imagination…morph it into anything you like…which reminds me of a joke I heard on radio… 11:42 AM

Kris: before i tell joke…i meant to text that I sent u an email…to make sense of above statement “some parts of email”…now joke 11:45 AM

Kris: “Did you know that life is not really about having fantastic experiences…but having mediocre ones that you write about on Facebook as IF they were fantastic?” 11:50 AM

Me: Absolutely! 11:54 AM

Kris: Absolutely what…that you think the joke is TRUE? 11:55 AM

Me: Totally! 11:57 AM

Me: Did you re-send that long text? 11:58 AM

Kris: So instead of “Another fun meet of mediocre sex with Kris”…you write something “less painful” in your journal? TEASING…(sort of) 😉 12:00 PM

Kris: Yes…resent it in email 12:00 PM

Kris: Oops! sent to mispelled email of yours…returned to me “undeliverable”…just forwarded to correct address…should be there… 12:06 PM

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: May 31, 2014 12:16 PM

Re: The coffee cup for you

Hey Sass!

If you WERE miffed how would I know it–since you’re always so “well-behaved”? But I hear a little “annoyance”–which even that makes me laugh a little–since you’re so “well-behaved” all the time. You ARE sexy—but much more that that to me. You’re witty, smart, really fun to be with, have lots of common sense, care deeply about people, take care of people, are creative, hard-working, responsible…I could go on and on. Sorry if I go “overboard” and make you feel like that’s “all” I think of you—FAR from it–trust me.

Sometimes I’m not sure when you’re teasing me. Like “take deep breaths”—-seems so “random”. Like you telling me you wanted a pic of my feet. Just to keep me “off balance”—it’s fun!

Kris

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Kris: Did u get email with resent, long text ok? 12:43 PM

Me: Got it! Liked it. Sitting outside Mom’s, waiting for her to come out. Off to lunch! Have fun at the party! Relax!12:45 PM

Kris: Thanks! You too! 12:47 PM

Kris: wife just showed me a cartoon a high school friend just sent her…Woman is sitting at bar with guy. She looks early forties, blonde, attractive… 2:28 PM

Kris: guy next to her is about six inches shorter, pot belly, bald with just a little hair on sides… 2:30 PM

Kris: balloon over woman says: “Umm…I thought your profile said you had long, wavy dark hair.” 2:33 PM

Kris: guy’s smiling happily and replies: 2:34 PM

Kris: “I do! It’s on my back.”… 🙂 2:35 PM

Me: Hee hee! 4:05 PM

Kris: still at party…waiting for main catered food to come out…”socialized” enough to afford sneaking away to a room to do some work…then eat…then leave… to add to my list (coffee cup reply–ehi 5:46 PM

Kris: …to add to my list (coffee cup reply…which btw feel free to buy me for my b-day on June 21st)…more ressons I like you… 5:48 PM

Kris: pretty eyes 5:49 PM

Kris: stick your tongue out at me 5:49 PM

Kris: soft, pretty hands (skillfully used in “sensitive places”… 😉 5:50 PM

Kris: great kissah 5:51 PM

Kris: make me laugh…not “silly laugh…happy…joyful…sometimes amused but more “surprised”… in very fun/enjoying way… 5:54 PM

Kris: very soft skin…ALL over…and so nice to touch…ALL over… 5:55 PM

Kris: AND… 5:55 PM

Kris: SEXY… (and yes that’s also a wonderful thing to be too)… 5:57 PM

Kris: AND… 5:57 PM

Kris: other things I’ll tell you later…gotta stop and do some work… later…hope your day’s going well…Kris. 5:59 PM

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Me: Heading to bed. Thinking of you. And your twelve texts. 🙂 11:56 PM

Kris: Hope you’re not overwhelmed by Gabby Kris. 12:09 AM

Me: Not so far! 12:10 AM

Kris: You’re so sweet…and patient. Nite…sleep tight…don’t let the bed bugs bite! 12:11 AM

May 29, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Meet #10 Part 2 – Cum for Breakfast

Friday, May 30, 2014

Meet #10 continues….

Best breakfast

I woke up again at 5:30 am with him nibbling on my shoulder. I glanced over – he has such a sweet smile. I have spent my first night with an AM man! Whee! He nibbled his way down my chest, kissed each hip then licked me slowly and carefully while he slid a couple of fingers inside me. Mmm… that is so good! I squirmed and moaned for awhile. Then I rolled over and took him in my mouth and sucked and pumped until he exploded! I swallowed all around him. Best breakfast I’ve had in a long time.

We cuddled and talked. He did some work on his laptop at the desk. We each showered and packed and took off.

Lunch

There’s a Panera in the mall, so we went there for a quick, fast and cheap meal about 11 am. I had their French onion soup and half a turkey sandwich. He tried one of their salads with an apple. He was surprised how healthy and delicious it was!

He drove me back into the city and dropped me off with a huge hug. He offered to carry my bags upstairs, but I could easily do it. I strolled into my place at 1 pm. I was worn out and meant to go right on to bed, but I ended up sitting at my desk, writing down everything I could recall about my incredible boat trip and the first overnight with a man from Ashley Madison. I got on a roll and did some work, paid bills, and ran errands!

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Kris: got a flat tire on boat trailer 15 minutes from home! left spare at home…on way to get to change tire…no big deal…just glad didn’t happen on our “adventure”…think u had enough for one outing! I had a great time! thanks for being such a sport…especially spending the night. you say “NO!” now…but never say never…u may go for a bike ride yet! Alfalfa. Mwah! 2:32 PM

Me: Oh no! So sorry to hear this! I’ve done payroll for work, paid bills online, ran to the bank, picked up meds, going to nap! 3:28 PM

Kris: careful some man doesn’t sneak into your dreams…and u wake to find he snuck out of your head…right into your bed!… 😉 3:48 PM

Me: That’s what happened last night! And it was marvelous! How’s work going? Here are the best photos from yesterday! 10:55 PM

Heading down the Charles River past Mount Auburn Hospital

Harvard University

Boston skyline

The Museum of Science

Following Duck Boats through the canal at the Museum of Science

The Zakim Bridge

The lock from the Charles River into Boston Harbor

Boston’s Harbor front – Rowes Wharf, Boston Harbor Hotel, International Place

Spectacle Island with the Boston skyline in the distance

The National Parks building on Spectacle Island

Our picnic table on Spectacle Island

A pretty tree

The empty docks with the Boston skyline

Lunch he grilled for us!

Dessert he made

The paddle wheeler in the harbor

Old Ironsides – the USS Constitution moored in Charlestown

TD Bank Garden – the big sports arena in Boston

Back through the lock after the Zakim Bridge

Boston’s Back Bay and the Charles River

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Kris: My last really long text ended with words: “considering our ‘marathon of a meet'”…if u didn’t get it i’ll resend it…in shorter “chunks”…and wanted to follow up with… 1:19 AM

Kris: Teasing! I really like you…I hope you know that. Mwah! 1:23 AM

Me: Oops! Never saw that. Email? Mwah! 1:27 AM

Kris: You’re still up?!? LOL! I’ll send it later this morning…going to bed now…you make me laugh and smile…like right now…Sassy “sexternet junkie”…smack on mouth with tongue…Nite! 1:32 AM

Me: I took a 3-hr nap before going out. I am writing about you, silly. Sleep well dear man. 1:40 AM

May 28, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Meet #10 Boating! First Overnight!

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Kris: If u like hot tea bring tea bags. I have a tea kettle and portable burner to boil water…on my way…beautiful day! Any better or still feeling crappy? 7:40 AM

Me: Feeling better! See you soon! 7:41 AM

Kris: Great!…Mwah! 7:42 AM

Kris: Heavy traffic…eta: 8:45 8:15 AM

Me: Ok. Just got out of shower, tossing stuff into my tote! 8:21 AM

Kris: I’m gonna park across street in shopping parking lot…can u take pic from ur balcony? 8:26 AM

Me: Sure 8:27 AM

Kris: K…i’ll b standing on back of boat holding up sign…u wont b able to miss me…feeling very “mischievous”… 😉 8:32 AM

Kris: Gotts pee like a race horse…stopping to…new eta: 9 am 8:39 AM

Kris: Just getting off 93…ugh 8:56 AM

Kris: Feels like taking forever…not used to heavy city traffic…but less than mile away 9:15 AM

Me: Yay! I am ready and waiting with my camera phone at hand! 9:15 AM

Kris: Dont freak out…Alfalfa… 😉 9:17 AM

Me: Why would I freak out? 9:18 AM

Kris: Here…you’ll see! 9:20 AM

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He is so funny! When I went out on the balcony, he was standing on the back of his boat holding up a huge handmade sign that said, “HI SEXY!”

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Kris: i can pull in around back if its easier 9:25 AM

Me: Okay. I have to get stuff from my car. Park just past garage door? 9:27 AM

Kris: k 9:28 AM

Kris: here 9:32 AM

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The Boating Plan

He had been telling me for weeks that he wanted to take me out on his boat. He told me about his fantasy about being on the water with me and showing me his favorite places and… I did not want to go. My brain could not shut up about all the things that could go wrong. I try never to ride in the same car with an AM guy… the potential for disaster on the water seemed ever scarier. What if there is some mechanical difficulty? What if we have an accident? or I get seasick? And I haven’t been outside in the sun for a long period for… over three years. How do I protect myself from all that sun? I don’t know what brand of sunblock to buy! I don’t have any “boating clothes!” Eeek!

I told him I was taking a week of vacation, so he honed in on a date and made a specific plan – renting a truck, mapping the trip, renting a hotel room! He patiently answered all my questions. He made it sound so fun. and possible. My friends helped me figure out the sunblock options. It was forecast to be a cool day, so I could get away with long pants and a hoodie and a hat and… okay. I’ll go.

Then I got sick. With a cold! Three days before we were supposed to go, while I was on vacation! The sore throat, the sniffles, the coughing… argh! I drank tons of water and slept and prayed hard to be better. I missed a meet with him. Ugh.

He had rented a truck through a vehicle-sharing program, but it fell through. I was half-hoping he wouldn’t find another way. But a friend loaned him a truck so we were back on track.

Boston Boating

Finally the day dawned and I felt better! I told him I could be ready at 8:30 am. It was a beautiful day – clear, 60 degrees – the best day of the week weather-wise!

He got caught in terrible traffic and didn’t appear until after 9 am, but he kept me updated via texts as he sat in the truck. He told me he’d pull up out front and asked me to take a photo from my balcony. He told me not to freak out. What?

He finally texted that he was out there. I go out on my balcony to look and he is standing on the back of the boat with a huge cardboard sign that says “Hi Sexy!”

Whoa! What a sweet silly man! I took a couple of photos of the truck and the boat and him. I sent one to my sister, just in case I fell overboard and never returned. Ha.

He pulled up behind my place. I met him down there with my tote and my overnight satchel and our bag of toys and chocolates. He said he needed to get ice for the cooler, so he went to the grocery store. I went to Dunkin Donuts to get a hot chocolate, trying to keep my throat from being sore.

We made our way to the Community Boating launch in Watertown. He does a great job of maneuvering the boat and truck.

I sat in the truck while he made things ready. I put Neutrogena SPF 70 cream on my face, then sprayed my hands with their spray. I sat on the dock while he put the boat in the water and motored around to pick me up. He helped me into the boat, seating me on cushions on the bow so I could see everything and relax. I felt like a pampered queen!

So I put my feet up and watched the world unfold as we cruised down the Charles River. I took photos and marveled at the sights. It was a very quiet day – only a few scullers now and then. It was so beautiful! The lush spring foliage, the huge variety of birds, the glimpses of buildings I know from the other direction! We went under bridges I go over all the time! It was so fun to have a new perspective!

It took us an hour to make our way to the Science Museum. We went through the canal there behind two Duck Boats.

We went to the lock that would lead us to Boston Harbor. There’s a big sign that says, “For passage, sound horn two long and two short blasts.” He tried it with his horn, which isn’t very loud. Then he tried his air horn, which he’d never used. He asked a passer-by on the sidewalk above, who suggested he try his radio. He doesn’t have one. He finally pulled over to check to see if he could walk up to the office.

A loud voice sounded, “Stay in your boat. Stand by. We will get you through.” A minute later the massive wooden doors opened and we went into the lock! He told me stories of coming in and out for the July 4th fireworks, being crammed in with a bunch of other boats. We were alone and could float along as the water rose. I told him about the Waterford Flight, a series of locks in upstate New York we visited to enjoy the lock-side parks and see the boats making their way through. Finally the big doors at the other end swung open and we made our way out under the new Zakim Bridge, out under the low train bridge and into Boston Harbor!

We passed the TD Garden, the State Police boats dock, the Coast Guard Station with its huge white cutters. There was no one around! He pulled around by Rowes Wharf, said it is one of his favorite views. I pointed out the new Federal Courthouse. We rolled along past the piers, as the water got rougher. I moved into the main part of the boat, sitting next to him, more protected from the wind and the choppy water.

We saw the huge cruise ship, The Odyssey, making its way out for a lunch cruise, and the Spirit of Boston, and the Provincetown fast ferry.

He went straight out to Spectacle Island, the formerly small patch of dry land that is now a huge, high island bulked up with all the dirt from the Big Dig that sunk the main highway through the city. It is part of the National Parks system, with an elegant visitors center, huge dock complex and multiple trails with picnic table with umbrellas. We moored there about 1:30 pm.

A picnic lunch

We dashed to the bathrooms in the Visitors Center, then he staked out a picnic table facing the dock and the city skyline in the distance. He told me to sit and relax while he toted various gear up from the boat. He had a cooler, a propane grill, a propane burner set, and bags of utensils and paper towels and everything you need for a picnic! I told him he could’ve brought a baloney and cheese sandwich, but he said why keep it simple when you can go all out?! He pulled out grapes, bananas, oranges, strawberries and raspberries! I munched on grapes while he set up the grill and tossed on two burgers and eight chicken tenders with barbecue sauce! Then he set up the burners to boil water for corn on the cob! He had a kettle and a pot!

He pulled out cucumbers and tomatoes. He handed me a peeler and a knife and ranch dressing. And salad bowls! I skinned the cucumber and sliced it. It was so fresh and delicious!

He had forgotten plates, so he went to the snack bar and asked for a couple. They gave him these very handy little black baskets with paper linings. So we ate the burgers and chicken, then corn on the cob (he brought butter, salt and pepper!)

Then he pulled out shortcakes, and whipped cream in one of those squirting cans! He sliced strawberries and mixed them with the raspberries and sugar (from a five-pound bag), then poured them over the shortcakes and handed me the whipped cream to top it off!

I don’t think I’ve ever had a finer picnic!

We were almost totally alone on the island. There was one other bird-watching couple who stopped to chat. And a couple of rangers. And one other boat where the people docked but never got out… just sat in their boat for over an hour.

The rangers announced the last boat out at 4:30 pm so we made one more use of the facilities and packed up. We took off from the docks about 5 pm and headed back across the harbor.

Heading back

It was amazingly quiet in the harbor. We ducked in here or there to get a closer look at the Legal Test Kitchen or Old Ironsides, and he got a little lost, forgetting where to swing in for the lock. I finally noticed when we hit Chelsea, knowing we were too far north when I saw the Tobin Bridge looming above us. He stopped at the Yacht Club for directions, which were not helpful. I told him I thought I could find it, if he turned around. We motored down to where the Coast Guard ships are moored and I told him to turn in, remembering those so clearly from our trip out. Then I saw the State Police docks and knew the lock was not far beyond those. We made our way through the lock and back onto the river.

There were several team of rowers out practicing with their launches. He went slowly past them so as not to create a wake. We made it back to the Community Boating area right at 6 pm.

I sat on a bench and watched as he pulled the truck around and pulled the boat back onto dry land. I wandered into the building between all the boats to find the bathrooms, then sat in the truck while he reattached all the wiring and covered the boat.

The Great Wallet Search

Then he noticed that he didn’t have his wallet. He thought he had left it in the glove compartment of the boat, so he uncovered the boat to get it. It wasn’t there. Argh! He went through his bags and other space in the boats, then some bags in the back of the truck, and then the truck itself. I looked various places. I prayed. Hard. He looked everywhere again. He was giving up, sitting in the truck, trying to figure out what he could do, where else it might be. He reached down and… it was way under his seat! Hallelujah!

Dinner

We made our way out to the burbs where he had rented a hotel room. I had spent my time in the truck during the Great Wallet Search looking for restaurants near it. We went to Uno’s Pizzeria in a mall. Contrary to their name, they have a wide variety of salads, burgers, and entrees. We shared the Mediterranean Farro salad, then he had the baked haddock and I ate the chicken parmesan with ziti. I adore their fancy non-alcoholic drinks! I had a frozen raspberry lime rickey.

The Hotel

We drove across the mall parking lot to the hotel less than .5 mile away! The lobby was a zoo! There were people waiting in line, people hanging out talking on their cell phones in various languages… the over-taxed desk clerk trying to check in multiple people at once and answer the phones. Kris checked in, had to run out to get the license plate of the borrowed truck, then back in to sign things.

We had a lovely room on the top floor overlooking the mall. I’ve never seen a hotel room with hardwood floors. I stared at my face in the mirror – no sunburn! A triumph of sunblock. I was a little windburned on my cheeks – just enough for a healthy glow but I couldn’t even feel it. I collapsed on the king size bed and took off my shoes and socks while he took a quick shower.

He strolled out of the shower and I had a great chance to look at him naked from head to toe. He has a wonderful body! Too skinny for my ideal tastes, but well-formed and very sexy. He wandered over and gave me a long kiss. For someone who started off saying he didn’t really see the point of kissing, he has certainly gotten the hang of it!

Play time

He pressed me back onto the bed and we kissed and groped and relaxed together touching and cuddling. He seemed very tired – he’d been up nearly 24 hours – but determined to play. He sucked on my breasts, then my belly button, and then moved down to play between my legs. I put my hand between his legs and made his gorgeous cock perk up. I rolled over onto my stomach and he played with my cheeks, then licked lower… mmm… he rolled over to get a condom and tried to enter me from behind but he couldn’t stay hard. I wish I knew what happens with that! He collapsed next to me… frustrated, self-deprecating. I soothed him… kissed him, played with him a bit more… but he was clearly falling asleep. I suggested he rest awhile, then wake me whenever he felt like it.

I got up, got a drink of water, crawled in next to him and turned off the light. I settled in to sleep. He stirred. “I want to see, okay?”

“Okay. Turn on the light.” He fumbled for the switch and the overbed light came on. I closed my eyes. He stroked my cheek.

“You are beautiful,” he whispered. Melted my cynical heart a little.

He turned off the light and spooned up against me. We drifted off to sleep.

On the floor

Next thing I knew, I was on my hands and knees on the floor! I fell out of bed! He was saying, “Are you okay?” I’m used to sleeping on the right side of the bed and I ended up on the left side, so I must’ve turned over out of habit, not realizing I was so close to edge and wham! He turned on the light, helped me back into bed. My left knee hurt, but it wasn’t skinned or anything. I lie there quietly, waiting for the adrenaline to ease… geesh. This guy is going to think I am a total freak! He was very soothing, patted me and spooned again. He is very caring.

Middle of the night

A long time later, I felt a hand moving over my breast and glanced at the clock with one eye… 4 am. He didn’t say anything, just started nibbling on one nipple and tweaking the other. Then he moved one hand lower, stroking my tummy and then my slit, then pressing a finger inside me. Something about the flicking of his tongue on my nipple and the motion inside me got me going. My hips twitched and my hand grabbed at his back. He tossed on a condom, rolled me partially over and was inside me. It was the first time we had done all this in the dark. There was something about it, being able to focus on the sounds and the feelings… I had one big jolt of electricity between my legs! Hooray! He shuddered and came hard. I drifted back to sleep with a big smile on my face. This sleeping overnight with a man who wants to have sex is fantastic!

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