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Truffle pie

Thursday, June 19, 2014

7:06am
Hiya kid!  Sorry I missed your call.  Thank you for thinking of me!  Hope your day is off to a good start.

7:08am 

The review went well because I distanced myself. Oh, I looked like I was paying attention, but I made up my mind this is stupid verbiage that will languish in a computer somewhere, doesn’t matter.  It gave me clues on how she thinks.  She is a hateful bitch but she didn’t put that in writing, just made nasty comments that I can’t show the union.  But I didn’t let it get to me.

7:09am
My guy… let’s call him Kris (for Kris Kringle because he looks like a skinny Santa and I’ve been told I can NOT call him Santa) came over and we played with my toys.

Kris is having dinner with Hubby and I this evening.  That should be… interesting.  He is freaking out a little, as most people would but he is good at dealing with that and moving on to have fun.

7:15am Phil 
Wow! Good attitude! Glad you had a relaxing evening. Tonight sounds fun as well! Working which sucks but get to have dinner with Fred each nite which has been nice

7:19am

Oh!  You are a lucky man!  Kris and Hubby keep running into each other as Kris is arriving or leaving, so I figured it’s time to do it in a more organized way, get all the nervousness out.  K asked why he should meet him and I said “Because you can. Another part of knowing me.”   We’ll see!
8:23am Phil 
Should be interesting. It’s is a little disconcerting. Did not stop me from fucking the hell out of you after I met him though

8:04pm
Delicious dinner at The Ninety Nine.  I had the bbq turkey tips again, with a special drink and dessert.

 Frozen raspberry lemonade
Chocolate raspberry truffle pie 
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Visit #13 Human piano

Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Me: Good morning sugar lips! I’ll be here at 5:30 pm…focused on that to avoid freaking out over performance review at 2 pm. Have a wonderful Wednesday! 8:03 AM
Kris: Ok! You’ll be fine. Playing “helpful husband”. bringing W insect repellant this morning. Told her to call if she needed anything to “help her out”. Really just evil, cheating, lying H covering proverbial ass. Setting her up to avoid any future surprise visits home at future “inopportune times”. U in her bed would be an “inopportune time”…think? How do u want me to mark u? Suck hard? Where?  Deceitful, Ass-Covering Spanky 😉 8:15 AM
Kris: Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Don’t let the bastards/bitches beat u down! Chin up tough Sassy! And just think…shortly we can jump in the game room and play with toys! Fun to have a sexy playmate! 😉 11:14 AM
Kris: How’d eval go? 3:34 PM
Kris: Have to stop and buy cell phone battery…may delay eta…go ahead and eat. i’m fine…keep u posted 4:42 PM
Me: I’m home. 5:35 PM
Kris: Here! 5:50 PM
Me: In elevator 6:00 PM
Kris: U mesmerizer! 7:16 PM
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Kris arrived about 5:50 pm.  I dashed down to let him into the garage.  He parked his motorcycle in my spot and we smooched in the elevator!  
We talked while I finished eating a bowl of cereal.  I am trying to save money and cereal is so easy!  He opened the birthday present I got him – two mugs that look like prescription bottles and have an Rx for caffeine!  Hee!  I had seen a photo of them on Facebook, and shown it to him, and he said he’d love to have one.  It was an inexpensive way to give him something silly and fun.  He is so addicted to coffee!  He drank three cups in the 90 minutes we were talking.  
I also gave him a 6-pack of toilet paper.  We got a case at work by mistake and the vendor didn’t know anything about it, didn’t charge us, so the boss told us to take some home.  I didn’t know if he could sneak it into the house, or would appreciate the gesture, but he seemed very pleased with it!  We are both struggling for money, so it is a small way to acknowledge that and try to help.  
He turned on the stereo – he likes the old rock on 100.7 FM.  He rubbed my back and we chatted about our days.  I had survived my performance review.  We went over the plan for him to have dinner with Hubby tomorrow night.  He asked why I want him to, and I said, “Because you can.  And it’s another part of getting to know me.”  
I also let him sample the wonderful chocolates from Nichols Candies in Gloucester.  He liked them!  He tried the sea salt milk chocolate caramels and a couple nut clusters. 
We went to my bed about 7:30 pm.  I put on the radio in there.  He gave me a delightful back rub then we got naked and played a bit.  Neither of us seemed particularly horny.  I had eaten too much cereal.  We talked and touched and kissed and I “played the piano” on his skin in time to the music.  He giggled!  So fantastic to see him relaxed and laughing.  He shoulders so much… I’m glad I can give him a break and be silly with him.  
He eventually got out the little pink rabbit vibe, stuck it on my clit and made me cum twice!  Whee!  It was getting late and he made noises about leaving, but I settled him back on the bed for a Sassy blow job!  Hee!  It is so hot to see his face and hear his moans when I hit the right spot at the back of my throat.  Yum.  
He took off right at 10 pm.  Hubby texted 20 seconds later asking when he could come home, and I was pleased to say NOW!  
Hubby came in and told me he’d run into Kris in the parking lot.  Kris was just getting off the phone so Hubby rolled down the window to say hello!  They exchanged pleasantries, he said how much he was looking forward to dinner tomorrow.  Wow.  
Kris sent me a sweet text.  He is such a nice guy! 
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Kris: Out! THANKS….AGAIN…;) Sleep well…see ya tomorrow! Mwah! 10:16 PM
Me: Yay! You are most welcome. Hope it was a great start to your birthday! 10:49 PM
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Meet #12 Clothed Man, Naked Woman

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Kris: Morning! Just got a message says “sleep well…” with time sent of 8:40am today. did u send last night or this morning? ANYHOW, have light work day. Office “Staff Day” – 4 hours of hanging out, food, games outside (on the ocean). Then just a little work. should be able to leave round 4:30-4:45. Hope u gave good day. My ETA is 5:45…. 🙂 !!! 8:53 AM
Me: Good morning! I sent the sleep well text about 11:20 pm. What fine weather for a work outing! Enjoy! 9:19 AM
Kris: Thanks! Strange it took so long for your text to arrive. Hope that never happens if I ever got a time-sensitive invitation to meet with Sassy! Wouldn’t want to miss THAT!!! 😉 9:28 AM
Kris: Sorry to bother u at work (will understand if u can’t reply) but cant resist sharing this “strange and wonderful” 😉 silly thought 9:52 AM
Kris: I was sitting on the toilet and it was a natural place for my mind to wander to the prospect of “future probings in certain places” and thought about how to “clean up” in case it happened (strange to think about–hope DL doesnt gasp at her office chair). ANYHOW, I thought to myself… 10:05 AM
Kris: Well…I suppose I could call my Doc and ask for a script for that colonoscopy prep solution – THAT sure cleans things up! LOL! 10:09 AM
Kris: Sorry, have a very “weird” sense of humor. Grin.. Alfalfa 10:10 AM
Kris: One last thought (you should be so lucky). If my Doc asked why, might end up like u being asked by Mom why u needed double-A batteries…stumped! (very rare for me…but that would be a tough one to explain) 10:20 AM
Kris: Aren’t affairs FUN? I’m having lots of it. Hope my “occasional strangeness” doesn’t weird u out too bad. counting in “Unflappable Sass” (btw..they used that word “unflappable” of how CA Chrome and jockey handled hype and crowd noise before the race – I watched with my Mom too! too bad he didnt win)….. Silly/Frisky Kris 10:27 AM
Me: Figures you mention unflappable. Mom asked me what flappable would look like! 10:29 AM
Kris: She sounds like a fun lady! Work on that lie you can live with…love to have lunch with two of you. Love to see how you”d handle it. Now THAT would be”different” for sure! 😉 10:33 AM
Kris: Will just eat usual…will bring some veggies to eat at your house. you’ll b dessert. (maybe light appetizer too. 😉 11:23 AM
Kris: Eta now 5:45-6:00. got ambushed with b.s. negative performance eval.  stayed to write 2-page rebuttal disagreeing with most of it before willing to sign. politely said “You’re clueless fucking idiots!” (in a “nice but direct way”). leaving office now. hopefully traffic not too bad. I already ate.. so go ahead and eat without me. see you soon! Smile! 4:52 PM
Me: Thanks for the heads-up. Sorry our luck with work is crap. 4:54 PM
Kris: Oh well…life goes on. Usually don’t have to deal with it too much…and frankly dont really care (in my “dotage”)…which they “kind of know”…and just pisses them off more…hoppin on bike now…can’t text and ride! See Ya! 5:03 PM
Kris: Here! 6:02 PM
Me: In the elevator! 6:03 PM
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Kris came over after work, arriving just after 6 pm.  He texted me as he approached and I raced down to the garage to let him in and settle his monster Harley in my parking space.  Hubby had gone off to project meeting.
We hugged and commiserated about various work woes. He’d had an awful performance review, based around one episode where he commented at a staff meeting, in a year of good work. I got yelled at by my bitchy boss in the open office about a spreadsheet she’d asked for in a hurry that was “not pretty.”  
He rubbed my back as I sat at my desk finishing some spicy potato salad I bought at Savenor’s.  That and a seafood salad sandwich made my supper.  I gave him a taste of the potato salad.  He had eaten earlier.  I showed him photos of me on the computer – some current, some old – and some family photos.  He made himself a cup of coffee.  He has a jar stashed on a high shelf.  
We sat on the sofa and talked.  He told me his wife thought of herself as a virgin when they got married, but she had fooled around some with other men and him.  He teases her because she doesn’t recall most of it, where he has very clear memories.  I told him about the same happening to me with Old Flame.  He went to make another cup of coffee, then asked if he could sit on my lap!  I had my legs up on the coffee table, so he straddled those and leaned in for a serious kissing session.  
He went to make another cup of coffee (yes, he is addicted to it!) and I sprawled on the sofa.  He turned on the radio to 100.7 FM and a bunch of 70’s tunes spilled forth… Stairway to Heaven, old Neil Young, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.  He sat on the end of the sofa and pulled my legs onto his lap.  He pressed his hand down my pants and played.  I had set out the toys on my desk – he grabbed a couple.  He took off my shoes, socks and my pants and panties!  He played with his fingers, and I kept him talking… said we were going to mix the normal with the sexy, see how that goes.  I’ve been working on him to talk more, feel free to moan and groan.  He tends to go very silent during sex… not at all like other times!  
I spun a scenario for him about being teenagers, sitting on the couch, listening to music, seeing what he could “get away with.”  He took the rest of my clothes off, so I was naked and he wasn’t.  Something so hot about that!  He got into it.  I picked up the tiny little keychain pink rabbit toy.  That thing really vibrates!  
He played with it inside me.  I picked up the purple tube vibe and pressed it various places on his chest and shoulder and nipple.  He picked up the silver bullet and kept working it along my slit… I listened to the music and closed my eyes and BOOM!  There was an intense, searing heat, like an electric charge.  An amazing feeling!  
We went into my bedroom.  We had talked ahead of time about me trying toys on him, but I suggested we had done enough special tonight… we should focus on making him cum.  He took off his clothes and we sprawled on the bed.  He has such a great body!  He has worked so hard to lose weight and get fit, but doesn’t see himself that way yet.  I tell him every time it occurs to me… he’s thin and muscled and hot!  
He requested a blow job and I took him from flaccid to rock hard with my hands and mouth.  He was sniffling so I asked if he’d taken Viagra.  He admitted he had… but didn’t feel like it helped him.  He had me lie on my back and got beside me, underneath me, like he did when we spent the night after the boat trip.  He came really hard.  Yay!  
He said he felt closer to me again… how at various times he feels a definite step closer.  He keeps thinking that’s it and then he feels closer again.  I told him I had that feeling also and we talked about the times it happened for each of us.
Then it was time for him to dress and go.  I was sad.  I haven’t been sad before… hmmm.  I asked him to remember the SOFA!  He smiled, kissed me and was gone. 
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Kris: Out! listen for toots bye…had wonderful time! Mwah! 10:44 PM
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AA Batteries

Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Me: Good morning hot stuff! 7:24 AM
Kris: Morning! I slept in late…almost never do. Outta coffee – gotta run to get some…cant live without that “caffeine fix” 🙂 u sent text early (7:24) U sleep well last night? 9:54 AM
Me: Hiya! Slept fine. Did you see text with invite for tomorrow evening? 10:09 AM
Kris: Yes! And sent text back saying YES! at 10:05pm last nite right after I got out of gym. text went on and on a little 😉 said goodnite, was going to bed early… blah, blah, blah… U didnt get? Oh well…my actual choice of words was: “ABSO… F’in… LUTELY”! (Little crude– but u get the point. 🙂 10:21 AM
Me: Nope. Didn’t see that. Glad I asked! Yay! Now I have something wonderful to look forward to! 10:23 AM
Kris: Me too! Mwah! 10:24 AM
Kris: Any thoughts about “things to do to u”? (Other than, “Try starting with a better job on some of the basics, Kris.”) LOL! Sorry, u would never say that (even if u thought it  😉 Maybe u could email me something…or not. As you’ve said….what “works” depends on mood…which cant know till “in the moment”. But if u think of something…email ideas. Can’t wait for how you’re planning to “work on me”. Need to find same for YOU! The above is what I said in text last night. (If I could fuck as good as i can send long texts you’d b cumming all over the place…need towels for all the V-juice)… Naughty Spanky 11:31 AM
Kris: May want to get a few more AA batteries for all the toys to have some. Never know when u might need ’em. 😉 And still want to hear how you tried using them on yourself. Take a ride in car – stop someplace private – use your rich imagination together with toys. Could b fun!…not “lonely. Never know till u try! Alfalfa 12:07 PM
Kris: Your standby response to things you’re not sure about: “We’ll see…” is better than “No, never.” But there’s no time like the present. Grab a couple toys before having dinner with mom, then “take your time getting home” 😉 12:17 PM
Me: I bought batteries while I was at Walgreens picking up a prescription for Mom.  She wanted to know what I wanted them for… I was stumped.
Kris: That’s why your online “counselors” say, “Have those ‘stories’ ready!” So when do I get to have lunch with the two of you? Want some help with a story? I’ve got more experience at making stuff up. LOL! 8:53 PM
Kris: Droppin bike off. (Your “Up To The Minute/Mundane/Who Cares? Report”brought to you live from Silly Kris). So what time is the game room open tomorrow nite? 🙂 10:33 PM
Me: Ha ha. I adore knowing where, what you’re doing! You may arrive any time after 5:30 pm Wed. 10:35 PM
Kris: 🙂 10:54 PM
Kris: Home…tired…goin to bed. Your first name is such a beautiful name…wanted to name my oldest daughter that…but lookin forward to lots of Sass soon! Big kiss nite. Kris. 11:10 PM
Me: Sleep well sweet man. 11:20 PM
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Vibe advice

Thursday, June 5, 2014
7:46am
Good morning!   Had a great visitor last night!   Meet #11 with the guy!  We had two firsts – watched porn together and tried all my toys!  The bullet was fun!  The rest eh.

8:25am Phil 

Oh cool! Sounds fabulous! Glad you had fun!
1:40pm Phil
Bullet sounds fun. First time with the toys, right?

1:48pm 
Yup
Was sad that it wasn’t you…
2:00pm Phil 
Guarantee that would have been fun. I have had the pleasure before. The Beach Gal really likes toys and liked me to watch or join in. Fred is a little shy about that but happy to use them on me. Two very different women.

2:05pm
I am not usually a “clit gal”, more of a g-spot, vaginal thrill person.  So I was surprised the bullet on my clit was the best.  My guy never played with any before, but was very fun figuring them out and paying attention to what worked and what didn’t on me.  I’ll see if I get to play with them on him next time.  What is best fun for you, so I can try that on him?
2:11pm Phil 
The vibration on my balls feels amazing while being sucked or stroked. If he is not freaked out about anal, the vibration anywhere near is wonderful. Having a dildo in your ass going at the same rhythm as a hand or mouth, oh geez. They also feel good in nipples. Pressed against the head of his cock will make him twitch too. I think the direct pressure from the bullet is what makes that so good. Neither girl is a clit girl. Both like it deep and hard.

2:13pm
Thanks!  Those seem doable.  Makes me hot reading that… want to try it out right now!
Boss is out sick today.  Such a relief!

2:19pm Phil 
That’s always a good thing. Just pay attention. You will know by his breathing and movements what he likes and does not like. Boys are not hard to figure out

2:20pm

He tends to be quiet… I am working on him that it’s okay to moan, groan or even talk!

2:23pm Phil 

Ah, then body language, his balls will draw up, cock will twitch, if he pulls away when you get near his ass you know.

2:25pm
We’ve done some ass play.  He’s fine, likes that.
2:26pm Phil 
Oh cool

2:45pm
I’m so glad I have someone to talk to about this stuff!  Thank you ever so much!

3:20pm Phil 

always a pleasure my dear
3:36pm Phil
Happy to discuss what I like, don’t like, what feels good and how. I’m not shy. Talked to a recently divorced guy this morning, he described himself as divorce poor. His advice was unless you hate her, don’t do it. I have finally arrived at a point where I am comfortable financially and I’m going to go back to struggling if I go. That sucks. 34 years complicates things and the fact that she does not work really fucks me over.

9:32pm Phil 

[photo of him in a sweatshirt smiling]

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Meet #11 P0rn & Toys

June 4, 2014 Wednesday
Today marks two months since we met at PF Chang’s and necked in the parking garage!

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Me: Guess you missed my 8 pm text that said I was going to bed. Sorry! Woke up at 2:30 am… heh. Have a wonderful Wednesday! 5:06 AM
Kris: Sorry it wasn’t me that was there to wake u up at 2:30… 😉 No text about u goin to bed…just about shopping together at Shaw’s tonite for dinner. I woke up laughing thinkin bout that. I thought: “She trusts me enough to fuck me…but not to just pick up a ‘few things’ at Shaws”…lol. “Wonderful Wednesday” starts bout 4:30…when I get to hop on my bike and head toward you! Glad u went to bed…sucky work draining you? I cant “kiss it and make it all bettah”…but i CAN kiss you ALL OVER and will be SOON! 🙂 6:02 AM
Kris: Good morning sunshine! Hope u have a good day. Been thinkin of u a lot…be good to see u soon! Kris 9:11 AM
Me: Leaving work! What’s your ETA? 5:01 PM
Kris: 5:45 depending on traffic. leaving work now…where do u want me to meet u? 5:04 PM
Kris: I have veggies to eat but could meet u at shaws if u still want to. on bike 5:06 PM
Kris: Gonna ride now…will stop in a bit to check your message. 🙂 5:07 PM
Me: Come to my place. 5:08 PM
Me: I’m home! Ready! 5:37 PM
Kris: K…here…at garage door! 5:51 PM
Me: Be right down! 5:51 PM
Kris: 🙂 5:52 PM
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Kris and I had a fun time at my place tonight.  He rolled into the garage on his motorcycle about 6 pm.  I met him down there.  We kissed in the elevator.  
We talked as he made himself supper in my kitchen.  He chopped veggies into a bowl and added salad dressing.  I ate a sandwich from Savenor’s. We sat on the couch together and talked and talked! 
We tried two things tonight that I’d never done:
1) P0rn
He wanted to watch p0rn together, so I sat at my computer and he stood behind me massaging my back and I pulled up my favorites gifs and short videos.  It didn’t go so well, even though he said they were good, taught him more about my likes, and were making him hot.  I couldn’t see his face or touch him. 
2) Toys
We moved to the bedroom.  He said he wanted to try my toys.  So he got my big towel, spread it on the bed and settled me on it.  He got out my toys and the lube from under my desk.  He sat on the edge of the bed experimenting as he leaned over me.

We tried the bullet first, on my clit.  He rubbed it back and forth slowly, then held it on the spot, pressing gently.  It had a very good effect – I had a shot of serious tingles.

Next we tried the little purple vibes and the stunt cock inside me… not much. I was surprised. I think of myself as a “g-spot gal” so I expected the big internal toys to set me off.  But it was the little clit toy that caused the biggest tingle!  

He asked me to slide over – he got flat beside me and then got behind me and tried to come up from underneath but he couldn’t get hard.  So he asked me to suck on him until he was hard.  That worked!  He was behind again, underneath, pounding away until he came!  Whee! 
He took off about 10:15 pm.  He drove around the front as he left, and I heard him toot his horn with Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” blasting from the motorcycle’s speakers!  He is so silly and sweet! 

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Kris: When I go past your place, do I turn left or right to head home? 10:30 PM

Me: Left 10:31 PM

Kris: K…Mwah! 10:32 PM

Kris: Out. you’ll hear: toot ta ta toot toot toot as I go under your balcony…Alfalfa. 10:42 PM

Me: I heard you! And the music! Mwah! 10:44 PM

Kris: The silly things a girl has to put up with just to get laid…eah? if u can keep putting up with my lame efforts to get u off.  I wouldn’t worry about me losing interest cuz you’re “not different to me anymore.” So relax…like you’re helping me to. I’m just jealous of your phone sex boyfriends… at least they get u off! 😉  Jealous Spanky. 11:55 PM

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Cum slut

From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 9:59 PM
Subject: Re: Storm stories
Hiya Stan!  
I hope your “day after Sandy” went well.  It was so gorgeous here most of the day… just leaves down to show something odd happened yesterday.  And a big crack in a hall window at work!  
Aha… the stunt cock is sticking in your mind, eh?  It is a monster.  I must admit my first impression was, “You want me to put that where?!”  But I have been watching videos and getting used to the idea.  I hear a butt plug can make me tighter and better for you.  And do interesting things inside you.  Maybe you should ask for some special jewelry for Christmas, like a ring… a very special cock ring!  Hee hee.  One of my blogger pals wrote a funny post about wearing his metal one to the airport… oops.

It took me awhile to figure out that it’s okay to write about stuff I’ve never done… the first time I typed “strap-on” during a chat (never having seen one) was… interesting.  And I am relieved it doesn’t have to be something I could do.  Some stuff I write would take Cirque du Soleil training!  Though writing gets me a lot closer to doing things!  

I have to giggle at you being turned on by random ladies – being able to see the potential of the store clerk or the accountant.  So many men are looking for the super model and missing the incredibly hot business woman who would rock their world!
Alter ego!  Exactly!  I am definitely the Super Sexy Woman with the Clarice Kent people see.  Sassy is a very… intimate name.  Sass… even more.  They are a secret.  That you are in on.  And that is a very rare thing.  The sexy me.  The fun me.  The wise acre.  She only exists on the internet… and in a man’s arms.  You’ll probably run into the demure lady if we meet… and have to help me get out!  
What’s a cum slut?  Talk more about that… 
 -S
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From: Mr Truck
Nov 1, 2012
To: Sassy
I’ve watched a few strap on videos, women on women and women on men. Some hot stuff. Fantasizing about anal is fun but in reality I’d have to stick to something way less than a 9 incher, although a lubed finger is always nice.  I bet you’d look great with a strap on and with a butt plug in. Have you had any ass play experiences? I think it would be hot to fuck you while you have a plug in, or how ’bout slowly fucking your ass while you had a big dildo up your wet cunt? I suppose most women don’t like the word ‘cunt’ but I find it sexy, often more erotic than the softer cuter ‘pussy.’
A cum slut in my definition is a promiscuous (in mind or reality) woman who loves to fuck and suck, swallows and plays with cum, loves it shot anywhere on her body, and loves looking at it in porn, AND talking about it.
By the way, when I eat pussy, I love to combine it with asshole licking. Do you like that?
Yes a little horny today!
xox

-Stan

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Truck fantasies

From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Monday, October 29, 2012 8:12 PM
Subject: Storm stories
Hiya Stan!
Hope you had a good day.  My cable has been out from this hurricane… been trying to send this since about 2 pm!  Wicked bored but otherwise okay.  How are you doing? 
Wow!  Five messages!  You are so good to me.  I’m watching the wind ravage the trees through the murky mist… and now I have something so much better to do!  Let’s see if I can answer them all in one… make it easier going forward.  
Sounds like you had a productive weekend!  Did your family arrive despite the weather?  
Message #2
> I LOVE pussy for breakfast, it’s the breakfast of champions!
I was so wishing there was a man here this morning who would take me back to bed!  This weather seems perfect for exploring and whispering and cuddling and serious fucking! 
> I got a delightful tingle in my ass & cock when you so boldly told me how you’re envisioning me with that stunt cock, a fucking 9 incher no less. Love how you immediately upped the ante from the one experience it told you about.  It’s like you already own my ass (as if I wouldn’t gladly hand it over to you whenever you wanted it anyway).
Own your ass?  Oh my… yes please!  I’ll be very nice to it.  You inspire me… sadly it’s a case of “writing about something I’ve never done” but I have watched p0rn and read about it… many of the sexy bloggers are into ass play.  You should know what it’s like to be filled and have that spot used to its full potential!  
> What’s the biggest cock (rough estimate) you’ve ever taken inside you?
Hmmmm…I haven’t kept track but I think most of them were in the 6-7 inch range.  There have been thin and longer, some quite short… each has its merits.  I actually prefer the average to the huge, which is too tough to deep throat! 
Have you tried a cock ring?  I’ve read articles about them and wonder how they’d make you feel and how they’d feel hitting my clit as you pound into me.
> (Insert your real name here)
Oh, you are so sly.  🙂  Hmmmm…. why?  I associate that name with the demure, boring business lady who is no fun.  Sassy is the only one who talks to men in a sexy way. The demure lady is always going on about risk and mess and I try not to listen to her!  And I feel safer staying anonymous.  No one knows both parts of me. But if you have to know, explain why and I will tell you when I am lying in your arms. Maybe.
>Ah you certainly know all kinds of ways to get my attention, especially drooling on my nipples. 
I pay attention to what you say… find that it makes the fantasies (and then the reality) sooo much better!  
> I’m touching them as I write, wondering how big your nipples are. 
I’ll see if a photo can be had… or do you like to leave some things to discover in person? 
>And I love your gifs, they are like little hot post-it notes for me. I could really use burying my face in your melons today, then kiss you as you jerk me off all over them
It took me while to understand the gifs… but now I adore them.  Just a little something to spark things… like this:
Breast sucking, hips popping
> I’ve had many affairs over the years
Thanks for sharing about your ladies.  Very interesting!  It is nice know you are not new to this and can expand my horizons. 
I’ve never watched p0rn with a man… sounds like a great idea! 
> I don’t think I’ve ever had a love affair where I went completely head over heels, nor where the woman did the same.  
I lost my heart to the old flame… twice.  Once as a 14 year old who had no idea what it meant, and two years ago… when it meant intense longing and ache that nearly broke me in half.  I am hoping to steer clear of that and have fun!  It’s tricky because I associated sex with showing a man how I felt about him emotionally.  But I have started to see if can be more physical and less complicated.
I am so cheered that you are okay with larger women. Guys are so cruel online about it! 
> I put on this girl’s panties once, they were black and had a sizable creamy wet spot in the crotch because we’d been kissing and heavy petting for an hour. It was great, not to cross dress, but to feel her warm wet gooey spot at the base of my balls. Something not many men have felt!  
Interesting and very hot! Most men are very threatened by looking less than manly, but it is just fabric!  I so adore insights into how the other gender feels things.  I could deal with fabric, but not being mean to him about it.  “Nice” is too woven into my personality.
> Ya know, I have sloppy seconds fantasies. I imagine meeting my girlfriend just after she’s been with her other lover. She’s obviously disheveled, hair messed up a bit, has red marks on her neck as well on other parts of her body, lipstick all rubbed off but the stain still visible on her lips. The first thing I do is tongue kiss her deeply while feeling her up, almost rudely, treating her like the sweet slut she and I know she is. Next she is resisting my hand as it makes its way down the front of her pants, feeling her warm crotch, and then putting my hand inside her pants & panties, as we both gasp when my finger penetrates her lips to reveal her juices mixed with her lover’s spent cum…
Yowza that is hot!  I have written about something similar.  Often, my guy pals call me after a meet to brag and decompress.  I took that a step further and imagined meeting a guy for lunch and going back to the hotel room to talk, seeing the remnants of his busy morning, and ending up… seeing if he had any cum left.  🙂
Message #3 Re: erotia
> No surprise you’re a terrific writer of erotica! You do it so well and without even one dirty word 😉 Such great attention to detail and a real command of the pacing and the flow.
Thank you for your praise!  I hope to make it so the man can see himself there, with me, feel the heat… get excited for more. 
Often these ideas take over my mind and I have to write them down to get them out so I can think again!   Most of them are too long and specific to one guy to share, but I will try to find a few more to send.
>Mmmmm nothing like spurting inside you huh? I think you mentioned you like the feeling of warm creamy cum coating the walls of your vagina. Would be nice to use a hand mirror to watch as the cum finally makes its way out of you. A hand mirror would be nice also for you to watch me eating your pussy….Sending you wet kisses on your neck……
You do have wonderful ideas.  🙂
Message #4  Video
> I basically had an open invitation to fuck her with her husband but turned it down in the name of art 😉
I adore your stories!  Did you keep the tape and watch it?  Have you gone on in your mind over the years?   I have a bi-curious blogger pal who had sex with his wife and another man, and really wanted to do stuff to the man but just could not get up the courage… it is a great source of fantasies for him.
Message #5 69
>  I could almost be partially standing up, leaning over, fucking your face while kneading your tits, and spreading your legs to eat you. I like the flexibility that might provide for both of us.  Do you like licking and sucking a man’s balls?
Oh!  This sounds so delicious!  Yum yum… yes… I like to take you deep in my throat and press a finger inside you, and suck each ball in, and rim your ass… it’s my playground!  I want to feel your hips roll and hear you moan and beg or adjust me until it is the best thing you ever felt…
Welll… I am completely revved up now!  Man… I wish you could feel the muscles inside me, clenching. Pulsing… damn. 
BIG HUGS!  And a sensual kiss, too! 
-S
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from: Mr Truck 
Oct 30, 2012
To: Sassy
Hey there Sassy!
Glad you took the initiative to centralize our disparate emails, they were beginning to reproduced like rabbits……..mmm rabbits
My family did make it here.   We all kind of make fun of the storm hype.  I hear it’s much worse down around NYC/NJ.  
Yes you and I would do well exploring each other on a stormy day, or any day. And yes I too write about stuff I’ve never done, that’s what makes sharing fun fantasies so fun! One of the things that really got to me yesterday when you mentioned how you envisioned me was that it was with a stunt cock. I’ve never had a woman play with me with anything but a nondescript vibrator/dildo. So when you suggested something that looks like a veiny 9″ cock with a big head on it, inside me with lots of lube, I’ve not been able to get that out of my mind. I’ve been thinking about you, when I pull off your panties, revealing a nice butt plug buried in your ass. Again, this doesn’t even ever have to happen, just fun imagining it.  As far as porn, I don’t like a lot of the anal sex vids, they just look too damaging with giant cocks reaming a woman’s rectum. The one where the guy is not so big and he’s pumping very slow are nice.
I’ve never tried a cock ring, I understand they’re good for helping retain a stiff hard on, never considered the woman feeling it, so that’s something we’d need to explore….NOW!
That’s nice that Sassy is your alter ego, your bad girl. But I am so turned on by you being the demure boring business lady!  Those are just the kind of women I see in a bank or in the supermarket that I immediately want to fuck. I don’t need your real name.
I’d love to see a pic of your nipples, and I know I owe you a pic of me hard in my boxer-briefs. I’d really LOVE to see a full body pic of you, you can Photoshop-out your head for now! Hey your latest gif is nice, actually my eyes were drawn to her tight panties and her sweet little camel toe.
Who are the guys online who are cruel, not on AM though?  I find that many many men are looking for BBWs, have a natural attraction to big girls and the treasures they possess. When I’m with the wife (who’s short and skinny) I have to be careful about being caught staring at zaftig women. But I like all kinds of women, especially ones who are ‘nice’ like you. Nice goes a long way. I could see us being in love-lust, knowing and appreciating each other and caring in a loving affectionate way, like being in love in a parallel universe.
Loved your fantasy about ‘seeing if the guy had any more cum left.’ I like thinking of you as a cum slut or at least cultivating that in you.
No, the couple kept the tape, I shot it for them. Wish I could see it though. I too have very hotly fantasized about playing with a man in a MFM threesome. I imagine watching and hearing the woman sucking the man, only inches from my face or licking her clit as he fucks her, hearing his balls slap, again, only inches from my face. Then when he’s about to cum, the woman surprises me by holding my head still as he begins stroking with his cock pointed at my face, giving me about a minute to contemplate what’s about to happen. He then shoots his load all over my face. She then begins licking his cum off of me, cum kissing me as we both take turns kissing and licking his half hard spent cock. I like tasting my own cum and it’s so taboo having horny thoughts about tasting another man’s. I think about it a lot.
Mmmm you sucking each one of my balls as you finger fuck me is something I really need, every man needs servicing like that. Imagine the load you’d create inside me by doing that.
Ok I’m ready to jack my cock to some big girl porno…
Talk soon!
Stan

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Mr Truck Toy Talk

From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Subject: Re: Hi 
Sent: Sat, Oct 27, 2012 6:27:45 PM 
Hiya Stan!
Thanks ever so much for your comments.  Wow… nothing like porn in the morning, eh?  🙂
It’s wonderful to share this way – a first for me.  It helps me to understand you… what it might be like to be alone with you.  And that seems like a very good idea! I like to hear your thoughts, until you can’t think anymore and your eyes roll back and… mmm… 
I got talked into buying a box of toys – “They’re on sale!” so I have five sitting under my desk.  Hope to have help figuring out how they can enhance things.  Great that you might have a clue!  
I can get my nipples into my mouth.  Though so far, I’ve seen that as a man’s job!  But might be convinced otherwise… As far as wanting to watch it?  I think that’s a guy thing.  🙂
-S
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From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2012 9:06 AM
Subject: Re: Hi
Love porn and sex in the a.m. my favorite time. A box of toys? Christmas cum early! I love seeing a woman lick and suck her dildo before inserting it into her voracious vagina.
Yes I’m up for the job of nipple sucking and about 20 other things I want to do with those bodacious ta tas of yours. I do like sharing them with a woman, both our tongues on them at the same time.
I’ve asked about your ass a few times and I’m almost certain you’ve not replied, but since my track record on email details has been bad lately I’ll apologize in advance if you already covered–or uncovered–your ass.
Do you enjoy 69? It can be fun and gratifying. Have you ever squirted? Some amazing videos of squirter girls.
You had earlier commented about me cuming before the guy in the video does: although I do prefer to shoot my load when the guy does, especially if his is copious, but often there are certain scenes where I focus in on something I want to, or are overwhelmed by that makes me want to orgasm over.
More soon!
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From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2012 10:19 AM
Subject: Re: Hi
Good morning Stan!
Oh, if only I could roll over and find you there!  Breakfast would be delayed…. 
I am seeing a 9 inch vibrating stunt cock inside you… slowly with lots of lube.  Want to find that p-spot that causes all the trouble! 

Or perhaps a tiny bullet with a delightful buzz?  The tiny rabbit key chain makes me laugh… would be fun to hand that to the cashier at the grocery store with my discount card to swipe, eh? 

While you are planning 20 things for my melons, I am drooling over tasting your nipples… finding out what makes your hips roll – a flick of the tongue or a gentle bite and twist?

Hmm… here’s a little breast squeeze for fun

I knew you wouldn’t let me get away without answering the ass question… not sure what to say!  There are lots of words for my chest but my sexy ass?  Old flame dreamed about it for 35 years?  It’s more than a handful?  Maybe you can tell me someday.   
Will you tell me about your extramarital adventures?  That’s the one question you’ve glossed over.  I don’t judge… find it all fascinating, so let it out. 
69 is a challenge… I used to hate it because I couldn’t concentrate on pleasing him while he was doing those amazing things to me! I have gotten better at relaxing and enjoying and sucking at the same time!  I’ve also started to make it a game… who can do better at distracting the other person?  I must say, the guy usually forgets what he’s doing first!  Do you like being on the bottom or the top when all that’s going on?  I am usually on the bottom with my neck hanging over the edge of the bed… but want to try it lots of ways. 
Squirting? I am not sure.  There were a couple of times I thought so… but I was kinda too busy to pay that much attention other than whoa that was… wow.   Is there a definition other than massives amounts of fluid and screaming? 
I should know better than to comment on ejaculation timing!  It’s all good… there are definitely videos where I am way ahead of the ending because of a hand or a cock or a mouth doing something spectacular that twists my insides and makes them roll.  
Are you watching football or battening the hatches for this super-hyped storm?  I took at look at a grocery store parking lot and it’s been a madhouse over there!  
Stay high and dry dear man. And think of the buxom wench!  
 -S

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Ass play

Tuesday, July 10, 2012
9:14am
Hiya, kid.  Have a terrific Tuesday! 
9:28am
You too!
12:35pm
Off work, just picked up H’s new Apple laptop we can’t afford.  
Off to lunch with project peeps, gorgeous day here!

1:47 pm
Another day, another scrod @ Jimmy’s Steer House.  Yum.

2:06pm Phil
That thing have a camera on it? 
2:11pm
Yes…why?
2:22pm Phil
thinking of you and BOB on video!
4:21pm
I do so admire your mind.  
6:52pm Phil
HA, ha, just saying 
7:06pm
I’m helping at project meeting again
2:11am
What it might look like?  Sleep well, sweet man.