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Travel plans

Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Kris: Friday is supposed to be sunny but on the cool side.  high of only 60.  little cool on bike. Saturday supposed to be warmer.  high of 70. maybe leave Saturday.  spend night someplace.  but would need to bring you home by 1:00 on Sunday.  I have to be home Sunday by 2:30.  Also, as far as where we go, would you be interested in seacoast ride thru NH into southern ME instead of R.I. or Gloucester?.  .Part of reason is helmuts.  only one really fits both of us.  I wouldn’t have to wear in NH or ME.  you could wear mine…didn’t that fit when u tried it on?  I know the full helmet with shield was too small for u and it’s tight on me. 1:30 PM
Me: Sounds great! 1:53 PM
Kris: Ok to have u back by 1:00 on Sunday? 1:57 PM
Kris: still need to have lunch with mom on Saturday.  leave after that? and finally, can u split costs?  don’t want to stress u out but money’s really tight lately.   2:09 PM
Me: Sounds fine – timing, paying. 2:11 PM
Kris: Ok.  great!.  I’ll find place to stay. tell me pick up time on Sat.  I’ll make every effort to be on time. (for a change)! 2:16 PM
Me: What time is good Saturday? Want to have lunch with Mom or no? 2:28 PM
Kris: Any time Saturday is fine. Wouldn’t mind having lunch with mom…but would feel funny not paying for everyone since we kidded about that last time. But can’t afford to. 3:46 PM
Me: I can get out of lunch with Mom. With you on your bike it doesn’t quite work anyway. I’ll do her pills tonight and can be ready anytime you say on Saturday. This is going to be so fun! 4:27 PM
Kris: You’re a great sport! You will be safe.  but wear a diaper just in case (you shit your pants).  .JUST KIDDING!  shopping for place to stay.  will let u know pick up time later.  Persistent Alfalfa 😉 4:53 PM
Kris: The place I want to stay only has one room left.  two double beds.  can you live with “enough room to have sex.  cuddle a little”.  but then I’d move to other bed to actually sleep.  …or would you rather I find other place with queen bed? 6:01 PM
Me: Whatever you think. Maybe call hotel for q room? Sometimes they have rooms they don’t offer online. 6:06 PM
Kris: Did call.  I’ll keep looking.  sounds like you’d prefer queen…me too.  found Ramada marked down from 169 to 116.   125 with tax.   63 each. That too much? can find cheaper.  but Ramada nice place. Open to what you’d like.  budget.  let me know.  don’t be shy 😉 6:13 PM
Kris: Changed mind.  going with Hotwire.  $79 total.   40 each.  won’t know exact hotel till after I book.  so little gamble. but had good luck in past.  so “pulling trigger”.  will let u know shortly “what we got” for 79 bucks!   🙂 6:26 PM
Kris: Nope.  still searching.  didn’t guarantee bed size.  I’ll find something! 6:32 PM
Kris: Ok! Done! King bed with ocean view.  Sea Breeze Motel.  Bar Harbor, ME… 99! Put your big girl panties on.  you’re going for a gorgeous but LONG motorcycle ride with a nice man who will go slow and make sure you are safe. Give me the earliest time possible to pick you up on Saturday. I’ll be there…and on time! I’m excited! (No not like that…but we’ll work on that too. Don’t forget toys this time. 😉 6:55 PM
Me: Wow! 9 am? 7:01 PM
Kris: Ok.  but I think I acted a little impulsively. it’s awfully far for one day trip.  and really didn’t want to be on highway. if I pay for another night.  could you leave work early Friday.  spend Friday night in Portland, head to Bar Harbor Saturday morning. Plus, you get two chances for poor to fair sex instead of just one. Your contribution for room stays at 50.  my mistake/poor planning. Can’t cancel Saturday room in Bar Harbor.  online non-cancel deal. Watcha think? 7:10 PM
Me: Sure. I have a lunch meeting, could leave by 2:30? Or cancel lunch if you need earlier. 7:12 PM
Kris: 2:30 would be early enough.  at your place? would we avoid Friday rush hour at 2:30? 7:15 PM
Kris: Fri nite staying at Grand Beach Inn, Old Orchard Beach.  Hotwire deal for only 62.69.  decent place for price.  don’t know what size beds.  can see at: www.grandbeachinnmaine.com 7:59 PM
Me: Those hotels look wonderful! Thank you ever so much for dealing with all that. 9:07 PM
Kris: I actually think it’s fun…you’re welcome! Pick u up at your condo at 2:30? Think we’ll miss Fri rush hour traffic? 9:26 PM
Me: Can you pick me up at work instead? 9:29 PM
Kris: Sure.  will u be able to bring everything? Don’t let the toys fall out of the bag at your desk. Picture your evil boss holding one up asking, “What’s this little silver ball with a cord and switch for?” And you say, “This AM guy’s trying to convert me to a clit girl…still prefer a good hard fucking…but the little ball feels amazingly good!” You can see yourself having that conversation… right? LOL 9:41 PM
Me: Plan to have just my duffle. Can you strap that on the bike somehow? You are a bad bad man… I like that. 9:46 PM
Kris: It will fit easily inside the tour pack (compartment behind the seat).  or some can go in side “bags”…no problem…2:30 then? What’s the address? 9:50 PM
Me: [my work address] 9:52 PM
Kris: Dress very warmly.  winter jacket.  gloves.  scarf.  think “70 mph wind chill” (not directly…cuz windshield/faring/behind me will shelter you).  but can get chilly.  especially Friday when temps are low. 9:56 PM
Kris: Could u look for a restaurant to stop at on the way Friday night, someplace near Wells, Kennebunk or Kennebunkport.  where we should be around 6:30-7.  if that’s not too long to wait. Or a little south of there, like Ogunquit.  thanks! 12:16 AM
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Risk life and limb

Monday, September 15, 2014
Kris: OMG. FINALLY.!!!!!! You really are incorrigible! Willing to risk life and limb.  just to get laid.  and not all that well (give you quarter later).  when? where to? R.I.? 9:00 AM
Me: My goodness you’re insulting this morning! To both of us! My week is open except Tuesday evening. Could take an afternoon off if you like, or focus on the weekend. Not sure about RI vs Gloucester. You have a preference? 11:58 AM
Kris: L0L…”my goodness”?  “insulting”? Too “sensitive/gentle.” Where’s your sense of humor?! (Put Sassy on the phone…she’ll come back with something sarcastic like: “Ha, ha…wise guy…and that will be $1 for the massive self-deprecation.”) If you could get Friday afternoon off that might work.  but need to see what schedule looks like first.  should know by Wed. Either Gloucester or R.I.  no preference. can u afford to split the costs?  serious financial pressure lately.  but want to get a room.  maybe spend night? 12:29 PM
Me: Sounds so good. We’ll work it out. 5:01 PM

Kris: 🙂 5:31 PM

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Quid pro quo

Sunday, September 14, 2014
Me: Hiya! Hope you’re having a good day. 6:23 PM

Kris: Hi, had 2 dates in last 2 days – both were 2nd dates. 

1) yesterday had dinner on the shores of Lake Champlain in VT (175 miles from my house…350 mile round trip last night just for a dinner date!) older lady, pretty, nice, but still raising too many kids (has total two dozen or so combined bio, step and adopted kids!) went back to her house after dinner and met a number of them. – really nice kids…huge gorgeous house in upscale neighborhood, but just too much with all the kids.  and though she’s pretty… age is showing a little too much (of course, age is not showing on ME at all. I still look 21. LOL). will b gently saying goodbye to her. 9:56 PM

Kris: 2) Today had “dream date” 2nd date – pretty, funny, smart, my age. Decided to go on first bike ride of her life! I wanted you to take the real “virgin ride” but, alas…today’s date was the first woman to take a real ride. Picked her up at apartment at 9:30 this morning, took seashore roads all the way up into Maine. Gorgeous ride and day.  She thought she would be scared, but ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT! had brunch – very ritzy….gorgeous site on ocean. next text is VERY IMPORTANT!!!!! 10:13 PM

Kris: I WANT U TO FORCE YOURSELF TO LET ME GIVE U RIDE ON BIKE TO THAT BOATHOUSE IN R.I.. U DO THAT AND WE’LL GET HOTEL. BREAK MY “RULES” (provided your latest meets wore condoms….and u tell me the truth). no sex with my dates.  woman tonight initiated light kiss goodnight on mouth, quick peck and home I went. PLEASE LET ME TAKE YOU FOR A BIKE RIDE. “QUID PRO QUO” (“this for that”).  I get what I want and u get what u want. wink. Alfalfa 10:25 PM

Me: Good to hear about your adventures! My family spent Thanksgiving one year up in Maine, turkey overlooking the ocean… very special place! 10:37 PM

Kris: SOOOO…BIKE RIDE????? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!! 10:48 PM

Me: Yes. 11:07 PM



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Postponing The Talk

Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Kris: Free for a visit tonite? No sex – need to talk. Dating potential wives, then what? Remarry and keep cheating? Can’t do it. U know me…I can’t do “ex-affair partner turned ‘just friend’ either. Tried that already, didn’t work. Plus, Sassy won’t accept that crap…and real you can only restrain her up to a point. It’s not fair to u. So if not tonite, some night soon, to talk. 12:36 PM

Kris: I know this isn’t a talk u want to have. I don’t, but u mean too much to me to do it some other way.  When it’s a good time/day/evening let me know.  You have already done some work in letting me go…..just need to talk about when it really happens, much as you don’t want to talk about it and just “live in the moment” 5:03 PM

Me: Sorry – crazy work, just seeing this. What time did you want to meet? 5:04 PM

Kris: Is it a good time tonite….don’t need to rush it. can do some other time if u r tired. just been on my mind a lot lately 5:06 PM

Me: I’m worn out. Let’s work on another night. Thanks! 5:21 PM

Kris: Ok.  let.me know. Rest. have a good night. Hug 5:27 PM


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Hug from afar

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Kris: Why did u need a hug last nite?  just read this 10:15 AM

Me: Because it was my birthday and the only hug I got was from my little niece and I miss you. 3:27 PM

Kris: Awww…I’m sorry.  We’re just a couple of needy wrecks lately. Hug from afar (know it’s not the same) 3:52 PM

Me: Thanks! That does help! 3:54 PM


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Silly gusto

Monday, September 8, 2014
Kris: Ok…now imagine me singing with all my silly gusto: “Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Sassy! Happy Birthday to YOU!!! (Remember–you’re only one day older than you were yesterday!)  Kris 8:09 AM

Me: Now it feels like a true celebration! Greetings from my favorite guy! Thank you Kris! 8:25 AM

Kris: 🙂 !!! 8:25 AM

Me: I took today off from work.  My gift to myself – no evil boss! 8:26 AM

Kris: Good for u. hate to bring this up on your special day but since u r one of very few I can talk to about it…  Wife just left voice mail asking if I used condoms every single time, said she would b tested if i didn’t. I told her the truth. she knows about Herpes Simplex 1 – that u tested positive for that. none of this affects u. she will NEVER know who you are. isn’t asking and doesn’t care. trust me – I’ve known her for years. Continue to enjoy day off celebrating B-day! 1:36 PM

Me: I need a hug. 7:18 PM


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Smarty pants

Sunday, September 7, 2014
Me: Good morning! Hope you’re enjoying this fine day! Mwah! 10:45 AM

Kris: R u getting treated to your b-day dinner today? 10:56 AM

Me: Having a lunch and dinner! And beach! Sooo wish you were with me. We must pop down here soon! 12:28 PM

Me: What’s on your agenda for this beautiful day? 12:35 PM

Kris: I’m sitting in Panera’s working…Ugh! So u celebrating b-day….with family? What beach? 12:42 PM

Me: Ooh…I adore Panera! Hubby and I are lunching at Quito’s overlooking Bristol Harbor, South Beach in Little Compton, then the Boat House for sunset supper. 12:47 PM

Me: I sent my photo album from last time to your new email. 12:48 PM

Kris: Wow! Sounds great! Other family with u….or joining later? Birthday girl getting a cake? 😉 12:52 PM

Me: Just us today. Sister’s family tomorrow night for Spanish tapas. 1:03 PM

Kris: Wow! Lucky girl! 1:07 PM

Me: Everyone forgot two years ago, so they’ve gone overboard since 1:09 PM

Kris: Well…works out for u! 🙂 1:11 PM

Me: Would rather be holding your hand! 1:12 PM

Kris: Ah shucks…I’m bogged down working. Enjoy yourself! 🙂 1:17 PM

Me: Thanks! Be productive! Don’t think of my boobs! 1:44 PM

Kris: Incorrigible! 1:44 PM

Me: I knew you’d type that. 🙂 1:45 PM

Kris: Smarty pants! 1:51 PM

Me: Made it home. Good day for you? 9:25 PM

Kris: Working…talked to wife – no hope of reconciliation.  Frightened, lonely, sad, lost both wife and whole family…children not talking to me. sorry. but genuinely glad u had a good day. u deserve it! 9:29 PM

Me: Aww, Kris, so sorry. I’m so wishing I could hold you and rub your head.  I thought of you so often today! 9:33 PM

Kris: Ty but some things we really have to do ourselves, like grieve losses or repair relationships…. like with kids…..but i appreciate that. you’re sweet 9:36 PM


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Incorrigible Me

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Good morning!  Usually back about 2 pm. Mwah! 9:45 AM

Kris: ok…I’ll have to see how far I get. hope enough to pick you up…but realistically aim for 4:00 SHARP. Humid with T-storms later. Good news: Reprieve from my relentless pressure for bike ride (for now). Bad news: Hot, humid, windy, noisy ride in my car again. Sure u really up for that (again)!? 9:57 AM

Me: Sounds good if I’m with you 9:59 AM

Kris: unflappable…incorrigible, adj. 1. bad beyond reform: “an incorrigible liar”. 2. unruly; uncontrollable: “an incorrigible child”. 3. firmly fixed; not easily changed: “an incorrigible habit” or “her incorrigible lust for sex and food”. 4. not easily influenced: “an incorrigible optimist”. You fit 3 & 4. I, on the other hand, fit 1 & 2.  Strange & Wonderful Alfalfa. 🙂 10:17 AM

Kris: struggling to focus. trying but slow going. I could come to your apt, but would need to just keep working. way behind in everything. stressed out. wish I were free just to go someplace fun but really need to work. UGH! 1:37 PM

Me: Running late – just got to Mom’s. It’s okay. Whatever you need to do. 1:40 PM

Kris: Is me working at your apt “something/better than nothing”….or should i just stay home and work? Do something another time when I’m free? Help me out – have a preference! trouble making decisions lately…losing my mind! 1:46 PM

Me: If you can focus alone, stay home. Don’t waste time driving 1:52 PM

Kris: Ok. sorry. don’t know yet but if I’m free, do u have plans for tomorrow? 1:54 PM

Me: Busy tomorrow. Sorry 1:56 PM

Kris: Ok…enjoy! 1:58 PM

Me: @ The 99 with Mom in Woburn…reminds me of you! 2:31 PM

Kris: 🙂 2:32 PM

Me: You getting stuff done? 3:28 PM

Kris: Yes…slowly, but chuggin away. been home “sweatin bullets”….gonna drive somewhere with a/c & wi-fi, keep working 3:32 PM

Me: Hiya! How goes? Hope you’re being productive. 🙂 7:35 PM

Kris: Yup.  sitting in McDonald’s just to get out of house and into a/c.  cranking out work.  OMG it’s torture…am really behind…but getting caught up. 7:39 PM

Me: Yay! Sounds good. 7:40 PM

Kris: 🙂 7:41 PM

Me: You get lots done? Feel calmer? 12:23 AM

Kris: Yes…feel little better…still more to do…tomorrow. 1:51 AM


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Alfalfa Appears Again

Carl Switzer as Alfalfa 
in the 1930’s “Our Gang” movie shorts

Friday, September 5, 2014

Kris: wife’s lawyer didn’t show yesterday, so I met with “case manager” alone. called lawyer who said those court meetings are “waste of my time…u and I can settle this without wasting time driving to courthouse (disdains “system” and been doing it for 38 years). wife is talking about maybe accepting legal separation and maybe thinking about reconciliation…still hates my guts.  still sends vitriolic texts occasionally.  but “small crack in her armor”.  meeting with pastor went well…she asked about stds.  told her about testing and results.  she did not ask more about you.  other than “did u have sex on the boat”.  to which I replied “Does that really matter?” and she dropped it. hope your day is going well.  gonna b a hot one.  b thankful u r not in my car without a/c!   😉  Evil Alfalfa  9:10 AM
Kris: so when do I get to take u on bike ride? if I evah find my lost moral compass a day may come of a final goodbye.  not trying to “blackmail” u.  just facing reality.  SO? (I hear that whining “Ohhhh…I don’t know.  I’m frightened.). Ok.  so I’ll go real slow.  for a short ride. How bout u drive and meet me someplace near Gloucester tomorrow after u drop off mom? Short ride on bike, sight see in your AIR CONDITIONED CAR.  dinner (dutch).   Blackmailing Alfalfa 9:46 AM
Kris: how’s your day been? almost free! 3:06 PM
Kris: not like u to not give short reply.  busy?  something wrong?  u can tell me.  it’s me.  Kris…remember? 😉 4:37 PM
Me: Hiya! Thanks for the update. Crazy day in the office. I’d adore going to Gloucester with you, but Hubby has the car tomorrow after I get back from Mom’s. He is going to a big party with his lady and doesn’t know when he’ll get back. Can you pick me up in your car? Or some other plan? 4:38 PM
Kris: not sure.  may have acted prematurely.  let me get back to you later tonight.  gotta run.  be gone for few hours. talk later. Hug & Kiss 4:41 PM
Kris: got a lot of work. depends how much I can get done by tomorrow afternoon.  later gator 4:42 PM
Me: Sure. I’m flexible. You’re welcome to work tonight and/or tomorrow in the a/c comfort of my living room if you like. Mwah! 4:45 PM

Kris: had a wife shopping dinner date.  heading home. will try to get done in time to pick you up tomorrow.  what time will u get home from lunch with mom? 12:32 AM