Monday, September 8, 2014
Kris: Ok…now imagine me singing with all my silly gusto: “Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Sassy! Happy Birthday to YOU!!! (Remember–you’re only one day older than you were yesterday!) Kris 8:09 AM
Me: Now it feels like a true celebration! Greetings from my favorite guy! Thank you Kris! 8:25 AM
Kris: 🙂 !!! 8:25 AM
Me: I took today off from work. My gift to myself – no evil boss! 8:26 AM
Kris: Good for u. hate to bring this up on your special day but since u r one of very few I can talk to about it… Wife just left voice mail asking if I used condoms every single time, said she would b tested if i didn’t. I told her the truth. she knows about Herpes Simplex 1 – that u tested positive for that. none of this affects u. she will NEVER know who you are. isn’t asking and doesn’t care. trust me – I’ve known her for years. Continue to enjoy day off celebrating B-day! 1:36 PM
Me: I need a hug. 7:18 PM