Mona Lisa Me

January 21, 2019 Monday MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY

6:48 AM Sassy
3 degrees.  Brrr…. it might get up to 9 later.  Still Brrrr.

12:20 PM Sassy
Holiday breakfast – cheese omelet with wheat potato toast and jam with an iced chai latte! AND BACON!

1:04 PM Sassy
Took an online quiz

Which Famous Painting Really Reflects Your Soul?

https://quizzes.howstuffworks.com/quiz/which-famous-painting-reflects-your-soul?

It says Mona Lisa reflects my soul – the description is oddly correct. Wonder which answers gave them this idea?!


“You are calm and demure at first glance, but there is a whole world of things going on under the surface with you. People are inexplicably drawn to you and will go out of their way to be in your presence. Your smile is intriguing and hints at some of your mysterious inner workings. You see things from a unique perspective, subtly encouraging others to see the world in a whole new way.”


Storm Harper

January 20, 2019 Sunday

7:06 AM Sassy
Storm Harper is bringing us pouring rain this morning.

[photo of the snowy slushy mess I can see from my balcony window]

7:26 AM Sassy
Good morning from winter central!
Guy’s flight was canceled. Not surprising.

7:28 AM Phil
Awww, sorry

7:29 AM Sassy
You getting any wacky weather?

7:30 AM Phil
Just rain

7:30 AM Sassy
Phew.

11:28 AM Sassy
Storm Harper has gone cold again – from 34 to 21. Frozen over again. So happy I can stay inside today! Whee!

[photo of ice over the snow out my balcony window]
11:57 AM Sassy

Snow day breakfast – ham & cheese omelet with English muffin and raspberry jam and OJ and an iced chai latte! My comfort food.

10:42 PM Sassy
Storm Harper is over! It’s clear and cold! Now we go into the deep freeze! 10 degrees now, going on down to 5 by dawn. Brrr….

[photo of the icy world out my balcony window]

Follow Your Arrow

January 19, 2019 Saturday

4:06 PM Sassy
Hope you’re having a super Saturday!

Here’s a fun tune. She reminds me of teenage me. Heard of her?

Kacey Musgraves – Follow Your Arrow (Official Music Video)


4:50 PM Phil
Love this tune. She’s a lot of fun

4:50 PM Sassy
I adore her facial expressions

I never heard of her, but she’s doing a concert in Boston tonight and a friend is going.

4:52 PM Phil
Going to be a good show

4:52 PM Sassy
My friend has seen her several times, says she puts on an awesome show

4:53 PM Phil
Oh yeah, I like her

4:53 PM Sassy
She’ll be in your area on Thursday.

4:53 PM Phil
Lot of attitude which I like

4:53 PM Sassy
Heh

I told my friend I looked like her as a teenager and she didn’t believe me, so I showed her that photo of me at 14 and she was blown away. Heh

4:56 PM Phil
Pretty close

5:07 PM Sassy
You making supper?

5:38 PM Phil
Soup and salad

Was delicious

5:38 PM Sassy
What kinda soup?

5:39 PM Phil
Turkey vegetable

5:39 PM Sassy
Yum

I made mac & cheese with diced ham

5:40 PM Phil
I love Mac and cheese but try not to eat it. I’m trying to focus on lean protein, veggies and fruit and as few carbs as I can

5:41 PM Sassy
Good plan.

5:41 PM Phil
Trying to make that stuff taste good can be a challenge though
I prefer pasta, pizza, fried chicken, steak
Thank god I love seafood

I find I have a lot more energy when I eat right. I’m pretty energetic anyway but I like to be the energizer bunny

Did have anchovies on my salad

5:44 PM Sassy
Fishy fish.

5:44 PM Phil
Love those fuzzy little suckers

5:45 PM Sassy
Hubby adores them.
I mostly want them waved over the top. Heh

5:47 PM Phil
I’m a fan

5:57 PM Sassy
Snow has started.  This is Storm Harper.

Supposed to get snow, sleet, rain, more snow then a flash freeze with ice over the next 24 hours. Yippee!

6:13 PM Phil
Lovely!

6:15 PM Sassy
A fella is supposed to fly in tomorrow and take me to dinner… we’ll see if the airlines cooperate!

6:18 PM Phil
Hope it works out!

6:20 PM Sassy
Thanks! Half want to see him, and half don’t want to go out in the mess.

6:46 PM Phil
I hear that, I try not to go out in it anymore

6:58 PM Phil
Might be worth it

7:10 PM Sassy
Back home! Picked up Hubby from downtown Boston

Roads are wet, not bad

9:41 PM Phil
Well that’s good!

9:56 PM Phil
Hopefully will be the same tomorrow

9:58 PM Sassy
Yes please

Headlights out

January 18, 2019 Friday

8:21 AM Sassy
Happy Friday kid!

11:03 AM Phil
Woo Hoo! Happy Friday!

11:05 AM Sassy
I hate car stuff
Headlights don’t work.
  

11:19 AM Phil
Might be a fuze, burned out light

11:21 AM Sassy
It’s both of them so I’m guessing electrical something…

11:21 AM Phil
Shorted out wire or the fuze most likely

11:22 AM Sassy
Have to get Hubby into Boston soon then can do the garage thing.

Thanks… I am so clueless. I did google it!

11:22 AM Phil
good luck!

5:20 PM Sassy
My garage is so good!  Fast and cheap fix.  I sat in the library around the block and read the newspaper.  Can’t remember the last time I touched a paper newspaper! 

I’m picking up Thai food from Lemon Thai for my dinner!

Their chicken yellow curry is so tasty! Chicken, pineapple, zucchini, carrots and onions in a creamy, coconut curry sauce. Nom nom nom

Broken windows mystery solved

January 17, 2019 Thursday

7:35 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip! We made it to Thursday! I’m off tomorrow so it’s my “Friday.” Have a productive day!

7:51 AM Phil
Good morning! Have a fabulous Friday!

10:15 AM Sassy
Mystery solved – Here’s the answer to “what caused those broken windows last week” – drunk guy!

“A 26-year-old Somerville man was arrested for allegedly breaking huge windows inside the second-story of a Brattle Street business and throwing the shards at responding officers on Jan. 10!”

Cambridge Police: Somerville man trashes business, throws shards of glass at officers

https://somerville.wickedlocal.com/news/20190116/cambridge-police-somerville-man-trashes-business-throws-shards-of-glass-at-officers

[If you missed the post about the broken windows mystery, you can see it here]


More broken glass

January 16, 2019 Wednesday

9:57 AM Phil
Happy HUMP day! Have a great one!

3:15 PM Sassy
Hope you’re having a grand Wednesday!

I just finished ordering 7 meals for a big conference next week. Whee!

3:48 PM Phil
Cool! Good luck!

9:37 PM Sassy
More broken glass! 

“Both M.F. Dulock and 3LittleFigs were victims Tuesday night…
From Mike’s Instagram… [photo of a broken glass door]
“Tuesday morning around midnight we had an attempted break-in at our shop & our friends @3littlefigscafe had a robbery (see video attached). We were lucky to only suffer damage to our door, our friends lost their register as well as damage to their door. 
As a business owner and resident of this neighborhood, it warms my heart to see how much support exists here. 
Today is a good day to have an extra cup of coffee @3littlefigscafe”
From Andy’s Instagram:
“We interrupt the regularly scheduled muffin/coffee posts for this PSA: If anyone recognizes this person, please call Somerville PD. The hat and/or the ability to climb through a small space may be clues… “
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsrFAm1AO07/

Big fire

January 14, 2019 Monday

8:41 AM Phil
Good morning! About 8 inches on the ground and the day off!

[photo of the snowy trees on the hill behind his house]

Enjoy your day!

8:42 AM Sassy
Wow! Happy snow day!

8:43 AM Phil
Prepping a turkey for the oven and enjoying a very pretty day

8:57 AM Sassy
Envious! I’m headed to the office and there’s a big fire 4 blocks away so I have to figure out another way to drive.

Wish I was there to eat turkey and you!

9:49 AM Phil
Hope you got around the fire easily

9:58 AM Sassy
Made it! Our main street was closed but I went around and it was faster than usual! I think most folks were avoiding the area.

Phil

Mary Poppins Returns

January 13, 2019 Sunday
8:17 AM Sassy
Good morning kid! Beautiful snow at your house!

Nothing but 15 degrees here!

8:49 AM Phil
Good morning!

10:14 AM Sassy
Brazilian breakfast at Style Cafe

 Spinach and cheese omelet with sausage and Brazilian roll 
 Eggs sunny side up with sausage, cheese, beans and rice and pita 
 French toast with bananas and blueberries 
 Bacon and eggs and toast
 French toast with maple syrup
10:25 AM Sassy
We’re watching “Mary Poppins Returns” at Assembly Row.

2:40 PM Phil
How was the movie?

2:43 PM Sassy
Eh. My niece liked it.

You been out at all?

4:52 PM Phil
Shoveled the driveway, otherwise nope

5:08 PM Sassy

6:32 PM Phil
Watching football and looking at your titties

  

DNA revelation

January 12, 2019 Saturday

8:11 AM Sassy
12 degrees… feels like zero? Whee!

8:15 AM Sass
Good morning kid! It’s a cold one!
Going back to bed soon to play under the covers!

8:16 AM Phil
Cold here too. Good morning.
Playing under the covers sounds like fun!

8:18 AM Sassy
[Emoji of a puppy kissing a kitty]

8:18 AM Phil
Thank you baby, back at you

8:18 AM Phil
[Emoji of a dog enthusiastically hugging another dog]

8:19 AM Sassy
Aww

You’re so sweet to me.

10:49 AM Sassy
The best breakfast for a frigid winter morning – bacon and Dave’s Banana nut pancakes delivered by Mass Ave Diner!

6:35 PM Phil
Snowing!
6:37 PM Sassy
Wow! All we’re getting is COLD.

Supposed to get a lot?

6:37 PM Phil
8 inches!
Hot tub in the snow

6:38 PM Sassy
I’m eating Indian food and dreaming of a nice man in a hot tub

6:39 PM Phil
Love Indian! Especially curry. The hotter the better!

6:39 PM Sassy
I’m eating the chicken tikka masala and chicken saag. So tasty!

6:40 PM Phil
Yummy!
Watching football and ogling your magnificent assets

  
6:41 PM Sassy
Awww…

6:41 PM Phil
Have a little naan for me

6:41 PM Sassy
We got garlic naan.

What did you eat tonight?

6:43 PM Phil
My favorite! 

Went to my favorite pizza place

[Graphic the results of his 23andme DNA test]

Confirmed something I’d heard that may surprise you 

6:44 PM Sassy
Wait… Where did that top nationality come from? 
 I thought you were something else.

Wicked cool that you did that!

Quite a mix!

6:52 PM Phil
My birth father

My kid got the kit for me at Christmas

Not much of what we always thought at all as it turns out

6:54 PM Sassy
Wow! That is quite something. 
did I tell you about my cousin who “lost her father” from that test?

6:55 PM Phil
No? How does that happen?

6:55 PM Sassy
Her dad was Native American. 
Her kids got her to test to see about medical stuff – she is half Scottish (her Mom) and half… European JEWISH
SO her dad was NOT her father.

6:55 PM Phil
Oops!

6:56 PM Sassy
After some research, it turns out her mom worked in NYC during the pertinent time and there are letters from a guy with a stereotypical Jewish-sounding name after she moved back home…

6:56 PM Phil
Wow!

6:56 PM Sassy
Surprise!

Kinda sad that her Mom never told her. 

It makes a big difference in what medical tests they’d do

6:57 PM Sassy
So she finds out at age 70 that her background is different than she thought
She wasn’t upset, quite matter-of-fact about telling us

6:58 PM Phil
I knew. Mom’s family was the other nationalities listed so that checks out too

6:58 PM Sassy
When you say birth father, does that mean the guy who raised you was not what he said, or was there someone else?

6:59 PM Phil
Someone else. The man who raised me was truthful about his background.  And that I was not related to him.

My Mom apparently had a thing with another fellow

7:00 PM Sassy
Aha! You never said. 
Do you know anything about that?

7:01 PM Phil
I knew but don’t know anything about him

7:01 PM Sassy
When did you find out?

7:01 PM Phil
Why my brother and I look nothing alike

I knew very young.

7:02 PM Sassy
Just figured you look like your mother and he looks like your dad

7:02 PM Phil
The man who raised me was very tough on me. I wasn’t blood

7:02 PM Sassy
Fascinating
Explains that I suppose… doesn’t excuse it.

7:03 PM Phil
yeah but is what it is.

7:03 PM Sassy
And you are what you are.  Yes indeed.

It’s odd… I have no urge to do the testing. 

Seems like it would be my thing but eh…

7:04 PM Phil
He was all I ever knew and he did his best. I came out ok.

7:04 PM Sassy
You came out awesome! 
Were they married before you were born or no?

7:04 PM Phil
no denying your parentage

He is on my birth certificate, my Mom never talked about it much

7:05 PM Sassy
Interesting.

7:06 PM Phil
She was a nurse and they met in the hospital. He had been in a terrible wreck

Got his DNA in my blood and all that goes with it

7:08 PM Sassy
I always figured we all absorbed some of that growing up in our hometown.

So similar to my cousin’s story.  Except she never knew.

7:08 PM Phil
Explains my natural horniness

No lie! It was quite the enclave.

7:09 PM Sassy
Do your kids know?

7:09 PM Phil
Hot little ministers kid in that town

7:09 PM Sassy
Ha
She was pretty dull in those days.

7:09 PM Phil
yeah, the kids always knew. 

My brother inherited his nasty temper but thank goodness I didn’t absorb that 
7:10 PM Sassy
Huh… your brother was always so sweet to me.

7:11 PM Phil
I seem to recall having a handful of that delightful ass in my hands and those sweet tits as well. You were far from dull

My brother is a great guy, nicest man I know but he has a nasty temper

7:12 PM Sassy
Good thing you didn’t go for most of the hometown girls… never know which of them might be your half-sisters!

7:12 PM Phil
No lie! Who the hell knows?

7:13 PMSassy
Can you get a name out of your mother? or a photo? 
Might come in handy for something…and she won’t be around forever.

7:17 PM Phil
Never been that interested

7:17 PM Sassy
He could still be alive.  or might be interesting to meet half-siblings. 

Was this around home or elsewhere?

7:17 PM Phil
I’m guessing one of the cities to the north

7:18 PM Sassy
Well I’d adore you no matter what… even if you’re Martian.

7:19 PM Phil
No Martian in my DNA

7:20 PM Sassy
You do like green an awful lot…

7:20 PM Phil
My favorite color!

7:21 PM Sassy
Thank you for telling me.

7:22 PM Phil
Explains why I like these so much

[photo of my cleavage in that sweater photo]

Yummy!

7:22 PM Sassy
Ha! Men of most nationalities seem to like them!

7:23 PM Phil
Pretty impressive

7:26 PM Sassy
You certainly found good uses for them!

7:26 PM Phil
Oh yes!

Lot of cum as a result of those

7:32 PM Sassy
Mmmm… thinking about that gets me all mushy inside

7:35 PM Phil
Love it. As always, makes my cock throb

7:35 PM Sassy
That makes me every mushier

7:35 PM Phil
Rock hard cock meets mushy pussy. Good combination!

7:35 PM Sassy
Oh yes…

7:36 PM Phil
Results in cum filled mushy pussy

7:36 PM Sassy
And a lot of smiles

7:38 PM Phil
Absolutely. 

Love watching you shudder as you feel my cum spurting inside you

Nothing like a sexy girl who loves cock and loves to fuck. 

Even better when you love the sexy girl

7:45 PM Sassy
Oh yes… magic!

You say three words and my brain spins off into such fantasies!

7:49 PM Phil
Ha!

Les Misérables Flash Mob

January 11, 2019 Friday
7:22 AM Sassy
Happy Friday kid!

I get to see the Periodontist today to get the other half of my mouth hurt… deep cleaned. whee

11:12 AM Phil
Woo Hoo! Happy Friday! Gonna snow!

11:13 AM Sassy
Another odd storm where you get it and we don’t!

11:14 AM Phil
It will be pretty at least.

11:30 AM Sassy
A friend sent me a fun flash mob video!

Les Misérables Flash Mob – Orlando Shakespeare Theater