April 28, 2015 by Sassy Girl

This is the life

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Kris: Moved work appt for tomorrow…can b there at 6:00…but would 6:30 be better? sure hubby’s a nice man…but want to avoid meeting him….we’ll see how i feel fucking his wife in their home. hopefully REALLY good…but the whole thing’s still a little “strange.” if i get to really like it i’ll be saying: “omg…what’s this woman turning me into!?” 😉 11:25 AM

Kris: Off to do some work…..refinancing mortgage again will save some and lower payments….take a little pressure off. how’s your day going? little tired? 1:21 PM

Me: Hooray for more time! No worries about running into Hubby. He has to be at rehearsal at 6 pm. He will pick me up at work at 5:15 pm, drop me off and head out. And if you did it would be fine. He met old flame and was friendly and fun with him. 2:20 PM

Kris: “Hi .I’m Kris…here to bang your wife….wanna see my new bike? Really? You do? Cool!” Sassy….it’s a different universe than the one i’m used to. Anyhow….glad i can scurry over there asap tomorrow. big smile. Have i told u lately how sweet u r? 2:29 PM

Me: Ha ha. He’d say, “Thank goodness! She is so good to me and deserves to have fun! I don’t want her anymore, so glad you can help her out with that!” You are so perceptive to notice my sweetness. 😉 2:31 PM

Kris: doesn’t take much perception to notice something obvious. whatever hubby would say…..still very different for me…..intrigues me……u intrigue me. maybe learn a little more tomorrow…i shouldn’t even admit this to u…..but what the f #%….waiting for a call back from my doc for a script for something was never concerned about before. Sunday was great for me…..with one “little part” (pun intended) disappointing….maybe dic has something to help the little fellah out (OMG….I’ve been reduced to a dribbling idiot…..if nothing else i hope u get a few laughs out of me). 🙂 2:46 PM

Kris: i meant maybe “doc” has something to help me out…..Freudian slip 2:48 PM

Kris: here’s one last tid bit that’s NOT so funny…but luckily no harm done.. I accidentally sent my text to u about “Name That Girl”…hide mail, etc to my SON! i immediately sent text saying made mistake….supposed to go to mom….”I’m playing a silly game with her.” he’ll believe it….cuz there was nothing really explicit or sexual or incriminating…..but OMG….brief moments of fear and panic……all is well though….no worries…..a liile more to the story i csn tell u later……able to chat later tonite….if so, what time? 3:03 PM

Me: Oops! I have made a few little mistakes… know that panic! Thank goodness it was always “not as bad as it could have been.” I should be home from Mom’s by about 8 pm and can chat anytime after that. It’s always great to! 3:07 PM

Kris: You just make me smile!…and giggle and laugh….like an infatuated school girl…..not ashamed to admit it. you’re fun! Chat later. 🙂 3:11 PM

Kris: Hmmm…let me see…go workout and chat late?…..Or stay home and chat earlier? Decisions, decisions……OK!…..tonite chat. earlier. Finishing outside work on automated sprinkler system….almost done. quick shower, then play w u round 9! 8:33 PM

Me: Leaving Mom’s -home in about 30 min 8:40 PM

Kris: k 8:59 PM

Kris: home yet? 9:40 PM

Kris: hope you’re ok 9:48 PM

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· Apr 29 9:17 PM Kris: Mwah!…what a great greeting!

· Apr 29 9:19 PM Kris: Or maybe that was from last night! LOL….you here?

· Apr 29 9:22 PM Kris: Well, if not yet…here’s my greeting:

· Apr 29 9:22 PM Kris: Mwah! Hug, kiss and a little groping!

· Apr 29 9:51 PM Sassy: Hiya!

· Apr 29 9:52 PM Sassy: So sorry I am running late. Mom needed some extra stuff done tonight.

· Apr 29 9:52 PM Kris: no problem. I was starting to worry that maybe you got in an accident or something

· Apr 29 9:53 PM Kris: how is she?

· Apr 29 9:53 PM Sassy: She was pretty good tonight.

· Apr 29 9:54 PM Kris: pretty good tonite as opposed to what?

· Apr 29 9:54 PM Sassy: Some nights she is very flaky, tired, or argumentative

· Apr 29 9:54 PM Kris: oh

· Apr 29 9:55 PM Kris: do you see her every Tues?

· Apr 29 9:57 PM Kris: if i ask too many questions about stuff you’re not interested in talking about let me know…..me just taking an interest in your whole “real” life….but can talk about other stuff….

· Apr 29 9:57 PM Sassy: I see her for dinner on Tuesday and lunch on Saturday

· Apr 29 9:58 PM Kris: do you eat at different places….or same?

· Apr 29 9:59 PM Sassy: different – The 99, the Chinese buffet, KFC, pizza, Taiwanese, Mexican, Thai and a fancy steak house/Italian place

· Apr 29 9:59 PM Kris: what’d you have yourself tonite?

· Apr 29 10:00 PM Sassy: Taiwanese – wonton soup, pork shumai, sauteed string beans and pork lo mein

· Apr 29 10:00 PM Kris: sounds yummy….was it good?

· Apr 29 10:02 PM Sassy: Yes. and Mom always pays!

· Apr 29 10:02 PM Kris: nuthin like a free dinner…eh?

· Apr 29 10:04 PM Sassy: Indeed!

· Apr 29 10:04 PM Kris: what was your most “plesant moment/s of diversion” from the hum-drum today….anything… or not much?

· Apr 29 10:05 PM Sassy: Texting with you. : )

· Apr 29 10:05 PM Kris: really!?!

· Apr 29 10:06 PM Sassy: Oh yeah

· Apr 29 10:06 PM Sassy: Work was beastly. You gave me brief breaks.

· Apr 29 10:06 PM Sassy: What about you?

· Apr 29 10:07 PM Kris: same. your responses…..and a distant second was working outside on the lawn…which is a little “recreational” for me….gives my mind a rest…

· Apr 29 10:07 PM Kris: how was work beastly?

· Apr 29 10:11 PM Sassy: Everyone came at me at once. I had been waiting to hear back on about six projects and they all piped up today. And my new boss… she just riles me.

· Apr 29 10:12 PM Kris: i had to pee…back

· Apr 29 10:13 PM Sassy: Did you close the door? : )

· Apr 29 10:13 PM Kris: Of course! This might sound mean or “twisted”….but I’m actually relieved to know you can actually GET riled at someone. sometimes I wonder…”how can she be so nice all the time?” someone/something must piss her off SOMETIMES (or course hoping it’s not me). sorry. this is probably the “rascal in me”….

· Apr 29 10:14 PM Sassy: No, I get it. Of course, no one would know I was riled.

· Apr 29 10:15 PM Kris: you just behave nicely…even when you’re really ticked…..but if I do something that at least IRRITATES YOU….how will I know?

· Apr 29 10:17 PM Sassy: Why do you want to know?

· Apr 29 10:18 PM Kris: maybe I’ll just enjoy not knowing? but I’m not used to that. usually i know “right away”and pretty regularly, so being with you is VERY different.

· Apr 29 10:18 PM Kris: I would want to know so that I could stop doing it!

· Apr 29 10:19 PM Kris: if we stay together for awhile and you feel comfortable/secure… maybe you’ll tell me a little, so I can “make adjustments”

· Apr 29 10:21 PM Kris: you’d have to trust I won’t “fall apart.” I’ll just put my big girl panties on and suck it up and make some changes. LOL

· Apr 29 10:22 PM Sassy: Okay. You have not irritated me at all yet. but when you do I will try to say something if it seems important.

· Apr 29 10:22 PM Kris: NOTHIN?????

· Apr 29 10:22 PM Sassy: Nope

· Apr 29 10:23 PM Kris: omg….I must be doing something wrong…..I take pride in being highly annoying quite often. I must REALLY like you. if I’m behaving this unusually well….LOL

· Apr 29 10:23 PM Sassy: Hee hee

· Apr 29 10:24 PM Kris: you haven’t been “put off” by my “over the top too-long” texts—-or emails?

· Apr 29 10:24 PM Sassy: Oh no…I like them!

· Apr 29 10:25 PM Kris: wow! that’s a relief. I’m quite a blabber mouth…case you hadn’t noticed

· Apr 29 10:26 PM Kris: back to work…or tell me you want to talk about something else….give me an example of how your boss riled you today.

· Apr 29 10:26 PM Kris: or not…your choice

· Apr 29 10:28 PM Sassy: Eh… let’s talk about something fun.

· Apr 29 10:28 PM Sassy: You all set to visit me tomorrow?

· Apr 29 10:30 PM Kris: sort of

· Apr 29 10:33 PM Sassy: Can I help out more?

· Apr 29 10:33 PM Kris: no….not you

· Apr 29 10:33 PM Kris: you’re great…in every way…

· Apr 29 10:33 PM Sassy: My place is messy, hoping you won’t notice

· Apr 29 10:34 PM Kris: not at all…..doesn’t matter at all.

· Apr 29 10:34 PM Sassy: Clean but cluttered

· Apr 29 10:34 PM Kris: that’s fine….I won’t care.

· Apr 29 10:34 PM Sassy: You know how you notice that stuff if you’re about to have company…

· Apr 29 10:34 PM Kris: right. but I’m not “company” I hope

· Apr 29 10:35 PM Sassy: What are you?

· Apr 29 10:36 PM Kris: friend with benefits….lover….fuck buddy….take your pick….just not “company”

· Apr 29 10:36 PM Kris: last thing i’m going to be “examining” is your housekeeping

· Apr 29 10:37 PM Kris: I’ll be interested to see your home…but “clutter?” that’s called living….

· Apr 29 10:38 PM Sassy: Phew

· Apr 29 10:38 PM Kris: have any fantasies working in that little imagination of yours…..I was disappointed Sassy didn’t nail me to the wall in the hotel room.

· Apr 29 10:38 PM Kris: JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 29 10:38 PM Sassy: Ha ha

· Apr 29 10:38 PM Sassy: Oh yes…

· Apr 29 10:39 PM Sassy: I have a thing for smooching in the elevator

· Apr 29 10:39 PM Kris: Yummm….you’ve given me a whole new appreciation for kissing…..do you remember what I told you before we first met?

· Apr 29 10:41 PM Sassy: Yup

· Apr 29 10:41 PM Kris: Now I look forward to kissing you. I’m not stuck in a rut on that one now, which is REALLY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 29 10:41 PM Sassy: That you weren’t much into kissing… and you scoffed at me being the best kissa evah!

· Apr 29 10:42 PM Kris: Right….I’ve been in the rut of only kissing during the hottest part of having sex….not any other times….like it wouldn’t be fun or interesting other times….but you make it REALLY fun…and you are a GREAT KISSER!

· Apr 29 10:44 PM Kris: what if someone stops the elevator on the way up….should we just ignore them…or stop….LOL

· Apr 29 10:44 PM Sassy: probably stop…

· Apr 29 10:45 PM Kris: probably….but the rascal in me says….keep going.

· Apr 29 10:45 PM Kris: of course…they’re not my neighbors

· Apr 29 10:45 PM Sassy: Oh… my cousin from NC who was choosing amongst all the snazzy colleges? She chose Harvard! So she’ll be in town!

· Apr 29 10:45 PM Kris: surprise you?

· Apr 29 10:46 PM Sassy: Yes… I thought from what her parents said that she’d pick Yale

· Apr 29 10:46 PM Kris: do you know why she chose harvard?

· Apr 29 10:48 PM Kris: what caused you to mention that suddenly….text you just got…email………I know you’re a great online multi-tasker…..must be hard keeping up….specially with all your other suitors….but try to focus over here…ok……

· Apr 29 10:48 PM Kris: TEASING!!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 29 10:49 PM Sassy: My sister said “she really liked all the people she met here, really loved the politics center”

· Apr 29 10:50 PM Kris: is she interested in studying politics?…i think you said that was her interest

· Apr 29 10:50 PM Sassy: yes

· Apr 29 10:50 PM Sassy: thinks she is headed for law school

· Apr 29 10:50 PM Sassy: politics

· Apr 29 10:51 PM Kris: r u close to her?

· Apr 29 10:51 PM Sassy: No. I don’t think I’ve ever met her.

· Apr 29 10:52 PM Kris: never met your cousin?

· Apr 29 10:52 PM Sassy: She was 4 mos old at my wedding…

· Apr 29 10:52 PM Kris: wow…

· Apr 29 10:52 PM Sassy: I know her parents well, and her aunt

· Apr 29 10:53 PM Sassy: and her sister

· Apr 29 10:53 PM Kris: one of her parents a sibling of father or mother?

· Apr 29 10:53 PM Sassy: my mom has one brother with two daughters

· Apr 29 10:53 PM Sassy: so I have two first cousins

· Apr 29 10:54 PM Sassy: and this is a daughter of one of them

· Apr 29 10:54 PM Kris: ah…so second cousin

· Apr 29 10:54 PM Sassy: I get mixed up… can never remember if it’s second or first cousin once-removed

· Apr 29 10:55 PM Kris: whatever…i get it…..back to fantasies….anything after the elevator?

· Apr 29 10:55 PM Sassy: It is odd now that I think about it

· Apr 29 10:55 PM Kris: what’s odd?

· Apr 29 10:55 PM Sassy: That I haven’t seen her

· Apr 29 10:55 PM Kris: happens

· Apr 29 10:56 PM Kris: you probably told me…but where does she live?

· Apr 29 10:56 PM Sassy: NC

· Apr 29 10:56 PM Kris: so which cousins did you have dinner with the other night…her parent/s?

· Apr 29 10:56 PM Sassy: Yes

· Apr 29 10:56 PM Kris: you haven’t been down there to visit them…with her there too?

· Apr 29 10:58 PM Sassy: No.

· Apr 29 10:58 PM Sassy: I used to go every summer when my grandparents were alive

· Apr 29 10:58 PM Sassy: But I haven’t been to see family since her parents wedding

· Apr 29 10:58 PM Sassy: in 1994

· Apr 29 10:59 PM Sassy: My college roommate is also from NC. I saw her in 2002…

· Apr 29 11:00 PM Kris: so any more fantasies…besides kissing in the elevator?

· Apr 29 11:01 PM Sassy: kissing in the kitchen

· Apr 29 11:01 PM Kris: LOL….k…..and probably any other room we venture into…..anything else?

· Apr 29 11:02 PM Sassy: rolling around in my bed.

· Apr 29 11:02 PM Kris: that sounds fun….any particular “ways”….

· Apr 29 11:02 PM Sassy: haven’t gotten that far. You?

· Apr 29 11:04 PM Kris: no….just “little scenarios”… but no “big plans”…..was thinking about that a lot after Sunday…..how fantasies are fun…..but sometimes there’s a “little gap”….and other times a “bigger gap” between fantasies and realities. still fun to imagine but sometimes what happens is different. sometimes better….sometimes not……you?

· Apr 29 11:07 PM Sassy: I have to go get Hubby. Back in 15 min. Will you still be up?

· Apr 29 11:08 PM Kris: can be if you’d like to chat more….would you?

· Apr 29 11:08 PM Sassy: Yes please!

· Apr 29 11:08 PM Kris: k…I’ll be here…mwah!

· Apr 29 11:09 PM Kris: You may not read this till you get back…but “Yes please!” is so sultry/vulnerable/politey enticing/classy/SEXY……to me “sexy” isn’t just “Oh, Fuck me hard baby!”….it’s subtle little things…..and you’ve got a lot of them……just sayin’ 😀

· Apr 29 11:32 PM Sassy: back

· Apr 29 11:33 PM Kris: : )

· Apr 29 11:35 PM Kris: wassup….thoughts….

· Apr 29 11:35 PM Sassy: It’s COLD outside

· Apr 29 11:36 PM Kris: cold as a witch’s tit is what my Uncle used to say…so i still do…have no idea what it means….just fun to say…when it’s cold out.

· Apr 29 11:36 PM Sassy: I have heard that. my older sister say “Colder than monkey fuck”

· Apr 29 11:36 PM Sassy: Not sure what temperature monkey fuck is?

· Apr 29 11:37 PM Kris: ha…imagine close to human fuck…not that cold!

· Apr 29 11:37 PM Kris: random question: wanna take a ride in my boat down the Charles River someday?

· Apr 29 11:37 PM Sassy: You have a boat?

· Apr 29 11:38 PM Kris: yes…big enough to pull tubes and water skiers…go to Cape everywhere and NH lakes…all over…

· Apr 29 11:38 PM Sassy: Wow…

· Apr 29 11:40 PM Kris: just don’t have a truck to pull it anymore…used to but blew motor last year…so i rent trucks for a day or two at a time…to pull it to different boat launches…there’s a boat launch in Watertown. I launch into the Charles from there and have been out into Boston Harbor…go through a small lock near the MOS into Boston Harbor. it’s fun…I’ll take you sometime if you keep me around long enough.

· Apr 29 11:41 PM Sassy: Sounds like it would be quite an adventure!

· Apr 29 11:41 PM Kris: would you feel safe?

· Apr 29 11:42 PM Sassy: Only issue might be the sun, but could take steps

· Apr 29 11:43 PM Kris: it has a top I could put on it for more shade…..but there’s still usually a lot of sun on a boat no matter what you do.

· Apr 29 11:43 PM Kris: are you afraid of water at all……can you swim well?

· Apr 29 11:43 PM Sassy: Water’s okay. I can swim… haven’t in a long time

· Apr 29 11:44 PM Kris: i have life jackets….you could wear one if you needed or wanted to….I usually don’t but can have them handy.

· Apr 29 11:44 PM Kris: my favorite place to boat is one spot on the cape.

· Apr 29 11:44 PM Sassy: Oh?

· Apr 29 11:45 PM Kris: launch in orleans…..and take a river out into little Pleasant Bay….on to Pleasant Bay…down coast line all the way to Chatham…..end up down near opening out to ocean….tons of seals there….nice beaches…stop on beach….bring lunch….hang out.

· Apr 29 11:46 PM Kris: i don’t like just sitting on a beach though…I like “being in motion” in the boat….stop briefly….but then get restless quickly….like to keep moving…..which is why I like driving a lot and will like being on my bike soon!

· Apr 29 11:47 PM Sassy: Yeah… I’m not a “lie on the beach” gal.

· Apr 29 11:47 PM Kris: you and I will “be in motion” together a lot….I’m hoping.

· Apr 29 11:47 PM Sassy: I like walking on the beach in the winter… when no one is around.

· Apr 29 11:48 PM Kris: I can see that….

· Apr 29 11:48 PM Sassy: It’s mostly an excuse to eat LOBSTER!

· Apr 29 11:48 PM Kris: in the winter?

· Apr 29 11:49 PM Sassy: Yep

· Apr 29 11:50 PM Kris: r u teasing me a little….or do you actually like walking on the beach in the winter?

· Apr 29 11:50 PM Sassy: My favorite place in Gloucester is open again… I should take you sometime

· Apr 29 11:50 PM Sassy: I go alot. New Year’s… Valentine’s Day…

· Apr 29 11:53 PM Kris: OR…..we could launch from the public launch in Essex….go up the Ipswich River….along the coast to Wingaersheek Beach….down the Annisquam River into Gloucester Harbor…and then go to your place!

· Apr 29 11:54 PM Sassy: Wow…

· Apr 29 11:54 PM Sassy: That would be very interesting

· Apr 29 11:54 PM Kris: that’s a fun ride….usually stop and camp out at Wingaersheek Beach….along side of Annisquam River……lots of boaters camp out there…great spot….it is VERY FUN and interesting.

· Apr 29 11:54 PM Sassy: I’ve been there a lot

· Apr 29 11:55 PM Sassy: Hubby almost drowned there once.

· Apr 29 11:55 PM Kris: Wingaersheek?

· Apr 29 11:55 PM Sassy: Yup

· Apr 29 11:55 PM Kris: wow!…what happened?

· Apr 29 11:56 PM Sassy: We took a couple of friends up there.

· Apr 29 11:56 PM Sassy: The guy went out on the rocks then swam out a little, not realizing it gets very deep very fast….

· Apr 29 11:56 PM Sassy: He was floating out into the boat channel

· Apr 29 11:57 PM Kris: “The guy” being your hubby?

· Apr 29 11:57 PM Sassy: No, the guest

· Apr 29 11:57 PM Sassy: He started panicking… calling out to Hubby

· Apr 29 11:57 PM Sassy: Hubby went out to get him

· Apr 29 11:57 PM Sassy: the two of them got turned around and messed up

· Apr 29 11:58 PM Sassy: the tide was going out

· Apr 29 11:58 PM Sassy: they finally swam back against it and crawled up onto a rock… got all scratched up

· Apr 29 11:58 PM Sassy: Guest said they nearly drowned but Hubby stayed calm, pulled the guest back part way

· Apr 29 11:59 PM Kris: wow!….it would have been easy for both to go under…glad they didn’t!

· Apr 30 12:00 AM Kris: adrenaline probably helped

· Apr 30 12:01 AM Kris: nothing like the fear of death to help muster some needed strength

· Apr 30 12:01 AM Kris: they were kind of lucky. could have been much worse

· Apr 30 12:02 AM Sassy: Yeah…

· Apr 30 12:02 AM Sassy: I adore being there are low tide and walking out the sandbar to the confluence

· Apr 30 12:03 AM Kris: i know what you mean…..if we’re still together maybe we could do that sometime…..take the boat there and spend some time there.

· Apr 30 12:03 AM Sassy: I vary between there and Good Harbor. Both so lovely

· Apr 30 12:04 AM Kris: trying to think where Good Harbor is.

· Apr 30 12:04 AM Kris: too lazy to look online…waiting for you to tell me…LOL

· Apr 30 12:05 AM Sassy: It’s also Gloucester, on the ocean/twin lights side

· Apr 30 12:06 AM Kris: i had a client used to live in Gloucester…talked about going there a lot….

· Apr 30 12:07 AM Kris: i’m sure I’ve been there…just escapes me where it is exactly at the moment….know generally.

· Apr 30 12:10 AM Kris: i love chatting with you…but don’t want to be tired tomorrow…especially tomorrow night. so maybe should start to say good night…..anything “burning” to say before good night?

· Apr 30 12:10 AM Sassy: I am fading… sorry… yes… should go. You are so good to me!

· Apr 30 12:10 AM Sassy: Ping me when you get close and I will go to the garage to let you in

· Apr 30 12:12 AM Kris: Ok…i’m glad you feel I’m good to you. I just want to say I have a little “performance anxiety”….which I’ve never had before…….it’s not you….and i don’t know why….but i think you’re going to help me through it…and it won’t last….but it’s very uncomfortable right now…..ANYHOW….good night….

· Apr 30 12:12 AM Kris: sleep tight…

· Apr 30 12:12 AM Kris: don’t let the bed bugs bite….

· Apr 30 12:12 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams

· Apr 30 12:12 AM Sassy: See you TOMORROW NIGHT!

· Apr 30 12:13 AM Sassy: We can chat in person! Whee!

· Apr 30 12:13 AM Kris: Sweet sexy dreams to you too…YES!

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From: Sassy

To: Kris

Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2014 12:48 AM

Subject: Size chart

Hiya! Found this condom size chart with brands based on length.

Not sure if a different one might help. Might be worth trying other if thing don’t resolve.

-S

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2014 1:47 AM

Re: Size chart

Hi Sassy,

I didn’t see any chart—or will you show it to me tonight? Did you omit a word in your last sentence? Meant to say?– “Might be worth trying other guy if thing don’t resolve.” Teasing (sort of).

Attached here are some pics of me boating at the Cape last summer—weighing about 225 lbs.–about 45 lbs. heavier than now at about 180 lbs. Or just some shots of things we took pics of while on the boat.

Kris

[he attached five photos – three of him quite a bit chubbier, steering his boat with two fingers, one of a seal, and the last a beautiful harbor with boats and a pier]

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2014 2:47 AM

Subject: “Ah!–this is the life” (pic from boat at Cape last summer–near Fishermen Pier, Chatham)

He attached a photo of a seal lying on it’s back floating along in the sun

April 27, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Meet #4 Squirting

Sunday, April 27, 2014

I drove up to Salem, NH to meet Kris today. New Hampshire feels like another country but is actually only 33 minutes straight up I-93. I was a mixture of excitement and nervousness, wondering what Kris and I would do today. It had taken us a month to get to this stage… hoping the waiting and getting to know each other will make for some incredible sex!

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Kris: Good morning Sassy! Do you have a cd player in your car? 8:05 AM

Me: Good morning to you! Yes. 8:11 AM

Kris: OK….will u indulge a mini fantasy….let me listen to some music i like with my head on your lap….back seat….stroke my head (no..not THAT one)….if u have a cd u like bring it too…just for a short time? 8:18 AM

Me: Sure. I’d be happy to. 8:31 AM

Kris: 🙂 8:32 AM

Kris: 100.7 fm radio….cant judge a book by its cover 9:27 AM

Kris: Used the 99 call ahead to reserve for 12 noon….in “Green House” room…specified booth with no one to side…window booth with wall to side….max privacy…..listen to music on 100.7 FM…..does for me what “Sassy” does for u….helps me want to be really naughty and ravage u. Mmmmmmm (as u would say). 🙂 10:48 AM

Me: Heading out. Have to run one errand, then North to you! 10:52 AM

Kris: No worries…i might b a bit late myself…..drive carefully…mwah! 10:57 AM

Me: I’m here 11:56 AM

Me: Sitting in my car facing Kmart 11:57 AM

Kris: K….15 min. 🙂 12:06 PM

Kris: Whats ur car again? 12:10 PM

Me: Blue Hyundai Tucson 12:10 PM

Kris: K. Almost there! At the light! 12:11 PM

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Lunch

We met for a nice lunch at the Ninety-Nine. He is not very adventurous on the food front. We did that to fill the time before the hotel room was ready. He is contradiction… talking about saving money and eating in the room, then tacking on a lunch at the last minute. And he brought me a plant – a pink floxx.

He had requested a certain booth where no one could see us! I was a total hussy and sat on the same side of the table with him! I enjoyed their french onion soup and the chicken bbq flatbread pizza.

I had asked for noon check-in. The hotel web site said they’d text me when the room was ready. When we finished lunch at 2 pm, I called. They were like…”oh… sure… come on over.” Then they texted me. Heh. He went off to the bathroom so I thought it was safe to call, but he came back just as they were asking for my name, so he heard my last name. He was kidding me about it. Whatever.

Hotel

So I went to the La Quinta, sat in the parking lot to wait for him. He had asked if I would be willing to listen to a song in my car, sitting in the back seat with his head on my lap. Sure. Whatever.

Kris: Wait! 2:04 PM

Kris: I didn’t get my mini fantasy…before we go in 2:05 PM

Me: Will check in and come back to car 2:11 PM

Kris: What the f….I took the first left…back on 93 south…need to turn around….Arghhh….b there in a minute….Sassy “I know your last name now” (half gotcha….evil laugh). 2:16 PM

Kris: omg….ground hog day….back at 99! 2:19 PM

Kris: b right there. I’ll get it right this time. 2:20 PM

Kris: here! 2:25 PM

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Listening outside

I got out to meet him. We got into my back seat. He put his head in my lap and I pulled up the tune he wanted on my phone and we listened. I rubbed his head and he closed his eyes and grooved to a bluesy ballad. Not sure what that was about… a fantasy he said. Easy enough. Fun to see him smile and relax.

Going inside

We hauled our stuff into the room. I had a big P.F. Chang’s paper bag full of toys and lube. He brought a rolling cooler with the food I’d requested – cocktail shrimp, water and chocolates. He goes to the extreme. I suggested 1/2 pound of shrimp – he bought 2 pounds! And a beautiful “chip and dip” china tray to display them. I suggested two chocolates – heath bars and lindt caramel truffles. He brought 8 different options! I paid for the room, which was probably cheaper than all that. 🙂

Gushing

We spent a long time cuddling and touching and tasting and talking. He paid a lot of attention to my boobs. He tried several things to make me cum. He did “what works on my wife” but it became clear I am different. I am not a clit woman except in combination with other things… the g-spot works better. So I taught him about that. He was very pleased that I would talk about it and instruct him. I was pleased that he is interested and follows instructions! I did not cum in the usual way but something else happened. I think I squirted! That has never happened before, and he made it happen 3 times! I felt this heat… then a little tingling that seemed like the beginning of an orgasm but then there was this huge puddle and I coasted down.

Finally doing it

I sucked on him for a bit but he decided he had to be inside me. He put on a condom and ran into that thing I’ve read about – cock will not stay up. He was really frustrated, apologetic and embarrassed. I assured him that first times are weird, especially with a condom tried for the first time. I talked sexy to him, used my hand and then told him to try doggy style. After a little playing, he got hard and was able to pound me! Oh my. He feels so good inside me! And he has good hands. Yay!

We talked and cuddled. We ate shrimp and chocolate. It was delightful!

We tried more fun physical stuff… more oral for each of us. He tried again with a condom but got nowhere. He was horrified and said that I would “kick him to the curb” but I assured him I was willing to try again soon. He asked about Monday – no, project meeting. Tuesday? – no, seeing Mom. So Wednesday? Maybe. At my place… maybe. So nice to be asked to set up another meet before one is over!

Parting

I noticed that it was almost 11 pm. Wow! Eleven hours together! Time certainly flies when a nice man is touching me! This is certainly different from the two hours stolen here or there with most of my early AM meets.

Sadly, I needed to head home. We worked together as a good team cleaning up, getting dressed, stopping to kiss again. He seemed very sad to leave me, touching me in a sweet way. We went out to our cars. I told him we should not mess around outside. He still gave me a big hug in that… “I don’t ever want to let go” way. And after we had been in our cars for about 3 minutes checking our phones, he came running around to my window and leaned in to kiss me one more time. I like this man!

He texted me on the way home, thanking me. Hooray! I don’t have to worry about whether I will hear from him again!

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Kris: Thank you Sassy “I know your last name” (I’ll catch you slip with the rest soon) for a wonderful day! Sweet dreams…Kris. 11:26 PM

Me: What fun! Thank you ever so much for everything! I’m home! Sleep well dear man. 12:13 AM

Kris: You too sweet Sassy! Hug & Kiss…Mwah! 12:16 AM

April 26, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Meet #4 Squirting

Sunday, April 27, 2014

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Kris: Good morning Sassy! Do you have a cd player in your car? 8:05 AM

Me: Good morning to you! Yes. 8:11 AM

Me: Sure. I’d be happy to. 8:31 AM

Kris: 🙂 8:32 AM

Kris: 100.7 fm radio….cant judge a book by its cover 9:27 AM

Me: Heading out. Have to run one errand, then North to you! 10:52 AM

Kris: No worries…i might b a bit late myself…..drive carefully…mwah! 10:57 AM

Me: I’m here 11:56 AM

Me: Sitting in my car facing Kmart 11:57 AM

Kris: K….15 min. 🙂 12:06 PM

Kris: Whats ur car again? 12:10 PM

Me: Blue Hyundai Tucson 12:10 PM

Kris: K. Almost there! At the light! 12:11 PM

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Lunch

He had requested a certain booth where no one could see us! I was a total hussy and sat on the same side of the table with him! I enjoyed their french onion soup and the chicken bbq flatbread pizza.

Hotel

So I went to the La Quinta, sat in the parking lot to wait for him. He had asked if I would be willing to listen to a song in my car, sitting in the back seat with his head on my lap. Sure. Whatever.

Kris: Wait! 2:04 PM

Kris: I didn’t get my mini fantasy…before we go in 2:05 PM

Me: Will check in and come back to car 2:11 PM

Kris: What the f….I took the first left…back on 93 south…need to turn around….Arghhh….b there in a minute….Sassy “I know your last name now” (half gotcha….evil laugh). 2:16 PM

Kris: omg….ground hog day….back at 99! 2:19 PM

Kris: b right there. I’ll get it right this time. 2:20 PM

Kris: here! 2:25 PM

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Listening outside

Going inside

Gushing

Finally doing it

We talked and cuddled. We ate shrimp and chocolate. It was delightful!

Parting

He texted me on the way home, thanking me. Hooray! I don’t have to worry about whether I will hear from him again!

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Kris: Thank you Sassy “I know your last name” (I’ll catch you slip with the rest soon) for a wonderful day! Sweet dreams…Kris. 11:26 PM

Me: What fun! Thank you ever so much for everything! I’m home! Sleep well dear man. 12:13 AM

Kris: You too sweet Sassy! Hug & Kiss…Mwah! 12:16 AM

April 26, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Call 800-HOT-KRIS

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Kris: Just watched cottontown chorus version u emailed…laughed so hard i was in tears 8:26 AM

Me: It’s so…British. They won the UK National Barbershop trophy 5x! Fun song. Glad to give you a LOL to start your day! 8:29 AM

Kris: Thanks!…..i was actually singing that while working in the lawn yesterday….i was thinking i know it’s supposed to stroke sexy big women….but wondered how I’d feel about a song about sexy bald men…doubt it would make the charts….lol 8:39 AM

Kris: What else besides shrimp, chocolate and water (and condoms)? 9:20 AM

Me: That should do it! I’m bringing toys and lube and my bodacious self! 9:24 AM

Kris: WONDERFUL! 9:28 AM

Kris: Hope my ride on “Bodacious” tomorrow is nothing like riding another Bodacious u can watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SraIAmCL_ok 9:54 AM

Kris: 99……149 S. Broadway, Salem, NH at Noon TOMORROW!!!!!! 🙂 10:52 AM

Kris: Doing stuff w mum? 12:24 PM

Kris: I was just rubbing your foot and decided to nibble, lick and suck on one of your toes! you’re on your stomach naked with ass covered….receiving back rub, legs, arms, neck, hands, feet….pre-erogenous foreplay….relaxing….some excitement….building anticipation….taking time…. u guiding….learning…..savoring…..building 2:01 PM

Me: Mmm…you have great ideas! We just got out of a big gay wedding! Taking mom home 2:02 PM

Kris: Trying to get work done….HIGHLY distracted…..focus Kris 2:03 PM

Kris: I’m going to try to get everything done asap….early evening….wanna chat a little later? 2:05 PM

Me: Sounds good. Having dinner w/cousins from NC, will ping when I get back. 3:04 PM

+Kris: OK….text me first….in case i’m still out…..besides our goodies need to do a little food shopping for house….after i finish this tedious F’in work i hate….makes a “distraction from it all” (like YOU!) so much more appealing….won’t bother asking if u know what i mean….i KNOW u do….have nice dinner w cousins…..smile/hug/smooch! 3:16 PM

Me: I’m going to look at you. All of you. Glance. Stare. Sear the topography of your body into my mind. 3:19 PM

Kris: Stare away….then you can do all kinds of things with that vivid imagination of yours. I can b a better lover in your head than in bed. LOL! 3:23 PM

Kris: I’ll b paying close attention myself….not only to the lovely scenery….but learning what motions/touches/speeds/pressing/pulling/thrusting “cause the waves” 3:43 PM

Kris: Sorry to send so many texts…..i just have to say…..i’m smiling thinking of your “appetite” I can b a McDonald’s hamburger and you’ll be humming like I’m filet mignon. I used to have as my greeting on AM: “Hunger makes the best sauce” Your hunger turns me on, and your unashamed intention to milk it for all its worth (pun intended). smile….OMG…back to fuckin’ work! 4:28 PM

Kris: Make sure to tell cousins what you’re doin tomorrow….they’d love to know….with lots of detail 5:14 PM

Me: Um…NO! 🙂 5:15 PM

Me: I only tell my sister. And Hubby. And my old flame. And a bunch of people in chat. ; ) 5:16 PM

Kris: KIDDING….little surprised re: sister….younger I presume 5:20 PM

Kris: I’d love to b a fly on the wall to hear how the “different” new guy gets described. 😉 5:30 PM

Kris: I…on the other hand….have no one i talk to about you…..which i’m fine

with….. WAIT!….How ’bout: “Sorry dear, not tonight–new lover just wore me out.” 5:41 PM

Me: Finally home. Whee! 9:26 PM

Kris: Still shopping….anything else….drink other than water….any other food? 9:27 PM

Me: Nope. So it’s 12 noon at the 99? 9:29 PM

Kris: Yes! 9:31 PM

Kris: Still b up for chatting…i can put my roller skates on to try and zip thru shopping. 9:33 PM

Kris: Or r u tired from the day? 9:35 PM

Me: Can chat. No rush. Had a nap 9:37 PM

Kris: BIG smile….somewhere between incessantly preoccupied and obsessantly thinking of u….glad you’re not a drug…i’m going to force myself to not text till i’m out if the store heading home 9:43 PM

Kris: ..meant “obsessively”…. 9:44 PM

Kris: Omg…just leaving store now….wife asked me to do week’s shopping….if u want to chat at 11:30….for just 1/2 hour….will drag myself away from u at 12…..otherwise…..see u in 13 hours (didn’t forget condoms–just have to remember to not have them fall out on the counter with other stuff—make our meet go south REAL fast!) 11:08 PM

Me: If that happens, hide the receipt and say you found them in the parking lot! 11:10 PM

Kris: Ha…she trusts me…but she’s not an idiot…my ass would b grass….chat a little? 11:14 PM

Me: Sure 11:14 PM

Kris: K 11:14 PM

Kris: Home…putting stuff away…10 min 11:34 PM

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· Apr 26 11:45 PM Kris: Phew!…………FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 26 11:45 PM Sassy: Hiya! Smooch

· Apr 26 11:45 PM Kris: Hi! Smooch back at ya

· Apr 26 11:45 PM Kris: wanna hear “Mr. Extreme’s” candy list?

· Apr 26 11:46 PM Sassy: Uh oh

· Apr 26 11:46 PM Kris: ok…so when I’m done I’ll type “that’s it”…

· Apr 26 11:47 PM Kris: so i got “the good stuff” for you and then just the normal stuff i always get for myself….starting with “your stuff”?

· Apr 26 11:48 PM Kris: Lindt caramel milk choc truffles

· Apr 26 11:48 PM Kris: Dove caramel milk choc

· Apr 26 11:49 PM Kris: “Toffifany”..a whole hazelnut in chewy caramel with choc hazelnet filling and choc

· Apr 26 11:49 PM Kris: 6 Heath candy bars

· Apr 26 11:50 PM Kris: Lindt hazelnut crips squares

· Apr 26 11:50 PM Kris: that’s it for you…that enough?

· Apr 26 11:50 PM Kris: then there’s what I got for me…

· Apr 26 11:50 PM Kris: milk duds, whoppers, raisinets, big bag of Jelly Belly jelly beans, big bag of Gimball’s gourmet jelly beans…

· Apr 26 11:51 PM Kris: that’s it…in total. kids might not go to sleep after all the sugar…

· Apr 26 11:51 PM Sassy: Yikes!

· Apr 26 11:52 PM Kris: so how many meets does that cover (assuming there are more)?

· Apr 26 11:52 PM Sassy: About… 8?

· Apr 26 11:53 PM Kris: Ha…i can eat all that by myself in a couple of weeks…easy…you wanna bring it home and save some for next time?

· Apr 26 11:54 PM Sassy: You are too funny! I can put it in my toy box

· Apr 26 11:54 PM Kris: then there will be “assorted goodies” in there…

· Apr 26 11:55 PM Sassy: You remind me of my dad. Mom would send him to the store to get eggs, milk and butter. He would be gone 2 hours and come back with 8 bags of groceries.

· Apr 26 11:56 PM Kris: I ALWAYS do that and am VERY extreme with things I like…like candy…my kids still give me a hard time about it….they say, “Dad, you were pretty strict….but when it came to eating candy WE couldn’t even keep up with you.”

· Apr 26 11:57 PM Sassy: Hee hee

· Apr 26 11:57 PM Kris: so tell me why you said you were going to stare and take in my body

· Apr 26 11:59 PM Sassy: I don’t want you to be surprised.

· Apr 26 11:59 PM Sassy: I was thinking about it..

· Apr 26 11:59 PM Sassy: The luxury of being able to look unabashedly

· Apr 27 12:00 AM Kris: my guess is that’s part of what you naturally have always done…with anyone….just because you enjoy it all so much…

· Apr 27 12:02 AM Sassy: It’s also something that probably doesn’t happen much to you… and can be very sexy. Have a woman ogle you

· Apr 27 12:03 AM Kris: not much the way you’re describing it….kind of hard when you see someone naked all the time…to act like it’s “always exciting”. just isn’t

· Apr 27 12:04 AM Kris: sometimes just to be playful I’ll walk out of the shower completely naked into the living room or kitchen where my wife is. she’ll look at me and say something like….oh my word….look at you….naked as a jay bird.

· Apr 27 12:04 AM Kris: but there’s no “serious lusting” going on….

· Apr 27 12:05 AM Kris: so it will be nice to be ogled…ogle away

· Apr 27 12:06 AM Kris: want me to bring my camera…..then you can take whatever pics you want and I’ll email them to you later….LOL

· Apr 27 12:07 AM Sassy: Hmmm… tempting. But not this time.

· Apr 27 12:07 AM Kris: i’m just kidding

· Apr 27 12:08 AM Kris: we’ll be too busy “exploring” and “learning about each other”….

· Apr 27 12:08 AM Sassy: Cameras are so… 20th C

· Apr 27 12:08 AM Kris: as opposed to what….cell phones?

· Apr 27 12:08 AM Sassy: yes

· Apr 27 12:09 AM Sassy: Hee hee

· Apr 27 12:09 AM Kris: depends…some cameras are better…but cell phones are pretty high tech for the most part

· Apr 27 12:09 AM Kris: so what else is on your mind…besides giving me a heads up that I can plan to be ogled?

· Apr 27 12:10 AM Kris: i’m breaking into the Jelly Bellies right now….can’t wait….go on….

· Apr 27 12:11 AM Sassy: Not much… starting to switch to logistics, directions, timing etc.

· Apr 27 12:11 AM Kris: how so?

· Apr 27 12:13 AM Kris: figuring it out right now?

· Apr 27 12:13 AM Sassy: Yes

· Apr 27 12:14 AM Kris: i think about 45 minutes is about the time from your place

· Apr 27 12:14 AM Sassy: Yeah… that’ my guess. Maybe a little faster on a Sunday

· Apr 27 12:14 AM Kris: i’m going to get there a little early to request seats in a specific section with more privacy

· Apr 27 12:15 AM Sassy: Awww… you are so good!

· Apr 27 12:15 AM Kris: are u teasing me now?

· Apr 27 12:16 AM Sassy: No! It is so sweet of you to think of these details.

· Apr 27 12:17 AM Kris: i like that you are so kind and nice all the the time…but if you feel like giving me a hard time i think I’ll be able to handle it…..but just may not “be in your nature”….

· Apr 27 12:19 AM Kris: so far you’ve only said one thing that stuck in my mind as a little “challenging and on the negative side”and it wasn’t all that serious…but it “got to me a little” which is fine.

· Apr 27 12:20 AM Sassy: What? There have to be more than that…

· Apr 27 12:20 AM Kris: what more than one thing?

· Apr 27 12:21 AM Sassy: What did I say that was challenging and on the negative side that stuck in your mind?

· Apr 27 12:23 AM Kris: early on…it hasn’t even been that long that we’ve known each other….but early on…before we met…..you asked, “Are you a chaser?” I didn’t know what you meant…. you explained….”Someone who chased but never closes the deal.” That was kind of a “challenge” that was a little “out of character” for how you usually are but it also helped me “prove I wasn’t” if you were game… so was I!

· Apr 27 12:25 AM Kris: you probably don’t even remember it…but it “got to me” a little….not offended at all just “challenged”….you know….then the male ego goes “cock a doodle doo”….I’ll show HER!

· Apr 27 12:25 AM Sassy: I was honestly concerned. You answered well.

· Apr 27 12:26 AM Sassy: I do recall.

· Apr 27 12:26 AM Kris: you remember?….what caused you to be concerned?

· Apr 27 12:26 AM Sassy: I asked someone in chat and they said “Just ask him.”

· Apr 27 12:26 AM Kris: do you remember what was causing you to be concerned….at the time?

· Apr 27 12:30 AM Sassy: Yes.

· Apr 27 12:30 AM Kris: I’ve already eaten half a 9 oz. bag of Jelly Bellies in the short time we’ve been chatting…so what’s your answer?

· Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: The first man I talked with from AM… wanted him soooo badly.

· Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: He postponed two meets and then stood me up.

· Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: Awful emo roller coaster. He was a chaser.

· Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: said he had met 7 women without sleeping with any

· Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: Had good reasons

· Apr 27 12:31 AM Sassy: But

· Apr 27 12:32 AM Sassy: So your AM history sounded a little too similar

· Apr 27 12:32 AM Kris: ah….i see now…and remember….

· Apr 27 12:33 AM Kris: you know….i hope this doesn’t make you wonder about your choice of wanting me….but the simple truth is that 62 year old men are not in “high demand” on AM…..not that many women have shown an interest in me….and there’s a lot of competition….most women your age are cougars, don’t want an “old man”

· Apr 27 12:33 AM Sassy: Ha

· Apr 27 12:34 AM Kris: why “ha”?

· Apr 27 12:34 AM Sassy: I am not ageist, but I only have fun with older men

· Apr 27 12:34 AM Sassy: Had several mid-30’s guys try to cougarize me…

· Apr 27 12:35 AM Sassy: not happening

· Apr 27 12:35 AM Kris: how come?

· Apr 27 12:36 AM Sassy: Just does not appeal

· Apr 27 12:36 AM Kris: what if they were mature and kind and so forth?

· Apr 27 12:37 AM Sassy: Maybe… but most of the ones on AM are not

· Apr 27 12:37 AM Kris: but older men can be jerks too….right?

· Apr 27 12:37 AM Sassy: Absolutely but not in the same way

· Apr 27 12:37 AM Kris: how so?

· Apr 27 12:37 AM Sassy: These guy are like “Hi. Send me a pic?”

· Apr 27 12:37 AM Kris: the younger ones?

· Apr 27 12:37 AM Sassy: yup

· Apr 27 12:38 AM Sassy: No finesse. No manners

· Apr 27 12:39 AM Sassy: Do you need to sleep?

· Apr 27 12:39 AM Kris: i’m “wired” right now but if I don’t try I’ll be tired tomorrow…which i DON’T want to be…what’s the odds we’ll want to take a nap first thing when we get to the hotel?

· Apr 27 12:41 AM Sassy: I guessing that will not be your first impulse

· Apr 27 12:41 AM Kris: mine too…so I should go and try to sleep…you?

· Apr 27 12:41 AM Sassy: I had a nap, so I am good a little longer.

· Apr 27 12:42 AM Kris: ok…I’d like to chat just a little more…if you want to…unless you need to get back to your chat buddies….

· Apr 27 12:43 AM Kris: which “little rascal” would I be….I can’t even remember their names…but watched them as a kid….grin

· Apr 27 12:44 AM Sassy: Alfalfa?

· Apr 27 12:44 AM Kris: was he the one missing a tooth with his hair sticking up?

· Apr 27 12:45 AM Sassy: Yup

· Apr 27 12:45 AM Sassy: Spanky?

· Apr 27 12:45 AM Kris: wasn’t spanky the short one?

· Apr 27 12:45 AM Sassy: I forget

· Apr 27 12:46 AM Sassy: Buckwheat?

· Apr 27 12:46 AM Kris: he was the black one i think

· Apr 27 12:46 AM Sassy: I think you’re right

· Apr 27 12:47 AM Kris: your good remembering the names….you’re too young to remember that

· Apr 27 12:47 AM Kris: that show must have gone off the air way before you were even born

· Apr 27 12:47 AM Sassy: I am cheating

· Apr 27 12:47 AM Kris: online again…I keep forgetting

· Apr 27 12:47 AM Sassy: wikipedia is my friend and google

· Apr 27 12:48 AM Kris: so did you look at the “Bodacious” clip

· Apr 27 12:48 AM Sassy: Yes

· Apr 27 12:48 AM Sassy: very odd

· Apr 27 12:48 AM Sassy: you’re not going to head butt me right?

· Apr 27 12:49 AM Kris: NO!…..it was meant to be taken “just in general”….not every “joke” can be a winner….moving right along

· Apr 27 12:49 AM Kris: “bodacious” is not even in any proper dictionary…

· Apr 27 12:49 AM Kris: I looked it up online!

· Apr 27 12:50 AM Kris: it was popular in the 80s and 90s and is a “made up word” combining the words “bold” and “audacious”

· Apr 27 12:50 AM Kris: i think that describes you pretty well…

· Apr 27 12:50 AM Kris: especially your “Sexy Sassy” persona that you plan on bringing with bells on tomorrow (I hope)…

· Apr 27 12:51 AM Sassy: Oh yes

· Apr 27 12:51 AM Kris: if not at the restaurant…when we get alone in the room.

· Apr 27 12:52 AM Sassy: Mmm hmmm

· Apr 27 12:52 AM Kris: meaning?

· Apr 27 12:53 AM Sassy: you typed “alone in the room” and my mind wandered to a little scenario

· Apr 27 12:53 AM Kris: you humming in naughty pleasure again?

· Apr 27 12:53 AM Sassy: ayup

· Apr 27 12:53 AM Kris: LOL….you make me laugh….

· Apr 27 12:54 AM Sassy: I was pressing you against the wall, just inside the door… groping.. kissing…

· Apr 27 12:54 AM Sassy: Ms Demure smacked me and said LET HIM LEAD!

· Apr 27 12:54 AM Kris: how bout we leave Ms. Demure at the 99?

· Apr 27 12:56 AM Sassy: Yes please.

· Apr 27 12:56 AM Kris: you kissing me outside the Chinese restaurant….taking the initiative….still turns me on….and how much you really liked it…..it’s one of my little “sexy memories”…then how it got hotter in the parking garage. maybe that’s what you’re used to but it blew me away…and i really liked it. i don’t have to lead…..

· Apr 27 12:57 AM Sassy: I am not used to that

· Apr 27 12:57 AM Sassy: I luxuriate at those memories while the Demure Lady blushes

· Apr 27 12:58 AM Kris: blushing’s ok too though. it means you have some sense of modesty and then you can play off it by being “naughty” nothing wrong with blushing….but i know what you mean….

· Apr 27 1:00 AM Sassy: I try not to be boring.

· Apr 27 1:01 AM Kris: You’re far from boring but you don’t have to stand on your head every minute either. your “sex appeal” to me is a combination of things. I hope I can handle “red hot Sassy”but I like whole YOU. (whatever your “other half’s” name is—I’ll be paying attention the next time you “slip”—-count on it).

· Apr 27 1:02 AM Sassy: Ha ha

· Apr 27 1:02 AM Kris: “Ha ha”?

· Apr 27 1:02 AM Sassy: You waiting for me to slip up

· Apr 27 1:02 AM Kris: figured that what it was

· Apr 27 1:03 AM Kris: anyhow…back to pressing me up against the wall…go on

· Apr 27 1:04 AM Sassy: that’s all. I don’t know what’s next

· Apr 27 1:04 AM Kris: ok…

· Apr 27 1:04 AM Sassy: Well… in theory I do

· Apr 27 1:04 AM Sassy: but I am only envisioning the first couple minutes

· Apr 27 1:04 AM Kris: LOL… what’s the “theory”?

· Apr 27 1:05 AM Sassy: It would be good if there is SEX

· Apr 27 1:05 AM Sassy: and ORGASMS!

· Apr 27 1:05 AM Kris: OMG…now THAT’S funny!

· Apr 27 1:06 AM Kris: I’ll guarantee there will be sex….

· Apr 27 1:06 AM Sassy: That match your theory?

· Apr 27 1:06 AM Kris: and one orgasm for sure (maybe two if i’m lucky)….

· Apr 27 1:06 AM Kris: i’m hoping there’s more than one or two and that they’re YOURS!

· Apr 27 1:06 AM Kris: yup. matches my theory.

· Apr 27 1:07 AM Kris: i was thinking more along the lines of all the different ways to get there. like looking at a menu – diffeent choices can achieve the same effect (hunger satisfied), but different ways to get there…we identified a couple. or three maybe, so far.

· Apr 27 1:08 AM Sassy: Yum

· Apr 27 1:08 AM Kris: although i haven’t had a chance to review the “instruction manual” with all those helpful details about techniques yet….

· Apr 27 1:09 AM Kris: but we’ve got oral with you sitting up so you can see and control my head with your hands.

· Apr 27 1:09 AM Kris: your head over the side of the bed with my cock fucking your mouth and my tongue flicking your nipples.

· Apr 27 1:09 AM Sassy: Mmmf

· Apr 27 1:10 AM Kris: doggy style with fast in (so you can feel the deep penetration)…and slow slip back out

· Apr 27 1:10 AM Sassy: that caused a major twinge

· Apr 27 1:10 AM Kris: ideally with in front of a mirror so you can see better….

· Apr 27 1:10 AM Kris: fast in….slip back slow….

· Apr 27 1:11 AM Kris: fast and deep in….slip back slow….

· Apr 27 1:11 AM Kris: i’m looking at my cock and liking watching it go in and out….

· Apr 27 1:11 AM Kris: I can see where I’m going in and out very clearly too…which turns me on more

· Apr 27 1:11 AM Sassy: Is it getting hot in here?

· Apr 27 1:12 AM Kris: i don’t know…I’m over here. I’m just following your directions…how am i doing?

· Apr 27 1:13 AM Sassy: Stunningly well

· Apr 27 1:13 AM Kris: instead of a bumper sticker that says “how’s my driving?”I’ll get one that says “how’s my fucking?”…..call 800-HOT-KRIS

· Apr 27 1:13 AM Sassy: LOL

· Apr 27 1:14 AM Kris: See…with just a little help Sassy might turn me into “Super Stud” after all… even old as I am.

· Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: just one thing. about my hair.

· Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: if you want to really “stand out from my wife”

· Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: if i try to grow it long…

· Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: and you don’t like it and want to tell me so…

· Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: that’s fine…

· Apr 27 1:15 AM Kris: but you can “distinguish” yourself from her…

· Apr 27 1:16 AM Kris: by at least being a little kinder than saying…

· Apr 27 1:16 AM Kris: you look like Bozo. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 27 1:16 AM Kris: I’m going to cry laughing now…seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 27 1:16 AM Sassy: You will never hear anything like that from me.

· Apr 27 1:17 AM Kris: I know. you’re too nice…but it really does make me laugh…it’s a little mean and sometimes i get pissed off but i’m too stubborn, old and crusty to let it really bother me much.

· Apr 27 1:17 AM Sassy: Although I’ve always had a thing for Bozo. I have a very old Bozo doll in my closet

· Apr 27 1:18 AM Kris: OMG!!!!!!!! you’re making me laugh!

· Apr 27 1:18 AM Sassy: he and Raggedy Anne get it on when I am not listening

· Apr 27 1:18 AM Kris: Oh no….stop it!

· Apr 27 1:18 AM Sassy: The big fuzzy bunny likes to watch

· Apr 27 1:19 AM Kris: Oh my word…the children are going to be traumatized!

· Apr 27 1:20 AM Kris: Speaking of watching…are we really going to watch each other get ourselves off?

· Apr 27 1:20 AM Sassy: Someday

· Apr 27 1:20 AM Kris: probably not tomorrow though…right?

· Apr 27 1:20 AM Sassy: seems too much for first time

· Apr 27 1:21 AM Sassy: should fuck before we run

· Apr 27 1:21 AM Kris: yes…especially given I’ve got only one good load I can count on and need to “time it” so that the whole experience is more fun for both of us. maybe two depending

· Apr 27 1:22 AM Kris: which is why I want you to get off first. if you can. at least once.

· Apr 27 1:22 AM Kris: i don’t know if you consider that too much pressure…and I hope I don’t disappoint you in some ways that make it harder. but i’m hoping that doesn’t happen….

· Apr 27 1:22 AM Kris: i’m counting on your abundance of lust.

· Apr 27 1:23 AM Sassy: Sounds fantastic!

· Apr 27 1:24 AM Sassy: I should go, have to drop Hubby off at his thing at 9 am

· Apr 27 1:24 AM Kris: Oh good!…..(I get a little nervous when I put these “ideas of mine” just “out there”)…

· Apr 27 1:24 AM Kris: me too…nite! sleep tight!

· Apr 27 1:24 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams Kris

April 25, 2015 by Sassy Girl