Over the side of the bed

Wednesday, April 23, 2014
Me: Good morning! I have one thing to say. Over the side of the bed. 😉 10:46 AM
Kris: as in reminder of picture…u giving oral? or u positioned to receive? nice way to say good morning….wish i’d read it earlier! You naughty TEASE! 2:19 PM
Me: It’s not a tease. It’s a promise. 🙂 2:21 PM
Kris: 🙂 it’s probably both….but which were u thinking of….giving or receiving…..over side of bed… :)2:25 PM
Me: was thinking of my favorite gif that I showed you last night with the woman receiving and the man fucking her mouth and flicking her nipple with his tongue and her hips popping off the bed. 2:27 PM
Kris: thought so…..mmmmm….or my “variation”…..start 69 then i shift down/stand up….still feeling that soft, wet, skillful tongue and mouth of yours….not to mention what your hands r grabbing. just arrived at meeting so “down boy” (omg…shift/adjust u know what)…..focus Kris…later! 2:42 PM
Kris: just so u know….you regularly “cause a little wetness” to flow out when we talk about sex. doesn’t happen with “just anyone” not purely visual….only when someone is attractive to me on “multiple levels”….which u are….smile 4:00 PM
Me: Good to know. The same happens to me. Along with some pulsing. 🙂 4:04 PM
Kris: big smile 4:06 PM
Kris: at my next meeting….waiting for colleague.  how’s your day going? 4:09 PM
Kris: falling asleep at work. some hot woman kept me up too late….last meeting canceled…can I put my head on your lap in the back seat of your car and take a nap….or use your breasts for pillows? 5:54 PM
Kris: ok…so i guess i’ll just sit here alone in my car in the public parking garage… fantasizing that some hot woman joins me and says, “Hey…hot stuff! Wanna hop in my car and watch some porn together?!” 7:38 PM
Me: Oh no! I’m worn out. Crawling into bed. May wake up, may not. Sooo sorry. 7:40 PM
Me: Ugh. I really want to see you…but I can’t keep my eyes open 7:42 PM
Kris: no problem. I’m just a crazy man…..last meeting wasn’t too far away so i thought i’d give it a shot…will head home and work out….if u wake up later text me if u wanna chat. otherwise sleep well….and sweet dreams… mwah! 7:45 PM

Erotica, gifs and two tumblrs

Tuesday, April 22, 2014 
Kris: Good morning! How late can u stay Sunday? so i can work on my lie (evil man). I’m SO looking forward to it…and not very nervous at all. We’ve already been naked together and you had no problem getting me off. What’s the worst that can happen…I’m a terrible fuck and you’re forced to dump me? But you’re such a hussy…i’m counting on you to work your magic. Licking, slowly, fingers, feeling, pressing, licking, sucking, pulling, a little faster, back to slowly, wet, inserting, fingers, feeling, tongue, licking, slowly, groaning, fingers, touching, pressing, inserted, feeling…GOOD MORNING BAD GIRL SASSY! 9:02 AM
Kris: my last email got “a little flow going”…felt a little wetness sitting in my “undies”… eruption on the horizon…unloading down the road… 9:20 AM
Me: Good morning frisky! Wow… you are such hot stuff! There is some wetness over here too! It is so fun to inspire you to write like that! 9:40 AM
Kris: And so u do! Know what time the “treat of our meet” will have to end? when you’ll likely have to head home by on Sunday? 9:44 AM
Me: I don’t have a time in mind, other than being in my own bed at midnight so I can get up for work Monday11:42 AM
Kris: :)…..plenty of time for those multiple “O”s. i’m going to have to get creative with my excuse….tried floating “day of spring skiing at Killington, VT. met with,”i just lost my job…we don’t have the money.” I’ll think if something. want to play for a LONG time. play, eat, talk…..play some more…like u said… 🙂 12:15 PM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 22, 2014 2:09 PM
Subject: The Fan
The Fan
He couldn’t believe he was doing this.  His friend had talked
him into reading at Stone Soup Poets open mike.  One of the
stories.  It was for Valentine’s Day, and everyone was doing
it, but it still made him feel vulnerable and exposed.  He
read and paused, as appreciative sighs filled the room, and
knew it would be alright.  He noticed this woman, standing in
the back against the wall.  Staring right at him.  He felt like
he was reading to her, and that she felt it, too.  He finished,
and a crowd gathered around him to chat and congratulate and
fawn and cluck.  He searched the room for her, but she had gone.
He listened to the other artists awhile, but couldn’t get the
hazy image of the woman out of his mind.  Finally, he slipped
out the side door and started toward the train.  She spoke as
he passed, startling him.
       “Your story was…special.  It touched me.”  She almost
whispered into the night air.
       “Thank you,” he said, automatically.  Brilliant.  He tried
to make out her face in the dim light of the street lamp.
       “It made me…want to know you,” she sighed, almost as if
she hadn’t wanted to admit it. He was sure his mouth hung open at
that point.  He remembered himself in a few seconds, and decided to
be flip.
       “So, what did you want to know?”  He quipped, not really
expecting her to answer. She looked away, then surprised him.
       “What it would be like to inspire you.”  He gulped in air.
There didn’t seem to be enough air to fill his burning lungs.  He
realized that somehow, in the last minute, something had passed
between them.  It scared him, but drew him to her.
       “Can I walk you to the train?”  He asked her.  She seemed
to consider it carefully, then stepped forward and took his arm in
silent acceptance.  He felt her breast against his arm and wondered
if he could remember how to walk.  He managed.  He thought she would
ask him mundane questions, quiz him about his story or his life.  She
was silent, seemingly deep in thought, walking in step with him.
       He wanted to see her face, but she was beside him so he could
only take in her long hair, swinging around her, and how she seemed
just the right height to walk with him, and how her chest moved with
each step.  They passed a pottery shop and she paused briefly to
glance at the brightly colored bowls.  Suddenly, she yanked him into
the dark doorway, and pressed him against the stone of the building.
He felt the cold against his back, then the heat of her in front,
as she wiggled to fit her body to his.  Then she put her lips within
a hair of his, and stopped.  This seemed to be quite a distance for
her initiative to take her, but not quite there.
       He cursed the lack of light.  He couldn’t see her eyes.  But
it didn’t seem to matter, he was taking her invitation and sinking
his tongue into her mouth before he realized he’d decided to do it.
He felt as hard as the stone against his back, and knew she felt it
too by the breath she took when he raised his head momentarily.  She
worked her hand under his shirt, and put his hand on her breast.
They teased each other’s nipples, nipping at necks and ears and noses.
Smiling into each other’s mouths as their breathing raged out of
control.
       This was crazy.  He didn’t know this woman.  He knew
nothing except she liked his writing, that she had understood
the call in it.  And that she felt so right in his arms.  It
was nuts, but it made sense to him.  He’d find out the other
stuff later, if it became important.  He was startled back to
the present by her hand at his belt.  Oh, my god.
       She stopped for a moment, took a deep breath and
whispered in his ear.
       “I don’t…I mean, I haven’t…ever…without…” she
couldn’t seem to say it, but he knew she was trying to justify
this wildfire burning between two strangers in a dark doorway.
       “I know,” he murmured, hugging her even closer.  That
seemed to settle it.  She undid his belt, and slipped her hand
inside his clothes to touch him.  He thought he’d pass out.
She rubbed him just the right way for longer than he thought
he could endure.  He knew he should be touching her, but could
not summon the brain power beyond savoring her touch.  She
removed one hand to her pocket, he heard a rip, then she was
taking his sex from his pants, and covering it with latex,
and leading him to a ledge deeper in the doorway.  She stretched
out on the stone, and pulled him down over her, into her.  The
combination of the time and place and strangeness and the latex
set him off almost immediately.  He pounded her into the stone,
without thought of her soft body.  She met his every thrust,
moaning in his ear.  He felt the pulsing, the searing heat, and
filled the plastic, thinking of filling her.  She clenched him
deep inside.  His mind clung to every detail as he realized he
would desperately need to write about this later.
       They clung to one another forever.  Then sat close to
each other on the ledge as they righted their clothes.  There
seemed to be so much to say, and yet nowhere to start.  He
finally took her arm, and they continued toward the train. He
thought he should be panicking, but couldn’t get beyond the
amazing afterglow.  When they reached the platform, he expected
her to disappear like the dream she seemed to him.  She chewed
her lip.  He feasted on seeing her in the light.
       “I need to know more.”  She whispered, a pleading look
on her face.
       “Yes.” It was all he could say.  It seemed enough.
       “Take me home with you.”
       “Yes.”
       “Let me inspire you.”
       He moaned and rolled his eyes.  Then the train rumbled
into the station and they boarded locked arm in arm.
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Me: Sent you more of my erotica. Read in private! 2:10 PM
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Kris: Ok I will…you naughty girl! 3:52 PM
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Kris: Won’t b home till 10:30. need to workout. been “slacking” lately. need to get back on track. Sorry it will b so late again…but would love to chat if u want when i get home. Haven’t read “Sassy Does Boston” yet (TEASING !)…but can’t wait to peek inside that horny little imagination of yours… 🙂 8:27 PM
Me: 10:30 is fine. I drank Mt Dew with dinner so I should be awake! 8:37 PM
Kris: i feel like saying…..uuuhh baby!…..don’t know why. 8:43 PM
Me: Okaaay 8:46 PM
Kris: in little bit of a “wild” mood. got something i can bite a little? better go work it off…later! 8:48 PM
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·       Apr 22 10:40 PM Kris: Hi!…Give me a minute to read your erotica…
·       Apr 22 10:40 PM Sassy: Ok
·       Apr 22 10:49 PM Kris: Wow! That was one well-written hot story! Ever do something like that – have sex with almost a perfect stranger?
·       Apr 22 10:50 PM Sassy: Sort of… long ago
·       Apr 22 10:50 PM Kris: what happened…how did it happen?
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: a gal pal and I were in Mexico
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: Going into a disco
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: There were British soldiers – The disco would only let men in with women
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: So they offered to buy us drinks if we’d get them in
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: They were very cute, polite…
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: There was a power failure at the disco. They got us out safely
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: My pal invited them back to our hotel bar
·       Apr 22 10:53 PM Sassy: We ended up in our room.
·       Apr 22 10:53 PM Sassy: Gal friend made out with one in bed while I was out on the balcony with the other, just talking
·       Apr 22 10:54 PM Sassy: Then we stopped talking…and went inside to the other bed
·       Apr 22 10:54 PM Sassy: then they joined us.  Things get a little blurry after that
·       Apr 22 10:55 PM Sassy: But very very hot
·       Apr 22 10:56 PM Kris: i thought you didn’t have much fun with sex until you ventured out more recently. sounds like you did….how old were you then?
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Sassy: hmmm… 25
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Sassy: They didn’t help me cum… just did their own thing
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Kris: you answered my next question….LOL
·       Apr 22 10:58 PM Sassy: I can’t recall having an orgasm until I was 34
·       Apr 22 10:58 PM Sassy: I was alone on my bed, talking to a guy on the phone
·       Apr 22 10:59 PM Kris: and?
·       Apr 22 11:00 PM Sassy: Strange things happened to my body
·       Apr 22 11:00 PM Sassy: I had read a lot of romance novels and I was like… Hey! Maybe this is what they meant!
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Sassy: Guy was from Ontario. So I call him Mr O.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Kris: LOL SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Kris: Were you touching yourself? how/why did you cum?
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Sassy: I wasn’t… just listening to him talk
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Kris: what was he talking about?
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Sassy: I forget… figure skating I think
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Kris: Come on!
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: He was a figure skater
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Kris: how do you have an orgasm without any direct stimulation?
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: I do it all the time
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Kris: how?
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: Very powerful imagination
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Kris: you don’t touch yourself at all?
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Sassy: nope… very rare
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Kris: when/where do you imagine things? how often?
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Sassy: You mean enough to make me cum?
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Sassy: varies…depends on how long since I was with a man
·       Apr 22 11:06 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:06 PM Sassy: usually in bed before I go to sleep, or just as I wake up, or in the shower
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: Or if I find a very nice video of a certain kind.
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: When I’ve been with a man, I’m usually calm for… about a month
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: after that I get twitchy. start to watch things, dream up things, or re-live adventures
·       Apr 22 11:08 PM Sassy: start writing.  imagining…
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Kris: a month is a long time to be calm. I’m generally “calm” for about 24 hours….LOL
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Sassy: You’re male.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Seems to be the way it is.
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Though many of the chat women are more like that.
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Kris: think about/want sex all the time?
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Yes… and take care of themselves daily
·       Apr 22 11:11 PM Sassy: If I am having sex, or hot online discussions, I crave it more
·       Apr 22 11:11 PM Sassy: imagine more. But don’t do much about it for longer
·       Apr 22 11:12 PM Kris: what do you mean “don’t do much about it for longer”?
·       Apr 22 11:13 PM Sassy: work at cumming
·       Apr 22 11:13 PM Sassy: I do use the showerhead sometimes.  It has a nice pounding action
·       Apr 22 11:14 PM Kris:  : )
·       Apr 22 11:14 PM Sassy: You like to think about me self-pleasuring?
·       Apr 22 11:16 PM Kris: I’m just curious….getting to know you and experiences you’ve had….but yes….kind of…..is also part of a little fantasy of when I’m with you…..never done before…..my wife says she has never masturbated….. ever….so I’m curious/interested in a woman who does/would….maybe even when with me in some way….if possible….just a little fantasy.
·       Apr 22 11:17 PM Sassy: You want to watch?
·       Apr 22 11:17 PM Kris: yes….or watch but “participate” at the same time in some way…..
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: It is likely “not like it looks in the movies” but could still be very hot
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: I wouldn’t mind watching you also
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: See what you do so I can do it
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Kris: i’m pretty sure you already know…but I’m game…never done it before…but could be fun
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Sassy: There is a very classic pattern in p0rn… that men think is what women do.
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:21 PM Sassy: Usually involves a lot of fingers in and out
·       Apr 22 11:21 PM Sassy: When I do touch, it is more pressing, pulling
·       Apr 22 11:24 PM Kris: you would know better than me obviously and maybe each woman is different…but it seems to me the clit is the main point of pleasure. and the rest is just a “supporting cast” though still important….correct me if I’m wrong…..remember…..I’ve been only “pleasuring” one woman for over 25 years…..so my experience is limited….and like I said…most of the porn I’ve seen I think is fake bull shit – women are moaning and groaning at stuff I’m not convinced in real life most women would actually get off by…..but again…you would know better than me.
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: It varies a lot. Some women like clit, some more vaginal filling etc.
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: P0rn runs all over the map
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: lots of crap, but some really stunning, beautiful, fabulous
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Sassy: I don’t see much like I want it… but have a small collection of things men find very exciting and real-ish
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Sassy: Do you think your touching is relatively stereotypical?
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Apr 22 11:28 PM Sassy: Does it look like it does in p0rn?
·       Apr 22 11:29 PM Kris: i’m trying to think. LOL. of some porn I’ve seen…and compared to “what i do”…..
·       Apr 22 11:30 PM Sassy: I’ve never seen anyone but my H do it
·       Apr 22 11:30 PM Kris: are you talking about a man beating off?
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Sassy: Imagine lots of pumping and talking to yourself.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Sassy: Have you thought about me whilst?
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Kris: absolutely!
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Sassy: Where are you usually thinking?
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Kris: i like to do it in the shower….use soap for lubrication….feels better.
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Kris: or just before i go to sleep at night…fantasize and beat off.
·       Apr 22 11:33 PM Kris: probably at least daily… sometimes two or three times a day. I’m very “active and horny”….ALL the time.
·       Apr 22 11:33 PM Sassy: Does w ever see you or do you have to hide?
·       Apr 22 11:34 PM Kris: She doesn’t see me. it’s not hard to hide…she doesn’t look in when i’m taking a shower and i can do it pretty quietly even when she’s laying next to me in bed.
·       Apr 22 11:34 PM Kris: i like to express myself verbally….but i don’t have to. I can do it quietly or even silently….
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Sassy: I used to cry when H did it in bed next to me… but I have gotten over that
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Kris: because he wasn’t having any sex with you?
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Sassy: Yes. Made me feel like chopped liver
·       Apr 22 11:36 PM Kris: i want to come over there and give you a hug.,…but it probably wouldn’t end there….so better wait until Sunday
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: You can run a tab
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: Store it up and let it out on Sunday. : )
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Kris: count on it!
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: 25 hugs, 65.5 kisses…
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: how did you arrive at those numbers?
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: Made them up
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: 15 breast squeezes
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: 4 spankings
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: and a partridge in a pear tree!
·       Apr 22 11:39 PM Sassy: Laaaa!
·       Apr 22 11:39 PM Kris: uuuhhh…naughty girl!!!
·       Apr 22 11:40 PM Sassy: You like it
·       Apr 22 11:40 PM Kris: what…spanking?
·       Apr 22 11:41 PM Sassy: naughty girl
·       Apr 22 11:41 PM Kris: of course! but I like that you’re so nice too!
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: The contrast heightens it
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: Shy, demure, polite in public
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: wild girl in private!
·       Apr 22 11:43 PM Kris: my kind of girl!
·       Apr 22 11:43 PM Kris: i had a kind of “weird” fantasy about being in you today
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Sassy: oh?
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Sassy: tell!
·       Apr 22 11:45 PM Kris: you know how sex can be in all kinds of sort of “modes”—-like “fast and hot and ravage me”—-or take it slower and be a little more gentle…etc., etc.
·       Apr 22 11:47 PM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 22 11:48 PM Kris: so this fantasy was very “undeveloped”. just sort of a “snap shot” or “image”….without a lot of content or detail….ever have those kinds of “quick images”?
·       Apr 22 11:50 PM Sassy: sure
·       Apr 22 11:53 PM Kris: ok….so i don’t know how to explain this exactly…except when we have kissed in public places….like the first time you kissed me outside the restaurant…and then when you were kissing me in the parking garage….and then when we kissed after we met the last time….I know I’ve tried to describe it….like i was “mesmerized” or “in a trance”…it was passionate and very hot and I was like “weak” or oblivious to everything else around me.
·       Apr 22 11:55 PM Kris: so in my “snap shot” fantasy…..I’m in you and thrusting but it’s not “hot and heavy and fast”….it’s medium speed and I feel this “connection”. and it feels good, but it’s like the same feeling as kissing you…and maybe I’m kissing you at the same time….or I’m looking at you and “mesmerized”… but it’s more “intimate” than “hot and heavy”. I’m fucking you….but it’s more than that……don’t want to freak you out….but that was my fantasy.
·       Apr 22 11:57 PM Kris: that’s it….just a “sense” of “being in and with you”…and feeling very good about it…..on different levels. hope that doesn’t freak you out…..
·       Apr 22 11:58 PM Sassy: Not freaky.  rather sweet. And very hot
·       Apr 22 11:59 PM Sassy: wonder if it i wishful thinking… or a premonition?  : )
·       Apr 23 12:01 AM Kris: hoping it’s a premonition…..but it’s only “one mode”.  there are others I want to be in too…..that are “hot, heavy, fast, hard”…..but that was just a little fantasy I had today. it was nice…hope it IS a premonition….and not just wishful thinking…..I guess I’ll find out soon enough!….LOL
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Sassy: Really nifty that you are thinking these things… and sharing them!
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Sassy: I was thinking a lot about you and oral today
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Kris: like what?
·       Apr 23 12:03 AM Sassy: I was thinking about different positions
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: Sitting up, propped on pillows
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: Or in a chair
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: or on the edge of the bed
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: where I am above you… can see… hold your head
·       Apr 23 12:05 AM Kris: your wish is my command…any way you want it…
·       Apr 23 12:05 AM Sassy: don’t know what is best.  need to experiment.  : )
·       Apr 23 12:06 AM Sassy: I am often lying flat but I think tilted up or sitting up might be better
·       Apr 23 12:08 AM Kris: if you were propped up against pillows….or sitting at the edge of the bed like you say….you could have the benefit of watching me….take my head in your hands…….using me for your pleasure….a little bit of a sense of more control and power for you…..visual stimulation…..what do you think?
·       Apr 23 12:10 AM Sassy: That’s my theory
·       Apr 23 12:10 AM Sassy: More in it with you rather than just being done to
·       Apr 23 12:11 AM Kris: Well….we’re quite the planners” here…aren’t we…LOL
·       Apr 23 12:11 AM Sassy: It’s fun to anticipate… plan… even if it doesn’t exactly happen
·       Apr 23 12:13 AM Kris: i agree…..i think it helps….excites….is fun to talk about…..instead of having to “guess” or talk too much instead of doing…..i think this conversation is fun.  I’ve known women who haven’t wanted to talk about sex at all…….which i don’t get…..but oh well….you’re not one of them!
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Sassy: talking about it, reading about it, writing about it… DOING IT!
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Kris: i’m curious about the “small collection of porn” you have that you like
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Kris: what is it about it that you like?
·       Apr 23 12:15 AM Sassy: Real looking people… being nice to each other.
·       Apr 23 12:15 AM Sassy: I like to hear what’s going on, not cheesy music
·       Apr 23 12:16 AM Kris: one thing that I wish would be shown more is a woman’s orgasmic contractions as they’re happening….
·       Apr 23 12:17 AM Kris: there are only a few that I’ve seen that I’ve trusted were real….
·       Apr 23 12:17 AM Kris: and the women aren’t necessarily screaming at the top of their lungs….
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Kris: sometimes they’re just doing that “groaning of cumming”……and you know they’re getting off
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: I also like to learn things.
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: I learned a lot about blow jobs and hand jobs
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: different positions
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: leaving the lights on
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Kris: i want to see everything!
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: heh
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Kris: leave the lights on!
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: I know… radical
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: I go through phases. Sometimes I want romantic.
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: Sometimes I watch very “bad stuff”
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Kris: what’s “bad stuff”?
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: japanese school girls being tied up and fingered…
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: outdoor sex
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: dom/sub stuff
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Kris: does dom/sub stuff interest/excite you—something you like to do?
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Sassy: No.  kinda horrified
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Kris: just like to watch different things?
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Sassy: try to understand it
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Sassy: and it has its moments
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Kris: moments…meaning?
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: isolated moments of kindess, hotness
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: Maybe you can bring your laptop and I can show you some
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: or I can send one a day or something
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: your reaction to different ones can tell me things
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Kris: sure…however you want to do it
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: feel free to say yuck or yum.
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: Helps a lot
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: Never watched with someone
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: but shared a lot
·       Apr 23 12:25 AM Kris: never watched porn with someone?
·       Apr 23 12:25 AM Sassy: no
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Sassy: You?
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Kris: yes…with my wife.  but a long time ago…not recently
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Kris: I’d like to watch some with you
·       Apr 23 12:27 AM Kris: unless you’d rather not…and just do it…LOL
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Sassy: Most of my favorites are short
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Sassy: There are these 10 sec gifs I find launch my mind
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Kris: “gifs”?
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Sassy: little loops
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Sassy: wife still with you there?
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Kris: no…she was in bed when I came home….so been alone this whole time
·       Apr 23 12:31 AM Sassy: http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/post/37135662621/this-kills-me-and-i-love-it
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Kris: want me to watch it now?
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Sassy: sure
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Kris: omg. i’m getting a hard on…what a blow job!….does it just keep going?
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Sassy: nope… just a little snippet… kindling.  another?
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Kris: sure!
·       Apr 23 12:35 AM Sassy: this is one of my all-time faves
·       Apr 23 12:35 AM Sassy: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i6vtbB2Y1r9az6fo1_500.gif
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Kris: omg…want to do that Sunday?
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Sassy: sure. can be tough for you to control…
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Sassy: and my hands will NOT be on the bed
·       Apr 23 12:37 AM Kris: did you mean “can be tough for me to control?”
·       Apr 23 12:37 AM Sassy: usually makes a man cum super fast
·       Apr 23 12:38 AM Kris: i could…but i have lots of self-control. can just kind of “enjoy but go someplace else in my head” so I can keep going longer…..then when i want to cum i need to mentally “shift gears” and just let it go.
·       Apr 23 12:39 AM Sassy: nice
·       Apr 23 12:39 AM Kris: but there’s a danger in that for me too.  because sometimes it’s not easy to switch back.  but I find a way….by just “letting it go”…..
·       Apr 23 12:40 AM Kris: does that make any sense?
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: Here’s a mild one I find very hot
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/post/22858574847
·       Apr 23 12:43 AM Kris: is the guy kneeling or sitting on something?
·       Apr 23 12:43 AM Sassy: I imagine him sitting on a kitchen chair
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: right….there’s variation on the previous one I like….
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: it starts like this….
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: 69 with me on top….so i’m licking you and my cock is in your mouth…with me on top….
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: after doing that for a while…
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: I’d move to a position like the one in the video….
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: but instead of licking your breasts….
·       Apr 23 12:46 AM Kris: I’d use my hands on your clit and on your breasts….while you’re sucking on my cock…..but could also alternately lick your nipples
·       Apr 23 12:46 AM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: So you can see how gifs can inspire?
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Kris: yes
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: and they aren’t crap
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Kris: no. they’re real…we can do that…and I want to..
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: sure… probably “fake” but… that’s okay
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: sometimes I find the video they’re from
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Kris: i don’t mean what they’re doing is fake…but sometimes people fake orgasms. that part bugs me…
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Sassy: and I’m like… wait… whoa!
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Kris: i don’t understand….”sometimes i find the video they’re from…and i’m like….wait….whoa!” what do you mean by that?
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Sassy: they are snagged from a longer video, snippet
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Sassy: fun to see that 10 sec fitting into a longer thing
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Kris: oh….
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Sassy: has a woman ever sent you porn before?
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Kris: well…right now we just watched some porn together….even though we’re not in the same room!
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Kris: no.  you’re the first
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Sassy: : )
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Kris: it’s fun….gives us ideas for things to do together….I’ve got a hard on and it’s uncomfortable now.  balls are aching.
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Sassy: Wish I could help with that
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: LOL…..me too!
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Sassy: But so glad that you “get it” and see what I was talking about
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: sure!
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: we could watch some more on Sunday if you like…
·       Apr 23 12:53 AM Kris: or maybe we’ll be “too busy”
·       Apr 23 12:54 AM Kris: this is so much fun…but should we get some sleep…i can sleep in…but you have to get up.
·       Apr 23 12:54 AM Sassy: yeah… just having so much fun!
·       Apr 23 12:55 AM Kris: me too…in spite of my aching balls…
·       Apr 23 12:55 AM Sassy: FYI – if you click on the header in those link, it takes you out to the guy’s tumblr
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: You can see all the photos or gifs he has posted
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Kris: ok….
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: the kitchen kiss one comes from my favorite tumblr
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: He has quite arty, eclectic tastes
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Kris: what’s a “tumblr”?
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: Usually a series of photos on a particular topic
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: you can google tumblr Edsel and see a bunch of old cars
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: of tumblr big boobs or weird wedding photos etc.
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Kris: will your boobs be there?
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Sassy: gosh… I dunno
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: But there are millions of them… I think 65 million last count
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: You never heard of tumblr?
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Kris: no….I’ve led a very sheltered and culturally-impoverished life….
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: they got bought out by Yahoo… so folks are worried… they’ve started censoring
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: but not as much as was feared
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: It is a major harbor for porn
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: A pal of mine runs a tumblr of “one note tumblrs”
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: It’s hysterical
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Kris: one note tumblrs?
·       Apr 23 1:01 AM Sassy: very narrow, one theme tumblrs
·       Apr 23 1:01 AM Kris: what’s the theme…or don’t i dare to ask?
·       Apr 23 1:02 AM Sassy: hang on… trying to find it
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: http://asingleservingofporn.tumblr.com/
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: tuck that away to poke around in later
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: It’s like… women in horse masks
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: or best butts
·       Apr 23 1:05 AM Sassy: or “cooking in the buff”
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: so if there is a theme you like, it leads you to another tumblr only about that
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: can be a bit of a rabbit hole
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: Okay… I really should go.
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: just took a quick glance…got it.
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: me too
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: Thanks for indulging me
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: Nite sweet Sassy…Mwah!
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Kris: I had fun!
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Sassy: Sleep well.
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Kris: thanks…you too!

Erotica, gifs and two tumblrs

Tuesday, April 22, 2014 
Kris: Good morning! How late can u stay Sunday? so i can work on my lie (evil man). I’m SO looking forward to it…and not very nervous at all. We’ve already been naked together and you had no problem getting me off. What’s the worst that can happen…I’m a terrible fuck and you’re forced to dump me? But you’re such a hussy…i’m counting on you to work your magic. Licking, slowly, fingers, feeling, pressing, licking, sucking, pulling, a little faster, back to slowly, wet, inserting, fingers, feeling, tongue, licking, slowly, groaning, fingers, touching, pressing, inserted, feeling…GOOD MORNING BAD GIRL SASSY! 9:02 AM
Kris: my last email got “a little flow going”…felt a little wetness sitting in my “undies”… eruption on the horizon…unloading down the road… 9:20 AM
Me: Good morning frisky! Wow… you are such hot stuff! There is some wetness over here too! It is so fun to inspire you to write like that! 9:40 AM
Kris: And so u do! Know what time the “treat of our meet” will have to end? when you’ll likely have to head home by on Sunday? 9:44 AM
Me: I don’t have a time in mind, other than being in my own bed at midnight so I can get up for work Monday11:42 AM
Kris: :)…..plenty of time for those multiple “O”s. i’m going to have to get creative with my excuse….tried floating “day of spring skiing at Killington, VT. met with,”i just lost my job…we don’t have the money.” I’ll think if something. want to play for a LONG time. play, eat, talk…..play some more…like u said… 🙂 12:15 PM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 22, 2014 2:09 PM
Subject: The Fan
The Fan
He couldn’t believe he was doing this.  His friend had talked
him into reading at Stone Soup Poets open mike.  One of the
stories.  It was for Valentine’s Day, and everyone was doing
it, but it still made him feel vulnerable and exposed.  He
read and paused, as appreciative sighs filled the room, and
knew it would be alright.  He noticed this woman, standing in
the back against the wall.  Staring right at him.  He felt like
he was reading to her, and that she felt it, too.  He finished,
and a crowd gathered around him to chat and congratulate and
fawn and cluck.  He searched the room for her, but she had gone.
He listened to the other artists awhile, but couldn’t get the
hazy image of the woman out of his mind.  Finally, he slipped
out the side door and started toward the train.  She spoke as
he passed, startling him.
       “Your story was…special.  It touched me.”  She almost
whispered into the night air.
       “Thank you,” he said, automatically.  Brilliant.  He tried
to make out her face in the dim light of the street lamp.
       “It made me…want to know you,” she sighed, almost as if
she hadn’t wanted to admit it. He was sure his mouth hung open at
that point.  He remembered himself in a few seconds, and decided to
be flip.
       “So, what did you want to know?”  He quipped, not really
expecting her to answer. She looked away, then surprised him.
       “What it would be like to inspire you.”  He gulped in air.
There didn’t seem to be enough air to fill his burning lungs.  He
realized that somehow, in the last minute, something had passed
between them.  It scared him, but drew him to her.
       “Can I walk you to the train?”  He asked her.  She seemed
to consider it carefully, then stepped forward and took his arm in
silent acceptance.  He felt her breast against his arm and wondered
if he could remember how to walk.  He managed.  He thought she would
ask him mundane questions, quiz him about his story or his life.  She
was silent, seemingly deep in thought, walking in step with him.
       He wanted to see her face, but she was beside him so he could
only take in her long hair, swinging around her, and how she seemed
just the right height to walk with him, and how her chest moved with
each step.  They passed a pottery shop and she paused briefly to
glance at the brightly colored bowls.  Suddenly, she yanked him into
the dark doorway, and pressed him against the stone of the building.
He felt the cold against his back, then the heat of her in front,
as she wiggled to fit her body to his.  Then she put her lips within
a hair of his, and stopped.  This seemed to be quite a distance for
her initiative to take her, but not quite there.
       He cursed the lack of light.  He couldn’t see her eyes.  But
it didn’t seem to matter, he was taking her invitation and sinking
his tongue into her mouth before he realized he’d decided to do it.
He felt as hard as the stone against his back, and knew she felt it
too by the breath she took when he raised his head momentarily.  She
worked her hand under his shirt, and put his hand on her breast.
They teased each other’s nipples, nipping at necks and ears and noses.
Smiling into each other’s mouths as their breathing raged out of
control.
       This was crazy.  He didn’t know this woman.  He knew
nothing except she liked his writing, that she had understood
the call in it.  And that she felt so right in his arms.  It
was nuts, but it made sense to him.  He’d find out the other
stuff later, if it became important.  He was startled back to
the present by her hand at his belt.  Oh, my god.
       She stopped for a moment, took a deep breath and
whispered in his ear.
       “I don’t…I mean, I haven’t…ever…without…” she
couldn’t seem to say it, but he knew she was trying to justify
this wildfire burning between two strangers in a dark doorway.
       “I know,” he murmured, hugging her even closer.  That
seemed to settle it.  She undid his belt, and slipped her hand
inside his clothes to touch him.  He thought he’d pass out.
She rubbed him just the right way for longer than he thought
he could endure.  He knew he should be touching her, but could
not summon the brain power beyond savoring her touch.  She
removed one hand to her pocket, he heard a rip, then she was
taking his sex from his pants, and covering it with latex,
and leading him to a ledge deeper in the doorway.  She stretched
out on the stone, and pulled him down over her, into her.  The
combination of the time and place and strangeness and the latex
set him off almost immediately.  He pounded her into the stone,
without thought of her soft body.  She met his every thrust,
moaning in his ear.  He felt the pulsing, the searing heat, and
filled the plastic, thinking of filling her.  She clenched him
deep inside.  His mind clung to every detail as he realized he
would desperately need to write about this later.
       They clung to one another forever.  Then sat close to
each other on the ledge as they righted their clothes.  There
seemed to be so much to say, and yet nowhere to start.  He
finally took her arm, and they continued toward the train. He
thought he should be panicking, but couldn’t get beyond the
amazing afterglow.  When they reached the platform, he expected
her to disappear like the dream she seemed to him.  She chewed
her lip.  He feasted on seeing her in the light.
       “I need to know more.”  She whispered, a pleading look
on her face.
       “Yes.” It was all he could say.  It seemed enough.
       “Take me home with you.”
       “Yes.”
       “Let me inspire you.”
       He moaned and rolled his eyes.  Then the train rumbled
into the station and they boarded locked arm in arm.
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Me: Sent you more of my erotica. Read in private! 2:10 PM
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Kris: Ok I will…you naughty girl! 3:52 PM
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Kris: Won’t b home till 10:30. need to workout. been “slacking” lately. need to get back on track. Sorry it will b so late again…but would love to chat if u want when i get home. Haven’t read “Sassy Does Boston” yet (TEASING !)…but can’t wait to peek inside that horny little imagination of yours… 🙂 8:27 PM
Me: 10:30 is fine. I drank Mt Dew with dinner so I should be awake! 8:37 PM
Kris: i feel like saying…..uuuhh baby!…..don’t know why. 8:43 PM
Me: Okaaay 8:46 PM
Kris: in little bit of a “wild” mood. got something i can bite a little? better go work it off…later! 8:48 PM
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·       Apr 22 10:40 PM Kris: Hi!…Give me a minute to read your erotica…
·       Apr 22 10:40 PM Sassy: Ok
·       Apr 22 10:49 PM Kris: Wow! That was one well-written hot story! Ever do something like that – have sex with almost a perfect stranger?
·       Apr 22 10:50 PM Sassy: Sort of… long ago
·       Apr 22 10:50 PM Kris: what happened…how did it happen?
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: a gal pal and I were in Mexico
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: Going into a disco
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: There were British soldiers – The disco would only let men in with women
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: So they offered to buy us drinks if we’d get them in
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: They were very cute, polite…
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: There was a power failure at the disco. They got us out safely
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: My pal invited them back to our hotel bar
·       Apr 22 10:53 PM Sassy: We ended up in our room.
·       Apr 22 10:53 PM Sassy: Gal friend made out with one in bed while I was out on the balcony with the other, just talking
·       Apr 22 10:54 PM Sassy: Then we stopped talking…and went inside to the other bed
·       Apr 22 10:54 PM Sassy: then they joined us.  Things get a little blurry after that
·       Apr 22 10:55 PM Sassy: But very very hot
·       Apr 22 10:56 PM Kris: i thought you didn’t have much fun with sex until you ventured out more recently. sounds like you did….how old were you then?
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Sassy: hmmm… 25
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Sassy: They didn’t help me cum… just did their own thing
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Kris: you answered my next question….LOL
·       Apr 22 10:58 PM Sassy: I can’t recall having an orgasm until I was 34
·       Apr 22 10:58 PM Sassy: I was alone on my bed, talking to a guy on the phone
·       Apr 22 10:59 PM Kris: and?
·       Apr 22 11:00 PM Sassy: Strange things happened to my body
·       Apr 22 11:00 PM Sassy: I had read a lot of romance novels and I was like… Hey! Maybe this is what they meant!
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Sassy: Guy was from Ontario. So I call him Mr O.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Kris: LOL SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Kris: Were you touching yourself? how/why did you cum?
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Sassy: I wasn’t… just listening to him talk
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Kris: what was he talking about?
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Sassy: I forget… figure skating I think
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Kris: Come on!
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: He was a figure skater
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Kris: how do you have an orgasm without any direct stimulation?
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: I do it all the time
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Kris: how?
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: Very powerful imagination
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Kris: you don’t touch yourself at all?
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Sassy: nope… very rare
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Kris: when/where do you imagine things? how often?
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Sassy: You mean enough to make me cum?
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Sassy: varies…depends on how long since I was with a man
·       Apr 22 11:06 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:06 PM Sassy: usually in bed before I go to sleep, or just as I wake up, or in the shower
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: Or if I find a very nice video of a certain kind.
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: When I’ve been with a man, I’m usually calm for… about a month
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: after that I get twitchy. start to watch things, dream up things, or re-live adventures
·       Apr 22 11:08 PM Sassy: start writing.  imagining…
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Kris: a month is a long time to be calm. I’m generally “calm” for about 24 hours….LOL
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Sassy: You’re male.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Seems to be the way it is.
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Though many of the chat women are more like that.
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Kris: think about/want sex all the time?
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Yes… and take care of themselves daily
·       Apr 22 11:11 PM Sassy: If I am having sex, or hot online discussions, I crave it more
·       Apr 22 11:11 PM Sassy: imagine more. But don’t do much about it for longer
·       Apr 22 11:12 PM Kris: what do you mean “don’t do much about it for longer”?
·       Apr 22 11:13 PM Sassy: work at cumming
·       Apr 22 11:13 PM Sassy: I do use the showerhead sometimes.  It has a nice pounding action
·       Apr 22 11:14 PM Kris:  : )
·       Apr 22 11:14 PM Sassy: You like to think about me self-pleasuring?
·       Apr 22 11:16 PM Kris: I’m just curious….getting to know you and experiences you’ve had….but yes….kind of…..is also part of a little fantasy of when I’m with you…..never done before…..my wife says she has never masturbated….. ever….so I’m curious/interested in a woman who does/would….maybe even when with me in some way….if possible….just a little fantasy.
·       Apr 22 11:17 PM Sassy: You want to watch?
·       Apr 22 11:17 PM Kris: yes….or watch but “participate” at the same time in some way…..
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: It is likely “not like it looks in the movies” but could still be very hot
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: I wouldn’t mind watching you also
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: See what you do so I can do it
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Kris: i’m pretty sure you already know…but I’m game…never done it before…but could be fun
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Sassy: There is a very classic pattern in p0rn… that men think is what women do.
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:21 PM Sassy: Usually involves a lot of fingers in and out
·       Apr 22 11:21 PM Sassy: When I do touch, it is more pressing, pulling
·       Apr 22 11:24 PM Kris: you would know better than me obviously and maybe each woman is different…but it seems to me the clit is the main point of pleasure. and the rest is just a “supporting cast” though still important….correct me if I’m wrong…..remember…..I’ve been only “pleasuring” one woman for over 25 years…..so my experience is limited….and like I said…most of the porn I’ve seen I think is fake bull shit – women are moaning and groaning at stuff I’m not convinced in real life most women would actually get off by…..but again…you would know better than me.
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: It varies a lot. Some women like clit, some more vaginal filling etc.
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: P0rn runs all over the map
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: lots of crap, but some really stunning, beautiful, fabulous
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Sassy: I don’t see much like I want it… but have a small collection of things men find very exciting and real-ish
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Sassy: Do you think your touching is relatively stereotypical?
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Apr 22 11:28 PM Sassy: Does it look like it does in p0rn?
·       Apr 22 11:29 PM Kris: i’m trying to think. LOL. of some porn I’ve seen…and compared to “what i do”…..
·       Apr 22 11:30 PM Sassy: I’ve never seen anyone but my H do it
·       Apr 22 11:30 PM Kris: are you talking about a man beating off?
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Sassy: Imagine lots of pumping and talking to yourself.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Sassy: Have you thought about me whilst?
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Kris: absolutely!
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Sassy: Where are you usually thinking?
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Kris: i like to do it in the shower….use soap for lubrication….feels better.
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Kris: or just before i go to sleep at night…fantasize and beat off.
·       Apr 22 11:33 PM Kris: probably at least daily… sometimes two or three times a day. I’m very “active and horny”….ALL the time.
·       Apr 22 11:33 PM Sassy: Does w ever see you or do you have to hide?
·       Apr 22 11:34 PM Kris: She doesn’t see me. it’s not hard to hide…she doesn’t look in when i’m taking a shower and i can do it pretty quietly even when she’s laying next to me in bed.
·       Apr 22 11:34 PM Kris: i like to express myself verbally….but i don’t have to. I can do it quietly or even silently….
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Sassy: I used to cry when H did it in bed next to me… but I have gotten over that
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Kris: because he wasn’t having any sex with you?
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Sassy: Yes. Made me feel like chopped liver
·       Apr 22 11:36 PM Kris: i want to come over there and give you a hug.,…but it probably wouldn’t end there….so better wait until Sunday
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: You can run a tab
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: Store it up and let it out on Sunday. : )
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Kris: count on it!
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: 25 hugs, 65.5 kisses…
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: how did you arrive at those numbers?
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: Made them up
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: 15 breast squeezes
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: 4 spankings
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: and a partridge in a pear tree!
·       Apr 22 11:39 PM Sassy: Laaaa!
·       Apr 22 11:39 PM Kris: uuuhhh…naughty girl!!!
·       Apr 22 11:40 PM Sassy: You like it
·       Apr 22 11:40 PM Kris: what…spanking?
·       Apr 22 11:41 PM Sassy: naughty girl
·       Apr 22 11:41 PM Kris: of course! but I like that you’re so nice too!
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: The contrast heightens it
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: Shy, demure, polite in public
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: wild girl in private!
·       Apr 22 11:43 PM Kris: my kind of girl!
·       Apr 22 11:43 PM Kris: i had a kind of “weird” fantasy about being in you today
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Sassy: oh?
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Sassy: tell!
·       Apr 22 11:45 PM Kris: you know how sex can be in all kinds of sort of “modes”—-like “fast and hot and ravage me”—-or take it slower and be a little more gentle…etc., etc.
·       Apr 22 11:47 PM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 22 11:48 PM Kris: so this fantasy was very “undeveloped”. just sort of a “snap shot” or “image”….without a lot of content or detail….ever have those kinds of “quick images”?
·       Apr 22 11:50 PM Sassy: sure
·       Apr 22 11:53 PM Kris: ok….so i don’t know how to explain this exactly…except when we have kissed in public places….like the first time you kissed me outside the restaurant…and then when you were kissing me in the parking garage….and then when we kissed after we met the last time….I know I’ve tried to describe it….like i was “mesmerized” or “in a trance”…it was passionate and very hot and I was like “weak” or oblivious to everything else around me.
·       Apr 22 11:55 PM Kris: so in my “snap shot” fantasy…..I’m in you and thrusting but it’s not “hot and heavy and fast”….it’s medium speed and I feel this “connection”. and it feels good, but it’s like the same feeling as kissing you…and maybe I’m kissing you at the same time….or I’m looking at you and “mesmerized”… but it’s more “intimate” than “hot and heavy”. I’m fucking you….but it’s more than that……don’t want to freak you out….but that was my fantasy.
·       Apr 22 11:57 PM Kris: that’s it….just a “sense” of “being in and with you”…and feeling very good about it…..on different levels. hope that doesn’t freak you out…..
·       Apr 22 11:58 PM Sassy: Not freaky.  rather sweet. And very hot
·       Apr 22 11:59 PM Sassy: wonder if it i wishful thinking… or a premonition?  : )
·       Apr 23 12:01 AM Kris: hoping it’s a premonition…..but it’s only “one mode”.  there are others I want to be in too…..that are “hot, heavy, fast, hard”…..but that was just a little fantasy I had today. it was nice…hope it IS a premonition….and not just wishful thinking…..I guess I’ll find out soon enough!….LOL
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Sassy: Really nifty that you are thinking these things… and sharing them!
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Sassy: I was thinking a lot about you and oral today
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Kris: like what?
·       Apr 23 12:03 AM Sassy: I was thinking about different positions
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: Sitting up, propped on pillows
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: Or in a chair
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: or on the edge of the bed
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: where I am above you… can see… hold your head
·       Apr 23 12:05 AM Kris: your wish is my command…any way you want it…
·       Apr 23 12:05 AM Sassy: don’t know what is best.  need to experiment.  : )
·       Apr 23 12:06 AM Sassy: I am often lying flat but I think tilted up or sitting up might be better
·       Apr 23 12:08 AM Kris: if you were propped up against pillows….or sitting at the edge of the bed like you say….you could have the benefit of watching me….take my head in your hands…….using me for your pleasure….a little bit of a sense of more control and power for you…..visual stimulation…..what do you think?
·       Apr 23 12:10 AM Sassy: That’s my theory
·       Apr 23 12:10 AM Sassy: More in it with you rather than just being done to
·       Apr 23 12:11 AM Kris: Well….we’re quite the planners” here…aren’t we…LOL
·       Apr 23 12:11 AM Sassy: It’s fun to anticipate… plan… even if it doesn’t exactly happen
·       Apr 23 12:13 AM Kris: i agree…..i think it helps….excites….is fun to talk about…..instead of having to “guess” or talk too much instead of doing…..i think this conversation is fun.  I’ve known women who haven’t wanted to talk about sex at all…….which i don’t get…..but oh well….you’re not one of them!
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Sassy: talking about it, reading about it, writing about it… DOING IT!
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Kris: i’m curious about the “small collection of porn” you have that you like
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Kris: what is it about it that you like?
·       Apr 23 12:15 AM Sassy: Real looking people… being nice to each other.
·       Apr 23 12:15 AM Sassy: I like to hear what’s going on, not cheesy music
·       Apr 23 12:16 AM Kris: one thing that I wish would be shown more is a woman’s orgasmic contractions as they’re happening….
·       Apr 23 12:17 AM Kris: there are only a few that I’ve seen that I’ve trusted were real….
·       Apr 23 12:17 AM Kris: and the women aren’t necessarily screaming at the top of their lungs….
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Kris: sometimes they’re just doing that “groaning of cumming”……and you know they’re getting off
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: I also like to learn things.
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: I learned a lot about blow jobs and hand jobs
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: different positions
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: leaving the lights on
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Kris: i want to see everything!
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: heh
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Kris: leave the lights on!
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: I know… radical
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: I go through phases. Sometimes I want romantic.
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: Sometimes I watch very “bad stuff”
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Kris: what’s “bad stuff”?
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: japanese school girls being tied up and fingered…
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: outdoor sex
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: dom/sub stuff
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Kris: does dom/sub stuff interest/excite you—something you like to do?
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Sassy: No.  kinda horrified
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Kris: just like to watch different things?
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Sassy: try to understand it
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Sassy: and it has its moments
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Kris: moments…meaning?
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: isolated moments of kindess, hotness
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: Maybe you can bring your laptop and I can show you some
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: or I can send one a day or something
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: your reaction to different ones can tell me things
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Kris: sure…however you want to do it
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: feel free to say yuck or yum.
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: Helps a lot
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: Never watched with someone
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: but shared a lot
·       Apr 23 12:25 AM Kris: never watched porn with someone?
·       Apr 23 12:25 AM Sassy: no
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Sassy: You?
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Kris: yes…with my wife.  but a long time ago…not recently
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Kris: I’d like to watch some with you
·       Apr 23 12:27 AM Kris: unless you’d rather not…and just do it…LOL
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Sassy: Most of my favorites are short
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Sassy: There are these 10 sec gifs I find launch my mind
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Kris: “gifs”?
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Sassy: little loops
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Sassy: wife still with you there?
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Kris: no…she was in bed when I came home….so been alone this whole time
·       Apr 23 12:31 AM Sassy: http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/post/37135662621/this-kills-me-and-i-love-it
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Kris: want me to watch it now?
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Sassy: sure
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Kris: omg. i’m getting a hard on…what a blow job!….does it just keep going?
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Sassy: nope… just a little snippet… kindling.  another?
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Kris: sure!
·       Apr 23 12:35 AM Sassy: this is one of my all-time faves
·       Apr 23 12:35 AM Sassy: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i6vtbB2Y1r9az6fo1_500.gif
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Kris: omg…want to do that Sunday?
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Sassy: sure. can be tough for you to control…
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Sassy: and my hands will NOT be on the bed
·       Apr 23 12:37 AM Kris: did you mean “can be tough for me to control?”
·       Apr 23 12:37 AM Sassy: usually makes a man cum super fast
·       Apr 23 12:38 AM Kris: i could…but i have lots of self-control. can just kind of “enjoy but go someplace else in my head” so I can keep going longer…..then when i want to cum i need to mentally “shift gears” and just let it go.
·       Apr 23 12:39 AM Sassy: nice
·       Apr 23 12:39 AM Kris: but there’s a danger in that for me too.  because sometimes it’s not easy to switch back.  but I find a way….by just “letting it go”…..
·       Apr 23 12:40 AM Kris: does that make any sense?
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: Here’s a mild one I find very hot
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/post/22858574847
·       Apr 23 12:43 AM Kris: is the guy kneeling or sitting on something?
·       Apr 23 12:43 AM Sassy: I imagine him sitting on a kitchen chair
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: right….there’s variation on the previous one I like….
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: it starts like this….
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: 69 with me on top….so i’m licking you and my cock is in your mouth…with me on top….
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: after doing that for a while…
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: I’d move to a position like the one in the video….
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: but instead of licking your breasts….
·       Apr 23 12:46 AM Kris: I’d use my hands on your clit and on your breasts….while you’re sucking on my cock…..but could also alternately lick your nipples
·       Apr 23 12:46 AM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: So you can see how gifs can inspire?
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Kris: yes
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: and they aren’t crap
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Kris: no. they’re real…we can do that…and I want to..
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: sure… probably “fake” but… that’s okay
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: sometimes I find the video they’re from
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Kris: i don’t mean what they’re doing is fake…but sometimes people fake orgasms. that part bugs me…
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Sassy: and I’m like… wait… whoa!
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Kris: i don’t understand….”sometimes i find the video they’re from…and i’m like….wait….whoa!” what do you mean by that?
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Sassy: they are snagged from a longer video, snippet
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Sassy: fun to see that 10 sec fitting into a longer thing
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Kris: oh….
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Sassy: has a woman ever sent you porn before?
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Kris: well…right now we just watched some porn together….even though we’re not in the same room!
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Kris: no.  you’re the first
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Sassy: : )
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Kris: it’s fun….gives us ideas for things to do together….I’ve got a hard on and it’s uncomfortable now.  balls are aching.
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Sassy: Wish I could help with that
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: LOL…..me too!
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Sassy: But so glad that you “get it” and see what I was talking about
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: sure!
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: we could watch some more on Sunday if you like…
·       Apr 23 12:53 AM Kris: or maybe we’ll be “too busy”
·       Apr 23 12:54 AM Kris: this is so much fun…but should we get some sleep…i can sleep in…but you have to get up.
·       Apr 23 12:54 AM Sassy: yeah… just having so much fun!
·       Apr 23 12:55 AM Kris: me too…in spite of my aching balls…
·       Apr 23 12:55 AM Sassy: FYI – if you click on the header in those link, it takes you out to the guy’s tumblr
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: You can see all the photos or gifs he has posted
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Kris: ok….
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: the kitchen kiss one comes from my favorite tumblr
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: He has quite arty, eclectic tastes
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Kris: what’s a “tumblr”?
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: Usually a series of photos on a particular topic
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: you can google tumblr Edsel and see a bunch of old cars
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: of tumblr big boobs or weird wedding photos etc.
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Kris: will your boobs be there?
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Sassy: gosh… I dunno
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: But there are millions of them… I think 65 million last count
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: You never heard of tumblr?
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Kris: no….I’ve led a very sheltered and culturally-impoverished life….
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: they got bought out by Yahoo… so folks are worried… they’ve started censoring
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: but not as much as was feared
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: It is a major harbor for porn
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: A pal of mine runs a tumblr of “one note tumblrs”
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: It’s hysterical
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Kris: one note tumblrs?
·       Apr 23 1:01 AM Sassy: very narrow, one theme tumblrs
·       Apr 23 1:01 AM Kris: what’s the theme…or don’t i dare to ask?
·       Apr 23 1:02 AM Sassy: hang on… trying to find it
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: http://asingleservingofporn.tumblr.com/
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: tuck that away to poke around in later
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: It’s like… women in horse masks
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: or best butts
·       Apr 23 1:05 AM Sassy: or “cooking in the buff”
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: so if there is a theme you like, it leads you to another tumblr only about that
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: can be a bit of a rabbit hole
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: Okay… I really should go.
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: just took a quick glance…got it.
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: me too
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: Thanks for indulging me
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: Nite sweet Sassy…Mwah!
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Kris: I had fun!
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Sassy: Sleep well.
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Kris: thanks…you too!

Marathon Monday

Monday, April 21, 2014  Marathon Day 
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 1:15 AM
Subject: re: Positions
Hi Sassy,
I want to have you today for either “lunch” or “dinner.”  I want to eat your pussy in your car either during your lunch hour–or after work.  I think browsing through that website you sent me will be fun.  Could we start here?  I wanted to lick your clit and other things when we had sex the first time–but needed the test results.  Now that I “feel free”–I want to go down on you really badly.
Here’s what I’m wanting to do.  You can tell me which techniques sound most exciting—and I’ll be eager to do any or all of them:
Cunnilingus – Advanced Tips
Take a few minutes to read Cunnilingus Basics and then come back here to fine-tune your approach with some special earth-moving, hip-shaking, mind-blowing techniques that will have her panting your name and praising your game! Try all of these in one session and she might not come back down from the heavens until the morning:
The Lick
Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.
Labial Hold
While holding the two parts together with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time.
Tongue Intercourse
The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.
The Flick
Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain.
The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.
The Clitoris Suck
Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.
The Clitoris Hold
Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.
The Tongue Tube
Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can’t learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman’s vagina around a man’s penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.
ABC’s
Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!
Other Tips
A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform.
You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation.
Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.
Try some – or why not all – of the above techniques and neither of you will regret it. Techniques like this are sure to help her achieve that (sometimes) elusive orgasm.
So if you give me a time for “lunch” (1 hour?)–or for “dinner” (1-2 hours?)—I don’t want food this time.  I want your pussy.  I will also want to put my fingers in you–in both your pussy and your ass if you want me to.  In your ass it would help to have some lubricant.  In your pussy—you don’t need any.  You’ll be plenty wet—I already know that from experience.
So what do you say?  It’s what I really want to do right now—don’t even care if you don’t “do me” in any way.  Though not ruling it out.  Not sure how we’ll “fit in the car”—but willing to try if you are.
Let me know,
Kris
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Kris: Sassy–Surprise #2…Read email…I WANT YOU…TODAY! How’s THAT for a “Good Morning” greeting?!? 1:23 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 9:13 AM
Subject: Fw: Positions
And by “today” I mean TODAY—MONDAY, APRIL 21st—-not “today” as in “asap”—-although I realize today might not work…but can’t fault a guy for trying…and hopefully makes you feel good to know how badly you’re wanted…
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Kris: read forward of email to b clear about meaning of “today”……means TODAY! Hungry/Frisky Kris 9:17 AM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 21, 2014 10:39 AM 
Re: Positions
Good morning!  My my my!  You are quite frisky this morning.  It is so heady to be wanted!  
I have been puzzling over how to make it work today… I can see you but I don’t know about your plan.  I am getting bogged down in logistics.  Help!  I don’t have my car at work.  Hubby drops me off.  I could come out at lunch time but can’t see how to do much in your car.  
Tonight could work but my place is a total wreck.  It gets a complete cleaning tomorrow (someone gave me maid service as a chemo present!) so after today it could work.  
I’m so sorry!  It stinks that you have free time and I don’t.  I read those paragraphs about ways you can make me soar… yum… am imagining you touching me… tasting me… soooo fantastic!  Did you know all those tips before? 
So do we want to focus on Sunday?  Or make a plan for tomorrow?  
-S
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Kris: marathon wheelchair winner just crossed finish line….10th time winning….white guy from S. Africa 10:40 AM
Me: Ernst! thanks for the update! I so wish I could be watching! 10:49 AM
Kris: Go Shalane Flannagan!!! An American woman!!!!! 10:49 AM
Me: Sent email. Need help figuring out a plan 10:51 AM
Kris: k…i’ll read 10:52 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 11:08 AM
Subject: Re: Positions
Hi Sassy,
Understood…and you’re right….won’t work in my car at all.  Little concerned even about your car.  Eager as I am—why don’t we focus on Sunday.  I know money is tight for you—but it is really tight for me too right now.  I think if I used Hotwire.com I could get a decent room for about $75 max…which would mean about $38 each.  If you can’t do even that—-I’ll just do it and worry about what happens later.  I’VE GOT TO HAVE YOU.
To answer your question about knowing all those oral techniques—not in that much specific detail.  I’m not a stranger to doing it—-but my problem is (and where your going to be SO MUCH FUN) is that being with only one person for so long means I’ve tended to get “stuck in a rut.”  Plus–what feels good to YOU may be unique to you.  But I’m going to “do my homework” and read the “instruction manual” (LOL) over and over.  
I just had a hilarious image pop in my head.  I’m staring at your open vagina–as you lay there in eager anticipation waiting for me to get started.  I’ve got a print out of the oral sex techniques in one hand–and I’m reading it as I’m looking at your open vagina.  I say out loud, “Ok–where’s this ‘clitoris’ thingy they’re talking about?  Help me out here Sassy.”  Nice as you are—you jump up startled and say very annoyed:  “Oh my God–are you fucking KIDDING me?  Good thing I’ve kept flirting with those other guys on AM–I seriously don’t think this is going to work out.  Sorry Mr. Mitty!”
TEASING!!!!!!!!!!…don’t know how good it’s going to really be…but know for sure it’s not going to be THAT bad!  Don’t pretend to “know it all” by a long shot—-and think experimenting and learning with you will be fun!  Hope you feel the same.
Wanting you–but willing to wait ’till Sunday,
Frisky Kris
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Kris: Replied to your email…you’ll get a chuckle…grin/smile/lol 11:14 AM
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From: Sassy 
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 21, 2014 1:12 PM
Re: Positions
Thanks for understanding!  I want you right here right now, but I also want it to be fantastic!  
Check out www.lq.com for the LaQuinta hotels.  There’s one in Andover, MA and one in Salem, NH that look nice and inexpensive.  If you let me know which one looks good, I will book it and pay.  I have a AAA card and member points that get me discounts. 
Do you have time to chat tonight?  Hoping to learn more! 
 -S
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Me: How’s your day going? Hope it’s warm and fun! Wrote back in email. 1:21 PM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 2:42 PM
Subject: Re: Positions
Hi Sassy!
You are so great!  Ok…I’ll check out LaQuinta….but still will split it in half.
I’ll MAKE time to chat tonight…and try not to make it too late since you have to work tomorrow.  I do too—but can sleep in a little.
Today I was working on the lawn—-picking up thatch (dead weeds debris and/or grass matted down in lawn)  in bagger on tractor that I “dethatched” the other day.  Lots of dirt flying around–and because it was sunny and warm I didn’t have a shirt on.  So now I just came in covered in dirt and look like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown.  Jumping in shower—driving to pick up son at 4:00—back to dealer at 5:30 to pick up bike.  Dropping it off at storage shed—-bringing son home by 7:30—-home by 8:30-9:00.  Will skip working out to chat with you—otherwise it will be too late.
Watcha wanna learn more about?  Logistics of booking hotel room–or “other things” .
😀 …Frisky… 😀
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Kris: Good!….On tractor working on lawn….no shirt on so sunny and warm! Sent email but last email till chat tonite…have to leave laptop home for wife to job search. feel free to reply to email though….email account very carefully hidden….clear browsing history after EVERY use…so no chance of opening to Yahoo by her…..just have to cook up lie about being gone now for hours to get son and bike…..chat later!!! 2:53 PM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: April 21, 2014 4:02 PM 
Re: Positions
Hiya Kris! 
Hope all goes well with your son and the bike. 
Exchanging cash seems odd to me… I’ll do this one and you do the next time?  Just let me know which place looks better to you. 
The scene of you half-naked on a tractor in the sun is quite something!  
Talk later!  
-S
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Kris: son following me on harley…Whoohoooo!!”…..only riding YOU will b more fun!!! 6:29 PM
Me: Hooray! You rascal! 7:22 PM
Kris: my cheerleader/playmate/partner-in-crime!!!….thanks!…just dropped son off…chat around 9:30? 8:27 PM
Me: Sound fantastic! 8:44 PM
Kris: 🙂 8:47 PM
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·       Apr 21 9:49 PM Kris: Hi…sorry I’m on late again…got here as soon as I could
·       Apr 21 9:50 PM Sassy: no worries
·       Apr 21 9:50 PM Kris:  : )
·       Apr 21 9:51 PM Sassy: So your son rode the bike back for you?
·       Apr 21 9:52 PM Kris: yes…he rode it from the dealer to the storage shed…not that far…but he rides all the time and I’m “learning again”…..
·       Apr 21 9:52 PM Sassy: Cool.  Does he thinks it’s a hot ride?
·       Apr 21 9:53 PM Kris: was just reading your email…thank you for being willing to help. I know you have to watch money too.  you’re sweet
·       Apr 21 9:53 PM Kris: to answer question…yes he thinks the bike is great
·       Apr 21 9:54 PM Kris: but he’s like a “mother hen”…worried it’s too big for me and that I’m going to kill myself
·       Apr 21 9:57 PM Sassy: What do you think?
·       Apr 21 9:58 PM Kris: I think your suggestion is fine…and I appreciate it…if you can do it this time that’s fine…and I’ll do it next time….if that “feels better” to you. that’s fine.. haven’t had a chance to shop for specific place…be happy to if you like. do you want me to….then let you know?
·       Apr 21 9:58 PM Kris: or did you mean about killing myself on the bike?
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Sassy: the latter.
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Kris: I’ll be fine once I get used to it. no problem. he worries too much.
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Kris: he was arguing with me when I dropped him off
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Sassy: Gosh… wonder where he inherited that from?
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Kris: what…..arguing?
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Sassy: worrying : )
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Kris: not from me!!!!
·       Apr 21 10:01 PM Sassy: I think the open question right now is Andover MA or Salem NH?
·       Apr 21 10:01 PM Sassy: I wonder if I can get early check-in
·       Apr 21 10:02 PM Kris: do you want me to check Hotwire.com for some deals…or do you just want to go with LaQuinta?
·       Apr 21 10:02 PM Sassy: They’re either $71 or 80… what were you seeing on Hotwired?
·       Apr 21 10:03 PM Kris: last time I checked about $60 plus tax = $75 total—-are those prices with tax—taxes are significant on hotel tabs
·       Apr 21 10:04 PM Sassy: Salem NH is $56 plus tax
·       Apr 21 10:05 PM Kris: I can check…but that’s likely as good as you’ll get for a half-way decent place. sure you don’t want me to just give you half cash…or I take care of it next time?
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Sassy: Next time is fine.
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Kris: k….thank you so much
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Sassy: What time should I ask for? Check in is usually 3 PM
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Kris: r we going to bring food instead of eating out?
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Sassy: If that works for you?
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Kris: I’m fine with that. I’ll do that….just give me a list of what you want.
·       Apr 21 10:10 PM Kris: so I can be there by 12:00. I don’t know how early they’d let us in…
·       Apr 21 10:11 PM Sassy: I’d guess 1 PM but all depends on who checks out, how many maids etc.
·       Apr 21 10:11 PM Sassy: They have an option to text me when the room is ready
·       Apr 21 10:12 PM Kris: at LaQuinta?
·       Apr 21 10:12 PM Sassy: Yup
·       Apr 21 10:14 PM Kris: k….if room wasn’t ready, and wanted to meet a little earlier, we could meet a little before and “hang out” together someplace before getting room. maybe just go get some drinks and something small someplace….just an idea.
·       Apr 21 10:14 PM Sassy: Good thought!
·       Apr 21 10:15 PM Sassy: Okay… so I am reserving in Salem NH for Sunday… have to cancel by 6 PM if something comes up
·       Apr 21 10:15 PM Kris: cancel by 6 PM when?
·       Apr 21 10:17 PM Sassy: Sunday
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: ok. can’t think of any reason on my end…you?
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: Nope. But never know.
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: right
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: have to think up some excuse now
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: Looks easy to find, right off 93
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: So I’ll book it?
·       Apr 21 10:19 PM Kris: yes. unless you want me to double-check hotwire first. I’ve been trying to get on there but browser is giving me a hard time
·       Apr 21 10:21 PM Kris: is this connection slow tonite?
·       Apr 21 10:24 PM Sassy: Sorry… I was working on the reservation.
·       Apr 21 10:25 PM Sassy: Can’t hurt to check hotwired if you can… or tell me what to look for?
·       Apr 21 10:26 PM Kris: try this….go to: www.hotwire.com and just put in the info….approximate place…dates etc. and you’ll get a list. they don’t tell you the exact hotel…but show you what it’s comparable to….other hotels like it.
·       Apr 21 10:26 PM Kris: the rates are cheaper because they’re filling empty rooms at discounted prices in decent hotels
·       Apr 21 10:27 PM Kris: you know the city the hotel is in but not the exact hotel until after you book it
·       Apr 21 10:27 PM Kris: so there’s a “little gamble” in it…but I’ve never been disappointed…always decent places
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Kris: since my browser is giving me a hard time…do you want to try it now?
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Sassy: Just did it. Nothing lower than La Quinta
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Kris: figured
·       Apr 21 10:29 PM Kris: the LaQuinta price is a good one
·       Apr 21 10:30 PM Kris: so you like the image of me half naked on a tractor…after I texted you that I thought I might get a comment….getting to know how you think…you naughty girl
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Sassy: Will you be coming down Rte 93 from the North?
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Sassy: Ok. Sending email with details and directions
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: April 21, 2014 10:36 PM 
Subject: Details
La Quinta Inn & Suites
Salem 
8 Keewaydin Dr
Salem, NH 03079
1-603-893-4722 
From the North: 93 South to Exit 2, make a left onto Pelham and a left onto Keewaydin Drive.    
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·       Apr 21 10:37 PM Kris: ok…or just a physical address is fine too…since I have a gps in my car
·       Apr 21 10:37 PM Kris: or for that matter…my gps would find the hotel for me…with just the city name….it’s in Salem, NH?
·       Apr 21 10:38 PM Sassy: Yes. Pretty close to you?
·       Apr 21 10:38 PM Kris: very.closer to me than to you….you’re meeting me more than half way. thank you!
·       Apr 21 10:39 PM Sassy: Google maps says its less than 40 min for me
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Sassy: Can jut buzz up 93 and jump on you.  : )
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Kris: that’s about right. and only about 25-30 min for me
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 10:42 PM Sassy: Are you nervous?
·       Apr 21 10:42 PM Kris: no…you?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Not much.
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: a little?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Much less than usual.
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: how come?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Dunno
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: We’re going to have FUN!
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: right…but what normally makes you nervous?
·       Apr 21 10:44 PM Sassy: The What-ifs.  But we’ve already crossed most of those off
·       Apr 21 10:44 PM Kris: name some what ifs
·       Apr 21 10:46 PM Sassy: that’s no fun
·       Apr 21 10:46 PM Kris: no….but it helps me know you better…want some of my what ifs
·       Apr 21 10:47 PM Kris: or another way of putting it is…what are some “non-negotiable deal-breakers” that have to be in place for an affair to work for some time?
·        Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: what’s the “bottom line” that needs to be in place?
·       Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: how the sex is…for example…is one
·       Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: are you nervous a little about that?
·       Apr 21 10:49 PM Sassy: just a bit… enough to keep me paying attention.
·       Apr 21 10:49 PM Kris: are you nervous about me being able to please you…you being able to please me…or both?
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Sassy: nothing specific
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Kris: just that there will be a number of “firsts”…and so we don’t know exactly “how it will go”?
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Sassy: just don’t want to add way #19 a meet can go south
·       Apr 21 10:51 PM Sassy: But you seem very different to me
·       Apr 21 10:51 PM Sassy: #1 thing for your list… CONDOMS!
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: couple of questions
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: I’m assuming #19 is a figure of speech….that you’re not actually counting!
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Sassy: correct
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: second question…
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Kris: how am I “very different”?
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Sassy: Most men want to have sex on the first meet
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Sassy: If not, then a 2nd meet very quickly
·       Apr 21 10:54 PM Sassy: No one has given me flowers
·       Apr 21 10:54 PM Kris: so am I disappointing the “normal”…or is there something you like about whatever I’ve been “expecting”
·       Apr 21 10:55 PM Sassy: No one has made me forget all the rules and smooch in public!
·       Apr 21 10:55 PM Sassy: I really really like your style
·       Apr 21 10:56 PM Sassy: Much better than the pump and dump guys
·       Apr 21 10:56 PM Sassy: Makes me much more interested in pleasing you
·       Apr 21 10:58 PM Kris: I wish I could say it’s something I’ve worked at or something…but, honestly, I think it’s just that I’m not really used to the whole casual world of “wham, bam, thank you ma’am” just doesn’t do it for me…I don’t want to scare you…we talked about this a little before.  I kid by saying things like “I dont want to marry you”…and I want sex to be a little “wild and casual and do things differently and not take too long, etc., etc.”…but part of me wants to get inside more than your body…..to know you as a person…without freaking you out or getting “too heavy”….its’ just the way I’m “wired”
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Sassy: that all sounds good
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Kris: ok…don’t want to freak you out…
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Sassy: my brain is my best feature! After my boobs probably…
·       Apr 21 11:01 PM Kris: I like the way you’re really into erotica and learning all different things about sex and how you sent me that website…for ideas. it’s fun (and informative)…
·       Apr 21 11:02 PM Kris: it’s not your brains. it’s your character. you’re a genuinely kind and considerate person and fun and accommodating and wanting to please….it all makes you attractive…and sexy!
·       Apr 21 11:03 PM Sassy: You are very perceptive.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:03 PM Kris: and for whatever reason…you seem to want me. sexually…at least willing to “take me for a full test drive” (or two)…kick the tires and see how the old rusty car drives…LOL
·       Apr 21 11:04 PM Sassy: Hee hee
·       Apr 21 11:05 PM Kris: I feel like puffing out my chest for so cleverly adding that metaphor from the song. lol
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Sassy: Very well done!
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Sassy: Catchy tune
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Kris: it is!
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: I could send you a dozen of his songs.
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: each one hits me in a different spot
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Kris: you really like him?
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: The combo of incredible guitar work and spot-on lyrics gets me
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: and a great variety
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: He has everything from Blue Jean Blues… about washing his new jeans in hot water with all his other clothes
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: to the super-intense song about people called “Damaged Goods”
·       Apr 21 11:10 PM Kris: I now have more gadgets for music then I know how to use…but need to get up to speed using them…new Nano Ipod, bluetooth to stream it through on bike, etc., etc.
·       Apr 21 11:10 PM Sassy: Or East Ashville Hardware about how Lowes and Home Depot are killing the local hardware stores
·       Apr 21 11:11 PM Kris: give me a list of songs you like and I’ll have to learn (finally!) how to actually put them on the IPod I just bought recently…and don’t even know how to use yet…never had one before.
·       Apr 21 11:12 PM Kris: or if he has albums with a lot of songs you like…downloading a whole album is cheaper than ‘tune by tune” (which is 99 cents/ song from iTunes)…..do you have an Ipod?
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Kris: or do you store music on your phone?
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Sassy: No iPod. no music on the phone
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Sassy: There are good albums. So fun that you will listen!
·       Apr 21 11:15 PM Sassy: Should I bring my toys or save them for next time?
·       Apr 21 11:15 PM Kris: Of course! actually this is part of my new “phase that I’m going through” – – my latest “mid-life crisis” (of which both you and my bike are part—you, of course, being a MUCH “bigger deal”).
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Kris: bring them.  we can decide “in the moment” whether you feel like trying them or not. I have a few little “fantasies” about how to use them, depending on what they are and how they work
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Sassy: I can confirm you are alive, still sexy and fun.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Sassy: May just look them over…then can think of ideas for next time. No pressure. I have no clue.  They make me giggle. I need to get over that
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: LOL…why?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: I dunno
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: is one just a vibrator?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: There are five
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: all vibrators?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: I think so
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Kris: have you ever used a vibrator on your clit?
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Sassy: no.  total toy using virgin
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Kris: i’d like to use one on it
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Sassy: these are sort of goofy… not like the serious ones like the wand or the lelo
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Kris: I guess I’d have to see them to understand how they’re “goofy”
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Sassy: We can do that.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Sassy: Does your wife have some?
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Kris: no….she’d probably be open to trying them if I got some…but just never did
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Sassy: All the woman in chat treated me like a freak because I didn’t own any
·       Apr 21 11:21 PM Kris: most women enjoy using them to masturbate with. the rabbit is especially fun because you get both penetration and intense stimulation of the clit at the same time…so I’ve been told (a female client told me that in a session once—had to remain “calm and professional” about it all)…
·       Apr 21 11:22 PM Sassy: Oh yes… I’ve read a lot about that one. And seen lots of videos of the wand
·       Apr 21 11:22 PM Kris: don’t know what the “wand” is
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Sassy: Google HitachI Wand
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Kris: right
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Sassy: images probably the best
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Kris: will later
·       Apr 21 11:24 PM Sassy: It’s a long stick with a bulb on the end
·       Apr 21 11:24 PM Sassy: a “massager”
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: vibrates…stimulates inside?
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: outside
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: clit?
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: question about sex language
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: oh yes…
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Kris: do you like “dirty words” or “anatomically-correct” words…or doesn’t matter?
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Sassy: like what?
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Kris: pussy versus vagina, cock versus penis, breast versus tits or boobs, etc..
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: cock I like… you?
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: pussy… vagina… I could write an essay on all that.
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: I don’t like any of the words but have gotten used to them
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: any of the breast words are fine.
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Kris: don’t like any of which words?
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: the synonyms for my tunnel of love.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: clit is good
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Kris: what about vagina…don’t like that word?
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: not really
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Kris: “c” word is kind of nasty I think…you?
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Sassy: cunt can be hot at the right times
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Sassy: go on… type it
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Kris: ok…cunt…I guess you’re right. depends on mood and frame of mind.
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: A pal told me if you use “a” it’s bad, but “my” can work
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: that… not “a slut” but “my slut”
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: that one is still tough for me
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: but again… context
·       Apr 21 11:31 PM Kris: I don’t like “too much acting” though…including “over doing dirty talk” to try and “work things up”
·       Apr 21 11:31 PM Sassy: makes sense. Any words you dislike?
·       Apr 21 11:32 PM Sassy: dick?
·       Apr 21 11:32 PM Kris: it’s weird for me. I’m not used to using too much dirty talk. but am not offended by it either…it’s weird…for example….
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Kris: I will say something that sounds completely ridiculous sometimes when I want to have sex with my wife…I do it on purpose.
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Sassy: this is where the different sides of my personality diverge
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Sassy: the demure lady can not deal with dirty talk or vulgarity at all
·       Apr 21 11:34 PM Sassy: Sassy has gotten into it in an erotic way
·       Apr 21 11:34 PM Sassy: If you happen to entice out the wild girl… she is a complete potty mouth
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Sassy: Maybe I can get your super stud to use some choice word
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Kris: ok. that’s good to know. if you’re excited and it’s real and you like talking that way then it’s fine. but I think things like most pornography is total fake bull shit.everyone’s just acting for the camera…but if it’s real….then I don’t care if you sound like that comedian (George Carlin?—forget his name)—-as long as it’s real…and not fake.
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Kris: what choice word would you like to hear?
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: Maybe I should send you my favorite porn.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: Hmmm… fuck can be used to great advantage
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Kris: what…the word “fuck”?
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Sassy: just using different words signals… this is a special thing going on
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Kris: using that with you feels somehow “natural” to me…but normally it’s not really part of my “everyday vocab”….
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Sassy: RIght
·       Apr 21 11:39 PM Kris: I understand what you’re saying…..what’s important to me is that whatever is happening is genuinely exciting, hot, getting you toward getting off, and getting off…
·       Apr 21 11:39 PM Sassy: Sounds perfect
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Kris: if it means using fuck, suck, cock, pussy, tit, fuck me Kris, whatever…great! I just don’t “generally” talk that way…make sense?
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 21 11:41 PM Sassy: Did I answer that question?
·       Apr 21 11:42 PM Sassy: I think the short answer is slang, not medical terms
·       Apr 21 11:44 PM Kris: yes…you did. sometimes I use medical terms to sound intentionally ridiculous. I won’t say this to you (I PROMISE)…but I’ll say to my wife: “I think I should put my penis in your vagina.” It’s ridiculous—-so I use it just to “lighten the moment” but I promise I will never say that to you because it IS ridiculous. LOL
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Sassy: If you do, I may answer “Yes please and go boom boom boom!”
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Kris: LOL……………REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Sassy: Gotta keep the sillyness level equal.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Sassy: Did you hear about the four people who carried a fifth across the finish line at the Marathon today?
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: You’re doing a great job. I hope I can keep up (in more ways than one)!
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: No
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: omg…I just got it….duh!
·       Apr 21 11:47 PM Sassy: Got what?
·       Apr 21 11:47 PM Kris: I thought it was a joke…ok….ignore the idiot and explain it….
·       Apr 21 11:49 PM Sassy: Just that… a guy collapsed about 100 ft from the finish… just could not go on. So four people stopped, hauled him up by his arms and leg and carried him over
·       Apr 21 11:49 PM Kris: wow…no…didn’t hear about it…..pretty cool…
·       Apr 21 11:50 PM Kris: quick housekeeping note here about chatting….
·       Apr 21 11:51 PM Kris: if you can give me 5 or 10 minutes notice before you want to end it feels like a “softer landing”…since it’s so hard to pull myself away from you (a little humor–but mostly true)
·       Apr 21 11:52 PM Sassy: Okay
·       Apr 21 11:52 PM Kris: are we close…I know you have work tomorrow
·       Apr 21 11:54 PM Sassy: Probably should be. but I don’t want to go!
·       Apr 21 11:55 PM Kris: that’s nice…that you don’t want to…tell me when you turn into a pumpkin…5 minutes?…10?
·       Apr 21 11:57 PM Sassy: Anything else you’ve been puzzling about?
·       Apr 21 11:58 PM Kris: been thinking about the website you sent….and how we keep asking each other what we want to do…..maybe we should hire a third party to make up our minds for us…..what do YOU want to do/try/experiment with/do the same that you just enjoy?
·       Apr 22 12:00 AM Kris: do you like receiving oral?….there’s a simple question (for a change)
·       Apr 22 12:00 AM Sassy: adore it
·       Apr 22 12:01 AM Kris: for foreplay mainly? or to orgasm….or both at different times?
·       Apr 22 12:01 AM Sassy: can be either
·       Apr 22 12:02 AM Kris: do you know how you like it (like some of the techniques in my email from the website)?
·       Apr 22 12:02 AM Sassy: have had some intense oral with fingers O’s
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Kris: fingers in pussy at same time as oral?
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Sassy: key word is probably slow
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Kris: slow where…clit?
·       Apr 22 12:04 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Kris: ok. when we’re having sex I want you to just tell me what feels good. like you just did.”go slower” works…..so I don’t have to waste too much time “guessing” what you like…would that be ok?
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Sassy: yes. perfect
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 22 12:07 AM Sassy: It will be a duet. harmony
·       Apr 22 12:07 AM Kris: Right…I’ll tell you too
·       Apr 22 12:08 AM Sassy: Mmmmm….
·       Apr 22 12:09 AM Kris: My first wife was a great sex teacher for me. and she was only 15 at the time, but knew how to have sex better than almost any other women. I remember her telling me the first time I went down on her…very clearly…”do it fast and light with your tongue”…and she would get off that way every time…..
·       Apr 22 12:09 AM Kris: for someone else…some other woman…it would be “fast and hard”. different people like things different ways.
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Sassy: Same with men
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Kris: right. what was “Mmmmmm” above?
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Sassy: you… me… together
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Kris: like your famous “humming”…..yum?
·       Apr 22 12:11 AM Sassy: yes… my brain wanders off and my body reacts and mmmm
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Kris: this is why I’m only a “little” nervous. I’m thinking if we can talk we can fix things if they’re not working. may take a little “adjusting” but will be “adjustable”…does that make sense?
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Sassy: very much
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Kris: I hope you feel the same way
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Sassy: absolutely!
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Sassy: though if you really get me going… I cannot talk
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Sassy: brain fries
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Kris: I think I’ll “get it” when that’s happening. won’t need to talk then…just keep going…
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Sassy: mmm… yes
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Kris: if something’s not broke… no need to fix it. as they say.
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Sassy: I should go soon. Forgot the cleaners are coming at 8 AM . Oops
·       Apr 22 12:15 AM Sassy: Busy day for you tomorrow?
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM
Kris: lee than usual this week but should do paperwork…but will probably practice riding bike (gotta keep priorities straight).
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Kris: ok…I’ll let you go…maybe chat tomorrow?
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Sassy: oh yeah
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Sassy: I have work, then dinner with Mom
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Kris: not sure if that was an answer to chatting……or just something you added….about work then dinner with mom….
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Sassy: definitely want to chat
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Kris: ok. I thought maybe I should see how badly I’d go into “Sassy chat withdrawal” if I didn’t get my fix for one night. whatever happened to “not getting addicted?”
·       Apr 22 12:19 AM Kris: TEASING. I LOVE CHATTING WITH YOU!
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Kris: ok. time to say good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite.
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams
·       Apr 22 12:21 AM Kris: You too….Mwah!

Marathon Monday

Monday, April 21, 2014  Marathon Day 
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 1:15 AM
Subject: re: Positions
Hi Sassy,
I want to have you today for either “lunch” or “dinner.”  I want to eat your pussy in your car either during your lunch hour–or after work.  I think browsing through that website you sent me will be fun.  Could we start here?  I wanted to lick your clit and other things when we had sex the first time–but needed the test results.  Now that I “feel free”–I want to go down on you really badly.
Here’s what I’m wanting to do.  You can tell me which techniques sound most exciting—and I’ll be eager to do any or all of them:
Cunnilingus – Advanced Tips
Take a few minutes to read Cunnilingus Basics and then come back here to fine-tune your approach with some special earth-moving, hip-shaking, mind-blowing techniques that will have her panting your name and praising your game! Try all of these in one session and she might not come back down from the heavens until the morning:
The Lick
Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.
Labial Hold
While holding the two parts together with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time.
Tongue Intercourse
The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.
The Flick
Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain.
The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.
The Clitoris Suck
Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.
The Clitoris Hold
Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.
The Tongue Tube
Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can’t learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman’s vagina around a man’s penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.
ABC’s
Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!
Other Tips
A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform.
You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation.
Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.
Try some – or why not all – of the above techniques and neither of you will regret it. Techniques like this are sure to help her achieve that (sometimes) elusive orgasm.
So if you give me a time for “lunch” (1 hour?)–or for “dinner” (1-2 hours?)—I don’t want food this time.  I want your pussy.  I will also want to put my fingers in you–in both your pussy and your ass if you want me to.  In your ass it would help to have some lubricant.  In your pussy—you don’t need any.  You’ll be plenty wet—I already know that from experience.
So what do you say?  It’s what I really want to do right now—don’t even care if you don’t “do me” in any way.  Though not ruling it out.  Not sure how we’ll “fit in the car”—but willing to try if you are.
Let me know,
Kris
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Kris: Sassy–Surprise #2…Read email…I WANT YOU…TODAY! How’s THAT for a “Good Morning” greeting?!? 1:23 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 9:13 AM
Subject: Fw: Positions
And by “today” I mean TODAY—MONDAY, APRIL 21st—-not “today” as in “asap”—-although I realize today might not work…but can’t fault a guy for trying…and hopefully makes you feel good to know how badly you’re wanted…
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Kris: read forward of email to b clear about meaning of “today”……means TODAY! Hungry/Frisky Kris 9:17 AM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 21, 2014 10:39 AM 
Re: Positions
Good morning!  My my my!  You are quite frisky this morning.  It is so heady to be wanted!  
I have been puzzling over how to make it work today… I can see you but I don’t know about your plan.  I am getting bogged down in logistics.  Help!  I don’t have my car at work.  Hubby drops me off.  I could come out at lunch time but can’t see how to do much in your car.  
Tonight could work but my place is a total wreck.  It gets a complete cleaning tomorrow (someone gave me maid service as a chemo present!) so after today it could work.  
I’m so sorry!  It stinks that you have free time and I don’t.  I read those paragraphs about ways you can make me soar… yum… am imagining you touching me… tasting me… soooo fantastic!  Did you know all those tips before? 
So do we want to focus on Sunday?  Or make a plan for tomorrow?  
-S
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Kris: marathon wheelchair winner just crossed finish line….10th time winning….white guy from S. Africa 10:40 AM
Me: Ernst! thanks for the update! I so wish I could be watching! 10:49 AM
Kris: Go Shalane Flannagan!!! An American woman!!!!! 10:49 AM
Me: Sent email. Need help figuring out a plan 10:51 AM
Kris: k…i’ll read 10:52 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 11:08 AM
Subject: Re: Positions
Hi Sassy,
Understood…and you’re right….won’t work in my car at all.  Little concerned even about your car.  Eager as I am—why don’t we focus on Sunday.  I know money is tight for you—but it is really tight for me too right now.  I think if I used Hotwire.com I could get a decent room for about $75 max…which would mean about $38 each.  If you can’t do even that—-I’ll just do it and worry about what happens later.  I’VE GOT TO HAVE YOU.
To answer your question about knowing all those oral techniques—not in that much specific detail.  I’m not a stranger to doing it—-but my problem is (and where your going to be SO MUCH FUN) is that being with only one person for so long means I’ve tended to get “stuck in a rut.”  Plus–what feels good to YOU may be unique to you.  But I’m going to “do my homework” and read the “instruction manual” (LOL) over and over.  
I just had a hilarious image pop in my head.  I’m staring at your open vagina–as you lay there in eager anticipation waiting for me to get started.  I’ve got a print out of the oral sex techniques in one hand–and I’m reading it as I’m looking at your open vagina.  I say out loud, “Ok–where’s this ‘clitoris’ thingy they’re talking about?  Help me out here Sassy.”  Nice as you are—you jump up startled and say very annoyed:  “Oh my God–are you fucking KIDDING me?  Good thing I’ve kept flirting with those other guys on AM–I seriously don’t think this is going to work out.  Sorry Mr. Mitty!”
TEASING!!!!!!!!!!…don’t know how good it’s going to really be…but know for sure it’s not going to be THAT bad!  Don’t pretend to “know it all” by a long shot—-and think experimenting and learning with you will be fun!  Hope you feel the same.
Wanting you–but willing to wait ’till Sunday,
Frisky Kris
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Kris: Replied to your email…you’ll get a chuckle…grin/smile/lol 11:14 AM
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From: Sassy 
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 21, 2014 1:12 PM
Re: Positions
Thanks for understanding!  I want you right here right now, but I also want it to be fantastic!  
Check out www.lq.com for the LaQuinta hotels.  There’s one in Andover, MA and one in Salem, NH that look nice and inexpensive.  If you let me know which one looks good, I will book it and pay.  I have a AAA card and member points that get me discounts. 
Do you have time to chat tonight?  Hoping to learn more! 
 -S
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Me: How’s your day going? Hope it’s warm and fun! Wrote back in email. 1:21 PM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 2:42 PM
Subject: Re: Positions
Hi Sassy!
You are so great!  Ok…I’ll check out LaQuinta….but still will split it in half.
I’ll MAKE time to chat tonight…and try not to make it too late since you have to work tomorrow.  I do too—but can sleep in a little.
Today I was working on the lawn—-picking up thatch (dead weeds debris and/or grass matted down in lawn)  in bagger on tractor that I “dethatched” the other day.  Lots of dirt flying around–and because it was sunny and warm I didn’t have a shirt on.  So now I just came in covered in dirt and look like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown.  Jumping in shower—driving to pick up son at 4:00—back to dealer at 5:30 to pick up bike.  Dropping it off at storage shed—-bringing son home by 7:30—-home by 8:30-9:00.  Will skip working out to chat with you—otherwise it will be too late.
Watcha wanna learn more about?  Logistics of booking hotel room–or “other things” .
😀 …Frisky… 😀
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Kris: Good!….On tractor working on lawn….no shirt on so sunny and warm! Sent email but last email till chat tonite…have to leave laptop home for wife to job search. feel free to reply to email though….email account very carefully hidden….clear browsing history after EVERY use…so no chance of opening to Yahoo by her…..just have to cook up lie about being gone now for hours to get son and bike…..chat later!!! 2:53 PM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: April 21, 2014 4:02 PM 
Re: Positions
Hiya Kris! 
Hope all goes well with your son and the bike. 
Exchanging cash seems odd to me… I’ll do this one and you do the next time?  Just let me know which place looks better to you. 
The scene of you half-naked on a tractor in the sun is quite something!  
Talk later!  
-S
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Kris: son following me on harley…Whoohoooo!!”…..only riding YOU will b more fun!!! 6:29 PM
Me: Hooray! You rascal! 7:22 PM
Kris: my cheerleader/playmate/partner-in-crime!!!….thanks!…just dropped son off…chat around 9:30? 8:27 PM
Me: Sound fantastic! 8:44 PM
Kris: 🙂 8:47 PM
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·       Apr 21 9:49 PM Kris: Hi…sorry I’m on late again…got here as soon as I could
·       Apr 21 9:50 PM Sassy: no worries
·       Apr 21 9:50 PM Kris:  : )
·       Apr 21 9:51 PM Sassy: So your son rode the bike back for you?
·       Apr 21 9:52 PM Kris: yes…he rode it from the dealer to the storage shed…not that far…but he rides all the time and I’m “learning again”…..
·       Apr 21 9:52 PM Sassy: Cool.  Does he thinks it’s a hot ride?
·       Apr 21 9:53 PM Kris: was just reading your email…thank you for being willing to help. I know you have to watch money too.  you’re sweet
·       Apr 21 9:53 PM Kris: to answer question…yes he thinks the bike is great
·       Apr 21 9:54 PM Kris: but he’s like a “mother hen”…worried it’s too big for me and that I’m going to kill myself
·       Apr 21 9:57 PM Sassy: What do you think?
·       Apr 21 9:58 PM Kris: I think your suggestion is fine…and I appreciate it…if you can do it this time that’s fine…and I’ll do it next time….if that “feels better” to you. that’s fine.. haven’t had a chance to shop for specific place…be happy to if you like. do you want me to….then let you know?
·       Apr 21 9:58 PM Kris: or did you mean about killing myself on the bike?
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Sassy: the latter.
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Kris: I’ll be fine once I get used to it. no problem. he worries too much.
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Kris: he was arguing with me when I dropped him off
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Sassy: Gosh… wonder where he inherited that from?
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Kris: what…..arguing?
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Sassy: worrying : )
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Kris: not from me!!!!
·       Apr 21 10:01 PM Sassy: I think the open question right now is Andover MA or Salem NH?
·       Apr 21 10:01 PM Sassy: I wonder if I can get early check-in
·       Apr 21 10:02 PM Kris: do you want me to check Hotwire.com for some deals…or do you just want to go with LaQuinta?
·       Apr 21 10:02 PM Sassy: They’re either $71 or 80… what were you seeing on Hotwired?
·       Apr 21 10:03 PM Kris: last time I checked about $60 plus tax = $75 total—-are those prices with tax—taxes are significant on hotel tabs
·       Apr 21 10:04 PM Sassy: Salem NH is $56 plus tax
·       Apr 21 10:05 PM Kris: I can check…but that’s likely as good as you’ll get for a half-way decent place. sure you don’t want me to just give you half cash…or I take care of it next time?
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Sassy: Next time is fine.
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Kris: k….thank you so much
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Sassy: What time should I ask for? Check in is usually 3 PM
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Kris: r we going to bring food instead of eating out?
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Sassy: If that works for you?
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Kris: I’m fine with that. I’ll do that….just give me a list of what you want.
·       Apr 21 10:10 PM Kris: so I can be there by 12:00. I don’t know how early they’d let us in…
·       Apr 21 10:11 PM Sassy: I’d guess 1 PM but all depends on who checks out, how many maids etc.
·       Apr 21 10:11 PM Sassy: They have an option to text me when the room is ready
·       Apr 21 10:12 PM Kris: at LaQuinta?
·       Apr 21 10:12 PM Sassy: Yup
·       Apr 21 10:14 PM Kris: k….if room wasn’t ready, and wanted to meet a little earlier, we could meet a little before and “hang out” together someplace before getting room. maybe just go get some drinks and something small someplace….just an idea.
·       Apr 21 10:14 PM Sassy: Good thought!
·       Apr 21 10:15 PM Sassy: Okay… so I am reserving in Salem NH for Sunday… have to cancel by 6 PM if something comes up
·       Apr 21 10:15 PM Kris: cancel by 6 PM when?
·       Apr 21 10:17 PM Sassy: Sunday
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: ok. can’t think of any reason on my end…you?
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: Nope. But never know.
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: right
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: have to think up some excuse now
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: Looks easy to find, right off 93
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: So I’ll book it?
·       Apr 21 10:19 PM Kris: yes. unless you want me to double-check hotwire first. I’ve been trying to get on there but browser is giving me a hard time
·       Apr 21 10:21 PM Kris: is this connection slow tonite?
·       Apr 21 10:24 PM Sassy: Sorry… I was working on the reservation.
·       Apr 21 10:25 PM Sassy: Can’t hurt to check hotwired if you can… or tell me what to look for?
·       Apr 21 10:26 PM Kris: try this….go to: www.hotwire.com and just put in the info….approximate place…dates etc. and you’ll get a list. they don’t tell you the exact hotel…but show you what it’s comparable to….other hotels like it.
·       Apr 21 10:26 PM Kris: the rates are cheaper because they’re filling empty rooms at discounted prices in decent hotels
·       Apr 21 10:27 PM Kris: you know the city the hotel is in but not the exact hotel until after you book it
·       Apr 21 10:27 PM Kris: so there’s a “little gamble” in it…but I’ve never been disappointed…always decent places
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Kris: since my browser is giving me a hard time…do you want to try it now?
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Sassy: Just did it. Nothing lower than La Quinta
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Kris: figured
·       Apr 21 10:29 PM Kris: the LaQuinta price is a good one
·       Apr 21 10:30 PM Kris: so you like the image of me half naked on a tractor…after I texted you that I thought I might get a comment….getting to know how you think…you naughty girl
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Sassy: Will you be coming down Rte 93 from the North?
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Sassy: Ok. Sending email with details and directions
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: April 21, 2014 10:36 PM 
Subject: Details
La Quinta Inn & Suites
Salem 
8 Keewaydin Dr
Salem, NH 03079
1-603-893-4722 
From the North: 93 South to Exit 2, make a left onto Pelham and a left onto Keewaydin Drive.    
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·       Apr 21 10:37 PM Kris: ok…or just a physical address is fine too…since I have a gps in my car
·       Apr 21 10:37 PM Kris: or for that matter…my gps would find the hotel for me…with just the city name….it’s in Salem, NH?
·       Apr 21 10:38 PM Sassy: Yes. Pretty close to you?
·       Apr 21 10:38 PM Kris: very.closer to me than to you….you’re meeting me more than half way. thank you!
·       Apr 21 10:39 PM Sassy: Google maps says its less than 40 min for me
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Sassy: Can jut buzz up 93 and jump on you.  : )
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Kris: that’s about right. and only about 25-30 min for me
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 10:42 PM Sassy: Are you nervous?
·       Apr 21 10:42 PM Kris: no…you?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Not much.
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: a little?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Much less than usual.
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: how come?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Dunno
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: We’re going to have FUN!
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: right…but what normally makes you nervous?
·       Apr 21 10:44 PM Sassy: The What-ifs.  But we’ve already crossed most of those off
·       Apr 21 10:44 PM Kris: name some what ifs
·       Apr 21 10:46 PM Sassy: that’s no fun
·       Apr 21 10:46 PM Kris: no….but it helps me know you better…want some of my what ifs
·       Apr 21 10:47 PM Kris: or another way of putting it is…what are some “non-negotiable deal-breakers” that have to be in place for an affair to work for some time?
·        Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: what’s the “bottom line” that needs to be in place?
·       Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: how the sex is…for example…is one
·       Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: are you nervous a little about that?
·       Apr 21 10:49 PM Sassy: just a bit… enough to keep me paying attention.
·       Apr 21 10:49 PM Kris: are you nervous about me being able to please you…you being able to please me…or both?
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Sassy: nothing specific
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Kris: just that there will be a number of “firsts”…and so we don’t know exactly “how it will go”?
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Sassy: just don’t want to add way #19 a meet can go south
·       Apr 21 10:51 PM Sassy: But you seem very different to me
·       Apr 21 10:51 PM Sassy: #1 thing for your list… CONDOMS!
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: couple of questions
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: I’m assuming #19 is a figure of speech….that you’re not actually counting!
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Sassy: correct
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: second question…
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Kris: how am I “very different”?
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Sassy: Most men want to have sex on the first meet
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Sassy: If not, then a 2nd meet very quickly
·       Apr 21 10:54 PM Sassy: No one has given me flowers
·       Apr 21 10:54 PM Kris: so am I disappointing the “normal”…or is there something you like about whatever I’ve been “expecting”
·       Apr 21 10:55 PM Sassy: No one has made me forget all the rules and smooch in public!
·       Apr 21 10:55 PM Sassy: I really really like your style
·       Apr 21 10:56 PM Sassy: Much better than the pump and dump guys
·       Apr 21 10:56 PM Sassy: Makes me much more interested in pleasing you
·       Apr 21 10:58 PM Kris: I wish I could say it’s something I’ve worked at or something…but, honestly, I think it’s just that I’m not really used to the whole casual world of “wham, bam, thank you ma’am” just doesn’t do it for me…I don’t want to scare you…we talked about this a little before.  I kid by saying things like “I dont want to marry you”…and I want sex to be a little “wild and casual and do things differently and not take too long, etc., etc.”…but part of me wants to get inside more than your body…..to know you as a person…without freaking you out or getting “too heavy”….its’ just the way I’m “wired”
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Sassy: that all sounds good
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Kris: ok…don’t want to freak you out…
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Sassy: my brain is my best feature! After my boobs probably…
·       Apr 21 11:01 PM Kris: I like the way you’re really into erotica and learning all different things about sex and how you sent me that website…for ideas. it’s fun (and informative)…
·       Apr 21 11:02 PM Kris: it’s not your brains. it’s your character. you’re a genuinely kind and considerate person and fun and accommodating and wanting to please….it all makes you attractive…and sexy!
·       Apr 21 11:03 PM Sassy: You are very perceptive.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:03 PM Kris: and for whatever reason…you seem to want me. sexually…at least willing to “take me for a full test drive” (or two)…kick the tires and see how the old rusty car drives…LOL
·       Apr 21 11:04 PM Sassy: Hee hee
·       Apr 21 11:05 PM Kris: I feel like puffing out my chest for so cleverly adding that metaphor from the song. lol
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Sassy: Very well done!
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Sassy: Catchy tune
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Kris: it is!
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: I could send you a dozen of his songs.
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: each one hits me in a different spot
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Kris: you really like him?
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: The combo of incredible guitar work and spot-on lyrics gets me
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: and a great variety
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: He has everything from Blue Jean Blues… about washing his new jeans in hot water with all his other clothes
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: to the super-intense song about people called “Damaged Goods”
·       Apr 21 11:10 PM Kris: I now have more gadgets for music then I know how to use…but need to get up to speed using them…new Nano Ipod, bluetooth to stream it through on bike, etc., etc.
·       Apr 21 11:10 PM Sassy: Or East Ashville Hardware about how Lowes and Home Depot are killing the local hardware stores
·       Apr 21 11:11 PM Kris: give me a list of songs you like and I’ll have to learn (finally!) how to actually put them on the IPod I just bought recently…and don’t even know how to use yet…never had one before.
·       Apr 21 11:12 PM Kris: or if he has albums with a lot of songs you like…downloading a whole album is cheaper than ‘tune by tune” (which is 99 cents/ song from iTunes)…..do you have an Ipod?
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Kris: or do you store music on your phone?
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Sassy: No iPod. no music on the phone
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Sassy: There are good albums. So fun that you will listen!
·       Apr 21 11:15 PM Sassy: Should I bring my toys or save them for next time?
·       Apr 21 11:15 PM Kris: Of course! actually this is part of my new “phase that I’m going through” – – my latest “mid-life crisis” (of which both you and my bike are part—you, of course, being a MUCH “bigger deal”).
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Kris: bring them.  we can decide “in the moment” whether you feel like trying them or not. I have a few little “fantasies” about how to use them, depending on what they are and how they work
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Sassy: I can confirm you are alive, still sexy and fun.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Sassy: May just look them over…then can think of ideas for next time. No pressure. I have no clue.  They make me giggle. I need to get over that
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: LOL…why?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: I dunno
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: is one just a vibrator?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: There are five
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: all vibrators?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: I think so
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Kris: have you ever used a vibrator on your clit?
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Sassy: no.  total toy using virgin
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Kris: i’d like to use one on it
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Sassy: these are sort of goofy… not like the serious ones like the wand or the lelo
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Kris: I guess I’d have to see them to understand how they’re “goofy”
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Sassy: We can do that.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Sassy: Does your wife have some?
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Kris: no….she’d probably be open to trying them if I got some…but just never did
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Sassy: All the woman in chat treated me like a freak because I didn’t own any
·       Apr 21 11:21 PM Kris: most women enjoy using them to masturbate with. the rabbit is especially fun because you get both penetration and intense stimulation of the clit at the same time…so I’ve been told (a female client told me that in a session once—had to remain “calm and professional” about it all)…
·       Apr 21 11:22 PM Sassy: Oh yes… I’ve read a lot about that one. And seen lots of videos of the wand
·       Apr 21 11:22 PM Kris: don’t know what the “wand” is
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Sassy: Google HitachI Wand
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Kris: right
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Sassy: images probably the best
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Kris: will later
·       Apr 21 11:24 PM Sassy: It’s a long stick with a bulb on the end
·       Apr 21 11:24 PM Sassy: a “massager”
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: vibrates…stimulates inside?
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: outside
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: clit?
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: question about sex language
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: oh yes…
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Kris: do you like “dirty words” or “anatomically-correct” words…or doesn’t matter?
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Sassy: like what?
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Kris: pussy versus vagina, cock versus penis, breast versus tits or boobs, etc..
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: cock I like… you?
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: pussy… vagina… I could write an essay on all that.
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: I don’t like any of the words but have gotten used to them
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: any of the breast words are fine.
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Kris: don’t like any of which words?
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: the synonyms for my tunnel of love.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: clit is good
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Kris: what about vagina…don’t like that word?
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: not really
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Kris: “c” word is kind of nasty I think…you?
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Sassy: cunt can be hot at the right times
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Sassy: go on… type it
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Kris: ok…cunt…I guess you’re right. depends on mood and frame of mind.
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: A pal told me if you use “a” it’s bad, but “my” can work
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: that… not “a slut” but “my slut”
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: that one is still tough for me
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: but again… context
·       Apr 21 11:31 PM Kris: I don’t like “too much acting” though…including “over doing dirty talk” to try and “work things up”
·       Apr 21 11:31 PM Sassy: makes sense. Any words you dislike?
·       Apr 21 11:32 PM Sassy: dick?
·       Apr 21 11:32 PM Kris: it’s weird for me. I’m not used to using too much dirty talk. but am not offended by it either…it’s weird…for example….
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Kris: I will say something that sounds completely ridiculous sometimes when I want to have sex with my wife…I do it on purpose.
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Sassy: this is where the different sides of my personality diverge
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Sassy: the demure lady can not deal with dirty talk or vulgarity at all
·       Apr 21 11:34 PM Sassy: Sassy has gotten into it in an erotic way
·       Apr 21 11:34 PM Sassy: If you happen to entice out the wild girl… she is a complete potty mouth
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Sassy: Maybe I can get your super stud to use some choice word
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Kris: ok. that’s good to know. if you’re excited and it’s real and you like talking that way then it’s fine. but I think things like most pornography is total fake bull shit.everyone’s just acting for the camera…but if it’s real….then I don’t care if you sound like that comedian (George Carlin?—forget his name)—-as long as it’s real…and not fake.
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Kris: what choice word would you like to hear?
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: Maybe I should send you my favorite porn.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: Hmmm… fuck can be used to great advantage
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Kris: what…the word “fuck”?
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Sassy: just using different words signals… this is a special thing going on
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Kris: using that with you feels somehow “natural” to me…but normally it’s not really part of my “everyday vocab”….
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Sassy: RIght
·       Apr 21 11:39 PM Kris: I understand what you’re saying…..what’s important to me is that whatever is happening is genuinely exciting, hot, getting you toward getting off, and getting off…
·       Apr 21 11:39 PM Sassy: Sounds perfect
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Kris: if it means using fuck, suck, cock, pussy, tit, fuck me Kris, whatever…great! I just don’t “generally” talk that way…make sense?
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 21 11:41 PM Sassy: Did I answer that question?
·       Apr 21 11:42 PM Sassy: I think the short answer is slang, not medical terms
·       Apr 21 11:44 PM Kris: yes…you did. sometimes I use medical terms to sound intentionally ridiculous. I won’t say this to you (I PROMISE)…but I’ll say to my wife: “I think I should put my penis in your vagina.” It’s ridiculous—-so I use it just to “lighten the moment” but I promise I will never say that to you because it IS ridiculous. LOL
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Sassy: If you do, I may answer “Yes please and go boom boom boom!”
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Kris: LOL……………REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Sassy: Gotta keep the sillyness level equal.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Sassy: Did you hear about the four people who carried a fifth across the finish line at the Marathon today?
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: You’re doing a great job. I hope I can keep up (in more ways than one)!
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: No
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: omg…I just got it….duh!
·       Apr 21 11:47 PM Sassy: Got what?
·       Apr 21 11:47 PM Kris: I thought it was a joke…ok….ignore the idiot and explain it….
·       Apr 21 11:49 PM Sassy: Just that… a guy collapsed about 100 ft from the finish… just could not go on. So four people stopped, hauled him up by his arms and leg and carried him over
·       Apr 21 11:49 PM Kris: wow…no…didn’t hear about it…..pretty cool…
·       Apr 21 11:50 PM Kris: quick housekeeping note here about chatting….
·       Apr 21 11:51 PM Kris: if you can give me 5 or 10 minutes notice before you want to end it feels like a “softer landing”…since it’s so hard to pull myself away from you (a little humor–but mostly true)
·       Apr 21 11:52 PM Sassy: Okay
·       Apr 21 11:52 PM Kris: are we close…I know you have work tomorrow
·       Apr 21 11:54 PM Sassy: Probably should be. but I don’t want to go!
·       Apr 21 11:55 PM Kris: that’s nice…that you don’t want to…tell me when you turn into a pumpkin…5 minutes?…10?
·       Apr 21 11:57 PM Sassy: Anything else you’ve been puzzling about?
·       Apr 21 11:58 PM Kris: been thinking about the website you sent….and how we keep asking each other what we want to do…..maybe we should hire a third party to make up our minds for us…..what do YOU want to do/try/experiment with/do the same that you just enjoy?
·       Apr 22 12:00 AM Kris: do you like receiving oral?….there’s a simple question (for a change)
·       Apr 22 12:00 AM Sassy: adore it
·       Apr 22 12:01 AM Kris: for foreplay mainly? or to orgasm….or both at different times?
·       Apr 22 12:01 AM Sassy: can be either
·       Apr 22 12:02 AM Kris: do you know how you like it (like some of the techniques in my email from the website)?
·       Apr 22 12:02 AM Sassy: have had some intense oral with fingers O’s
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Kris: fingers in pussy at same time as oral?
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Sassy: key word is probably slow
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Kris: slow where…clit?
·       Apr 22 12:04 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Kris: ok. when we’re having sex I want you to just tell me what feels good. like you just did.”go slower” works…..so I don’t have to waste too much time “guessing” what you like…would that be ok?
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Sassy: yes. perfect
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 22 12:07 AM Sassy: It will be a duet. harmony
·       Apr 22 12:07 AM Kris: Right…I’ll tell you too
·       Apr 22 12:08 AM Sassy: Mmmmm….
·       Apr 22 12:09 AM Kris: My first wife was a great sex teacher for me. and she was only 15 at the time, but knew how to have sex better than almost any other women. I remember her telling me the first time I went down on her…very clearly…”do it fast and light with your tongue”…and she would get off that way every time…..
·       Apr 22 12:09 AM Kris: for someone else…some other woman…it would be “fast and hard”. different people like things different ways.
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Sassy: Same with men
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Kris: right. what was “Mmmmmm” above?
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Sassy: you… me… together
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Kris: like your famous “humming”…..yum?
·       Apr 22 12:11 AM Sassy: yes… my brain wanders off and my body reacts and mmmm
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Kris: this is why I’m only a “little” nervous. I’m thinking if we can talk we can fix things if they’re not working. may take a little “adjusting” but will be “adjustable”…does that make sense?
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Sassy: very much
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Kris: I hope you feel the same way
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Sassy: absolutely!
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Sassy: though if you really get me going… I cannot talk
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Sassy: brain fries
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Kris: I think I’ll “get it” when that’s happening. won’t need to talk then…just keep going…
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Sassy: mmm… yes
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Kris: if something’s not broke… no need to fix it. as they say.
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Sassy: I should go soon. Forgot the cleaners are coming at 8 AM . Oops
·       Apr 22 12:15 AM Sassy: Busy day for you tomorrow?
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM
Kris: lee than usual this week but should do paperwork…but will probably practice riding bike (gotta keep priorities straight).
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Kris: ok…I’ll let you go…maybe chat tomorrow?
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Sassy: oh yeah
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Sassy: I have work, then dinner with Mom
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Kris: not sure if that was an answer to chatting……or just something you added….about work then dinner with mom….
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Sassy: definitely want to chat
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Kris: ok. I thought maybe I should see how badly I’d go into “Sassy chat withdrawal” if I didn’t get my fix for one night. whatever happened to “not getting addicted?”
·       Apr 22 12:19 AM Kris: TEASING. I LOVE CHATTING WITH YOU!
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Kris: ok. time to say good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite.
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams
·       Apr 22 12:21 AM Kris: You too….Mwah!

Easter positions

Sunday, April 20, 2014     EASTER SUNDAY
From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Sunday, April 20, 2014 10:06 AM
Subject: Positions
Happy Easter!  I hope you will have a wonderful time with your family today. 
For a treat in your Easter basket, here’s one of my favorite web sites.  I learned a lot! It’s a compendium of over 100 sexual positions, with oddly mesmerizing animation and names and instructions that run from droll to hilarious.  
Scroll down to click on the “folded deck chair” and get lost in the rhythm.  Or change categories on the left for more gems.  Tell me if you find anything you want to try?  Enjoy! 
Face to Face Sex Positions
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Kris: Here’s a sacrilegious “responsive reading” for which i should surely be sent to hell–which summarizes how u left me last night: “It is risen!..It is risen indeed!” I’m REALLY bad. 2:37 PM
Me: I like getting that kind of rise out of you. 2:44 PM
Kris: :)….just got to mom’s…eating in little while….got story later about almost getting caught by wife re: bike. 2:50 PM
Me: I’m still at table…full of duck…awaiting dessert 2:52 PM
Kris: Enjoy! 2:59 PM
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Kris: How’s it goin? boring…fun…ok….ho hum…when do I get to get outta here…time for nap? 4:18 PM
Me: Exactly! Done. Waiting to take Sis to Logan 4:19 PM
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Kris: Still at mom’s. tryin to get goin…dropping son off at park ‘n ride where he left his bike…his girlfriend doesn’t want cold ride on bike home…so have to drop her off elsewhere (arrgh!)…then hopefully home by 9. “images” popping up from someone’s “salacious storytelling” 7:00 PM
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Kris: U home? 9:07 PM
Kris: Son ran out of gas…rescuing him. kids!…arrgh!…won’t b home till closer to 10:30…chat a little then? 9:10 PM
Me: Yes. 9:10 PM
Kris: K 9:11 PM
Kris: asked two questions….sorry….yes to chat? 9:14 PM
Me: Yes please. 🙂 9:14 PM
Me: If you’re not too tired by then 9:15 PM
Kris: no….really want to…. 🙂 9:16 PM
Kris: omg. kids! just leaving son. home by 11 now, but still want to if u do. i dont have to get up early but know u do 10:03 PM
Me: I’ll be up and eager to chat. 10:05 PM
Kris: home. thank god. give me 10. kiss 11:04 PM
Me: Ok 11:06 PM
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·       Apr 20 11:18 PM Kris: Here…finally!
·       Apr 20 11:18 PM Sassy: Hiya!
·       Apr 20 11:18 PM Kris: Hi!
·       Apr 20 11:19 PM Kris: Checked email…thanks for the sexy positions website…be interested to explore different things and learn what you like.
·       Apr 20 11:20 PM Sassy: I learned a lot from it. Had no idea there are so many options!
·       Apr 20 11:20 PM Kris: will we need to be ready for Olympic gymnastics to qualify for some of them?
·       Apr 20 11:21 PM Sassy: Cirque de Soleil!
·       Apr 20 11:21 PM Kris: oh good…glad I’m still working out.
·       Apr 20 11:22 PM Sassy: I’m not into the pretzel ones… but fun to see there are more choices than missionary and doggie and cowgirl
·       Apr 20 11:22 PM Kris: only glanced at it briefly…but folded deck chair actually looks fun…interesting descriptions…including “psychological insights” like “gives men a sense of power”…or “good for hitting g-spot”…stuff like that
·       Apr 20 11:23 PM Sassy: Yes. Or “should not attempt with arthritic knees”
·       Apr 20 11:23 PM Kris: lol
·       Apr 20 11:24 PM Kris: help me out with talking…brain a little cooked…but want to chat.
·       Apr 20 11:25 PM Sassy: What would you like to talk about?
·       Apr 20 11:26 PM Sassy: You want sexy?  Or “my day?” or something else?
·       Apr 20 11:26 PM Sassy: How bout them Red Sox?!
·       Apr 20 11:26 PM Kris: don’t have anything in particular in mind…just was looking forward to this for the past 4 hours and things kept going wrong….but don’t want to waste time talking about it…anything you want to talk about is fine…you choose….NO not sports or the weather
·       Apr 20 11:27 PM Kris: unless you WANT to talk about sports…but would be surprised. lol
·       Apr 20 11:27 PM Sassy: Your mom doing okay?
·       Apr 20 11:28 PM Kris: she’s fine.. in good health…sharp mind…taught school until she retired only 2 years ago. bunch of other relatives…it was fine…but left a little late.
·       Apr 20 11:28 PM Kris: your mom…how was your day there?
·       Apr 20 11:29 PM Sassy: Went along well. Chefs cooked, served, cleaned… we just had to show up and eat.
·       Apr 20 11:29 PM Kris: it was at your mom’s?
·       Apr 20 11:29 PM Sassy: Sister’s
·       Apr 20 11:29 PM Kris: that’s right…sorry…you told me that
·       Apr 20 11:30 PM Sassy: no worries
·       Apr 20 11:30 PM Kris: any “drama”…or things go ok?
·       Apr 20 11:30 PM Sassy: rolled along
·       Apr 20 11:31 PM Kris: that’s good…every once in a while one person in particular in my family causes a scene…but not today
·       Apr 20 11:31 PM Sassy: Phew
·       Apr 20 11:31 PM Sassy: I took sister and her family to Logan… no one was around. Got there and back home in 35 min
·       Apr 20 11:31 PM Kris: that’s good
·       Apr 20 11:31 PM Sassy: They’re off to Disney World
·       Apr 20 11:32 PM Kris: that’s always fun…have you been there?
·       Apr 20 11:32 PM Sassy: in 1976. not my scene
·       Apr 20 11:33 PM Kris: how old were you at the time?
·       Apr 20 11:33 PM Sassy: 16
·       Apr 20 11:33 PM Kris: were you with your family?
·       Apr 20 11:33 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 20 11:33 PM Kris: interesting that you didn’t like it…why not?
·       Apr 20 11:33 PM Sassy: It’s an amusement park. Rides made me barf
·       Apr 20 11:34 PM Kris: oh…that wouldn’t be fun then…obviously
·       Apr 20 11:35 PM Sassy: It might be better now, with the other stuff like Epcot and Harry Potter etc.
·       Apr 20 11:35 PM Kris: right…there’s more to do than rides
·       Apr 20 11:35 PM Kris: change of subject….
·       Apr 20 11:35 PM Kris: hotel room adventure
·       Apr 20 11:36 PM Sassy: Yes?
·       Apr 20 11:36 PM Kris: so you were “painting a little picture”…not sure if you were done…picture included food, shrimp, treats, playing, eating, playing some more…anything to add?
·       Apr 20 11:38 PM Sassy: That’s the basics
·       Apr 20 11:38 PM Sassy: Sorry to be so slow planning… Hubby is helping with a project and is supposed to tell me when he will be out and hasn’t done it yet
·       Apr 20 11:39 PM Kris: or if you were picturing a hotel room, and Sunday works best…..do you want to wait until this coming Sunday? or were you thinking of something sooner at your place?
·       Apr 20 11:40 PM Sassy: depends on H’s schedule
·       Apr 20 11:40 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 20 11:40 PM Sassy: I can ask him to be gone, but if he is already going to be out, much easier
·       Apr 20 11:41 PM Kris: if he goes out…how long do you/we have?
·       Apr 20 11:41 PM Sassy: Usually at least 2 hours and I can tell him to wait until I call
·       Apr 20 11:41 PM Sassy: Sometimes longer
·       Apr 20 11:42 PM Sassy: He is working with a new group so unsure
·       Apr 20 11:43 PM Kris: ok. you can let me know when you do. no problem .it’s not like I feel like you’ve “forgotten” or anything. I like chatting with you. this is kind of a dumb question…but do you too…really…..like chatting?
·       Apr 20 11:43 PM Sassy: Oh yes… very much.
·       Apr 20 11:44 PM Kris: what in particular is fun about it for you?
·       Apr 20 11:45 PM Sassy: Learning about you
·       Apr 20 11:45 PM Sassy: Feeling wanted
·       Apr 20 11:45 PM Kris: are you learning?
·       Apr 20 11:45 PM Kris: I DO want you….
·       Apr 20 11:45 PM Sassy: Exploring sexy stuff
·       Apr 20 11:45 PM Sassy: Distraction from my life
·       Apr 20 11:46 PM Kris: those are all things that make it fun for me too!
·       Apr 20 11:47 PM Kris: I’m not sure I’ve given you much to work with on the “sexy stuff” end but I’m eager to. just think moving from fantasy to reality will help with things…at least for me.
·       Apr 20 11:47 PM Sassy: What happened about you almost getting caught re: the bike?
·       Apr 20 11:48 PM Kris: omg…you’re not going to believe this…and don’t think part of this will “offend” you…but here it is.
·       Apr 20 11:48 PM Kris: my wife is a devout Christian.
·       Apr 20 11:49 PM Kris: I used to be too…but obviously not so much now.
·       Apr 20 11:49 PM Kris: anyhow…I go to church with her every Sunday.
·       Apr 20 11:49 PM Kris: we go to this big church in NH….
·       Apr 20 11:50 PM Kris: this year they decided to rent a huge auditorium
·       Apr 20 11:50 PM Kris: so this morning we went there. we’re pulling into the parking lot…
·       Apr 20 11:51 PM Kris: and there’s this really hot woman in a tight dress with 4 inch pumps walking right in front of my car…as I pull into the parking lot.  her ass is swaying in front of my horny nose…and I’m staring at it….
·       Apr 20 11:52 PM Kris: I can’t see her face but she has sexy, beautiful long reddish brown hair…and a tight sweater on.
·       Apr 20 11:52 PM Kris: I blurt out, “omg….look at that woman’s body!”…..just like that…out loud.  all of a sudden I realize what I’ve said.
·       Apr 20 11:53 PM Kris: my wife simply says, “I know that woman—I’ve sung with her on worship teams at the church before.”
·       Apr 20 11:53 PM Kris: she acts like my comment is perfectly fine…no reaction to lusting after this other woman.
·       Apr 20 11:54 PM Kris: then I say something completely stupid…I don’t know why…but I say to my wife…
·        Apr 20 11:54 PM Kris: tell her that your husband wants to take her for a ride on his bike.
·       Apr 20 11:54 PM Sassy: Ooops
·       Apr 20 11:55 PM Kris: right! and my wife doesn’t even react…like she didn’t even hear it…and I realize what I said…and think “omg, what’s wrong with you?”
·       Apr 20 11:55 PM Sassy: Easy enough…
·       Apr 20 11:55 PM Kris: what?
·       Apr 20 11:56 PM Sassy: to forget and say that
·       Apr 20 11:57 PM Kris: I know…but I don’t want to tell her yet…especially since she just lost her job and we’re all stressed out about money…she going to have a fit and rightfully so. but it’s done…and I’m looking forward to enjoying it.
·       Apr 20 11:58 PM Sassy: Can she get another job?
·       Apr 20 11:58 PM Kris: part of my “defense strategy” for hiding my affair is talking glibly about “finding a girlfriend” to go along with losing weight, and acting crazy, and so forth.
·       Apr 20 11:59 PM Kris: yes – she can find another job…but sometimes it takes a while…and puts a lot of stress on us in the meantime…with only my income it’s tough
·       Apr 21 12:00 AM Sassy: I hear you
·       Apr 21 12:01 AM Kris: my son is going to go with me to pick up my bike tomorrow…he may even drive it back to the storage shed for me…because right now he’s a more experienced rider than me. I want to take it out on back roads first, instead of the main roads tomorrow from the dealer to the storage shed.
·       Apr 21 12:02 AM Sassy: Sounds like a good plan. I am so bummed I have to work!
·       Apr 21 12:02 AM Kris: why?
·       Apr 21 12:03 AM Sassy: I usually take Patriots Day off but can’t this year
·       Apr 21 12:03 AM Kris: because of your boss being gone?
·       Apr 21 12:03 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 21 12:04 AM Kris: because there are things he/she would be able to do if he/she were there—but now you have to do in his/her absence?
·       Apr 21 12:04 AM Sassy: Sort of
·       Apr 21 12:05 AM Sassy: Also, I got scheduled for a meeting with the big boss, only my 2nd one in over a year of him being there.
·       Apr 21 12:05 AM Sassy: So I have to be in for that
·       Apr 21 12:06 AM Sassy: I hate to say it but I probably should get to bed
·       Apr 21 12:07 AM Kris: no problem…it’s late. I’m glad we could chat just a little while. nite…sweet dreams Sassy
·       Apr 21 12:07 AM Sassy: Mwah!
·       Apr 21 12:07 AM Kris: Mwah!

Easter positions

Sunday, April 20, 2014     EASTER SUNDAY
From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Sunday, April 20, 2014 10:06 AM
Subject: Positions
Happy Easter!  I hope you will have a wonderful time with your family today. 
For a treat in your Easter basket, here’s one of my favorite web sites.  I learned a lot! It’s a compendium of over 100 sexual positions, with oddly mesmerizing animation and names and instructions that run from droll to hilarious.  
Scroll down to click on the “folded deck chair” and get lost in the rhythm.  Or change categories on the left for more gems.  Tell me if you find anything you want to try?  Enjoy! 
Face to Face Sex Positions
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Kris: Here’s a sacrilegious “responsive reading” for which i should surely be sent to hell–which summarizes how u left me last night: “It is risen!..It is risen indeed!” I’m REALLY bad. 2:37 PM
Me: I like getting that kind of rise out of you. 2:44 PM
Kris: :)….just got to mom’s…eating in little while….got story later about almost getting caught by wife re: bike. 2:50 PM
Me: I’m still at table…full of duck…awaiting dessert 2:52 PM
Kris: Enjoy! 2:59 PM
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Kris: How’s it goin? boring…fun…ok….ho hum…when do I get to get outta here…time for nap? 4:18 PM
Me: Exactly! Done. Waiting to take Sis to Logan 4:19 PM
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Kris: Still at mom’s. tryin to get goin…dropping son off at park ‘n ride where he left his bike…his girlfriend doesn’t want cold ride on bike home…so have to drop her off elsewhere (arrgh!)…then hopefully home by 9. “images” popping up from someone’s “salacious storytelling” 7:00 PM
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Kris: U home? 9:07 PM
Kris: Son ran out of gas…rescuing him. kids!…arrgh!…won’t b home till closer to 10:30…chat a little then? 9:10 PM
Me: Yes. 9:10 PM
Kris: K 9:11 PM
Kris: asked two questions….sorry….yes to chat? 9:14 PM
Me: Yes please. 🙂 9:14 PM
Me: If you’re not too tired by then 9:15 PM
Kris: no….really want to…. 🙂 9:16 PM
Kris: omg. kids! just leaving son. home by 11 now, but still want to if u do. i dont have to get up early but know u do 10:03 PM
Me: I’ll be up and eager to chat. 10:05 PM
Kris: home. thank god. give me 10. kiss 11:04 PM
Me: Ok 11:06 PM
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·       Apr 20 11:18 PM Kris: Here…finally!
·       Apr 20 11:18 PM Sassy: Hiya!
·       Apr 20 11:18 PM Kris: Hi!
·       Apr 20 11:19 PM Kris: Checked email…thanks for the sexy positions website…be interested to explore different things and learn what you like.
·       Apr 20 11:20 PM Sassy: I learned a lot from it. Had no idea there are so many options!
·       Apr 20 11:20 PM Kris: will we need to be ready for Olympic gymnastics to qualify for some of them?
·       Apr 20 11:21 PM Sassy: Cirque de Soleil!
·       Apr 20 11:21 PM Kris: oh good…glad I’m still working out.
·       Apr 20 11:22 PM Sassy: I’m not into the pretzel ones… but fun to see there are more choices than missionary and doggie and cowgirl
·       Apr 20 11:22 PM Kris: only glanced at it briefly…but folded deck chair actually looks fun…interesting descriptions…including “psychological insights” like “gives men a sense of power”…or “good for hitting g-spot”…stuff like that
·       Apr 20 11:23 PM Sassy: Yes. Or “should not attempt with arthritic knees”
·       Apr 20 11:23 PM Kris: lol
·       Apr 20 11:24 PM Kris: help me out with talking…brain a little cooked…but want to chat.
·       Apr 20 11:25 PM Sassy: What would you like to talk about?
·       Apr 20 11:26 PM Sassy: You want sexy?  Or “my day?” or something else?
·       Apr 20 11:26 PM Sassy: How bout them Red Sox?!
·       Apr 20 11:26 PM Kris: don’t have anything in particular in mind…just was looking forward to this for the past 4 hours and things kept going wrong….but don’t want to waste time talking about it…anything you want to talk about is fine…you choose….NO not sports or the weather
·       Apr 20 11:27 PM Kris: unless you WANT to talk about sports…but would be surprised. lol
·       Apr 20 11:27 PM Sassy: Your mom doing okay?
·       Apr 20 11:28 PM Kris: she’s fine.. in good health…sharp mind…taught school until she retired only 2 years ago. bunch of other relatives…it was fine…but left a little late.
·       Apr 20 11:28 PM Kris: your mom…how was your day there?
·       Apr 20 11:29 PM Sassy: Went along well. Chefs cooked, served, cleaned… we just had to show up and eat.
·       Apr 20 11:29 PM Kris: it was at your mom’s?
·       Apr 20 11:29 PM Sassy: Sister’s
·       Apr 20 11:29 PM Kris: that’s right…sorry…you told me that
·       Apr 20 11:30 PM Sassy: no worries
·       Apr 20 11:30 PM Kris: any “drama”…or things go ok?
·       Apr 20 11:30 PM Sassy: rolled along
·       Apr 20 11:31 PM Kris: that’s good…every once in a while one person in particular in my family causes a scene…but not today
·       Apr 20 11:31 PM Sassy: Phew
·       Apr 20 11:31 PM Sassy: I took sister and her family to Logan… no one was around. Got there and back home in 35 min
·       Apr 20 11:31 PM Kris: that’s good
·       Apr 20 11:31 PM Sassy: They’re off to Disney World
·       Apr 20 11:32 PM Kris: that’s always fun…have you been there?
·       Apr 20 11:32 PM Sassy: in 1976. not my scene
·       Apr 20 11:33 PM Kris: how old were you at the time?
·       Apr 20 11:33 PM Sassy: 16
·       Apr 20 11:33 PM Kris: were you with your family?
·       Apr 20 11:33 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 20 11:33 PM Kris: interesting that you didn’t like it…why not?
·       Apr 20 11:33 PM Sassy: It’s an amusement park. Rides made me barf
·       Apr 20 11:34 PM Kris: oh…that wouldn’t be fun then…obviously
·       Apr 20 11:35 PM Sassy: It might be better now, with the other stuff like Epcot and Harry Potter etc.
·       Apr 20 11:35 PM Kris: right…there’s more to do than rides
·       Apr 20 11:35 PM Kris: change of subject….
·       Apr 20 11:35 PM Kris: hotel room adventure
·       Apr 20 11:36 PM Sassy: Yes?
·       Apr 20 11:36 PM Kris: so you were “painting a little picture”…not sure if you were done…picture included food, shrimp, treats, playing, eating, playing some more…anything to add?
·       Apr 20 11:38 PM Sassy: That’s the basics
·       Apr 20 11:38 PM Sassy: Sorry to be so slow planning… Hubby is helping with a project and is supposed to tell me when he will be out and hasn’t done it yet
·       Apr 20 11:39 PM Kris: or if you were picturing a hotel room, and Sunday works best…..do you want to wait until this coming Sunday? or were you thinking of something sooner at your place?
·       Apr 20 11:40 PM Sassy: depends on H’s schedule
·       Apr 20 11:40 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 20 11:40 PM Sassy: I can ask him to be gone, but if he is already going to be out, much easier
·       Apr 20 11:41 PM Kris: if he goes out…how long do you/we have?
·       Apr 20 11:41 PM Sassy: Usually at least 2 hours and I can tell him to wait until I call
·       Apr 20 11:41 PM Sassy: Sometimes longer
·       Apr 20 11:42 PM Sassy: He is working with a new group so unsure
·       Apr 20 11:43 PM Kris: ok. you can let me know when you do. no problem .it’s not like I feel like you’ve “forgotten” or anything. I like chatting with you. this is kind of a dumb question…but do you too…really…..like chatting?
·       Apr 20 11:43 PM Sassy: Oh yes… very much.
·       Apr 20 11:44 PM Kris: what in particular is fun about it for you?
·       Apr 20 11:45 PM Sassy: Learning about you
·       Apr 20 11:45 PM Sassy: Feeling wanted
·       Apr 20 11:45 PM Kris: are you learning?
·       Apr 20 11:45 PM Kris: I DO want you….
·       Apr 20 11:45 PM Sassy: Exploring sexy stuff
·       Apr 20 11:45 PM Sassy: Distraction from my life
·       Apr 20 11:46 PM Kris: those are all things that make it fun for me too!
·       Apr 20 11:47 PM Kris: I’m not sure I’ve given you much to work with on the “sexy stuff” end but I’m eager to. just think moving from fantasy to reality will help with things…at least for me.
·       Apr 20 11:47 PM Sassy: What happened about you almost getting caught re: the bike?
·       Apr 20 11:48 PM Kris: omg…you’re not going to believe this…and don’t think part of this will “offend” you…but here it is.
·       Apr 20 11:48 PM Kris: my wife is a devout Christian.
·       Apr 20 11:49 PM Kris: I used to be too…but obviously not so much now.
·       Apr 20 11:49 PM Kris: anyhow…I go to church with her every Sunday.
·       Apr 20 11:49 PM Kris: we go to this big church in NH….
·       Apr 20 11:50 PM Kris: this year they decided to rent a huge auditorium
·       Apr 20 11:50 PM Kris: so this morning we went there. we’re pulling into the parking lot…
·       Apr 20 11:51 PM Kris: and there’s this really hot woman in a tight dress with 4 inch pumps walking right in front of my car…as I pull into the parking lot.  her ass is swaying in front of my horny nose…and I’m staring at it….
·       Apr 20 11:52 PM Kris: I can’t see her face but she has sexy, beautiful long reddish brown hair…and a tight sweater on.
·       Apr 20 11:52 PM Kris: I blurt out, “omg….look at that woman’s body!”…..just like that…out loud.  all of a sudden I realize what I’ve said.
·       Apr 20 11:53 PM Kris: my wife simply says, “I know that woman—I’ve sung with her on worship teams at the church before.”
·       Apr 20 11:53 PM Kris: she acts like my comment is perfectly fine…no reaction to lusting after this other woman.
·       Apr 20 11:54 PM Kris: then I say something completely stupid…I don’t know why…but I say to my wife…
·        Apr 20 11:54 PM Kris: tell her that your husband wants to take her for a ride on his bike.
·       Apr 20 11:54 PM Sassy: Ooops
·       Apr 20 11:55 PM Kris: right! and my wife doesn’t even react…like she didn’t even hear it…and I realize what I said…and think “omg, what’s wrong with you?”
·       Apr 20 11:55 PM Sassy: Easy enough…
·       Apr 20 11:55 PM Kris: what?
·       Apr 20 11:56 PM Sassy: to forget and say that
·       Apr 20 11:57 PM Kris: I know…but I don’t want to tell her yet…especially since she just lost her job and we’re all stressed out about money…she going to have a fit and rightfully so. but it’s done…and I’m looking forward to enjoying it.
·       Apr 20 11:58 PM Sassy: Can she get another job?
·       Apr 20 11:58 PM Kris: part of my “defense strategy” for hiding my affair is talking glibly about “finding a girlfriend” to go along with losing weight, and acting crazy, and so forth.
·       Apr 20 11:59 PM Kris: yes – she can find another job…but sometimes it takes a while…and puts a lot of stress on us in the meantime…with only my income it’s tough
·       Apr 21 12:00 AM Sassy: I hear you
·       Apr 21 12:01 AM Kris: my son is going to go with me to pick up my bike tomorrow…he may even drive it back to the storage shed for me…because right now he’s a more experienced rider than me. I want to take it out on back roads first, instead of the main roads tomorrow from the dealer to the storage shed.
·       Apr 21 12:02 AM Sassy: Sounds like a good plan. I am so bummed I have to work!
·       Apr 21 12:02 AM Kris: why?
·       Apr 21 12:03 AM Sassy: I usually take Patriots Day off but can’t this year
·       Apr 21 12:03 AM Kris: because of your boss being gone?
·       Apr 21 12:03 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 21 12:04 AM Kris: because there are things he/she would be able to do if he/she were there—but now you have to do in his/her absence?
·       Apr 21 12:04 AM Sassy: Sort of
·       Apr 21 12:05 AM Sassy: Also, I got scheduled for a meeting with the big boss, only my 2nd one in over a year of him being there.
·       Apr 21 12:05 AM Sassy: So I have to be in for that
·       Apr 21 12:06 AM Sassy: I hate to say it but I probably should get to bed
·       Apr 21 12:07 AM Kris: no problem…it’s late. I’m glad we could chat just a little while. nite…sweet dreams Sassy
·       Apr 21 12:07 AM Sassy: Mwah!
·       Apr 21 12:07 AM Kris: Mwah!

Sexy script

Saturday, April 19, 2014

From: Kris 
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, April 19, 2014 9:01 am
Hey Sexy Sassy!
Wow!….quite the hot motorcycle fantasy you sent.  Mine was pretty “tame” compared with that…..can’t wait to see how ours play out…..if not on the bike…wherever!  Keep workin’ on that calendar…text me with a time to chat….if you can give me a little notice that would help too….so I can plan to be available…..  Mwah!  
P.S.—You can help me learn about your “pleasure points.”  I can see a man getting off having anal (obviously)–but a woman getting off with anal seems “fake” to me—unless it’s putting pressure someplace else “where it really counts” for her.  You can be my “guide” on such “finer points of pleasure”  ^_^ ….Like one rock song’s lyrics I hear on 101.7 FM sings:  “I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad…..for my teacher.  I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad……for my teacher.  Hey teacher!!!…I brought my pencil……got something to write on?”  
Mitty…I mean, Wild Kris…I mean “Super-Stud-Wanna-Be”………WHATEVER!
Mwah!  : ) 

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Kris: Hi (Barb, Sally, Mary, Judy, Penelope, Andrea, Maureen?) alright till u slip in a story….SASSY…read the bike story and replied….when you’re having lunch with your mom try not to think of something I’d like to see in your mouth..Mr. Mitty. 9:12 AM
Me: Good morning hot stuff! You are too funny! And so naughty! I like you. 9:39 AM
Kris: Good…I LIKE YOU TOO…and hope that transfers over to good sex…..so the benefits part keeps pace with the friends part….know u want the same…you hussy you…. 9:46 AM
Me: Last night was a good talk, yes? Despite Yahoo’s best attempt to stop us 11:29 AM
Kris: Yes…i enjoyed it very much…what did u like about it? 11:30 AM
Me: Learning about you 11:31 AM
Kris: what one or two things jah learn? 11:37 AM
Me: The motorcycle fantasy was illuminating 11:39 AM
Kris: how so? 11:39 AM
Kris: because it was relatively “tame” (compared to one u sent me)….or some other reason…..you’re like a “sex spy”….gathering intel to use against me…..go for it….so what’d my bike fantasy “give away”…. 11:52 AM
Kris: speaking of which….my son’s giving me ride to dealer to pick up bike monday night….turning fantasies into realities will b even MORE fun! 11:56 AM
Kris: back to intel on bike fantasy….how “illuminating”…..specifically? 11:58 AM
Me: I understand better how the bike lets you be a stud, like Sassy gives me courage to be sexy. 12:04 PM
Me: I won’t use info against you…it will go into making your dreams become reality. 12:06 PM
Kris: yeah…..but i don’t need it ALL the time….uh hem (clearing throat)….SASSY!!!!!!! 12:07 PM
Kris: i know….use it on me…in me…..wherever u like….grin 12:08 PM
Kris: i’m giving u a hard time about your name…i like to tease people i like….i do it relentlessly with people who know i’m kidding…would actually like to know your name….but mostly teasing….cuz i trust and like u….did it mercilessly with my kids….constantly tease wife (better than fighting….which we do a lot of….but fair fighting….not your style with your hubby…but we’re VERY volatile….makes family members uncomfortable at gatherings…..like your father and sister used to do)…..u being NOT like that is nice break…..wish i could take a break from ME…..but everywhere i go…..there i am…..very annnoying…..gotta stop texting exercise some sel-control (Huh!)…..i love talking to you…..chat later…..off to make the donuts….Mwah! 12:26 PM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, April 19, 2014 5:43 PM
Subject: Mr. Mitty writes a script
Ok sexy SASSY!
Here’s a “Two-Scene Script” for the emerging exhibitionist in me.  It’s called: “Mr. Mitty Turned Super-Stud Goes to Town”.
Scene 1–Part 1:  
Mr. Mitty, having snuck out of his house under the cover of a lie to his wife, dresses in his “Super Stud” costume.  Black head wrap, sunglasses, black tee-shirt, grey hoodie, black leather jacket, black leather chaps, black Harley-Davidson-brand cowboy riding boots.  He gets on his brand new 2014 Electra Glide Ultra Limited Harley-Davidson motorcycle.  (Which he barely knows how to ride–and burned the clutch out in the parking lot of a storage area–before even riding it on the street with less than 2 miles on it.  Way to go–Super-Stud.  You’ll be quite the “bad boy biker”–once you remember how to shift the F’n thing without burning out the clutch.)  
So anyhow—-he rides in to town—to meet his new lover, “Sassy.”  “Sassy” has a few issues of her own–with what she needs to help her turn into “Super-Hussy.”  But we won’t talk about that right now.
Mr. Mitty asks “Sassy” to set up this scene.  She’s a really fun and nice person and a good sport–so she humors Mr. Mitty–even though secretly she thinks he’s a little ridiculous (which, of course, he is).  But she’s too nice a person to tell him–so she goes along.  “At least he’s not a monster,” she thinks to herself.  “He seemed ‘ok’ when we’ve tried a little sex.  But I hope I can get a decent fuck out of this guy–after all the shanigans he expects me to put up with.  Hopefully I can groom him into a decent lay without too much work.”  
Mr. Mitty asks Sassy to find a place where there’s a bench facing the street—where cars can park.  He asks her to sit on it and wait for him to pull up on his new Harley—all proud of himself and feeling very “studly.”  He asks her to pretend she doesn’t know him–when he pulls up.  
Scene 1–Part 2:
He pulls up, gets off the bike, turns it off and puts some music on.  He puts the music on pretty loud.  Not so loud so as to get arrested for disturbing the peace or seriously annoying people—but loud enough to call attention to himself—his studly self—-and studly bike.
The first song is:  “Sweet Rowena” (written by Vance Gill & Pete Wasner) played by Joe Bonamassa on his album: “Dust Bowl.”  It’s a fast-paced, kind of “funky and fun” song about a woman who lures a man into a relationship.  He just can’t resist her–even if it means “his house goes up in flames.”  Mr. Mitty tells Sassy that he’s going to sing along with the song while it’s playing–and dance in front of her on the sidewalk like he’s putting on a crazy little show.  She’s going to sit there acting like she doesn’t know him–but finds him highly-amusing and entertaining–so just sits there laughing at him while he does his little song and dance to the music.  Of course, people are walking by and smiling and laughing at the “crazy old biker” singing and dancing on the sidewalk.  It’s highly-entertaining for everyone–except Sassy.  She’s sitting there bright red in embarrassment thinking, “Oh my God–this guy is a complete idiot.  I’m so embarrassed.”  But because she’s so nice–she’s kind of trapped there.  So she pretends she’s having fun–even though she’s dying with embarrassment–and seriously wants to run away–but is frozen in a weird combination of panic, embarrassment, silly laughter and unbelief.  “How the fuck did I get myself into this situation?  Oh……..my……….God!  Lookat him!!!  I’m so embarrassed!”  OR….she’s strangely ok with it and as he extends his hand to invite her to join him—dances with him a little—–toward the end of the song—right there on the street—-with people walking by smiling and laughing at the two crazy people dancing to the music on the sidewalk.  
To actually do Scene 1–Part 1, Mr. Mitty is going to have to grow a bigger pair than he normally has hangin’.  He’s not quite sure whether he’ll have the stones to actually follow through with this first part of the scene.  Even his “Super-Stud” costume might not be enough.  But he’d like to give it a try.  But Part 3 of Scene 1 he knows he can do–because Mr. Mitty and Sassy have done it a couple of times before–and liked it and found it fun.
Scene 1–Part 3:
Mr. Mitty puts on a second song–a slower one that’s a little “melancholy”–but very sweet and romantic.  Mr. Mitty and Sassy start kissing and hugging and swaying like they’re doing a gentle, stationary dance with the song “Asking Around For You” playing — written by Joe Bonamassa & Mike Himelstein–from the album “Joe Bonamassa Live From the Royal Albert Hall”, London, 2009.  They’re still on the sidewalk.  People are walking by and smiling.  But Sassy and Mr. Mitty don’t notice them at all.  They’re “transfixed” now—lost in their own little world of sweet sensuality, emerging horniness, pressing lips, tongues, full frontal pressing, arms around each other, pulling in tight, swaying, humming, mesmerized, in a trance of building pleasure and anticipation……
“Asking Around for You” by Joe Bonamassa
If i get to heaven
the first thing I’ll do
before I meet my maker
I’m gonna ask around for you
all of heaven gotta know
your beauty ever true
I’ll tap an angel on the shoulder
and I’ll be asking around for you
I’m sure you’ve found a place up there
where we all can sit and talk a while
play some cards and drink black coffee
How I’d love to see you smile
If I get to heaven
and I’m praying that I do
It’ll be the first thing I do
I’ll tap an angel on the shoulder
and I’ll be asking around for you
I’m sure you found a place up there
where we all can sit and talk a while
play some cards and drink black coffee
I’d love to see you smile
If I get to heaven now
oh I’m praying that I do
It’ll be the first thing I do
I’ll tap an angel on the shoulder
and I’ll be asking around for you
I’ll tap an angel on the shoulder
and I’ll be asking around for you
(Smiling with eyes tearing a little.  Sorry, don’t want to weird you out–just thinking of you.  And this song is SO sexy, bluesy, slow, piano, saxophones, big horns, slow, sexy, deep kissing, grinding, pressing, pulling in, going in…….don’t freak out on the “L” word…I still don’t plan to marry you….and we still need to find out how it’s “really going to be” with the sex…..but this song is more like “making love” than just fucking…I hope that will make sense to you after you hear it….the words alone don’t do it justice….)
Scene 2
Sassy brings Mr. Mitty home.  He takes off his “Super Stud” costume–naked in her arms with no props…just the two of them–hoping “plain Kris” is good enough–knowing for sure Sassy will be.

Kris

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Kris: I got side tracked…listening to music…..fantasizing….wrote a “silly but serious” fantasy script….sent email….now got to do what should have earlier…..10:00 if it’s not too late then to chat.. 6:10 PM
Me: Sounds great! 6:11 PM
Kris: K 6:12 PM

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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Subject:  Sat, Apr 19, 2014 7:10 PM
Re: Mr. Mitty writes a script
Wow!  I can see this so clearly!  You write so well, except the part where I am embarrassed.  I would be glorying in your performance!  Cheering you on!  Longing for your hands on me. 
I found videos of the songs you sent.  What a guitar player!  Joe reminds me of my favorite folk musician, David Wilcox.  Here’s one of his top songs about a woman on motorcycle. 
David Wilcox- Eye of the Hurricane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2EdNdIp6OA
Tank is full, switch is on
Night is warm, cops are gone
Rocket bike is all her own
It’s called a hurricane
She told me once it’s quite a ride
It’s shaped so there’s this place inside
Where if you’re moving you can hide
Safe within the rain
She wants to run away
But there’s nowhere that she can go
Nowhere the pain won’t come again
But she can hide
Hide in the pouring rain
She rides the eye of the hurricane
Tell the truth, explain to me
How you got this need for speed
She laughed and said “it might just be
The next best thing to love.”
Hope is gone and she confessed
When you lay your dream to rest
You can get what’s second best
But it’s hard to get enough
She wants to run away
But there’s nowhere that she can go
Nowhere the pain won’t come again
But she can hide
Hide in the pouring rain
She rides the eye of the hurricane
We saw her ride so fast last night
Racing by a flash of light
Riding quick, the street was dark
A shining truck she thought was parked
It blocked her path, stopped her heart
But not the hurricane
She saw her chance to slip the trap
There was just the room to pass in back
But then it moved, closed the gap
She never felt the pain
She wants to run away
But there’s nowhere that she can go
Nowhere the pain won’t come again
But she can hide
Hide in the pouring rain
She rides the eye of the hurricane

She rides the eye of a hurricane.
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From: Sassy
To; Kris
Sent: Saturday, April 19, 2014 7:21 PM
I can’t resist sharing one more tune by David Wilcox… 
David Wilcox – Rusty Old American Dream (Guitar Greats)
David Wilcox – Rusty Old American Dream (Guitar G…
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I don’t look all that ragged for all the time it’s been,
But I’m weakened underneath me where my frame is rusted thin.
And this year’s state inspection just barely passed
Won’t you drive me ‘cross the country, boy,
This year could be my last.
I’m a tailfin road locomotive from the days of cheap gasoline,
And I’m for sale by the side of the road going nowhere,
A rusty old American dream.
I rolled off the line in Detroit back in 1958,
Spent three days in the showroom, that’s all I had to wait.
I’ve been good to all who owned me, so have no fear;
C’mon, boy, put your money down and get me out of here!
I’m a tailfin road locomotive from the days of cheap gasoline,
And I’m for sale by the side of the road going nowhere,
A rusty old American dream.
This car needs a young man to own him
One who will polish the chrome,
I will give you the rest of my lifetime,
But don’t let me die here alone.
Just jump me some juice to my battery,
Give that old starter a spin,
Hear me whir, sputter, backfire through the carburator,
And roar into life once again.
I’m a tailfin road locomotive,
You can polish my chrome so clean
We can fly off into the sunset together,
A rusty old American dream. Still running! 

Rusty old American dream 

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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, April 19, 2014 7:32 PM
Re: Rusty Old American Dream
Ok….now I’m am really getting worked up.  You surprised me.  I will definitely listen to these songs later.  I am under pressure and SO want to stay and play with you…but have to pull myself away to work.  It’s not your fault…it’s mine.  It’s so cool you found videos of JB to watch/listen to.  One of my favorites is on the middle of his home web page–with him playing with Eric Clapton on Clapton’s “Further On Up the Road.”  That was the first song Bonamassa taught himself to play on an electric guitar—at age 8!  When Bonamassa was 12 years old he used to open for B.B. King.  Anyhow, go towww.joebonamassa.com and click on “Eric Clapton plays with Joe Bonamassa live on Joe’s Euro Tour.  Toward the end of the song they do a serious duet where they exchange and mirror their playing.  Watch how Clapton smiles broadly in almost amazement at how well Bonamassa “mirrors” Clapton’s playing.  Since “imitation is the highest form of flattery”–Clapton’s getting plenty of strokes–and is fully enjoying it.
And I’m fully enjoying YOU…………..and HAVE to pull myself away..
I’m going to collect whatever your favorite music is and put it on my new “Nano Ipod.”  My new bike has bluetooth and I can stream music from the Ipod through the bike’s external speakers.  So start giving me a list of your favorites….
OMG…..I’ve got to go and don’t want to….YOU’RE SO FUN!!!!!!!!!! (and “Sassy”)….
: ) 
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Kris: Will 10:30 b too late…forgot daughter was skyping to video chat and see new baby….means doing my work later….but SO want to chat…..off to “family obligations”……poppin em out like rabbits around here…..i’m so bad…. 8:18 PM
Me: That’s fine. You are a hoot! 8:20 PM
Kris: 🙂 8:24 PM
Kris: Tick toc, tick toc….bustin butt to b done and on Yahoo soon 10:11 PM
Me: 🙂 10:12 PM
Kris: Big 🙂 10:12 PM

Sexy script

Saturday, April 19, 2014

From: Kris 
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, April 19, 2014 9:01 am
Hey Sexy Sassy!
Wow!….quite the hot motorcycle fantasy you sent.  Mine was pretty “tame” compared with that…..can’t wait to see how ours play out…..if not on the bike…wherever!  Keep workin’ on that calendar…text me with a time to chat….if you can give me a little notice that would help too….so I can plan to be available…..  Mwah!  
P.S.—You can help me learn about your “pleasure points.”  I can see a man getting off having anal (obviously)–but a woman getting off with anal seems “fake” to me—unless it’s putting pressure someplace else “where it really counts” for her.  You can be my “guide” on such “finer points of pleasure”  ^_^ ….Like one rock song’s lyrics I hear on 101.7 FM sings:  “I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad…..for my teacher.  I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad……for my teacher.  Hey teacher!!!…I brought my pencil……got something to write on?”  
Mitty…I mean, Wild Kris…I mean “Super-Stud-Wanna-Be”………WHATEVER!
Mwah!  : ) 

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Kris: Hi (Barb, Sally, Mary, Judy, Penelope, Andrea, Maureen?) alright till u slip in a story….SASSY…read the bike story and replied….when you’re having lunch with your mom try not to think of something I’d like to see in your mouth..Mr. Mitty. 9:12 AM
Me: Good morning hot stuff! You are too funny! And so naughty! I like you. 9:39 AM
Kris: Good…I LIKE YOU TOO…and hope that transfers over to good sex…..so the benefits part keeps pace with the friends part….know u want the same…you hussy you…. 9:46 AM
Me: Last night was a good talk, yes? Despite Yahoo’s best attempt to stop us 11:29 AM
Kris: Yes…i enjoyed it very much…what did u like about it? 11:30 AM
Me: Learning about you 11:31 AM
Kris: what one or two things jah learn? 11:37 AM
Me: The motorcycle fantasy was illuminating 11:39 AM
Kris: how so? 11:39 AM
Kris: because it was relatively “tame” (compared to one u sent me)….or some other reason…..you’re like a “sex spy”….gathering intel to use against me…..go for it….so what’d my bike fantasy “give away”…. 11:52 AM
Kris: speaking of which….my son’s giving me ride to dealer to pick up bike monday night….turning fantasies into realities will b even MORE fun! 11:56 AM
Kris: back to intel on bike fantasy….how “illuminating”…..specifically? 11:58 AM
Me: I understand better how the bike lets you be a stud, like Sassy gives me courage to be sexy. 12:04 PM
Me: I won’t use info against you…it will go into making your dreams become reality. 12:06 PM
Kris: yeah…..but i don’t need it ALL the time….uh hem (clearing throat)….SASSY!!!!!!! 12:07 PM
Kris: i know….use it on me…in me…..wherever u like….grin 12:08 PM
Kris: i’m giving u a hard time about your name…i like to tease people i like….i do it relentlessly with people who know i’m kidding…would actually like to know your name….but mostly teasing….cuz i trust and like u….did it mercilessly with my kids….constantly tease wife (better than fighting….which we do a lot of….but fair fighting….not your style with your hubby…but we’re VERY volatile….makes family members uncomfortable at gatherings…..like your father and sister used to do)…..u being NOT like that is nice break…..wish i could take a break from ME…..but everywhere i go…..there i am…..very annnoying…..gotta stop texting exercise some sel-control (Huh!)…..i love talking to you…..chat later…..off to make the donuts….Mwah! 12:26 PM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, April 19, 2014 5:43 PM
Subject: Mr. Mitty writes a script
Ok sexy SASSY!
Here’s a “Two-Scene Script” for the emerging exhibitionist in me.  It’s called: “Mr. Mitty Turned Super-Stud Goes to Town”.
Scene 1–Part 1:  
Mr. Mitty, having snuck out of his house under the cover of a lie to his wife, dresses in his “Super Stud” costume.  Black head wrap, sunglasses, black tee-shirt, grey hoodie, black leather jacket, black leather chaps, black Harley-Davidson-brand cowboy riding boots.  He gets on his brand new 2014 Electra Glide Ultra Limited Harley-Davidson motorcycle.  (Which he barely knows how to ride–and burned the clutch out in the parking lot of a storage area–before even riding it on the street with less than 2 miles on it.  Way to go–Super-Stud.  You’ll be quite the “bad boy biker”–once you remember how to shift the F’n thing without burning out the clutch.)  
So anyhow—-he rides in to town—to meet his new lover, “Sassy.”  “Sassy” has a few issues of her own–with what she needs to help her turn into “Super-Hussy.”  But we won’t talk about that right now.
Mr. Mitty asks “Sassy” to set up this scene.  She’s a really fun and nice person and a good sport–so she humors Mr. Mitty–even though secretly she thinks he’s a little ridiculous (which, of course, he is).  But she’s too nice a person to tell him–so she goes along.  “At least he’s not a monster,” she thinks to herself.  “He seemed ‘ok’ when we’ve tried a little sex.  But I hope I can get a decent fuck out of this guy–after all the shanigans he expects me to put up with.  Hopefully I can groom him into a decent lay without too much work.”  
Mr. Mitty asks Sassy to find a place where there’s a bench facing the street—where cars can park.  He asks her to sit on it and wait for him to pull up on his new Harley—all proud of himself and feeling very “studly.”  He asks her to pretend she doesn’t know him–when he pulls up.  
Scene 1–Part 2:
He pulls up, gets off the bike, turns it off and puts some music on.  He puts the music on pretty loud.  Not so loud so as to get arrested for disturbing the peace or seriously annoying people—but loud enough to call attention to himself—his studly self—-and studly bike.
The first song is:  “Sweet Rowena” (written by Vance Gill & Pete Wasner) played by Joe Bonamassa on his album: “Dust Bowl.”  It’s a fast-paced, kind of “funky and fun” song about a woman who lures a man into a relationship.  He just can’t resist her–even if it means “his house goes up in flames.”  Mr. Mitty tells Sassy that he’s going to sing along with the song while it’s playing–and dance in front of her on the sidewalk like he’s putting on a crazy little show.  She’s going to sit there acting like she doesn’t know him–but finds him highly-amusing and entertaining–so just sits there laughing at him while he does his little song and dance to the music.  Of course, people are walking by and smiling and laughing at the “crazy old biker” singing and dancing on the sidewalk.  It’s highly-entertaining for everyone–except Sassy.  She’s sitting there bright red in embarrassment thinking, “Oh my God–this guy is a complete idiot.  I’m so embarrassed.”  But because she’s so nice–she’s kind of trapped there.  So she pretends she’s having fun–even though she’s dying with embarrassment–and seriously wants to run away–but is frozen in a weird combination of panic, embarrassment, silly laughter and unbelief.  “How the fuck did I get myself into this situation?  Oh……..my……….God!  Lookat him!!!  I’m so embarrassed!”  OR….she’s strangely ok with it and as he extends his hand to invite her to join him—dances with him a little—–toward the end of the song—right there on the street—-with people walking by smiling and laughing at the two crazy people dancing to the music on the sidewalk.  
To actually do Scene 1–Part 1, Mr. Mitty is going to have to grow a bigger pair than he normally has hangin’.  He’s not quite sure whether he’ll have the stones to actually follow through with this first part of the scene.  Even his “Super-Stud” costume might not be enough.  But he’d like to give it a try.  But Part 3 of Scene 1 he knows he can do–because Mr. Mitty and Sassy have done it a couple of times before–and liked it and found it fun.
Scene 1–Part 3:
Mr. Mitty puts on a second song–a slower one that’s a little “melancholy”–but very sweet and romantic.  Mr. Mitty and Sassy start kissing and hugging and swaying like they’re doing a gentle, stationary dance with the song “Asking Around For You” playing — written by Joe Bonamassa & Mike Himelstein–from the album “Joe Bonamassa Live From the Royal Albert Hall”, London, 2009.  They’re still on the sidewalk.  People are walking by and smiling.  But Sassy and Mr. Mitty don’t notice them at all.  They’re “transfixed” now—lost in their own little world of sweet sensuality, emerging horniness, pressing lips, tongues, full frontal pressing, arms around each other, pulling in tight, swaying, humming, mesmerized, in a trance of building pleasure and anticipation……
“Asking Around for You” by Joe Bonamassa
If i get to heaven
the first thing I’ll do
before I meet my maker
I’m gonna ask around for you
all of heaven gotta know
your beauty ever true
I’ll tap an angel on the shoulder
and I’ll be asking around for you
I’m sure you’ve found a place up there
where we all can sit and talk a while
play some cards and drink black coffee
How I’d love to see you smile
If I get to heaven
and I’m praying that I do
It’ll be the first thing I do
I’ll tap an angel on the shoulder
and I’ll be asking around for you
I’m sure you found a place up there
where we all can sit and talk a while
play some cards and drink black coffee
I’d love to see you smile
If I get to heaven now
oh I’m praying that I do
It’ll be the first thing I do
I’ll tap an angel on the shoulder
and I’ll be asking around for you
I’ll tap an angel on the shoulder
and I’ll be asking around for you
(Smiling with eyes tearing a little.  Sorry, don’t want to weird you out–just thinking of you.  And this song is SO sexy, bluesy, slow, piano, saxophones, big horns, slow, sexy, deep kissing, grinding, pressing, pulling in, going in…….don’t freak out on the “L” word…I still don’t plan to marry you….and we still need to find out how it’s “really going to be” with the sex…..but this song is more like “making love” than just fucking…I hope that will make sense to you after you hear it….the words alone don’t do it justice….)
Scene 2
Sassy brings Mr. Mitty home.  He takes off his “Super Stud” costume–naked in her arms with no props…just the two of them–hoping “plain Kris” is good enough–knowing for sure Sassy will be.

Kris

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Kris: I got side tracked…listening to music…..fantasizing….wrote a “silly but serious” fantasy script….sent email….now got to do what should have earlier…..10:00 if it’s not too late then to chat.. 6:10 PM
Me: Sounds great! 6:11 PM
Kris: K 6:12 PM

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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Subject:  Sat, Apr 19, 2014 7:10 PM
Re: Mr. Mitty writes a script
Wow!  I can see this so clearly!  You write so well, except the part where I am embarrassed.  I would be glorying in your performance!  Cheering you on!  Longing for your hands on me. 
I found videos of the songs you sent.  What a guitar player!  Joe reminds me of my favorite folk musician, David Wilcox.  Here’s one of his top songs about a woman on motorcycle. 
David Wilcox- Eye of the Hurricane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2EdNdIp6OA
Tank is full, switch is on
Night is warm, cops are gone
Rocket bike is all her own
It’s called a hurricane
She told me once it’s quite a ride
It’s shaped so there’s this place inside
Where if you’re moving you can hide
Safe within the rain
She wants to run away
But there’s nowhere that she can go
Nowhere the pain won’t come again
But she can hide
Hide in the pouring rain
She rides the eye of the hurricane
Tell the truth, explain to me
How you got this need for speed
She laughed and said “it might just be
The next best thing to love.”
Hope is gone and she confessed
When you lay your dream to rest
You can get what’s second best
But it’s hard to get enough
She wants to run away
But there’s nowhere that she can go
Nowhere the pain won’t come again
But she can hide
Hide in the pouring rain
She rides the eye of the hurricane
We saw her ride so fast last night
Racing by a flash of light
Riding quick, the street was dark
A shining truck she thought was parked
It blocked her path, stopped her heart
But not the hurricane
She saw her chance to slip the trap
There was just the room to pass in back
But then it moved, closed the gap
She never felt the pain
She wants to run away
But there’s nowhere that she can go
Nowhere the pain won’t come again
But she can hide
Hide in the pouring rain
She rides the eye of the hurricane

She rides the eye of a hurricane.
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From: Sassy
To; Kris
Sent: Saturday, April 19, 2014 7:21 PM
I can’t resist sharing one more tune by David Wilcox… 
David Wilcox – Rusty Old American Dream (Guitar Greats)
David Wilcox – Rusty Old American Dream (Guitar G…
View on www.youtube.com
Preview by Yahoo
I don’t look all that ragged for all the time it’s been,
But I’m weakened underneath me where my frame is rusted thin.
And this year’s state inspection just barely passed
Won’t you drive me ‘cross the country, boy,
This year could be my last.
I’m a tailfin road locomotive from the days of cheap gasoline,
And I’m for sale by the side of the road going nowhere,
A rusty old American dream.
I rolled off the line in Detroit back in 1958,
Spent three days in the showroom, that’s all I had to wait.
I’ve been good to all who owned me, so have no fear;
C’mon, boy, put your money down and get me out of here!
I’m a tailfin road locomotive from the days of cheap gasoline,
And I’m for sale by the side of the road going nowhere,
A rusty old American dream.
This car needs a young man to own him
One who will polish the chrome,
I will give you the rest of my lifetime,
But don’t let me die here alone.
Just jump me some juice to my battery,
Give that old starter a spin,
Hear me whir, sputter, backfire through the carburator,
And roar into life once again.
I’m a tailfin road locomotive,
You can polish my chrome so clean
We can fly off into the sunset together,
A rusty old American dream. Still running! 

Rusty old American dream 

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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, April 19, 2014 7:32 PM
Re: Rusty Old American Dream
Ok….now I’m am really getting worked up.  You surprised me.  I will definitely listen to these songs later.  I am under pressure and SO want to stay and play with you…but have to pull myself away to work.  It’s not your fault…it’s mine.  It’s so cool you found videos of JB to watch/listen to.  One of my favorites is on the middle of his home web page–with him playing with Eric Clapton on Clapton’s “Further On Up the Road.”  That was the first song Bonamassa taught himself to play on an electric guitar—at age 8!  When Bonamassa was 12 years old he used to open for B.B. King.  Anyhow, go towww.joebonamassa.com and click on “Eric Clapton plays with Joe Bonamassa live on Joe’s Euro Tour.  Toward the end of the song they do a serious duet where they exchange and mirror their playing.  Watch how Clapton smiles broadly in almost amazement at how well Bonamassa “mirrors” Clapton’s playing.  Since “imitation is the highest form of flattery”–Clapton’s getting plenty of strokes–and is fully enjoying it.
And I’m fully enjoying YOU…………..and HAVE to pull myself away..
I’m going to collect whatever your favorite music is and put it on my new “Nano Ipod.”  My new bike has bluetooth and I can stream music from the Ipod through the bike’s external speakers.  So start giving me a list of your favorites….
OMG…..I’ve got to go and don’t want to….YOU’RE SO FUN!!!!!!!!!! (and “Sassy”)….
: ) 
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Kris: Will 10:30 b too late…forgot daughter was skyping to video chat and see new baby….means doing my work later….but SO want to chat…..off to “family obligations”……poppin em out like rabbits around here…..i’m so bad…. 8:18 PM
Me: That’s fine. You are a hoot! 8:20 PM
Kris: 🙂 8:24 PM
Kris: Tick toc, tick toc….bustin butt to b done and on Yahoo soon 10:11 PM
Me: 🙂 10:12 PM
Kris: Big 🙂 10:12 PM

Want you BADLY

Friday April 18, 2014
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Friday, April 18, 2014 1:57 AM 
Subject: can’t wait–your place asap
Hi Sassy,
If you want to try having sex at your place I don’t want to wait much longer.  I really want you SO badly.  I will “meet” you there any night except Thursday–because I have to work late on Thursdays.  Other than that—any other night is fine.  If we try it there and it’s “too weird” for me–then it will be on me to provide hotel rooms in the future.  
I’m glad you talked to me about your financial situation.  I’ve learned something about you.  Your strategy for dealing with uncomfortable topics is avoidance.  Your story you told me at Finale about your father embarrassing you gave me a “new understanding” of how you think–and what your likely responses will be to dealing with things you don’t want to.  You just WON’T (unless gently “coaxed” to).  That being said, you DID talk to me about something that’s uncomfortable for you–namely, money.  Which makes me LIKE you–and WANT you–EVEN MORE.
So I want to have sex with you at your place asap.  But I also want you to think about either Saturday, April 26th or Sunday, April 27th as days to spend as much of a whole day with you as possible at a hotel.  I will find a hotel and pay for it—and food.  My treat.  That way if I get “weirded out” at your place—and it effects my “performance”–at least I’ll have “another chance” lined up.
Finally, I want you to let me “surprise” you again—-RIGHT NOW!!!  The “surprise” is–I want to treat you to something you would really like—but wouldn’t spend on yourself.  If you had a little extra spending money–what would you treat yourself to?  Perfume, makeup, clothes, shoes, go to a show, concert—-what would you like to do?  I treated a woman I met on AM to two expensive dinners and a night together at a Boston Holiday Pops Concert at Symphony Hall.  The tickets to that concert alone were over $200.  After that she wanted to have sex with me–but I didn’t want to.  You have already had some sex with me—and I want to have more—LOTS more.  Assuming, of course, it can get better and be really good for both of us.
If we can have really good sex together–get off and really enjoy each other–then I can see the “variety” of “meetings” getting broader.  Some could be “short and quick and to the point”.  Some could be more extended times together.  Some could be like the other night—just being together—a kiss and hug goodnight.  A variety.  But right now I’m just REALLY HORNY and wanting to see what we can do sexually with each other.
So your place asap.  And a hotel on either Sat, 4/26 or Sun, 4/27.  My guess is you’ll probably say a Sunday is better–cuz Saturday’s a day to “get stuff done” that you can’t do as easily during the week.  But either Sat. or Sun. would work for me.
Ok….these are all just “my ideas.”  I want YOUR input and suggestions and what works for YOU.  So counter with anything you like.
Finally, if I could know your real name just to use it in person–that would be nice.  It seems weird to be invited to your home and bed–but not even know your real name.  But, again, whatever you’re comfortable with.  Could you be “Sassy” in all online communications–but let me say your real name in person?  If you still would rather not—you knowing I want to respect all your comfort levels and boundaries is more important.  That way you can keep trusting me–and not feeling pressured in any way.
I don’t want to get “too serious” here.  But I can’t help REALLY LIKING–and WANTING you.
So what would you treat yourself to if you had a few extra bucks to spend on yourself?  NO DODGING BY AVOIDING ANSWERING THIS QUESTION!!!!!!
Persistent/Frisky Kris
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Kris: I want you BADLY..read email….another surprise!….and no playing dodge ball (you’ll understand when you read email)…..Kris 2:02 AM
Kris: as u ponder crazy man’s email….add this to options….i have Monday off….if u do and have no other plans could b potential “hotel day”…..30-40 minutes north of u should b plenty available…..in spite of marathon…..unless u get into local festivities or have other plans…..Eager Beaver 9:06 AM
Me: You are so great to offer me these choices! I have work Monday and boss is out so I can’t call in. 🙁 I’m looking at my calendar, trying to figure it out 9:57 AM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Friday, April 18, 2014 10:07 AM, 
Here’s a sight I thought you’d like to see!   
[local landscape photo]
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Me: Sent a photo – check email [sent him a photo of pretty landscape I saw on the my way to work] 10:11 AM
Kris: And once again u have a compliment…..which I’m not used to and am beginning to believe u actually mean….makes me feel special ….lol. Take your time figuring out when to meet…don’t have any work today….may spend whole day doing yard work….have a big lawn…..taking care of it is expensive and time-consuming….sometimes feel like a slave on my own plantation….but mostly it’s a “pleasant diversion”…..gives my mind a rest…. HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY!!! 10:12 AM
Kris: ok…will check photo now 10:12 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Friday, April 18, 2014 10:29 AM
Re: local sights
That photo made me laugh SO hard  😀 …..because I was expecting something else.  If you say, “I thought you might” I don’t know if I’d believe you.  But that’s a fun picture!  Thanks!
(I was thinking of sending you some “other kinds” of pics—if you’d still want them.  But if that’s not really your thing–that’s fine.  Personally, I’m happy to wait till each time I see you—and let my imagination do the work in between.)  
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Kris: omg….i laughed so hard…at myself…..tell me you have no idea why…..don’t say “i thought you’d think that”……that would be TOO MUCH…..u r so fun! 10:33 AM
Me: You thought it would be of me? and naughty? Glad I could give you a chuckle. 10:44 AM
Kris: yes! 10:45 AM
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·       Apr 18 9:55 PM Kris: Hi! how was your day?
·       Apr 18 9:59 PM Sassy: It rolled along. You?
·       Apr 18 9:59 PM Kris: better…now that i’m talking to you… otherwise…bummed about loss of wife’s income…but thinking that maybe the sex gods put a woman in my path who knows how to have fun without a lot of money…
·       Apr 18 10:00 PM Sassy: The Universe can be kind sometimes!
·       Apr 18 10:01 PM Kris: i need all the kindness i can get…and you have plenty of it.
·       Apr 18 10:04 PM Sassy: Yahoo is being flaky… grrr
·       Apr 18 10:06 PM Kris: i thought maybe you were just silent….i was sitting here with a kind of “zoned out” blank brain—-about to ask you to help me out with whatever…..
·       Apr 18 10:06 PM Sassy: sorry
·       Apr 18 10:06 PM Kris: about what?
·       Apr 18 10:08 PM Kris: is Yahoo the problem or internet connection in general?
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Kris: is internet down? 10:11 PM
Me: Nope. Just Yahoo tonight. Argh@ 10:13 PM
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·       Apr 18 10:13 PM Sassy: Yahoo tonight.
·       Apr 18 10:13 PM Kris: i texted you to ask…has Yahoo been a problem before?
·       Apr 18 10:14 PM Sassy: Every now and then.
·       Apr 18 10:14 PM Sassy: It seem to be back for this moment!
·       Apr 18 10:15 PM Kris: k……as i was saying before….brain a little mushy……talk to me about something you want to…
·       Apr 18 10:15 PM Sassy: I am looking at roses and smiling
·       Apr 18 10:16 PM Kris: good!
·       Apr 18 10:16 PM Kris: do you ever dry the petals and keep them?
·       Apr 18 10:21 PM Sassy: I did as a teenager
·       Apr 18 10:23 PM Kris: stupid question…but just to look at?
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Kris: temperamental IM? 10:24 PM
Me: Yup. Grrr 10:27 PM
Kris: i’m tempted to just call u but with my wife sitting right next to me might not b such a good idea…JUST KIDDING (bad joke) 10:30 PM
Kris: She’s on facebook….oblivious to me……doesn’t even ask about audible “whistle alert” when i get a text….i should figure out how to turn it off… 10:33 PM
Kris: I’d just say it’s our son….he texts me…. 10:35 PM
Kris: Want to try to chat tomorrow? if so…..good time range for u would b what? 10:37 PM
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·       Apr 18 10:38 PM Kris: not having much luck here…sent you some texts….
·       Apr 18 10:39 PM Sassy: Is this working now?
·       Apr 18 10:40 PM Kris: well….i just got this message….and sent you some texts….
·       Apr 18 10:40 PM Sassy: Not sure about tomorrow. I am taking my mom to lunch, doing her pills…
·       Apr 18 10:40 PM Kris: what’s involved in doing her pills….what does that mean?
·       Apr 18 10:41 PM Sassy: she takes 11 different meds. I put them into a daily pillbox for her
·       Apr 18 10:41 PM Kris: wow!….that’s a lot of pills….is the pillbox for a week?
·       Apr 18 10:41 PM Sassy: Yes.. morning. lunch and evening
·       Apr 18 10:42 PM Kris: do u do it for her every week?
·       Apr 18 10:42 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 18 10:42 PM Kris: is she good about taking them…from the pill box?
·       Apr 18 10:42 PM Sassy: mostly
·       Apr 18 10:42 PM Kris: do you do it on the same day each week….on saturdays?
·       Apr 18 10:43 PM Kris: is this down again?
·       Apr 18 10:44 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 18 10:44 PM Kris: well….now it’s back…for the moment….
·       Apr 18 10:45 PM Sassy: Yes. Every Saturday.
·       Apr 18 10:46 PM Sassy: We do lunch and pills, sometimes go to the bank or the grocery
·       Apr 18 10:49 PM Kris: is a Saturday “hotel meet” possible then? potentially on some occasion in the future? after you had done what you needed to with her?
·        Apr 18 10:51 PM Kris: these delays are annoying…like watching paint dry….
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Me: Yahoo is killing me. 10:54 PM
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·       Apr 18 10:56 PM Sassy: Am I back?
·       Apr 18 10:56 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 18 10:57 PM Sassy: Yay!
·       Apr 18 10:57 PM Sassy: I’ve been trying everything!
·       Apr 18 10:57 PM Kris: no worries. not your fault
·       Apr 18 10:58 PM
Sassy: It might work… can be tricky to time as I never know what she will need doing
·       Apr 18 10:58 PM Kris: ok. so maybe a Sunday would be better?
·       Apr 18 10:58 PM Sassy: in general yes
·       Apr 18 10:59 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 18 10:59 PM Kris: you probably told me, but what r u doing for Easter?
·       Apr 18 10:59 PM Sassy: going to my sister’s with the entire family
·       Apr 18 10:59 PM Sassy: She hired a private chef
·       Apr 18 10:59 PM Kris: yes…now i remember….
·       Apr 18 11:00 PM Kris: forget if your “contentious” sister will be there too
·       Apr 18 11:00 PM Sassy: Yup
·       Apr 18 11:00 PM Kris: oh fun!
·       Apr 18 11:00 PM Sassy: I try to sit at the other end of the table.  : )
·       Apr 18 11:00 PM Kris: lol
·       Apr 18 11:01 PM Sassy: You having family over?
·       Apr 18 11:01 PM Kris: one of my sister’s is famous for periodically “freaking out” at family occasions
·       Apr 18 11:01 PM Kris: i’m going to my mother’s house in [a suburb]. do you know where that is?
·       Apr 18 11:01 PM Sassy: Seems like every family has at least one!
·       Apr 18 11:02 PM Sassy: Sort of… out near [another suburn]?
·       Apr 18 11:02 PM Kris: yes….right next to that.
·       Apr 18 11:04 PM Kris: all the local family will show up… pretty big crew
·       Apr 18 11:04 PM Sassy: There’s an incredible Asian restaurant near there…
·       Apr 18 11:05 PM Sassy: has Chinese, sushi
·       Apr 18 11:05 PM Sassy: We have friends out there who took us
·       Apr 18 11:06 PM Kris: Oh yes – mom likes watching the Patriots. so many a Sunday we’d pick up Chinese there….eat it with her and watch the game together…
·       Apr 18 11:07 PM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 18 11:09 PM Sassy: Hubby moved here from the midwest. His best friend came for our wedding.
·       Apr 18 11:09 PM Sassy: Looked around and decided to move here.
·       Apr 18 11:09 PM Sassy: Ended up with a boyfriend in that suburb.
·       Apr 18 11:10 PM Kris: i’m confused….is his best friend a man or a woman?
·       Apr 18 11:10 PM Sassy: A man
·       Apr 18 11:11 PM Sassy: He came out here and… came out!
·       Apr 18 11:11 PM Kris: ok…answered next question
·       Apr 18 11:11 PM Sassy: It was so cool to see him be himself
·       Apr 18 11:12 PM Kris: did he feel free because he had distance from people he wouldn’t want to have to deal with in the Midwest?
·       Apr 18 11:12 PM Sassy: He felt free because people who are gay can be gay here.
·       Apr 18 11:12 PM Sassy: Out there they still can’t
·       Apr 18 11:14 PM Kris: i think it depends on the specific location….larger cities in general are more tolerant….rural and suburban “not so much”…..
·       Apr 18 11:14 PM Sassy: his area… not
·       Apr 18 11:14 PM Kris: one of my kids lived in S.F. for a while… nobody hiding anything there for sure!
·       Apr 18 11:14 PM Sassy: Heh… no
·       Apr 18 11:15 PM Sassy: I feel like a total alien when I visit the Midwest
·       Apr 18 11:15 PM Sassy: It’s like… 50 years ago
·       Apr 18 11:16 PM Kris: i have a lesbian couple i’m working with.
·        Apr 18 11:16 PM Sassy: So cool that you can help them.
·       Apr 18 11:18 PM Kris: there’s usually the “first 30 minutes” when i meet them… when they “come out” and watch my reaction. they watch it very carefully and astutely…to see if i’m going to be relaxed or “freak out”. i put them at ease very quickly…..pretty hard to “freak me out.” pretty much seen it all…except what i’m doing with you right now…..and hope to…..LOL
·       Apr 18 11:20 PM Sassy: We aren’t doing anything… bats eyelashes… just chatting…
·       Apr 18 11:21 PM Kris: now we aren’t…but I’ve got high hopes for lots of naughty fun. speaking of which….keep working on that calendar of yours…
·       Apr 18 11:21 PM Sassy: There are a number of moving pieces I am trying to nail down
·       Apr 18 11:22 PM Kris: understand
·       Apr 18 11:22 PM Sassy: Sorry… I know you’re hard and need relief.  : )
·       Apr 18 11:22 PM Kris: more than a little….
·       Apr 18 11:23 PM Sassy: And I have these empty spaces that need filling
·       Apr 18 11:23 PM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Apr 18 11:23 PM Sassy: my arms… my mouth…
·       Apr 18 11:23 PM Kris: oh!!!!!!!!! ready and able.
·       Apr 18 11:24 PM Kris: was working on the lawn today…on the tractor….thinking of saying goodbye to you the other night…..
·       Apr 18 11:24 PM Kris: kissing you….your “humming”
·       Apr 18 11:25 PM Kris: your aggressive pressing up against me….hugging me….
·       Apr 18 11:25 PM Kris: made me smile.
·       Apr 18 11:26 PM Sassy: I don’t know what happens around you. I turn into a total hussy!  And break rules…You are like a sexy magnet
·       Apr 18 11:27 PM Kris: i have a feeling it comes quite “natural” to you…..and others have been “blessed with your charms” in the same ways….wink
·       Apr 18 11:27 PM Kris: like i said before…
·       Apr 18 11:27 PM Kris: your appetite makes me look good…whether i am or not…really helps me out….lol
·       Apr 18 11:28 PM Kris: and it really turns me on…that you like sex the way you do…..
·       Apr 18 11:29 PM Kris: your turn (if this is still working)…..
·       Apr 18 11:30 PM Sassy: I have not been this way with others
·       Apr 18 11:30 PM Sassy: I never do anything outside or in public!
·       Apr 18 11:30 PM Sassy: You make me forget all that
·       Apr 18 11:30 PM Sassy: Just you and me and… whee!
·       Apr 18 11:31 PM Kris: don’t get mad…but is that true?
·       Apr 18 11:31 PM Sassy: Yup
·       Apr 18 11:31 PM Kris: ok….hmmmmm…..wonder why?
·       Apr 18 11:31 PM Sassy: Did your mother ever call you your full name! when you were in trouble?
·       Apr 18 11:32 PM Kris: no….why do you ask?
·       Apr 18 11:32 PM Sassy: I’ve been thinking about the name thing
·       Apr 18 11:32 PM Sassy: You think being able to know and use my first name is… better… more intimate?
·       Apr 18 11:32 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 18 11:33 PM Sassy: I associate that name with the dull, demure woman who has too many burdens.
·        Apr 18 11:33 PM
Sassy: Sassy is the special, secret sexy one you want to call forth
·       Apr 18 11:34 PM Sassy: Probably sound nuts to you
·       Apr 18 11:35 PM Kris: so when you’re getting me off and i use your real name all of a sudden you’re going to “shut down?” I think I could “retrain” you to think of your real name as sexy…at least with me.
·       Apr 18 11:35 PM Sassy: High wall to climb
·       Apr 18 11:35 PM Sassy: Besides… you already know it.
·       Apr 18 11:36 PM Sassy: I always screw up telling stories
·       Apr 18 11:36 PM  Kris: shit…i missed it…unless it’s in writing someplace. i’ll go back over every single conversation on here if i have to. i’m really good at research.
·       Apr 18 11:37 PM Kris: was it the other night?
·       Apr 18 11:37 PM Sassy: At the 99
·       Apr 18 11:38 PM Kris: omg……i’ll never recall that…..
·       Apr 18 11:38 PM Sassy: heh
·       Apr 18 11:38 PM Kris: how can i remember…..if i remembered i’d know it now!
·       Apr 18 11:38 PM Sassy: Just wait for me to screw up again.  : )
·       Apr 18 11:39 PM Kris: LOL really hard…and a little annoyed…but only slightly…LOL again.
·       Apr 18 11:40 PM Sassy: my real name calls forth my worries… my job, my husband, my mother, the projects, the car payments…
·       Apr 18 11:40 PM Sassy: Sassy calls forth… sex
·       Apr 18 11:41 PM Sassy: Sort of like a football player’s nickname
·       Apr 18 11:41 PM Sassy: Have other women told you their names?
·       Apr 18 11:42 PM Kris: so if i say….omg _________, that feels so good, OHHHHHH….that feels SO good……keep doing that……..oh my GOD! ____________….you’re going to be thinking about being “demure and worried”?????
·       Apr 18 11:42 PM Kris: yes…every other woman…..
·       Apr 18 11:42 PM Kris: you’re the first who hasn’t….
·       Apr 18 11:43 PM Sassy: do you talk in your sleep?
·       Apr 18 11:43 PM Sassy: you knew their entire name?
·       Apr 18 11:44 PM Kris: no….you’re funny. the way you worry about me getting caught. I’M NOT GOING TO GET CAUGHT
·       Apr 18 11:44 PM Kris: no….just their first…but then i didn’t get to really do much for long either.
·       Apr 18 11:46 PM Kris: usually women on AM will tell me their real first names immediately after i tell them mine…which is usually in my very first message….i say, my name is: [Kris]. There’s got to be a billion men with my name in the world…so what if they know my first name….or I know theirs?
·       Apr 18 11:47 PM Sassy: I like being mysterious… exotic
·       Apr 18 11:48 PM Kris: you will be…even after you tell me your real first name .(even if it’s by accident)
·       Apr 18 11:48 PM Sassy: think of it as my stage name.  : )
·       Apr 18 11:49 PM Kris: yes…i understand. but therein lies my problem…i don’t want an “actor.”  HOWEVER…
·       Apr 18 11:49 PM Kris: i do understand what you’re saying…and there are some things I do that do the same thing for me.
·       Apr 18 11:49 PM Kris: like wearing my leather…riding my bike….
·       Apr 18 11:50 PM Kris: put my riding gloves on and rolling down the window and blasting the radio…even when it’s cold out.
·       Apr 18 11:50 PM Kris: it “changes me”. puts me in a “mood”
·       Apr 18 11:50 PM Kris: but I can still be me….just a little “different me”
·       Apr 18 11:51 PM Kris: YOU change me dramatically. and knowing your real name won’t change that.
·       Apr 18 11:51 PM Kris: you “mesmerize” me when you kiss me…
·       Apr 18 11:51 PM Kris: i feel like i’m in a trance…
·       Apr 18 11:52 PM Kris: i lose my sense of where i am….i don’t care if i’m in public……which is completely unlike anything i’ve ever done or felt before with anyone…including my wife.
·       Apr 18 11:52 PM Kris: sorry. blabbing on…if this is still working… your turn…
·       Apr 18 11:53 PM Sassy: I am on the same wavelength.
·       Apr 18 11:53 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 18 11:54 PM Sassy: the trance… the world shrinking down to you and me and lips and hands and heady stuff!
·       Apr 18 11:55 PM Kris: i don’t mean to say this again…but since you’ve had a lot more experience with this than me….just find it hard to believe you haven’t felt that way or done this before.
·       Apr 18 11:55 PM Sassy: Have confidence in your uniqueness
·       Apr 18 11:56 PM Kris: ok….i’ll just have to take you at your word…….and then that experience leads me to further fantasies….about being in public……kissing more…..hugging more……not caring……are these the seeds of some kind of “exhibitionism”?
·       Apr 18 11:57 PM Sassy: Is it fun to think they are?
·       Apr 18 11:58 PM Kris: kind of…..like….so what if you learned to like something different than you’ve done before…..that’s what i’ve been saying i wanted with this whole “sex thing” from the beginning. right…just not “more of the same” all the time…
·       Apr 18 11:59 PM Kris: on the other hand….
·       Apr 19 12:00 AM Sassy: ?
·       Apr 19 12:00 AM Kris: there are some “basics” that are always just going to be pleasurable and fun. so EVERYTHING doesn’t have to be “unique”…that’s too much pressure and “work”….
·       Apr 19 12:00 AM Sassy: I think of it as… my mind is a castle.
·       Apr 19 12:00 AM Kris: go on
·       Apr 19 12:01 AM Sassy: Parts of it have been walled off
·       Apr 19 12:01 AM Sassy: I am opening the doors… hell…entire new wings
·       Apr 19 12:01 AM Sassy: finding new things
·       Apr 19 12:02 AM Sassy: Remembering things… finding corners I never knew were there
·       Apr 19 12:03 AM Sassy: some I want to stay
·       Apr 19 12:03 AM Sassy: others I close the door and keep going
·       Apr 19 12:04 AM Sassy: Does that make any sense?
·       Apr 19 12:04 AM Kris: so with some things you don’t have to go in and “experience what’s in the room”  just can look in and know “nope….not this one”….
·       Apr 19 12:04 AM Kris: yes…it makes sense
·       Apr 19 12:06 AM Kris: has some “new” thing happened with me yet?
·       Apr 19 12:06 AM Sassy: The kissing al fresco
·       Apr 19 12:07 AM Kris: i should know what it means…but interpret “al fresco”
·       Apr 19 12:07 AM Sassy: outdoors
·       Apr 19 12:07 AM Kris: you like it…and it’s new?
·       Apr 19 12:07 AM Sassy: it literally means “in the open air”
·       Apr 19 12:08 AM Kris: i have a fantasy about it
·       Apr 19 12:08 AM Sassy: not to be confused with al dente, which is something else.  : )
·       Apr 19 12:08 AM Sassy: A fantasy?
·       Apr 19 12:09 AM Kris: yes..but first what is “al dente”?
·       Apr 19 12:10 AM Sassy: cooked so as to still be firm when bitten
·       Apr 19 12:11 AM Sassy: Usually applies to pasta or veggies
·       Apr 19 12:12 AM Kris: i know how to do that with excellence…my Italian grandmother helped raise us and i learned how to shut off the water before it was fully cooked…..so it didn’t get overcooked….and how to make sauce….i’ll bring some for you when we meet at your place… unless you don’t like pasta and meat sauce….
·       Apr 19 12:13 AM Sassy: I adore pasta and meat sauce… Italian sausage… hmmm
·       Apr 19 12:13 AM Kris: ok… back to my fantasy. it’s not “too fancy”…but i like thinking of it…ready?
·       Apr 19 12:14 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 19 12:14 AM Kris: ok…the next time i see you i hope i’m on my bike….
·       Apr 19 12:15 AM Kris: this is a little weird…but the truth of the matter is that when i go anyplace in full leather…it’s impossible for almost everyone to not “look” they can’t help it.
·       Apr 19 12:15 AM Kris: and when you’ve got an “old guy” who’s bald….
·       Apr 19 12:15 AM Kris: and has a white beard…and is dressed like a biker….
·       Apr 19 12:15 AM Kris: people “assume” a lot of things…like…”he’s been doing this for awhile”. and they “step away” a little but can’t help staring.
·       Apr 19 12:16 AM Kris: it the male version of a woman in a tight sweater and short dress….
·       Apr 19 12:16 AM Kris: there’s something “sexy” and “bad” and a little “wild” in it. and people can’t help looking….
·        Apr 19 12:17 AM Kris: so my fantasy is when we meet….
·       Apr 19 12:17 AM Kris: we hang out next to my bike….
·       Apr 19 12:17 AM Kris: it has four external speakers and we can put any music on we want…
·       Apr 19 12:18 AM Kris: and i’ll stand there and maybe sit on the bike parked…or stand next to it…and kiss and hug you…like we’ve been doing.
·       Apr 19 12:18 AM Kris: and then we’ll be “making a real scene”…..and people will be staring and smiling….because we’ll be “right out there” kissing and hugging with music playing….
·       Apr 19 12:18 AM Kris: and then watch out…
·       Apr 19 12:19 AM Sassy: mmm
·       Apr 19 12:19 AM Kris: because if i get in a “real mood” i’ll even start dancing with you…especially if you start to get a little embarrassed…that will just egg me on….because….honestly…..I don’t care…
·       Apr 19 12:19 AM Kris: what’s mmm?
·       Apr 19 12:20 AM Sassy: me humming
·       Apr 19 12:21 AM Kris: i bet it’s only the kissing and hugging…not my whole “weird scenario”….right?
·       Apr 19 12:21 AM Sassy: no… I get the whole thing
·       Apr 19 12:21 AM Sassy: It’s a little Walter Mitty
·       Apr 19 12:22 AM Kris: dumb question…who’s that?
·       Apr 19 12:23 AM Sassy: It’s a character… in a book I think… but definitely a movie
·       Apr 19 12:23 AM Sassy: About a shy quiet man who acts out
·       Apr 19 12:23 AM Sassy: Sort of like Clark Kent turning into Superman
·       Apr 19 12:24 AM Kris: omg…now you’re really busting them
·       Apr 19 12:24 AM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 19 12:25 AM Kris: which is a side of you i’m not sure is really there…..is it?…..do you “tease with sarcasm”?….or not so much
·       Apr 19 12:26 AM Sassy: I don’t use much sarcasm
·       Apr 19 12:26 AM Kris: but you were definitely “busting them” a little…right?
·       Apr 19 12:27 AM Sassy: Not really
·       Apr 19 12:28 AM Sassy: I am sending you a story a pal of mine wrote about sex on a bike
·       Apr 19 12:29 AM Kris: ok…but let me say this for the millionth time. You are so SWEET and NICE…..”nice” is kind of a lame word….but you are kind, and full of encouraging words, and positive, and make me feel special…and it’s genuine…and besides being so “nice” it’s very sexy and turns me on…just need to say that.
·       Apr 19 12:30 AM Kris: i’m remembering your eyes and face and how I “soaked it in”….and your pony tail….and no make up….and MMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 19 12:31 AM Kris: did you send it via email?
·       Apr 19 12:31 AM Sassy: Yes.
·       Apr 19 12:31 AM Sassy: You can read it later.
·       Apr 19 12:32 AM Kris: right.
·       Apr 19 12:32 AM Sassy: Or now… whatever. Not too long
·       Apr 19 12:32 AM Sassy: hot photos
·       Apr 19 12:32 AM Kris: later… I’ll read it later….
·       Apr 19 12:32 AM Sassy: You are getting the essence of who I am
·       Apr 19 12:32 AM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 19 12:32 AM Sassy: I’m nice
·       Apr 19 12:33 AM Kris: yes…you are….genuinely….
·       Apr 19 12:33 AM Kris: i’m going to start to say good night but want to ask a couple more things….
·       Apr 19 12:34 AM Sassy: Ok
·       Apr 19 12:36 AM Kris: so…..you have been so generous with all the time you’ve given me with chatting….and i don’t want to “wear you out”….but i really look forward to it…….tomorrow if you want to chat, text me and tell me.  otherwise i’ll assume it’s not a good time…but then if we don’t i was wondering if Sunday night would be good….or wait till Monday…that’s about it (and keep working on that calendar) : )
·       Apr 19 12:37 AM Kris: your turn
·       Apr 19 12:41 AM Sassy: I hope to text tomorrow. And Sunday!
·       Apr 19 12:42 AM Kris: Thump, thump….Thump, thump….literally…..if you put your hand on my chest you’d feel a rapid increase. worried a little what you’d say…..so “excited/relieved/happy” at your response. now I can say goodnight…..will you text me tomorrow?
·       Apr 19 12:43 AM Sassy: Yes indeed!
·       Apr 19 12:43 AM Kris: ok… have sweet, sweet dreams whatisyourname______________?
·       Apr 19 12:44 AM Kris: i mean…Sassy  : )
·       Apr 19 12:44 AM Sassy: Sleep well Kris
·       Apr 19 12:44 AM Kris: Mwah! Big hug too!
·       Apr 19 12:44 AM Sassy: Look down your body and see me
·       Apr 19 12:45 AM Sassy: bobbing up and down.
·       Apr 19 12:45 AM Kris: omg…stop it and work on that calendar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 19 12:45 AM Sassy: Nite nite
·       Apr 19 12:45 AM Kris: nite!!!