April 17, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Want you BADLY

Friday April 18, 2014

From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Friday, April 18, 2014 1:57 AM

Subject: can’t wait–your place asap

Hi Sassy,

If you want to try having sex at your place I don’t want to wait much longer. I really want you SO badly. I will “meet” you there any night except Thursday–because I have to work late on Thursdays. Other than that—any other night is fine. If we try it there and it’s “too weird” for me–then it will be on me to provide hotel rooms in the future.

I’m glad you talked to me about your financial situation. I’ve learned something about you. Your strategy for dealing with uncomfortable topics is avoidance. Your story you told me at Finale about your father embarrassing you gave me a “new understanding” of how you think–and what your likely responses will be to dealing with things you don’t want to. You just WON’T (unless gently “coaxed” to). That being said, you DID talk to me about something that’s uncomfortable for you–namely, money. Which makes me LIKE you–and WANT you–EVEN MORE.

So I want to have sex with you at your place asap. But I also want you to think about either Saturday, April 26th or Sunday, April 27th as days to spend as much of a whole day with you as possible at a hotel. I will find a hotel and pay for it—and food. My treat. That way if I get “weirded out” at your place—and it effects my “performance”–at least I’ll have “another chance” lined up.

Finally, I want you to let me “surprise” you again—-RIGHT NOW!!! The “surprise” is–I want to treat you to something you would really like—but wouldn’t spend on yourself. If you had a little extra spending money–what would you treat yourself to? Perfume, makeup, clothes, shoes, go to a show, concert—-what would you like to do? I treated a woman I met on AM to two expensive dinners and a night together at a Boston Holiday Pops Concert at Symphony Hall. The tickets to that concert alone were over $200. After that she wanted to have sex with me–but I didn’t want to. You have already had some sex with me—and I want to have more—LOTS more. Assuming, of course, it can get better and be really good for both of us.

If we can have really good sex together–get off and really enjoy each other–then I can see the “variety” of “meetings” getting broader. Some could be “short and quick and to the point”. Some could be more extended times together. Some could be like the other night—just being together—a kiss and hug goodnight. A variety. But right now I’m just REALLY HORNY and wanting to see what we can do sexually with each other.

So your place asap. And a hotel on either Sat, 4/26 or Sun, 4/27. My guess is you’ll probably say a Sunday is better–cuz Saturday’s a day to “get stuff done” that you can’t do as easily during the week. But either Sat. or Sun. would work for me.

Ok….these are all just “my ideas.” I want YOUR input and suggestions and what works for YOU. So counter with anything you like.

Finally, if I could know your real name just to use it in person–that would be nice. It seems weird to be invited to your home and bed–but not even know your real name. But, again, whatever you’re comfortable with. Could you be “Sassy” in all online communications–but let me say your real name in person? If you still would rather not—you knowing I want to respect all your comfort levels and boundaries is more important. That way you can keep trusting me–and not feeling pressured in any way.

I don’t want to get “too serious” here. But I can’t help REALLY LIKING–and WANTING you.

So what would you treat yourself to if you had a few extra bucks to spend on yourself? NO DODGING BY AVOIDING ANSWERING THIS QUESTION!!!!!!

Persistent/Frisky Kris

=====

Kris: I want you BADLY..read email….another surprise!….and no playing dodge ball (you’ll understand when you read email)…..Kris 2:02 AM

Kris: as u ponder crazy man’s email….add this to options….i have Monday off….if u do and have no other plans could b potential “hotel day”…..30-40 minutes north of u should b plenty available…..in spite of marathon…..unless u get into local festivities or have other plans…..Eager Beaver 9:06 AM

Me: You are so great to offer me these choices! I have work Monday and boss is out so I can’t call in. 🙁 I’m looking at my calendar, trying to figure it out 9:57 AM

=====

From: Sassy

To: Kris

Sent: Friday, April 18, 2014 10:07 AM,

Here’s a sight I thought you’d like to see!

[local landscape photo]

=====

Me: Sent a photo – check email [sent him a photo of pretty landscape I saw on the my way to work] 10:11 AM

Kris: And once again u have a compliment…..which I’m not used to and am beginning to believe u actually mean….makes me feel special ….lol. Take your time figuring out when to meet…don’t have any work today….may spend whole day doing yard work….have a big lawn…..taking care of it is expensive and time-consuming….sometimes feel like a slave on my own plantation….but mostly it’s a “pleasant diversion”…..gives my mind a rest…. HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY!!! 10:12 AM

Kris: ok…will check photo now 10:12 AM

=====

From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Friday, April 18, 2014 10:29 AM

Re: local sights

That photo made me laugh SO hard 😀 …..because I was expecting something else. If you say, “I thought you might” I don’t know if I’d believe you. But that’s a fun picture! Thanks!

(I was thinking of sending you some “other kinds” of pics—if you’d still want them. But if that’s not really your thing–that’s fine. Personally, I’m happy to wait till each time I see you—and let my imagination do the work in between.)

=====

Kris: omg….i laughed so hard…at myself…..tell me you have no idea why…..don’t say “i thought you’d think that”……that would be TOO MUCH…..u r so fun! 10:33 AM

Me: You thought it would be of me? and naughty? Glad I could give you a chuckle. 10:44 AM

Kris: yes! 10:45 AM

=====

· Apr 18 9:55 PM Kris: Hi! how was your day?

· Apr 18 9:59 PM Sassy: It rolled along. You?

· Apr 18 9:59 PM Kris: better…now that i’m talking to you… otherwise…bummed about loss of wife’s income…but thinking that maybe the sex gods put a woman in my path who knows how to have fun without a lot of money…

· Apr 18 10:00 PM Sassy: The Universe can be kind sometimes!

· Apr 18 10:01 PM Kris: i need all the kindness i can get…and you have plenty of it.

· Apr 18 10:04 PM Sassy: Yahoo is being flaky… grrr

· Apr 18 10:06 PM Kris: i thought maybe you were just silent….i was sitting here with a kind of “zoned out” blank brain—-about to ask you to help me out with whatever…..

· Apr 18 10:06 PM Sassy: sorry

· Apr 18 10:06 PM Kris: about what?

· Apr 18 10:08 PM Kris: is Yahoo the problem or internet connection in general?

=========

Kris: is internet down? 10:11 PM

Me: Nope. Just Yahoo tonight. Argh@ 10:13 PM

======

· Apr 18 10:13 PM Sassy: Yahoo tonight.

· Apr 18 10:13 PM Kris: i texted you to ask…has Yahoo been a problem before?

· Apr 18 10:14 PM Sassy: Every now and then.

· Apr 18 10:14 PM Sassy: It seem to be back for this moment!

· Apr 18 10:15 PM Kris: k……as i was saying before….brain a little mushy……talk to me about something you want to…

· Apr 18 10:15 PM Sassy: I am looking at roses and smiling

· Apr 18 10:16 PM Kris: good!

· Apr 18 10:16 PM Kris: do you ever dry the petals and keep them?

· Apr 18 10:21 PM Sassy: I did as a teenager

· Apr 18 10:23 PM Kris: stupid question…but just to look at?

======

Kris: temperamental IM? 10:24 PM

Me: Yup. Grrr 10:27 PM

Kris: i’m tempted to just call u but with my wife sitting right next to me might not b such a good idea…JUST KIDDING (bad joke) 10:30 PM

Kris: She’s on facebook….oblivious to me……doesn’t even ask about audible “whistle alert” when i get a text….i should figure out how to turn it off… 10:33 PM

Kris: I’d just say it’s our son….he texts me…. 10:35 PM

Kris: Want to try to chat tomorrow? if so…..good time range for u would b what? 10:37 PM

=====

· Apr 18 10:38 PM Kris: not having much luck here…sent you some texts….

· Apr 18 10:39 PM Sassy: Is this working now?

· Apr 18 10:40 PM Kris: well….i just got this message….and sent you some texts….

· Apr 18 10:40 PM Sassy: Not sure about tomorrow. I am taking my mom to lunch, doing her pills…

· Apr 18 10:40 PM Kris: what’s involved in doing her pills….what does that mean?

· Apr 18 10:41 PM Sassy: she takes 11 different meds. I put them into a daily pillbox for her

· Apr 18 10:41 PM Kris: wow!….that’s a lot of pills….is the pillbox for a week?

· Apr 18 10:41 PM Sassy: Yes.. morning. lunch and evening

· Apr 18 10:42 PM Kris: do u do it for her every week?

· Apr 18 10:42 PM Sassy: yes

· Apr 18 10:42 PM Kris: is she good about taking them…from the pill box?

· Apr 18 10:42 PM Sassy: mostly

· Apr 18 10:42 PM Kris: do you do it on the same day each week….on saturdays?

· Apr 18 10:43 PM Kris: is this down again?

· Apr 18 10:44 PM Sassy: Yes

· Apr 18 10:44 PM Kris: well….now it’s back…for the moment….

· Apr 18 10:45 PM Sassy: Yes. Every Saturday.

· Apr 18 10:46 PM Sassy: We do lunch and pills, sometimes go to the bank or the grocery

· Apr 18 10:49 PM Kris: is a Saturday “hotel meet” possible then? potentially on some occasion in the future? after you had done what you needed to with her?

· Apr 18 10:51 PM Kris: these delays are annoying…like watching paint dry….

=====

Me: Yahoo is killing me. 10:54 PM

=====

· Apr 18 10:56 PM Sassy: Am I back?

· Apr 18 10:56 PM Kris: yes

· Apr 18 10:57 PM Sassy: Yay!

· Apr 18 10:57 PM Sassy: I’ve been trying everything!

· Apr 18 10:57 PM Kris: no worries. not your fault

· Apr 18 10:58 PM

Sassy: It might work… can be tricky to time as I never know what she will need doing

· Apr 18 10:58 PM Kris: ok. so maybe a Sunday would be better?

· Apr 18 10:58 PM Sassy: in general yes

· Apr 18 10:59 PM Kris: ok

· Apr 18 10:59 PM Kris: you probably told me, but what r u doing for Easter?

· Apr 18 10:59 PM Sassy: going to my sister’s with the entire family

· Apr 18 10:59 PM Sassy: She hired a private chef

· Apr 18 10:59 PM Kris: yes…now i remember….

· Apr 18 11:00 PM Kris: forget if your “contentious” sister will be there too

· Apr 18 11:00 PM Sassy: Yup

· Apr 18 11:00 PM Kris: oh fun!

· Apr 18 11:00 PM Sassy: I try to sit at the other end of the table. : )

· Apr 18 11:00 PM Kris: lol

· Apr 18 11:01 PM Sassy: You having family over?

· Apr 18 11:01 PM Kris: one of my sister’s is famous for periodically “freaking out” at family occasions

· Apr 18 11:01 PM Kris: i’m going to my mother’s house in [a suburb]. do you know where that is?

· Apr 18 11:01 PM Sassy: Seems like every family has at least one!

· Apr 18 11:02 PM Sassy: Sort of… out near [another suburn]?

· Apr 18 11:02 PM Kris: yes….right next to that.

· Apr 18 11:04 PM Kris: all the local family will show up… pretty big crew

· Apr 18 11:04 PM Sassy: There’s an incredible Asian restaurant near there…

· Apr 18 11:05 PM Sassy: has Chinese, sushi

· Apr 18 11:05 PM Sassy: We have friends out there who took us

· Apr 18 11:06 PM Kris: Oh yes – mom likes watching the Patriots. so many a Sunday we’d pick up Chinese there….eat it with her and watch the game together…

· Apr 18 11:07 PM Sassy: : )

· Apr 18 11:09 PM Sassy: Hubby moved here from the midwest. His best friend came for our wedding.

· Apr 18 11:09 PM Sassy: Looked around and decided to move here.

· Apr 18 11:09 PM Sassy: Ended up with a boyfriend in that suburb.

· Apr 18 11:10 PM Kris: i’m confused….is his best friend a man or a woman?

· Apr 18 11:10 PM Sassy: A man

· Apr 18 11:11 PM Sassy: He came out here and… came out!

· Apr 18 11:11 PM Kris: ok…answered next question

· Apr 18 11:11 PM Sassy: It was so cool to see him be himself

· Apr 18 11:12 PM Kris: did he feel free because he had distance from people he wouldn’t want to have to deal with in the Midwest?

· Apr 18 11:12 PM Sassy: He felt free because people who are gay can be gay here.

· Apr 18 11:12 PM Sassy: Out there they still can’t

· Apr 18 11:14 PM Kris: i think it depends on the specific location….larger cities in general are more tolerant….rural and suburban “not so much”…..

· Apr 18 11:14 PM Sassy: his area… not

· Apr 18 11:14 PM Kris: one of my kids lived in S.F. for a while… nobody hiding anything there for sure!

· Apr 18 11:14 PM Sassy: Heh… no

· Apr 18 11:15 PM Sassy: I feel like a total alien when I visit the Midwest

· Apr 18 11:15 PM Sassy: It’s like… 50 years ago

· Apr 18 11:16 PM Kris: i have a lesbian couple i’m working with.

· Apr 18 11:16 PM Sassy: So cool that you can help them.

· Apr 18 11:18 PM Kris: there’s usually the “first 30 minutes” when i meet them… when they “come out” and watch my reaction. they watch it very carefully and astutely…to see if i’m going to be relaxed or “freak out”. i put them at ease very quickly…..pretty hard to “freak me out.” pretty much seen it all…except what i’m doing with you right now…..and hope to…..LOL

· Apr 18 11:20 PM Sassy: We aren’t doing anything… bats eyelashes… just chatting…

· Apr 18 11:21 PM Kris: now we aren’t…but I’ve got high hopes for lots of naughty fun. speaking of which….keep working on that calendar of yours…

· Apr 18 11:21 PM Sassy: There are a number of moving pieces I am trying to nail down

· Apr 18 11:22 PM Kris: understand

· Apr 18 11:22 PM Sassy: Sorry… I know you’re hard and need relief. : )

· Apr 18 11:22 PM Kris: more than a little….

· Apr 18 11:23 PM Sassy: And I have these empty spaces that need filling

· Apr 18 11:23 PM Kris: what do you mean?

· Apr 18 11:23 PM Sassy: my arms… my mouth…

· Apr 18 11:23 PM Kris: oh!!!!!!!!! ready and able.

· Apr 18 11:24 PM Kris: was working on the lawn today…on the tractor….thinking of saying goodbye to you the other night…..

· Apr 18 11:24 PM Kris: kissing you….your “humming”

· Apr 18 11:25 PM Kris: your aggressive pressing up against me….hugging me….

· Apr 18 11:25 PM Kris: made me smile.

· Apr 18 11:26 PM Sassy: I don’t know what happens around you. I turn into a total hussy! And break rules…You are like a sexy magnet

· Apr 18 11:27 PM Kris: i have a feeling it comes quite “natural” to you…..and others have been “blessed with your charms” in the same ways….wink

· Apr 18 11:27 PM Kris: like i said before…

· Apr 18 11:27 PM Kris: your appetite makes me look good…whether i am or not…really helps me out….lol

· Apr 18 11:28 PM Kris: and it really turns me on…that you like sex the way you do…..

· Apr 18 11:29 PM Kris: your turn (if this is still working)…..

· Apr 18 11:30 PM Sassy: I have not been this way with others

· Apr 18 11:30 PM Sassy: I never do anything outside or in public!

· Apr 18 11:30 PM Sassy: You make me forget all that

· Apr 18 11:30 PM Sassy: Just you and me and… whee!

· Apr 18 11:31 PM Kris: don’t get mad…but is that true?

· Apr 18 11:31 PM Sassy: Yup

· Apr 18 11:31 PM Kris: ok….hmmmmm…..wonder why?

· Apr 18 11:31 PM Sassy: Did your mother ever call you your full name! when you were in trouble?

· Apr 18 11:32 PM Kris: no….why do you ask?

· Apr 18 11:32 PM Sassy: I’ve been thinking about the name thing

· Apr 18 11:32 PM Sassy: You think being able to know and use my first name is… better… more intimate?

· Apr 18 11:32 PM Kris: yes

· Apr 18 11:33 PM Sassy: I associate that name with the dull, demure woman who has too many burdens.

· Apr 18 11:33 PM

Sassy: Sassy is the special, secret sexy one you want to call forth

· Apr 18 11:34 PM Sassy: Probably sound nuts to you

· Apr 18 11:35 PM Kris: so when you’re getting me off and i use your real name all of a sudden you’re going to “shut down?” I think I could “retrain” you to think of your real name as sexy…at least with me.

· Apr 18 11:35 PM Sassy: High wall to climb

· Apr 18 11:35 PM Sassy: Besides… you already know it.

· Apr 18 11:36 PM Sassy: I always screw up telling stories

· Apr 18 11:36 PM Kris: shit…i missed it…unless it’s in writing someplace. i’ll go back over every single conversation on here if i have to. i’m really good at research.

· Apr 18 11:37 PM Kris: was it the other night?

· Apr 18 11:37 PM Sassy: At the 99

· Apr 18 11:38 PM Kris: omg……i’ll never recall that…..

· Apr 18 11:38 PM Sassy: heh

· Apr 18 11:38 PM Kris: how can i remember…..if i remembered i’d know it now!

· Apr 18 11:38 PM Sassy: Just wait for me to screw up again. : )

· Apr 18 11:39 PM Kris: LOL really hard…and a little annoyed…but only slightly…LOL again.

· Apr 18 11:40 PM Sassy: my real name calls forth my worries… my job, my husband, my mother, the projects, the car payments…

· Apr 18 11:40 PM Sassy: Sassy calls forth… sex

· Apr 18 11:41 PM Sassy: Sort of like a football player’s nickname

· Apr 18 11:41 PM Sassy: Have other women told you their names?

· Apr 18 11:42 PM Kris: so if i say….omg _________, that feels so good, OHHHHHH….that feels SO good……keep doing that……..oh my GOD! ____________….you’re going to be thinking about being “demure and worried”?????

· Apr 18 11:42 PM Kris: yes…every other woman…..

· Apr 18 11:42 PM Kris: you’re the first who hasn’t….

· Apr 18 11:43 PM Sassy: do you talk in your sleep?

· Apr 18 11:43 PM Sassy: you knew their entire name?

· Apr 18 11:44 PM Kris: no….you’re funny. the way you worry about me getting caught. I’M NOT GOING TO GET CAUGHT

· Apr 18 11:44 PM Kris: no….just their first…but then i didn’t get to really do much for long either.

· Apr 18 11:46 PM Kris: usually women on AM will tell me their real first names immediately after i tell them mine…which is usually in my very first message….i say, my name is: [Kris]. There’s got to be a billion men with my name in the world…so what if they know my first name….or I know theirs?

· Apr 18 11:47 PM Sassy: I like being mysterious… exotic

· Apr 18 11:48 PM Kris: you will be…even after you tell me your real first name .(even if it’s by accident)

· Apr 18 11:48 PM Sassy: think of it as my stage name. : )

· Apr 18 11:49 PM Kris: yes…i understand. but therein lies my problem…i don’t want an “actor.” HOWEVER…

· Apr 18 11:49 PM Kris: i do understand what you’re saying…and there are some things I do that do the same thing for me.

· Apr 18 11:49 PM Kris: like wearing my leather…riding my bike….

· Apr 18 11:50 PM Kris: put my riding gloves on and rolling down the window and blasting the radio…even when it’s cold out.

· Apr 18 11:50 PM Kris: it “changes me”. puts me in a “mood”

· Apr 18 11:50 PM Kris: but I can still be me….just a little “different me”

· Apr 18 11:51 PM Kris: YOU change me dramatically. and knowing your real name won’t change that.

· Apr 18 11:51 PM Kris: you “mesmerize” me when you kiss me…

· Apr 18 11:51 PM Kris: i feel like i’m in a trance…

· Apr 18 11:52 PM Kris: i lose my sense of where i am….i don’t care if i’m in public……which is completely unlike anything i’ve ever done or felt before with anyone…including my wife.

· Apr 18 11:52 PM Kris: sorry. blabbing on…if this is still working… your turn…

· Apr 18 11:53 PM Sassy: I am on the same wavelength.

· Apr 18 11:53 PM Kris: meaning?

· Apr 18 11:54 PM Sassy: the trance… the world shrinking down to you and me and lips and hands and heady stuff!

· Apr 18 11:55 PM Kris: i don’t mean to say this again…but since you’ve had a lot more experience with this than me….just find it hard to believe you haven’t felt that way or done this before.

· Apr 18 11:55 PM Sassy: Have confidence in your uniqueness

· Apr 18 11:56 PM Kris: ok….i’ll just have to take you at your word…….and then that experience leads me to further fantasies….about being in public……kissing more…..hugging more……not caring……are these the seeds of some kind of “exhibitionism”?

· Apr 18 11:57 PM Sassy: Is it fun to think they are?

· Apr 18 11:58 PM Kris: kind of…..like….so what if you learned to like something different than you’ve done before…..that’s what i’ve been saying i wanted with this whole “sex thing” from the beginning. right…just not “more of the same” all the time…

· Apr 18 11:59 PM Kris: on the other hand….

· Apr 19 12:00 AM Sassy: ?

· Apr 19 12:00 AM Kris: there are some “basics” that are always just going to be pleasurable and fun. so EVERYTHING doesn’t have to be “unique”…that’s too much pressure and “work”….

· Apr 19 12:00 AM Sassy: I think of it as… my mind is a castle.

· Apr 19 12:00 AM Kris: go on

· Apr 19 12:01 AM Sassy: Parts of it have been walled off

· Apr 19 12:01 AM Sassy: I am opening the doors… hell…entire new wings

· Apr 19 12:01 AM Sassy: finding new things

· Apr 19 12:02 AM Sassy: Remembering things… finding corners I never knew were there

· Apr 19 12:03 AM Sassy: some I want to stay

· Apr 19 12:03 AM Sassy: others I close the door and keep going

· Apr 19 12:04 AM Sassy: Does that make any sense?

· Apr 19 12:04 AM Kris: so with some things you don’t have to go in and “experience what’s in the room” just can look in and know “nope….not this one”….

· Apr 19 12:04 AM Kris: yes…it makes sense

· Apr 19 12:06 AM Kris: has some “new” thing happened with me yet?

· Apr 19 12:06 AM Sassy: The kissing al fresco

· Apr 19 12:07 AM Kris: i should know what it means…but interpret “al fresco”

· Apr 19 12:07 AM Sassy: outdoors

· Apr 19 12:07 AM Kris: you like it…and it’s new?

· Apr 19 12:07 AM Sassy: it literally means “in the open air”

· Apr 19 12:08 AM Kris: i have a fantasy about it

· Apr 19 12:08 AM Sassy: not to be confused with al dente, which is something else. : )

· Apr 19 12:08 AM Sassy: A fantasy?

· Apr 19 12:09 AM Kris: yes..but first what is “al dente”?

· Apr 19 12:10 AM Sassy: cooked so as to still be firm when bitten

· Apr 19 12:11 AM Sassy: Usually applies to pasta or veggies

· Apr 19 12:12 AM Kris: i know how to do that with excellence…my Italian grandmother helped raise us and i learned how to shut off the water before it was fully cooked…..so it didn’t get overcooked….and how to make sauce….i’ll bring some for you when we meet at your place… unless you don’t like pasta and meat sauce….

· Apr 19 12:13 AM Sassy: I adore pasta and meat sauce… Italian sausage… hmmm

· Apr 19 12:13 AM Kris: ok… back to my fantasy. it’s not “too fancy”…but i like thinking of it…ready?

· Apr 19 12:14 AM Sassy: Yes

· Apr 19 12:14 AM Kris: ok…the next time i see you i hope i’m on my bike….

· Apr 19 12:15 AM Kris: this is a little weird…but the truth of the matter is that when i go anyplace in full leather…it’s impossible for almost everyone to not “look” they can’t help it.

· Apr 19 12:15 AM Kris: and when you’ve got an “old guy” who’s bald….

· Apr 19 12:15 AM Kris: and has a white beard…and is dressed like a biker….

· Apr 19 12:15 AM Kris: people “assume” a lot of things…like…”he’s been doing this for awhile”. and they “step away” a little but can’t help staring.

· Apr 19 12:16 AM Kris: it the male version of a woman in a tight sweater and short dress….

· Apr 19 12:16 AM Kris: there’s something “sexy” and “bad” and a little “wild” in it. and people can’t help looking….

· Apr 19 12:17 AM Kris: so my fantasy is when we meet….

· Apr 19 12:17 AM Kris: we hang out next to my bike….

· Apr 19 12:17 AM Kris: it has four external speakers and we can put any music on we want…

· Apr 19 12:18 AM Kris: and i’ll stand there and maybe sit on the bike parked…or stand next to it…and kiss and hug you…like we’ve been doing.

· Apr 19 12:18 AM Kris: and then we’ll be “making a real scene”…..and people will be staring and smiling….because we’ll be “right out there” kissing and hugging with music playing….

· Apr 19 12:18 AM Kris: and then watch out…

· Apr 19 12:19 AM Sassy: mmm

· Apr 19 12:19 AM Kris: because if i get in a “real mood” i’ll even start dancing with you…especially if you start to get a little embarrassed…that will just egg me on….because….honestly…..I don’t care…

· Apr 19 12:19 AM Kris: what’s mmm?

· Apr 19 12:20 AM Sassy: me humming

· Apr 19 12:21 AM Kris: i bet it’s only the kissing and hugging…not my whole “weird scenario”….right?

· Apr 19 12:21 AM Sassy: no… I get the whole thing

· Apr 19 12:21 AM Sassy: It’s a little Walter Mitty

· Apr 19 12:22 AM Kris: dumb question…who’s that?

· Apr 19 12:23 AM Sassy: It’s a character… in a book I think… but definitely a movie

· Apr 19 12:23 AM Sassy: About a shy quiet man who acts out

· Apr 19 12:23 AM Sassy: Sort of like Clark Kent turning into Superman

· Apr 19 12:24 AM Kris: omg…now you’re really busting them

· Apr 19 12:24 AM Kris: LOL

· Apr 19 12:25 AM Kris: which is a side of you i’m not sure is really there…..is it?…..do you “tease with sarcasm”?….or not so much

· Apr 19 12:26 AM Sassy: I don’t use much sarcasm

· Apr 19 12:26 AM Kris: but you were definitely “busting them” a little…right?

· Apr 19 12:27 AM Sassy: Not really

· Apr 19 12:28 AM Sassy: I am sending you a story a pal of mine wrote about sex on a bike

· Apr 19 12:29 AM Kris: ok…but let me say this for the millionth time. You are so SWEET and NICE…..”nice” is kind of a lame word….but you are kind, and full of encouraging words, and positive, and make me feel special…and it’s genuine…and besides being so “nice” it’s very sexy and turns me on…just need to say that.

· Apr 19 12:30 AM Kris: i’m remembering your eyes and face and how I “soaked it in”….and your pony tail….and no make up….and MMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 19 12:31 AM Kris: did you send it via email?

· Apr 19 12:31 AM Sassy: Yes.

· Apr 19 12:31 AM Sassy: You can read it later.

· Apr 19 12:32 AM Kris: right.

· Apr 19 12:32 AM Sassy: Or now… whatever. Not too long

· Apr 19 12:32 AM Sassy: hot photos

· Apr 19 12:32 AM Kris: later… I’ll read it later….

· Apr 19 12:32 AM Sassy: You are getting the essence of who I am

· Apr 19 12:32 AM Kris: meaning?

· Apr 19 12:32 AM Sassy: I’m nice

· Apr 19 12:33 AM Kris: yes…you are….genuinely….

· Apr 19 12:33 AM Kris: i’m going to start to say good night but want to ask a couple more things….

· Apr 19 12:34 AM Sassy: Ok

· Apr 19 12:36 AM Kris: so…..you have been so generous with all the time you’ve given me with chatting….and i don’t want to “wear you out”….but i really look forward to it…….tomorrow if you want to chat, text me and tell me. otherwise i’ll assume it’s not a good time…but then if we don’t i was wondering if Sunday night would be good….or wait till Monday…that’s about it (and keep working on that calendar) : )

· Apr 19 12:37 AM Kris: your turn

· Apr 19 12:41 AM Sassy: I hope to text tomorrow. And Sunday!

· Apr 19 12:42 AM Kris: Thump, thump….Thump, thump….literally…..if you put your hand on my chest you’d feel a rapid increase. worried a little what you’d say…..so “excited/relieved/happy” at your response. now I can say goodnight…..will you text me tomorrow?

· Apr 19 12:43 AM Sassy: Yes indeed!

· Apr 19 12:43 AM Kris: ok… have sweet, sweet dreams whatisyourname______________?

· Apr 19 12:44 AM Kris: i mean…Sassy : )

· Apr 19 12:44 AM Sassy: Sleep well Kris

· Apr 19 12:44 AM Kris: Mwah! Big hug too!

· Apr 19 12:44 AM Sassy: Look down your body and see me

· Apr 19 12:45 AM Sassy: bobbing up and down.

· Apr 19 12:45 AM Kris: omg…stop it and work on that calendar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 19 12:45 AM Sassy: Nite nite

· Apr 19 12:45 AM Kris: nite!!!

April 17, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Fat-bottomed girls

Thursday April 17, 2014

Kris: one line goes literally like this: “Fat-bottom girls they make the rockin’ world go round”…followed by loudly yelling/singing: “…Get on your bikes and ride!!!!” Not talkin’ bikes here…”Meet?”..any or ALL (i’m up for “binge ravaging” u if u let me) on the following: Fri (tomorrow), Sat (marathon if possible), Tues-4/22, Thur-4/23, Fri-4/24 7:05 AM

Kris: wrong dates on some….meant: Thurs-4/24, Fri-4/25…..More….(HUNGRY)…Sat-4/26, Sun-4/27……email if easier….prefer Sat or Sun….but will take it all….whatever u want….are up for…..horny all dude really wants YOU! 7:17 AM

Kris: meant horny old dudu…..thanks for saying i’m not old (liar–but so sweet and nice)…smile 7:19 AM

Kris: dude…NOT dudu….lol (though some may call me that) 7:21 AM

Me: Good morning! My, my…what a way to wake up. It’s lovely to be wanted. Will check my calendar! 8:10 AM

Kris: wanted BADLY….. 8:14 AM

=====

Kris: Adore the lyrics – NO THIN BITCHES NOT INTERESTED IN BALD OLD MEN NEED APPLY

“I’ve been singing with my band Across the water, across the land

I’ve seen every blue eyed floozy on the way (hey)

But their beauty and their style Went kind of smooth after a while

Take me to them naughty ladies every time C’mon!

Hey, listen here

Now I got mortgages and homes

And I got stiffness in the bones

Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)

Oh, but I still get my pleasure Still get my greatest treasure

Heap big woman you done made a big man of me (now get this)

Oh (I know), you gonna take me home tonight (please)

Oh, down beside that red fire light

Oh, you gonna let it all hang out

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Get on your bikes and ride!”

Queen: “Fat Bottomed Girls” 10:54 AM

=====

Me: Having Italian wedding soup for lunch. Remembering last night… 2:20 PM

Kris: hmmmmm….leave a little on your lips so i can taste 2:22 PM

Me: I like the balls. Meatballs… 2:22 PM

Kris: naughty girl….r u humming in pleasure? makes me laugh and mesmerizes me at same time. in car, was going to take power nap….wish my head was on your bare breasts…..u gently stroking head/hair……mmmm….2:29 PM

=====

Kris: home at 10:30…..off Fri-Sun. could pretend to get in day of Spring skiing….while exploring “other slopes” (wink) on Sat (devilish grin). 4:12 PM

=====

Kris: bike’s fixed!!! Yeah, baby! “Get on your bikes and ride!” (Queen)…… (Although I feel like an idiot cuz I did burn out the clutch by dragging it in high gears. They said it might not b covered by mfg warranty cuz H-D considers burned clutch a “maintenance issue”—but if mfg wouldn’t cover it they (Manchester H-D dealer) wouldn’t charge me. They didn’t make me feel like the idiot I am. Were very nice about it. I can share this with u…and believe u actually give a flying f 6:26 PM

Me: Yay for fixed bike! And no cost. 6:28 PM

Kris: …and believe u actually give a flying f#@%…..makes u special…. 6:29 PM

Kris: Thanks! 6:29 PM

Kris: where r u? 6:30 PM

Me: home 6:30 PM

Kris: shit just hit the fan…wife may have lost job….can we chat at 10:30? 6:45 PM

Me: Oh no! That’s awful! Sure thing. 6:45 PM

Kris: k….later then…..SHIT!!!!! (sorry) 6:47 PM

Me: Don’t be sorry. I got laid off once. It is a huge thing. 6:55 PM

Kris: thanks. expect you’ll b as great as you’ve been. besides general burden….puts big dent in fun money….hopefully we (u & me) can figure something out. will talk about it later. 6:59 PM

========

· Apr 17 10:43 PM Kris: Hi–sorry it’s late…

· Apr 17 10:43 PM Sassy: No worries.

· Apr 17 10:45 PM Kris: so a thousand thoughts….now stuck….

· Apr 17 10:45 PM Sassy: : (

· Apr 17 10:46 PM Sassy: she needs you?

· Apr 17 10:46 PM Kris: no….stuck for words with you

· Apr 17 10:46 PM Sassy: why?

· Apr 17 10:47 PM Sassy: You can say whatever.

· Apr 17 10:47 PM Kris: want to be with you…wondering when next… worried about money

· Apr 17 10:47 PM Sassy: Don’t worry. We’ll figure it out.

· Apr 17 10:47 PM Kris: ok

· Apr 17 10:49 PM Kris: i’m not usually at a loss for words (case you haven’t noticed)….i’ll get there in a couple of minutes…start with something on your mind….

· Apr 17 10:50 PM Sassy: Still basking in your attention from last night

· Apr 17 10:50 PM Kris: you liked it?

· Apr 17 10:50 PM Sassy: So so much

· Apr 17 10:50 PM Kris: you know what I was thinking about that?

· Apr 17 10:51 PM Sassy: What?

· Apr 17 10:51 PM Kris: I was thinking that it did for me what I was hoping it would…which was…

· Apr 17 10:52 PM Kris: I wanted to “take you in” more—-what you look like—-your mannerisms—-I wanted to kind of “stamp you in my head” better…..

· Apr 17 10:52 PM Kris: and it worked…because…

· Apr 17 10:52 PM Kris: today I could recall your face and certain little mannerisms you have very clearly….

· Apr 17 10:53 PM Sassy: Why did last night make that happen, as opposed to the two other times?

· Apr 17 10:54 PM Kris: i don’t know. i was very relaxed and paying attention without worrying about anything…and you seemed a little more relaxed to me too….so i could pay attention to “little things” better.

· Apr 17 10:54 PM Kris: i thought it was so great that you didn’t freak out and liked what i did…

· Apr 17 10:55 PM Sassy: It was very different, special… fun!

· Apr 17 10:55 PM Kris: so i was also thinking how it’s very different than the “casual sex” you’re used to…and i’m trying to figure that piece out too…..

· Apr 17 10:55 PM Kris: cuz i want the sex to be good and fun…and find that “balance” we talked about a little

· Apr 17 10:57 PM Kris: when i was pissed off right up to coming home I was fantasizing having “angry sex”…hard and fast and a little rough but not hurting…..a weird kind of “comfort sex” when you’re pissed….ever have that?

· Apr 17 10:58 PM Sassy: Don’t get pissed much… can’t recall ever

· Apr 17 10:59 PM Kris: but it passes and isn’t what i prefer…..but was thinking about spending a long time playing….versus “a quick encounter”…….

· Apr 17 11:00 PM Kris: anyhow….i’m probably not making any sense…..i know what i’d like to do next with you…..do you have thoughts about that…..been able to think about when?

· Apr 17 11:00 PM Sassy: Hard to say.

· Apr 17 11:00 PM Kris: oh?

· Apr 17 11:01 PM Sassy: Have to work tomorrow

· Apr 17 11:01 PM Sassy: Saturday I have to be with my mom

· Apr 17 11:01 PM Sassy: Sunday is Easter stuff

· Apr 17 11:02 PM Kris: well…that’s a start… what can’t work….

· Apr 17 11:03 PM Sassy: next week looks calmer

· Apr 17 11:03 PM Sassy: only thing so far is Tuesday night with mom

· Apr 17 11:04 PM Kris: I would prefer a weekend day when we can spend more time together…the next time we meet…for sex. but i don’’t know if i could resist not “dropping by” in some way just to see you again somehow…but haven’t thought it through at all……

· Apr 17 11:04 PM Kris: were you serious about “giving me a tour” of your area sometime?

· Apr 17 11:04 PM Sassy: Sure

· Apr 17 11:05 PM Kris: what are your thoughts about a weekend day—as opposed to a weeknight—–do you have a preference—for having sex?

· Apr 17 11:06 PM Sassy: Either seems fine.

· Apr 17 11:06 PM Kris: not too tired on a weeknight?

· Apr 17 11:06 PM Sassy: depends

· Apr 17 11:07 PM Kris: just on what happens on any given day?

· Apr 17 11:07 PM Sassy: Yes. Weekends seem slightly better

· Apr 17 11:08 PM Kris: i’m thinking weekends to start until we figure out how we do together…what we do….what works….what doesn’t…getting over nervousness…having a little more time and “room” to get used to each other and learn how to please each other. does that make sense?

· Apr 17 11:09 PM Sassy: Sure. Sounds fantastic!

· Apr 17 11:11 PM Kris: i was thinking on the money end of things that one of the best websites i’ve found is hotwire.com—–they often have 40-50% discounts on decent hotels—the only thing is you don’t know the specific hotel until after you’ve booked it—but they tell you the general categories of types of hotels. like i found a 3-star in Tewksbury/Lowell area for $60 ($74 including taxes)…..if we split the cost it would be $37 each….is that something you could do?

· Apr 17 11:12 PM Sassy: I was thinking about you coming here.

· Apr 17 11:12 PM Sassy: If that wouldn’t be too strange

· Apr 17 11:14 PM Kris: I was thinking about that too. i don’t know. I guess i would be willing to try it. In my head it seems “weird”—-but in fact it might not be. I guess i’m open to trying…but I think I would prefer to at least have one more time in a hotel room with you. even if I had to pay for it myself….then after that I could try it at your place……would that be ok?

· Apr 17 11:14 PM Sassy: That makes sense.

· Apr 17 11:15 PM Kris: i mean…we did “some things” the last time. but now I’m “all in” (literally)…and just don’t want it to be “weird” and reduce the likelihood of being nervous

· Apr 17 11:15 PM Sassy: Money is a tricky topic for me.

· Apr 17 11:16 PM Kris: ok…talk to me about it

· Apr 17 11:16 PM Sassy: I can do a lot to reduce expenses

· Apr 17 11:17 PM Kris: what do you mean?

· Apr 17 11:18 PM Sassy: Ugh… I don’t usually admit all this to anyone

· Apr 17 11:19 PM Kris: that’s ok…i have some “confessions” i’ll tell you too

· Apr 17 11:19 PM Sassy: I don’t make good money.

· Apr 17 11:19 PM Sassy: I can get by most of the time.

· Apr 17 11:20 PM Sassy: But if something comes up I have to take money from my family. I HATE being that person.

· Apr 17 11:20 PM Sassy: So I don’t shop – no shoes, no clothes, no jewelry, no perfume, no make-up

· Apr 17 11:21 PM Sassy: I don’t collect anything

· Apr 17 11:21 PM Sassy: I clip coupons

· Apr 17 11:21 PM Sassy: I had my first hair cut in 3.5 years last week

· Apr 17 11:21 PM Sassy: I don’t travel

· Apr 17 11:21 PM Kris: wait…you can tell me everything…but question

· Apr 17 11:22 PM Kris: you didn’t get hour haircut because you couldn’t afford it?

· Apr 17 11:22 PM Sassy: It’s a mixture of things… but I try not to spend any money on myself.

· Apr 17 11:23 PM Sassy: If I am very careful I can make things balance out, go to a nice restaurant now and then

· Apr 17 11:25 PM Sassy: I don’t want you to spend a lot of money on me. I’m into presence, not presents.

· Apr 17 11:25 PM Kris: i don’t make much money either….but don’t know what you consider “not much money”….i only make about $[dedacted]k/year….and wife makes only about $[redacted]k/year part-time. Don’t know if you consider that “a lot” or “not much”—–it’s all

· Apr 17 11:25 PM Sassy: And I certainly will never ask you for any money

· Apr 17 11:25 PM Kris: it’s all “relative”….

· Apr 17 11:25 PM Sassy: Sure

· Apr 17 11:25 PM Kris: LOL. I’m not worried about you asking me for money!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 17 11:26 PM Sassy: Phew

· Apr 17 11:27 PM Kris: I’ve had to borrow money from my mother at times—I also hate to do it…but my mother knows how it feels- 3she had to do it and hated it many years ago—when she was younger

· Apr 17 11:27 PM Kris: we all want to be independent…and not a “burden” to others, but things don’t always work the way we hoped

· Apr 17 11:28 PM Kris: so we do what we can

· Apr 17 11:28 PM Sassy: I had the fancy job, with lots of money, bought my own condo, but had no life

· Apr 17 11:29 PM Kris: go on

· Apr 17 11:30 PM Sassy: So when I got laid off, I had to re-jigger everything, take a big cut. So I’m used to figuring ways to have fun for very little money

· Apr 17 11:34 PM Kris: i’m fine with that….except i’m trying to figure out how we’re going to define “fun sex”……because this is more new to me than to you….

· Apr 17 11:34 PM Kris: so you understand what i’m saying…i’m not sure i’m making sense.

· Apr 17 11:35 PM Sassy: You do!

· Apr 17 11:35 PM Kris: I do what?

· Apr 17 11:35 PM Sassy: Make sense.

· Apr 17 11:36 PM Kris: ok…phew….

· Apr 17 11:37 PM Sassy: I’m fading… can we talk more tomorrow?

· Apr 17 11:38 PM Kris: yes….thank you….nite Sassy!

· Apr 17 11:38 PM Sassy: Mwah!

· Apr 17 11:38 PM Kris: Mwah back!

· Apr 17 11:39 PM Sassy: Sweet dreams Kris

· Apr 17 11:39 PM Kris: Sweet sexy dreams Sassy

April 16, 2015 by Sassy Girl