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Sexiest grandad

Monday, April 14, 2014

Kris: Another grandchild is arriving today via scheduled C-section…..daughter in the midwest. Just went to Harley dealer to schedule bike pick up to get fixed (Arrrghhh!)…..and u may get results today….life goes on…..have a great day! 9:24 AM

Me: Wow! You are the sexiest granddad! I have weekly staff mtg 12 noon, prep for huge reception tomorrow. Whee! Enjoy this weather for me! Mwah! 9:33 AM

Kris: Mwah! ….back at ya…. 😉 9:37 AM

Kris: It’s a girl!….granddaughter just arrived….makes me feel a little old….but not quite ready for a rocker yet….got some other things i wanna rock some more first…wink, smooch 10:16 AM

Me: Congrats! That is so cool. 11:48 AM

Kris: Thanks!…..hope your meeting and day goes well! 11:52 AM

Kris: Bike b’in picked up to b fixed….know you’re not a fan…..but need someone to share my second biggest “fun, dirty little secret” with…if u won’t play on it (no–not that–the bike)….at least u can let me “show it off” to u…..and u could b my cheerleader…..big impish grin (grandpa’s fun to play with & does more than read stories)…Who wants to go for a ride on Grandpa’s Harley?!? Line up kids!!! 1:54 PM

Me: I think bikes are sexy! And I am glad to hear and cheer about it! 4:35 PM

Kris: You are SO SWEET…AND “sassy.”…..speaking of which keep the lube for me if not for u…there’s a little soreness in my “derriere” Z( 5:21 PM

Kris: ….where some naughty lady was poking around…so all day long i’m reminded of her while i’m sitting…..lol 5:24 PM

Me: Oh no! I’m so sorry! I got carried away. I promise to do better! 5:34 PM

Me: I am having a few twinges too…nice reminders that Sunday was special. 5:35 PM

Kris: No need to b sorry…hope “twinges” aren’t from rubbing one spot too much/hard…..but probably are….i feel like we can “talk & teach”….what works & doesn’t….which is so cool….want to know what really gets u going…..maybe through chatting u can b my “online professor”….i’ll write a book about it: “Private Lessons with Ms. S.”…..chuckle 6:55 PM

Me: Har har… not my clit! Muscles… not sure why. Yeah…practicing, adjusting… all fun! 7:10 PM

Kris: U just make me SMILE….going in to workout (hereto or couple hours 7:42 PM

Kris: Oops…last message sposed to say…..goin in to workout (heretofore known to thee as “w o”) for couple hours…home after 10…..if i ding u to chat and u don’t want to…..u can tell me…..i’m VERY relaxed…..trust u….. 7:52 PM


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Meet #2 – Afternoon delight

Sunday, April 13, 2014

He invited me out for lunch. My STD tests had not come back so we were holding off any serious sexy stuff.

Meeting at my car
I met him at the Ninety Nine at Four Corners in Woburn. He was impressed that I picked somewhere in the burbs so he wouldn’t have to drive all the way into Boston. We had a long smooch leaning against my car in the back parking lot. He had on full motorcycle regalia – leather jacket, black gloves, boots and chaps! He told me in an email at 3 AM that he dreamed of me unzipping his jacket, unbuttoning his shirt, finding out he was not wearing his customary undershirt, and being able to play with his chest hair and nipples. I read it over several times and followed it to the letter! The look on his face was priceless. It is so fun to see him smile!

Lunch
I was starving, so we went in to eat. We had fun talking, sitting in a big booth, holding hands, talking over the menu. We both got the french onion soup. He had a 6 oz steak – another bad boy behavior for him who rarely eats red meat. I had the chicken pot pie special. It was delicious! Perhaps the best crust I’ve ever tasted. Little desserts came free on their “Three course meal deal” so he got some mocha thing and I had the chocolate cake, about three bites. He was super-nice to the waitstaff in a way that let them know he saw them as people and appreciated them. He is a nice man.

A surprise
Then he surprised me. He said quite bluntly, “Were you planning for us to go out to your car and make out?” I smiled. He asked, “What if we got a hotel instead? Much more comfortable!” He came over to sit next to me on my side of the table, cuddling against me in the most amazing way, rubbing my back… heaven to touch-stared me! We huddled over my mobile phone, picking a hotel, mapping the route. We agreed to meet there in 10 minutes. Whee! My frugal side balked at getting a room when we only had a little while, and before my test results were back, but he seemed determined.

My GPS wasn’t talking to me, so I kept having to glance at it. I made two wrong turns but came out where I was supposed to be, at the Comfort Inn right next to the highway!

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Me: Here at hotel. Check in and text me a room #? 2:50 PM
Kris: k 2:54 PM
Kris: here too 2:55 PM
Kris: checking in…king bed….for Queen Sassy 2:57 PM
Kris: 207 2:58 PM
Me: On my way! 2:58 PM
Kris: ooh baby baby 2:59 PM

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At the hotel
I went inside, took the elevator up. He had left the door ajar so I knocked and went on it.

He was lying on the bed looking quite smug. I put down my keys and phone, turned around and he was right there, hugging… kissing. With my clogs on I felt too tall, so I kicked those off, and sat down to take off my socks. He sat beside me and started unbuttoning my top, He stared at my cleavage, then stuck his tongue between my breasts. That started me tingling! He pulled me down on the bed and rolled close to me, pulling my bra up and tasting my nipples. He tore off his shirt and I sat up to take off mine and my bra. He helped me take off my pants and panties! He took off the rest of his clothes. No underwear! Commando man!

I stared at his body. Very nice. Skinny! Muscles! I pulled back the bedspread and we collapsed together on the sheets. He kissed me. He played with my chest. I reached under him to play with his balls and then reached higher for his cock. It was beautiful, curving slightly at the end. He said it had curved recently as the tendons relax… and that his wife makes fun of him for it. I shook my head… never ever make fun of a man’s equipment! I explored it with my fingers. He moaned beautifully.

He told me he didn’t have condoms, didn’t want to go that far until my results came back, so we agreed to take it slow, do safer things. He played with my clit. He was too fast, so I asked him to slow down, stroke slowly. He listened! It felt so good!! I wasn’t able to get off… first times are odd. I can’t stop thinking!

We took a little break and I asked what he’d like next. He asked me to suck on him. I worked my way down his chest… licked and sucked his nipples, which stood up nicely for me. I did a raspberry around his belly button, then blew on his cock. He trembled. I said hello. I licked the tip and blew again. He trembled more. I sucked him all the way down my throat in one gulp! He gasped. Very nice. I got a rhythm going, sucking, pumping.. then I decided to try something he said he’d never done. I wiggled a finger around his rim and up inside him! I had quite some fun until he said it was too intense. I sucked him, bobbing up and down, and he lost control. He made incredible noises as he filled my mouth with cum. Yum. That was fun!

I noticed that he had the “I’ve cum, I’m worn out” look to him so I settled back to cuddle and let him rest. He talked about how it had been 25 years since he’d been naked with another woman. I told him he was special… he scoffed, said I say that to all the boys. That stung a little but I let it pass. I know he was joking in his quirky way.

We kissed some more and he tried again to help me cum by flicking my clit, but it just wasn’t going to happen. Ah well… maybe next time.

I glanced at my watch and knew I had to go. I had a project meeting. I threw on my clothes, gave him another kiss and hug. He was going to stay and take a shower, so I booked out of there and headed off down the highway!

What an interesting afternoon!

And he texted me very quickly after we parted! That’s the way to do it!

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Kris: girl laughed when she looked at check in/out time…she’s another one who should never play poker… groaned much louder than i usually do….. thanks!….you shameless hussy… 😉 5:12 PM

Me: Meeting over. Smiling thinking of you! Thank you ever so much! 5:53 PM

Kris: Me too!…..want u to get off better….but i’ll try to b a good learner….if you’ll b a patient teacher….smile.. 6:15 PM

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More than Frisky

Sunday, April 13, 2014
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, April 13, 2014 3:33 AM
Subject: how i want to ravage you
ok…it’s 3:00 a.m. and i’ve spent the last 2 1/2 hours in bed unable to sleep just fantasizing about TODAY!  don’t worry….i’m not thinking of rushing out and buying an engagement ring–this is pure, unadulterated, sexual desire for you….lust, wanting to take you…and be had by you.
So please don’t think this silly…but here’s a little “fantasy” i’d actually like to do:
1) I’m so pissed off I can’t bring my bike tomorrow.  Even if you never ride it–you’ll see how impressive it is as a machine.  And when I wear all my leather it puts me “in a mood”–“bad boy”, “aggressive,” “lustful,” “live dangerously.”  Some women like that.  It’s even listed on AM for a preference of “what a woman wants”.  Most people who don’t ride don’t know what the real purpose of leather is (which is not to look “cool”).  The truth is it’s “armor” against the road when a biker goes down.  This certainly doesn’t help my cause to get you on the bike–but there’s an old saying everyone who rides knows: “When it comes to dumping a bike there’s only two categories of riders–those who have–and those who will.”  I should NOT have said that to you–but there it is.  I’ve already done my share of dumping bikes in the past–so I’m covered.  I’m not doing it again–certainly not an 800-pound, fully-dressed Harley touring bike I couldn’t even put back upright without another guy helping me lift it.  Anyhow—back to my fantasy:
I’m coming dressed in my leather:  jacket, chaps, boots, and instead of my full leather gloves i’m wearing my fingerless “power grips” that I use to lift weights at the gym.  Some bikers wear them too– because it helps to have your bare fingers to push all the buttons you need to for the different controls around the bike’s grips and handle bars.  
My fantasy is—-I want you to wait at your car–wherever it is you park it.  I’m going to walk up to you–take your face with my two hands (the power grips aren’t soft but I’ll hold your face gently)–and give you deep, fierce, passionate kisses–my tongue asking for yours.  Normally I’d wear my hoodie under my jacket–but tomorrow (correction TODAY!) it’s going to be too warm.  So I’ll have a “dressy casual” blue striped button down shirt on under my leather jacket.  Normally I wear undershirts–but no undershirt tomorrow.  Normally I wear boxer shorts–but no underwear tomorrow.  When I’m kissing you I want you to unzip my jacket–unzip some part of my shirt–and rub my chest.  Nothing else—save “full dessert” for later.  Then if you want to see if you can unzip my chaps (like you said you were good at)—I’ll take them off before we go into the restaurant together.
You said you got off in the parking lot last week.  I couldn’t feel it really.  Today I want to make sure–in the car later.  I’m going to buy some lubricant on the way—-and want to use it on you down there and play.  I really want to use my tongue—-so badly—but am going to have to force myself to wait.  You understand.  But I have “pretty good hands”—and the lubricant will help.  You don’t have to—but I wouldn’t object if you did something with it to me that I’ve never had done before.  If you decide to suck—maybe your finger could find it’s way someplace I’ve never experience it before.  I don’t know if I’d like it—but what the heck.  Get me while I’m in a really “bad boy” mood.  But don’t do anything unless you feel it in the moment.  I’m just telling you what I’m “open to”.  We need to do only what we feel like doing–and are comfortable with.  We’ve agreed to talk to each other.  If things get “weird” or “awkward”—we need to talk about them.  “Yes, Kris, that might work on a bed—but right now I feel like I’m going to break my back.  So let’s try this another time.”  And then we can both laugh hysterically….
I can’t wait to get at your breasts—to kiss them, and feel them, and lick them—and have you tell me how to do it so that you get as much out of it as I KNOW I’m going to.
And finally, could you bring those toys with you?  Even if we don’t use any–it would be fun to see them.  And who knows?
Some people would say that this is “scripting” sex and takes the fun and “spontanaeity” out of it.  I think it just “titillates” and builds more anticipation.  You seem to like it—so I hope this is ok.
I’m going to try and go to sleep now—and not think about you—which is hard.  Don’t worry—I don’t want to marry you—-I want to FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT AND HAVE YOU DO THE SAME TO ME!  If I also happen to think you’re just A WONDERFUL PERSON WHO’S FUN—well—I can’t help it—–cuz I think you are!
More than “Frisky”–plain hungry,
Kris
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Kris: important email with fantasy…please read…hope u don’t think it’s silly…most i think you’ll like…..mmmmmmm….can hardly wait….will try to sleep again now 4:03 AM
Kris: up yet? 9:10 AM
Me: Awake. In bed. 9:11 AM
Kris: 🙂 9:11 AM
Me: You write beautifully. Revved me up! And reassured me. 9:13 AM
Kris: i’m up to….after 4 hours those ads say i should go to the er 9:16 AM
Me: Hee hee. 9:16 AM
Kris: 🙂 9:17 AM
Kris: gotta go ….check back in hour 9:18 AM
Me: At restaurant, go around back, look for me in the back corner lot. Leaning on my car looking kissable! 9:18 AM
Kris: omg….hell yeah 9:20 AM
Kris: 100.7 fm …radio…”space my head is in”….oh baby 11:00 AM
Kris: may b 12:30….keep u posted…..mwah! 11:16 AM
Kris: still home? 11:37 AM
Me: Yes 11:37 AM
Kris: k….give u eta shortly…. 11:44 AM
Kris: i can 11:54 AM
Me: You can? 11:58 AM
Kris: i’m about to leave….is address 291 mishawum, woburn 12:00 PM
Me: No. 195 Cambridge Rd 12:01 PM
Kris: woburn? 12:01 PM
Me: Yes 12:01 PM
Me: 01801 zip 12:02 PM
Me: Google maps says 40 min 12:02 PM
Kris: that’s legally…bad boys drive fast….12 :35 latest…last text till there… 🙂 12:07 PM
Kris7: sorry…..had to make stop… closer to 12:45….jammin song on 100.7….. 🙂 12:19 PM
Me: 🙂 12:19 PM
Kris: can u call and give my name 12:24 PM
Kris: driving…. 12:25 PM
Me: ?? 12:25 PM
Kris: reserve at 99 12:26 PM
Kris: or text me # …i’ll call 12:27 PM
Me: Not necessary 12:29 PM
Kris: k 12:29 PM
Me: Here 12:48 PM
Kris: 5 min 12:52 PM

Kris: here….on back side…will walk around looking for u! 12:58 PM
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Meet #2 – Afternoon delight

Sunday, April 13, 2014

He invited me out for lunch. My STD tests had not come back so we were holding off any serious sexy stuff.

Meeting at my car
I met him at the Ninety Nine at Four Corners in Woburn. He was impressed that I picked somewhere in the burbs so he wouldn’t have to drive all the way into Boston. We had a long smooch leaning against my car in the back parking lot. He had on full motorcycle regalia – leather jacket, black gloves, boots and chaps! He told me in an email at 3 AM that he dreamed of me unzipping his jacket, unbuttoning his shirt, finding out he was not wearing his customary undershirt, and being able to play with his chest hair and nipples. I read it over several times and followed it to the letter! The look on his face was priceless. It is so fun to see him smile!

Lunch
I was starving, so we went in to eat. We had fun talking, sitting in a big booth, holding hands, talking over the menu. We both got the french onion soup. He had a 6 oz steak – another bad boy behavior for him who rarely eats red meat. I had the chicken pot pie special. It was delicious! Perhaps the best crust I’ve ever tasted. Little desserts came free on their “Three course meal deal” so he got some mocha thing and I had the chocolate cake, about three bites. He was super-nice to the waitstaff in a way that let them know he saw them as people and appreciated them. He is a nice man.

A surprise
Then he surprised me. He said quite bluntly, “Were you planning for us to go out to your car and make out?” I smiled. He asked, “What if we got a hotel instead? Much more comfortable!” He came over to sit next to me on my side of the table, cuddling against me in the most amazing way, rubbing my back… heaven to touch-stared me! We huddled over my mobile phone, picking a hotel, mapping the route. We agreed to meet there in 10 minutes. Whee! My frugal side balked at getting a room when we only had a little while, and before my test results were back, but he seemed determined.

My GPS wasn’t talking to me, so I kept having to glance at it. I made two wrong turns but came out where I was supposed to be, at the Comfort Inn right next to the highway!

=====

Me: Here at hotel. Check in and text me a room #? 2:50 PM
Kris: k 2:54 PM
Kris: here too 2:55 PM
Kris: checking in…king bed….for Queen Sassy 2:57 PM
Kris: 207 2:58 PM
Me: On my way! 2:58 PM
Kris: ooh baby baby 2:59 PM

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At the hotel
I went inside, took the elevator up. He had left the door ajar so I knocked and went on it.

He was lying on the bed looking quite smug. I put down my keys and phone, turned around and he was right there, hugging… kissing. With my clogs on I felt too tall, so I kicked those off, and sat down to take off my socks. He sat beside me and started unbuttoning my top, He stared at my cleavage, then stuck his tongue between my breasts. That started me tingling! He pulled me down on the bed and rolled close to me, pulling my bra up and tasting my nipples. He tore off his shirt and I sat up to take off mine and my bra. He helped me take off my pants and panties! He took off the rest of his clothes. No underwear! Commando man!

I stared at his body. Very nice. Skinny! Muscles! I pulled back the bedspread and we collapsed together on the sheets. He kissed me. He played with my chest. I reached under him to play with his balls and then reached higher for his cock. It was beautiful, curving slightly at the end. He said it had curved recently as the tendons relax… and that his wife makes fun of him for it. I shook my head… never ever make fun of a man’s equipment! I explored it with my fingers. He moaned beautifully.

He told me he didn’t have condoms, didn’t want to go that far until my results came back, so we agreed to take it slow, do safer things. He played with my clit. He was too fast, so I asked him to slow down, stroke slowly. He listened! It felt so good!! I wasn’t able to get off… first times are odd. I can’t stop thinking!

We took a little break and I asked what he’d like next. He asked me to suck on him. I worked my way down his chest… licked and sucked his nipples, which stood up nicely for me. I did a raspberry around his belly button, then blew on his cock. He trembled. I said hello. I licked the tip and blew again. He trembled more. I sucked him all the way down my throat in one gulp! He gasped. Very nice. I got a rhythm going, sucking, pumping.. then I decided to try something he said he’d never done. I wiggled a finger around his rim and up inside him! I had quite some fun until he said it was too intense. I sucked him, bobbing up and down, and he lost control. He made incredible noises as he filled my mouth with cum. Yum. That was fun!

I noticed that he had the “I’ve cum, I’m worn out” look to him so I settled back to cuddle and let him rest. He talked about how it had been 25 years since he’d been naked with another woman. I told him he was special… he scoffed, said I say that to all the boys. That stung a little but I let it pass. I know he was joking in his quirky way.

We kissed some more and he tried again to help me cum by flicking my clit, but it just wasn’t going to happen. Ah well… maybe next time.

I glanced at my watch and knew I had to go. I had a project meeting. I threw on my clothes, gave him another kiss and hug. He was going to stay and take a shower, so I booked out of there and headed off down the highway!

What an interesting afternoon!

And he texted me very quickly after we parted! That’s the way to do it!

=====

Kris: girl laughed when she looked at check in/out time…she’s another one who should never play poker… groaned much louder than i usually do….. thanks!….you shameless hussy… 😉 5:12 PM

Me: Meeting over. Smiling thinking of you! Thank you ever so much! 5:53 PM

Kris: Me too!…..want u to get off better….but i’ll try to b a good learner….if you’ll b a patient teacher….smile.. 6:15 PM

by

More than Frisky

Sunday, April 13, 2014
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, April 13, 2014 3:33 AM
Subject: how i want to ravage you
ok…it’s 3:00 a.m. and i’ve spent the last 2 1/2 hours in bed unable to sleep just fantasizing about TODAY!  don’t worry….i’m not thinking of rushing out and buying an engagement ring–this is pure, unadulterated, sexual desire for you….lust, wanting to take you…and be had by you.
So please don’t think this silly…but here’s a little “fantasy” i’d actually like to do:
1) I’m so pissed off I can’t bring my bike tomorrow.  Even if you never ride it–you’ll see how impressive it is as a machine.  And when I wear all my leather it puts me “in a mood”–“bad boy”, “aggressive,” “lustful,” “live dangerously.”  Some women like that.  It’s even listed on AM for a preference of “what a woman wants”.  Most people who don’t ride don’t know what the real purpose of leather is (which is not to look “cool”).  The truth is it’s “armor” against the road when a biker goes down.  This certainly doesn’t help my cause to get you on the bike–but there’s an old saying everyone who rides knows: “When it comes to dumping a bike there’s only two categories of riders–those who have–and those who will.”  I should NOT have said that to you–but there it is.  I’ve already done my share of dumping bikes in the past–so I’m covered.  I’m not doing it again–certainly not an 800-pound, fully-dressed Harley touring bike I couldn’t even put back upright without another guy helping me lift it.  Anyhow—back to my fantasy:
I’m coming dressed in my leather:  jacket, chaps, boots, and instead of my full leather gloves i’m wearing my fingerless “power grips” that I use to lift weights at the gym.  Some bikers wear them too– because it helps to have your bare fingers to push all the buttons you need to for the different controls around the bike’s grips and handle bars.  
My fantasy is—-I want you to wait at your car–wherever it is you park it.  I’m going to walk up to you–take your face with my two hands (the power grips aren’t soft but I’ll hold your face gently)–and give you deep, fierce, passionate kisses–my tongue asking for yours.  Normally I’d wear my hoodie under my jacket–but tomorrow (correction TODAY!) it’s going to be too warm.  So I’ll have a “dressy casual” blue striped button down shirt on under my leather jacket.  Normally I wear undershirts–but no undershirt tomorrow.  Normally I wear boxer shorts–but no underwear tomorrow.  When I’m kissing you I want you to unzip my jacket–unzip some part of my shirt–and rub my chest.  Nothing else—save “full dessert” for later.  Then if you want to see if you can unzip my chaps (like you said you were good at)—I’ll take them off before we go into the restaurant together.
You said you got off in the parking lot last week.  I couldn’t feel it really.  Today I want to make sure–in the car later.  I’m going to buy some lubricant on the way—-and want to use it on you down there and play.  I really want to use my tongue—-so badly—but am going to have to force myself to wait.  You understand.  But I have “pretty good hands”—and the lubricant will help.  You don’t have to—but I wouldn’t object if you did something with it to me that I’ve never had done before.  If you decide to suck—maybe your finger could find it’s way someplace I’ve never experience it before.  I don’t know if I’d like it—but what the heck.  Get me while I’m in a really “bad boy” mood.  But don’t do anything unless you feel it in the moment.  I’m just telling you what I’m “open to”.  We need to do only what we feel like doing–and are comfortable with.  We’ve agreed to talk to each other.  If things get “weird” or “awkward”—we need to talk about them.  “Yes, Kris, that might work on a bed—but right now I feel like I’m going to break my back.  So let’s try this another time.”  And then we can both laugh hysterically….
I can’t wait to get at your breasts—to kiss them, and feel them, and lick them—and have you tell me how to do it so that you get as much out of it as I KNOW I’m going to.
And finally, could you bring those toys with you?  Even if we don’t use any–it would be fun to see them.  And who knows?
Some people would say that this is “scripting” sex and takes the fun and “spontanaeity” out of it.  I think it just “titillates” and builds more anticipation.  You seem to like it—so I hope this is ok.
I’m going to try and go to sleep now—and not think about you—which is hard.  Don’t worry—I don’t want to marry you—-I want to FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT AND HAVE YOU DO THE SAME TO ME!  If I also happen to think you’re just A WONDERFUL PERSON WHO’S FUN—well—I can’t help it—–cuz I think you are!
More than “Frisky”–plain hungry,
Kris
=====
Kris: important email with fantasy…please read…hope u don’t think it’s silly…most i think you’ll like…..mmmmmmm….can hardly wait….will try to sleep again now 4:03 AM
Kris: up yet? 9:10 AM
Me: Awake. In bed. 9:11 AM
Kris: 🙂 9:11 AM
Me: You write beautifully. Revved me up! And reassured me. 9:13 AM
Kris: i’m up to….after 4 hours those ads say i should go to the er 9:16 AM
Me: Hee hee. 9:16 AM
Kris: 🙂 9:17 AM
Kris: gotta go ….check back in hour 9:18 AM
Me: At restaurant, go around back, look for me in the back corner lot. Leaning on my car looking kissable! 9:18 AM
Kris: omg….hell yeah 9:20 AM
Kris: 100.7 fm …radio…”space my head is in”….oh baby 11:00 AM
Kris: may b 12:30….keep u posted…..mwah! 11:16 AM
Kris: still home? 11:37 AM
Me: Yes 11:37 AM
Kris: k….give u eta shortly…. 11:44 AM
Kris: i can 11:54 AM
Me: You can? 11:58 AM
Kris: i’m about to leave….is address 291 mishawum, woburn 12:00 PM
Me: No. 195 Cambridge Rd 12:01 PM
Kris: woburn? 12:01 PM
Me: Yes 12:01 PM
Me: 01801 zip 12:02 PM
Me: Google maps says 40 min 12:02 PM
Kris: that’s legally…bad boys drive fast….12 :35 latest…last text till there… 🙂 12:07 PM
Kris7: sorry…..had to make stop… closer to 12:45….jammin song on 100.7….. 🙂 12:19 PM
Me: 🙂 12:19 PM
Kris: can u call and give my name 12:24 PM
Kris: driving…. 12:25 PM
Me: ?? 12:25 PM
Kris: reserve at 99 12:26 PM
Kris: or text me # …i’ll call 12:27 PM
Me: Not necessary 12:29 PM
Kris: k 12:29 PM
Me: Here 12:48 PM
Kris: 5 min 12:52 PM

Kris: here….on back side…will walk around looking for u! 12:58 PM
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Eager Beaver

Saturday, April 12, 2014

From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, April 12, 2014 2:01 PM
Subject: hope you’re having a good day / meet tomorrow or Monday?
Hi Sassy!
Hope your day is going well.  Don’t know if you read my other emails yet…..Was wondering if you’d like to meet for lunch tomorrow (Sunday)—-or do an early dinner Monday night?  
As per other email—I have a late afternoon session on Monday.  Could leave there by 4:00 and meet you someplace by 5:00.  Warm weather———–Vroom! Vroom!
If you want to chat tonight—what would be a good time?  Thinking of you ALL the time.  Getting VERY frisky—-wanting to “unwrap presents” soon…..fantasizing continually…..driving me CRAZY…….(it’s nice though).  😀
Kris
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Kris: moan….groan…fantasizing….can’t stop thinking of u….read last email and get back to me…..hug & kiss 2:04 PM
Me: Oooh! How fun! Crazy day! More later! 2:08 PM
Kris: k….big hard hug….DEEP long kiss….feeling very naughty…glad i don’t drink…b cruisin hog (harley)…u can cruise one too….even if 2:17 PM
Kris: ….even if never on a bike….wink 2:18 PM
Me: You’re a rascal! I like that. 🙂 2:23 PM
Kris: u have no idea….hope you’ll find out…..for now “don’t want to frighten the children” (scare off a hot lover)….mwah! 2:36 PM

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Me: Home. Chat? 9:03 PM
Kris: home…but can’t till later – still working…would b able to around 11 and would b up for it then cuz can sleep in tomorrow….but u may b tired….in meantime reply to my last email…..ignore all previous ones if u like…..sorry for “bombarding” u with so many at once….just an eager beaver 9:11 PM
Me: 11 pm is fine. Great end to my day! 9:13 PM
Kris: k….in the meantime read last email…but can tell me what u think when we chat…i had sucky day…..clutch on brand new f’n bike i paid a small fortune for not working…..didnt even get it on the street…..Arrgghh!!!!!…..u can cheer me up later 9:22 PM

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From: Sassy

To: Kris
Sent: Saturday, April 12, 2014 9:21 PM
Re: hope you’re having a good day / meet tomorrow or Monday?
Hiya Eager Beaver Earnest Frisky Kris!  
Hope you got to enjoy this beautiful weather!  
Would adore another chance to suck on your… fingers.  Lunch tomorrow sounds good.  What time?  Any certain food you’re hankering for?  I have to be at a meeting by 5 pm and have a report to prep first, but can play midday! 
So sorry I’ve been slow responding!  My net connection going out last night, and then a nutty day today, kept me away from the computer.  Had a disaster with my mom’s tax prep – major missing papers!  Argh.  Gave me the “stop the world, I need to step off!” feeling.  But this too shall pass! 
Talk to you soon! 
-S
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Me: Replied to email. Sorry about the bike! Seems like everyone had an odd day… we can perk each other up soon! 9:24 PM
Kris: 30 minutes and counting…hate working….would have done it till midnight but u rescued me…back to work…..arrghhh….chat soon 10:31 PM

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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, April 12, 2014 11:03 PM 
Re: hope you’re having a good day / meet tomorrow or Monday?
Hi Sexy Sassy!
You are so awesome….I’m not used to someone so nice.  Nice is a lame word….can’t describe it…..are you real?…..I expect to wake up any minute…talk soon!
Feeling all “lovey dovey”…
Kris

by

At the same time

Friday, April 11, 2014 
From: Kris 
To: Sassy
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 12:58 AM
Subject: How I plan to ravage you / final STD test results attached
Hi Sassy,
You are SO hot—because you understand so clearly what “good sex” really is—and most importantly WHERE it is—-which is in our heads!  Of course–the “parts” matter–but the exact shapes and sizes don’t so much as “the whole package”—including who you are.  And more importantly—how we use “the parts.”
But to be completely honest—-I REALLY want to get at your breasts—-and like them BIG—-and you are so clearly well-endowed.  I’ve made a mental note that you want your whole breasts kissed and licked and touched and explored–and not just your nipples.  Keep teaching me—-telling me what you like.  I can’t imagine a woman who can actually have an orgasm just by being touched on the right spot on her back.  So forgive me for “needing proof”—but I will have my hand pressing between your legs to feel your contractions—-not just for “proof”—-but because feeling your orgasmic contractions turns me on.
Let me tell you some “basic” ways I like to have sex.  When we get into it “hot and heavy”—-I will want to “work everything on you at almost the same time.”  Meaning, while I am thrusting deeply and rhythmically in you I will simultaneously being rubbing your clitoris with my finger.  I’ll try to find a rhythm that matches—- a medium speed of rhythmically thrusting and rubbing your clitoris—AT THE SAME TIME.  I may intermittently take my cock out of you to spread your wet juices on your clitoris–to make sure it’s as wet and lubricated as possible—-and then go back inside you thrusting deeply and rhythmically and rubbing your clitoris.  AT THE SAME TIME I’m doing both those things—-I’ll be intermittently deeply kissing you and licking and sucking on your nipples.  I can’t promise at that point I’ll be able to focus on your whole breast—I may be “fixated” at that point on your nipples.  But all of the above will be after a long period of foreplay—after I’ve spent plenty of time building up to going in you.  Back rub, rubbing and caressing you all over, kissing, touching, rubbing your clitoris, licking your clitoris, licking your clitoris and putting my fingers in you……..
As I said tonight chatting—-while I’d like to know your real name—-it’s more important to me that you feel you can trust me, and that I’m not pressuring you.  My wife will NEVER “come after you”–NO MATTER WHAT.  And I’m going to do EVERYTHING in my power to NOT get caught—-mainly because I don’t want to hurt her.
Attached here are the final results of my tests–all negative.  “Trust” is hard earned, easily broken, and requires some “hard facts” to be real.  Here are some hard facts to back up what I’ve told you about my sexual history–a clean slate.
And finally, maybe you don’t want to think about this—but if you have contracted any sexual disease and anything comes back positive—-I’m not “walking away” from you.  I probably don’t make a very good “casual fuck buddy”—but you’ll be hard-pressed to find a lover who will be a better, true friend.  In my line of work there is an ethical obligation to “never abandon a client at a point of their greatest need.”  So whatever your test results—I’m going to be there for you one way or another—and move forward with you in some way that makes sense.  Not just “dump you and walk away.”  I hope everything is negative and we just have “hot, care-free sex.”  But just so you know……..not for nothing—-I am different.  Not trying to be proud—-just am.  I’ve been forgiven a lot—so I can’t justify treating people in any way but as well as I possibly can.  Just so you know……
Kris
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 9:39 AM
Re: Friday fun
Good morning Kris!  Happy Friday!  What’s on your calendar today?  
I’m at work, doing payroll and then have a super-exciting (not really) meeting with the IT folks about putting in a new “customer relations database.”  
Thank you for this message.  I adore how you answer questions I haven’t asked but have been thinking about.  It is very very hot, but also comforting, to hear what might happen when we’re alone.  It made me wet and caused some interesting twinges.   
Hallelujah for negative tests results!  I am praying for the same.  It’s not worrying me much – I learned during cancer treatment to stay in the moment and only deal with what I had to deal with.  It is huge that you say you won’t run screaming if I have some positive result.  I was truly touched!  Another sign of how special you are.  And how special we may be together.  
I’d better get back to work.  Have a fantastic Friday! 
-S
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 2:35 PM
Re: How I plan to ravage you / final STD test results attached
Hi Sassy!
I only had one meeting scheduled for today–and it was cancelled.  So I haven’t been doing much…except fantasizing about being with you and when and where.  I thought after I sent my last email, “That was a little over the top.  This woman has lived through beating cancer and had all kinds of support.  Your ‘noble’ offer of support is a little lame–if all she has to deal with is treatment for some STD (possibly excluding HIV).”  
But true to form–all you did was try to “find the best” in what I said–and made me feel special. Glad you got a little wet.  I hope “answering questions before you ask them” doesn’t mean “talking too much and taking the fun out of you asking them.”  If you have more questions….ask away!  For me, it’s part of the build up—anticipation—-learning—–getting to know you.
So here I go—rushing in where angels fear to tread.  Any chance you could get away for an overnight—-as soon as Friday, April 18th through Saturday, April 19th.  I don’t know how far you’re willing to travel—but I was fantasizing renting a cottage or something for 2 days.  I know—-way too “ambitious.”  But if your H can screw some woman and practically “rub it in your face” the same night (sorry–maybe that’s ok with you–but seems a little “insensitive” at a minimum to me)—-can you say to him:  “Thinking of spending the night away to take a potential new guy on an ‘extended test drive'”.   Or do you just “make excuses” and keep it “vague” with him?
Either way:  Check out my “over the top fantasizing” example of a place to stay for a day and a half of “naked romping around the place”:
$150 / 3br – Spacious Private Home Close To Storyland And Shopping Outlets (Bartlett/Glen(White Mountains Region))
Spacious Private Home Close
I expect you to take my “craziness” in stride as usual—-so I’m going to “relax” and not worry about your response to this.
Seriously Frisky
P.S.—We’ll talk more about this later–but any chance you can help a little with some expenses?  There isn’t such a thing as “this is the way to do it.”  In fact, the woman who dumped me after 3 months of chatting said part of why she was pulling away was feeling bad about not being able to help pay for a room.  I told her if she didn’t have the money to not worry about it.  But to her–having a man pay for everything was not ok.  I think you and I need to “make our own” rules–and screw what anyone else thinks about it.  They’re not the ones thinking about having this affair—you and I are.
P.P.S.—I could chat earlier tonight if you wanted–so it’s not so late.  But you probably have a project meeting–or may have other plans.  Let me know….big hug.
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Kris: Just finished work…going to gym till 10…home round 10:20…can u/want to chat then? 8:21 PM
Me: Sure! Sounds great! 8:22 PM
Kris: Big hug & kiss….huge smile….can’t stop thinking of u….fantasizing……later….mwah! 8:26 PM
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·       Apr 11 9:58 PM Kris: u could probably use a break from me…i know I could use a break from me…but everywhere i go–there i am…sometimes it’s annoying…either way is fine (i’m just getting addicted to you—and like it)…just don’t reply if you need a break…and we’ll chat another time…
·       Apr 11 9:59 PM Sassy: Hiya!
·       Apr 11 9:59 PM Kris: omg…aren’t you sick of me yet?
·       Apr 11 9:59 PM Sassy: not quite yet.  : )
·       Apr 11 9:59 PM Kris: oh goodie (i think)
·       Apr 11 10:00 PM Kris: did u have a project meeting tonight?
·       Apr 11 10:00 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 11 10:00 PM Kris: how was it?
·       Apr 11 10:00 PM Sassy: great! Big crowd
·       Apr 11 10:00 PM Kris: what time do u get home from it?
·       Apr 11 10:00 PM Sassy: about 9:30 PM
·       Apr 11 10:01 PM Kris: how much time do you have between when you get out of work and when you go there?
·       Apr 11 10:01 PM Sassy: Go straight there
·       Apr 11 10:01 PM Kris: when do u eat?
·       Apr 11 10:01 PM Sassy: on the way there and a bit there
·       Apr 11 10:02 PM Kris: eat and run…it’s not the best way to do it…but i do it constantly…lots of times while driving.
·       Apr 11 10:02 PM Kris: tomorrow is last night…right?
·       Apr 11 10:02 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 11 10:04 PM Kris: what’s the best part of your involvement in it all…what gives you the most pleasure by being involved
·       Apr 11 10:06 PM Sassy: When it all comes together
·       Apr 11 10:06 PM Sassy: and people adore it
Apr 11 10:06 PM Sassy: Being part of a community
·       Apr 11 10:07 PM Sassy: Providing a way for talented people to do their thing
·       Apr 11 10:07 PM Kris: cool!
·       Apr 11 10:08 PM Kris: sorry…don’t mean to bombad you with “a thousand questions”…just have this hunger to know all about you…anything on your mind?
·       Apr 11 10:09 PM Sassy: It’s fun to have someone who is interested
·       Apr 11 10:09 PM Sassy: My brain is fried… just chilling
·       Apr 11 10:09 PM Kris: work all day then go straight to a project meeting…can’t imagine why you’re tired.  ; )
·       Apr 11 10:10 PM Sassy: I usually take time off around a show but I had things to do at work
·       Apr 11 10:11 PM Kris: have plans sunday?
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Me: Sorry – net is being flaky 10:14 PM
Kris: No problem….want to see if it comes back up….or chat another time? 10:18 PM
Me: It usually comes back. 10:19 PM
Kris: K….will wait then…it’s nice u actually want to talk to me…..expecting to wake up to find it was all a dream….don’t know why….10:23 PM
Kris: Net still down? 10:40 PM
Me: Yes. Grrr 10:40 PM
Kris: K 10:41 PM
Me: Comcast sucks moose weiners 10:41 PM
Kris: Lol 10:41 PM
Me: 🙂 10:41 PM
Me: Sorry – still out. Waaah 11:00 PM
Kris: I know….give me a good time for u to chat tomorrow…..lunch sunday?….or early dinner mon?…..mon weather mid 70s…come to town on harley in “full leather glory”….will b very gropable…..answer in email with same questions when u can get back on…texting too tedious to type… 11:09 PM
Me: Ok 11:09 PM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Friday, Apr 11, 2014 11:27 PM
Lunch on Sunday? / early dinner on Monday?
Hi Sassie!
Lunch Sunday……or early dinner Monday?  Weather’s going to be very warm on Monday (mid 70s to possibly high of 80)….and I’m definitely going to be on my bike.  I’ll be dressed in “full leather glory”  ; ) and will be very gropable  < 🙂   !!!!!!!!  Have late afternoon work on Monday—then it would be only a “skip and a hop” (vroom, vrooom!!!!!!) from there to YOU!!!!!! 
 You’ll possibly have news to share by Monday (testing results)–which we’re both hoping is good.  Either way—either day—-want to see you, be with you, hug you, kiss you, touch you again.
Let me know if you want to chat Saturday–and give me a good time for you. 
I played with my bike a little today–learning all the controls and rode it a little.  I’m like a kid at Christmas—-but you’re even MORE fun!!!!!
You don’t have “dump-him-for-good-by-silence”—-but you do have a little “selective silence” on some things.  Which is ok—-I understand why—-and chuckle at it.  It’s part of “learning what you’ll respond to”  🙂  !!!!
When I make “crazy propositions”—you can just counter with more reasonable ones…..
🙂 <3
Frisky Kris

by

NHMan pops up

Friday, April 11, 2014

NHMan: Dried off yet? 4:30 PM

Me: Ha ha. I was fine til I saw your name. How you doing hot stuff? 4:42 PM
NHMan: I’m out with the grandkids. All the little ones are sleeping over tonight. 4:44 PM
NHMan: I’m sitting in a waiting area with all women who are talking about their lactation problems. If they only knew how much all the nipple talk was piquing my interest they would surely stop…. 4:53 PM
Me: You do get into the most interesting spots! 4:57 PM
NHMan: Spots are fun 5:00 PM

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Gradual exposure

Tuesday, April 8, 2014
·       Apr 08 10:12 PM Kris: Hi!
·       Apr 08 10:18 PM Kris: u there?
          Kris: On if u want to chat 🙂 10:22 PM
           Me: Out picking up to be back in 15 minutes 10:24 PM
           Kris: K 10:24 PM

·       Apr 08 10:44 PM Sassy: Hiya! Back!
·       Apr 08 10:45 PM Kris: Hi!
·       Apr 08 10:45 PM Kris: how was your day?
·       Apr 08 10:46 PM Sassy: Busy. You?
·       Apr 08 10:46 PM Kris: same…under a lot of pressure…deadlines barely meeting…ugh!
·       Apr 08 10:47 PM Kris: what were u picking up…hubby or food?
·       Apr 08 10:48 PM Sassy: Hubby
·       Apr 08 10:48 PM Sassy: and a hot chocolate. : ) 
·       Apr 08 10:49 PM Kris: that a favorite?
·       Apr 08 10:49 PM Sassy: I’m having a phase
·       Apr 08 10:49 PM Sassy: In the summer it’s iced chai latte
·       Apr 08 10:49 PM Sassy: Sometimes raspberry lime rickies
·       Apr 08 10:49 PM Kris: what’s a rickie?
·       Apr 08 10:50 PM Sassy: sprite, lime juice and grenadine (pomegranate syrup)
·       Apr 08 10:50 PM Kris: sounds good!
·       Apr 08 10:51 PM Kris: tell me something that made you laugh today
·       Apr 08 10:54 PM Sassy: I was chatting with a woman who said her beau told her to stop calling him an idiot. So she was looking for synonyms!
·       Apr 08 10:54 PM Sassy: We had fun rolling off twit, prat, jerk, nincompoop…
·       Apr 08 10:54 PM Kris: lol
·       Apr 08 10:54 PM Sassy: cathartic
·       Apr 08 10:55 PM Kris: doesn’t sound like you came up with anything to make the poor idiot feel any better…
·       Apr 08 10:58 PM Kris: what gets you mad…and what do you act like when it happens?
·       Apr 08 10:58 PM Sassy: very very rare
·       Apr 08 10:58 PM Kris: how come?
·       Apr 08 10:58 PM Sassy: just not in my nature
·       Apr 08 10:59 PM Kris: ok…but you must SOMETIMES…no?
·       Apr 08 11:00 PM Sassy: I get very quiet.
·       Apr 08 11:00 PM Kris: when you’re mad?
·       Apr 08 11:00 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 08 11:00 PM Sassy: Take deep breaths.
·       Apr 08 11:00 PM Sassy: Clean the kitchen!
·       Apr 08 11:01 PM Kris: do you end up telling whoever makes you mad that you are?
·       Apr 08 11:01 PM Sassy: Mostly not
·       Apr 08 11:01 PM Kris: who does…make you mad sometimes…hubby?
·       Apr 08 11:02 PM Sassy: not much
·       Apr 08 11:02 PM Sassy: mostly my boss
·       Apr 08 11:02 PM Sassy: stupid people online
·       Apr 08 11:02 PM Kris: did any stupid people today make you mad?
·       Apr 08 11:03 PM Sassy: nope. Very rare… usually when they’re being mean to others
·       Apr 08 11:03 PM Kris: being mean live…or talking about others not there?
·       Apr 08 11:03 PM Sassy: mean right there
·       Apr 08 11:04 PM Kris: like calling names…saying people are stupid…like how?
·       Apr 08 11:04 PM Sassy: Devaluing their opinions, not letting them talk.
·       Apr 08 11:05 PM Kris: so you want people to value each other and try to be respectful?
·       Apr 08 11:06 PM Sassy: respect is crucial
·       Apr 08 11:06 PM Kris: one you think should be…but isn’t always?
·       Apr 08 11:06 PM Sassy: People have a lot of different kinks
·       Apr 08 11:06 PM Sassy: It’s important to not be all “ewww”
·       Apr 08 11:07 PM Kris: i’m assuming about sexual preferences…
·       Apr 08 11:07 PM Sassy: can be about almost anything
·       Apr 08 11:08 PM Kris: can u give me an example
·       Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: some you’d expect… over anal sex or public sex or toys
·       Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: other things like how soon to have sex
·       Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: or who pays for meals, hotels
·       Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: or whether to talk politics
·       Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: or various computer tactics
·       Apr 08 11:09 PM Kris: computer tactics
·       Apr 08 11:10 PM Sassy: do you delete everything or not? Is it okay to send cock shots?
·       Apr 08 11:10 PM Sassy: Apple vs PC!
·       Apr 08 11:10 PM Kris: omg…who cares what operating system anyone uses?
·       Apr 08 11:11 PM Sassy: some people care a lot. Idiots. Jerks. Twits. PRATS!
·       Apr 08 11:11 PM Kris: lol
·       Apr 08 11:11 PM Kris: what’s a prat
·       Apr 08 11:11 PM Sassy: But it can be whether they’d use tracking software
·       Apr 08 11:11 PM Kris: tracking software for what?
·       Apr 08 11:11 PM Sassy: to know where their spouse is at any given moment
·       Apr 08 11:12 PM Kris: so they don’t get caught cheating?
·       Apr 08 11:12 PM Sassy: right
·       Apr 08 11:13 PM Kris: what’s a prat…haven’t heard that one before
·       Apr 08 11:13 PM Sassy: an incompetent, stupid, or foolish person; an idiot.
·       Apr 08 11:13 PM Sassy: Brits use it
·       Apr 08 11:14 PM Kris: oh…an old term…i just haven’t heard it before…
·       Apr 08 11:14 PM Sassy: Or Aussies, Indians… former commonwealth nation dwellers
·       Apr 08 11:14 PM Kris: huh?
·       Apr 08 11:14 PM Sassy: People from all over the world talk to me online
·       Apr 08 11:15 PM Kris: those people use the word “prat”…is that what you’re saying?
·       Apr 08 11:15 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 08 11:15 PM Kris: oh
·       Apr 08 11:15 PM Sassy: Is your wife sitting next to you?
·       Apr 08 11:16 PM Kris: no…she started a new job today…worked till about 10…probably driving now…home in 45 minutes or so.
·       Apr 08 11:17 PM Sassy: Aha! So I could ravage you. ; ) 
·       Apr 08 11:17 PM Kris: ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 08 11:17 PM Kris: But you strike me as a girl who doesn’t like to travel too far from home…
·       Apr 08 11:18 PM Sassy: Really? I’ve gone a long way to ravage a man in the past.
·       Apr 08 11:18 PM Kris: Really…so you’re going to come to NH when my wife’s gone?
·       Apr 08 11:19 PM Sassy: Doesn’t seem wise in terms of being inside your house with my long grey hairs and distinctive scent…
·       Apr 08 11:19 PM Sassy: But I can drive places
·       Apr 08 11:19 PM Sassy: I’ve even flown places!
·       Apr 08 11:20 PM Kris: ok…so you’re not such a “home body”…
·       Apr 08 11:20 PM Sassy: I’ve even driven to the wild frontier of NH!
·       Apr 08 11:20 PM Kris: Ha!
·       Apr 08 11:20 PM Sassy: Okay… the beach… not so wild. But over the border!
·       Apr 08 11:21 PM Kris: yes…i know NH is almost like a foreign country to people in MA…lol
·       Apr 08 11:22 PM Kris: i had a major “omg” moment at work today…could have been bad…but wasn’t…
·       Apr 08 11:22 PM Sassy: That happen often?
·       Apr 08 11:23 PM Kris: not like this…had to do with shopping for std testing…
·       Apr 08 11:23 PM Sassy: ahem
·       Apr 08 11:23 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 08 11:23 PM Sassy: nothing like real life and work life colliding
·       Apr 08 11:24 PM Kris: right
·       Apr 08 11:24 PM Kris: i was kind of stupid
·       Apr 08 11:24 PM Sassy: Tough for me to believe that
·       Apr 08 11:25 PM Kris: i’m usually not…but want me to tell you…i guarantee your response will be “omg”
·       Apr 08 11:25 PM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 08 11:26 PM Kris: ok…try to make it brief…but also wife just came home and now i’m pretending to listen to her while typing at the same time (don’t hold it against me)…
·       Apr 08 11:26 PM Kris: so here’s what happened…
·       Apr 08 11:26 PM Kris: i shopped for std testing…called some places in my insurance network…
·       Apr 08 11:26 PM Kris: got some info and prices…
·       Apr 08 11:27 PM Kris: checked out the tstd website you gave me…
·       Apr 08 11:27 PM Kris: decided to use the tstd website…
·       Apr 08 11:27 PM Kris: went online to schedule an appt for today…
·       Apr 08 11:27 PM Kris: online application failed for some reason…
·       Apr 08 11:27 PM Kris: called the website and was put on hold to talk to a counselor…
·       Apr 08 11:28 PM Kris: was waiting for a counselor to answer…30 minutes.
·        Apr 08 11:28 PM Kris: elevator music is playing…with an occasional “thank you for calling testing for stds”…then more elevator music…
·       Apr 08 11:29 PM Kris: while i’m waiting i’m sitting in my car…ready to go into a home for a 3:30 meeting.
·       Apr 08 11:29 PM Kris: now i’ve been on hold for about 45 minutes…
·       Apr 08 11:29 PM Kris: so i make a really stupid decsion…
·       Apr 08 11:30 PM Kris: i decide to stay on…put the volume on really low…and go into my meeting still on hold…elevator music playing…
·       Apr 08 11:30 PM Kris: say I’m trying to buy something and don’t want to miss having them pick up…
·       Apr 08 11:31 PM Kris: they are very close to me…very flexible…don’t care…laugh and say fine…
·       Apr 08 11:31 PM Kris: elevator music playing softly as we talk…
·       Apr 08 11:31 PM Kris: all of a sudden there a small voice that starts to say…
·       Apr 08 11:31 PM Kris: thank you for calling the testing for stds…
·       Apr 08 11:31 PM Kris: i freak out and shut off the phone…
·       Apr 08 11:31 PM Kris: they didn’t hear it…
·       Apr 08 11:32 PM Sassy: phew
·       Apr 08 11:32 PM Kris: and now you say…
·       Apr 08 11:32 PM Kris: you idiot would fit (except you’re too nice)…
·       Apr 08 11:33 PM Sassy: I’m sorry… that must have been nerve-wracking!
·       Apr 08 11:33 PM Kris: REALLY…THAT’S IT…NOT “HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 08 11:34 PM Kris: I like you
·       Apr 08 11:35 PM Sassy: I put myself in your shoes
·       Apr 08 11:37 PM Kris: you’re really sweet…I REALLY like you…anyhow…i called back…made an appt…gave them my pee and blood…will send you results on Thursday when I get them…if I’m not clean I’ve been carrying something for 25 years…since that’s the last time i had sex with anyone but my wife…it’s the truth.
·       Apr 08 11:38 PM Sassy: Or she’s been having more fun than you think.
·       Apr 08 11:38 PM Kris: lol…i know 100% NO…
·       Apr 08 11:38 PM Sassy: But I hope this gives you peace of mind in one way
·       Apr 08 11:38 PM Sassy: And I can give it to you in another
·       Apr 08 11:39 PM Kris: i did it for you…i’m not concerned about having anything…but it wasn’t fair to ask you to “just believe me”…
·       Apr 08 11:40 PM Kris: it will put my mind at ease when you get yours though…you’re right…hopefully you don’t have anything…
·       Apr 08 11:42 PM Sassy: Indeed
·       Apr 08 11:43 PM Sassy: I am trying not to think about it until I have to think about it
·       Apr 08 11:44 PM Kris: understood…but the fact that you’re willing to do it means you’re not just “sticking your head in the sand” either…which I respect you for.
·        Apr 08 11:45 PM Sassy: It will be good to know
·       Apr 08 11:45 PM Kris: exactly
·       Apr 08 11:45 PM Sassy: I had a couple of tests done in December
·       Apr 08 11:45 PM Kris: for what?
·       Apr 08 11:46 PM Sassy: Chlamydia and Gonnorhea
·       Apr 08 11:46 PM Kris: assuming they were negative?
·       Apr 08 11:46 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 08 11:47 PM Kris: so that’s two out of 8 on the full panel
·       Apr 08 11:47 PM Sassy: they told me to wait on the others due to various incubation protocols
·       Apr 08 11:47 PM Kris: been long enough now to work?
·       Apr 08 11:47 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 08 11:47 PM Sassy: could have done it in early March
·       Apr 08 11:48 PM Kris: have you been tested before…in the past?
·       Apr 08 11:48 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 08 11:48 PM Sassy: once after a fling and the other for insurance
·       Apr 08 11:48 PM Kris: every need to be treated for anything?
·       Apr 08 11:48 PM Sassy: no
·       Apr 08 11:48 PM Kris: that’s good
·       Apr 08 11:49 PM Kris: short of hiv i think the others are all treatable…not 100% sure…haven’t really needed to think about it much…until now.
·       Apr 08 11:49 PM Sassy: even HIV is treatable these days. Not curable…
·       Apr 08 11:50 PM Kris: yes…but i meant curable…gone…
·       Apr 08 11:51 PM Kris: i asked today about why they didn’t test for HPV and another one i had on my list…
·       Apr 08 11:51 PM Kris: got answers…
·       Apr 08 11:51 PM Kris: no blood test for HPV…
·       Apr 08 11:51 PM Sassy: in men
·       Apr 08 11:52 PM Kris: i don’t know…maybe not…usually what women are tested for via pap smear…right?
·       Apr 08 11:52 PM Sassy: my nurse said they do a pap smear and only test for HPV if the pap is abnormal in certain directions
·       Apr 08 11:53 PM Kris: oh…
·       Apr 08 11:53 PM Sassy: what about the other test?
·        Apr 08 11:54 PM Kris: i’m probably going to misspell it…but it’s the one called something like trichomonmasis…
·       Apr 08 11:54 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 08 11:54 PM Kris: talked to a nurse on the phone about it at a clinic today
·       Apr 08 11:54 PM Kris: she said it will present as a greenish discharge…that has a strong smell like a fish (lovely!)
·       Apr 08 11:55 PM Kris: discharge from penis…maybe in urine…
·       Apr 08 11:55 PM Kris: or woman’s vagina…yuck!
·       Apr 08 11:55 PM Sassy: I think I’d notice that
·       Apr 08 11:55 PM Kris: when I go down there i’m not looking for “fish and chips” thank you very much!
·       Apr 08 11:55 PM Sassy: Heh
·       Apr 08 11:56 PM Sassy: Did they ask you why you wanted to be tested?
·       Apr 08 11:56 PM Sassy: Or any sexual history questions?
·       Apr 08 11:56 PM Kris: not the tstd.org counselor…but a nurse at the public health dept. in Manchester asked me…
·       Apr 08 11:56 PM Kris: it was on the phone…she asked…
·       Apr 08 11:57 PM Kris: are you concerned about having been exposed to something…
·       Apr 08 11:57 PM Kris: i said…no…
·       Apr 08 11:57 PM Sassy: that’s subtle
·       Apr 08 11:58 PM Kris: someone asked me to do it that i’m thinking of being in a relationship with (simple truth is less complicated than lying—-these are health professionals after all)
·       Apr 08 11:58 PM Sassy: Did you pay for it on your credit card?
·       Apr 08 11:59 PM Kris: yes…i thought about shopping for a clinic that i could pay through my insurance…but higher risk of getting caught if bills come in the mail…
·       Apr 08 11:59 PM Sassy: W doesn’t see credit card bill?
·       Apr 08 11:59 PM Kris: no…i do all the finances…
·       Apr 08 11:59 PM Sassy: Nice
·       Apr 09 12:00 AM Kris: sort of…it’s just “one more thing to do”…but means I “get away with stuff” easily…
·       Apr 09 12:00 AM Sassy: Phew
·       Apr 09 12:01 AM Kris: why phew
·       Apr 09 12:01 AM Sassy: So you don’t have to worry about it from that angle
·       Apr 09 12:01 AM Kris: right
·       Apr 09 12:01 AM Sassy: So you can do AM, this stuff, lunch etc.
·       Apr 09 12:02 AM Kris: what do you mean?
·        Apr 09 12:02 AM Sassy: charge stuff and she won’t see
·       Apr 09 12:02 AM Kris: yes
·       Apr 09 12:03 AM Sassy: Once I charged a hotel and the guy gave me cash because his W goes over all the bills
·       Apr 09 12:03 AM Kris: yeah…that would be tough…
·       Apr 09 12:04 AM Sassy: Several of my pals can’t cheat because they can’t figure out how to finance it
·       Apr 09 12:04 AM Kris: pals?
·       Apr 09 12:04 AM Sassy: online buddies
·       Apr 09 12:04 AM Kris: because they can’t afford it…but can’t hide it?
·       Apr 09 12:04 AM Sassy: can’t hide it
·       Apr 09 12:05 AM Sassy: We talk about mischief phones
·       Apr 09 12:05 AM Sassy: stockpiling small amounts of cash here and there
·       Apr 09 12:05 AM Sassy: gift credit cards
·       Apr 09 12:07 AM Sassy: Did you get to ride the motorcycle yet?
·       Apr 09 12:08 AM Kris: glad i don’t have to deal with all that…but sometime want to talk with you about us…and money…but not now cuz i’m tired…and i have to get up really early for meetings tomorrow…so if there’s something else…had this all typed…so will send then answer question about bike?
·       Apr 09 12:08 AM Sassy: Ok
·       Apr 09 12:08 AM Kris: answer about bike…not yet…have a question for you about bike…
·       Apr 09 12:10 AM Kris: does the thought of being on bike make you nervous…because of safety?
·       Apr 09 12:10 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 09 12:11 AM Kris: ok…so i’ll use my considerable therapy skills to treat you like one of my clients who has “anxiety with agoraphobia”…
·       Apr 09 12:11 AM Sassy: Oh great
·       Apr 09 12:11 AM Kris: it’s a technique called “gradual exposure”…
·       Apr 09 12:11 AM Kris: so how does this sound…
·       Apr 09 12:11 AM Sassy: I won’t think about it until I have to think about it.
·       Apr 09 12:12 AM Kris: to begin with…i’ll ask you to just sit on the back of it…with your favorite music playing through the four external speakers…
·       Apr 09 12:12 AM Kris: and to really “sweeten” it for you…
·       Apr 09 12:12 AM Kris: i’ll ask you to grope me while we’re sitting on it…
·       Apr 09 12:12 AM Sassy: oooh
·       Apr 09 12:13 AM Kris: no riding…just sitting on it…
·       Apr 09 12:13 AM Kris: baby steps… : ) 
·       Apr 09 12:13 AM Kris: “gradual exposure/desensitization”…to overcome fear…
·        Apr 09 12:14 AM Kris: maybe you can use that technique for whatever “wild moves” you have planned for me in bed
·       Apr 09 12:16 AM Sassy: hmmmm
·       Apr 09 12:17 AM Kris: hmmm?
·       Apr 09 12:17 AM Sassy: thinking
·       Apr 09 12:17 AM Sassy: got a little lost mulling over… you… in bed… me…
·       Apr 09 12:17 AM Kris: lost in what way?
·       Apr 09 12:18 AM Sassy: in my mind… fantasizing
·       Apr 09 12:19 AM Kris: ok…just when i thought it was safe to go…tell me…
·       Apr 09 12:19 AM Sassy: Sleep is more important
·       Apr 09 12:19 AM Sassy: Plenty of time later
·       Apr 09 12:19 AM Sassy: I probably won’t be online tomorrow night
·       Apr 09 12:19 AM Sassy: It’s a busy project night with an after party
·       Apr 09 12:20 AM Kris: won’t be able to chat?
·       Apr 09 12:20 AM Sassy: right
·       Apr 09 12:20 AM Kris: what’s the party like?
·       Apr 09 12:20 AM Sassy: take over the top floor of a restaurant
·       Apr 09 12:21 AM Kris: with project people?
·       Apr 09 12:21 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 09 12:22 AM Kris: ok…sounds “different”…fun…
·       Apr 09 12:22 AM Kris: did u read my email…
·       Apr 09 12:22 AM Sassy: remind me to show you a photo tomorrow
·       Apr 09 12:22 AM Sassy: or Th, from the party
·       Apr 09 12:22 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 09 12:23 AM Sassy: Can you go now?
·       Apr 09 12:23 AM Kris: meaning say good nite?
·       Apr 09 12:24 AM Sassy: Yes and yes
·       Apr 09 12:24 AM Kris: yes…nite sexy Sassy.
·       Apr 09 12:24 AM Sassy: Mwah! Sweet sexy dreams Kris!

by

Mr. Ernest I. Wantu

Tuesday, April 8, 2014 
Kris: Whoopee!….A REAL SEX DATE coming up! Me says to me self, that girl that picked on me will see–“I’m NOT a “chaser”–I’m NOT a chaser. Wait till she sees what my RIGHT hand can do…I’ll show HER”….Mr. Ernest Gushing 🙂 8:03 AM
Me: Good morning Mr Frisky! 8:29 AM
Kris: Good morning! Hope u have a good day! 9:05 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Tuesday, April 8, 2014 11:49 AM 
Subject: Thank you 
Hi Sexy Sassy,
Thank you for being so patient and kind with my “long gushing emails.”  I’m going to try and exercise a little self-control and not be too “high maintenance” for you–especially until after you’re finished with your latest project.  But I just want you to know how much I appreciate how nice you are–how patient with my “going on and on.”
But I also want you to know I’m looking forward to how naughty you no doubt can be too.  You may have “gotten a late start”–but there are no doubt some things you’re already comfortable with that I haven’t done yet—but may like to try with you.  Chatting is fun with you.  The sex part of the chatting is what the medical and mental health profession calls “Phase 1” of the sexual response cycle.  In my work I have to diagnose mental disorders using the “Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 4th Edition” published by the American Psychiatric Association (aka: DSM-IV).  DSM-V has just been published–but clinicians are not responsible to use the new version until this coming November.
There’s a whole section in it on “Sexual Dysfunctions.”  Of course, if you’re going to call something a “dysfunction”—it has to be compared to what’s considered “normal.”  “Normal” is considered able to enjoy the “four phases of sex” without “disturbance,” “pain” (unwanted pain that is) or inhibition:
1) Desire,
2) Excitement,
3) Orgasm,
4) Resolution.

So the DSM-IV states:

“Phase 1:  Desire:  This phase consists of fantasies about sexual activity and the desire to have sexual activity.”
I think we’re off to a “healthy start” with “Phase 1”–and the chatting helps—-  (According to you–my hand helped you along to “Phase 3” already.  Can I believe you?)
Here’s where your “vast experience” may come in handy.  After a very detailed description of exactly where the orgasmic contractions happen in both the male and female (want me to type it in another email?)—–the last sentence of “Phase 3: Orgasm” in the DSM-IV states:  “In both genders, the anal sphincter rhythmically contracts.”
Hmmmmm….there’s something I might like to do some more “field study” on….and see how that might be “explored” further….
Frisky
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Kris: shopped around….tstd.org is good as any…thanks for lead…tests 8 (not 7–includes herpes 1 & herpes 2)….going to one of their labs near me in NH tonite to pee & give blood….will scan results and attach to email to u thursday….Mr. Ernest I. Wantu 2:49 PM