May 16, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Hot mouth

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Kris: Enjoy lunch with mom. Hope sale of car happens soon…so one less thing for you to deal with. chat later… 🙂 11:33 AM

Me: Good morning! Hope you have a great day and don’t think of my hot mouth too much! 11:34 AM

Kris: Mmmmmm…that will be hard! (as will be one thing I’d like to put in there). 11:38 AM

Kris: Hot mouth. don’t think about! Hot mouth. don’t think about! Doin’ great. not thinkin’ about. 😉 1:13 PM

Me: Licking you… sucking you… swallowing around you! 1:35 PM

Kris: Omg….stop it. I like it (as the “good girl” said who felt guilty cuz it felt SO good)…..and some things I wanna lick and suck on YOU too! 1:40 PM

Me: Like what parts? 1:41 PM

Kris: Lick and suck your nipples, lick your tongue, nibble on your ears, run my tongue down your stomach, kissing, licking on way down to clit, pushing tongue inside you, licking clit, suck in nipples, back to licking clit….use your imagination….feel free to start without me….get off…in your shower later….right now…. 😉 1:50 PM

Kris: If I missed things let me know….suck on fingers….any and all parts….any order…any pressure….any speed…..give direction….tell me what you want….and how…..use me. 1:55 PM

Kris: Be very wet. groan 1:55 PM

Me: Wowzers! You are letting the frisky fly today! Yummy! 2:04 PM

Kris: Sitting in underwear trying to work….serious pre-cum fluid flowing out of tip of cock…..gotta stop and focus….or won’t be done in time to play/chat later 2:05 PM

Kris: Fly some more frisky later. have some of your vast research resources ready “Dr. S” 😉 2:07 PM

Kris: Took a break to work out at the gym for an hour…going home now to finish …may delay time I can get on to chat…stopping now to buy condoms….never know when a fella might ’em. try not to think of me in u 6:23 PM

Me: In me. Mmm… Just leaving Mom’s. I slept until 11 this morning, so I’ll be on whenever you get there. 6:27 PM

Kris: Here’s something that made me laugh just now…so I just came out of Walmart. I’m crouched down squatting in the aisle with the condoms…cuz the ones I’m holding to look at….Trojan Ecstasy Magnum….were on the bottom shelf. As I’m looking at them…crouched down there…I hear a guy’s voice in a low subdued volume say “good choice.” big, hispanic guy pushing shopping cart with wife and two kids in tow. startled I turn and laugh…he keeps going….doesn’t even look back at me. like he never even said it….made me laugh….still laughing thinking about it! 6:52 PM

Kris: Hopefully b done and able to chat by 10:15 at latest. still “chipper”? 9:14 PM

Me: Still at dinner, so it’s fine. Oh yeah…hot mouth. 😉 9:15 PM

Kris: Eating out or in? I’m fasting today….living on black coffee. 9:19 PM

Me: Eating out. 9:19 PM

Kris: K….back to work….finish line’s in view….then play with u…. 🙂 9:22 PM

Kris: U home? 10:19 PM

Me: Just got home. Ready to frisky me? 10:25 PM

Kris: R u frisky? 10:25 PM

Kris: Laptop giving me a little trouble…restarting and hopefully on chat shortly. 10:30 PM

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· May 17 10:41 PM Kris: Hi!

· May 17 10:41 PM Sassy: You made it!

· May 17 10:42 PM Kris: had a little trouble with my laptop

· May 17 10:42 PM Sassy: Bummer

· May 17 10:42 PM Kris: yeah…oh well…here now

· May 17 10:45 PM Kris: wassup?

· May 17 10:46 PM Sassy: Not much.

· May 17 10:47 PM Sassy: My mom left her purse in my car, which I didn’t see until I got home. Had to turn around and go back.

· May 17 10:47 PM Kris: how long is it to her house from yours?

· May 17 10:47 PM Sassy: 25 min

· May 17 10:47 PM Kris: that’s no fun!

· May 17 10:49 PM Sassy: I need to look around, check before I leave there

· May 17 10:49 PM Sassy: So… you frisky?

· May 17 10:49 PM Sassy: Like me talking nasty to you all day?

· May 17 10:49 PM Sassy: Pining for some sassy ness?

· May 17 10:52 PM Kris: yes! it was fun…looking forward to tomorrow. just lost a little steam right now though. F’..ing work took forever today – just finished it and now “crashing” just a little…not real tired. just went from “really up” earlier to “a llttle down”…but yes, definitely pining for some sassy ness!

· May 17 10:52 PM Sassy: I hear you… I almost fell asleep at dinner

· May 17 10:52 PM Sassy: We can frisk and sass tomorrow if you like

· May 17 10:53 PM Kris: well…I HOPE so…tomorrow…can chat a little here if you like…or not…how are you doing?

· May 17 10:56 PM Sassy: Doing okay… watching porn… hoping that perks me up. ; )

· May 17 10:57 PM Kris: ok now fess up – was your “dream” about being naked on my bike a dream while you were asleep…or a “day dream”?

· May 17 10:57 PM Sassy: asleep

· May 17 10:57 PM Sassy: It is really sticking with me… thought about it a lot today

· May 17 10:58 PM Kris: what was that like…thinking about it?

· May 17 10:59 PM Kris: were you analyzing it…or just experiencing thinking about it…why did you think about it a lot?

· May 17 11:00 PM Sassy: Reveling in thinking about it… wondering what it felt like to you with that leather and motor between your legs… the vibration in your balls…trying to figure out where we could have been that it was safe to do it

· May 17 11:02 PM Kris: I was actually thinking about that too…trying to figure out if there was actually a place where we could actually do it. city is probably tricky…where I live there are a zillion “safe” places…no one around.

· May 17 11:02 PM Kris: any “hidden parks”….places out of the way…where a bike could go but no people?

· May 17 11:02 PM Kris: might want to wait for a really warm day though…LOL

· May 17 11:04 PM Sassy: Fun how a simple idea is so alluring… kind of double forbidden because you need to be very covered to ride, and then there’s the whole naked outside thing

· May 17 11:06 PM Kris: here’s an image for you…which you can actually see tomorrow. when I wear my chaps only a small part of my jeans at my crotch is showing….and it bunches up…to make it even more “eye catching”….it’s fun to watch women’s eyes….they try to hide it…but they really can’t….it’s like an “eye magnet”. They look real quick…but I catch them…you’ll see what I mean when I see you tomorrow….

· May 17 11:09 PM Kris: so picture just the chaps with nothing else!

· May 17 11:09 PM Sassy: Oh my

· May 17 11:09 PM Kris: what?

· May 17 11:09 PM Sassy: That sounds uber sexy

· May 17 11:09 PM Sassy: Think of my hands on the leather and my mouth in between!

· May 17 11:10 PM Kris: you want me to talk to you while you’re doing tha? I’ll have PLENTY to say…or sounds I’ll be making if words are hard to form : )

· May 17 11:12 PM Sassy: Sure!

· May 17 11:12 PM Kris: wanted to say something about what you said earlier…

· May 17 11:12 PM Kris: about what it feels like to have leather and motor between legs…vibration on balls…

· May 17 11:13 PM Kris: never actually felt it that way….

· May 17 11:14 PM Kris: doesn’t feel directly “sexy” – more like “power”…but it IS kind of sexy overall. partly because it’s a little “bad”…that’s the word everyone uses when they see my new toy….they say: “Kris!…you’re a ‘bad” man.” They mean it in a certain “naughty/cool” way.but you could sit on the bike and feel it vibrate….and see if it does anything for you that way….

· May 17 11:16 PM Sassy: You like being bad sometimes

· May 17 11:16 PM Kris: depends on what you mean by it. but yes….sometimes…

· May 17 11:18 PM Kris: but in fact I’m not a “bad” man….but a rather good one….so the whole thing’s a little “pretentious”….but still fun to “play act”

· May 17 11:18 PM Sassy: similar to me

· May 17 11:18 PM Kris: how so?

· May 17 11:18 PM Sassy: very good girl

· May 17 11:19 PM Sassy: Just need to let the adventurous side out sometimes

· May 17 11:19 PM Sassy: not be restrained

· May 17 11:19 PM Kris: the “Sassy” side…right?

· May 17 11:19 PM Sassy: Bad Kris

· May 17 11:20 PM Sassy: All your sides are safe with me!

· May 17 11:20 PM Kris: LOL! but actually…or me sex is not that way so much. I think it’s a little different for me than you in that way….

· May 17 11:21 PM Kris: I know I’m safe with you….that doesn’t even factor in for me.

· May 17 11:21 PM Sassy: excellent

· May 17 11:22 PM Kris: I just want you to get enough out of it all.

· May 17 11:22 PM Sassy: I am really looking forward to tomorrow

· May 17 11:22 PM Kris: me too

· May 17 11:23 PM Kris: I was thinking if I could convince my wife to let me off the hook on attending church I wouldn’t be under as much pressure to get there by 12…because I have to go to the storage shed to get the bike first.

· May 17 11:23 PM Kris: so 12 might be pushing it.

· May 17 11:24 PM Kris: 12:30 might be safer .if she objects to me skipping church…which i’m sure she probably will…

· May 17 11:25 PM Sassy: That’s fine

· May 17 11:25 PM Sassy: No sense getting in trouble for 30 min

· May 17 11:26 PM Kris: that’s true. so let’s make it 12:30

· May 17 11:27 PM Kris: what else you thinking?

· May 17 11:30 PM Sassy: I probably should go… can’t keep my eyes open.

· May 17 11:30 PM Kris: LOL. ok. night…sleep well….see you at 12:30 “with bells on”….Mwah!

· May 17 11:31 PM Sassy: 13 hours

· May 17 11:31 PM Sassy: jingle jingle

· May 17 11:31 PM Kris: 😀

· May 17 11:31 PM Sassy: remember the parking limits don’t apply Sundays

· May 17 11:31 PM Kris: ok

· May 17 11:32 PM Sassy: Hugs with groping!

· May 17 11:32 PM Kris: Mmmmm…don’t stop. NIGHT!

May 15, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Hilarious and too nice

Friday, May 16, 2014

Kris: Good morning! hope u slept well…tgif. 🙂 9:19 AM

Me: Good morning hot stuff! How are you? I slept like a stone! So chipper this morning. Looking at a quiet day at work…I hope. Mwah! 9:27 AM

Kris: Glad to hear it! Mwah back at ya! 9:31 AM

Me: What’re you up to today? I have to make it to 4 pm in here, then I’ll have a quiet evening at home. 9:40 AM

Kris: At office doing paperwork then meet with supervisor. Need to edit a lot. was hoping to get out of here by 2….but 4 is more likely. 🙁 a text from u “brightens the moment”…. 🙂 11:13 AM

Me: It is such important work you do. I rarely have a “hey, that mattered!” day but I hope you can see results of your work all the time. 11:21 AM

Me: Heard from AM guy I met last October. No sex, just chat and a blow job back then. I call him Sneezy – he is allergic to cats… and me. He writes to see if I am available. Told him no. Can’t figure out why he writes if he is just going to sneeze the whole time! I wish I knew a catless woman for him. 🙂 11:26 AM

Kris: Well….not all the time….but I do notice myself doing good enough to keep me wanting to keep doing it. Especially considering the pay’s not all that great. I had a fun moment yesterday….put a child on my Harley seat…with his single mom watching and smiling….I turned the engine on and let him work the throttle…roar the engine….music was playing pretty loud too….then I took him down….turned off the engine…but left the music on. he danced around in the yard to the music….while I talked to his mom. little things like that “keep me going”…. 🙂 11:36 AM

Kris: My last message was obviously a reply to your previous one…. 11:37 AM

Kris: Here’s my brief reply to your last one….YOU’RE HILARIOUS….AND TOO NICE. one last thought….then have to get back to work…. 11:40 AM

Kris: Like to revisit chatting about when you ARE available to someone else…and me at same time…to rephrase that famous playwright: “To share or not to share…that is the question”……ok…..gotta exercise painful self-control and resist your charms here for awhile…later though will resume! 🙂 11:48 AM

Kris: Just left the office…now get to fight rush-hour traffic home for next hour…Whoopee!!! Watcha up to sexy? 4:39 PM

Kris: Stuck in traffic…..watcha up to? 6:18 PM

Me: Just saw Godzilla with Hubby! 6:40 PM

Kris: YEAH!!!!!!!!…..U went to movies! almost home….then to concert. 6:46 PM

Kris: Home….last text till after show….how late will u b up? 6:51 PM

Me: Enjoy! Have fun! Rock! Not sure how late…will leave chat open until I go to bed. 6:55 PM

Kris: K…will check later.. 7:13 PM

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Kris: Home and tired but checking to see if you’re still up/online. 11:37 PM

Me: I am. 11:38 PM

Kris: K…getting on now… 🙂 11:39 PM

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· May 16 11:38 PM Sassy: Hiya! How was it?

· May 16 11:42 PM Kris: Amazing…lots of fun! How was the Godzilla movie?

· May 16 11:42 PM Sassy: Quite good! It rolls along

· May 16 11:43 PM Kris: did you go because that kind of movie is mostly “Hubby’s thing”?

· May 16 11:44 PM Sassy: His date cancelled… he was so forlorn

· May 16 11:44 PM Sassy: Didn’t want to go alone, have no one to talk to about it

· May 16 11:44 PM Sassy: So I took pity on him and volunteered to go along

· May 16 11:44 PM Sassy: He is super into it

· May 16 11:45 PM Kris: was his date a meet that cancelled…or was he planning on going to the movie with her?

· May 16 11:45 PM Sassy: not sure the difference?

· May 16 11:46 PM Kris: ok…to put it more simply – was he planning on going to the movie with his date who cancelled?

· May 16 11:46 PM Sassy: He had planned to take her to the movie

· May 16 11:47 PM Sassy: This is his #2 gal. I think she is over him, just not saying so

· May 16 11:47 PM Kris: what do you mean by #2? and how do you know she is over him or why do you think that?

· May 16 11:48 PM Sassy: He has two gals

· May 16 11:48 PM Sassy: She takes 2 days to answer his texts, backs out of dates…

· May 16 11:49 PM Sassy: Did you go to the concert with someone?

· May 16 11:49 PM Kris: yes….my wife

· May 16 11:49 PM Sassy: Cool!

· May 16 11:50 PM Kris: I told her I appreciated that she’s a good sport, goes along with things i’m interested in. not that she didn’t enjoy it…she did…but this whole “phase” of mine is part of what she’s “adapting to”….if that makes any sense…

· May 16 11:51 PM Sassy: Sure. That’s what I was today… a good sport

· May 16 11:52 PM Kris: I know…and in fact when I was sitting at the concert tonight I made that connection….you’re both like that in almost an identical way- very accommodating..unselfish.

· May 16 11:53 PM Kris: but you find ways to “take care of yourself” too right? wink

· May 16 11:55 PM Kris: speaking of which (I hope)….any further thoughts about what you want to do on Sunday?

· May 16 11:55 PM Sassy: Been thinking about Sunday. I like your theory of doing something first, then coming here

· May 16 11:56 PM Sassy: Haven’t quite figured out where yet

· May 16 11:56 PM Sassy: If you have any hankerings let me know

· May 16 11:56 PM Kris: do you have eating in mind?

· May 16 11:57 PM Sassy: Other ideas? Depends on the weather I suppose

· May 16 11:58 PM Kris: haven’t gotten that far. not sure….been so busy up till now haven’t even really thought about the details. let me check the weather right now real quick…

· May 16 11:58 PM Sassy: I was thinking of taking you to the cemetery

· May 16 11:59 PM Kris: you gonna kill me?….just dumping me would be less extreme…

· May 16 11:59 PM Sassy: Ha ha… noooo

· May 16 11:59 PM Sassy: It’s beautiful there. Some history, some flowers

· May 17 12:00 AM Sassy: Beautiful trees and little paths

· May 17 12:00 AM Sassy: Have you been to Mt Auburn?

· May 17 12:00 AM Kris: No…sounds nice. I like that…..

· May 17 12:01 AM Sassy: I know it’s odd…

· May 17 12:01 AM Kris: Sunday’s forecast calls for “partly sunny…30% chance of showers in the afternoon…highs in the upper 60s”…so that’s not too bad…

· May 17 12:01 AM Sassy: But very peaceful. Good for a little stroll

· May 17 12:01 AM Kris: it’s not odd…..

· May 17 12:02 AM Kris: I’ll be with you!

· May 17 12:02 AM Sassy: There are two lakes

· May 17 12:02 AM Sassy: Awww

· May 17 12:02 AM Kris: no seriously. it’s all part of it for me.

· May 17 12:02 AM Sassy: Do you like Greek food? There’s a nice little Greek place near there

· May 17 12:02 AM Kris: spend time with you…

· May 17 12:03 AM Sassy: You can “meet my dad”

· May 17 12:03 AM Kris: sure….just that i’m on a “shoestring budget”….

· May 17 12:03 AM Kris: who’s your dad?

· May 17 12:03 AM Sassy: He is buried there

· May 17 12:04 AM Kris: oh….does going there help you remember him?

· May 17 12:04 AM Sassy: Eh… not really

· May 17 12:05 AM Kris: just a nice place in general…and he happens to be buried there….

· May 17 12:05 AM Sassy: Yes

· May 17 12:05 AM Kris: sure. sounds nice.

· May 17 12:06 AM Sassy: Here’s the menu for Greek Corner… http://www.greekcorner.us/menu.pdf

· May 17 12:06 AM Sassy: Lots of ways to eat for less than $10/person

· May 17 12:06 AM Kris: you’re funny! sending me a menu…thanks.

· May 17 12:07 AM Kris: I can probably meet you by 12:00…if you want me to. where?

· May 17 12:08 AM Sassy: There is a main gate on Mt Auburn Street

· May 17 12:09 AM Sassy: If you go in and take the.. hmm… 2nd right? There is a little circle where people park

· May 17 12:10 AM Kris: What’s the name of the cemetary?

· May 17 12:10 AM Sassy: https://www.google.com/maps/@42.371862,-71.142182,15z?hl=en

· May 17 12:10 AM Sassy: Mount Auburn Cemetary

· May 17 12:11 AM Kris: ok. I’ll be on my bike

· May 17 12:11 AM Sassy: Oh my

· May 17 12:11 AM Sassy: It’s where Rte 16 dead ends into Mt Auburn Street

· May 17 12:11 AM Kris: ok

· May 17 12:12 AM Kris: just out of curiosity – if I get there at 12:00…when would we eat…versus walk around?

· May 17 12:13 AM Sassy: You want to eat first?

· May 17 12:13 AM Kris: doesn’t matter….what would you prefer?

· May 17 12:14 AM Sassy: checking their hours- They open at noon

· May 17 12:16 AM Kris: the Greek place?

· May 17 12:16 AM Sassy: yes. Want to do that first and then walk it off?

· May 17 12:16 AM Kris: sure

· May 17 12:16 AM Sassy: Okay. So meet there? It’s on Mass Ave, just off Rte 16

· May 17 12:16 AM Kris: yes

· May 17 12:17 AM Sassy: 2366 Mass Ave, North Cambridge 02140

· May 17 12:17 AM Sassy: Should I email that to you?

· May 17 12:17 AM Sassy: Or text it?

· May 17 12:18 AM Kris: no….that’s ok. I can refer back to this conversation – it’s saved almost forever. I just clicked on the link to it that you gave me above…address is on that too…but thanks…

· May 17 12:18 AM Sassy: I will ooh and aah over your bike

· May 17 12:19 AM Kris: you make me laugh…will you be able to chat with me tomorrow night?

· May 17 12:19 AM Sassy: I had a dream last night that you were sitting on your bike naked

· May 17 12:19 AM Sassy: and I was taking photos!

· May 17 12:19 AM Kris: seriously?

· May 17 12:20 AM Sassy: Yeah… very interesting

· May 17 12:20 AM Sassy: and then I did it

· May 17 12:20 AM Kris: did what?

· May 17 12:20 AM Sassy: Sat on your bike naked

· May 17 12:20 AM Kris: you weren’t afraid?

· May 17 12:21 AM Sassy: Of it stilling still? No

· May 17 12:21 AM Sassy: I don’t know where we were

· May 17 12:21 AM Kris: did you really dream this…or are you making it up?…lol

· May 17 12:22 AM Sassy: I should be able to chat. Seeing the Preakness with Mom, so will be home by around 7:30

· May 17 12:23 AM Kris: what’s the Preakness?

· May 17 12:23 AM Sassy: a horse race

· May 17 12:23 AM Kris: a live one someplace….or on tv?

· May 17 12:23 AM Sassy: on TV. It’s part of the triple crown, in Baltimore.

· May 17 12:24 AM Kris: shows how little I know about it

· May 17 12:24 AM Sassy: 2nd race, after the Kentucky Derby two weeks ago

· May 17 12:24 AM Sassy: I only tune in for these three races – Belmont Stakes is the third, in June

· May 17 12:24 AM Sassy: Mom likes to see the horses. She grew up on a farm

· May 17 12:25 AM Kris: so the triple crown is those three big races?

· May 17 12:25 AM Sassy: Yes. Excuse for a little party

· May 17 12:26 AM Kris: party?

· May 17 12:26 AM Sassy: cookies

· May 17 12:27 AM Sassy: raspberry lime rickies

· May 17 12:27 AM Kris: what’s that?

· May 17 12:27 AM Sassy: sprite or 7 up with raspberry syrup and fresh lime

· May 17 12:28 AM Kris: I think you told me that before…I forgot…might not be the last time…lol

· May 17 12:28 AM Sassy: No worries

· May 17 12:28 AM Kris: there’s a reason I asked about chatting tomorrow night

· May 17 12:28 AM Sassy: So Greek Corner, Mt Auburn, my place… sound good!

· May 17 12:28 AM Sassy: Oh?

· May 17 12:28 AM Kris: want you to help me “prime the pump”

· May 17 12:29 AM Sassy: What?

· May 17 12:29 AM Kris: you know…talk about sex

· May 17 12:30 AM Sassy: Aha

· May 17 12:30 AM Kris: you remember…sex…..right?

· May 17 12:30 AM Kris: lol

· May 17 12:30 AM Kris: it will come back to you

· May 17 12:31 AM Sassy: I can google it

· May 17 12:31 AM Kris: ha ha

· May 17 12:31 AM Sassy: : )

· May 17 12:32 AM Sassy: I will dig up some gifs or videos or photos

· May 17 12:32 AM Kris: you’re good at “steering in that direction” with ideas…and you just precluded this…..AGAIN….smarty pants!

· May 17 12:33 AM Sassy: What? precluded?

· May 17 12:34 AM Kris: I start to type something and you’ve already typed it before I could ask the question…..which makes me laugh….

· May 17 12:34 AM Sassy: hee

· May 17 12:34 AM Kris: so you’re a “smarty pants”…get it?

· May 17 12:34 AM Sassy: ayup

· May 17 12:35 AM Kris: so you can sit on my bike. but if we’re naked at the cemetary we’ll get arrested…we’ll have to do that part someplace else!

· May 17 12:35 AM Sassy: Good thought. Need to put a towel on the seat.

· May 17 12:35 AM Kris: what? to not sit on it naked at the cemetary? or to sit on it naked someplace else?

· May 17 12:36 AM Kris: why…are you going to get it all wet again?

· May 17 12:36 AM Sassy: Yes

· May 17 12:36 AM Sassy: yup

· May 17 12:36 AM Kris: oh good. I feel like something i’m doing is working. at least a little. lol

· May 17 12:38 AM Kris: have a rough timeline in mind for time we would be at your place?

· May 17 12:40 AM Sassy: I was guessing about 2 PM ? Depending on how long we walk or drive around the cemetery

· May 17 12:40 AM Kris: till when….about?

· May 17 12:40 AM Sassy: Not sure. H may have a date

· May 17 12:41 AM Sassy: that will give us more time

· May 17 12:41 AM Sassy: If not probably shouldn’t push it too late

· May 17 12:42 AM Kris: ok…and if he doesn’t have a date….not pushing it too late means what….approximately?

· May 17 12:42 AM Kris: then there’s just what you’d prefer…

· May 17 12:43 AM Sassy: Depends… maybe 7 PM ?

· May 17 12:43 AM Kris: ok…sounds good…plenty of time….just helps me to have a rough idea.

· May 17 12:43 AM Sassy: May know more tomorrow

· May 17 12:44 AM Kris: ok….no worries…

· May 17 12:44 AM Kris: you tired?

· May 17 12:44 AM Sassy: Getting there. You?

· May 17 12:45 AM Kris: I was more so earlier….talking to you has “perked me up”…but getting there too….want to say goodnight for now….chat around 8:00 or so tomorrow night…..lots of sex talk?

· May 17 12:46 AM Sassy: Sounds wonderful. Sleep well dear man

· May 17 12:46 AM Kris: You too Sassy Girl! Mwah!

May 14, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Left his phone home

Thursday, May 15, 2014

From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: May 15, 2014 2:41 PM

Re: Job search site

Thanks “S” (this kind of email is the kind that makes me want to know your real name–which I will find out yet! ^-^ ) You’re so helpful! Makes you even “nicer” : ) <3 —and more sexy in a certain way to me. That might not make sense to you…but it does. Kris.

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2014 3:30 PM

Subject: can’t text till i get home…left personal cell phone at home

Hi Sassy!

I left my personal cell phone at home so i can’t text you…otherwise i would have probably already sent a bunch of texts….just to “make your day” ; ) and because i’m such a chatterbox….which apparently you don’t seem to mind. Anyhow…here are some random things I’ve been thinking. If you happen to come on…respond if you have time to answer any questions. So here goes some “random rambling”:

Right now I’m sitting at a Starbucks typing this on my laptop…before I have to do some work. I’ve been thinking of you most of the day. Here’s what I’ve been thinking

1) Unless you’ve already filled my spot with some other lucky guy for tonight–I was fantasizing about popping over tonight on my bike after I finish work–just for a very short visit with you someplace other than your apartment. We could meet someplace for a snack—or I could just ride my bike into your garage and grope you right there. Kiss you, hug you, listen to music from my bike, have you sit on the back seat (not ride on it—just SIT on it).

What do you think? I know you were looking forward to a quiet night in. But we could make it a very short visit. I could be there by 7:30 or 8:00…and leave by 9:30-10:00. Just a couple of hours. I know for most guys you’ve been with in the past that’s more than enough time to have plenty of sex (and ORGASMS)….and maybe I’ll get to that point with you. But i’m still in the stage of needing more time with you….so just hugging, kissing, rubbing your back, maybe some “heavy petting”…everything short of fucking….would be nice. ANYHOW….let me know. If not, I’ll just head to the gym….and chat with you later (probably around 10:00).

2) Good news! My wife just got hired for most of the summer! It’s obviously only a seasonal job–but for now it’s better than nothing. She doesn’t start until mid-June –a whole month away. But it will be full-time for at least a couple of months–and give us a little “breathing room” for her to continue to look for full-time work when that ends.

WHAT THAT MEANS FOR YOU AND ME (besides maybe a little “fun” spending money) is that YOU CAN COME FUCK ME AT MY HOUSE—AND WE COULD DO SOMETHING FOR AN OVERNIGHT–OR WHOLE WEEKEND—IF YOU COULD GET AWAY AND WANTED TO! I’m already dreaming up all kinds of adventures. Boating, biking, camping (it’s a luxury tent and i’d buy a very comfortable blow-up bed that i could comfortably fuck you on under the stars at night). I could go on and on. I was thinking of how I could outfit the bottom of my boat with plywood and a bed mattress so we could fuck in there comfortably—rocking gently on a lake, or bay at the Cape, or the Charles River—in broad daylight (under the boat canopy)—or under the stars. THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!

3) I’m going to look at that positions website you sent….hope the “main thing” gets better (especially for you–it’s great for me).

4) Thank you for saying you think I write “beautifully.” I won’t feign false modesty. Numerous people have told me that over the years…so I guess it must be true. My doctoral level professor commented frequently “you write well.” Even my current supervisor at work says “Kris, I’m not cutting you any slack on not getting your paperwork done because you know how to write really well. You just don’t get it done.”

5) My business cell phone is a “ghetto phone” (horrible expression, oh well)…so I can’t text you on it. And I don’t have your phone number anyplace except on my phone. But you can call me on my business cell phone if you want to...no problem at all….not monitored by anyone…and only I have access to it. [phone number]

Well…that’s about it for now. Let me know if you want a short visit tonight. It’s an “impulse thought” and I won’t be “crushed” if you say…”let’s wait.” So let me know what you’d prefer….cuz I’m getting very comfortable with you (in a positive, secure way–not in a “bored” or “taking you for granted” way). So you can tell me what you prefer…and it will be ok.

Off to work…VROOM, VROOM…SO MUCH FUN RIDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kris

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From: Sassy

To: Kris

Sent: May 15, 2014 6:00 PM

Re: can’t text till i get home…left personal cell phone at home

Hiya Kris!

Wow… you are full of ideas today! And numbered them! Whee

1) I can’t do tonight. Sorry I didn’t see this earlier to let you know. I am done in after three nights out and long day at work. My plan is to eat and then sleep. I may be asleep by 7:30 pm. I wouldn’t be very good company. I’m so sorry… keep asking!

2) Congrats to your wife! and to you! I hope this summer job will be a good thing. You are full of great ideas! I will try to be adventurous with you.

3) I may send you some more web sites. Maybe even some p0rn!

4) So many men write poorly. I am not a grammar queen but I like a message that is more than “ya wanna?” You are one of the best I’ve ever seen!

5) Thanks for the work phone #. I probably won’t use it but I saved it anyway. I am so glad you can relax a bit about me. Spend less time worrying and more fantasizing! 🙂

Have fun VROOMING!

-S

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: May 15, 2014 7:40 PM

Re: can’t text till i get home…left personal cell phone at home

Hi Sassy,

No problem on the time of your response to my email. I don’t know if you check personal email from work–but didn’t expect you to see it before after work. And if you hadn’t gotten to it even by now…..oh well, just would have headed home. Right now I’m stopped at a Cumberland Farms—which is a “crossroads of decision”. I could have either continued on to see you…or go home. I’m typing on my laptop which is sitting on the seat of my bike. Going home now (to gym first). Sounds like you won’t be up to chat as late as 10:00….so I’ll assume we won’t talk again tonight.

If you want to send me porn sites….send away. I haven’t looked at that “positions” site yet—but definitely plan to before Sunday. If for no other reason than to “prime the pump” (take that any way you like) 😀 but also to hopefully get ideas of things we both would really get off by and like a lot.

I took a look at the project newsletter—and went to the website and looked at that too. Both look great! Of course, I was also diligently snooping around to see if there was anyplace that listed your real name. There wasn’t–so I’ll just have to prompt some more stories from your childhood–and wait for you to slip. ^_^

I don’t know how long the concert will last tomorrow night–but it starts at 8:00pm–so it will probably be late before I get home tomorrow night. Maybe chat Saturday night?

In the meantime, let me know what you want to do in terms of how long together Sunday?—meet someplace first?—-hours available at your house?…..all that “stuff.”

Mwah! ….Sleep well.

Kris

P.S.— Of course there’s always bothering you with endless texts that don’t always make sense. So don’t think you’re getting off THAT easy! ; )

May 13, 2015 by Sassy Girl

It’s real

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Kris: maybe you can add my wife to your “benevolent hit list/prayer list?” she’s applying to job. what would life be like if the “celestial godfather in the sky made your boss go away….and my wife for the summer? Poor little me would be all alone in my big bed night after night with no one to comfort me. 😉 7:34 AM

Me: Oh my… good morning! 7:49 AM

Kris: too tame….u can do better than that “S”…… 🙂 7:55 AM

Me: Maybe after breakfast. 😉 7:55 AM

Kris: putting things in your mouth? Mmmmmn….ok…….dropping off car….picking up bike….riding to work today…..later! 8:05 AM

Me: Might put things in your mouth! Have a great day! 8:14 AM

Kris: Mmmmm…that would be nice too! Rode bike on highway to work for first time…..looked down and was going 90 and no vibration…..smooth as butter….safe and sound. So when do you want YOUR ride? (Going slow on gentle back road.) 11:32 AM

Kris: ….other than “never” 😉 11:52 AM

Kris: And on a more serious note….all these alleged things we plan on doing to each other….any further thoughts on when/how/where? 11:55 AM

Me: Would you like to visit me Thursday or Friday evening? Or sometime Sunday? I need to double-check with Hubby but those look open. 12:56 PM

Me: Sending you a link with job ideas for wife. 12:56 PM

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From: Sassy

To: Kris

Sent: Wednesday, May 14, 2014 1:59 PM

Subject: Job search site

Hiya Kris,

I found this cool job ad aggregator for higher ed (takes all the ads posted by colleges and universities), typed in your wife’s occupation and your zip code and got a list of open jobs

Higher Education Recruitment Consortium – HERC Jobs showing 20269 job search results.

Check back frequently as new jobs are posted every day. Find your next career here!

main.hercjobs.org

Hard for me to go any further not knowing her credentials but maybe there will be something your wife would want.

-S

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Kris: Does that mean I actually have to show up and have SEX with you? How bout two days….because I need so much practice? Could do Thurs but it would be a little late….7:30 before I could get there. Sunday’s open. Thanks for job search help….I’ll check it out. Looking for far away “travel jobs” for her? (kidding) 🙂 2:18 PM

Kris: Hi! heading home…..any further thoughts….whatever works….so look forward to seeing/being with u. cant do fri…..going to a concert – Christmas gift from 3 of my kids. otherwise…..I’m all yours! 5:47 PM

Me: I’m out tonight at a project thing! I’ll ping when I get home? Probably 10:30 or so…we’ll make a plan! 6:13 PM

Kris: Ok…just got to gym but it’s early now….so will surely b home long before 10:30…i.and will look forward to talking later….and planning what mischief we can cook up together! 😉 7:14 PM

Kris: I’m on…u home? 10:57 PM

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· May 14 11:15 PM Kris: Hi!

· May 14 11:16 PM Sassy: Hiya! So you wanna visit tomorrow? Or Sunday?

· May 14 11:16 PM Kris: you have a preference?

· May 14 11:16 PM Sassy: Would have longer Sunday, I assume

· May 14 11:16 PM Kris: yes….

· May 14 11:16 PM Sassy: Sunday. : )

· May 14 11:17 PM Kris: how long is hubby going to be out?

· May 14 11:17 PM Sassy: However long I tell him.

· May 14 11:17 PM Kris: hah….you’re funny….so how long do you want to tell him?

· May 14 11:18 PM Sassy: How long can you be here?

· May 14 11:19 PM Kris: long as I want….and you can put up with me…

· May 14 11:20 PM Kris: just use the same excuse…..have to work on paperwork at office…. could see you by 12

· May 14 11:21 PM Sassy: Let me talk to him… have a little time to plan

· May 14 11:21 PM Kris: ok. we could meet someplace else first….before we went to your house

· May 14 11:23 PM Kris: if you wanted to…..to take a little pressure off how long he had to be gone….but to give us more time together…..

· May 14 11:24 P Kris: whatever you prefer…

· May 14 11:26 PM Sassy: Sounds good. Let me think on that.

· May 14 11:26 PM Kris: ok

· May 14 11:28 PM Kris: anything on your mind?

· May 14 11:29 PM Sassy: Mostly brainless

· May 14 11:29 PM Sassy: How your hands feel on my back

· May 14 11:30 PM Sassy: How your hands feel on my front!

· May 14 11:30 PM Kris: how do they?

· May 14 11:30 PM Sassy: Stupendous!

· May 14 11:30 PM Sassy: Sexy

· May 14 11:30 PM Kris: good

· May 14 11:32 PM Kris: i’m a little brainless myself…just tired from day, working out…but so glad to talk to you. Think about being with you…touching you…kissing you – all that good stuff. Lol!

· May 14 11:32 PM Sassy: How does my mouth feel on your front?

· May 14 11:32 PM Kris: what part?

· May 14 11:34 PM Kris: almost doesn’t matter how you answer that. my answer is: REALLY, REALLY GOOD! FANTASTIC! you’re like a snake charmer…mesmerize me…excite me…eventually get me off.

· May 14 11:34 PM Sassy: You know…Hee! Mesmerize is a wonderful word

· May 14 11:36 PM Kris: it’s like when you were kissing me in the parking garage the first time. I don’t know if that can be repeated, but it was like I was transported to some other place and was in some kind of trance, oblivious to pretty much everything except how you were making me feel…which was very excited and very good.

· May 14 11:36 PM Kris: you were SO SASSY! aggressive. groping me…grabbin me…rubbing me….kissing me……I never did that like that before.

· May 14 11:37 PM Kris: and you use your mouth in such a sexy way! kissing me…sometimes my nipples…suck on my cock. omg…..it feels so good the way you do it.

· May 14 11:38 PM Kris: just don’t gag yourself trying to see how far down your throat you can get it. LOL!

· May 14 11:39 PM Kris: i’m going to definitely do that “head over the bed cock in your mouth flicking/licking your nipples” scene…..

· May 14 11:39 PM Kris: need to look at that site you emailed me before Sunday….get more ideas…..

· May 14 11:40 PM Kris: maybe try the toys….even though they make you giggle.,…

· May 14 11:41 PM Kris: r u tired?

· May 14 11:43 PM Sassy: Yeah… sorry… and a little lost in reverie at the way you describe us

· May 14 11:44 PM Kris: am I making it up? I don’t think I am…at least not for me

· May 14 11:44 PM Sassy: No… it’s real.

· May 14 11:45 PM Kris: I could go on. but i’m tired too. how about we say goodnight and maybe chat tomorrow….if you’re free/able?

· May 14 11:48 PM Sassy: I expect to be. Will be nice to have a quiet evening at home!

· May 14 11:48 PM Sassy: and your words

· May 14 11:49 PM Kris: what about my words? (now i’m fishing a little—be lying if I said I wasn’t. lol)

· May 14 11:49 PM Sassy: fishing. ha ha

· May 14 11:49 PM Sassy: You write so beautifully… touches me.. challenges me… comforts me

· May 14 11:50 PM Kris: you’re sweet for saying so…thank you

· May 14 11:52 PM Sassy: I am sweet but that has nothing to do with this… TRUTH!

· May 14 11:53 PM Sassy: I know what I’m talking about

· May 14 11:53 PM Sassy: And you are so… normal

· May 14 11:53 PM Sassy: It’s refreshing

· May 14 11:53 PM Kris: “normal” isn’t a very “exciting” word…..compared to what?

· May 14 11:54 PM Sassy: Panties Man, Mr Scat, the Dom, the Sub, the chasers…

· May 14 11:55 PM Kris: LOL. you’re SO experienced – i’m like a little baby compared to you!

· May 14 11:55 PM Sassy: May you avoid all that crap

· May 14 11:55 PM Sassy: I learned something from each one, but I could skip most of it!

· May 14 11:56 PM Kris: well…I hope you get something out of me. I worry about it a little….

· May 14 11:56 PM Sassy: I had a revelation today

· May 14 11:56 PM Kris: oh?

· May 14 11:57 PM Sassy: I may try to get you to talk more…

· May 14 11:58 PM Kris: when we’re having sex?

· May 14 11:58 PM Sassy: yes

· May 14 11:58 PM Kris: like what?

· May 14 11:58 PM Sassy: bring out Bad Kris

· May 14 11:58 PM Kris: you want me to talk dirty to you?

· May 14 11:59 PM Sassy: might try that

· May 14 11:59 PM Kris: tell you how much I want to fuck you?

· May 15 12:00 AM Sassy: mmmm

· May 15 12:00 AM Sassy: what you’re going to do… how you feel when I do stuff…

· May 15 12:00 AM Sassy: If it’s not too distracting

· May 15 12:02 AM Kris: I’ll try anything. the worst that can happen is…nothing happens…doesn’t work. but we seem to be getting a little more comfortable willing to try some things. for me it’s about my insecurity that you would dump me if you didn’t get enough out of it soon enough…..but it seems you want to keep me around for awhile…..maybe “traninable material’. LOL

· May 15 12:05 AM Sassy: Maybe you can pretend I’m your bike

· May 15 12:05 AM Kris: I can easity tell you how good it feels when you do certain things….and I won’t be faking it…..it will be real…..because what you do feels fantastic…..and I’ll be happy to talk more about it when it’s happening. I don’t think it will be distracting…..might just add to the excitement, pleasure, horniness…

· May 15 12:06 AM Kris: omg…give me a break….the bike is fun….but I don’t want to fuck it!

· May 15 12:06 AM Sassy: I mean – how you feel on your bike. Hot, in control, master

· May 15 12:06 AM Kris: but I WOULD like to get you on it for a gentle, safe, slow ride

· May 15 12:06 AM Kris: oh…I see…. ok…..

· May 15 12:07 AM Kris: you want me to ravage you?

· May 15 12:08 AM Sassy: sometimes

· May 15 12:08 AM Sassy: If you like ravaging

· May 15 12:08 AM Kris: just don’t fall down so that I can’t get you up…which happened to me on my bike again today….in the middle of the street! Two guys passing by stopped to help me put it back up on two wheels….it weighs fucking 850 pounds.

· May 15 12:09 AM Sassy: Oh dear

· May 15 12:10 AM Kris: i’m great at high speeds…..it’s at really low speeds around corners that I need to learn the balancing thing…..that probably doesn’t instill a lot of confidence in my goal to get you on it….but by that time (if it ever happens) – I’ll be confident that you’d be safe and I know what i’m doing.

· May 15 12:11 AM Kris: back to sex……hot and heavy is good…..but it’s “in my head”……whether it’s a turn on to me or not……but I think you like it that way particularly…..am I wrong?

· May 15 12:12 AM Sassy: I have different moods…

· May 15 12:13 AM Sassy: I do like being pounded somedays. Other days… slow, gentle, ramp up slowly

· May 15 12:14 AM Kris: I’ll try to accomodate dear…

· May 15 12:15 AM Kris: I just stood up to get a power cord to plug in my laptop so it wouldn’t die….

· May 15 12:15 AM Kris: when I did…..

· May 15 12:16 AM Kris: I felt wetness on the tip of my cock – pre-cum seminal fluid leaking a little into my underpants. THAT’S what you do to me. and I’ll keep telling you and talking to you and feeding that fertile little imagination of yours…..if that helps.

· May 15 12:17 AM Kris: but listen…we need to say goodnight…even though all this sex talk is fun…and hope to chat tomorrow…ok?

· May 15 12:18 AM Sassy: Yes indeed

· May 15 12:19 AM Sassy: Sleep well

· May 15 12:19 AM Kris: ok…I’ll try to get home early if possible….but may be 10…sleep well, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite…Mwah!….

· May 15 12:20 AM Sassy: Mwah!

May 12, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Unflapped

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Kris: HI Sexy Sassy! Enjoy another “bitchy-boss-free” day at work today! Riding my bike now instead of my car…even to work. Tough male teens I work with will be “wowed”…they know about it and have been wanting to see it. Can’t wait to show it to you…even though it’s not your thing…cuz you”re such a sweet “stroker” (say nice things all the time, cheer on–even stuff you’re really not all that interested in). AND you’re an awesome stroker of “other things” too. 😉 9:22 AM

Me: Hiya hot stuff! So glad you are not dead. And having such fun riding! I look forward to stroking the bike and other things soon. 12:35 PM

Kris: 🙂 I love your choice of words sometimes. Like yesterday…when u said: “I’m not finished with you yet, Mister…”. “Mister” made me laugh…like a kid getting a scolding or “stern talking to”…..just made me laugh! I’m shopping for a different helmet right now…one I bought doesn’t fit. If I can get one in next hour will ride bike to work today…they’ll all think it’s cool….some people would be “put off” by scary-looking old dude on Harley dressed from head to foot in black leather for work….LOL! Hope your day’s going good. Miss u…hope to see u soon. 12:57 PM

Kris: got a cool leather “skull cap” helmet…gonna get my left ear pierced again….any ideas for an earring?….thinking what I used to have….small hanging gold cross 7:16 PM

Me: Oh my! Leather, gold… you are doing it up! I was thinking of nibbling your earring… 7:33 PM

Me: You can look thru my cache of earrings – I never change mine! 7:35 PM

Kris: :)…. did u have dinner w mom? 8:16 PM

Me: Yes. She signed the papers to sell her car, so I’ve been posting all over to find a buyer. 9:10 PM

Kris: on my way to my mom’s…b home late…..you’re a good daughter….but such a naughty girl! 😉 9:25 PM

Me: Your mom okay? Ha ha… good… bad… all parts of me! 9:42 PM

Kris: yes….I’m the “poor relation” right now…borrowing money….she knows what it’s like….she was very rich….then my dad lost it all….now she’s got money….is happy to help….I write promissory notes and pay her back with interest….just hate being in this spot….even if only temporary…..just leaving her house now…b home at 11:15. Mwah! 9:58 PM

Kris: unlikely I’ll “freak you out” this late into our relationship…..”unflappable” as you are….but there’s been something I’ve been thinking all day….so I just pulled over to type this: I’ve been thinking you have a part of me and know me in a way only you know…..and the other thing: I hope I can please you. That’s it. Two things…both of which I fully expect you’ll “take in stride”….like everything else. Big smile 🙂 10:32 PM

Me: Thank you Kris. You make me feel very special. Not sure why you think these sentiments would freak me out… sitting here unflapped. 🙂 10:41 PM

Kris: thank u…..lost for words (won’t last……will try to explain later…..short answer: lots of new/different things…not sure what “it/us” is….which is ok….wanted “different”….getting it….not just sex…..defining “affair/relationship/feelings”….you’re more “at home” with it all…..it’s all new to me. 11:05 PM

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May 11, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Still alive

Monday, May 12, 2014

Me: Good morning hot stuff! Hope you have a marvelous Monday! 8:03 AM

Kris: Good morning to you sexy Sassy! Your text puts a smile on my face…nice way to start the day! 8:36 AM

Me: Busy day for you? So beautiful out! I twitch to be out and about! 9:06 AM

Kris: not bad…ends 4:30…know what u mean about wanting to b out and about. I will b a little…but not for fun. oh well…fun days ahead! 9:26 AM

Kris: Let me know if H is ever out…so I can come over and ravage his wife….hate not having money for other options….if u think of anything else with that juicy little Sassy imagination of yours let me know…. 😉 9:40 AM

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Kris: Goin for bike ride now…need “nutha kinda ride” too… 😉 6:18 PM

Me: Been nice knowing you. 😉 6:20 PM

Kris: Omg….I actually thought u were dumping me for a split second! I’m at the storage area about to punch in code to open gate….glanced down at your message and almost had a heart attack….if I’m going to die at least let me get on it first! 6:28 PM

Me: Sorry for the scare! Was trying to be funny. Oops! 6:29 PM

Me: No no…not done with you mister. Farewell messages start with “Dear Kris…” 6:30 PM

Kris: It WAS funny. I’m just an idiot. Forgot who I was talkin to for a split second… YOU!!!!!! 6:32 PM

Me: Do text when you put it back in the shed so I know you survived. 6:35 PM

Kris: LOL. glad you’re not done with me yet. ok…..time to “Have Fun Or Die” (variation of NH license plates: “Live Free Or Die”—-no helmet law here either so I’m not wearing one here…just bald head in all its shiny glory!) 6:37 PM

Kris: I will text. Could be late – after 10:00….if I go to gym. 6:38 PM

Kris: Just got to the gym….after riding bike around….it is SO MUCH FUN….music blasting….. speed….power. freedom….little danger…..has it all (just missing YOU on the back!!!! plus does for me what “Sassy” does for u…..want me to ride down there and meet someplace to grope each other from 10:30-11:00 (or so). Mr. Mitty has super stud outfit on. WHOOPEE!!! 8:12 PM

Me: Wow! Glad it’s fun. And you’re still alive. Sorry…I’m wicked tired, may turn in early. 8:19 PM

Kris: Ok…what tired u….work? How was it? (still working out…just took short “Sassy text fix” break)….back to “sublimating/re-channeling” sexual appetite…and losing food packed in yesterday….which I completely enjoyed and am glad I did! If u turn in before I’m done….sweet dreams and sleep deep…Mwah!….and back rub into sleep….. 8:44 PM

May 10, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Alfalfa

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Kris: 100.7 fm…Beatles on till 9:00. started listening to them at age 13. Almost 63 and still like. who says I have to grow up? Wish I were on my bike…or on you! 😉 8:13 AM

Me: Adore Beatles. I knew Paul wasn’t dead when I was in 5th grade! Good morning Mr. Frisky! 8:33 AM

Kris: Headed to church – All congregations joining together this morning for service in the ballroom of the Westin on the Waterfront. I’ll be there at service this morning. You should stop by….I’ll introduce you to my son, his girlfriend…and my wife. Sound like fun?!? Alfalfa. 8:39 AM

Kris: Westin on the Waterfront. Boston. 10:00-11:15 service. see u there? Spanky (like to “spanky” you naughty girl). 8:43 AM

Me: What did you eat for breakfast? 8:45 AM

Kris: eggs with venus juice and pot 8:47 AM

Kris: want some? then maybe I’ll see u at the service. might help prayers for boss lady to be gone. 9:07 AM

Me: Which one made you so goofy? 🙂 9:07 AM

Kris: probably both…in different ways…..take your pick….horny or crazy?….I like em both 9:21 AM

Me: You are so fun! Mwah! 9:22 AM

Kris: just arrived at church. last chance. wink. Mwah!!! 10:17 AM

Me: I am with you in spirit. Hallelujah! 10:19 AM

Kris: not sure that counts. like sex…better when you’re “present and wet” (not talkin baptism)… 10:25 AM

Kris: ok….just dropped off wife. parking on street. time to go be holy (HAH!) 10:27 AM

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Kris: leaving mom’s…bringing son & girlfriend home…then home….nice day…yours? 6:53 PM

Me: Fantastic brunch with family, then headed North to Plum Island and Newburyport, ended up at Agawam Diner in Rowley. 7:14 PM

Me: Hubby had major meltdown, wish I’d been with you instead! 7:15 PM

Kris: Home…need to skype one daughter and grandkids in the midwest….but will be short cuz they need to go to bed. chat round 10:00? 9:36 PM

Kris: Almost done skyping. u home? online? 10:10 PM

Me: Yay! Yes! Yes! 10:11 PM

Kris: K….soon….wife talking to daughter….uoohing and ahhing new granddaughter…….almost done… 🙂 10:15 PM

Me: I saw five motorcycles parked all together outside the diner and thought of you 10:19 PM

Kris: 🙂 10:20 PM

Kris: Dragging on a little here…skyping with daughter and son-in-law….could be a little longer…..hopefully not too long…. 10:22 PM

Kris: Done….on in minute! 10:37 PM

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· May 11 10:38 PM Kris: Hi!

· May 11 10:41 PM Sassy: Hiya!

· May 11 10:42 PM Kris: Sounds like first part of your day went well…but then H had meltdown….what happened?

· May 11 10:42 PM Sassy: I’m never sure… he suddenly declared he wanted to go home, when I was trying to navigate in the middle of Newburyport

· May 11 10:43 PM Kris: so then you had to just go home?

· May 11 10:43 PM Sassy: I headed for home but there was a diner a friend had recommended. When we came up on it, he said he’d like to go in and take a look

· May 11 10:44 PM Sassy: He wanted to eat there

· May 11 10:44 PM Kris: did he calm down…change in mood?

· May 11 10:44 PM Sassy: Yes

· May 11 10:44 PM Kris: so do you feel like you’re “on eggshells” a lot….or used to it?

· May 11 10:45 PM Sassy: Used to it

· May 11 10:45 PM Sassy: You have a good day?

· May 11 10:46 PM Sassy: How was church?

· May 11 10:46 PM Sassy: How was your mom?

· May 11 10:46 PM Kris: yes….it was very nice. I cooked out on a grill and made all the food for my mother, wife, son and his girlfriend….and it was a nice day….weather…etc.

· May 11 10:46 PM Kris: mom’s great

· May 11 10:47 PM Sassy: Yay!

· May 11 10:47 PM Sassy: It was a spectacular day.

· May 11 10:47 PM Kris: your day?

· May 11 10:47 PM Sassy: The weather

· May 11 10:47 PM Kris: yes

· May 11 10:47 PM Sassy: What did you make?

· May 11 10:48 PM Kris: rib eye steaks and lamb ribs with barbecue sauce. everyone loved them…they were yummy!

· May 11 10:48 PM Kris: corn, garden salad, watermelon and my mom made some mashed potatoes with garlic.

· May 11 10:49 PM Sassy: Sounds delicious!

· May 11 10:49 PM Kris: it was. what did you eat?

· May 11 10:49 PM Sassy: I don’t think it’s fair that you are cute, smart, nice, sexy AND can cook

· May 11 10:49 PM Kris: awh shucks Penelope…don’t make me blush.

· May 11 10:50 PM Kris: what kind of bikes were parked outside the diner?

· May 11 10:50 PM Sassy: Pear and Mascarpone tortellini, Sausage Frittata, Pull Pork Benedict on Cornbread w/ BBQ Hollandaise, Steak and eggs, Smoked salmon display, Fresh fruit plate, Homemade Bacon

· May 11 10:50 PM Kris: holy mackerel! makes my spread sound like pork and beans!

· May 11 10:51 PM Sassy: My sister hired a private chef

· May 11 10:51 PM Kris: I know…so I don’t feel so bad….i’m just an amateur…but do ok.

· May 11 10:51 PM Sassy: They were cruisers

· May 11 10:52 PM Kris: as in fully dressed with farings and tour packs on the back?….were they Harleys or “rice burners”?

· May 11 10:53 PM Sassy: Harleys I think

· May 11 10:53 PM Sassy: I should’ve taken a photo but it was too dark

· May 11 10:53 PM Kris: LOL…..I thought the detail might not matter….nice that you thought of me!

· May 11 10:55 PM Kris: I haven’t had a chance to look at the email you sent of your project but hope to soon…..see what additional “personal life of [your real initial and last name” might be revealed besides the project stuff. wink

· May 11 10:55 PM Sassy: Ha ha

· May 11 10:56 PM Kris: i’m just a big instigator…figure that out yet?

· May 11 10:58 PM Sassy: I’m getting that idea

· May 11 10:58 PM Kris: tomorrow’s supposed to be another warm day

· May 11 10:58 PM Sassy: How was church?

· May 11 11:01 PM Kris: good, interesting – couple thousand people from about four different churches. use a lot of technology, contemporary worship music….etc.

· May 11 11:01 PM Sassy: Yes. I’ve seen videos from there. They have an intense music program

· May 11 11:02 PM Sassy: My sister is UU and they do this thing of taking their youth to visit other churches… Mosques, temples.

· May 11 11:02 PM Sassy: The contemporary place got the most “freaked out” reaction from them

· May 11 11:03 PM Kris: how come?

· May 11 11:03 PM Sassy: All the different instruments, raucous praise songs, people talking during worship… clapping, dancing etc.

· May 11 11:03 PM Kris: did they like it?

· May 11 11:05 PM Sassy: Some did, some didn’t but none of them thought it was “worship”

· May 11 11:06 PM Sassy: Interesting how the kids get so stuck on things like that

· May 11 11:07 PM Kris: yes. I wonder if it’s the same church….the services I’ve been to are “contemporary”….. but not really “wild”…..guitars, drums, video projection of lyrics to songs….but only some hand raising during services….maybe just cuz I’m used to that style.

· May 11 11:12 PM Kris: was thinking about how to get back to “sass with Sassy” becoming such good “chums/close friends”and it feels very good and comfortable on that level and a little addictive and miss you when we haven’t texted or chatted but need to get back to…you know what. not to force anything or fake anything or need to “act”but just get back to it.

· May 11 11:13 PM Sassy: Back to what?

· May 11 11:13 PM Kris: ha ha

· May 11 11:13 PM Sassy: Sexy stuff?

· May 11 11:13 PM Kris: yes!

· May 11 11:13 PM Sassy: Okay. Fine by me!

· May 11 11:14 PM Kris: don’t have a plan….any ideas?

· May 11 11:17 PM Sassy: Still a lot to try

· May 11 11:17 PM Kris: when we’re together?

· May 11 11:17 PM Sassy: Yes. Was thinking you standing at the corner of the bed… my heels on your shoulders

· May 11 11:18 PM Kris: me in you….thrusting?

· May 11 11:19 PM Sassy: Yes. You could see my face

· May 11 11:19 PM Sassy: and my chest

· May 11 11:19 PM Kris: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

· May 11 11:19 PM Kris: You have good ideas…..what else?

· May 11 11:20 PM Sassy: Remember to put my head over the edge of the bed and suck on you

· May 11 11:20 PM Kris: Right. we had that plan for awhile….next time for sure!

· May 11 11:20 PM Sassy: You have anything to add to the list?

· May 11 11:21 PM Kris: have to think about it…

· May 11 11:24 PM Sassy: Sure. There’s no rush

· May 11 11:25 PM Kris: I think about the toys but you seem to get giggly about them….and not sure if you’d like them or not….or which ones and how…..

· May 11 11:25 PM Sassy: Can experiment

· May 11 11:25 PM Sassy: they may surprise me

· May 11 11:26 PM Kris: oh…I just remembered one…..bet you’ll guess…..from last time we were together…..

· May 11 11:28 PM Kris: guess

· May 11 11:28 PM Sassy: Um… I forget

· May 11 11:29 PM Kris: hint….in the shower…..

· May 11 11:29 PM Sassy: Oh. Hmmm

· May 11 11:29 PM Kris: guess?

· May 11 11:29 PM Sassy: You want to do more in the shower?

· May 11 11:30 PM Kris: I want you to use the water to get off…while i’m there watching….

· May 11 11:30 PM Sassy: I dunno about that…We’ll see

· May 11 11:30 PM Kris: how come….what is it about it that makes you hesitant?

· May 11 11:30 PM Sassy: I usually mostly use my mind… isn’t a lot to see

· May 11 11:31 PM Kris: isn’t a lot to see for who?

· May 11 11:32 PM Kris: I don’t care what you’d be imagining…but watching you get off would be PLENTY to see…..especially since I haven’t seen it yet!!!!!!!!!!!

· May 11 11:33 PM Kris: plenty to hear too!!!!….no matter what it “sounded like” loud…. quiet….low groan….it would be SOMETHING…………….

· May 11 11:35 PM Kris: no pressure. like you say….we’ll see….it would be fun for me…..maybe hard for you to actually do…..

· May 11 11:35 PM Sassy: I want to show you… will think more about it

· May 11 11:35 PM Kris: no problem….no pressure…..

· May 11 11:36 PM Kris: you should resend me the link to that website with all the different ideas, positions, techniques, etc……you sent it in a chat…..but that was “many chats ago”…..if you send it in an email i’ll have more ready access to it…..maybe get some ideas from it….ask you about some things…..see what you think……

· May 11 11:40 PM Sassy: Ok

· May 11 11:40 PM Kris: you getting tired?

· May 11 11:40 PM Sassy: Hang on… searching for that site

· May 11 11:40 PM Kris: ok

· May 11 11:42 PM Sassy: Sent

· May 11 11:42 PM Kris: Thanks!

· May 11 11:43 PM Sassy: Feels like giving you a cookie jar. Benefits me too!

· May 11 11:43 PM Kris: LOL

· May 11 11:43 PM Kris: just checking…you tired?

· May 11 11:44 PM Sassy: Getting there… probably should sign off by 12 m

· May 11 11:45 PM Kris: k….logistics of trying to plan future meets is bumming me out a little…..particularly due to financial restraints……

· May 11 11:45 PM Sassy: Don’t fret… we’ll figure it out

· May 11 11:45 PM Kris: ok….any ideas?

· May 11 11:46 PM Sassy: Let me ponder… you want no cost? Low cost?

· May 11 11:47 PM Kris: I hate being in this position…but until wife is back to work…..prefer no cost…..limits options….hate it…..

· May 11 11:47 PM Sassy: Whatever…

· May 11 11:47 PM Kris: whatever……what?

· May 11 11:47 PM Sassy: Good to know the deal

· May 11 11:47 PM Sassy: I can figure something out either way

· May 11 11:48 PM Kris: just out of curiosity….what does “low cost” look like/mean?

· May 11 11:49 PM Sassy: Not sure… need more brain than I have right now

· May 11 11:49 PM Kris: understand…..me too…here’s a random few last thoughts……as we near the time we both turn into pumpkins…..

· May 11 11:50 PM Kris: I was thinking about how you said you wanted to compare me “with” versus “without” having taken viagra…..do you remember saying that?

· May 11 11:50 PM Sassy: sure

· May 11 11:51 PM Kris: you’ve only had one “experiment” to compare “with” and “without” to so far…..but curious what you thought….about the difference….if there seemed to be any or not…..

· May 11 11:51 PM Sassy: I was hoping the better condoms would be enough, so you don’t have to spend the money and put chemicals into your bloodstream

· May 11 11:52 PM Sassy: Which was when?

· May 11 11:53 PM Sassy: Sunday with the lobster was with, right?

· May 11 11:53 PM Sassy: Sunday with shrimp was without?

· May 11 11:54 PM Kris: sunday with shrimp was first time me in you……without

· May 11 11:54 PM Kris: sunday with lobster was with……

· May 11 11:54 PM Kris: last time was when I came by just for a couple of hours……without….

· May 11 11:55 PM Kris: may be too much to remember….

· May 11 11:55 PM Sassy: I can’t say really… several other variables mixed in

· May 11 11:56 PM Kris: variables?

· May 11 11:56 PM Sassy: Different condoms, time available etc.

· May 11 11:57 PM Kris: the larger condoms are definitely more comfortable…..

· May 11 11:58 PM Kris: my opinion is that the viagra may help a little…..but I don’t really have ED or anything….it’s mostly “in my head”…..and if I get and keep my head in the right place…..I probably don’t need it….but will use the two I have left anyhow…..just to see…….

· May 11 11:59 PM Kris: almost 12…..any last “burning thoughts” to share?

· May 12 12:00 AM Sassy: Hope you sleep well.

· May 12 12:00 AM Sassy: Maybe think of me

· May 12 12:01 AM Kris: Thanks!….for wishing me good sleep….and I will definitely think of you….and you think about how we can meet again soon….ok? Mwah! Nite!

· May 12 12:01 AM Sassy: Nite Kris

May 9, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Saturday chores

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Me: Good morning hot stuff! Headed to Mom’s! Have a great Saturday! 11:05 AM

Kris: Thanks! You too! Always so sweet to hear from you. Smooch! 11:08 AM

Me: Hey there! What’s up with you today? 11:29 AM

Kris: Doing some work first…then a little shopping (food for cookout tomorrow at mom’s)…not much. feeling little down…money pressure with wife’s unemployment. resent her dependence on me for help with job search…like I don’t have enough F’ing stuff on my plate. sorry…thanks for asking. 11:59 AM

Me: Wow – you’re loaded with yucky tasks! hope it rolls along easily. I hear you about helping spouse, but it’ll solve lots of other stuff and be over soon, I hope! 12:11 PM

Kris: I’ll get through it…always do. figured u could relate to the “spouse care taking”. though I’m far less patient than u. you’re right about the job search leading to solving problems…and hopefully soon. thanks for “cheering me on my way” (probably rather being getting laid….but we’ll get back to that again too….hopefully soon… 😉 12:19 PM

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Kris: hope u had a good day….mine sucked and I’m still working 10:59 PM

Me: Did a lot for Mom, took photos of her car to sell. Tough drive both down and back from Cinco de Mayo party in the burbs – fun time! Bushed now. Hope you can rest soon! Hugs! 11:07 PM

Kris: doing work till midnight…hearing from u is a sweet distraction…just nice to hear how your day went….maybe chat tomorrow night…hopefully I won’t get home too late…hug & kiss 11:11 PM

May 8, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Daydreaming

Friday, May 9, 2014

Kris: Sorry didn’t chat last night…dodged a bullet at work and distracted by it – found out I’m “not in trouble”….thoughts then turned immediately to you….hope you’re free to chat later…but not so late….hug & kiss sexy Sassy. 11:04 AM

Me: Hiya hot stuff! Happy Friday! Sorry you had a scary time with work. My office has been calm and wonderful without the boss. Looking forward to talking whenever. Hugs! 11:06 AM

Kris: 🙂 I’m sitting here with my supervisor covertly texting you…..who I’ll b loving chatting with sometime today. 🙂 11:15 AM

Kris: Daydreaming about next meet….wondering about the “3 Ws”….When, Where, What (it will b like next time) 🙂 1:29 PM

Kris: Parked facing ocean…listening to music/nap till I have to work again…if lucky have a naughty dream….with u in it! 😉 1:40 PM

Me: Mmm… ocean. Lucky man! I’m staring out the window at the blooming trees, remembering your smile. Sunday night? Next week? Busy weekend with lunch with Mom Saturday, party Saturday night, Brunch with entire family Sunday for Mother’s Day. 1:42 PM

Kris: Sweet to consider as soon as Sunday night….b at my mom’s w family all day probably into early evening….won’t b able to get away. 🙁 Stay open to something next week – very worst case next Sunday….hopefully sooner. Hug/little grind/ deep kiss 1:53 PM

Kris: Mmmm…strong sweet salty smell of ocean air…..in boat…..on water….in you 4:00 PM

Kris: time to make the donuts.. almost done…Whoopee! 4:03 PM

Me: We’re closing at 4 pm! Getting out early. Mwah! 4:03 PM

Kris: Yay! later….smooch! 4:07 PM

Kris: At the gym right now…weather in the 80s thru Monday…may “roll into town” on bike Monday…could be there by 6:30…may or may not work for you….just something to think about. chat later….two hands on your head…pulling you in….smack on your lips! 6:52 PM

Me: I’m so sleepy! Lying down to nap. May or may not wake before morning 7:16 PM

Kris: No problem….if you need it sleep well. 7:18 PM

Me: Wish you could tuck me in 7:19 PM

Kris: Me too…someday we’ll find a way to spend a whole night together…that would be sweet….cuddling….brushing your hair to side with my hand. light kiss on cheek….now I’ll leave you alone….sleep well. 7:32 PM

May 7, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Little Rascal

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Kris: Enjoying no bitchy boss lady? How’d the “redecorating without asking anyone’s input” work out? Imagined your desk moved into a closet or something. Hee hee….sorry…..steal a kiss and run….catch me if u can…..Little Rascal. 1:06 PM

Me: Hiya hot stuff. Busy day but manageable! Office is fine. They moved everything but my desk. Ha. Hope your work goes well. 1:15 PM

Kris: Glad to hear it! Half way through my day. Get out at 8:00 pm….gym from 9-10…maybe short “end of day” chat…’round 10:45, if that’s not too late? 1:28 PM

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