Alfalfa

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Kris:聽100.7 fm…Beatles on till 9:00. 聽started listening to them at age 13. Almost 63 and still like. who says I have to grow up? Wish I were on my bike…or on聽you! 馃槈 聽8:13 AM

Me:聽Adore Beatles. I knew Paul wasn’t dead when I was in 5th grade! Good morning Mr. Frisky! 聽8:33 AM

Kris: Headed to church – All congregations joining together this聽morning for service in the ballroom of the Westin on the Waterfront. I鈥檒l be there at service this morning. You should stop by….I鈥檒l introduce you to my son, his聽girlfriend…and my wife. Sound like fun?!? 聽Alfalfa. 聽8:39 AM

Kris:聽Westin on the Waterfront. Boston. 10:00-11:15 service. 聽see u there? Spanky (like to “spanky” you naughty girl).聽8:43 AM

Me:聽What did you eat for breakfast?聽8:45 AM

Kris:聽eggs with venus juice and pot聽8:47 AM

Kris:聽want some? then maybe I鈥檒l see u at the service. might help prayers for boss lady to be gone. 9:07 AM

Me:聽Which one made you so goofy? 馃檪聽9:07 AM

Kris:聽probably both…in different ways…..take your pick….horny or crazy?….I like em both聽9:21 AM

Me:聽You are so fun! Mwah!聽9:22 AM

Kris:聽just arrived at church. last chance. wink. Mwah!!!聽10:17 AM

Me:聽I am with you in spirit. Hallelujah!聽10:19 AM

Kris:聽not sure that counts. like sex…better when you’re “present and wet” (not talkin baptism)…聽10:25 AM

Kris:聽ok….just dropped off wife. 聽parking on street. time to go be holy (HAH!)聽10:27 AM


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Kris:聽leaving mom’s…bringing son & girlfriend home…then home….nice day…yours?聽6:53 PM

Me:聽Fantastic brunch with family, then headed North to Plum Island and Newburyport, ended up at Agawam Diner in Rowley.聽7:14 PM

Me:聽Hubby had major meltdown, wish I鈥檇 been with you instead!聽7:15 PM

Kris:聽Home…need to skype one daughter and grandkids in the midwest….but will be short cuz they need to go to bed. chat round 10:00?聽9:36 PM

Kris:聽Almost done skyping. u home? online?聽10:10 PM

Me:聽Yay! Yes! Yes!聽10:11 PM

Kris:聽K….soon….wife talking to daughter….uoohing and ahhing new granddaughter…….almost done… 馃檪聽10:15 PM

Me:聽I saw five motorcycles parked all together outside the diner and thought of you聽10:19 PM

Kris:聽馃檪聽10:20 PM

Kris:聽Dragging on a little here…skyping with daughter and son-in-law….could be a little longer…..hopefully not too long….聽10:22 PM

Kris:聽Done….on in minute!聽10:37 PM

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路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:38 PM 聽Kris:聽Hi!
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:41 PM 聽Sassy:聽Hiya!
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:42 PM 聽Kris:聽Sounds like first part of your day went well…but聽then H had meltdown….what happened?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:42 PM 聽Sassy:聽I鈥檓 never sure… he suddenly declared聽he wanted to go home, when I was trying聽to navigate in the middle of Newburyport
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:43 PM 聽Kris:聽so then you had to just go home?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:43 PM 聽Sassy:聽I headed for home but there was a diner a friend聽had recommended. When we came up on it, he said he’d like to go in and take a聽look
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:44 PM 聽Sassy:聽He wanted to eat there
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:44 PM 聽Kris:聽did he calm down…change in mood?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:44 PM 聽Sassy:聽Yes
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:44 PM 聽Kris:聽so do you feel like you’re “on eggshells”聽a lot….or used to it?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:45 PM 聽Sassy:聽Used to it
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:45 PM 聽Sassy:聽You have a good day?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:46 PM 聽Sassy:聽How was church?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:46 PM 聽Sassy:聽How was your mom?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:46 PM 聽Kris:聽yes….it was very nice. I cooked out on a grill聽and made all the food for my mother, wife, son and his girlfriend….and it was a nice聽day….weather…etc.
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:46 PM 聽Kris:聽mom’s great
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:47 PM 聽Sassy:聽Yay!
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:47 PM 聽Sassy:聽It was a spectacular day.
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:47 PM 聽Kris:聽your day?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:47 PM 聽Sassy:聽The weather
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:47 PM 聽Kris:聽yes
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:47 PM 聽Sassy:聽What did you make?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:48 PM 聽Kris:聽rib eye steaks and lamb ribs with barbecue聽sauce. 聽everyone loved them…they were yummy!
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:48 PM 聽Kris:聽corn, garden salad, watermelon and my mom made聽some mashed potatoes with garlic.
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:49 PM 聽Sassy:聽Sounds delicious!
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:49 PM 聽Kris:聽it was. what did you eat?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:49 PM 聽Sassy:聽I don’t think it’s fair that you are cute,聽smart, nice, sexy AND can cook
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:49 PM 聽Kris:聽awh shucks Penelope…don’t make me blush.
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:50 PM 聽Kris:聽what kind of bikes were parked outside the diner?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 10:50 PM 聽Sassy:聽Pear and Mascarpone tortellini, Sausage Frittata, Pull Pork Benedict on Cornbread w/ BBQ Hollandaise, Steak聽and eggs, Smoked salmon display, Fresh fruit聽plate, Homemade Bacon
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 10:50 PM 聽Kris:聽holy聽mackerel! makes my spread sound like pork and beans!
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 10:51 PM 聽Sassy:聽My sister hired a private chef
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 10:51 PM 聽Kris:聽I聽know…so I don’t feel so bad….i’m just an amateur…but do ok.
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 10:51 PM 聽Sassy:聽They were cruisers
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 10:52 PM 聽Kris:聽as聽in fully dressed with farings and tour packs on the back?….were they Harleys聽or “rice burners”?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 10:53 PM 聽Sassy:聽Harleys I聽聽think
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 10:53 PM 聽Sassy:聽I聽聽should’ve聽taken a photo but it was too dark
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 10:53 PM 聽Kris:聽LOL…..I聽thought the detail might not matter….nice that you thought of me!
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 10:55 PM 聽Kris:聽I聽haven’t had a chance to look at the email you sent of your project but hope to聽soon…..see what additional “personal life of [your real initial and last name” might be聽revealed besides the project stuff. wink
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 10:55 PM 聽Sassy:聽Ha ha
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 10:56 PM 聽Kris:聽i’m聽just a big instigator…figure that out yet?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 10:58 PM 聽Sassy:聽I鈥檓 getting that idea
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 10:58 PM 聽Kris:聽tomorrow’s聽supposed to be another warm day
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 10:58 PM 聽Sassy:聽How was church?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:01 PM 聽Kris:聽good, interesting – couple聽thousand people from about four different churches. use a lot of technology, contemporary聽worship music….etc.
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:01 PM 聽Sassy:聽Yes. I鈥檝e seen videos聽from there. They have an intense music program
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:02 PM 聽Sassy:聽My sister is UU and they do this thing of taking聽their youth to visit other churches… Mosques, temples.
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:02 PM 聽Sassy:聽The contemporary place got the most “freaked聽out” reaction from them
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:03 PM 聽Kris:聽how聽come?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:03 PM 聽Sassy:聽All the different instruments, raucous praise聽songs, people talking during worship… clapping, dancing etc.
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:03 PM 聽Kris:聽did聽they like it?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:05 PM 聽Sassy:聽Some did, some didn’t but none of them thought it聽was “worship”
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:06 PM 聽Sassy:聽Interesting how the kids get so stuck on things聽like that
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:07 PM 聽Kris:聽yes. I聽wonder if it’s the same church….the services I’ve been to are聽“contemporary”….. but not really “wild”…..guitars,聽drums, video projection of lyrics to聽songs….but only some hand raising during聽services….maybe just cuz I’m used to that style.
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:12 PM 聽Kris:聽was聽thinking about how to get back to “sass with Sassy” becoming聽such good “chums/close friends”and it feels very good and聽comfortable on that聽level and a little addictive and miss you when we聽haven’t texted or chatted but need to get back to…you know聽what. not to force anything聽or fake anything or need to聽“act”but just get back to it.
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:13 PM 聽Sassy:聽Back to what?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:13 PM 聽Kris:聽ha聽ha
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:13 PM 聽Sassy:聽Sexy stuff?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:13 PM 聽Kris:聽yes!
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:13 PM 聽Sassy:聽Okay. Fine by me!
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:14 PM 聽Kris:聽don’t have a plan….any ideas?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:17 PM 聽Sassy:聽Still a lot to try
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:17 PM 聽Kris:聽when we’re together?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:17 PM 聽Sassy:聽Yes. Was thinking you standing at the corner聽of the bed… my heels on your shoulders
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:18 PM 聽Kris:聽me in you….thrusting?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:19 PM 聽Sassy:聽Yes. 聽You could see my face
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:19 PM 聽Sassy:聽and my chest
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:19 PM 聽Kris:聽Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:19 PM 聽Kris:聽You have good ideas…..what else?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:20 PM 聽Sassy:聽Remember to put my head over the edge聽of the bed and suck on you
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:20 PM 聽Kris:聽Right. we had that plan for awhile….next time聽for sure!
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:20 PM 聽Sassy:聽You have anything to add to the list?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:21 PM 聽Kris:聽have to think about it…
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:24 PM 聽Sassy:聽Sure. There’s no rush
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:25 PM 聽Kris:聽I think about the toys but you seem to get聽giggly about them….and not sure if you’d like them or not….or which ones聽and how…..
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:25 PM 聽Sassy:聽Can experiment
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:25 PM 聽Sassy:聽they may surprise me
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:26 PM 聽Kris:聽oh…I just remembered one…..bet you’ll聽guess…..from last time we were together…..
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:28 PM 聽Kris:聽guess
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:28 PM 聽Sassy:聽Um… I聽聽forget
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:29 PM 聽Kris:聽hint….in the shower…..
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:29 PM 聽Sassy:聽Oh. Hmmm
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:29 PM 聽Kris:聽guess?
路聽 聽 聽 聽May 11 11:29 PM 聽Sassy:聽You want to do more in the shower?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:30 PM 聽Kris:聽I聽want you to use the water to get off…while i’m there watching….
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:30 PM 聽Sassy:聽I聽聽dunno聽about that…We’ll see
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:30 PM 聽Kris:聽how聽come….what is it about it that makes you hesitant?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:30 PM 聽Sassy:聽I usually聽mostly use my mind… isn’t a lot to see
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:31 PM 聽Kris:聽isn’t聽a lot to see for who?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:32 PM 聽Kris:聽I聽don’t care what you’d be imagining…but watching you get off would be PLENTY聽to see…..especially since I haven’t seen it yet!!!!!!!!!!!
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:33 PM 聽Kris:聽plenty聽to hear too!!!!….no matter what it “sounded like” 聽loud…. quiet….low聽groan….it would be SOMETHING…………….
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:35 PM 聽Kris:聽no聽pressure. like you say….we’ll see….it would be fun for me…..maybe hard聽for you to actually do…..
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:35 PM 聽Sassy:聽I want to聽show you… will think more about it
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:35 PM 聽Kris:聽no聽problem….no pressure…..
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:36 PM 聽Kris:聽you聽should resend me the link to that website with all the different ideas,聽positions, techniques, etc……you sent it in a chat…..but that was聽“many chats聽ago”…..if you send it in an email i’ll have more ready聽access to it…..maybe get some ideas from it….ask you about some聽things…..see what you think……
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:40 PM 聽Sassy:聽Ok
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:40 PM 聽Kris:聽you聽getting tired?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:40 PM 聽Sassy:聽Hang on… searching for that site
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:40 PM 聽Kris:聽ok
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:42 PM 聽Sassy:聽Sent
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:42 PM 聽Kris:聽Thanks!
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:43 PM 聽Sassy:聽Feels like giving you a cookie jar. 聽Benefits me聽too!
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:43 PM 聽Kris:聽LOL
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:43 PM 聽Kris:聽just聽checking…you tired?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:44 PM 聽Sassy:聽Getting there… probably should sign off by 12 m
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:45 PM 聽Kris:聽k….logistics聽of trying to plan future meets is bumming me out a little…..particularly due聽to financial restraints……
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:45 PM 聽Sassy:聽Don’t fret… we’ll figure it out
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:45 PM 聽Kris:聽ok….any聽ideas?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:46 PM 聽Sassy:聽Let me ponder… you want no cost? Low cost?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:47 PM 聽Kris:聽I聽hate being in this position…but until wife is back to work…..prefer no聽cost…..limits options….hate it…..
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:47 PM 聽Sassy:聽Whatever…
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:47 PM 聽Kris:聽whatever……what?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:47 PM 聽Sassy:聽Good to know the deal
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:47 PM 聽Sassy:聽I聽聽can figure聽something out either way
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:48 PM 聽Kris:聽just聽out of curiosity….what does “low cost” look like/mean?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:49 PM 聽Sassy:聽Not sure… need more brain than I聽聽have right now
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:49 PM 聽Kris:聽understand…..me聽too…here’s a random few last thoughts……as we near the time we both turn聽into pumpkins…..
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:50 PM 聽Kris:聽I聽was thinking about how you said you wanted to compare me “with”聽versus “without” having taken viagra…..do you remember saying that?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:50 PM 聽Sassy:聽sure
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:51 PM 聽Kris:聽you’ve聽only had one “experiment” to compare “with” and聽“without” to so far…..but curious what you thought….about the聽difference….if there seemed to be聽any or not…..
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:51 PM 聽Sassy:聽I was hoping聽the better condoms would be enough, so you don’t have to spend the money and聽put chemicals into your bloodstream
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:52 PM 聽Sassy:聽Which was when?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:53 PM 聽Sassy:聽Sunday with the lobster was with, right?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:53 PM 聽Sassy:聽Sunday with shrimp was without?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:54 PM 聽Kris:聽sunday聽with shrimp was first time me in you……without
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:54 PM 聽Kris:聽sunday聽with lobster was with……
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:54 PM 聽Kris:聽last聽time was when I came by just for a couple of hours……without….
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:55 PM 聽Kris:聽may聽be too much to remember….
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:55 PM 聽Sassy:聽I聽聽can’t say聽really… several other variables mixed in
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:56 PM 聽Kris:聽variables?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:56 PM 聽Sassy:聽Different condoms, time available etc.
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:57 PM 聽Kris:聽the聽larger condoms are definitely more comfortable…..
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:58 PM 聽Kris:聽my聽opinion is that the viagra may help a little…..but I don’t really have ED or聽anything….it’s mostly “in my head”…..and if I get and keep my head in the聽right place…..I probably聽don’t need it….but will use the two I have left anyhow…..just to see…….
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 11 11:59 PM 聽Kris:聽almost聽12…..any last “burning thoughts” to share?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 12 12:00 AM Sassy:聽Hope you sleep well.
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 12 12:00 AM Sassy:聽Maybe think of me
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 12 12:01 AM Kris:聽Thanks!….for聽wishing me good sleep….and I will definitely think of you….and you think聽about how we can meet again soon….ok? Mwah! Nite!
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 12 12:01 AM 聽Sassy:聽Nite Kris

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