·       May 11 10:38 PM  Kris: Hi!

·       May 11 10:41 PM  Sassy: Hiya!

·       May 11 10:42 PM  Kris: Sounds like first part of your day went well…but then H had meltdown….what happened?

·       May 11 10:42 PM  Sassy: I’m never sure… he suddenly declared he wanted to go home, when I was trying to navigate in the middle of Newburyport

·       May 11 10:43 PM  Kris: so then you had to just go home?

·       May 11 10:43 PM  Sassy: I headed for home but there was a diner a friend had recommended. When we came up on it, he said he’d like to go in and take a look

·       May 11 10:44 PM  Sassy: He wanted to eat there

·       May 11 10:44 PM  Kris: did he calm down…change in mood?

·       May 11 10:44 PM  Sassy: Yes

·       May 11 10:44 PM  Kris: so do you feel like you’re “on eggshells” a lot….or used to it?

·       May 11 10:45 PM  Sassy: Used to it

·       May 11 10:45 PM  Sassy: You have a good day?

·       May 11 10:46 PM  Sassy: How was church?

·       May 11 10:46 PM  Sassy: How was your mom?

·       May 11 10:46 PM  Kris: yes….it was very nice. I cooked out on a grill and made all the food for my mother, wife, son and his girlfriend….and it was a nice day….weather…etc.

·       May 11 10:46 PM  Kris: mom’s great

·       May 11 10:47 PM  Sassy: Yay!

·       May 11 10:47 PM  Sassy: It was a spectacular day.

·       May 11 10:47 PM  Kris: your day?

·       May 11 10:47 PM  Sassy: The weather

·       May 11 10:47 PM  Kris: yes

·       May 11 10:47 PM  Sassy: What did you make?

·       May 11 10:48 PM  Kris: rib eye steaks and lamb ribs with barbecue sauce.  everyone loved them…they were yummy!

·       May 11 10:48 PM  Kris: corn, garden salad, watermelon and my mom made some mashed potatoes with garlic.

·       May 11 10:49 PM  Sassy: Sounds delicious!

·       May 11 10:49 PM  Kris: it was. what did you eat?

·       May 11 10:49 PM  Sassy: I don’t think it’s fair that you are cute, smart, nice, sexy AND can cook

·       May 11 10:49 PM  Kris: awh shucks Penelope…don’t make me blush.

·       May 11 10:50 PM  Kris: what kind of bikes were parked outside the diner?

·       May 11 10:50 PM  Sassy: Pear and Mascarpone tortellini, Sausage Frittata, Pull Pork Benedict on Cornbread w/ BBQ Hollandaise, Steak and eggs, Smoked salmon display, Fresh fruit plate, Homemade Bacon

·       May 11 10:50 PM  Kris: holy mackerel! makes my spread sound like pork and beans!

·       May 11 10:51 PM  Sassy: My sister hired a private chef

·       May 11 10:51 PM  Kris: I know…so I don’t feel so bad….i’m just an amateur…but do ok.

·       May 11 10:51 PM  Sassy: They were cruisers

·       May 11 10:52 PM  Kris: as in fully dressed with farings and tour packs on the back?….were they Harleys or “rice burners”?

·       May 11 10:53 PM  Sassy: Harleys I  think

·       May 11 10:53 PM  Sassy: I  should’ve taken a photo but it was too dark

·       May 11 10:53 PM  Kris: LOL…..I thought the detail might not matter….nice that you thought of me!

·       May 11 10:55 PM  Kris: I haven’t had a chance to look at the email you sent of your project but hope to soon…..see what additional “personal life of [your real initial and last name” might be revealed besides the project stuff. wink

·       May 11 10:55 PM  Sassy: Ha ha

·       May 11 10:56 PM  Kris: i’m just a big instigator…figure that out yet?

·       May 11 10:58 PM  Sassy: I’m getting that idea

·       May 11 10:58 PM  Kris: tomorrow’s supposed to be another warm day

·       May 11 10:58 PM  Sassy: How was church?

·       May 11 11:01 PM  Kris: good, interesting – couple thousand people from about four different churches. use a lot of technology, contemporary worship music….etc.

·       May 11 11:01 PM  Sassy: Yes. I’ve seen videos from there. They have an intense music program

·       May 11 11:02 PM  Sassy: My sister is UU and they do this thing of taking their youth to visit other churches… Mosques, temples.

·       May 11 11:02 PM  Sassy: The contemporary place got the most “freaked out” reaction from them

·       May 11 11:03 PM  Kris: how come?

·       May 11 11:03 PM  Sassy: All the different instruments, raucous praise songs, people talking during worship… clapping, dancing etc.

·       May 11 11:03 PM  Kris: did they like it?

·       May 11 11:05 PM  Sassy: Some did, some didn’t but none of them thought it was “worship”

·       May 11 11:06 PM  Sassy: Interesting how the kids get so stuck on things like that

·       May 11 11:07 PM  Kris: yes. I wonder if it’s the same church….the services I’ve been to are “contemporary”….. but not really “wild”…..guitars, drums, video projection of lyrics to songs….but only some hand raising during services….maybe just cuz I’m used to that style.

·       May 11 11:12 PM  Kris: was thinking about how to get back to “sass with Sassy” becoming such good “chums/close friends”and it feels very good and comfortable on that level and a little addictive and miss you when we haven’t texted or chatted but need to get back to…you know what. not to force anything or fake anything or need to “act”but just get back to it.

·       May 11 11:13 PM  Sassy: Back to what?

·       May 11 11:13 PM  Kris: ha ha

·       May 11 11:13 PM  Sassy: Sexy stuff?

·       May 11 11:13 PM  Kris: yes!

·       May 11 11:13 PM  Sassy: Okay. Fine by me!

·       May 11 11:14 PM  Kris: don’t have a plan….any ideas?

·       May 11 11:17 PM  Sassy: Still a lot to try

·       May 11 11:17 PM  Kris: when we’re together?

·       May 11 11:17 PM  Sassy: Yes. Was thinking you standing at the corner of the bed… my heels on your shoulders

·       May 11 11:18 PM  Kris: me in you….thrusting?

·       May 11 11:19 PM  Sassy: Yes.  You could see my face

·       May 11 11:19 PM  Sassy: and my chest

·       May 11 11:19 PM  Kris: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

·       May 11 11:19 PM  Kris: You have good ideas…..what else?

·       May 11 11:20 PM  Sassy: Remember to put my head over the edge of the bed and suck on you

·       May 11 11:20 PM  Kris: Right. we had that plan for awhile….next time for sure!

·       May 11 11:20 PM  Sassy: You have anything to add to the list?

·       May 11 11:21 PM  Kris: have to think about it…

·       May 11 11:24 PM  Sassy: Sure. There’s no rush

·       May 11 11:25 PM  Kris: I think about the toys but you seem to get giggly about them….and not sure if you’d like them or not….or which ones and how…..

·       May 11 11:25 PM  Sassy: Can experiment

·       May 11 11:25 PM  Sassy: they may surprise me

·       May 11 11:26 PM  Kris: oh…I just remembered one…..bet you’ll guess…..from last time we were together…..

·       May 11 11:28 PM  Kris: guess

·       May 11 11:28 PM  Sassy: Um… I  forget

·       May 11 11:29 PM  Kris: hint….in the shower…..

·       May 11 11:29 PM  Sassy: Oh. Hmmm

·       May 11 11:29 PM  Kris: guess?

·       May 11 11:29 PM  Sassy: You want to do more in the shower?

·       May 11 11:30 PM  Kris: I want you to use the water to get off…while i’m there watching….

·       May 11 11:30 PM  Sassy: I  dunno about that…We’ll see

·       May 11 11:30 PM  Kris: how come….what is it about it that makes you hesitant?

·       May 11 11:30 PM  Sassy: I usually mostly use my mind… isn’t a lot to see

·       May 11 11:31 PM  Kris: isn’t a lot to see for who?

·       May 11 11:32 PM  Kris: I don’t care what you’d be imagining…but watching you get off would be PLENTY to see…..especially since I haven’t seen it yet!!!!!!!!!!!

·       May 11 11:33 PM  Kris: plenty to hear too!!!!….no matter what it “sounded like”  loud…. quiet….low groan….it would be SOMETHING…………….

·       May 11 11:35 PM  Kris: no pressure. like you say….we’ll see….it would be fun for me…..maybe hard for you to actually do…..

·       May 11 11:35 PM  Sassy: I want to show you… will think more about it

·       May 11 11:35 PM  Kris: no problem….no pressure…..

·       May 11 11:36 PM  Kris: you should resend me the link to that website with all the different ideas, positions, techniques, etc……you sent it in a chat…..but that was “many chats ago”…..if you send it in an email i’ll have more ready access to it…..maybe get some ideas from it….ask you about some things…..see what you think……

·       May 11 11:40 PM  Sassy: Ok

·       May 11 11:40 PM  Kris: you getting tired?

·       May 11 11:40 PM  Sassy: Hang on… searching for that site

·       May 11 11:40 PM  Kris: ok

·       May 11 11:42 PM  Sassy: Sent

·       May 11 11:42 PM  Kris: Thanks!

·       May 11 11:43 PM  Sassy: Feels like giving you a cookie jar.  Benefits me too!

·       May 11 11:43 PM  Kris: LOL

·       May 11 11:43 PM  Kris: just checking…you tired?

·       May 11 11:44 PM  Sassy: Getting there… probably should sign off by 12 m

·       May 11 11:45 PM  Kris: k….logistics of trying to plan future meets is bumming me out a little…..particularly due to financial restraints……

·       May 11 11:45 PM  Sassy: Don’t fret… we’ll figure it out

·       May 11 11:45 PM  Kris: ok….any ideas?

·       May 11 11:46 PM  Sassy: Let me ponder… you want no cost? Low cost?

·       May 11 11:47 PM  Kris: I hate being in this position…but until wife is back to work…..prefer no cost…..limits options….hate it…..

·       May 11 11:47 PM  Sassy: Whatever…

·       May 11 11:47 PM  Kris: whatever……what?

·       May 11 11:47 PM  Sassy: Good to know the deal

·       May 11 11:47 PM  Sassy: I  can figure something out either way

·       May 11 11:48 PM  Kris: just out of curiosity….what does “low cost” look like/mean?

·       May 11 11:49 PM  Sassy: Not sure… need more brain than I  have right now

·       May 11 11:49 PM  Kris: understand…..me too…here’s a random few last thoughts……as we near the time we both turn into pumpkins…..

·       May 11 11:50 PM  Kris: I was thinking about how you said you wanted to compare me “with” versus “without” having taken viagra…..do you remember saying that?

·       May 11 11:50 PM  Sassy: sure

·       May 11 11:51 PM  Kris: you’ve only had one “experiment” to compare “with” and “without” to so far…..but curious what you thought….about the difference….if there seemed to be any or not…..

·       May 11 11:51 PM  Sassy: I was hoping the better condoms would be enough, so you don’t have to spend the money and put chemicals into your bloodstream

·       May 11 11:52 PM  Sassy: Which was when?

·       May 11 11:53 PM  Sassy: Sunday with the lobster was with, right?

·       May 11 11:53 PM  Sassy: Sunday with shrimp was without?

·       May 11 11:54 PM  Kris: sunday with shrimp was first time me in you……without

·       May 11 11:54 PM  Kris: sunday with lobster was with……

·       May 11 11:54 PM  Kris: last time was when I came by just for a couple of hours……without….

·       May 11 11:55 PM  Kris: may be too much to remember….

·       May 11 11:55 PM  Sassy: I  can’t say really… several other variables mixed in

·       May 11 11:56 PM  Kris: variables?

·       May 11 11:56 PM  Sassy: Different condoms, time available etc.

·       May 11 11:57 PM  Kris: the larger condoms are definitely more comfortable…..

·       May 11 11:58 PM  Kris: my opinion is that the viagra may help a little…..but I don’t really have ED or anything….it’s mostly “in my head”…..and if I get and keep my head in the right place…..I probably don’t need it….but will use the two I have left anyhow…..just to see…….

·       May 11 11:59 PM  Kris: almost 12…..any last “burning thoughts” to share?

·       May 12 12:00 AM Sassy: Hope you sleep well.

·       May 12 12:00 AM Sassy: Maybe think of me

·       May 12 12:01 AM Kris: Thanks!….for wishing me good sleep….and I will definitely think of you….and you think about how we can meet again soon….ok? Mwah! Nite!

·       May 12 12:01 AM  Sassy: Nite Kris