Hilarious and too nice

Friday, May 16, 2014

Kris: Good morning! hope u slept well…tgif. 🙂 9:19 AM

Me: Good morning hot stuff! How are you? I slept like a stone! So chipper this morning. Looking at a quiet day at work…I hope. Mwah! 9:27 AM

Kris: Glad to hear it! Mwah back at ya! 9:31 AM

Me: What’re you up to today? I have to make it to 4 pm in here, then I’ll have a quiet evening at home. 9:40 AM

Kris: At office doing paperwork then meet with supervisor. Need to edit a lot. was hoping to get out of here by 2….but 4 is more likely. 🙁 a text from u “brightens the moment”…. 🙂 11:13 AM

Me: It is such important work you do. I rarely have a “hey, that mattered!” day but I hope you can see results of your work all the time. 11:21 AM

Me: Heard from AM guy I met last October. No sex, just chat and a blow job back then. I call him Sneezy – he is allergic to cats… and me. He writes to see if I am available. Told him no. Can’t figure out why he writes if he is just going to sneeze the whole time! I wish I knew a catless woman for him. 🙂 11:26 AM

Kris: Well….not all the time….but I do notice myself doing good enough to keep me wanting to keep doing it. Especially considering the pay’s not all that great. I had a fun moment yesterday….put a child on my Harley seat…with his single mom watching and smiling….I turned the engine on and let him work the throttle…roar the engine….music was playing pretty loud too….then I took him down….turned off the engine…but left the music on. he danced around in the yard to the music….while I talked to his mom. little things like that “keep me going”…. 🙂 11:36 AM

Kris: My last message was obviously a reply to your previous one…. 11:37 AM

Kris: Here’s my brief reply to your last one….YOU’RE HILARIOUS….AND TOO NICE. one last thought….then have to get back to work…. 11:40 AM

Kris: Like to revisit chatting about when you ARE available to someone else…and me at same time…to rephrase that famous playwright: “To share or not to share…that is the question”……ok…..gotta exercise painful self-control and resist your charms here for awhile…later though will resume! 🙂 11:48 AM

Kris: Just left the office…now get to fight rush-hour traffic home for next hour…Whoopee!!! Watcha up to sexy? 4:39 PM

Kris: Stuck in traffic…..watcha up to? 6:18 PM

Me: Just saw Godzilla with Hubby! 6:40 PM

Kris: YEAH!!!!!!!!…..U went to movies! almost home….then to concert. 6:46 PM

Kris: Home….last text till after show….how late will u b up? 6:51 PM

Me: Enjoy! Have fun! Rock! Not sure how late…will leave chat open until I go to bed. 6:55 PM

Kris: K…will check later.. 7:13 PM

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Kris: Home and tired but checking to see if you’re still up/online. 11:37 PM

Me: I am. 11:38 PM

Kris: K…getting on now… 🙂 11:39 PM

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· May 16 11:38 PM Sassy: Hiya! How was it?

· May 16 11:42 PM Kris: Amazing…lots of fun! How was the Godzilla movie?

· May 16 11:42 PM Sassy: Quite good! It rolls along

· May 16 11:43 PM Kris: did you go because that kind of movie is mostly “Hubby’s thing”?

· May 16 11:44 PM Sassy: His date cancelled… he was so forlorn

· May 16 11:44 PM Sassy: Didn’t want to go alone, have no one to talk to about it

· May 16 11:44 PM Sassy: So I took pity on him and volunteered to go along

· May 16 11:44 PM Sassy: He is super into it

· May 16 11:45 PM Kris: was his date a meet that cancelled…or was he planning on going to the movie with her?

· May 16 11:45 PM Sassy: not sure the difference?

· May 16 11:46 PM Kris: ok…to put it more simply – was he planning on going to the movie with his date who cancelled?

· May 16 11:46 PM Sassy: He had planned to take her to the movie

· May 16 11:47 PM Sassy: This is his #2 gal. I think she is over him, just not saying so

· May 16 11:47 PM Kris: what do you mean by #2? and how do you know she is over him or why do you think that?

· May 16 11:48 PM Sassy: He has two gals

· May 16 11:48 PM Sassy: She takes 2 days to answer his texts, backs out of dates…

· May 16 11:49 PM Sassy: Did you go to the concert with someone?

· May 16 11:49 PM Kris: yes….my wife

· May 16 11:49 PM Sassy: Cool!

· May 16 11:50 PM Kris: I told her I appreciated that she’s a good sport, goes along with things i’m interested in. not that she didn’t enjoy it…she did…but this whole “phase” of mine is part of what she’s “adapting to”….if that makes any sense…

· May 16 11:51 PM Sassy: Sure. That’s what I was today… a good sport

· May 16 11:52 PM Kris: I know…and in fact when I was sitting at the concert tonight I made that connection….you’re both like that in almost an identical way- very accommodating..unselfish.

· May 16 11:53 PM Kris: but you find ways to “take care of yourself” too right? wink

· May 16 11:55 PM Kris: speaking of which (I hope)….any further thoughts about what you want to do on Sunday?

· May 16 11:55 PM Sassy: Been thinking about Sunday. I like your theory of doing something first, then coming here

· May 16 11:56 PM Sassy: Haven’t quite figured out where yet

· May 16 11:56 PM Sassy: If you have any hankerings let me know

· May 16 11:56 PM Kris: do you have eating in mind?

· May 16 11:57 PM Sassy: Other ideas? Depends on the weather I suppose

· May 16 11:58 PM Kris: haven’t gotten that far. not sure….been so busy up till now haven’t even really thought about the details. let me check the weather right now real quick…

· May 16 11:58 PM Sassy: I was thinking of taking you to the cemetery

· May 16 11:59 PM Kris: you gonna kill me?….just dumping me would be less extreme…

· May 16 11:59 PM Sassy: Ha ha… noooo

· May 16 11:59 PM Sassy: It’s beautiful there. Some history, some flowers

· May 17 12:00 AM Sassy: Beautiful trees and little paths

· May 17 12:00 AM Sassy: Have you been to Mt Auburn?

· May 17 12:00 AM Kris: No…sounds nice. I like that…..

· May 17 12:01 AM Sassy: I know it’s odd…

· May 17 12:01 AM Kris: Sunday’s forecast calls for “partly sunny…30% chance of showers in the afternoon…highs in the upper 60s”…so that’s not too bad…

· May 17 12:01 AM Sassy: But very peaceful. Good for a little stroll

· May 17 12:01 AM Kris: it’s not odd…..

· May 17 12:02 AM Kris: I’ll be with you!

· May 17 12:02 AM Sassy: There are two lakes

· May 17 12:02 AM Sassy: Awww

· May 17 12:02 AM Kris: no seriously. it’s all part of it for me.

· May 17 12:02 AM Sassy: Do you like Greek food? There’s a nice little Greek place near there

· May 17 12:02 AM Kris: spend time with you…

· May 17 12:03 AM Sassy: You can “meet my dad”

· May 17 12:03 AM Kris: sure….just that i’m on a “shoestring budget”….

· May 17 12:03 AM Kris: who’s your dad?

· May 17 12:03 AM Sassy: He is buried there

· May 17 12:04 AM Kris: oh….does going there help you remember him?

· May 17 12:04 AM Sassy: Eh… not really

· May 17 12:05 AM Kris: just a nice place in general…and he happens to be buried there….

· May 17 12:05 AM Sassy: Yes

· May 17 12:05 AM Kris: sure. sounds nice.

· May 17 12:06 AM Sassy: Here’s the menu for Greek Corner… http://www.greekcorner.us/menu.pdf

· May 17 12:06 AM Sassy: Lots of ways to eat for less than $10/person

· May 17 12:06 AM Kris: you’re funny! sending me a menu…thanks.

· May 17 12:07 AM Kris: I can probably meet you by 12:00…if you want me to. where?

· May 17 12:08 AM Sassy: There is a main gate on Mt Auburn Street

· May 17 12:09 AM Sassy: If you go in and take the.. hmm… 2nd right? There is a little circle where people park

· May 17 12:10 AM Kris: What’s the name of the cemetary?

· May 17 12:10 AM Sassy: https://www.google.com/maps/@42.371862,-71.142182,15z?hl=en

· May 17 12:10 AM Sassy: Mount Auburn Cemetary

· May 17 12:11 AM Kris: ok. I’ll be on my bike

· May 17 12:11 AM Sassy: Oh my

· May 17 12:11 AM Sassy: It’s where Rte 16 dead ends into Mt Auburn Street

· May 17 12:11 AM Kris: ok

· May 17 12:12 AM Kris: just out of curiosity – if I get there at 12:00…when would we eat…versus walk around?

· May 17 12:13 AM Sassy: You want to eat first?

· May 17 12:13 AM Kris: doesn’t matter….what would you prefer?

· May 17 12:14 AM Sassy: checking their hours- They open at noon

· May 17 12:16 AM Kris: the Greek place?

· May 17 12:16 AM Sassy: yes. Want to do that first and then walk it off?

· May 17 12:16 AM Kris: sure

· May 17 12:16 AM Sassy: Okay. So meet there? It’s on Mass Ave, just off Rte 16

· May 17 12:16 AM Kris: yes

· May 17 12:17 AM Sassy: 2366 Mass Ave, North Cambridge 02140

· May 17 12:17 AM Sassy: Should I email that to you?

· May 17 12:17 AM Sassy: Or text it?

· May 17 12:18 AM Kris: no….that’s ok. I can refer back to this conversation – it’s saved almost forever. I just clicked on the link to it that you gave me above…address is on that too…but thanks…

· May 17 12:18 AM Sassy: I will ooh and aah over your bike

· May 17 12:19 AM Kris: you make me laugh…will you be able to chat with me tomorrow night?

· May 17 12:19 AM Sassy: I had a dream last night that you were sitting on your bike naked

· May 17 12:19 AM Sassy: and I was taking photos!

· May 17 12:19 AM Kris: seriously?

· May 17 12:20 AM Sassy: Yeah… very interesting

· May 17 12:20 AM Sassy: and then I did it

· May 17 12:20 AM Kris: did what?

· May 17 12:20 AM Sassy: Sat on your bike naked

· May 17 12:20 AM Kris: you weren’t afraid?

· May 17 12:21 AM Sassy: Of it stilling still? No

· May 17 12:21 AM Sassy: I don’t know where we were

· May 17 12:21 AM Kris: did you really dream this…or are you making it up?…lol

· May 17 12:22 AM Sassy: I should be able to chat. Seeing the Preakness with Mom, so will be home by around 7:30

· May 17 12:23 AM Kris: what’s the Preakness?

· May 17 12:23 AM Sassy: a horse race

· May 17 12:23 AM Kris: a live one someplace….or on tv?

· May 17 12:23 AM Sassy: on TV. It’s part of the triple crown, in Baltimore.

· May 17 12:24 AM Kris: shows how little I know about it

· May 17 12:24 AM Sassy: 2nd race, after the Kentucky Derby two weeks ago

· May 17 12:24 AM Sassy: I only tune in for these three races – Belmont Stakes is the third, in June

· May 17 12:24 AM Sassy: Mom likes to see the horses. She grew up on a farm

· May 17 12:25 AM Kris: so the triple crown is those three big races?

· May 17 12:25 AM Sassy: Yes. Excuse for a little party

· May 17 12:26 AM Kris: party?

· May 17 12:26 AM Sassy: cookies

· May 17 12:27 AM Sassy: raspberry lime rickies

· May 17 12:27 AM Kris: what’s that?

· May 17 12:27 AM Sassy: sprite or 7 up with raspberry syrup and fresh lime

· May 17 12:28 AM Kris: I think you told me that before…I forgot…might not be the last time…lol

· May 17 12:28 AM Sassy: No worries

· May 17 12:28 AM Kris: there’s a reason I asked about chatting tomorrow night

· May 17 12:28 AM Sassy: So Greek Corner, Mt Auburn, my place… sound good!

· May 17 12:28 AM Sassy: Oh?

· May 17 12:28 AM Kris: want you to help me “prime the pump”

· May 17 12:29 AM Sassy: What?

· May 17 12:29 AM Kris: you know…talk about sex

· May 17 12:30 AM Sassy: Aha

· May 17 12:30 AM Kris: you remember…sex…..right?

· May 17 12:30 AM Kris: lol

· May 17 12:30 AM Kris: it will come back to you

· May 17 12:31 AM Sassy: I can google it

· May 17 12:31 AM Kris: ha ha

· May 17 12:31 AM Sassy: : )

· May 17 12:32 AM Sassy: I will dig up some gifs or videos or photos

· May 17 12:32 AM Kris: you’re good at “steering in that direction” with ideas…and you just precluded this…..AGAIN….smarty pants!

· May 17 12:33 AM Sassy: What? precluded?

· May 17 12:34 AM Kris: I start to type something and you’ve already typed it before I could ask the question…..which makes me laugh….

· May 17 12:34 AM Sassy: hee

· May 17 12:34 AM Kris: so you’re a “smarty pants”…get it?

· May 17 12:34 AM Sassy: ayup

· May 17 12:35 AM Kris: so you can sit on my bike. but if we’re naked at the cemetary we’ll get arrested…we’ll have to do that part someplace else!

· May 17 12:35 AM Sassy: Good thought. Need to put a towel on the seat.

· May 17 12:35 AM Kris: what? to not sit on it naked at the cemetary? or to sit on it naked someplace else?

· May 17 12:36 AM Kris: why…are you going to get it all wet again?

· May 17 12:36 AM Sassy: Yes

· May 17 12:36 AM Sassy: yup

· May 17 12:36 AM Kris: oh good. I feel like something i’m doing is working. at least a little. lol

· May 17 12:38 AM Kris: have a rough timeline in mind for time we would be at your place?

· May 17 12:40 AM Sassy: I was guessing about 2 PM ? Depending on how long we walk or drive around the cemetery

· May 17 12:40 AM Kris: till when….about?

· May 17 12:40 AM Sassy: Not sure. H may have a date

· May 17 12:41 AM Sassy: that will give us more time

· May 17 12:41 AM Sassy: If not probably shouldn’t push it too late

· May 17 12:42 AM Kris: ok…and if he doesn’t have a date….not pushing it too late means what….approximately?

· May 17 12:42 AM Kris: then there’s just what you’d prefer…

· May 17 12:43 AM Sassy: Depends… maybe 7 PM ?

· May 17 12:43 AM Kris: ok…sounds good…plenty of time….just helps me to have a rough idea.

· May 17 12:43 AM Sassy: May know more tomorrow

· May 17 12:44 AM Kris: ok….no worries…

· May 17 12:44 AM Kris: you tired?

· May 17 12:44 AM Sassy: Getting there. You?

· May 17 12:45 AM Kris: I was more so earlier….talking to you has “perked me up”…but getting there too….want to say goodnight for now….chat around 8:00 or so tomorrow night…..lots of sex talk?

· May 17 12:46 AM Sassy: Sounds wonderful. Sleep well dear man

· May 17 12:46 AM Kris: You too Sassy Girl! Mwah!

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