Hilarious and too nice

Friday, May 16, 2014
Kris:聽Good morning! hope u slept well…tgif. 馃檪聽9:19 AM

Me:聽Good morning hot stuff! How are you? I slept like a stone! So chipper this morning. Looking at a quiet day at work…I hope. Mwah!聽9:27 AM

Kris:聽Glad to hear it! Mwah back at ya!聽9:31 AM

Me:聽What’re you up to today? I have to make it to 4 pm in here, then I鈥檒l have a quiet evening at home.聽9:40 AM

Kris:聽At office doing paperwork then meet with supervisor. Need to edit a聽lot. was hoping to get out of here by 2….but 4 is more likely. 馃檨 a text from u “brightens the moment”…. 馃檪聽11:13 AM

Me:聽It is such important work you do. I rarely have a “hey, that mattered!” day but I hope you can see results of your work all the time.聽11:21 AM

Me:聽Heard from AM聽guy I met last October. No sex, just chat and a blow job back then. I call him Sneezy – he is allergic to cats… and me. He writes to see if I am available. Told聽him no. Can’t figure out why he writes if he is just going to sneeze the whole time! I wish I knew a catless woman for him. 馃檪聽11:26 AM

Kris:聽Well….not all the time….but I do notice myself doing good enough to keep me wanting to keep doing it. Especially considering the pay’s not all that great. I had a fun moment聽yesterday….put a child on my Harley seat…with his single mom watching and smiling….I turned the engine on and let him work the聽throttle…roar the engine….music was playing pretty loud too….then I took him down….turned off the engine…but left the music on. he danced around in the yard to the聽music….while I talked to his mom. little things like that “keep me going”…. 馃檪聽11:36 AM

Kris:聽My last message was obviously a reply to your previous one….聽11:37 AM

Kris:聽Here’s my brief reply to your last one….YOU’RE HILARIOUS….AND TOO NICE. 聽one last thought….then have to get back to work….聽11:40 AM

Kris:聽Like to revisit chatting about when you ARE available to someone else…and me at same time…to rephrase that famous playwright: “To share or not to聽share…that is the question”……ok…..gotta exercise painful self-control and resist your charms here for awhile…later though will resume! 馃檪聽11:48 AM

Kris:聽Just left the office…now get to fight rush-hour traffic home for next hour…Whoopee!!! Watcha up to sexy?聽4:39 PM

Kris:聽Stuck in traffic…..watcha up to?聽6:18 PM

Me:聽Just saw Godzilla with Hubby!聽6:40 PM

Kris:聽YEAH!!!!!!!!…..U went to movies! almost home….then to concert. 6:46 PM
Kris:聽Home….last text till after show….how late will u b up?聽6:51 PM

Me:聽Enjoy! Have fun! Rock! Not sure how late…will leave chat open until I go to bed.聽6:55 PM

Kris:聽K…will check later..聽7:13 PM


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Kris:聽Home and tired but checking to see if you’re still up/online.聽11:37 PM

Me:聽I am.聽11:38 PM

Kris:聽K…getting on now… 馃檪聽11:39 PM
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路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:38 PM聽Sassy:聽Hiya! How was it?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:42 PM聽Kris:聽Amazing…lots of聽fun! How was the Godzilla movie?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:42 PM聽Sassy:聽Quite good! It rolls along
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:43 PM聽Kris:聽did you go because that聽kind of movie is mostly “Hubby’s thing”?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:44 PM聽Sassy:聽His date cancelled… he was so forlorn
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:44 PM聽Sassy:聽Didn’t want to go alone, have no one to talk to聽about it
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:44 PM聽Sassy:聽So I took pity on him and volunteered to go聽along
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:44 PM聽Sassy:聽He is super into it
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:45 PM聽Kris:聽was his date a meet that聽cancelled…or was he planning on going to the movie with her?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:45 PM聽Sassy:聽not sure the difference?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:46 PM聽Kris:聽ok…to put it more聽simply – was he planning on going to the movie with his date who cancelled?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:46 PM聽Sassy:聽He had planned to take her to the movie
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:47 PM聽Sassy:聽This is his #2 gal. I think she is over him,聽just not saying so
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:47 PM聽Kris:聽what do you mean by聽#2? and how do you know she is over him or why do you think that?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:48 PM聽Sassy:聽He has two gals
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:48 PM聽Sassy:聽She takes 2 days to answer his texts, backs out聽of dates…
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:49 PM聽Sassy:聽Did you go to the concert with someone?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:49 PM聽Kris:聽yes….my wife
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:49 PM聽Sassy:聽Cool!
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:50 PM聽Kris:聽I told her I appreciated聽that she’s a good sport, goes along with things i’m interested in. not that聽she didn’t enjoy it…she did…but this whole聽“phase” of mine is聽part of what she’s “adapting to”….if that makes any sense…
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:51 PM聽Sassy:聽Sure. 聽That’s what I was today… a good sport
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:52 PM聽Kris:聽I know…and in fact when I聽was sitting at the concert tonight I made that connection….you’re both like聽that in almost an identical way- very聽accommodating..unselfish.
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:53 PM聽Kris:聽but you find ways to聽“take care of yourself” too right? wink
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:55 PM聽Kris:聽speaking of which (I hope)….any聽further thoughts about what you want to do on Sunday?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:55 PM聽Sassy:聽Been thinking about Sunday.聽I like your theory of doing something first,聽then coming here
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:56 PM聽Sassy:聽Haven’t quite figured out where yet
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:56 PM聽Sassy:聽If you have any hankerings let me know
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:56 PM聽Kris:聽do you have eating in mind?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:57 PM聽Sassy:聽Other ideas?聽聽Depends on the weather I suppose
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:58 PM聽Kris:聽haven’t gotten that far. not聽sure….been so busy up till now haven’t even really thought about the聽details. 聽let me check the weather right now聽real quick…
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:58 PM聽Sassy:聽I was thinking of taking you to the cemetery
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:59 PM聽Kris:聽you gonna kill me?….just聽dumping me would be less extreme…
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:59 PM聽Sassy:聽Ha ha… noooo
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 16 11:59 PM聽Sassy:聽It’s beautiful there. Some history, some flowers
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:00 AM聽Sassy:聽Beautiful trees and little paths
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:00 AM聽Sassy:聽Have you been to Mt Auburn?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:00 AM聽Kris:聽No…sounds nice. I聽聽like that…..
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:01 AM聽Sassy:聽I know it’s odd…
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:01 AM聽Kris:聽Sunday’s forecast calls for聽“partly sunny…30% chance of showers in the afternoon…highs in the聽upper 60s”…so that’s not too bad…
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:01 AM聽Sassy:聽But very peaceful. 聽Good for a little stroll
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:01 AM聽Kris:聽it’s not odd…..
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:02 AM聽Kris:聽I鈥檒l be with you!
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:02 AM聽Sassy:聽There are two lakes
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:02 AM聽Sassy:聽Awww
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:02 AM聽Kris:聽no seriously.聽聽it’s all part of it for聽me.
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:02 AM聽Sassy:聽Do you like Greek food? There’s a nice little聽Greek place near there
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:02 AM聽Kris:聽spend time with you…
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:03 AM聽Sassy:聽You can “meet my dad”
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:03 AM聽Kris:聽sure….just that i’m on a聽“shoestring budget”….
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:03 AM聽Kris:聽who’s your dad?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:03 AM聽Sassy:聽He is buried there
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:04 AM聽Kris:聽oh….does going there help聽you remember him?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:04 AM聽Sassy:聽Eh… not really
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:05 AM聽Kris:聽just a nice place in聽general…and he happens to be buried there….
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:05 AM聽Sassy:聽Yes
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:05 AM聽Kris:聽sure. sounds nice.
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:06 AM聽Sassy:聽Here’s the menu for Greek Corner…聽http://www.greekcorner.us/menu.pdf
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:06 AM聽Sassy:聽Lots of ways to eat for less than $10/person
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:06 AM聽Kris:聽you’re funny! sending me聽a menu…thanks.
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:07 AM聽Kris:聽I can probably meet you by聽12:00…if you want me to. where?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:08 AM聽Sassy:聽There is a main gate on Mt Auburn Street
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:09 AM聽Sassy:聽If you go in and take the.. hmm… 2nd right?聽There is a little circle where people park
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:10 AM聽Kris:聽What’s the name of the聽cemetary?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:10 AM聽Sassy:聽https://www.google.com/maps/@42.371862,-71.142182,15z?hl=en
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:10 AM聽Sassy:聽Mount Auburn Cemetary
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:11 AM聽Kris:聽ok.聽I鈥檒l be on my bike
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:11 AM聽Sassy:聽Oh my
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:11 AM聽Sassy:聽It’s where Rte 16 dead ends into Mt Auburn聽Street
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:11 AM聽Kris:聽ok
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:12 AM聽Kris:聽just out of curiosity – if聽I get there at 12:00…when would we eat…versus walk around?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:13 AM聽Sassy:聽You want to eat first?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:13 AM聽Kris:聽doesn’t matter….what聽would you prefer?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:14 AM聽Sassy:聽checking their hours-聽They open at noon
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:16 AM聽Kris:聽the Greek place?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:16 AM聽Sassy:聽yes. Want to do that first and then walk it off?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:16 AM聽Kris:聽sure
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:16 AM聽Sassy:聽Okay. So meet there? It’s on Mass Ave, just off聽Rte 16
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:16 AM聽Kris:聽yes
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:17 AM聽Sassy:聽2366 Mass Ave, North Cambridge 02140
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:17 AM聽Sassy:聽Should I email that to you?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:17 AM聽Sassy:聽Or text it?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:18 AM聽Kris:聽no….that’s ok. I can聽refer back to this conversation – it’s saved almost forever. I just clicked聽on the link to it that you gave me above…address聽is on that too…but聽thanks…
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:18 AM聽Sassy:聽I will ooh and aah over your bike
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:19 AM聽Kris:聽you make me laugh…will聽you be able to chat with me tomorrow night?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:19 AM聽Sassy:聽I had a dream last night that you were sitting聽on your bike naked
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:19 AM聽Sassy:聽and I was taking photos!
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:19 AM聽Kris:聽seriously?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:20 AM聽Sassy:聽Yeah… very interesting
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:20 AM聽Sassy:聽and then I did it
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:20 AM聽Kris:聽did what?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:20 AM聽Sassy:聽Sat on your bike naked
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:20 AM聽Kris:聽you weren’t afraid?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:21 AM聽Sassy:聽Of it stilling still? No
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:21 AM聽Sassy:聽I don’t know where we were
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:21 AM聽Kris:聽did you really dream聽this…or are you making it up?…lol
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:22 AM聽Sassy:聽I should be able to chat. Seeing the Preakness聽with Mom, so will be home by around 7:30
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:23 AM聽Kris:聽what’s the Preakness?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:23 AM聽Sassy:聽a horse race
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:23 AM聽Kris:聽a live one someplace….or聽on tv?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:23 AM聽Sassy:聽on TV. It’s part of the triple crown, in聽Baltimore.
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:24 AM聽Kris:聽shows how little I know聽about it
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:24 AM聽Sassy:聽2nd race, after the Kentucky Derby two weeks ago
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:24 AM聽Sassy:聽I only tune in for these three races – Belmont聽Stakes is the third, in June
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:24 AM聽Sassy:聽Mom likes to see the horses.聽She grew up on a farm
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:25 AM聽Kris:聽so the triple crown is聽those three big races?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:25 AM聽Sassy:聽Yes.聽Excuse for a little party
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:26 AM 聽Kris:聽party?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:26 AM聽Sassy:聽cookies
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:27 AM聽Sassy:聽raspberry lime rickies
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:27 AM聽Kris:聽what’s that?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:27 AM聽Sassy:聽sprite or 7 up with raspberry syrup and fresh聽lime
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:28 AM聽Kris:聽I think you told me that聽before…I forgot…might not be the last time…lol
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:28 AM聽Sassy:聽No worries
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:28 AM聽Kris:聽there’s a reason I asked聽about chatting tomorrow night
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:28 AM聽Sassy:聽So Greek Corner, Mt Auburn, my place… sound聽good!
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:28 AM聽Sassy:聽Oh?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:28 AM聽Kris:聽want you to help me聽“prime the pump”
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:29 AM聽Sassy:聽What?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:29 AM聽Kris:聽you know…talk about sex
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:30 AM聽Sassy:聽Aha
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:30 AM聽Kris:聽you聽remember…sex…..right?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:30 AM聽Kris:聽lol
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:30 AM聽Kris:聽it will come back to you
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:31 AM聽Sassy:聽I can google it
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:31 AM聽Kris:聽ha ha
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:31 AM聽Sassy: 聽: )聽
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:32 AM聽Sassy:聽I will dig up some gifs or videos or photos
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:32 AM聽Kris:聽you’re good at聽“steering in that direction” with ideas…and you just precluded聽this…..AGAIN….smarty pants!
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:33 AM聽Sassy:聽What?聽precluded?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:34 AM聽Kris:聽I start to type something聽and you’ve already typed it before I could ask the question…..which makes me聽laugh….
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:34 AM聽Sassy:聽hee
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:34 AM聽Kris:聽so you’re a “smarty聽pants”…get it?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:34 AM聽Sassy:聽ayup
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:35 AM聽Kris:聽so you can sit on my聽bike. but if we’re naked at the cemetary we’ll get arrested…we’ll have to聽do that part someplace else!
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:35 AM聽Sassy:聽Good thought. 聽Need to put a towel on the seat.聽
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:35 AM聽Kris:聽what? to not sit on it聽naked at the cemetary? or to sit on it naked someplace else?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:36 AM聽Kris:聽why…are you going to get聽it all wet again?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:36 AM聽Sassy:聽Yes
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:36 AM聽Sassy:聽yup
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:36 AM聽Kris:聽oh good. I feel like聽something i’m doing is working. at least a little. lol
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:38 AM聽Kris:聽have a rough timeline in聽mind for time we would be at your place?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:40 AM聽Sassy:聽I was guessing about 2 PM ? Depending on how聽long we walk or drive around the cemetery
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:40 AM聽Kris:聽till when….about?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:40 AM聽Sassy:聽Not sure. H may have a date
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:41 AM聽Sassy:聽that will give us more time
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:41 AM聽Sassy:聽If not probably shouldn’t push it too late
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:42 AM聽Kris:聽ok…and if he doesn’t have聽a date….not pushing it too late means what….approximately?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:42 AM聽Kris:聽then there’s just what聽you’d prefer…
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:43 AM聽Sassy:聽Depends… maybe 7 PM ?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:43 AM聽Kris:聽ok…sounds good…plenty聽of time….just helps me to have a rough idea.
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:43 AM聽Sassy:聽May know more tomorrow
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:44 AM聽Kris:聽ok….no worries…
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:44 AM聽Kris:聽you tired?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:44 AM聽Sassy:聽Getting there. You?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:45 AM聽Kris:聽I was more so聽earlier….talking to you has “perked me up”…but getting there聽too….want to say goodnight for now….chat around 8:00 or so聽tomorrow聽night…..lots of sex talk?
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:46 AM聽Sassy:聽Sounds wonderful. Sleep well dear man
路聽 聽 聽聽聽May 17 12:46 AM聽Kris:聽You too Sassy Girl! Mwah!

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