Knucklehead

November 13, 2014 Thursday

7:55am
Good morning kid!

7:59am Philip
Morning!

7:37pm
Hiya kid! Hope you’re having a grand time. I am OFF PILL DUTY! Mom’s new place took over filling her pills, so I don’t have to worry about it anymore!

7:44pm Philip
Oh cool! Got to talk to my girl today. Was a good day

7:45pm
Yay! Which girl?

7:55pm Philip
The Beach Gal
I love that girl to death
always will I think

8:00pm
She’s marrying the guy?

8:02pm Philip
Tomorrow, kills me – bar brawling, coke dealing, coke snorting, illiterate shitbag

I wished her well, told her I’d always love her, she said I love you too

8:04pm
Awww
That’s good.
Kris told me he has found a woman to love, asked her to marry him, and that I must not contact him anymore. Yippee.

So I have to stop worrying about him.

8:06pm Philip
So quick? He’s a knucklehead

8:07pm
Yup. This is the woman who got caught cheating, kicked out of her house, moved in with lover, now cheating on lover with K. She is going to “keep him from doing wrong.” SSuuureee.

8:27pm Philip
Yup.  I should have married that girl when I had the chance. Fuck me

8:31pm
Maybe… maybe not. Please don’t torture yourself with that now.

8:38pm Philip
I know, I know

Name that bike

November 12, 2014 Wednesday

7:00pm
Hiya kid! Good day? I went back to work and it was awful. Boss was back to her old self. Then I had to run the going away party for my favorite colleague… blah. And right before that, one of the admin staff gave notice! Argh! Hope your day was better!

7:24pm Philip
Ugh. Had a good day. Making dinner. Trying to name my bike

7:24pm
WLV – World’s largest Vibrator ; )

Road Jet.

We had barbecue at the party – pulled pork, pulled chicken, BBQ chicken, black-eyed corn, mashed, salad, corn bread, baked beans and carrot cake!

7:41pm
Or were you thinking names like people names? Fred?

7:55pm Philip
Food sounds wonderful! Girl’s name

7:56pm
How about some music woman you like?

Some gal who is fast? : )

7:57pm Philip
It’s a girl – stubborn, wild, rebellious, beautiful, a little crazy

7:57pm
Maybeline
Lucille?

7:59pm Philip
Nah

7:59pm
Athena? Delilah? Layla? Mustang Sally? My Sharona?

8:06pm Philip
Nope

8:06pm
Hmmm…Cutesy or serious?

8:16pm
Proud Mary?

8:18pm Philip
Regular name, something meaningful

8:18pm
Ah…She will tell you… after a bit?

8:20pm Philip
Maybe…Sassy, Sadie, Vicki, Stevie

8:20pm
Ha ha

Only if you never tell your wife! : )

8:21pm Philip
Ha!

Randy little thing

November 11, 2014 Tuesday VETERANS DAY HOLIDAY

8:25am
Thank you for your military service Philip, and for all you told me so I understand how important it was!

8:27am Philip
Thank you! Picking up my bike today! Have a great day!

8:28am
Woohoo! So happy for you!

8:29am Philip
Rented one to get over the jitters

8:30am
I’m headed back to Mom’s to deal with Dad’s desk. Saw the real estate agent and furniture consignment lady yesterday. Progress!

Sounds like you’re doing the bike thing right!

8:44am Philip
I’m pretty comfortable on it. It’s the right size for me and I’ve smoothed out my starts and stops and now I just have to ride. Did a lot of corners yesterday but feel no requirement to lean her way over. Did zip through them at good speed though and I notice people see that big bike coming

8:46am Philip
Keep making progress. Had a delightful conversation with Beach Gal this morning. I’ll take it, made me smile and that’s a good thing. We’ll always be buddies. Good luck with the desk!

9:11am
Thanks kid. I am feeling really overwhelmed but know that will pass.

9:51am Philip
I know! Wanna hold my wiener? Ha!

9:54am
You know I want to hold it.. and stroke it…

10:36am Philip
I’ll wag my tail

10:36am
Wanna hear you bark!

10:37am Philip
LOL, ruff

11:16am
Now do me doggie style!

12:35pm Philip
You’re a randy little thing, I like that

7:45pm
Sushi dinner.  So sumptuous!
Eel, egg, shrimp tempura maki and salmon skin maki at Toraya, the best hidden gem in the area!

9:23pm

[photo of him on his new motorcycle]

That bike is so hot! So you! Hope you adore it!

9:46pm Philip
Thank you!

Sort more

November 10, 2014 Monday

10:02am
Good morning!
Headed back to Mom’s to sort more stuff and meet the real estate agent. Whee!

10:08am Philip
I’m trying to see about buying a bike. Thinking about renting one just to try it out.
Good luck with the agent

Too hard

November 9, 2014 Sunday

10:42am Philip

Out riding again, gorgeous day!

1:11pm

Woohoo!  Enjoy!

I just got up. ; ) 

1:20pm Philip 
I could never sleep that late. Lord, entire day is gone!
1:21pm
I was up chatting until 1 am while you were snoozing.  : ) 
Just ordered breakfast delivered!
I was dreaming of you!
How’s the bike?
1:26pm Philip 
Had a blast and now have a license again which is cool. Now to see about buying the bike
1:27pm 
Woohoo!
1:31pm Philip 
Yeah baby
1:57pm Philip 
Left my silly ass wife in charge of taping the football game. Did she do it? No. Woman does not cook or clean, has the house looking like an edition of hoarders, brings in no money but sure knows how to spend it. Unbelievable!
2:06pm 
Beer good?  Any food?
2:07pm Philip 
Beer is very good, no food. Trying to calm down. That woman just drives me up a wall and not in a good way.
2:14pm Philip 
So over this shit.
2:18pm
I hear you. Try not to let her raise your blood pressure.
2:25pm Philip 
I am pissed at her every day. She spends my money to grocery shop but only buys stuff for her. Yesterday, never even considered dinner. If you don’t work or contribute in any way, the least you could do is figure out dinner while sitting on your ass all day long. 
Many days I literally have to bite my tongue to keep from spewing. I wanted an nice watch on sale, $169 bucks for a $700 watch. Her response, “You don’t need another watch,” then she wants me to look at a $2500 watch she wanted and got upset when I said fuck you. Now she wants this ridiculously priced sewing machine!  All I asked was please tape the game while I am taking my course. Too fucking hard to accomplish. Livid is way too gentle a word for how I feel.
2:26pm Philip 
Just gonna sit here and drink beer till I calm down.

An amazing mouth

November 8, 2014 Saturday

7:09am
Have a great ride!

7:33am Philip
Thank you. Very excited about this. 30 years since I have been on a bike!

7:37am
Hope it’s as fun to do this after 30 years as it was to reconnect with some one else between your legs!

7:39am Philip 
I’m guessing it isn’t gonna be close!
7:43am
Awww…thanks kid!  You know how to start a gal’s day off right!
I see you sitting in a big chair with me at your feet…mmm
9:12am Philip 
That’s a very nice visual
4:35pm
Hiya!  How was the ride?
6:55pm Philip 
It was great fun! Balance and control still there but boy am I older. I’m very aware I don’t bounce anymore
6:56pm
Aha!
6:57pm Philip 
My body was going “hey, what the fuck!”

But god it’s fun to be on a bike, love the power and being in the air!

6:59pm
Yay!

When do you get your bike?
7:03pm Philip 
As soon as I get my license, going to start riding the bigger bikes. Going to rent a couple and spend a day riding
7:16pm Philip 

[photo of him smiling in a baseball cap, winter coat, sweatshirt]

7:17pm
Oooh!  I adore your smile!

7:21pm Philip 
Just an old guy. 

7:22pm
I bet you can still bounce on me!
7:24pm Philip 
Oh yeah, bike was too small for me. I’ll be more comfortable on something bigger

7:27pm
Yeah… that happened with Kris… he rode the smaller ones and kept trading up until he got the super-deluxe one

7:33pm
What does your wife think of this?  Will she ride?
7:43pm Philip 
I don’t know. Soon as I buy the bike she is going to buy a 12k sewing machine. She can ride that.
7:44pm
Oh my…Will Red ride?
7:51pm Philip 
She wants to drive. Such a different outlook on everything. She would rock leathers
7:52pm
I had the feeling I’d be much more comfortable driving than riding…
7:53pm Philip 
You like to ride

7:53pm
I didn’t get much of a chance to see.  He started me out with a 100 mi ride, mostly on the highway in the freezing cold.  I was equal parts bored, terrified and frozen.  The next day on the back roads in the sun was much better

But mostly it seemed like he was having a grand time and I was clinging to him for dear life being uncomfortable and bored.  If I’m going on a date, I want to talk to him, do stuff… etc. Not just sit there silently for hours.

Do you understand or do I sound like an idiot?

8:01pm Philip

No I understand. No fun in the cold and scared. Fred loves to ride. Better if you have the Bluetooth and can talk.

8:01pm
Ah yes… a little change like that could make a big difference!

8:02pm Philip
I like to ride a bit, and then stop and enjoy or spend the night and have fun

8:02pm
Why doesn’t our hometown church have a web site or email or any way to change my Mom’s address with writing to them a letter or calling?  Argh.

8:03pm Philip 
Stop in a secluded spot, get naked, enjoy, grab a bite some place.  
The church is Old fashioned
8:03pm
I should send you a motorcycle fantasy a friend wrote… can’t remember if I sent it before…
8:04pm Philip
I have many of those 

Fantasies that is. Love sex outdoors

Always have, remember camp?

8:07pm
I was surprised how far I went in the cemetery 

so risky, so hot
8:08pm Philip 
Yup! That’s what makes it hot
8:10pm
Too bad you visit when it’s cold out!
I can see myself doing all sorts of naughty sexy stuff with you!
I have this vision of being bent over a bench, you holding my ass and pounding me
8:14pm Philip 
I like holding your ass and I like pounding you too, hard and deep
For a guy who loves sex, I sure don’t get much
8:16pm
Even simple things like you holding me with a hand down my jeans… playing with my clit… watching my face as I cum… oh man….
Ha ha… tell me about it.  It’s been over 6 weeks for me and I am getting too twitchy!
8:21pm Philip 
I like that clit between my teeth while I flick it with my tongue
8:21pm
Ooh!  I want that!
8:22pm Philip 
Ha!
8:23pm
I will reciprocate!  I am good that way.  : )
8:30pm Philip 
I know, you have an amazing mouth
8:32pm 
I’ve learned a lot about that since I saw you last… watched a lot of video… tested out techniques
Worry that I am not as good as your wild ladies… but hope I am still good enough
8:39pm Philip 
Both are amazing but you are something else too. Attitude is everything. One isn’t mine anymore and never will be again, getting married next week. You are plenty good enough
8:40pm 
Thank you.  I don’t understand it but we do have… something.
You light me up like no one else.
8:44pm Philip 
Always did

8:45pm

I started to worry about it being 3 years and whether we would still get along… but then smacked myself because it was 30+ the last time and we did fine!

8:50pm Philip 

Always


Nothing under them

November 7, 2014 Friday
7:25am
Good morning!   Back to work for me!  TGIF kid!
7:37am Philip 
I’m so glad it went well and Mom is happy! 
Have a great Friday. 
Motorcycle course for me tonight
3:21pm
So glad to hear you are taking the motorcycle course.  Kris found that very helpful.
Work is going well today.  Boss suddenly realizes she needs me to run the place while she is gone on maternity leave… is being super-nice!  HA!
3:30pm Philip 
I rode a lot years ago but it’s been years since I have been on a bike. I’m sure it will come back  quickly but I want the practice

3:30pm
Yeah… it had been 25 yrs for Kris. He said it mostly helped with newer features.  And be sure they teach you how to deal with righting the bike if you ditch it.  That thing weighs 850,000 pounds!

He said there are two kinds of bikers – those who have ditched on a bike and those who will soon.

3:32pm Philip
You get rusty. I’m going to rent one and ride it around the country roads get used to the weight and how she maneuvers.
3:33pm 
He found the slow turns to be the biggest problem, so watch out for those.
3:34pm Philip 
Slow turns are where you feel the weight of the bike and balance really plays
3:35pm
But you are bigger. stronger, may have less trouble.  He’s only 170 pounds soaking wet.
3:35pm Philip
Ugh easier to ride at speed
3:35pm
Yeah… he likes about 120 mph!
3:37pm Philip 
The bike fits me well. 
I’m a very careful rider. 120 is not in my vocabulary

3:38pm
I know… you want to cruise the beach with a hot babe on the back…

3:39pm Philip 
That would be nice
3:40pm
Does this course get you a break on insurance?
3:42pm Philip 
Yes and is a licensing course. Dropped my license years ago
3:44pm
Gonna buy leathers?  Boots? Fancy bluetooth helmet?

3:46pm Philip 
I don’t know. Not really my style

3:48pm
Need something for safety…
This is so exciting!  One of your dreams coming true!

3:58pm Philip 
I have a leather jacket, gloves, etc. I always just wore jeans

4:14pm
But the chaps are so sexy.  ; )

4:24pm Philip 
Only if you wear nothing under them

Pleased

November 6, 2014 Thursday
        
6:54am
Moving Day for Mom!  Please pray for us!!
7:39am Philip 
Oh lord! Will do! Good luck!
10:01pm Philip 
How did it go? Everyone survive?
10:17pm
It’s done!  It was brutal – long, tough day. But she is moved, unpacked, artwork hung… she is pleased!  Such a nice place.  Thanks for asking!

Final push

November 5, 2014 Wednesday
7:31am
Good morning!  Up early to prep for cleaners!   Then back to Mom’s for one final push.  The movers arrive tomorrow!  EEEEEK!  Have a great Wednesday!
8:21am Philip
You too! Already 4 hours into my day. Having a great day!

That spot

November 4, 2014 Tuesday
8:16am
Good morning!   
Not working!  Going to vote then back to Mom’s!   Whee!  
Have a super Tuesday!
8:36am Philip 
Enjoy! Have a great day!
10:24am
Civic duty done!  #220 at my polling place!

9:33pm Philip 

[Photo of him smiling, naked from the chest up… mmm… shoulders.  He knows I adore his shoulders… this is one of his ways of being nice to me.]
Back to sleep for me. Sweet dreams
10:29pm
I want to kiss that spot… the one right there on your shoulder… what is it about you that turns me into a lustful lady?!  Could it happen in a couple of weeks?