Lipsync Challenge

July 11, 2018 Wednesday

12:06 AM Sassy
Bunch of Police Departments have been challenging each other to #lipsyncchallenge Here’s a fun one from #NorfolkPD VA. One take!

Norfolk Police Department Lip Sync Battle

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZO7ADSwXAc&w=320&h=266]

6:30 AM Phil
Good morning! Hope your day is grand!

8:45 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip!
Have a wicked good Wednesday!
Mwah mwah mwah!

6:33 PM Sassy
First time at The Rising, new Irish pub in Inman Square Cambridge

$1 Oysters from Wellfleet
The side dining room 
Beer-battered onion rings with ketchup and remoulade
Poutine with pulled pork, cheese and shoestring fries
Fish and chips

7:21 PM Sassy
Hee hee

Canada’s Navy demonstrates new green and fuel efficient low maintenance warship. Note the deck mounted surveillance and attack unit.

9:00 PM Phil
That’s funny!

10:27 PM Phil

[photo of his cock and furry tummy]

Looking at your tits
  

Soxy

June 30, 2018 Saturday
1:48 PM Sassy
Good afternoon!  Fun to see you out and about!  
Awesome music video.  
FYI – get me alone and I will show you what LOVE IS!  Mwah!
2:34 PM Sassy
You familiar with this socks site?  They’re having a two free pairs special today and it looks like your kinda socks!  They have lots of sports and holidays and other fun socks.
https://www.soxy.com

2:50 PM Phil
Oooh, I like those! 
Enjoying the day, hope you are too! 
3:06 PM Sassy
After a crazy week of doctors and dinners and Symphony Hall, I am being a slug today and it’s glorious!

3:28 PM Sassy
Watch the Broadway community’s new call for unity.

Chita Rivera, Bebe Neuwirth, and More Broadway Stars Join “We Are the World” Video

https://www.theatermania.com/broadway/news/broadway-we-are-the-world-video_85700.html

Producers Yael Silver, Robin Carus, and Van Dean (Broadway Records, president) have released “We Are The World,” a music video featuring an all-star roster of theater artists and calling for healing and unity in the world today.

Participating artists include Christy Altomare, Kelli Barrett, Andrea Burns, Nikki Renee Daniels, Jordan Donica, Rachel Eskenazi-Gold, Justin Guarini, Derek Klena, Jeff Kready, Sydney Lucas, Beth Malone, Lesli Margherita, Constantine Maroulis, Bebe Neuwirth, Orfeh, George Psomas, Anthony Rapp, Courtney Reed, Chita Rivera, Kate Rockwell, Jarrod Spector, Brian Stokes Mitchell, Ephraim Sykes, Jenna Ushkowitz, and Ben Vereen.

The video also features a Broadway kids chorus that includes Paige Brady, Ava Briglia, Courtney Chu, Tori Feinstein, Sophie Gennusa, James Ignacio, Luka Kain, Jake Lucas, Eliza Holland Madore, Mehret Marsh, Cayen Martin, Aliyah Mastin, Willow McCarthy, Rileigh McDonald, Callia Muhammad, Julian Rivera-Summerville, Mimi Ryder, Milly Shapiro, Ava Ulloa, Alexandra Vlachos, Aviva Winick, Rocco Wu, Timothy Yang, and Kasey Youme Lee.

Fits, Sits

June 28, 2018 Thursday

7:43 AM Sassy
Good morning!  Out early for the cleaners!  
Two doctors today – physical with the chief and then podiatrist!  Whee!  Have a super Thursday!!

10:12 AM Phil
Woo hoo! Making liver and onions for my pal this evening. 
Goes well with Cuban cigars and bourbon
10:13 AM Sassy
You two are so cute.

6:46 PM Sassy
If they fits, they sits! 
[2 minute video]

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBvH5vkCA7M&w=320&h=266]


Lingerie and toys

June 25, 2018 Monday

From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 11:13 AM
Subject: New week

Hi Sassy

How are you doing, sexy? How is the new week looking for you? I may be able to meet you this Friday if you are available but I can confirm only later in the week, unfortunately.

-R

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From: Sassy

To: Reggie
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 1:39 PM
Re: New week

Hiya Reggie! How’s it going for my favorite handsome man? Hope your week is off to a grand start!

This week is nutty! Work has calmed down a lot, but I usually have two or three appointments or activities in any given week on the personal side, but this week I have NINE!

– More catching up with doctors (three appointments), 

– going to the bank to do paperwork because our community group has a new treasurer 7/1,

– talking with my broker for the annual review of my accounts (I inherited him from my mother, along with her money),

– cleaners coming in to make my place cleaner, and

– seeing Andy Borowitz performance – are you familiar with his razor sharp wit on political topics for the New Yorker?

I have Friday off from work and have penciled you in. Fingers crossed that it works, but if not, we’ll figure something else out! I am very interested in meeting you again. I am thinking about it… a lot.

-S

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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 2:12 PM
Re: New week

Do your three appointments include one with Dr. AMY? I am hoping we can make Friday work too. Just the thought of it gets me all excited and hard.

Yes, I am familiar with Andy Borowitz’s writing but only barely.The performance should be fun.

Meet you soon!

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From: Sassy

To: Reggie
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 2:32 PM
Re: New week

Ha! I adore it when you take my concept and run with it! Dr AMy has exactly what I need! We may have to schedule several visits, so we can take try different “treatments.” Let’s try to take our time this time, lessen the pressure, even though it feels urgent to do ALL THE THINGS right away!

I have to see the endocrinologist, podiatrist and my regular doctor. It’s mostly perfunctory but they get cranky when I don’t come in regularly. I am lucky to have such good doctors, so I try to keep them happy. Once you’ve had cancer they make you do all these tests to make sure it’s not coming back. Whee.

Should I feel bad for getting you excited at work? I am in the #sorryNOTsorry category. I am squirming in my desk chair! It makes my insides woggle to know you are hard and my mind spins off so many ways I could make use of that! Are you familiar with the term “hot dogging” where you slide up and down my slit so it looks like a hot dog sliding into a bun? Oh man… If you ever need to concentrate, be sure to say and I will try to behave.

I survived listening to the broker for 30 minutes. He is so gung-ho! He used to be in the Coast Guard, and has that enforced upbeat nature of a salesman too. But my account does well so I nod a lot and keep going.

Mwah!

-S

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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 2:36 PM
Re: New week

I was not familiar with the term “hot dogging” but I like the idea a lot. I like slapping the clit or rubbing it with the tip of my cock. My foreskin is tight and does not go back all the way – just so you know – but it does not come in the way of my (or in my experience, her) pleasure at all.

Wondering what you will taste like.

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From: Sassy

To: Reggie
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 2:37 PM

Subject: Lingerie

Hiya! When you say “lingerie” what does that word mean? Sexy bras and panties? or babydoll nighties? or leather? what?

I found a fun catalogue – take a look and tell me what appeals? Colors? styles? Or show me photos you like from elsewhere? I usually can’t find anything in my size in a store but with the internet the choices widen!

https://www.barenecessities.com/Plus-Size-Sexy-Lingerie_catalog_nxs,158.htm?cm_mmc=GLSR_NonBrand-_-US-NB-DSA-Lingerie-_-Lingerie:%20Core-_-_bc81b1ae-916d-42a2-87b7-fba9cf9fc47e&source=GoogleA&Term=&cmp=NA&kclid=bc81b1ae-916d-42a2-87b7-fba9cf9fc47e&gclid=Cj0KCQjw37fZBRD3ARIsAJihSr2kC3ltXlcf1Fq7TtYhg688JCctJRXEPc2AoOtdodANd9Tv1C2BkU4aAnvCEALw_wcB

-S

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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 2:42 PM

Re: Lingerie

I will have to find a discreet meeting room to find something. I love lacy bras and panties in general.

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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 3:44 PM

Re: Lingerie

Took a peek and loved the lace baby dolls.

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From: Sassy

To: Reggie
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 3:47 PM

Re: Lingerie

Oooh… those are slinky. Thanks for the input. I may have to invest in one. Hope looking was fun!

-S

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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 7:54 PM

Re: Lingerie

I like how sexed up you are making me feel. I want to run my hands all over your body. I like it that you are so sex positive. I am hopeful about Friday!

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From: Sassy

To: Reggie
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 8:41 PM

Re: Lingerie

Oh my… sexed up. What a fine phrase.

Your mention of lace reminded of something I bought long ago… I don’t remember ever wearing it. I dug into the back of my closet and found LACE! Black lace. See-through. See the things you get me to do?! Maybe I will be brave enough to wear it for you someday.

Life is short. You only live once. Sex is healthy and normal and fun!! And you make me want to be positive with you!

Four words for tonight… tight. hot. wet. deep.

Mwah!

-S

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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 8:42 PM

Re: Lingerie

I want to feel that wetness with my fingers, my tongue, my cock

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From: Sassy

To: Reggie
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 8:45 PM

Re: Lingerie

Yes please. 😉

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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 8:46 PM

Re: Lingerie

Oh you naughty thing!

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From: Sassy

To: Reggie
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 8:52 PM

Re: Lingerie

You betcha!

Do you like it when a woman talks dirty to you, while you are tasting or touching?

-S

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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 8:54 PM

Re: Lingerie

Yes, I do. I would love it if you did.

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From: Sassy

To: Reggie
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 9:10 PM

Re: Lingerie

I have to get into a certain… zone. But when I do… you’ll know. The wild girl comes out and the words flow.

Here’s a 4-minute video of a woman talking… not exactly my style but hot!

https://xhamster.com/videos/sexy-hot-milf-talks-filth-1161786

Oh… and here’s a quick hotdogging gif

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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at  9:13 PM

Re: Lingerie

Can’t hear the video right now.

The hotdogging gif is sexy. I like play like that. Lots of massage oil or lube. Lots of body fluids 😉
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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at  9:32 PM

Re: Lingerie

How often do you masturbate?

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From: Sassy

To: Reggie
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 9:37 PM

Re: Lingerie

Four/five times a week. You?

I’m not into using my hands, but I get going with my toys.

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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at  9:38 PM

Re: Lingerie

Exactly the same. Sometimes I am turned on and I might masturbate twice on the same day.

What kind of toys do you have? Will they be part of our play?

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From: Sassy

To: Reggie
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 9:45 PM

Subject: Toys

I have a bunch of toys, but two are favorites right now. We can certainly paw through my entire collection if you like. Do you have any? Have you played with them before?

1) Gigi 


2) Big Silver bullet

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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at  9:46 PM

Re: Toys

I don’t have any toys with me. But I like cock rings.

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From: Sassy

To: Reggie
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 9:49 PM

Subject: Toys

Ah… I’ve seen those in blog articles and catalogues but never in person. 

What do they do for you?

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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at  10:06 PM

Re: Toys

My NYC lover has one of these she keeps for me 😉 They hold your erection for longer. It also gets me really turgid and hard. 

I have toyed with the idea of getting the blue pills prescribed. We are all getting on in years, aren’t we?

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From: Sassy

To: Reggie
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at 10:18 PM

Subject: Toys

Sounds awesome!

I convinced the Northerner to try the blue pills. He wanted to but was scared to ask his doctor. I told him it’s a normal thing, a lot of guys do it etc. And he did it! It definitely has its pros and cons but he enjoys the effects on his stamina. If you want to try it and your health allows, I am happy to help you test it.

We are getting older… thank goodness. And better! As certain youthful things pass, I find it makes me more creative and appreciative.

Have I told you lately that you are so fun to talk with? I marvel at how we can go on and on. I adore learning about you and sharing myself.

Remember… tight. hot. wet. deep.

I’d better get to sleep – have to be at the bank at 8:45 am. Whee!

Mwah!

-S

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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jun 25, 2018 at  10:20 PM

Re: Toys

I might take you up on a test run of the pills.

I love chatting with you too. It is such a large part of what turns me on about you.

Sleep tight baby.

Joplin reincarnated

June 14, 2018 Thursday

8:50 AM Sassy
Thursday and another beautiful day and my boss is away!  Have a super day!!
4:41 PM Phil
Hey there! You too! Been so freaking busy!

7:20 PM Sassy
Another phenom hits the America’s Got Talent stage – wows the judges and audience! Janis Joplin reincarnated?
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPHVLxm8U-0&w=320&h=266]

Instructional video

June 9, 2018 Saturday
From: Sassy
To: Reggie
Sent: Sat Jun 9, 2018 at 12:23 PM
Subject: Instructional video
Good afternoon! Hope you’re having a super Saturday!

Here’s a fun instructional 2-minute video.
Be sure to watch through to the end.
I learned a lot from this one and I am
happy to demonstrate.

https://www.redtube.com/116905

-S

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From: Reggie

To: Sassy
Sent: Sat Jun 9, 2018 at 3:29 PM
Re: Instructional video

Hi Sassy

Thanks for keeping me in your naughty thoughts and sending me the lovely links. I have to confess that over the weekend I have limited time to respond – so sorry for that. I can’t wait for you to show off the lovely skills that you have been linking. I am uncut and get to 8.5 inches when fully tumescent

 😜
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From: Sassy
To: Reggie
Sent: Sat Jun 9, 2018 at 3:55 PM

Re: Instructional video

Hiya! Thanks for checking in.

No worries – I know weekends can be tough. It’s fun for me to share things – no deadlines to respond.

I have been imagining what we might do… certainly brightens my day!

-S

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From: Reggie
To: Sassy
Sent: Sat Jun 9, 2018 at 10:12 PM
Re: A lick
I am thinking of you too, sexy woman. As you go through your weekend and I through mine. Meeting people, running errands, socializing. But also, the thought of your tongue on my shaft is like a refrain that keeps tantalizing me. You are wonderful. Thank you for your e-mails!

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From: Sassy
To: Reggie
Sent: Sat Jun 9, 2018 at 10:58 PM
Re: A lick 
You know what happens when you write to me like this, right? One word… WET. There. I said it. Mmmfph.

There is this empty feeling deep inside, but it’s not bad… it’s a precursor to being filled. Mmm mmm mmm

Here’s a little gif
http://thedesire.tumblr.com/post/174420642861

You make me feel so ALIVE! Mwah!

-S

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From: Reggie
To: Sassy
Sent: Sat Jun 9, 2018 at 11:05 PM
Re: A lick

Sex is such a dance. Your wetness gets me hard like a rock.

Are you interested in Tantric sex?

[Photo of his face, standing in a kitchen holding up a glass with amber liquid]
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From: Sassy
To: Reggie
Sent: Sat Jun 9, 2018 at 11:14 PM

Re: A lick 

Ah… the dance. Wondering if it will be ballet or the Twist or.. hmmm.

I know what tantric sex is in theory but haven’t experienced it. You? Would love to.

-S

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From: Reggie
To: Sassy
Sent: Sat Jun 9, 2018 at 11:16 PM

Re: A lick

I know it in theory as well bit not in practice. I have always wanted to avoid a long refractory phase and it seems like something worth trying. But, like meditation, haven’t had too much time to devote to it.

That last picture, I just took.

-R

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From: Sassy
To: Reggie
Sent: Sat Jun 9, 2018 at 11:27 PM

Re: A lick 

Just read a bit more about tantric sex… intriguing. I wonder if we could stay focused.

I missed the photo. Yahoo is so weird. Thanks for sending me back to see you face. I want to put a hand on each cheek and kiss your lips gently, then play with your beard and muss your hair! Ha!

-S

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From: Reggie
To: Sassy
Sent: Sat Jun 9, 2018 at 11:34 PM

Re: A lick

Have you ever read Erich Fromm’s Art of Loving? Sex (like Love) is a performing art rather than something that you turn on and it happens. Staying focused is so hard. “Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream” – As Lennon said.

I want to touch your body all over and hear your shallow, raspy breathing as I take you closer and closer to the edge of a slowly approaching climax.

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From: Sassy
To: Reggie
Sent: Sat Jun 9, 2018 at 11:41 PM

Re: A lick 

How am I supposed to write coherent sentences when you write about touching my body and…. hmmmf I get so lost in thought… trembling… why are you so far away? I have this vision of… after… you lying curled around me with your head on my breast and I can feel you smiling and serene.
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From: Sassy
To: Reggie
Sent: Sat Jun 9, 2018 at 11:42 PM
Subject: Abreast
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From: Reggie
To: Sassy
Sent: Sat Jun 9, 2018 at 11:53 PM

Re: Abreast

I want to circle the areola with my tongue before devoting my attention to getting the nipple turgid and hard…

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From: Sassy
To: Reggie
Sent: Sat Jun 9, 2018 at 11:58 PM
Re: Abreast

Yes please!

You are so charming. You’ve made me want you.

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From: Reggie
To: Sassy
Sent: Sun Jun 10, 2018 at 12:00 AM

Re: Abreast

When you want me like this, it gets me so throbbing hard. I want to go and think of you and oil my shaft and jack off..thinking it is you doing exactly what you said you learned from that instructional video.

Keeping Star Wars Secret

May 23, 2018 Wednesday

8:45 AM Sassy
Getting into a Star Wars mood…found this video of Mark Hamill talking about how long he had to keep the secret of the ending of one of the movies!  And doing a brilliant Harrison Ford impression!

Mark Hamill Is A Master of Keeping Star Wars Secrets – The Graham Norton Show

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYgY8xXFCOY&w=320&h=266]

Lava

May 22, 2018 Tuesday

9:37 PM Sassy
Can you say” LAVA?!”
Kiluea is at it again.  I had no idea it makes so much noise. 

Video: Rivers Of Lava Flowing Through Lower Puna on the Big Island of Hawaii

From the Honolulu Civil Beat Facebook Page – Live Video

[facebook url=”https://www.facebook.com/civilbeat/videos/1952992674733451/” /]