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Gyn jerk

July 18, 2018 Wednesday

7:59 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip!
 Headed to the gynecologist! Whee.
 You know I’d rather you were down there.
  

11:00 AM Sassy
Excuse me while I rant but… Oh man… that doctor was a jerk in three directions!  I am NEVER going to see him again.  *sigh

1) I go in to get a routine pap smear and his first question is about… my weight?  WTF?  I’ve heard lots of women complain about that but never faced it myself.  Dude… I have experts helping with that.  I’ve lost 40 pounds in the last few years.  Do your thing and STFU!  And

2) I told him having this test is painful so if he could do it quickly, I’d appreciate it.  So he left the damn thing inside me for over 10 minutes,

3) while he berated the nurse helping out because she’s new and didn’t do things exactly as he is used to.  Three strikes… YOU”RE OUT!

6:43 PM Sassy
Happy hour Chinese appetizers at PF Chang’s at the CambridgeSide Galleria

Awesome non-alcoholic drinks – strawberry cucumber limeade 
and a coconut cooler
Hot and sour soup
Pork egg rolls
Chili garlic green beans
Pork dumplings
Dynamite shrimp
House-made ginger beer
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Shrimp and garlic grits

July 16, 2018 Monday

8:21 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip!

11:01 AM Phil
Good morning!

1:01 PM Sassy
I went to HR today to talk about retirement next year. My theories are correct! Looks like I can go anytime after May 1!

3:51 PM Phil
Good for you! I’m not close to being ready for that. I need the mental engagement. Another five years for me. I can afford to retire but I still want the challenge. My boss is a moron and a no ethics fuck but I think I still get to make a difference.

3:53 PM Sassy
I may end up doing something new. We’ll see. But I need to get away from my boss and the daily grind. May volunteer or go part-time somewhere.

3:57 PM Phil
That would be fun! I’m going to work at Disney World next

3:58 PM Sassy
In a goofy costume.
  

3:58 PM Phil
I’d love to have four hours a day to work out and several hours to read. I could sell plants at Home Depot and be happy doing that

I don’t fit the costume. Gotta be itty bitty. I could pour beer at Epcot in Germany though

3:59 PM Sassy
Oh my… I can see you chatting up the tourists and having a blast.

4:00 PM Phil
Or perhaps driving a boat

4:16 PM Sassy
Go for the a/c.

7:14 PM Sassy
Mexican meal at Painted Burro in Davis Square Somerville

Jugo fruit drink
Pina colada for Hubby
Salmon fajitas
Steak fajitas for Hubby
Shrimp and garlic grits
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Looking good

July 14, 2018 Saturday

11:00 AM Sassy
Good morning kid! Quiet, blissfully cool day.
Doing laundry. Whee.
Enjoy your Saturday!

11:54 AM Phil

[photo of him standing by the side of a quiet road with trees and houses in the background]

Good morning! Walking around the neighborhood

1:08 PM Sassy
Hiya! You’re looking good!

10:42 PM Phil

11:19 PM Sassy
Just finished the audio book!

11:23 PM Phil
Cool, I listen to mine while I walk

11:27 PM Sassy
Aha. I ended up mostly listening lying in bed, and one lunch hour at work.

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No more moles

July 13, 2018 Friday

12:25 PM Sassy
Basil watermelon tomato gazpacho! I stopped in at Flour Bakery and they had this cold soup on special! Tastes like summer!

12:57 PM Sassy
Happy Friday kid!

I had a fun dermatologist visit. She froze off 8 moles.
So no more cute ones in my bra shots!

2:20 PM Phil
Ha! Dermatologists are such fun

2:33 PM Sassy
She looked all over for cancer – nothing!
You behaving?

2:56 PM Phil
That’s a good thing.
What’s the fun in that?

2:58 PM Sassy
Hee hee. I want to misbehave.

5:26 PM Sassy
I popped in to Court House Seafood to pick up dinner. Their fisherman’s platter is a fantastic mic of fish, shrimp, scallops, clams and a baked potato. Couldn’t resist getting a stuffy too!

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First audio book

July 12, 2018 Thursday

9:40 AM Sassy
Mmm mmm mmm….so sorry I missed your awesome dick pic last night. I am enjoying it now…tingling at my desk!

9:44 AM Sassy
I was listening to my first ever audiobook! There is a Netflix movie coming in August and it made me want to read the book, so I went to Amazon and there was a free offer from Audible and I figured it out to appear on my phone and listened for 3 hours. “The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society!”

1:00 PM Phil
I love audio books!

2:13 PM Sassy
I’m experimenting on where to listen.

6:43 PM Sassy
Dinner at Koreana in Cambridge

Non-alcoholic beverages! On the drinks menu!! 
 This is the way to do it! 
Crab avocado salad
Shirley Temple and Blue Seattle cocktail
Side dishes – kimchi and various veggies, potatoes, tofu
Beef bulgoki with white rice
Chicken kan poong ki
Mandoo dumplings
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Lipsync Challenge

July 11, 2018 Wednesday

12:06 AM Sassy
Bunch of Police Departments have been challenging each other to #lipsyncchallenge Here’s a fun one from #NorfolkPD VA. One take!

Norfolk Police Department Lip Sync Battle

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZO7ADSwXAc&w=320&h=266]

6:30 AM Phil
Good morning! Hope your day is grand!

8:45 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip!
Have a wicked good Wednesday!
Mwah mwah mwah!

6:33 PM Sassy
First time at The Rising, new Irish pub in Inman Square Cambridge

$1 Oysters from Wellfleet
The side dining room 
Beer-battered onion rings with ketchup and remoulade
Poutine with pulled pork, cheese and shoestring fries
Fish and chips

7:21 PM Sassy
Hee hee

Canada’s Navy demonstrates new green and fuel efficient low maintenance warship. Note the deck mounted surveillance and attack unit.

9:00 PM Phil
That’s funny!

10:27 PM Phil

[photo of his cock and furry tummy]

Looking at your tits
  

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Royal Christening

July 9, 2018 Monday

8:49 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip!
Heading to the office. Whee.
Have a marvelous Monday mister!

8:51 AM Phil
Good morning! Heading to the dentist! Enjoy the day!

8:52 AM Sassy
Ha! I have a dental visit today too.

8:58 AM Phil
Not my favorite thing but gotta have clean teeth

9:28 AM Sassy
Indeed! I’d like to inspect their work. ; )

9:45 AM Phil
Nice and shiny

10:13 AM Sassy
I need to check with my tongue.

Show me that smile?

4 pm Sassy

Prince Louis joined by George and Charlotte for his christening at St James’s Palace 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/07/09/prince-louiss-christening-royals-gather-baptism-st-jamess-palace/

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f8cked, fed…happy!

July 6, 2018 Friday

8:19 AM Sassy
Happy Friday kid! Gonna be cooler thank goodness!
I get to see The Northerner this afternoon. Woot!
Enjoy the beach!

7:07 PM Sassy
First time at Tuscan Kitchen in Burlington – Spectacular!

Interior
Antipasto platter
Lobster ravioli with rock shrimp
Hubby’s aged sirloin with onion jam
Veal scallopini with roasted potatoes and butternut squash
Salted caramel creme brulee
Warm chocolate cake with almond gelato
7:31 PM Phil
Happy Friday! Listening to tunes

8:02 PM Sassy

8:03 PM Sassy
So satisfied…mmm. fucked, fed…happy!

8:04 PM Phil
There you go!

11:42 PM Phil
Well fucked is a good thing

11:43 PM Sassy
Mmm hmm
You up late

12:17 AM Phil
Just home from a concert