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Gyn jerk

July 18, 2018 Wednesday

7:59 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip!
 Headed to the gynecologist! Whee.
 You know I’d rather you were down there.
  

11:00 AM Sassy
Excuse me while I rant but… Oh man… that doctor was a jerk in three directions!  I am NEVER going to see him again.  *sigh

1) I go in to get a routine pap smear and his first question is about… my weight?  WTF?  I’ve heard lots of women complain about that but never faced it myself.  Dude… I have experts helping with that.  I’ve lost 40 pounds in the last few years.  Do your thing and STFU!  And

2) I told him having this test is painful so if he could do it quickly, I’d appreciate it.  So he left the damn thing inside me for over 10 minutes,

3) while he berated the nurse helping out because she’s new and didn’t do things exactly as he is used to.  Three strikes… YOU”RE OUT!

6:43 PM Sassy
Happy hour Chinese appetizers at PF Chang’s at the CambridgeSide Galleria

Awesome non-alcoholic drinks – strawberry cucumber limeade 
and a coconut cooler
Hot and sour soup
Pork egg rolls
Chili garlic green beans
Pork dumplings
Dynamite shrimp
House-made ginger beer
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Skin thoughts

July 17, 2018 Tuesday

From: Sassy
To: Brett 
Sent: Tue Jul 17, 2018 at 10:15 PM
Subject: Summer rains

Hiya Brett! 

Hope you didn’t have any damage from the thunderstorms today. What a lot of water!!

It’s a quiet night here..I’m poking around online looking for Amazon Prime Deals!

I met with HR yesterday to talk about my retirement theory – they said I am thinking correctly and next June can work! Whee! I’m going forward on that schedule, thinking about how to transition all my files and duties and so forth. I’m taking a 2-session retirement planning workshop the next couple of weeks.

I have to more doctors appointments this week, then I get a break for a bit, thank goodness! Hope your shoulder is behaving.

The word for tonight is skin… think about mine and yours. Mmm…

-S

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Good plan

July 17, 2018 Tuesday

To: Greg
From: Sassy
Sent: Tue Jul 17, 2018 at 2:44 PM

Hiya G!

How’s the move going? Hope you are having an easy time of it. I don’t think I’ve ever been to that suburb… what made you choose there?

I met with HR yesterday to about retiring next year and she said I have a good plan, gave me some more tips and said she’ see me next April to do the paperwork! Whee!

-S

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Real Estate drooling

July 17, 2018 Tuesday

 7:46 PM Sassy

For $15 million you can buy the most expensive home for sale in Maine

https://bangordailynews.com/2018/07/14/arts-culture/for-15-million-you-can-buy-the-most-expensive-home-for-sale-in-maine/?fbclid=IwAR3-hoW4fN9oDIVQj34x9bFs4YO2kPfUjzHT-lrBd9bI0Lp3lg8E6gwvCY8

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Shrimp and garlic grits

July 16, 2018 Monday

8:21 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip!

11:01 AM Phil
Good morning!

1:01 PM Sassy
I went to HR today to talk about retirement next year. My theories are correct! Looks like I can go anytime after May 1!

3:51 PM Phil
Good for you! I’m not close to being ready for that. I need the mental engagement. Another five years for me. I can afford to retire but I still want the challenge. My boss is a moron and a no ethics fuck but I think I still get to make a difference.

3:53 PM Sassy
I may end up doing something new. We’ll see. But I need to get away from my boss and the daily grind. May volunteer or go part-time somewhere.

3:57 PM Phil
That would be fun! I’m going to work at Disney World next

3:58 PM Sassy
In a goofy costume.
  

3:58 PM Phil
I’d love to have four hours a day to work out and several hours to read. I could sell plants at Home Depot and be happy doing that

I don’t fit the costume. Gotta be itty bitty. I could pour beer at Epcot in Germany though

3:59 PM Sassy
Oh my… I can see you chatting up the tourists and having a blast.

4:00 PM Phil
Or perhaps driving a boat

4:16 PM Sassy
Go for the a/c.

7:14 PM Sassy
Mexican meal at Painted Burro in Davis Square Somerville

Jugo fruit drink
Pina colada for Hubby
Salmon fajitas
Steak fajitas for Hubby
Shrimp and garlic grits
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Lick your clot

July 15, 2018 Sunday

Dance of the Line Riders

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t0jDUQ2aJ4&w=320&h=266]

12:14 PM Sassy
Brunch at the S & S Deli in Inman Square Cambridge

Bloody Mary without booze
Pomegranate spritzer
Quiet dining room
Steak and eggs for Hubby
Blueberry blintzes
Eggs Maryland with shrimp and crab cakes, an egg bagel, fruit, 
home fries and a side of bacon
Pesto spinach bacon onion Monterey Jack cheese special omelette 
with an onion bagel
7:29 PM Sassy
Sunday Thai supper at Pandan Leaf in East Cambridge
Pad Thai with chicken and shrimp
Beef basil for Hubby
10:02 PM Phil
Was just thinking about you
10:04 PM Sassy
About what?
10:04 PM Phil
[Video of his lower body, with him standing stroking his cock]
While doing this
10:04 PM Sassy
Hot!
10:05 PM Phil
Horny old guy, what can I say
10:05 PM Sassy
Adore you
10:05 PM Phil
Just thought I’d get off before bed
10:05 PM Sassy
Hope it helps you sleep
10:06 PM Phil
I’m sure it will!
10:06 PM Sassy
I’m about to do the same.
Thanks for some tasty inspiration!
10:07 PM Phil
Return the favor.
I’m home alone most of the week and could use some inspiration
10:08 PM Sassy
Will do!
Wish I could pop down to keep you company
10:08 PM Phil
Mwah! Need someone to lick your clot while you play?
Love spell check
10:08 PM Sassy
Heh
Damn auto correct.  Hee hee
But I will do my best from here!
10:08 PM Phil
Mmmmmmm
Appreciate it!
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Looking good

July 14, 2018 Saturday

11:00 AM Sassy
Good morning kid! Quiet, blissfully cool day.
Doing laundry. Whee.
Enjoy your Saturday!

11:54 AM Phil

[photo of him standing by the side of a quiet road with trees and houses in the background]

Good morning! Walking around the neighborhood

1:08 PM Sassy
Hiya! You’re looking good!

10:42 PM Phil

11:19 PM Sassy
Just finished the audio book!

11:23 PM Phil
Cool, I listen to mine while I walk

11:27 PM Sassy
Aha. I ended up mostly listening lying in bed, and one lunch hour at work.

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Open any day

July 13, 2018 Friday
To: Reggie
From: Sassy
Sent: Fri Jul 13, 2018 at 2:28 PM

Re: Together maybe

Happy Friday Reggie! Another gorgeous day outside!

I’m open for lunch any day except Thursday, and drinks any day except Friday! Let me know if any of that will fit your calendar and your desires.

I had another exciting dr appt this morning… dermatology! They looked at my entire body for cancer – nothing! Then they froze off a bunch of moles and referred me to a surgeon for a couple more complicated ones. So that added 3 more appointments in August and September. Whee.

My older sister and her beau made it to Scotland for a family wedding. They had trouble with traffic going to TF Green in Providence and made the flight by 1 minute. Hope that’s the end of their travel stresses! My younger sister is in Tasmania! She petted a koala, fed a kangaroo and bunch of other animals I never heard of!

Any fun weekend plans? We don’t have any… I will go home and plan something! Need to get out in this beautiful weather!! Enjoy!

-S

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No more moles

July 13, 2018 Friday

12:25 PM Sassy
Basil watermelon tomato gazpacho! I stopped in at Flour Bakery and they had this cold soup on special! Tastes like summer!

12:57 PM Sassy
Happy Friday kid!

I had a fun dermatologist visit. She froze off 8 moles.
So no more cute ones in my bra shots!

2:20 PM Phil
Ha! Dermatologists are such fun

2:33 PM Sassy
She looked all over for cancer – nothing!
You behaving?

2:56 PM Phil
That’s a good thing.
What’s the fun in that?

2:58 PM Sassy
Hee hee. I want to misbehave.

5:26 PM Sassy
I popped in to Court House Seafood to pick up dinner. Their fisherman’s platter is a fantastic mic of fish, shrimp, scallops, clams and a baked potato. Couldn’t resist getting a stuffy too!