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Checking on Brett

August 14, 2018 Tuesday

From: Sassy
To: Brett
Sent: Aug 14, 2018 at 3:56 PM
Subject: Checking in

Hiya Brett! How’s your week going? Hope all is well.

Work is cranking up but not unbearable yet. I helped three new people get started in the last week and another person left! So much work to get them in and or out.

I saw a wonderful movie on Netflix – “The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society.”  It’s like a Masterpiece Theater period production from WWII, with several actors from Downton Abbey. I read the book (or listened to it on Audible) first, and was glad because the movie smushed about 8 hours of story down into 2!  Not sure I would’ve understood what was going on without knowing the story already.

Are you doing the football fantasy thing again?

It looks like I might be able to take off on Friday and I’m wondering if you’d like to fill my afternoon? Hope you see this and can get away!

-S

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Sneezy’s fantasies

August 14, 2018 Tuesday

From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Aug 14, 2018 at 9:46 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks and links

Thanks for the Boston Globe article about the research on fantasies.  Thought-provoking!  

I fanaticize about women I know in my life. Everyday women. Never an actress or someone famous, and often about someone that others might label unexceptional and/or even unattractive. Sexuality is cerebral, after you’re past the early procreating years. An average/ unremarkable woman who enjoys you is far better than the famous, traffic stopper, movie star (or prostitute), who is an artistic image of perfection, who tolerates you, and allows herself to be used. It’s all about connection.

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What being in love looks like

August 14, 2018 Tuesday

5:50 AM Phil
Good morning. Hope your day is good.
Sorry for the photo.
7:37 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip! Hope you’re having a terrific day!

Yesterday was wacky! Helped two new coworkers get started then had dinner with Sneezy.

No worries about the photo. Wish I’d been around to chat. Mwah!

11:05 AM Sassy

After covering war and slavery and sadness, a reporter turns to lovers in France to replenish her view of humanity. The widowers got to me especially.
Main image: Chantal Lambert, 60, and Thierry Laplanche, 58. ‘I think life is worth it because I can give love.’ 
Photograph: Stefania Rouselle

This is what being in love looks like – in pictures

6:45 PM Sassy
S & S Deli in Inman Square Cambridge for dinner

Hubby’s steak and chicken teriyaki
Stuffed Chicken with supreme sauce and rice
Fresh corn on the cob
Blueberry blintzes
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Meet #5 Sneezy – Cheering up

August 13, 2018 Monday

From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 11:20 AM
Subject: Re: Shy and retiring

Sorry, I failed to suggest the date. I was thinking tonight?

Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone

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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 12:54 PM
Subject: Re: Shy and retiring

Hiya G! Hope your week is off to a grand start.

I need to check with Hubby. I might be able to do tonight. If not, is tomorrow possible?

-S

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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 12:59 PM
Subject: Re: Shy and retiring

I’ve got grandkids duty tmw.

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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 1:09 PM
Subject: Re: Shy and retiring

Let’s meet tonight! Hubby picks me up at 5, so I could hope to be there by 5:30 pm or so, depending on the traffic. Will that work for you?

-S

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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 1:13 PM
Subject: Re: Shy and retiring

Terrific! See you then.

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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 1:20 PM
Subject: Re: Shy and retiring

Yay! I am so excited! Thinking of you will get me through the rest of this wacky work day!

-S

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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 1:48 PM
Subject: Re: Shy and retiring

Great. Me too.

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Meet #5 Sneezy

Scheduling is always fascinating with Sneezy. He is eager to meet… how about next week? Sure. Then something comes up. Switch to the following week. That doesn’t work. Then he disappears for a bit. Then he wants to meet… TONIGHT! Luckily I can usually do it.

I found him sitting at a corner table at PF Chang’s at the mall. He looked dapper in a dress shirt and khakis. I wore my blue top and blue slacks, having rushed over here from work.

We ordered drinks – a strawberry cucumber limeade mocktail for me (this is hand-down the best mocktail around) and a Martini, no vermouth and olives for him.  They rarely get this right but tonight he said it was good!

He chatted about a book he’s been reading “Changing your mind” about history of LSD.  He is so well-read!  I mentioned an article in the Boston Globe about a research study of fantasies and how it was different from how mine work.  He asked me to send it to him.

We ordered dinner:

  • Hot & sour soup for both of us – their version is a beefy treat
  • Dynamite shrimp and Spicy green beans for me
  • He had the spicy eggplant stir fry with brown rice

He always orders something healthy.  He’s lost quite a bit of weight since I saw him.  I told him he looks fit.  He said he’s been biking a lot.

He told me about his office move to the suburbs.  He is not happy about it but the rents are going sky high in the city so he will start having to commute a few days a week.  He told me about growing up in Boston, walking to everything or taking the trolleys, going to college in the city, working in the city… so odd for him to start working somewhere else!

He said he’s been sad… he thinks it’s because of three things – he misses his girlfriend, and he’s having business troubles and politics.  This is the first time he has admitted to anything like this.  He’s usually so upbeat.  He also said the national news is upsetting him and causing rifts in his family, so he’s cut down on paying attention, started listening to music rather than watching the news.  I told him that made a lot of sense.  I mentioned going to see a Pops concert and suggested their latest compilation of The Pops John Williams Album.  I also mentioned Facebook pages that make me smile every day and promised to send him the links:

  • Andy Borowitz – the political humorist from the New Yorker
  • UPS Dogs – Delivery folks and the dogs they meet on their routes
  • Bangor Maine Police Department – amazing essays about life and Maine

He told me he used to go to Maine a lot and it would be nice to be reminded of those trips.  I told him about seeing Andy Borowitz at Symphony Hall and laughing so hard and how that helped.  

The waiter asked if we wanted dessert.  I was not interested in the food but wanted more time to talk, so I asked if he had time and he said yes, so I ordered the Banana spring rolls with ginger ice cream. He had said he was fulled, but when it arrived he nibbled away on almost half of it!   
He asked about my recent adventures with men.  I told him about my meets and disappointment with Reggie and how I thought I might be done with Ashley Madison because it hurts so much when men go silent and I’ve had two in a row I wanted so badly and they disappeared without a word.  He said he doesn’t log in very often because all he sees are the same few women and bots.
He asked about my retirement plans and I told him I am on track for sometime next year, maybe May or June?  He was envious!

He paid the check and I thanked him profusely.  
He offered to walk me to the car.  I told him I was parked on a side street, so it might not be private enough for much playing around, but he said he wanted to be sure I got there safely.  It was raining gently so I opened my umbrella.  He asked to hold it for me, so we walked close together in the drizzle.

I unlocked the car with my key fob remote and he opened the door and handed me into the driver’s seat. He jumped into the passenger seat.  He grabbed me for a kiss! He is such a good kisser!  There was something so hot about the desire and passion expressed in his “CAN NOT WAIT” action.  It is fascinating to me how he is so proper and careful and then…WHAM!  Hee!

While we were kissing, he played with my left breast under my top over my bra, then pulled up my bra and tweaked my nipple. I pulled up my top so he could see and he dove down to suck on it! He looked at the hard nipple and grinned.

He put his right hand down my pants and played with my clit at just the right speed and pressure. Mmm…. I squirmed.  He whispered, “So wet… so so wet.”  I winked and he giggled.

He kissed me more, then played in my pants more.

I rubbed on his cock in his pants. I said it was too public to take it out and he nodded. I pressed it and talked about what I would do it we were alone – licking, sucking, pulling, twisting, stroking… I asked if he remembers me sucking him? He nodded and smiled. (I’m so glad he had fond memories when what I mostly recall is him sneezing and his eyes swelling shut because he was allergic to the cat dander on me!)

I described what doggy style sex is like with me… him sliding in… and out. Squeezing my ass to pull me on… and off. Watching his cock go in and out. Looking in a mirror at my face, my chest swaying as I press back against him. He started moaning. Said he could imagine… I asked if he liked me talking to him like that. He moaned and said he definitely did! I said I do some phone sex so I’ve honed my sexy patter.  He complimented me on my skills.  

He kissed me again then said he had to go. He was glad I had parked a few blocks away so the walk would calm him down before he got to his car. He said he was going straight to bed to play. He talked about his grandkids, said he’d be with them tomorrow.

I told him I’d send him links to the things we had discussed. I thanked him again for dinner and “dessert.” He giggled, said he would see me again soon. (He always says that but it never happens) To put a timeline in his mind, I did a quick calculation – counted the months since our last dinner in February – 6 – then counted forward and said that would mean if the holidays pass and we haven’t met, he should think of me in January!

He nodded, grabbed me for another long kiss and took off. I watched him walk away until he turned the corner.

I sat checking my phone, taking deep breaths and wondering why we have never gone any further.  At least he didn’t talk about getting a hotel this time.  It used to tick me off but I’ve gotten to the place where I can enjoy dinner and conversation and a little more, and help him out a little and not worry about when I’ll see him.  It does puzzle me that he does not avail himself of the opportunity to have sex, when he says he is starved for it and it is clear I am too.  Makes me wonder if I am somehow unappealing?  Or if he thinks it’s not cheating if there’s no penetration?  A mystery!  Ah well… nice to be kissed and groped!

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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 8:54 PM
Subject: Thanks and links

Hiya G! Thank you again for dinner, and the very tasty dessert!

Hope you got home okay – so murky out there.

Here are the links we talked about:

Boston Pops John Williams CD
https://www.amazon.com/Lights-Camera-Music-Decades-Williams/dp/B0713YD363

Facebook pages:
Andy Borowitz political satire
https://www.facebook.com/andyborowitz/

Bangor Maine Police Department
https://www.facebook.com/bangormainepolice/

UPS Dogs
https://www.facebook.com/upsdogs/

Globe article about new book
‘Tell Me What You Want’ looks at sexual fantasies and the science of desire – The Boston Globe

-S
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 10:15 PM
Re: Thanks and links

My pleasure. Look forward to reviewing these.
Grazie!
Sweet dreams.
G

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Tell Me What You Want

August 13, 2018 Monday

[I am still not ready to talk to him due to unsportsmanlike behavior two days ago,  But I posted to my Facebook wall where he could see it.]

8:43 PM Sassy
Interesting interview about an interesting book.

‘Tell Me What You Want’ looks at sexual fantasies and the science of desire

Justin Lehmiller’s book is based on the results from the sex survey he created.(DON CORAM)


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Sent me to me

August 12, 2018 Sunday

[I am currently ignoring him due to his unsportsmanlike behavior yesterday.  I posted to my Facebook newsfeed where he could see it.]

11:40 AM Sassy
First time at the Tasty Cafe on the Hill in Medford

Fruit smoothie and OJ
Eggs Benedict all around (my ham, their sausage and hash)
Lovely mural
Front counters
Mural of historic maps and photos
Made a trip across the street to Danish Pastry House 
for treats to take home
3:02 PM Sassy
Just watched the Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society movie on Netflix! 
3:42 PM Sassy

17 days and 1,000 miles later, grieving orca lets go of her dead calf

https://www.wcvb.com/article/17-days-and-1000-miles-later-grieving-orca-lets-go-of-her-dead-calf/22708094
SOURCE: Ken Balcomb/Center For Whale Research via SeattlePI
7:04 PM Phil
Hope you had a great day and a fabulous evening
7:15 PM Phil
[photo of my breasts] 
[This is a first – him sending me a photo I’ve sent him!]
7:20 PM Phil 
Yummy!
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Unsportsmanlike behavior

August 11, 2018 Saturday

9:58 AM Sassy
Good morning kid! How’s my favorite football fan?

10:38 AM Phil
A happy winner! Good morning!

11:03 AM Sassy
Hiya! It’s so muggy here! Only 70 but so humid! I’m being productive – went out on the balcony and got rid of 90% of my old planters and potting stuff. Gonna clean out that corner!

11:12 AM Phil
Good for you!

Hot here too. Gonna go eat oysters and crabs

11:14 AM Sassy

Oooh! We’re off for a late brunch at Cafe Luna. Dig their menu – lots of special dishes

http://www.cafeluna-centralsq.com/weekend-brunch/

3:22 PM Sassy
Luscious brunch at Cafe Luna in Cambridge

Fresh orange juice and iced chai latte
Mexican churro French toast
Fried buttermilk biscuits with honey butter
Hubby’s open face egg sausage sandwich
My crab cake Benedict with fruit
Fig prosciutto goat cheese omelette
Bacon!

5:09 PM Sassy
[He posted a “Red Sox Suck” cartoon on his wall.]

Ha. You wish the Yankees “sucked” like the Sox!

Be a good sport and acknowledge my team on their record breaking play!

5:11 PM Phil
Nope!

Boston takes it up the ass, Do Dah, Do Dah

They are unfortunately having a great year

[I can’t recall ever being so ticked off at him… and over a stupid baseball rivalry? I know, I know… but after he could not be polite, when I specifically requested it, I decided not to write back for a while, or at least until I could keep from saying something about it.]