Monthly Archives: May 2020

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Floridian guffaw

May 10, 2019 Friday

A new fellow wrote to me on Ashley Madison today. 

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From: Floridian
Date: Friday May 10, 2019 at 3:51pm
AM Message

Your subhead greeting made me guffaw, your narrative enthralled me. Hi, I’m Josh. I’ll be up visiting in your area next week for the weekend. Any interest in an NSA hotel tryst with a fairly intelligent, tall, good-looking, and respectful married Floridian? Drinks first so you get to know me, of course.

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What a fun first message!  He read my profile!  I adore the word guffaw.  And tryst!  Classy!  And he gave me a name to call him.  

Too bad he’s not local.  I just can’t do one-nighters.  And even if I wanted to, this particular weekend is completely booked!  Argh.  So I need to write and thank him and send him away.  But I am curious.  I look at his profile. 
His greeting is something you might have seen in the personals years ago.  Creative or anachronistic… hmmm.  Better than most I see.  
There’s blurry photo of his face… all I can tell is he is smiling and has hair!  Yay!  
He says he’s 67.  Likely means he’s a little older, but that’s okay. 
Location: some city in Florida… eh.  No can do. 
He’s married – that’s perfect. 
Of course he is tall and slim.  *sigh 
He wants something short term?  No.  Sorry. 
There’s nothing scary in the boxes he checked and he didn’t do too many. 
He wrote a long, intriguing paragraph about himself that was humble but bragging in just the right mix.  Nothing too forward to start.  Well done! I long to explore his mind!  
He listed 10 qualities that turn him on – I have 8 of them (no tattoos, no drinking).  Nothing scary. 
He wrote another long paragraph about what attracts him to a woman – all sorts of different physical characteristics he is open to.  I fit some of them.  Heh.  Says he does not drink alcohol!  
There is no feedback which either means he’s just getting started or he opened a new account for his travels.  
I have to write him back and wish him the best of luck.  This makes me sad.  
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Bulgoki

May 10, 2019 Friday

6:42 AM Sassy
Happy Friday kid! Hope it’s a good day. 
 I’m headed to the office to do the payroll.
7:01 PM Phil
It’s been a great day! Hope yours has been too!
7:02 PM Sassy
Super deluxe!
AAA sends me a travel newsletter in email and today’s focused on beaches!

7:08 PM Phil
Great places!

7:10 PM Sassy
Watching Hubby set up the sound system for an event tomorrow

7:10 PM Phil
That sounds like fun. 

Off to drinks.
7:13 PM Sassy
Yay!
We’re off to dinner somewhere

7:16 PM Phil
Did some work related meetings, had drinks with my buddy.
Tomorrow, it’s off on vacation! 

7:16 PM Sassy
Wow!
When are you back?

7:19 PM Phil
The 22nd

8:41 PM Sassy
Tasty Asian fusion Chinese & Korean supper at Shine’s Fresh Asian in Belmont!

Thai iced tea with boba
Wonton soup
Interior
Pork gyoza
Shrimp spring rolls
Sweet and sour fish
Beef bulgogi

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New toys

May 9, 2019 Thursday

From: Sassy
To: Brett
Sent: Thu, May 9, 2019 at 6:38 PM
Subject: Sunshine and Sassy

Good evening Brett! Hope you’ve had a few moments to enjoy the sunshine!

I am still basking in the glow of last week’s spectacular adventures. Memories sneak up on me and I find myself grinning and sighing… such a special evening. You continue to surprise and delight me.

Hope your week has rolled along well. I had a low key time, focusing on transition projects at work and keeping up with my community project tasks.

I’m working on a new estate plan, got a wonderful new lawyer through my employer’s legal plan. We met with her on Saturday. It will be good to have those documents updated.

Work is finally slowing down so I have time to do fun (NOT) chores like clean off my computer hard drive and change passwords on various websites to other people. Yippee. 43 days to go!

I managed to break my favorite toy last weekend so I got on Amazon and ordered 4 more! Heh. They arrived yesterday so I can have fun testing them out. Whee!

Have a wonderful weekend! Think of my chest sometimes!

-S

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Curious Sneezy

May 9, 2019 Thursday

From: Sneezy
To: Sassy
Sent: Thu, May 9, 2019 at 10:44 AM
Subject: Curious Greg

How was your date??

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From: Sassy

To: Sneezy
Sent: Thu, May 9, 2019 at 6:18 PM
Re: Curious Greg

Hiya G! Hope your week is going well. So awesome to see the sun at last! What’s new with you?

I’m working on a new estate plan, got a wonderful new lawyer through my employer’s legal plan. It will be good to have those documents updated.

Work is finally slowing down so I have time to fun (NOT) things like clean off my computer hard drive and turn change passwords on various websites to other people. Yippee. 44 days to go!

I had a spectacular date last Friday! Thanks for asking. We met at the hotel and were good to each other for a couple of hours, then went up to Lynn for a quick Cuban dinner and to the Brit Floyd concert! Not my music thing but it was fun seeing him enjoy it and being a little naughty when the lights went out. Then we scurried back to the hotel for another roll around! He continues to surprise me.

I managed to break my favorite toy last weekend so I got on Amazon and ordered 4 more! Heh. They arrived yesterday so I can have fun testing them out. Whee!

Have a wonderful weekend!

-S

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No stick too big

May 9, 2019 Thursday

7:29 AM Sassy
Here’s a dog and a stick! Enjoy your Thursday!

[30-second video]

Everyone stop what you’re doing and take a moment to appreciate this small dog showing off his favourite sticks

No stick is too big

1:31 PM Phi
Love this. So typical doggie

4:34 PM Sassy
A turkey in Harvard Square checking out the summer fashion in the Anthropologie windows on Brattle Street!  I’ve never been this close to one.  Huge!

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Welcome Archie

May 8, 2019 Wednesday
1:46 PM Sassy

Royal baby: Duke and Duchess of Sussex name son Archie

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-48201625

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have named their newborn son Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor.
Introducing him to the cameras earlier in the day, Meghan said: “He has the sweetest temperament, he’s really calm. He’s been the dream.”
As they laughed, Prince Harry said: “I don’t know who he gets that from.” 
The announcement came after the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh met their eighth and newest great-grandchild for the first time at Windsor Castle.

7:16 PM SassyTake a look at Paris in the 1890s! I felt like a time traveler as I watched this 6 minute video. Note the moving sidewalk at the 4:45 minute point!

Scenes of daily life in Paris’ “Belle Epoque” 1890-1900 
(Colorized, sound added, and speed restored)

11:34 PM Sassy
Dig this catch. JBJ is at it again! And the Red Sox are finally at .500!

Jackie Bradley Jr great catch steal home run Red Sox vs Orioles

https://youtu.be/4TOWWJl2Rek

11:36 PM Sassy
What a night the Red Sox had! Pitcher Chris Sale had a 9 throws, 9 strikes “Immaculate Inning” in the 7th to get 3 batters out…Boom!

Sale Throws Immaculate Inning

https://www.facebook.com/RedSox/videos/525946507934312/UzpfSTEwMDkyNDA4OTU6MTAyMTc2NzE0Mzc5NTAyNzI/

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Sexy massage video

May 7, 2019 Tuesday

10:26 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip! It’s Tuesday time! 
I am working at home today and the sun is shining and I adore you!!
6:10 PM Phil
Hey kiddo. Heading home. Long day. Hope you had a great day

6:22 PM Sassy
Hiya! Glad you are on your way. It’s been productive and relaxing!

Just came hard to a sexy massage video ; )

https://www.xvideos.com/video4744224/massage_rooms_zuzana_loves_her_juicy_hole_filled_in_oily_threesome

7:27 PM Phil
Nice!
7:32 PM Sassy
You make it home?

7:36 PM Phil
I did!

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Baby Sussex

May 6, 2019 Monday
8:53 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip! Here’s to a marvelous Monday!

9: 39 AM Phil
Good morning! Back at you!

9:40 AM Sassy
Baby Sussex watch intensifies!  Majesty Magazine’s Facebook page reports: 

“Buckingham Palace: ‘The Duchess of Sussex went into labour in the early hours of this morning. The Duke of Sussex was by Her Royal Highness’s side. An announcement will be made soon.'”

10:13 AM Sassy

Baby Sussex is here!

BUCKINGHAM PALACE
THE DUCHESS OF SUSSEX HAS BEEN DELIVERED OF A SON
Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Sussex was safely delivered of a son at 0526hrs.
The baby weighs 7lbs 3oz.
The Duke of Sussex was present for the birth.
The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall, The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Lady Jane Fellowes, Lady Sarah McCorquodale and Earl Spencer have been informed and are delighted with the news.
The Duchess’s mother, Doria Ragland, who is overjoyed by the arrival of her first grandchild, is with Their Royal Highnesses at Frogmore Cottage.
Her Royal Highness and her child are both doing well.

4:45 PM Sassy
Harry being a cute new dad!

Prince Harry confirms birth of baby boy

1 minute Video From the SkyNews
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Cinco De Mayo

May 5, 2019 Sunday
10:13 AM Sassy
Brunch with my older sister and her beau at Lone Star Taco Bar!  Nothing like guacamole and chips and street corn for breakfast. 

11:10 AM Sassy
checked out Elmendorf Baking Supplies and Cafe, got a chai latte

1:06 PM Sassy
Good afternoon! 

Hope you’re making it home easily!
3:41 PM Phil
Home and enjoying Cinco De Mayo!

3:42 PM Sassy
Tequila?
I had some celebratory guacamole and street corn
3:43 PM Sassy
Aha! Just saw your lunch photo.  Tasty looking tacos!