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Over the side of the bed

Wednesday, April 23, 2014
Me: Good morning! I have one thing to say. Over the side of the bed. 😉 10:46 AM
Kris: as in reminder of picture…u giving oral? or u positioned to receive? nice way to say good morning….wish i’d read it earlier! You naughty TEASE! 2:19 PM
Me: It’s not a tease. It’s a promise. 🙂 2:21 PM
Kris: 🙂 it’s probably both….but which were u thinking of….giving or receiving…..over side of bed… :)2:25 PM
Me: was thinking of my favorite gif that I showed you last night with the woman receiving and the man fucking her mouth and flicking her nipple with his tongue and her hips popping off the bed. 2:27 PM
Kris: thought so…..mmmmm….or my “variation”…..start 69 then i shift down/stand up….still feeling that soft, wet, skillful tongue and mouth of yours….not to mention what your hands r grabbing. just arrived at meeting so “down boy” (omg…shift/adjust u know what)…..focus Kris…later! 2:42 PM
Kris: just so u know….you regularly “cause a little wetness” to flow out when we talk about sex. doesn’t happen with “just anyone” not purely visual….only when someone is attractive to me on “multiple levels”….which u are….smile 4:00 PM
Me: Good to know. The same happens to me. Along with some pulsing. 🙂 4:04 PM
Kris: big smile 4:06 PM
Kris: at my next meeting….waiting for colleague.  how’s your day going? 4:09 PM
Kris: falling asleep at work. some hot woman kept me up too late….last meeting canceled…can I put my head on your lap in the back seat of your car and take a nap….or use your breasts for pillows? 5:54 PM
Kris: ok…so i guess i’ll just sit here alone in my car in the public parking garage… fantasizing that some hot woman joins me and says, “Hey…hot stuff! Wanna hop in my car and watch some porn together?!” 7:38 PM
Me: Oh no! I’m worn out. Crawling into bed. May wake up, may not. Sooo sorry. 7:40 PM
Me: Ugh. I really want to see you…but I can’t keep my eyes open 7:42 PM
Kris: no problem. I’m just a crazy man…..last meeting wasn’t too far away so i thought i’d give it a shot…will head home and work out….if u wake up later text me if u wanna chat. otherwise sleep well….and sweet dreams… mwah! 7:45 PM
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Over the side of the bed

Wednesday, April 23, 2014
Me: Good morning! I have one thing to say. Over the side of the bed. 😉 10:46 AM
Kris: as in reminder of picture…u giving oral? or u positioned to receive? nice way to say good morning….wish i’d read it earlier! You naughty TEASE! 2:19 PM
Me: It’s not a tease. It’s a promise. 🙂 2:21 PM
Kris: 🙂 it’s probably both….but which were u thinking of….giving or receiving…..over side of bed… :)2:25 PM
Me: was thinking of my favorite gif that I showed you last night with the woman receiving and the man fucking her mouth and flicking her nipple with his tongue and her hips popping off the bed. 2:27 PM
Kris: thought so…..mmmmm….or my “variation”…..start 69 then i shift down/stand up….still feeling that soft, wet, skillful tongue and mouth of yours….not to mention what your hands r grabbing. just arrived at meeting so “down boy” (omg…shift/adjust u know what)…..focus Kris…later! 2:42 PM
Kris: just so u know….you regularly “cause a little wetness” to flow out when we talk about sex. doesn’t happen with “just anyone” not purely visual….only when someone is attractive to me on “multiple levels”….which u are….smile 4:00 PM
Me: Good to know. The same happens to me. Along with some pulsing. 🙂 4:04 PM
Kris: big smile 4:06 PM
Kris: at my next meeting….waiting for colleague.  how’s your day going? 4:09 PM
Kris: falling asleep at work. some hot woman kept me up too late….last meeting canceled…can I put my head on your lap in the back seat of your car and take a nap….or use your breasts for pillows? 5:54 PM
Kris: ok…so i guess i’ll just sit here alone in my car in the public parking garage… fantasizing that some hot woman joins me and says, “Hey…hot stuff! Wanna hop in my car and watch some porn together?!” 7:38 PM
Me: Oh no! I’m worn out. Crawling into bed. May wake up, may not. Sooo sorry. 7:40 PM
Me: Ugh. I really want to see you…but I can’t keep my eyes open 7:42 PM
Kris: no problem. I’m just a crazy man…..last meeting wasn’t too far away so i thought i’d give it a shot…will head home and work out….if u wake up later text me if u wanna chat. otherwise sleep well….and sweet dreams… mwah! 7:45 PM
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His letter to her

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

8:26am Phil

Morning!  Saw this early this morning. So true

Quote: “There’s a difference between who we love, who we settle for… and who we’re meant for”
8:30am Sassy
Good morning kid!

8:31am Phil

I slept very well in case you are wondering  ^_^

8:37am Sassy

Hee hee hee.

8:38am Phil Came all over the boxes, the rug and of course my hand, first couple shots hit the wall, guess I needed that

8:45am Sassy
: )

8:47am Phil

Be glad you were not kneeling there. Would have been messy

Would you read a letter I wrote? Not sure I should send it. I was going to send an e-card and enclose the letter in an email but again, afraid it might be the wrong thing to do. I have to at least try

10:32am Sassy

Glad to help.

2:13pm Phil

Probably a bad idea that’s going to be taken the wrong way. Why I want a women’s perspective. I kind of feel like I should leave it be and see how things work out. Why leave a guy she just met and is happy with for a promise from me? Not like I’m any big catch for her. I’ll email it to you. Please be honest – sappy, stupid?  
       
4:24pm Phil

Dear Beach Gal,

            Babe, I think you got the wrong idea about where I was or maybe you did not.  I get the impression you believe I gave up on us, that I no longer wanted to be with you.  I want to clear that up.  You are my world, my everything.  You are my best friend, the only person I want to spend my life with.   I still think we are soul mates, meant to spend life together.  We get each other, always did.  We are a little volatile but that’s part of us.  I get a little sideways some times and lose focus.  It was never that I did not want to be with you, good god, that’s all I ever wanted.  I did not know how to do it without turning someone else’s world upside down and I thought I could find an easier and gentler way to do it.  I know now there is no easy way.  You just have to pull chocks and go and let it all settle out. I got all twisted up with bad advice, worried about a job, income, transition.  The reality is, none of that turned out to be an issue.
Beach Gal, I adore you, I have since I laid eyes on you.  The feeling has simply grown as time went by.  I put money away for the lawyer, so I would be ready.  I had so many ideas for the house, wanted to plant iris everywhere out back, a garden on the side,  put in the patio, make the garage into a place we could hang and relax. Play with the kitchen a little and maybe the bath.  All I want is to spend life with you, listening to the music down at the park, beers at our favorite places, long walks on the beach, your head on my shoulder.  You are the perfect fit, your hands perfect in mine.  Damn, I miss walking the beach with you.   I just want to be with you.  You are my one, you are my true love.  Without you my world is empty.  I just feel lost and alone.  My best friend is also gone, my buddy, my lover, my confidant, all gone.
            I think too much.  I let people convince me that I was too old for you that when you are my age, I’ll be 70 and she won’t want you then.  Watched Mom go through that and it scared me. All I needed was reassurance and a big hug.  I wanted so badly to come see you in January but my phone went off constantly all weekend long to ensure I stayed where I was supposed to be.  She was taking no chances.  I should have just chucked the phone out the window.  She had me by the balls until my  retirement date. There are no more leashes now. I am free to do as I please.  If you still wanted me, I’d be there tonight.  I think of you every day, all day. I pray for you every night. I dream about you.  I remember everything.  I miss you so much.  The happiest I have been since early December was when you called me about your job.  No one was more excited than I was for you.  It was so good to hear your sweet voice and you called me sweetie when you hung up.  If that’s the last time I hear your voice, at least I have that.
             I never misled you Beach Gal.  I took a long fucking time to get where you needed me to be.  I never wavered from wanting a life with you to spend every single day with my love. It’s all I dreamed of and wanted.  I still want to vacation in Italy but not without you.   I love you more today than I ever have.  I got spun up about things that I now realize don’t matter.  All that matters to me is your head on my chest watching TV, sitting out back with you, hanging out on the front stoop naked, dancing and holding each other when a good song comes on, waking up next to you every day.  Those are things that matter.  The rest is bullshit. 
            The problem is I’m not sure you love me anymore.  That kind of ends the dream.  Life without you just sucks. I’ve been miserable since I got here.  The happiest times of my life were with you.  You make me laugh, make me smile.  You just melt my heart.  The last time we were together was romantic and fun.  I loved that picture..  Everything I do reminds me of you.   The damn squirrels on base remind me of you when we were here.   The Starbucks on the corner where we got directions reminds me of you. Everything about the Beach or your town reminds me of you.  Every time I step into WaWa, I think of you.  You fill my mind and my heart, always have.  I just miss you Beach Gal and I always will.     
         I want to be with you, I want us, forever but only if that’s what you want. Ask me to come home and I’m there for good.  I read a thing this morning that rang so true, “there’s a difference between who we love, who we settle for and who we were meant for.”  I believe with all my heart that we were meant for each other.
         I’ve been a horse’s ass, made the wrong call for none of the right reasons.  I sit out back in a yard that’s not mine and listen to our songs and just smile and remember or cry a little.  I’ve been so damn sad.  I was trotting around a grocery store this weekend thinking about you laughing at me while I did it. I walked by all our places at all of the beaches.  It’s like I can feel you there next to me.  I have amazing memories but I want so desperately to make new ones and spend every day of the rest of my time with you.
           I don’t know if that’s possible.  I don’t know how you feel about your new guy.  He may be your one, your love, your soul.  I don’t know.  I know I was all of that once but I’m no longer sure that’s the case.  I want you to be happy.  I’d prefer that be with me but if it’s not, I need to get over it somehow.  I have no clue how to do that or if I even want to.  I want to hold onto you in my heart forever, to cherish the memories. I’m forever yours babe and I’ll always be here if you ever want or need me. I love you so much.  I want this back, “Baby, can I fix this? Will you give me the chance to prove to you that you ARE the one, you are my heart, my soul, my love, my choice”. . What’s meant to be will be and I firmly believe we were meant to be.

4:27pm Phil

Too sappy?

5:32pm Phil

Long winded for sure

5:48pm Phil

A smile for you

[photo of him with a big smile wearing a t-shirt]
            
5:50pm Sassy
You look so good.
            
5:57pm Sassy
Re: letter – she likes it when you go on, right?  Only thing I’d do is end with a specific question, like, “I am leaving her.  For real.  When can I come to you?” Or whatever you want her to answer.

6:08pm Phil

Yes she does. Good idea. Did I express my feelings?

I look like your typical 60 year old dude but thanks

I imagine she found a good looking guy

6:22pm Sassy

She never has before, except you!

6:39pm Phil

I don’t see it at all

I don’t think ugly but very plain

6:52pm Phil

I always wanted to be one of those hot dudes. I was always happy any woman paid attention to me.  I do appreciate the compliments though

I think I have a nice smile and I like my eyes

9:28pm Phil

Thank you Sass

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His letter to her

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

8:26am Phil

Morning!  Saw this early this morning. So true

Quote: “There’s a difference between who we love, who we settle for… and who we’re meant for”
8:30am Sassy
Good morning kid!

8:31am Phil

I slept very well in case you are wondering  ^_^

8:37am Sassy

Hee hee hee.

8:38am Phil Came all over the boxes, the rug and of course my hand, first couple shots hit the wall, guess I needed that

8:45am Sassy
: )

8:47am Phil

Be glad you were not kneeling there. Would have been messy

Would you read a letter I wrote? Not sure I should send it. I was going to send an e-card and enclose the letter in an email but again, afraid it might be the wrong thing to do. I have to at least try

10:32am Sassy

Glad to help.

2:13pm Phil

Probably a bad idea that’s going to be taken the wrong way. Why I want a women’s perspective. I kind of feel like I should leave it be and see how things work out. Why leave a guy she just met and is happy with for a promise from me? Not like I’m any big catch for her. I’ll email it to you. Please be honest – sappy, stupid?  
       
4:24pm Phil

Dear Beach Gal,

            Babe, I think you got the wrong idea about where I was or maybe you did not.  I get the impression you believe I gave up on us, that I no longer wanted to be with you.  I want to clear that up.  You are my world, my everything.  You are my best friend, the only person I want to spend my life with.   I still think we are soul mates, meant to spend life together.  We get each other, always did.  We are a little volatile but that’s part of us.  I get a little sideways some times and lose focus.  It was never that I did not want to be with you, good god, that’s all I ever wanted.  I did not know how to do it without turning someone else’s world upside down and I thought I could find an easier and gentler way to do it.  I know now there is no easy way.  You just have to pull chocks and go and let it all settle out. I got all twisted up with bad advice, worried about a job, income, transition.  The reality is, none of that turned out to be an issue.
Beach Gal, I adore you, I have since I laid eyes on you.  The feeling has simply grown as time went by.  I put money away for the lawyer, so I would be ready.  I had so many ideas for the house, wanted to plant iris everywhere out back, a garden on the side,  put in the patio, make the garage into a place we could hang and relax. Play with the kitchen a little and maybe the bath.  All I want is to spend life with you, listening to the music down at the park, beers at our favorite places, long walks on the beach, your head on my shoulder.  You are the perfect fit, your hands perfect in mine.  Damn, I miss walking the beach with you.   I just want to be with you.  You are my one, you are my true love.  Without you my world is empty.  I just feel lost and alone.  My best friend is also gone, my buddy, my lover, my confidant, all gone.
            I think too much.  I let people convince me that I was too old for you that when you are my age, I’ll be 70 and she won’t want you then.  Watched Mom go through that and it scared me. All I needed was reassurance and a big hug.  I wanted so badly to come see you in January but my phone went off constantly all weekend long to ensure I stayed where I was supposed to be.  She was taking no chances.  I should have just chucked the phone out the window.  She had me by the balls until my  retirement date. There are no more leashes now. I am free to do as I please.  If you still wanted me, I’d be there tonight.  I think of you every day, all day. I pray for you every night. I dream about you.  I remember everything.  I miss you so much.  The happiest I have been since early December was when you called me about your job.  No one was more excited than I was for you.  It was so good to hear your sweet voice and you called me sweetie when you hung up.  If that’s the last time I hear your voice, at least I have that.
             I never misled you Beach Gal.  I took a long fucking time to get where you needed me to be.  I never wavered from wanting a life with you to spend every single day with my love. It’s all I dreamed of and wanted.  I still want to vacation in Italy but not without you.   I love you more today than I ever have.  I got spun up about things that I now realize don’t matter.  All that matters to me is your head on my chest watching TV, sitting out back with you, hanging out on the front stoop naked, dancing and holding each other when a good song comes on, waking up next to you every day.  Those are things that matter.  The rest is bullshit. 
            The problem is I’m not sure you love me anymore.  That kind of ends the dream.  Life without you just sucks. I’ve been miserable since I got here.  The happiest times of my life were with you.  You make me laugh, make me smile.  You just melt my heart.  The last time we were together was romantic and fun.  I loved that picture..  Everything I do reminds me of you.   The damn squirrels on base remind me of you when we were here.   The Starbucks on the corner where we got directions reminds me of you. Everything about the Beach or your town reminds me of you.  Every time I step into WaWa, I think of you.  You fill my mind and my heart, always have.  I just miss you Beach Gal and I always will.     
         I want to be with you, I want us, forever but only if that’s what you want. Ask me to come home and I’m there for good.  I read a thing this morning that rang so true, “there’s a difference between who we love, who we settle for and who we were meant for.”  I believe with all my heart that we were meant for each other.
         I’ve been a horse’s ass, made the wrong call for none of the right reasons.  I sit out back in a yard that’s not mine and listen to our songs and just smile and remember or cry a little.  I’ve been so damn sad.  I was trotting around a grocery store this weekend thinking about you laughing at me while I did it. I walked by all our places at all of the beaches.  It’s like I can feel you there next to me.  I have amazing memories but I want so desperately to make new ones and spend every day of the rest of my time with you.
           I don’t know if that’s possible.  I don’t know how you feel about your new guy.  He may be your one, your love, your soul.  I don’t know.  I know I was all of that once but I’m no longer sure that’s the case.  I want you to be happy.  I’d prefer that be with me but if it’s not, I need to get over it somehow.  I have no clue how to do that or if I even want to.  I want to hold onto you in my heart forever, to cherish the memories. I’m forever yours babe and I’ll always be here if you ever want or need me. I love you so much.  I want this back, “Baby, can I fix this? Will you give me the chance to prove to you that you ARE the one, you are my heart, my soul, my love, my choice”. . What’s meant to be will be and I firmly believe we were meant to be.

4:27pm Phil

Too sappy?

5:32pm Phil

Long winded for sure

5:48pm Phil

A smile for you

[photo of him with a big smile wearing a t-shirt]
            
5:50pm Sassy
You look so good.
            
5:57pm Sassy
Re: letter – she likes it when you go on, right?  Only thing I’d do is end with a specific question, like, “I am leaving her.  For real.  When can I come to you?” Or whatever you want her to answer.

6:08pm Phil

Yes she does. Good idea. Did I express my feelings?

I look like your typical 60 year old dude but thanks

I imagine she found a good looking guy

6:22pm Sassy

She never has before, except you!

6:39pm Phil

I don’t see it at all

I don’t think ugly but very plain

6:52pm Phil

I always wanted to be one of those hot dudes. I was always happy any woman paid attention to me.  I do appreciate the compliments though

I think I have a nice smile and I like my eyes

9:28pm Phil

Thank you Sass

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Erotica, gifs and two tumblrs

Tuesday, April 22, 2014 
Kris: Good morning! How late can u stay Sunday? so i can work on my lie (evil man). I’m SO looking forward to it…and not very nervous at all. We’ve already been naked together and you had no problem getting me off. What’s the worst that can happen…I’m a terrible fuck and you’re forced to dump me? But you’re such a hussy…i’m counting on you to work your magic. Licking, slowly, fingers, feeling, pressing, licking, sucking, pulling, a little faster, back to slowly, wet, inserting, fingers, feeling, tongue, licking, slowly, groaning, fingers, touching, pressing, inserted, feeling…GOOD MORNING BAD GIRL SASSY! 9:02 AM
Kris: my last email got “a little flow going”…felt a little wetness sitting in my “undies”… eruption on the horizon…unloading down the road… 9:20 AM
Me: Good morning frisky! Wow… you are such hot stuff! There is some wetness over here too! It is so fun to inspire you to write like that! 9:40 AM
Kris: And so u do! Know what time the “treat of our meet” will have to end? when you’ll likely have to head home by on Sunday? 9:44 AM
Me: I don’t have a time in mind, other than being in my own bed at midnight so I can get up for work Monday11:42 AM
Kris: :)…..plenty of time for those multiple “O”s. i’m going to have to get creative with my excuse….tried floating “day of spring skiing at Killington, VT. met with,”i just lost my job…we don’t have the money.” I’ll think if something. want to play for a LONG time. play, eat, talk…..play some more…like u said… 🙂 12:15 PM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 22, 2014 2:09 PM
Subject: The Fan
The Fan
He couldn’t believe he was doing this.  His friend had talked
him into reading at Stone Soup Poets open mike.  One of the
stories.  It was for Valentine’s Day, and everyone was doing
it, but it still made him feel vulnerable and exposed.  He
read and paused, as appreciative sighs filled the room, and
knew it would be alright.  He noticed this woman, standing in
the back against the wall.  Staring right at him.  He felt like
he was reading to her, and that she felt it, too.  He finished,
and a crowd gathered around him to chat and congratulate and
fawn and cluck.  He searched the room for her, but she had gone.
He listened to the other artists awhile, but couldn’t get the
hazy image of the woman out of his mind.  Finally, he slipped
out the side door and started toward the train.  She spoke as
he passed, startling him.
       “Your story was…special.  It touched me.”  She almost
whispered into the night air.
       “Thank you,” he said, automatically.  Brilliant.  He tried
to make out her face in the dim light of the street lamp.
       “It made me…want to know you,” she sighed, almost as if
she hadn’t wanted to admit it. He was sure his mouth hung open at
that point.  He remembered himself in a few seconds, and decided to
be flip.
       “So, what did you want to know?”  He quipped, not really
expecting her to answer. She looked away, then surprised him.
       “What it would be like to inspire you.”  He gulped in air.
There didn’t seem to be enough air to fill his burning lungs.  He
realized that somehow, in the last minute, something had passed
between them.  It scared him, but drew him to her.
       “Can I walk you to the train?”  He asked her.  She seemed
to consider it carefully, then stepped forward and took his arm in
silent acceptance.  He felt her breast against his arm and wondered
if he could remember how to walk.  He managed.  He thought she would
ask him mundane questions, quiz him about his story or his life.  She
was silent, seemingly deep in thought, walking in step with him.
       He wanted to see her face, but she was beside him so he could
only take in her long hair, swinging around her, and how she seemed
just the right height to walk with him, and how her chest moved with
each step.  They passed a pottery shop and she paused briefly to
glance at the brightly colored bowls.  Suddenly, she yanked him into
the dark doorway, and pressed him against the stone of the building.
He felt the cold against his back, then the heat of her in front,
as she wiggled to fit her body to his.  Then she put her lips within
a hair of his, and stopped.  This seemed to be quite a distance for
her initiative to take her, but not quite there.
       He cursed the lack of light.  He couldn’t see her eyes.  But
it didn’t seem to matter, he was taking her invitation and sinking
his tongue into her mouth before he realized he’d decided to do it.
He felt as hard as the stone against his back, and knew she felt it
too by the breath she took when he raised his head momentarily.  She
worked her hand under his shirt, and put his hand on her breast.
They teased each other’s nipples, nipping at necks and ears and noses.
Smiling into each other’s mouths as their breathing raged out of
control.
       This was crazy.  He didn’t know this woman.  He knew
nothing except she liked his writing, that she had understood
the call in it.  And that she felt so right in his arms.  It
was nuts, but it made sense to him.  He’d find out the other
stuff later, if it became important.  He was startled back to
the present by her hand at his belt.  Oh, my god.
       She stopped for a moment, took a deep breath and
whispered in his ear.
       “I don’t…I mean, I haven’t…ever…without…” she
couldn’t seem to say it, but he knew she was trying to justify
this wildfire burning between two strangers in a dark doorway.
       “I know,” he murmured, hugging her even closer.  That
seemed to settle it.  She undid his belt, and slipped her hand
inside his clothes to touch him.  He thought he’d pass out.
She rubbed him just the right way for longer than he thought
he could endure.  He knew he should be touching her, but could
not summon the brain power beyond savoring her touch.  She
removed one hand to her pocket, he heard a rip, then she was
taking his sex from his pants, and covering it with latex,
and leading him to a ledge deeper in the doorway.  She stretched
out on the stone, and pulled him down over her, into her.  The
combination of the time and place and strangeness and the latex
set him off almost immediately.  He pounded her into the stone,
without thought of her soft body.  She met his every thrust,
moaning in his ear.  He felt the pulsing, the searing heat, and
filled the plastic, thinking of filling her.  She clenched him
deep inside.  His mind clung to every detail as he realized he
would desperately need to write about this later.
       They clung to one another forever.  Then sat close to
each other on the ledge as they righted their clothes.  There
seemed to be so much to say, and yet nowhere to start.  He
finally took her arm, and they continued toward the train. He
thought he should be panicking, but couldn’t get beyond the
amazing afterglow.  When they reached the platform, he expected
her to disappear like the dream she seemed to him.  She chewed
her lip.  He feasted on seeing her in the light.
       “I need to know more.”  She whispered, a pleading look
on her face.
       “Yes.” It was all he could say.  It seemed enough.
       “Take me home with you.”
       “Yes.”
       “Let me inspire you.”
       He moaned and rolled his eyes.  Then the train rumbled
into the station and they boarded locked arm in arm.
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Me: Sent you more of my erotica. Read in private! 2:10 PM
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Kris: Ok I will…you naughty girl! 3:52 PM
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Kris: Won’t b home till 10:30. need to workout. been “slacking” lately. need to get back on track. Sorry it will b so late again…but would love to chat if u want when i get home. Haven’t read “Sassy Does Boston” yet (TEASING !)…but can’t wait to peek inside that horny little imagination of yours… 🙂 8:27 PM
Me: 10:30 is fine. I drank Mt Dew with dinner so I should be awake! 8:37 PM
Kris: i feel like saying…..uuuhh baby!…..don’t know why. 8:43 PM
Me: Okaaay 8:46 PM
Kris: in little bit of a “wild” mood. got something i can bite a little? better go work it off…later! 8:48 PM
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·       Apr 22 10:40 PM Kris: Hi!…Give me a minute to read your erotica…
·       Apr 22 10:40 PM Sassy: Ok
·       Apr 22 10:49 PM Kris: Wow! That was one well-written hot story! Ever do something like that – have sex with almost a perfect stranger?
·       Apr 22 10:50 PM Sassy: Sort of… long ago
·       Apr 22 10:50 PM Kris: what happened…how did it happen?
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: a gal pal and I were in Mexico
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: Going into a disco
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: There were British soldiers – The disco would only let men in with women
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: So they offered to buy us drinks if we’d get them in
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: They were very cute, polite…
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: There was a power failure at the disco. They got us out safely
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: My pal invited them back to our hotel bar
·       Apr 22 10:53 PM Sassy: We ended up in our room.
·       Apr 22 10:53 PM Sassy: Gal friend made out with one in bed while I was out on the balcony with the other, just talking
·       Apr 22 10:54 PM Sassy: Then we stopped talking…and went inside to the other bed
·       Apr 22 10:54 PM Sassy: then they joined us.  Things get a little blurry after that
·       Apr 22 10:55 PM Sassy: But very very hot
·       Apr 22 10:56 PM Kris: i thought you didn’t have much fun with sex until you ventured out more recently. sounds like you did….how old were you then?
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Sassy: hmmm… 25
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Sassy: They didn’t help me cum… just did their own thing
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Kris: you answered my next question….LOL
·       Apr 22 10:58 PM Sassy: I can’t recall having an orgasm until I was 34
·       Apr 22 10:58 PM Sassy: I was alone on my bed, talking to a guy on the phone
·       Apr 22 10:59 PM Kris: and?
·       Apr 22 11:00 PM Sassy: Strange things happened to my body
·       Apr 22 11:00 PM Sassy: I had read a lot of romance novels and I was like… Hey! Maybe this is what they meant!
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Sassy: Guy was from Ontario. So I call him Mr O.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Kris: LOL SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Kris: Were you touching yourself? how/why did you cum?
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Sassy: I wasn’t… just listening to him talk
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Kris: what was he talking about?
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Sassy: I forget… figure skating I think
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Kris: Come on!
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: He was a figure skater
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Kris: how do you have an orgasm without any direct stimulation?
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: I do it all the time
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Kris: how?
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: Very powerful imagination
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Kris: you don’t touch yourself at all?
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Sassy: nope… very rare
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Kris: when/where do you imagine things? how often?
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Sassy: You mean enough to make me cum?
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Sassy: varies…depends on how long since I was with a man
·       Apr 22 11:06 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:06 PM Sassy: usually in bed before I go to sleep, or just as I wake up, or in the shower
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: Or if I find a very nice video of a certain kind.
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: When I’ve been with a man, I’m usually calm for… about a month
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: after that I get twitchy. start to watch things, dream up things, or re-live adventures
·       Apr 22 11:08 PM Sassy: start writing.  imagining…
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Kris: a month is a long time to be calm. I’m generally “calm” for about 24 hours….LOL
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Sassy: You’re male.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Seems to be the way it is.
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Though many of the chat women are more like that.
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Kris: think about/want sex all the time?
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Yes… and take care of themselves daily
·       Apr 22 11:11 PM Sassy: If I am having sex, or hot online discussions, I crave it more
·       Apr 22 11:11 PM Sassy: imagine more. But don’t do much about it for longer
·       Apr 22 11:12 PM Kris: what do you mean “don’t do much about it for longer”?
·       Apr 22 11:13 PM Sassy: work at cumming
·       Apr 22 11:13 PM Sassy: I do use the showerhead sometimes.  It has a nice pounding action
·       Apr 22 11:14 PM Kris:  : )
·       Apr 22 11:14 PM Sassy: You like to think about me self-pleasuring?
·       Apr 22 11:16 PM Kris: I’m just curious….getting to know you and experiences you’ve had….but yes….kind of…..is also part of a little fantasy of when I’m with you…..never done before…..my wife says she has never masturbated….. ever….so I’m curious/interested in a woman who does/would….maybe even when with me in some way….if possible….just a little fantasy.
·       Apr 22 11:17 PM Sassy: You want to watch?
·       Apr 22 11:17 PM Kris: yes….or watch but “participate” at the same time in some way…..
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: It is likely “not like it looks in the movies” but could still be very hot
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: I wouldn’t mind watching you also
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: See what you do so I can do it
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Kris: i’m pretty sure you already know…but I’m game…never done it before…but could be fun
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Sassy: There is a very classic pattern in p0rn… that men think is what women do.
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:21 PM Sassy: Usually involves a lot of fingers in and out
·       Apr 22 11:21 PM Sassy: When I do touch, it is more pressing, pulling
·       Apr 22 11:24 PM Kris: you would know better than me obviously and maybe each woman is different…but it seems to me the clit is the main point of pleasure. and the rest is just a “supporting cast” though still important….correct me if I’m wrong…..remember…..I’ve been only “pleasuring” one woman for over 25 years…..so my experience is limited….and like I said…most of the porn I’ve seen I think is fake bull shit – women are moaning and groaning at stuff I’m not convinced in real life most women would actually get off by…..but again…you would know better than me.
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: It varies a lot. Some women like clit, some more vaginal filling etc.
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: P0rn runs all over the map
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: lots of crap, but some really stunning, beautiful, fabulous
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Sassy: I don’t see much like I want it… but have a small collection of things men find very exciting and real-ish
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Sassy: Do you think your touching is relatively stereotypical?
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Apr 22 11:28 PM Sassy: Does it look like it does in p0rn?
·       Apr 22 11:29 PM Kris: i’m trying to think. LOL. of some porn I’ve seen…and compared to “what i do”…..
·       Apr 22 11:30 PM Sassy: I’ve never seen anyone but my H do it
·       Apr 22 11:30 PM Kris: are you talking about a man beating off?
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Sassy: Imagine lots of pumping and talking to yourself.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Sassy: Have you thought about me whilst?
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Kris: absolutely!
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Sassy: Where are you usually thinking?
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Kris: i like to do it in the shower….use soap for lubrication….feels better.
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Kris: or just before i go to sleep at night…fantasize and beat off.
·       Apr 22 11:33 PM Kris: probably at least daily… sometimes two or three times a day. I’m very “active and horny”….ALL the time.
·       Apr 22 11:33 PM Sassy: Does w ever see you or do you have to hide?
·       Apr 22 11:34 PM Kris: She doesn’t see me. it’s not hard to hide…she doesn’t look in when i’m taking a shower and i can do it pretty quietly even when she’s laying next to me in bed.
·       Apr 22 11:34 PM Kris: i like to express myself verbally….but i don’t have to. I can do it quietly or even silently….
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Sassy: I used to cry when H did it in bed next to me… but I have gotten over that
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Kris: because he wasn’t having any sex with you?
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Sassy: Yes. Made me feel like chopped liver
·       Apr 22 11:36 PM Kris: i want to come over there and give you a hug.,…but it probably wouldn’t end there….so better wait until Sunday
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: You can run a tab
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: Store it up and let it out on Sunday. : )
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Kris: count on it!
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: 25 hugs, 65.5 kisses…
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: how did you arrive at those numbers?
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: Made them up
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: 15 breast squeezes
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: 4 spankings
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: and a partridge in a pear tree!
·       Apr 22 11:39 PM Sassy: Laaaa!
·       Apr 22 11:39 PM Kris: uuuhhh…naughty girl!!!
·       Apr 22 11:40 PM Sassy: You like it
·       Apr 22 11:40 PM Kris: what…spanking?
·       Apr 22 11:41 PM Sassy: naughty girl
·       Apr 22 11:41 PM Kris: of course! but I like that you’re so nice too!
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: The contrast heightens it
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: Shy, demure, polite in public
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: wild girl in private!
·       Apr 22 11:43 PM Kris: my kind of girl!
·       Apr 22 11:43 PM Kris: i had a kind of “weird” fantasy about being in you today
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Sassy: oh?
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Sassy: tell!
·       Apr 22 11:45 PM Kris: you know how sex can be in all kinds of sort of “modes”—-like “fast and hot and ravage me”—-or take it slower and be a little more gentle…etc., etc.
·       Apr 22 11:47 PM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 22 11:48 PM Kris: so this fantasy was very “undeveloped”. just sort of a “snap shot” or “image”….without a lot of content or detail….ever have those kinds of “quick images”?
·       Apr 22 11:50 PM Sassy: sure
·       Apr 22 11:53 PM Kris: ok….so i don’t know how to explain this exactly…except when we have kissed in public places….like the first time you kissed me outside the restaurant…and then when you were kissing me in the parking garage….and then when we kissed after we met the last time….I know I’ve tried to describe it….like i was “mesmerized” or “in a trance”…it was passionate and very hot and I was like “weak” or oblivious to everything else around me.
·       Apr 22 11:55 PM Kris: so in my “snap shot” fantasy…..I’m in you and thrusting but it’s not “hot and heavy and fast”….it’s medium speed and I feel this “connection”. and it feels good, but it’s like the same feeling as kissing you…and maybe I’m kissing you at the same time….or I’m looking at you and “mesmerized”… but it’s more “intimate” than “hot and heavy”. I’m fucking you….but it’s more than that……don’t want to freak you out….but that was my fantasy.
·       Apr 22 11:57 PM Kris: that’s it….just a “sense” of “being in and with you”…and feeling very good about it…..on different levels. hope that doesn’t freak you out…..
·       Apr 22 11:58 PM Sassy: Not freaky.  rather sweet. And very hot
·       Apr 22 11:59 PM Sassy: wonder if it i wishful thinking… or a premonition?  : )
·       Apr 23 12:01 AM Kris: hoping it’s a premonition…..but it’s only “one mode”.  there are others I want to be in too…..that are “hot, heavy, fast, hard”…..but that was just a little fantasy I had today. it was nice…hope it IS a premonition….and not just wishful thinking…..I guess I’ll find out soon enough!….LOL
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Sassy: Really nifty that you are thinking these things… and sharing them!
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Sassy: I was thinking a lot about you and oral today
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Kris: like what?
·       Apr 23 12:03 AM Sassy: I was thinking about different positions
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: Sitting up, propped on pillows
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: Or in a chair
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: or on the edge of the bed
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: where I am above you… can see… hold your head
·       Apr 23 12:05 AM Kris: your wish is my command…any way you want it…
·       Apr 23 12:05 AM Sassy: don’t know what is best.  need to experiment.  : )
·       Apr 23 12:06 AM Sassy: I am often lying flat but I think tilted up or sitting up might be better
·       Apr 23 12:08 AM Kris: if you were propped up against pillows….or sitting at the edge of the bed like you say….you could have the benefit of watching me….take my head in your hands…….using me for your pleasure….a little bit of a sense of more control and power for you…..visual stimulation…..what do you think?
·       Apr 23 12:10 AM Sassy: That’s my theory
·       Apr 23 12:10 AM Sassy: More in it with you rather than just being done to
·       Apr 23 12:11 AM Kris: Well….we’re quite the planners” here…aren’t we…LOL
·       Apr 23 12:11 AM Sassy: It’s fun to anticipate… plan… even if it doesn’t exactly happen
·       Apr 23 12:13 AM Kris: i agree…..i think it helps….excites….is fun to talk about…..instead of having to “guess” or talk too much instead of doing…..i think this conversation is fun.  I’ve known women who haven’t wanted to talk about sex at all…….which i don’t get…..but oh well….you’re not one of them!
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Sassy: talking about it, reading about it, writing about it… DOING IT!
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Kris: i’m curious about the “small collection of porn” you have that you like
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Kris: what is it about it that you like?
·       Apr 23 12:15 AM Sassy: Real looking people… being nice to each other.
·       Apr 23 12:15 AM Sassy: I like to hear what’s going on, not cheesy music
·       Apr 23 12:16 AM Kris: one thing that I wish would be shown more is a woman’s orgasmic contractions as they’re happening….
·       Apr 23 12:17 AM Kris: there are only a few that I’ve seen that I’ve trusted were real….
·       Apr 23 12:17 AM Kris: and the women aren’t necessarily screaming at the top of their lungs….
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Kris: sometimes they’re just doing that “groaning of cumming”……and you know they’re getting off
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: I also like to learn things.
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: I learned a lot about blow jobs and hand jobs
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: different positions
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: leaving the lights on
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Kris: i want to see everything!
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: heh
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Kris: leave the lights on!
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: I know… radical
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: I go through phases. Sometimes I want romantic.
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: Sometimes I watch very “bad stuff”
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Kris: what’s “bad stuff”?
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: japanese school girls being tied up and fingered…
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: outdoor sex
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: dom/sub stuff
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Kris: does dom/sub stuff interest/excite you—something you like to do?
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Sassy: No.  kinda horrified
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Kris: just like to watch different things?
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Sassy: try to understand it
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Sassy: and it has its moments
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Kris: moments…meaning?
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: isolated moments of kindess, hotness
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: Maybe you can bring your laptop and I can show you some
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: or I can send one a day or something
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: your reaction to different ones can tell me things
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Kris: sure…however you want to do it
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: feel free to say yuck or yum.
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: Helps a lot
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: Never watched with someone
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: but shared a lot
·       Apr 23 12:25 AM Kris: never watched porn with someone?
·       Apr 23 12:25 AM Sassy: no
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Sassy: You?
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Kris: yes…with my wife.  but a long time ago…not recently
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Kris: I’d like to watch some with you
·       Apr 23 12:27 AM Kris: unless you’d rather not…and just do it…LOL
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Sassy: Most of my favorites are short
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Sassy: There are these 10 sec gifs I find launch my mind
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Kris: “gifs”?
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Sassy: little loops
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Sassy: wife still with you there?
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Kris: no…she was in bed when I came home….so been alone this whole time
·       Apr 23 12:31 AM Sassy: http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/post/37135662621/this-kills-me-and-i-love-it
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Kris: want me to watch it now?
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Sassy: sure
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Kris: omg. i’m getting a hard on…what a blow job!….does it just keep going?
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Sassy: nope… just a little snippet… kindling.  another?
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Kris: sure!
·       Apr 23 12:35 AM Sassy: this is one of my all-time faves
·       Apr 23 12:35 AM Sassy: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i6vtbB2Y1r9az6fo1_500.gif
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Kris: omg…want to do that Sunday?
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Sassy: sure. can be tough for you to control…
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Sassy: and my hands will NOT be on the bed
·       Apr 23 12:37 AM Kris: did you mean “can be tough for me to control?”
·       Apr 23 12:37 AM Sassy: usually makes a man cum super fast
·       Apr 23 12:38 AM Kris: i could…but i have lots of self-control. can just kind of “enjoy but go someplace else in my head” so I can keep going longer…..then when i want to cum i need to mentally “shift gears” and just let it go.
·       Apr 23 12:39 AM Sassy: nice
·       Apr 23 12:39 AM Kris: but there’s a danger in that for me too.  because sometimes it’s not easy to switch back.  but I find a way….by just “letting it go”…..
·       Apr 23 12:40 AM Kris: does that make any sense?
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: Here’s a mild one I find very hot
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/post/22858574847
·       Apr 23 12:43 AM Kris: is the guy kneeling or sitting on something?
·       Apr 23 12:43 AM Sassy: I imagine him sitting on a kitchen chair
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: right….there’s variation on the previous one I like….
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: it starts like this….
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: 69 with me on top….so i’m licking you and my cock is in your mouth…with me on top….
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: after doing that for a while…
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: I’d move to a position like the one in the video….
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: but instead of licking your breasts….
·       Apr 23 12:46 AM Kris: I’d use my hands on your clit and on your breasts….while you’re sucking on my cock…..but could also alternately lick your nipples
·       Apr 23 12:46 AM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: So you can see how gifs can inspire?
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Kris: yes
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: and they aren’t crap
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Kris: no. they’re real…we can do that…and I want to..
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: sure… probably “fake” but… that’s okay
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: sometimes I find the video they’re from
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Kris: i don’t mean what they’re doing is fake…but sometimes people fake orgasms. that part bugs me…
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Sassy: and I’m like… wait… whoa!
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Kris: i don’t understand….”sometimes i find the video they’re from…and i’m like….wait….whoa!” what do you mean by that?
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Sassy: they are snagged from a longer video, snippet
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Sassy: fun to see that 10 sec fitting into a longer thing
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Kris: oh….
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Sassy: has a woman ever sent you porn before?
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Kris: well…right now we just watched some porn together….even though we’re not in the same room!
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Kris: no.  you’re the first
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Sassy: : )
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Kris: it’s fun….gives us ideas for things to do together….I’ve got a hard on and it’s uncomfortable now.  balls are aching.
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Sassy: Wish I could help with that
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: LOL…..me too!
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Sassy: But so glad that you “get it” and see what I was talking about
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: sure!
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: we could watch some more on Sunday if you like…
·       Apr 23 12:53 AM Kris: or maybe we’ll be “too busy”
·       Apr 23 12:54 AM Kris: this is so much fun…but should we get some sleep…i can sleep in…but you have to get up.
·       Apr 23 12:54 AM Sassy: yeah… just having so much fun!
·       Apr 23 12:55 AM Kris: me too…in spite of my aching balls…
·       Apr 23 12:55 AM Sassy: FYI – if you click on the header in those link, it takes you out to the guy’s tumblr
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: You can see all the photos or gifs he has posted
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Kris: ok….
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: the kitchen kiss one comes from my favorite tumblr
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: He has quite arty, eclectic tastes
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Kris: what’s a “tumblr”?
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: Usually a series of photos on a particular topic
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: you can google tumblr Edsel and see a bunch of old cars
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: of tumblr big boobs or weird wedding photos etc.
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Kris: will your boobs be there?
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Sassy: gosh… I dunno
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: But there are millions of them… I think 65 million last count
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: You never heard of tumblr?
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Kris: no….I’ve led a very sheltered and culturally-impoverished life….
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: they got bought out by Yahoo… so folks are worried… they’ve started censoring
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: but not as much as was feared
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: It is a major harbor for porn
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: A pal of mine runs a tumblr of “one note tumblrs”
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: It’s hysterical
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Kris: one note tumblrs?
·       Apr 23 1:01 AM Sassy: very narrow, one theme tumblrs
·       Apr 23 1:01 AM Kris: what’s the theme…or don’t i dare to ask?
·       Apr 23 1:02 AM Sassy: hang on… trying to find it
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: http://asingleservingofporn.tumblr.com/
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: tuck that away to poke around in later
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: It’s like… women in horse masks
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: or best butts
·       Apr 23 1:05 AM Sassy: or “cooking in the buff”
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: so if there is a theme you like, it leads you to another tumblr only about that
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: can be a bit of a rabbit hole
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: Okay… I really should go.
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: just took a quick glance…got it.
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: me too
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: Thanks for indulging me
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: Nite sweet Sassy…Mwah!
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Kris: I had fun!
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Sassy: Sleep well.
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Kris: thanks…you too!
by

Erotica, gifs and two tumblrs

Tuesday, April 22, 2014 
Kris: Good morning! How late can u stay Sunday? so i can work on my lie (evil man). I’m SO looking forward to it…and not very nervous at all. We’ve already been naked together and you had no problem getting me off. What’s the worst that can happen…I’m a terrible fuck and you’re forced to dump me? But you’re such a hussy…i’m counting on you to work your magic. Licking, slowly, fingers, feeling, pressing, licking, sucking, pulling, a little faster, back to slowly, wet, inserting, fingers, feeling, tongue, licking, slowly, groaning, fingers, touching, pressing, inserted, feeling…GOOD MORNING BAD GIRL SASSY! 9:02 AM
Kris: my last email got “a little flow going”…felt a little wetness sitting in my “undies”… eruption on the horizon…unloading down the road… 9:20 AM
Me: Good morning frisky! Wow… you are such hot stuff! There is some wetness over here too! It is so fun to inspire you to write like that! 9:40 AM
Kris: And so u do! Know what time the “treat of our meet” will have to end? when you’ll likely have to head home by on Sunday? 9:44 AM
Me: I don’t have a time in mind, other than being in my own bed at midnight so I can get up for work Monday11:42 AM
Kris: :)…..plenty of time for those multiple “O”s. i’m going to have to get creative with my excuse….tried floating “day of spring skiing at Killington, VT. met with,”i just lost my job…we don’t have the money.” I’ll think if something. want to play for a LONG time. play, eat, talk…..play some more…like u said… 🙂 12:15 PM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 22, 2014 2:09 PM
Subject: The Fan
The Fan
He couldn’t believe he was doing this.  His friend had talked
him into reading at Stone Soup Poets open mike.  One of the
stories.  It was for Valentine’s Day, and everyone was doing
it, but it still made him feel vulnerable and exposed.  He
read and paused, as appreciative sighs filled the room, and
knew it would be alright.  He noticed this woman, standing in
the back against the wall.  Staring right at him.  He felt like
he was reading to her, and that she felt it, too.  He finished,
and a crowd gathered around him to chat and congratulate and
fawn and cluck.  He searched the room for her, but she had gone.
He listened to the other artists awhile, but couldn’t get the
hazy image of the woman out of his mind.  Finally, he slipped
out the side door and started toward the train.  She spoke as
he passed, startling him.
       “Your story was…special.  It touched me.”  She almost
whispered into the night air.
       “Thank you,” he said, automatically.  Brilliant.  He tried
to make out her face in the dim light of the street lamp.
       “It made me…want to know you,” she sighed, almost as if
she hadn’t wanted to admit it. He was sure his mouth hung open at
that point.  He remembered himself in a few seconds, and decided to
be flip.
       “So, what did you want to know?”  He quipped, not really
expecting her to answer. She looked away, then surprised him.
       “What it would be like to inspire you.”  He gulped in air.
There didn’t seem to be enough air to fill his burning lungs.  He
realized that somehow, in the last minute, something had passed
between them.  It scared him, but drew him to her.
       “Can I walk you to the train?”  He asked her.  She seemed
to consider it carefully, then stepped forward and took his arm in
silent acceptance.  He felt her breast against his arm and wondered
if he could remember how to walk.  He managed.  He thought she would
ask him mundane questions, quiz him about his story or his life.  She
was silent, seemingly deep in thought, walking in step with him.
       He wanted to see her face, but she was beside him so he could
only take in her long hair, swinging around her, and how she seemed
just the right height to walk with him, and how her chest moved with
each step.  They passed a pottery shop and she paused briefly to
glance at the brightly colored bowls.  Suddenly, she yanked him into
the dark doorway, and pressed him against the stone of the building.
He felt the cold against his back, then the heat of her in front,
as she wiggled to fit her body to his.  Then she put her lips within
a hair of his, and stopped.  This seemed to be quite a distance for
her initiative to take her, but not quite there.
       He cursed the lack of light.  He couldn’t see her eyes.  But
it didn’t seem to matter, he was taking her invitation and sinking
his tongue into her mouth before he realized he’d decided to do it.
He felt as hard as the stone against his back, and knew she felt it
too by the breath she took when he raised his head momentarily.  She
worked her hand under his shirt, and put his hand on her breast.
They teased each other’s nipples, nipping at necks and ears and noses.
Smiling into each other’s mouths as their breathing raged out of
control.
       This was crazy.  He didn’t know this woman.  He knew
nothing except she liked his writing, that she had understood
the call in it.  And that she felt so right in his arms.  It
was nuts, but it made sense to him.  He’d find out the other
stuff later, if it became important.  He was startled back to
the present by her hand at his belt.  Oh, my god.
       She stopped for a moment, took a deep breath and
whispered in his ear.
       “I don’t…I mean, I haven’t…ever…without…” she
couldn’t seem to say it, but he knew she was trying to justify
this wildfire burning between two strangers in a dark doorway.
       “I know,” he murmured, hugging her even closer.  That
seemed to settle it.  She undid his belt, and slipped her hand
inside his clothes to touch him.  He thought he’d pass out.
She rubbed him just the right way for longer than he thought
he could endure.  He knew he should be touching her, but could
not summon the brain power beyond savoring her touch.  She
removed one hand to her pocket, he heard a rip, then she was
taking his sex from his pants, and covering it with latex,
and leading him to a ledge deeper in the doorway.  She stretched
out on the stone, and pulled him down over her, into her.  The
combination of the time and place and strangeness and the latex
set him off almost immediately.  He pounded her into the stone,
without thought of her soft body.  She met his every thrust,
moaning in his ear.  He felt the pulsing, the searing heat, and
filled the plastic, thinking of filling her.  She clenched him
deep inside.  His mind clung to every detail as he realized he
would desperately need to write about this later.
       They clung to one another forever.  Then sat close to
each other on the ledge as they righted their clothes.  There
seemed to be so much to say, and yet nowhere to start.  He
finally took her arm, and they continued toward the train. He
thought he should be panicking, but couldn’t get beyond the
amazing afterglow.  When they reached the platform, he expected
her to disappear like the dream she seemed to him.  She chewed
her lip.  He feasted on seeing her in the light.
       “I need to know more.”  She whispered, a pleading look
on her face.
       “Yes.” It was all he could say.  It seemed enough.
       “Take me home with you.”
       “Yes.”
       “Let me inspire you.”
       He moaned and rolled his eyes.  Then the train rumbled
into the station and they boarded locked arm in arm.
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Me: Sent you more of my erotica. Read in private! 2:10 PM
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Kris: Ok I will…you naughty girl! 3:52 PM
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Kris: Won’t b home till 10:30. need to workout. been “slacking” lately. need to get back on track. Sorry it will b so late again…but would love to chat if u want when i get home. Haven’t read “Sassy Does Boston” yet (TEASING !)…but can’t wait to peek inside that horny little imagination of yours… 🙂 8:27 PM
Me: 10:30 is fine. I drank Mt Dew with dinner so I should be awake! 8:37 PM
Kris: i feel like saying…..uuuhh baby!…..don’t know why. 8:43 PM
Me: Okaaay 8:46 PM
Kris: in little bit of a “wild” mood. got something i can bite a little? better go work it off…later! 8:48 PM
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·       Apr 22 10:40 PM Kris: Hi!…Give me a minute to read your erotica…
·       Apr 22 10:40 PM Sassy: Ok
·       Apr 22 10:49 PM Kris: Wow! That was one well-written hot story! Ever do something like that – have sex with almost a perfect stranger?
·       Apr 22 10:50 PM Sassy: Sort of… long ago
·       Apr 22 10:50 PM Kris: what happened…how did it happen?
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: a gal pal and I were in Mexico
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: Going into a disco
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: There were British soldiers – The disco would only let men in with women
·       Apr 22 10:51 PM Sassy: So they offered to buy us drinks if we’d get them in
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: They were very cute, polite…
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: There was a power failure at the disco. They got us out safely
·       Apr 22 10:52 PM Sassy: My pal invited them back to our hotel bar
·       Apr 22 10:53 PM Sassy: We ended up in our room.
·       Apr 22 10:53 PM Sassy: Gal friend made out with one in bed while I was out on the balcony with the other, just talking
·       Apr 22 10:54 PM Sassy: Then we stopped talking…and went inside to the other bed
·       Apr 22 10:54 PM Sassy: then they joined us.  Things get a little blurry after that
·       Apr 22 10:55 PM Sassy: But very very hot
·       Apr 22 10:56 PM Kris: i thought you didn’t have much fun with sex until you ventured out more recently. sounds like you did….how old were you then?
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Sassy: hmmm… 25
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Sassy: They didn’t help me cum… just did their own thing
·       Apr 22 10:57 PM Kris: you answered my next question….LOL
·       Apr 22 10:58 PM Sassy: I can’t recall having an orgasm until I was 34
·       Apr 22 10:58 PM Sassy: I was alone on my bed, talking to a guy on the phone
·       Apr 22 10:59 PM Kris: and?
·       Apr 22 11:00 PM Sassy: Strange things happened to my body
·       Apr 22 11:00 PM Sassy: I had read a lot of romance novels and I was like… Hey! Maybe this is what they meant!
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Sassy: Guy was from Ontario. So I call him Mr O.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Kris: LOL SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 22 11:01 PM Kris: Were you touching yourself? how/why did you cum?
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Sassy: I wasn’t… just listening to him talk
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Kris: what was he talking about?
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Sassy: I forget… figure skating I think
·       Apr 22 11:02 PM Kris: Come on!
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: He was a figure skater
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Kris: how do you have an orgasm without any direct stimulation?
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: I do it all the time
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Kris: how?
·       Apr 22 11:03 PM Sassy: Very powerful imagination
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Kris: you don’t touch yourself at all?
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Sassy: nope… very rare
·       Apr 22 11:04 PM Kris: when/where do you imagine things? how often?
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Sassy: You mean enough to make me cum?
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 22 11:05 PM Sassy: varies…depends on how long since I was with a man
·       Apr 22 11:06 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:06 PM Sassy: usually in bed before I go to sleep, or just as I wake up, or in the shower
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: Or if I find a very nice video of a certain kind.
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: When I’ve been with a man, I’m usually calm for… about a month
·       Apr 22 11:07 PM Sassy: after that I get twitchy. start to watch things, dream up things, or re-live adventures
·       Apr 22 11:08 PM Sassy: start writing.  imagining…
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Kris: a month is a long time to be calm. I’m generally “calm” for about 24 hours….LOL
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Sassy: You’re male.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:09 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Seems to be the way it is.
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Though many of the chat women are more like that.
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Kris: think about/want sex all the time?
·       Apr 22 11:10 PM Sassy: Yes… and take care of themselves daily
·       Apr 22 11:11 PM Sassy: If I am having sex, or hot online discussions, I crave it more
·       Apr 22 11:11 PM Sassy: imagine more. But don’t do much about it for longer
·       Apr 22 11:12 PM Kris: what do you mean “don’t do much about it for longer”?
·       Apr 22 11:13 PM Sassy: work at cumming
·       Apr 22 11:13 PM Sassy: I do use the showerhead sometimes.  It has a nice pounding action
·       Apr 22 11:14 PM Kris:  : )
·       Apr 22 11:14 PM Sassy: You like to think about me self-pleasuring?
·       Apr 22 11:16 PM Kris: I’m just curious….getting to know you and experiences you’ve had….but yes….kind of…..is also part of a little fantasy of when I’m with you…..never done before…..my wife says she has never masturbated….. ever….so I’m curious/interested in a woman who does/would….maybe even when with me in some way….if possible….just a little fantasy.
·       Apr 22 11:17 PM Sassy: You want to watch?
·       Apr 22 11:17 PM Kris: yes….or watch but “participate” at the same time in some way…..
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: It is likely “not like it looks in the movies” but could still be very hot
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: I wouldn’t mind watching you also
·       Apr 22 11:18 PM Sassy: See what you do so I can do it
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Kris: i’m pretty sure you already know…but I’m game…never done it before…but could be fun
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Sassy: There is a very classic pattern in p0rn… that men think is what women do.
·       Apr 22 11:19 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:21 PM Sassy: Usually involves a lot of fingers in and out
·       Apr 22 11:21 PM Sassy: When I do touch, it is more pressing, pulling
·       Apr 22 11:24 PM Kris: you would know better than me obviously and maybe each woman is different…but it seems to me the clit is the main point of pleasure. and the rest is just a “supporting cast” though still important….correct me if I’m wrong…..remember…..I’ve been only “pleasuring” one woman for over 25 years…..so my experience is limited….and like I said…most of the porn I’ve seen I think is fake bull shit – women are moaning and groaning at stuff I’m not convinced in real life most women would actually get off by…..but again…you would know better than me.
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: It varies a lot. Some women like clit, some more vaginal filling etc.
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: P0rn runs all over the map
·       Apr 22 11:26 PM Sassy: lots of crap, but some really stunning, beautiful, fabulous
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Sassy: I don’t see much like I want it… but have a small collection of things men find very exciting and real-ish
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Sassy: Do you think your touching is relatively stereotypical?
·       Apr 22 11:27 PM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Apr 22 11:28 PM Sassy: Does it look like it does in p0rn?
·       Apr 22 11:29 PM Kris: i’m trying to think. LOL. of some porn I’ve seen…and compared to “what i do”…..
·       Apr 22 11:30 PM Sassy: I’ve never seen anyone but my H do it
·       Apr 22 11:30 PM Kris: are you talking about a man beating off?
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Sassy: Imagine lots of pumping and talking to yourself.  : )
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Sassy: Have you thought about me whilst?
·       Apr 22 11:31 PM Kris: absolutely!
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Sassy: Where are you usually thinking?
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Kris: i like to do it in the shower….use soap for lubrication….feels better.
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 22 11:32 PM Kris: or just before i go to sleep at night…fantasize and beat off.
·       Apr 22 11:33 PM Kris: probably at least daily… sometimes two or three times a day. I’m very “active and horny”….ALL the time.
·       Apr 22 11:33 PM Sassy: Does w ever see you or do you have to hide?
·       Apr 22 11:34 PM Kris: She doesn’t see me. it’s not hard to hide…she doesn’t look in when i’m taking a shower and i can do it pretty quietly even when she’s laying next to me in bed.
·       Apr 22 11:34 PM Kris: i like to express myself verbally….but i don’t have to. I can do it quietly or even silently….
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Sassy: I used to cry when H did it in bed next to me… but I have gotten over that
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Kris: because he wasn’t having any sex with you?
·       Apr 22 11:35 PM Sassy: Yes. Made me feel like chopped liver
·       Apr 22 11:36 PM Kris: i want to come over there and give you a hug.,…but it probably wouldn’t end there….so better wait until Sunday
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: You can run a tab
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: Store it up and let it out on Sunday. : )
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Kris: count on it!
·       Apr 22 11:37 PM Sassy: 25 hugs, 65.5 kisses…
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: how did you arrive at those numbers?
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: Made them up
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: 15 breast squeezes
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: 4 spankings
·       Apr 22 11:38 PM Sassy: and a partridge in a pear tree!
·       Apr 22 11:39 PM Sassy: Laaaa!
·       Apr 22 11:39 PM Kris: uuuhhh…naughty girl!!!
·       Apr 22 11:40 PM Sassy: You like it
·       Apr 22 11:40 PM Kris: what…spanking?
·       Apr 22 11:41 PM Sassy: naughty girl
·       Apr 22 11:41 PM Kris: of course! but I like that you’re so nice too!
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: The contrast heightens it
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: Shy, demure, polite in public
·       Apr 22 11:42 PM Sassy: wild girl in private!
·       Apr 22 11:43 PM Kris: my kind of girl!
·       Apr 22 11:43 PM Kris: i had a kind of “weird” fantasy about being in you today
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Sassy: oh?
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 22 11:44 PM Sassy: tell!
·       Apr 22 11:45 PM Kris: you know how sex can be in all kinds of sort of “modes”—-like “fast and hot and ravage me”—-or take it slower and be a little more gentle…etc., etc.
·       Apr 22 11:47 PM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 22 11:48 PM Kris: so this fantasy was very “undeveloped”. just sort of a “snap shot” or “image”….without a lot of content or detail….ever have those kinds of “quick images”?
·       Apr 22 11:50 PM Sassy: sure
·       Apr 22 11:53 PM Kris: ok….so i don’t know how to explain this exactly…except when we have kissed in public places….like the first time you kissed me outside the restaurant…and then when you were kissing me in the parking garage….and then when we kissed after we met the last time….I know I’ve tried to describe it….like i was “mesmerized” or “in a trance”…it was passionate and very hot and I was like “weak” or oblivious to everything else around me.
·       Apr 22 11:55 PM Kris: so in my “snap shot” fantasy…..I’m in you and thrusting but it’s not “hot and heavy and fast”….it’s medium speed and I feel this “connection”. and it feels good, but it’s like the same feeling as kissing you…and maybe I’m kissing you at the same time….or I’m looking at you and “mesmerized”… but it’s more “intimate” than “hot and heavy”. I’m fucking you….but it’s more than that……don’t want to freak you out….but that was my fantasy.
·       Apr 22 11:57 PM Kris: that’s it….just a “sense” of “being in and with you”…and feeling very good about it…..on different levels. hope that doesn’t freak you out…..
·       Apr 22 11:58 PM Sassy: Not freaky.  rather sweet. And very hot
·       Apr 22 11:59 PM Sassy: wonder if it i wishful thinking… or a premonition?  : )
·       Apr 23 12:01 AM Kris: hoping it’s a premonition…..but it’s only “one mode”.  there are others I want to be in too…..that are “hot, heavy, fast, hard”…..but that was just a little fantasy I had today. it was nice…hope it IS a premonition….and not just wishful thinking…..I guess I’ll find out soon enough!….LOL
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Sassy: Really nifty that you are thinking these things… and sharing them!
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Sassy: I was thinking a lot about you and oral today
·       Apr 23 12:02 AM Kris: like what?
·       Apr 23 12:03 AM Sassy: I was thinking about different positions
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: Sitting up, propped on pillows
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: Or in a chair
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: or on the edge of the bed
·       Apr 23 12:04 AM Sassy: where I am above you… can see… hold your head
·       Apr 23 12:05 AM Kris: your wish is my command…any way you want it…
·       Apr 23 12:05 AM Sassy: don’t know what is best.  need to experiment.  : )
·       Apr 23 12:06 AM Sassy: I am often lying flat but I think tilted up or sitting up might be better
·       Apr 23 12:08 AM Kris: if you were propped up against pillows….or sitting at the edge of the bed like you say….you could have the benefit of watching me….take my head in your hands…….using me for your pleasure….a little bit of a sense of more control and power for you…..visual stimulation…..what do you think?
·       Apr 23 12:10 AM Sassy: That’s my theory
·       Apr 23 12:10 AM Sassy: More in it with you rather than just being done to
·       Apr 23 12:11 AM Kris: Well….we’re quite the planners” here…aren’t we…LOL
·       Apr 23 12:11 AM Sassy: It’s fun to anticipate… plan… even if it doesn’t exactly happen
·       Apr 23 12:13 AM Kris: i agree…..i think it helps….excites….is fun to talk about…..instead of having to “guess” or talk too much instead of doing…..i think this conversation is fun.  I’ve known women who haven’t wanted to talk about sex at all…….which i don’t get…..but oh well….you’re not one of them!
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Sassy: talking about it, reading about it, writing about it… DOING IT!
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Kris: i’m curious about the “small collection of porn” you have that you like
·       Apr 23 12:14 AM Kris: what is it about it that you like?
·       Apr 23 12:15 AM Sassy: Real looking people… being nice to each other.
·       Apr 23 12:15 AM Sassy: I like to hear what’s going on, not cheesy music
·       Apr 23 12:16 AM Kris: one thing that I wish would be shown more is a woman’s orgasmic contractions as they’re happening….
·       Apr 23 12:17 AM Kris: there are only a few that I’ve seen that I’ve trusted were real….
·       Apr 23 12:17 AM Kris: and the women aren’t necessarily screaming at the top of their lungs….
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Kris: sometimes they’re just doing that “groaning of cumming”……and you know they’re getting off
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: I also like to learn things.
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: I learned a lot about blow jobs and hand jobs
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: different positions
·       Apr 23 12:18 AM Sassy: leaving the lights on
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Kris: i want to see everything!
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: heh
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Kris: leave the lights on!
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: I know… radical
·       Apr 23 12:19 AM Sassy: I go through phases. Sometimes I want romantic.
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: Sometimes I watch very “bad stuff”
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Kris: what’s “bad stuff”?
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: japanese school girls being tied up and fingered…
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: outdoor sex
·       Apr 23 12:20 AM Sassy: dom/sub stuff
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Kris: does dom/sub stuff interest/excite you—something you like to do?
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Sassy: No.  kinda horrified
·       Apr 23 12:21 AM Kris: just like to watch different things?
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Sassy: try to understand it
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Sassy: and it has its moments
·       Apr 23 12:22 AM Kris: moments…meaning?
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: isolated moments of kindess, hotness
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: Maybe you can bring your laptop and I can show you some
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: or I can send one a day or something
·       Apr 23 12:23 AM Sassy: your reaction to different ones can tell me things
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Kris: sure…however you want to do it
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: feel free to say yuck or yum.
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: Helps a lot
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: Never watched with someone
·       Apr 23 12:24 AM Sassy: but shared a lot
·       Apr 23 12:25 AM Kris: never watched porn with someone?
·       Apr 23 12:25 AM Sassy: no
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Sassy: You?
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Kris: yes…with my wife.  but a long time ago…not recently
·       Apr 23 12:26 AM Kris: I’d like to watch some with you
·       Apr 23 12:27 AM Kris: unless you’d rather not…and just do it…LOL
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Sassy: Most of my favorites are short
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Sassy: There are these 10 sec gifs I find launch my mind
·       Apr 23 12:29 AM Kris: “gifs”?
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Sassy: little loops
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Sassy: wife still with you there?
·       Apr 23 12:30 AM Kris: no…she was in bed when I came home….so been alone this whole time
·       Apr 23 12:31 AM Sassy: http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/post/37135662621/this-kills-me-and-i-love-it
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Kris: want me to watch it now?
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Sassy: sure
·       Apr 23 12:32 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Kris: omg. i’m getting a hard on…what a blow job!….does it just keep going?
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Sassy: nope… just a little snippet… kindling.  another?
·       Apr 23 12:34 AM Kris: sure!
·       Apr 23 12:35 AM Sassy: this is one of my all-time faves
·       Apr 23 12:35 AM Sassy: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i6vtbB2Y1r9az6fo1_500.gif
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Kris: omg…want to do that Sunday?
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Sassy: sure. can be tough for you to control…
·       Apr 23 12:36 AM Sassy: and my hands will NOT be on the bed
·       Apr 23 12:37 AM Kris: did you mean “can be tough for me to control?”
·       Apr 23 12:37 AM Sassy: usually makes a man cum super fast
·       Apr 23 12:38 AM Kris: i could…but i have lots of self-control. can just kind of “enjoy but go someplace else in my head” so I can keep going longer…..then when i want to cum i need to mentally “shift gears” and just let it go.
·       Apr 23 12:39 AM Sassy: nice
·       Apr 23 12:39 AM Kris: but there’s a danger in that for me too.  because sometimes it’s not easy to switch back.  but I find a way….by just “letting it go”…..
·       Apr 23 12:40 AM Kris: does that make any sense?
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: Here’s a mild one I find very hot
·       Apr 23 12:41 AM Sassy: http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/post/22858574847
·       Apr 23 12:43 AM Kris: is the guy kneeling or sitting on something?
·       Apr 23 12:43 AM Sassy: I imagine him sitting on a kitchen chair
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: right….there’s variation on the previous one I like….
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: it starts like this….
·       Apr 23 12:44 AM Kris: 69 with me on top….so i’m licking you and my cock is in your mouth…with me on top….
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: after doing that for a while…
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: I’d move to a position like the one in the video….
·       Apr 23 12:45 AM Kris: but instead of licking your breasts….
·       Apr 23 12:46 AM Kris: I’d use my hands on your clit and on your breasts….while you’re sucking on my cock…..but could also alternately lick your nipples
·       Apr 23 12:46 AM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: So you can see how gifs can inspire?
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Kris: yes
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: and they aren’t crap
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Kris: no. they’re real…we can do that…and I want to..
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: sure… probably “fake” but… that’s okay
·       Apr 23 12:47 AM Sassy: sometimes I find the video they’re from
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Kris: i don’t mean what they’re doing is fake…but sometimes people fake orgasms. that part bugs me…
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Sassy: and I’m like… wait… whoa!
·       Apr 23 12:48 AM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Kris: i don’t understand….”sometimes i find the video they’re from…and i’m like….wait….whoa!” what do you mean by that?
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Sassy: they are snagged from a longer video, snippet
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Sassy: fun to see that 10 sec fitting into a longer thing
·       Apr 23 12:49 AM Kris: oh….
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Sassy: has a woman ever sent you porn before?
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Kris: well…right now we just watched some porn together….even though we’re not in the same room!
·       Apr 23 12:50 AM Kris: no.  you’re the first
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Sassy: : )
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Kris: it’s fun….gives us ideas for things to do together….I’ve got a hard on and it’s uncomfortable now.  balls are aching.
·       Apr 23 12:51 AM Sassy: Wish I could help with that
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: LOL…..me too!
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Sassy: But so glad that you “get it” and see what I was talking about
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: sure!
·       Apr 23 12:52 AM Kris: we could watch some more on Sunday if you like…
·       Apr 23 12:53 AM Kris: or maybe we’ll be “too busy”
·       Apr 23 12:54 AM Kris: this is so much fun…but should we get some sleep…i can sleep in…but you have to get up.
·       Apr 23 12:54 AM Sassy: yeah… just having so much fun!
·       Apr 23 12:55 AM Kris: me too…in spite of my aching balls…
·       Apr 23 12:55 AM Sassy: FYI – if you click on the header in those link, it takes you out to the guy’s tumblr
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: You can see all the photos or gifs he has posted
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Kris: ok….
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: the kitchen kiss one comes from my favorite tumblr
·       Apr 23 12:56 AM Sassy: He has quite arty, eclectic tastes
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Kris: what’s a “tumblr”?
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: Usually a series of photos on a particular topic
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: you can google tumblr Edsel and see a bunch of old cars
·       Apr 23 12:57 AM Sassy: of tumblr big boobs or weird wedding photos etc.
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Kris: will your boobs be there?
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Sassy: gosh… I dunno
·       Apr 23 12:58 AM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: But there are millions of them… I think 65 million last count
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: You never heard of tumblr?
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Kris: no….I’ve led a very sheltered and culturally-impoverished life….
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: they got bought out by Yahoo… so folks are worried… they’ve started censoring
·       Apr 23 12:59 AM Sassy: but not as much as was feared
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: It is a major harbor for porn
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: A pal of mine runs a tumblr of “one note tumblrs”
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Sassy: It’s hysterical
·       Apr 23 1:00 AM Kris: one note tumblrs?
·       Apr 23 1:01 AM Sassy: very narrow, one theme tumblrs
·       Apr 23 1:01 AM Kris: what’s the theme…or don’t i dare to ask?
·       Apr 23 1:02 AM Sassy: hang on… trying to find it
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: http://asingleservingofporn.tumblr.com/
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: tuck that away to poke around in later
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: It’s like… women in horse masks
·       Apr 23 1:04 AM Sassy: or best butts
·       Apr 23 1:05 AM Sassy: or “cooking in the buff”
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: so if there is a theme you like, it leads you to another tumblr only about that
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: can be a bit of a rabbit hole
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: Okay… I really should go.
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: just took a quick glance…got it.
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: me too
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Sassy: Thanks for indulging me
·       Apr 23 1:06 AM Kris: Nite sweet Sassy…Mwah!
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Kris: I had fun!
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Sassy: Sleep well.
·       Apr 23 1:07 AM Kris: thanks…you too!
by

Again and again

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

7:29am Phil

Hey girl, enjoy the day

1:19pm Phil

You not talking to me anymore?
[photo of him in a conference room with suit and tie and big smile]
1:20pm Sassy
Ha ha.  You wish?  Sorry… hectic morning – out early for the cleaners and then work has been nutty!  I was thinking of you and your handsome face and heavy heart.  Hope you’re having a terrific Tuesday!

1:26pm Phil

Thankfully it’s been very busy.  I just know the course of my life has been forever changed. Not sure I believe in love anymore. I used to love it, loved the romance and all the associated feelings.  I like that part, this part sucks. I literally feel like I’ve been kicked in the chest. It’s the weirdest feeling. I was asked about something that I really wanted, a cool toy or whatever. I don’t want anything. Nothing. Isn’t that odd.

1:28pm Sassy

Sounds very familiar.  But I still believe the ups are worth the possible downs.

1:31pm Phil

I wouldn’t trade a second. The joys were so worth it. I’d do it again over and over and over if I could. Best feeling in the world but not looking again. I’ll keep the memories, they are all I have

1:32pm Sassy

I keep thinking I am done but life and the universe have a way of laughing at that.

1:35pm Phil

Maybe. I had never been with anyone else besides my wife. Beach Gal was unique, different and fun. Then there was you, also unique, different and fun. I have like zero experience, no hookers or anything like that. Who knows

You were who I went farthest with back then.

Lots of situations that could have developed into much more but I was always a good boy

Until I met a really bad girl at the beach.

Problem with bad girls is they have been bad with lots of people and will be bad again

1:39pm Sassy

Not true of them all.

2:21pm Phil

True, I guess you can’t give up completely. I need a girl that will flash her tits when I’m there not when I’m not, one who loves riding in the jeep with the top down and music blasting, one that can match me shot for shot at the tequila bar, likes to fuck outside, where do you find those

2:21pm Sassy

Good question!

2:22pm Phil

I know where one of those lives

2:23pm Sassy

Trick is… she found you?

3:16pm Phil

She did and I let her slip away

May be in New England in August. Lobster?

3:17pm Sassy

Sounds great.

3:23pm Phil

[photo of him at the office in a dress shirt and tie]
            
3:24pm Sassy
I want to run my fingers through your hair… and kiss that naked upper lip!

3:42pm Phil

I thought you didn’t like it!

3:48pm Sassy

I don’t but if it’s there, I am kissing it!

3:53pm Phil

Probably have the stache back by then anyway

Why can’t I get over this girl? I’m sitting here flipping through photos. Why is this so hard. I know she’s rocking another dude’s world. That should be enough but I’d scoop her up in a second if I could. What’s wrong with me?!   

       
3:59pm Sassy
You are a nice man… with deep feelings.  There is nothing wrong with you.  It is going to take time. You need to make up your mind.  Either leave your wife and call her to ask her if you can stay with her, or decide you are done, close that door.  Stop torturing yourself.  Jump down on one side of the fence.  Quit having it up your butt!

5:49pm Phil

I am a nice man with deep feelings. My problem is I have always taken care of everybody else. I don’t believe she would welcome me. I can stay in what I have, buy my jeep, buy a nice beach house, travel.  But I don’t get to sit at the bar making out with a sexy little wench. I thought I could call and ask if she loved him. Not sure I want the answer to that. In my dream she simply says he’s good to me and when I ask if she loves me, she just says how can such a smart guy be so stupid and I jump in my car and go. In my dream.

5:54pm Phil

Better

[photo of him at a bar toasting the camera
            
6:30pm Phil
Maybe a cigar in my future

7:14pm Sassy
Mom wanted KFC for supper.  Whee.

8:32pm Phil

And there was

9:11pm Phil

Riding the bike

[photo of him all sweaty in an old sweatshirt]
9:26pm Sassy
Just got home.  Sorry I missed your calls – was with Mom.  Adored hearing your voice on the message you sexy beast.

9:31pm Phil

I’d rather work up a sweat doing something else

9:32pm Sassy

I hear that!  And raise you one long BJ…

9:35pm Phil

ooh hell yeah, and I’ll give you sweat dripping on your back

As a hard cock pounds your pussy

And hot cum erupts inside you filling your pussy to over flowing

And then let you lick our cum off it

9:40pm Phil
Lick it clean

[photo of his gorgeous cock about half-mast]
9:40pm Sassy
Oh my… hello Mr. Frisky!  Yum…

9:40pm Phil

Make it shoot again down your throat

9:41pm Phil

A little harder

[photo of his very erect cock from above]
9:41pm Phil
Swallow it babe

9:42pm Sassy

Want that…

9:43pm Phil

Shoots again and again

In your pussy, in your mouth, on your tits, in your ass

Want you to fuck my ass with your toys

Make me cum again and again

9:46pm Sassy

I am happy to do all that.  And more.

9:46pm Phil

Mmmmmmmm

9:47pm Sassy

You can forget everything else for a long while… relax and fuck.

9:48pm Phil

I need that at this point.

9:48pm Sassy

I need your hands on my ass, pulling me onto your shaft.

9:48pm Phil

Like to wake up with my cock raw, my ass a little sore

I’d like that, buried deep

9:49pm Sassy

Nah… we’ll use lots of LUBE!

Makes that wonderful squishing sound…

9:51pm Phil

Oh hell yeah, love to be slippery

[another cock shot looking down from the top]
9:51pm Phil
M Mmmmm yeah

9:52pm Phil

Put it here

[photo of his ass]
         

4/22, 9:54pm Sassy
oooh… hot ass!

I’m gonna get a piece of that!

9:56pm Phil

Mmmmm

9:57pm Phil

Fuck my ass

9:57pm Phil

Shove that toy deep

9:57pm Sassy

Gonna fill you up…

 9:57pm Phil

Mmmmmm

I’m in a mood

Want to be used

Sorry if this is way more than you wanted to see

9:59pm Sassy

Put me in charge… I’ll make you soar

9:59pm Phil

Oh hell yeah

9:59pm Sassy
No way… I adore every inch of your gorgeous body from your toes to you ears

10:00pm Phil

Mmmmm, just do me, all of me

Grind your pussy and ass on my face

10:02pm Sassy

Get you all wet.

10:02pm Phil

Feed me those big beautiful tits. Stick a nipple in my ass

Cover me in those juices

Bury my tongue up your ass

Hope your pussy is dripping

Hope your fingers are sticky

Licking pre cum off my fingers

Love the taste

10:06pm Sassy

You are making things happen over here, mister

10:06pm Phil

Love it

10:06pm Sassy

Cum for me kid

Let your thighs tingle

Revel in the explosion!

10:09pm Phil

Oh yeah  
       
10:10pm Phil
Kneel down.
I’m gonna shoot all over your face

10:11pm Sassy

Give it all to me… don’t hold back…

10:12pm Phil
[photo of the tip of his cock with a big drop of cum]
10:13pm Phil
Damn

Awesome

Hope you at least got a little moist

10:17pm Sassy

Holy moly… you got it going on over there!

Oh yes… some dripping here…
with ragged breathing and my imagination running wild.

10:17pm Phil

Ha ha

Well good

You said cum, I came

10:18pm Sassy

Hope that helps you sleep.

10:18pm Phil

Maybe

by

Again and again

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

7:29am Phil

Hey girl, enjoy the day

1:19pm Phil

You not talking to me anymore?
[photo of him in a conference room with suit and tie and big smile]
1:20pm Sassy
Ha ha.  You wish?  Sorry… hectic morning – out early for the cleaners and then work has been nutty!  I was thinking of you and your handsome face and heavy heart.  Hope you’re having a terrific Tuesday!

1:26pm Phil

Thankfully it’s been very busy.  I just know the course of my life has been forever changed. Not sure I believe in love anymore. I used to love it, loved the romance and all the associated feelings.  I like that part, this part sucks. I literally feel like I’ve been kicked in the chest. It’s the weirdest feeling. I was asked about something that I really wanted, a cool toy or whatever. I don’t want anything. Nothing. Isn’t that odd.

1:28pm Sassy

Sounds very familiar.  But I still believe the ups are worth the possible downs.

1:31pm Phil

I wouldn’t trade a second. The joys were so worth it. I’d do it again over and over and over if I could. Best feeling in the world but not looking again. I’ll keep the memories, they are all I have

1:32pm Sassy

I keep thinking I am done but life and the universe have a way of laughing at that.

1:35pm Phil

Maybe. I had never been with anyone else besides my wife. Beach Gal was unique, different and fun. Then there was you, also unique, different and fun. I have like zero experience, no hookers or anything like that. Who knows

You were who I went farthest with back then.

Lots of situations that could have developed into much more but I was always a good boy

Until I met a really bad girl at the beach.

Problem with bad girls is they have been bad with lots of people and will be bad again

1:39pm Sassy

Not true of them all.

2:21pm Phil

True, I guess you can’t give up completely. I need a girl that will flash her tits when I’m there not when I’m not, one who loves riding in the jeep with the top down and music blasting, one that can match me shot for shot at the tequila bar, likes to fuck outside, where do you find those

2:21pm Sassy

Good question!

2:22pm Phil

I know where one of those lives

2:23pm Sassy

Trick is… she found you?

3:16pm Phil

She did and I let her slip away

May be in New England in August. Lobster?

3:17pm Sassy

Sounds great.

3:23pm Phil

[photo of him at the office in a dress shirt and tie]
            
3:24pm Sassy
I want to run my fingers through your hair… and kiss that naked upper lip!

3:42pm Phil

I thought you didn’t like it!

3:48pm Sassy

I don’t but if it’s there, I am kissing it!

3:53pm Phil

Probably have the stache back by then anyway

Why can’t I get over this girl? I’m sitting here flipping through photos. Why is this so hard. I know she’s rocking another dude’s world. That should be enough but I’d scoop her up in a second if I could. What’s wrong with me?!   

       
3:59pm Sassy
You are a nice man… with deep feelings.  There is nothing wrong with you.  It is going to take time. You need to make up your mind.  Either leave your wife and call her to ask her if you can stay with her, or decide you are done, close that door.  Stop torturing yourself.  Jump down on one side of the fence.  Quit having it up your butt!

5:49pm Phil

I am a nice man with deep feelings. My problem is I have always taken care of everybody else. I don’t believe she would welcome me. I can stay in what I have, buy my jeep, buy a nice beach house, travel.  But I don’t get to sit at the bar making out with a sexy little wench. I thought I could call and ask if she loved him. Not sure I want the answer to that. In my dream she simply says he’s good to me and when I ask if she loves me, she just says how can such a smart guy be so stupid and I jump in my car and go. In my dream.

5:54pm Phil

Better

[photo of him at a bar toasting the camera
            
6:30pm Phil
Maybe a cigar in my future

7:14pm Sassy
Mom wanted KFC for supper.  Whee.

8:32pm Phil

And there was

9:11pm Phil

Riding the bike

[photo of him all sweaty in an old sweatshirt]
9:26pm Sassy
Just got home.  Sorry I missed your calls – was with Mom.  Adored hearing your voice on the message you sexy beast.

9:31pm Phil

I’d rather work up a sweat doing something else

9:32pm Sassy

I hear that!  And raise you one long BJ…

9:35pm Phil

ooh hell yeah, and I’ll give you sweat dripping on your back

As a hard cock pounds your pussy

And hot cum erupts inside you filling your pussy to over flowing

And then let you lick our cum off it

9:40pm Phil
Lick it clean

[photo of his gorgeous cock about half-mast]
9:40pm Sassy
Oh my… hello Mr. Frisky!  Yum…

9:40pm Phil

Make it shoot again down your throat

9:41pm Phil

A little harder

[photo of his very erect cock from above]
9:41pm Phil
Swallow it babe

9:42pm Sassy

Want that…

9:43pm Phil

Shoots again and again

In your pussy, in your mouth, on your tits, in your ass

Want you to fuck my ass with your toys

Make me cum again and again

9:46pm Sassy

I am happy to do all that.  And more.

9:46pm Phil

Mmmmmmmm

9:47pm Sassy

You can forget everything else for a long while… relax and fuck.

9:48pm Phil

I need that at this point.

9:48pm Sassy

I need your hands on my ass, pulling me onto your shaft.

9:48pm Phil

Like to wake up with my cock raw, my ass a little sore

I’d like that, buried deep

9:49pm Sassy

Nah… we’ll use lots of LUBE!

Makes that wonderful squishing sound…

9:51pm Phil

Oh hell yeah, love to be slippery

[another cock shot looking down from the top]
9:51pm Phil
M Mmmmm yeah

9:52pm Phil

Put it here

[photo of his ass]
         

4/22, 9:54pm Sassy
oooh… hot ass!

I’m gonna get a piece of that!

9:56pm Phil

Mmmmm

9:57pm Phil

Fuck my ass

9:57pm Phil

Shove that toy deep

9:57pm Sassy

Gonna fill you up…

 9:57pm Phil

Mmmmmm

I’m in a mood

Want to be used

Sorry if this is way more than you wanted to see

9:59pm Sassy

Put me in charge… I’ll make you soar

9:59pm Phil

Oh hell yeah

9:59pm Sassy
No way… I adore every inch of your gorgeous body from your toes to you ears

10:00pm Phil

Mmmmm, just do me, all of me

Grind your pussy and ass on my face

10:02pm Sassy

Get you all wet.

10:02pm Phil

Feed me those big beautiful tits. Stick a nipple in my ass

Cover me in those juices

Bury my tongue up your ass

Hope your pussy is dripping

Hope your fingers are sticky

Licking pre cum off my fingers

Love the taste

10:06pm Sassy

You are making things happen over here, mister

10:06pm Phil

Love it

10:06pm Sassy

Cum for me kid

Let your thighs tingle

Revel in the explosion!

10:09pm Phil

Oh yeah  
       
10:10pm Phil
Kneel down.
I’m gonna shoot all over your face

10:11pm Sassy

Give it all to me… don’t hold back…

10:12pm Phil
[photo of the tip of his cock with a big drop of cum]
10:13pm Phil
Damn

Awesome

Hope you at least got a little moist

10:17pm Sassy

Holy moly… you got it going on over there!

Oh yes… some dripping here…
with ragged breathing and my imagination running wild.

10:17pm Phil

Ha ha

Well good

You said cum, I came

10:18pm Sassy

Hope that helps you sleep.

10:18pm Phil

Maybe

by

Marathon Monday

Monday, April 21, 2014  Marathon Day 
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 1:15 AM
Subject: re: Positions
Hi Sassy,
I want to have you today for either “lunch” or “dinner.”  I want to eat your pussy in your car either during your lunch hour–or after work.  I think browsing through that website you sent me will be fun.  Could we start here?  I wanted to lick your clit and other things when we had sex the first time–but needed the test results.  Now that I “feel free”–I want to go down on you really badly.
Here’s what I’m wanting to do.  You can tell me which techniques sound most exciting—and I’ll be eager to do any or all of them:
Cunnilingus – Advanced Tips
Take a few minutes to read Cunnilingus Basics and then come back here to fine-tune your approach with some special earth-moving, hip-shaking, mind-blowing techniques that will have her panting your name and praising your game! Try all of these in one session and she might not come back down from the heavens until the morning:
The Lick
Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.
Labial Hold
While holding the two parts together with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time.
Tongue Intercourse
The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.
The Flick
Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain.
The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.
The Clitoris Suck
Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.
The Clitoris Hold
Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.
The Tongue Tube
Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can’t learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman’s vagina around a man’s penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.
ABC’s
Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!
Other Tips
A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform.
You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation.
Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.
Try some – or why not all – of the above techniques and neither of you will regret it. Techniques like this are sure to help her achieve that (sometimes) elusive orgasm.
So if you give me a time for “lunch” (1 hour?)–or for “dinner” (1-2 hours?)—I don’t want food this time.  I want your pussy.  I will also want to put my fingers in you–in both your pussy and your ass if you want me to.  In your ass it would help to have some lubricant.  In your pussy—you don’t need any.  You’ll be plenty wet—I already know that from experience.
So what do you say?  It’s what I really want to do right now—don’t even care if you don’t “do me” in any way.  Though not ruling it out.  Not sure how we’ll “fit in the car”—but willing to try if you are.
Let me know,
Kris
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Kris: Sassy–Surprise #2…Read email…I WANT YOU…TODAY! How’s THAT for a “Good Morning” greeting?!? 1:23 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 9:13 AM
Subject: Fw: Positions
And by “today” I mean TODAY—MONDAY, APRIL 21st—-not “today” as in “asap”—-although I realize today might not work…but can’t fault a guy for trying…and hopefully makes you feel good to know how badly you’re wanted…
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Kris: read forward of email to b clear about meaning of “today”……means TODAY! Hungry/Frisky Kris 9:17 AM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 21, 2014 10:39 AM 
Re: Positions
Good morning!  My my my!  You are quite frisky this morning.  It is so heady to be wanted!  
I have been puzzling over how to make it work today… I can see you but I don’t know about your plan.  I am getting bogged down in logistics.  Help!  I don’t have my car at work.  Hubby drops me off.  I could come out at lunch time but can’t see how to do much in your car.  
Tonight could work but my place is a total wreck.  It gets a complete cleaning tomorrow (someone gave me maid service as a chemo present!) so after today it could work.  
I’m so sorry!  It stinks that you have free time and I don’t.  I read those paragraphs about ways you can make me soar… yum… am imagining you touching me… tasting me… soooo fantastic!  Did you know all those tips before? 
So do we want to focus on Sunday?  Or make a plan for tomorrow?  
-S
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Kris: marathon wheelchair winner just crossed finish line….10th time winning….white guy from S. Africa 10:40 AM
Me: Ernst! thanks for the update! I so wish I could be watching! 10:49 AM
Kris: Go Shalane Flannagan!!! An American woman!!!!! 10:49 AM
Me: Sent email. Need help figuring out a plan 10:51 AM
Kris: k…i’ll read 10:52 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 11:08 AM
Subject: Re: Positions
Hi Sassy,
Understood…and you’re right….won’t work in my car at all.  Little concerned even about your car.  Eager as I am—why don’t we focus on Sunday.  I know money is tight for you—but it is really tight for me too right now.  I think if I used Hotwire.com I could get a decent room for about $75 max…which would mean about $38 each.  If you can’t do even that—-I’ll just do it and worry about what happens later.  I’VE GOT TO HAVE YOU.
To answer your question about knowing all those oral techniques—not in that much specific detail.  I’m not a stranger to doing it—-but my problem is (and where your going to be SO MUCH FUN) is that being with only one person for so long means I’ve tended to get “stuck in a rut.”  Plus–what feels good to YOU may be unique to you.  But I’m going to “do my homework” and read the “instruction manual” (LOL) over and over.  
I just had a hilarious image pop in my head.  I’m staring at your open vagina–as you lay there in eager anticipation waiting for me to get started.  I’ve got a print out of the oral sex techniques in one hand–and I’m reading it as I’m looking at your open vagina.  I say out loud, “Ok–where’s this ‘clitoris’ thingy they’re talking about?  Help me out here Sassy.”  Nice as you are—you jump up startled and say very annoyed:  “Oh my God–are you fucking KIDDING me?  Good thing I’ve kept flirting with those other guys on AM–I seriously don’t think this is going to work out.  Sorry Mr. Mitty!”
TEASING!!!!!!!!!!…don’t know how good it’s going to really be…but know for sure it’s not going to be THAT bad!  Don’t pretend to “know it all” by a long shot—-and think experimenting and learning with you will be fun!  Hope you feel the same.
Wanting you–but willing to wait ’till Sunday,
Frisky Kris
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Kris: Replied to your email…you’ll get a chuckle…grin/smile/lol 11:14 AM
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From: Sassy 
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 21, 2014 1:12 PM
Re: Positions
Thanks for understanding!  I want you right here right now, but I also want it to be fantastic!  
Check out www.lq.com for the LaQuinta hotels.  There’s one in Andover, MA and one in Salem, NH that look nice and inexpensive.  If you let me know which one looks good, I will book it and pay.  I have a AAA card and member points that get me discounts. 
Do you have time to chat tonight?  Hoping to learn more! 
 -S
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Me: How’s your day going? Hope it’s warm and fun! Wrote back in email. 1:21 PM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 2:42 PM
Subject: Re: Positions
Hi Sassy!
You are so great!  Ok…I’ll check out LaQuinta….but still will split it in half.
I’ll MAKE time to chat tonight…and try not to make it too late since you have to work tomorrow.  I do too—but can sleep in a little.
Today I was working on the lawn—-picking up thatch (dead weeds debris and/or grass matted down in lawn)  in bagger on tractor that I “dethatched” the other day.  Lots of dirt flying around–and because it was sunny and warm I didn’t have a shirt on.  So now I just came in covered in dirt and look like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown.  Jumping in shower—driving to pick up son at 4:00—back to dealer at 5:30 to pick up bike.  Dropping it off at storage shed—-bringing son home by 7:30—-home by 8:30-9:00.  Will skip working out to chat with you—otherwise it will be too late.
Watcha wanna learn more about?  Logistics of booking hotel room–or “other things” .
😀 …Frisky… 😀
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Kris: Good!….On tractor working on lawn….no shirt on so sunny and warm! Sent email but last email till chat tonite…have to leave laptop home for wife to job search. feel free to reply to email though….email account very carefully hidden….clear browsing history after EVERY use…so no chance of opening to Yahoo by her…..just have to cook up lie about being gone now for hours to get son and bike…..chat later!!! 2:53 PM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: April 21, 2014 4:02 PM 
Re: Positions
Hiya Kris! 
Hope all goes well with your son and the bike. 
Exchanging cash seems odd to me… I’ll do this one and you do the next time?  Just let me know which place looks better to you. 
The scene of you half-naked on a tractor in the sun is quite something!  
Talk later!  
-S
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Kris: son following me on harley…Whoohoooo!!”…..only riding YOU will b more fun!!! 6:29 PM
Me: Hooray! You rascal! 7:22 PM
Kris: my cheerleader/playmate/partner-in-crime!!!….thanks!…just dropped son off…chat around 9:30? 8:27 PM
Me: Sound fantastic! 8:44 PM
Kris: 🙂 8:47 PM
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·       Apr 21 9:49 PM Kris: Hi…sorry I’m on late again…got here as soon as I could
·       Apr 21 9:50 PM Sassy: no worries
·       Apr 21 9:50 PM Kris:  : )
·       Apr 21 9:51 PM Sassy: So your son rode the bike back for you?
·       Apr 21 9:52 PM Kris: yes…he rode it from the dealer to the storage shed…not that far…but he rides all the time and I’m “learning again”…..
·       Apr 21 9:52 PM Sassy: Cool.  Does he thinks it’s a hot ride?
·       Apr 21 9:53 PM Kris: was just reading your email…thank you for being willing to help. I know you have to watch money too.  you’re sweet
·       Apr 21 9:53 PM Kris: to answer question…yes he thinks the bike is great
·       Apr 21 9:54 PM Kris: but he’s like a “mother hen”…worried it’s too big for me and that I’m going to kill myself
·       Apr 21 9:57 PM Sassy: What do you think?
·       Apr 21 9:58 PM Kris: I think your suggestion is fine…and I appreciate it…if you can do it this time that’s fine…and I’ll do it next time….if that “feels better” to you. that’s fine.. haven’t had a chance to shop for specific place…be happy to if you like. do you want me to….then let you know?
·       Apr 21 9:58 PM Kris: or did you mean about killing myself on the bike?
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Sassy: the latter.
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Kris: I’ll be fine once I get used to it. no problem. he worries too much.
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Kris: he was arguing with me when I dropped him off
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Sassy: Gosh… wonder where he inherited that from?
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Kris: what…..arguing?
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Sassy: worrying : )
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Kris: not from me!!!!
·       Apr 21 10:01 PM Sassy: I think the open question right now is Andover MA or Salem NH?
·       Apr 21 10:01 PM Sassy: I wonder if I can get early check-in
·       Apr 21 10:02 PM Kris: do you want me to check Hotwire.com for some deals…or do you just want to go with LaQuinta?
·       Apr 21 10:02 PM Sassy: They’re either $71 or 80… what were you seeing on Hotwired?
·       Apr 21 10:03 PM Kris: last time I checked about $60 plus tax = $75 total—-are those prices with tax—taxes are significant on hotel tabs
·       Apr 21 10:04 PM Sassy: Salem NH is $56 plus tax
·       Apr 21 10:05 PM Kris: I can check…but that’s likely as good as you’ll get for a half-way decent place. sure you don’t want me to just give you half cash…or I take care of it next time?
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Sassy: Next time is fine.
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Kris: k….thank you so much
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Sassy: What time should I ask for? Check in is usually 3 PM
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Kris: r we going to bring food instead of eating out?
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Sassy: If that works for you?
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Kris: I’m fine with that. I’ll do that….just give me a list of what you want.
·       Apr 21 10:10 PM Kris: so I can be there by 12:00. I don’t know how early they’d let us in…
·       Apr 21 10:11 PM Sassy: I’d guess 1 PM but all depends on who checks out, how many maids etc.
·       Apr 21 10:11 PM Sassy: They have an option to text me when the room is ready
·       Apr 21 10:12 PM Kris: at LaQuinta?
·       Apr 21 10:12 PM Sassy: Yup
·       Apr 21 10:14 PM Kris: k….if room wasn’t ready, and wanted to meet a little earlier, we could meet a little before and “hang out” together someplace before getting room. maybe just go get some drinks and something small someplace….just an idea.
·       Apr 21 10:14 PM Sassy: Good thought!
·       Apr 21 10:15 PM Sassy: Okay… so I am reserving in Salem NH for Sunday… have to cancel by 6 PM if something comes up
·       Apr 21 10:15 PM Kris: cancel by 6 PM when?
·       Apr 21 10:17 PM Sassy: Sunday
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: ok. can’t think of any reason on my end…you?
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: Nope. But never know.
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: right
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: have to think up some excuse now
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: Looks easy to find, right off 93
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: So I’ll book it?
·       Apr 21 10:19 PM Kris: yes. unless you want me to double-check hotwire first. I’ve been trying to get on there but browser is giving me a hard time
·       Apr 21 10:21 PM Kris: is this connection slow tonite?
·       Apr 21 10:24 PM Sassy: Sorry… I was working on the reservation.
·       Apr 21 10:25 PM Sassy: Can’t hurt to check hotwired if you can… or tell me what to look for?
·       Apr 21 10:26 PM Kris: try this….go to: www.hotwire.com and just put in the info….approximate place…dates etc. and you’ll get a list. they don’t tell you the exact hotel…but show you what it’s comparable to….other hotels like it.
·       Apr 21 10:26 PM Kris: the rates are cheaper because they’re filling empty rooms at discounted prices in decent hotels
·       Apr 21 10:27 PM Kris: you know the city the hotel is in but not the exact hotel until after you book it
·       Apr 21 10:27 PM Kris: so there’s a “little gamble” in it…but I’ve never been disappointed…always decent places
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Kris: since my browser is giving me a hard time…do you want to try it now?
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Sassy: Just did it. Nothing lower than La Quinta
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Kris: figured
·       Apr 21 10:29 PM Kris: the LaQuinta price is a good one
·       Apr 21 10:30 PM Kris: so you like the image of me half naked on a tractor…after I texted you that I thought I might get a comment….getting to know how you think…you naughty girl
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Sassy: Will you be coming down Rte 93 from the North?
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Sassy: Ok. Sending email with details and directions
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: April 21, 2014 10:36 PM 
Subject: Details
La Quinta Inn & Suites
Salem 
8 Keewaydin Dr
Salem, NH 03079
1-603-893-4722 
From the North: 93 South to Exit 2, make a left onto Pelham and a left onto Keewaydin Drive.    
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·       Apr 21 10:37 PM Kris: ok…or just a physical address is fine too…since I have a gps in my car
·       Apr 21 10:37 PM Kris: or for that matter…my gps would find the hotel for me…with just the city name….it’s in Salem, NH?
·       Apr 21 10:38 PM Sassy: Yes. Pretty close to you?
·       Apr 21 10:38 PM Kris: very.closer to me than to you….you’re meeting me more than half way. thank you!
·       Apr 21 10:39 PM Sassy: Google maps says its less than 40 min for me
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Sassy: Can jut buzz up 93 and jump on you.  : )
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Kris: that’s about right. and only about 25-30 min for me
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 10:42 PM Sassy: Are you nervous?
·       Apr 21 10:42 PM Kris: no…you?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Not much.
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: a little?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Much less than usual.
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: how come?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Dunno
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: We’re going to have FUN!
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: right…but what normally makes you nervous?
·       Apr 21 10:44 PM Sassy: The What-ifs.  But we’ve already crossed most of those off
·       Apr 21 10:44 PM Kris: name some what ifs
·       Apr 21 10:46 PM Sassy: that’s no fun
·       Apr 21 10:46 PM Kris: no….but it helps me know you better…want some of my what ifs
·       Apr 21 10:47 PM Kris: or another way of putting it is…what are some “non-negotiable deal-breakers” that have to be in place for an affair to work for some time?
·        Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: what’s the “bottom line” that needs to be in place?
·       Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: how the sex is…for example…is one
·       Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: are you nervous a little about that?
·       Apr 21 10:49 PM Sassy: just a bit… enough to keep me paying attention.
·       Apr 21 10:49 PM Kris: are you nervous about me being able to please you…you being able to please me…or both?
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Sassy: nothing specific
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Kris: just that there will be a number of “firsts”…and so we don’t know exactly “how it will go”?
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Sassy: just don’t want to add way #19 a meet can go south
·       Apr 21 10:51 PM Sassy: But you seem very different to me
·       Apr 21 10:51 PM Sassy: #1 thing for your list… CONDOMS!
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: couple of questions
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: I’m assuming #19 is a figure of speech….that you’re not actually counting!
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Sassy: correct
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: second question…
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Kris: how am I “very different”?
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Sassy: Most men want to have sex on the first meet
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Sassy: If not, then a 2nd meet very quickly
·       Apr 21 10:54 PM Sassy: No one has given me flowers
·       Apr 21 10:54 PM Kris: so am I disappointing the “normal”…or is there something you like about whatever I’ve been “expecting”
·       Apr 21 10:55 PM Sassy: No one has made me forget all the rules and smooch in public!
·       Apr 21 10:55 PM Sassy: I really really like your style
·       Apr 21 10:56 PM Sassy: Much better than the pump and dump guys
·       Apr 21 10:56 PM Sassy: Makes me much more interested in pleasing you
·       Apr 21 10:58 PM Kris: I wish I could say it’s something I’ve worked at or something…but, honestly, I think it’s just that I’m not really used to the whole casual world of “wham, bam, thank you ma’am” just doesn’t do it for me…I don’t want to scare you…we talked about this a little before.  I kid by saying things like “I dont want to marry you”…and I want sex to be a little “wild and casual and do things differently and not take too long, etc., etc.”…but part of me wants to get inside more than your body…..to know you as a person…without freaking you out or getting “too heavy”….its’ just the way I’m “wired”
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Sassy: that all sounds good
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Kris: ok…don’t want to freak you out…
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Sassy: my brain is my best feature! After my boobs probably…
·       Apr 21 11:01 PM Kris: I like the way you’re really into erotica and learning all different things about sex and how you sent me that website…for ideas. it’s fun (and informative)…
·       Apr 21 11:02 PM Kris: it’s not your brains. it’s your character. you’re a genuinely kind and considerate person and fun and accommodating and wanting to please….it all makes you attractive…and sexy!
·       Apr 21 11:03 PM Sassy: You are very perceptive.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:03 PM Kris: and for whatever reason…you seem to want me. sexually…at least willing to “take me for a full test drive” (or two)…kick the tires and see how the old rusty car drives…LOL
·       Apr 21 11:04 PM Sassy: Hee hee
·       Apr 21 11:05 PM Kris: I feel like puffing out my chest for so cleverly adding that metaphor from the song. lol
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Sassy: Very well done!
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Sassy: Catchy tune
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Kris: it is!
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: I could send you a dozen of his songs.
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: each one hits me in a different spot
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Kris: you really like him?
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: The combo of incredible guitar work and spot-on lyrics gets me
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: and a great variety
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: He has everything from Blue Jean Blues… about washing his new jeans in hot water with all his other clothes
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: to the super-intense song about people called “Damaged Goods”
·       Apr 21 11:10 PM Kris: I now have more gadgets for music then I know how to use…but need to get up to speed using them…new Nano Ipod, bluetooth to stream it through on bike, etc., etc.
·       Apr 21 11:10 PM Sassy: Or East Ashville Hardware about how Lowes and Home Depot are killing the local hardware stores
·       Apr 21 11:11 PM Kris: give me a list of songs you like and I’ll have to learn (finally!) how to actually put them on the IPod I just bought recently…and don’t even know how to use yet…never had one before.
·       Apr 21 11:12 PM Kris: or if he has albums with a lot of songs you like…downloading a whole album is cheaper than ‘tune by tune” (which is 99 cents/ song from iTunes)…..do you have an Ipod?
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Kris: or do you store music on your phone?
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Sassy: No iPod. no music on the phone
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Sassy: There are good albums. So fun that you will listen!
·       Apr 21 11:15 PM Sassy: Should I bring my toys or save them for next time?
·       Apr 21 11:15 PM Kris: Of course! actually this is part of my new “phase that I’m going through” – – my latest “mid-life crisis” (of which both you and my bike are part—you, of course, being a MUCH “bigger deal”).
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Kris: bring them.  we can decide “in the moment” whether you feel like trying them or not. I have a few little “fantasies” about how to use them, depending on what they are and how they work
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Sassy: I can confirm you are alive, still sexy and fun.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Sassy: May just look them over…then can think of ideas for next time. No pressure. I have no clue.  They make me giggle. I need to get over that
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: LOL…why?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: I dunno
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: is one just a vibrator?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: There are five
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: all vibrators?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: I think so
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Kris: have you ever used a vibrator on your clit?
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Sassy: no.  total toy using virgin
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Kris: i’d like to use one on it
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Sassy: these are sort of goofy… not like the serious ones like the wand or the lelo
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Kris: I guess I’d have to see them to understand how they’re “goofy”
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Sassy: We can do that.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Sassy: Does your wife have some?
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Kris: no….she’d probably be open to trying them if I got some…but just never did
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Sassy: All the woman in chat treated me like a freak because I didn’t own any
·       Apr 21 11:21 PM Kris: most women enjoy using them to masturbate with. the rabbit is especially fun because you get both penetration and intense stimulation of the clit at the same time…so I’ve been told (a female client told me that in a session once—had to remain “calm and professional” about it all)…
·       Apr 21 11:22 PM Sassy: Oh yes… I’ve read a lot about that one. And seen lots of videos of the wand
·       Apr 21 11:22 PM Kris: don’t know what the “wand” is
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Sassy: Google HitachI Wand
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Kris: right
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Sassy: images probably the best
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Kris: will later
·       Apr 21 11:24 PM Sassy: It’s a long stick with a bulb on the end
·       Apr 21 11:24 PM Sassy: a “massager”
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: vibrates…stimulates inside?
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: outside
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: clit?
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: question about sex language
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: oh yes…
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Kris: do you like “dirty words” or “anatomically-correct” words…or doesn’t matter?
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Sassy: like what?
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Kris: pussy versus vagina, cock versus penis, breast versus tits or boobs, etc..
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: cock I like… you?
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: pussy… vagina… I could write an essay on all that.
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: I don’t like any of the words but have gotten used to them
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: any of the breast words are fine.
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Kris: don’t like any of which words?
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: the synonyms for my tunnel of love.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: clit is good
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Kris: what about vagina…don’t like that word?
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: not really
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Kris: “c” word is kind of nasty I think…you?
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Sassy: cunt can be hot at the right times
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Sassy: go on… type it
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Kris: ok…cunt…I guess you’re right. depends on mood and frame of mind.
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: A pal told me if you use “a” it’s bad, but “my” can work
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: that… not “a slut” but “my slut”
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: that one is still tough for me
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: but again… context
·       Apr 21 11:31 PM Kris: I don’t like “too much acting” though…including “over doing dirty talk” to try and “work things up”
·       Apr 21 11:31 PM Sassy: makes sense. Any words you dislike?
·       Apr 21 11:32 PM Sassy: dick?
·       Apr 21 11:32 PM Kris: it’s weird for me. I’m not used to using too much dirty talk. but am not offended by it either…it’s weird…for example….
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Kris: I will say something that sounds completely ridiculous sometimes when I want to have sex with my wife…I do it on purpose.
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Sassy: this is where the different sides of my personality diverge
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Sassy: the demure lady can not deal with dirty talk or vulgarity at all
·       Apr 21 11:34 PM Sassy: Sassy has gotten into it in an erotic way
·       Apr 21 11:34 PM Sassy: If you happen to entice out the wild girl… she is a complete potty mouth
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Sassy: Maybe I can get your super stud to use some choice word
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Kris: ok. that’s good to know. if you’re excited and it’s real and you like talking that way then it’s fine. but I think things like most pornography is total fake bull shit.everyone’s just acting for the camera…but if it’s real….then I don’t care if you sound like that comedian (George Carlin?—forget his name)—-as long as it’s real…and not fake.
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Kris: what choice word would you like to hear?
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: Maybe I should send you my favorite porn.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: Hmmm… fuck can be used to great advantage
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Kris: what…the word “fuck”?
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Sassy: just using different words signals… this is a special thing going on
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Kris: using that with you feels somehow “natural” to me…but normally it’s not really part of my “everyday vocab”….
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Sassy: RIght
·       Apr 21 11:39 PM Kris: I understand what you’re saying…..what’s important to me is that whatever is happening is genuinely exciting, hot, getting you toward getting off, and getting off…
·       Apr 21 11:39 PM Sassy: Sounds perfect
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Kris: if it means using fuck, suck, cock, pussy, tit, fuck me Kris, whatever…great! I just don’t “generally” talk that way…make sense?
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 21 11:41 PM Sassy: Did I answer that question?
·       Apr 21 11:42 PM Sassy: I think the short answer is slang, not medical terms
·       Apr 21 11:44 PM Kris: yes…you did. sometimes I use medical terms to sound intentionally ridiculous. I won’t say this to you (I PROMISE)…but I’ll say to my wife: “I think I should put my penis in your vagina.” It’s ridiculous—-so I use it just to “lighten the moment” but I promise I will never say that to you because it IS ridiculous. LOL
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Sassy: If you do, I may answer “Yes please and go boom boom boom!”
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Kris: LOL……………REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Sassy: Gotta keep the sillyness level equal.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Sassy: Did you hear about the four people who carried a fifth across the finish line at the Marathon today?
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: You’re doing a great job. I hope I can keep up (in more ways than one)!
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: No
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: omg…I just got it….duh!
·       Apr 21 11:47 PM Sassy: Got what?
·       Apr 21 11:47 PM Kris: I thought it was a joke…ok….ignore the idiot and explain it….
·       Apr 21 11:49 PM Sassy: Just that… a guy collapsed about 100 ft from the finish… just could not go on. So four people stopped, hauled him up by his arms and leg and carried him over
·       Apr 21 11:49 PM Kris: wow…no…didn’t hear about it…..pretty cool…
·       Apr 21 11:50 PM Kris: quick housekeeping note here about chatting….
·       Apr 21 11:51 PM Kris: if you can give me 5 or 10 minutes notice before you want to end it feels like a “softer landing”…since it’s so hard to pull myself away from you (a little humor–but mostly true)
·       Apr 21 11:52 PM Sassy: Okay
·       Apr 21 11:52 PM Kris: are we close…I know you have work tomorrow
·       Apr 21 11:54 PM Sassy: Probably should be. but I don’t want to go!
·       Apr 21 11:55 PM Kris: that’s nice…that you don’t want to…tell me when you turn into a pumpkin…5 minutes?…10?
·       Apr 21 11:57 PM Sassy: Anything else you’ve been puzzling about?
·       Apr 21 11:58 PM Kris: been thinking about the website you sent….and how we keep asking each other what we want to do…..maybe we should hire a third party to make up our minds for us…..what do YOU want to do/try/experiment with/do the same that you just enjoy?
·       Apr 22 12:00 AM Kris: do you like receiving oral?….there’s a simple question (for a change)
·       Apr 22 12:00 AM Sassy: adore it
·       Apr 22 12:01 AM Kris: for foreplay mainly? or to orgasm….or both at different times?
·       Apr 22 12:01 AM Sassy: can be either
·       Apr 22 12:02 AM Kris: do you know how you like it (like some of the techniques in my email from the website)?
·       Apr 22 12:02 AM Sassy: have had some intense oral with fingers O’s
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Kris: fingers in pussy at same time as oral?
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Sassy: key word is probably slow
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Kris: slow where…clit?
·       Apr 22 12:04 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Kris: ok. when we’re having sex I want you to just tell me what feels good. like you just did.”go slower” works…..so I don’t have to waste too much time “guessing” what you like…would that be ok?
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Sassy: yes. perfect
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 22 12:07 AM Sassy: It will be a duet. harmony
·       Apr 22 12:07 AM Kris: Right…I’ll tell you too
·       Apr 22 12:08 AM Sassy: Mmmmm….
·       Apr 22 12:09 AM Kris: My first wife was a great sex teacher for me. and she was only 15 at the time, but knew how to have sex better than almost any other women. I remember her telling me the first time I went down on her…very clearly…”do it fast and light with your tongue”…and she would get off that way every time…..
·       Apr 22 12:09 AM Kris: for someone else…some other woman…it would be “fast and hard”. different people like things different ways.
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Sassy: Same with men
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Kris: right. what was “Mmmmmm” above?
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Sassy: you… me… together
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Kris: like your famous “humming”…..yum?
·       Apr 22 12:11 AM Sassy: yes… my brain wanders off and my body reacts and mmmm
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Kris: this is why I’m only a “little” nervous. I’m thinking if we can talk we can fix things if they’re not working. may take a little “adjusting” but will be “adjustable”…does that make sense?
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Sassy: very much
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Kris: I hope you feel the same way
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Sassy: absolutely!
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Sassy: though if you really get me going… I cannot talk
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Sassy: brain fries
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Kris: I think I’ll “get it” when that’s happening. won’t need to talk then…just keep going…
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Sassy: mmm… yes
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Kris: if something’s not broke… no need to fix it. as they say.
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Sassy: I should go soon. Forgot the cleaners are coming at 8 AM . Oops
·       Apr 22 12:15 AM Sassy: Busy day for you tomorrow?
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM
Kris: lee than usual this week but should do paperwork…but will probably practice riding bike (gotta keep priorities straight).
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Kris: ok…I’ll let you go…maybe chat tomorrow?
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Sassy: oh yeah
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Sassy: I have work, then dinner with Mom
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Kris: not sure if that was an answer to chatting……or just something you added….about work then dinner with mom….
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Sassy: definitely want to chat
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Kris: ok. I thought maybe I should see how badly I’d go into “Sassy chat withdrawal” if I didn’t get my fix for one night. whatever happened to “not getting addicted?”
·       Apr 22 12:19 AM Kris: TEASING. I LOVE CHATTING WITH YOU!
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Kris: ok. time to say good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite.
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams
·       Apr 22 12:21 AM Kris: You too….Mwah!

by

Marathon Monday

Monday, April 21, 2014  Marathon Day 
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 1:15 AM
Subject: re: Positions
Hi Sassy,
I want to have you today for either “lunch” or “dinner.”  I want to eat your pussy in your car either during your lunch hour–or after work.  I think browsing through that website you sent me will be fun.  Could we start here?  I wanted to lick your clit and other things when we had sex the first time–but needed the test results.  Now that I “feel free”–I want to go down on you really badly.
Here’s what I’m wanting to do.  You can tell me which techniques sound most exciting—and I’ll be eager to do any or all of them:
Cunnilingus – Advanced Tips
Take a few minutes to read Cunnilingus Basics and then come back here to fine-tune your approach with some special earth-moving, hip-shaking, mind-blowing techniques that will have her panting your name and praising your game! Try all of these in one session and she might not come back down from the heavens until the morning:
The Lick
Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.
Labial Hold
While holding the two parts together with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time.
Tongue Intercourse
The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.
The Flick
Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain.
The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.
The Clitoris Suck
Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.
The Clitoris Hold
Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.
The Tongue Tube
Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can’t learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman’s vagina around a man’s penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.
ABC’s
Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!
Other Tips
A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform.
You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation.
Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.
Try some – or why not all – of the above techniques and neither of you will regret it. Techniques like this are sure to help her achieve that (sometimes) elusive orgasm.
So if you give me a time for “lunch” (1 hour?)–or for “dinner” (1-2 hours?)—I don’t want food this time.  I want your pussy.  I will also want to put my fingers in you–in both your pussy and your ass if you want me to.  In your ass it would help to have some lubricant.  In your pussy—you don’t need any.  You’ll be plenty wet—I already know that from experience.
So what do you say?  It’s what I really want to do right now—don’t even care if you don’t “do me” in any way.  Though not ruling it out.  Not sure how we’ll “fit in the car”—but willing to try if you are.
Let me know,
Kris
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Kris: Sassy–Surprise #2…Read email…I WANT YOU…TODAY! How’s THAT for a “Good Morning” greeting?!? 1:23 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 9:13 AM
Subject: Fw: Positions
And by “today” I mean TODAY—MONDAY, APRIL 21st—-not “today” as in “asap”—-although I realize today might not work…but can’t fault a guy for trying…and hopefully makes you feel good to know how badly you’re wanted…
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Kris: read forward of email to b clear about meaning of “today”……means TODAY! Hungry/Frisky Kris 9:17 AM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 21, 2014 10:39 AM 
Re: Positions
Good morning!  My my my!  You are quite frisky this morning.  It is so heady to be wanted!  
I have been puzzling over how to make it work today… I can see you but I don’t know about your plan.  I am getting bogged down in logistics.  Help!  I don’t have my car at work.  Hubby drops me off.  I could come out at lunch time but can’t see how to do much in your car.  
Tonight could work but my place is a total wreck.  It gets a complete cleaning tomorrow (someone gave me maid service as a chemo present!) so after today it could work.  
I’m so sorry!  It stinks that you have free time and I don’t.  I read those paragraphs about ways you can make me soar… yum… am imagining you touching me… tasting me… soooo fantastic!  Did you know all those tips before? 
So do we want to focus on Sunday?  Or make a plan for tomorrow?  
-S
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Kris: marathon wheelchair winner just crossed finish line….10th time winning….white guy from S. Africa 10:40 AM
Me: Ernst! thanks for the update! I so wish I could be watching! 10:49 AM
Kris: Go Shalane Flannagan!!! An American woman!!!!! 10:49 AM
Me: Sent email. Need help figuring out a plan 10:51 AM
Kris: k…i’ll read 10:52 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 11:08 AM
Subject: Re: Positions
Hi Sassy,
Understood…and you’re right….won’t work in my car at all.  Little concerned even about your car.  Eager as I am—why don’t we focus on Sunday.  I know money is tight for you—but it is really tight for me too right now.  I think if I used Hotwire.com I could get a decent room for about $75 max…which would mean about $38 each.  If you can’t do even that—-I’ll just do it and worry about what happens later.  I’VE GOT TO HAVE YOU.
To answer your question about knowing all those oral techniques—not in that much specific detail.  I’m not a stranger to doing it—-but my problem is (and where your going to be SO MUCH FUN) is that being with only one person for so long means I’ve tended to get “stuck in a rut.”  Plus–what feels good to YOU may be unique to you.  But I’m going to “do my homework” and read the “instruction manual” (LOL) over and over.  
I just had a hilarious image pop in my head.  I’m staring at your open vagina–as you lay there in eager anticipation waiting for me to get started.  I’ve got a print out of the oral sex techniques in one hand–and I’m reading it as I’m looking at your open vagina.  I say out loud, “Ok–where’s this ‘clitoris’ thingy they’re talking about?  Help me out here Sassy.”  Nice as you are—you jump up startled and say very annoyed:  “Oh my God–are you fucking KIDDING me?  Good thing I’ve kept flirting with those other guys on AM–I seriously don’t think this is going to work out.  Sorry Mr. Mitty!”
TEASING!!!!!!!!!!…don’t know how good it’s going to really be…but know for sure it’s not going to be THAT bad!  Don’t pretend to “know it all” by a long shot—-and think experimenting and learning with you will be fun!  Hope you feel the same.
Wanting you–but willing to wait ’till Sunday,
Frisky Kris
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Kris: Replied to your email…you’ll get a chuckle…grin/smile/lol 11:14 AM
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From: Sassy 
To: Kris
Sent: Apr 21, 2014 1:12 PM
Re: Positions
Thanks for understanding!  I want you right here right now, but I also want it to be fantastic!  
Check out www.lq.com for the LaQuinta hotels.  There’s one in Andover, MA and one in Salem, NH that look nice and inexpensive.  If you let me know which one looks good, I will book it and pay.  I have a AAA card and member points that get me discounts. 
Do you have time to chat tonight?  Hoping to learn more! 
 -S
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Me: How’s your day going? Hope it’s warm and fun! Wrote back in email. 1:21 PM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 2:42 PM
Subject: Re: Positions
Hi Sassy!
You are so great!  Ok…I’ll check out LaQuinta….but still will split it in half.
I’ll MAKE time to chat tonight…and try not to make it too late since you have to work tomorrow.  I do too—but can sleep in a little.
Today I was working on the lawn—-picking up thatch (dead weeds debris and/or grass matted down in lawn)  in bagger on tractor that I “dethatched” the other day.  Lots of dirt flying around–and because it was sunny and warm I didn’t have a shirt on.  So now I just came in covered in dirt and look like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown.  Jumping in shower—driving to pick up son at 4:00—back to dealer at 5:30 to pick up bike.  Dropping it off at storage shed—-bringing son home by 7:30—-home by 8:30-9:00.  Will skip working out to chat with you—otherwise it will be too late.
Watcha wanna learn more about?  Logistics of booking hotel room–or “other things” .
😀 …Frisky… 😀
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Kris: Good!….On tractor working on lawn….no shirt on so sunny and warm! Sent email but last email till chat tonite…have to leave laptop home for wife to job search. feel free to reply to email though….email account very carefully hidden….clear browsing history after EVERY use…so no chance of opening to Yahoo by her…..just have to cook up lie about being gone now for hours to get son and bike…..chat later!!! 2:53 PM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: April 21, 2014 4:02 PM 
Re: Positions
Hiya Kris! 
Hope all goes well with your son and the bike. 
Exchanging cash seems odd to me… I’ll do this one and you do the next time?  Just let me know which place looks better to you. 
The scene of you half-naked on a tractor in the sun is quite something!  
Talk later!  
-S
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Kris: son following me on harley…Whoohoooo!!”…..only riding YOU will b more fun!!! 6:29 PM
Me: Hooray! You rascal! 7:22 PM
Kris: my cheerleader/playmate/partner-in-crime!!!….thanks!…just dropped son off…chat around 9:30? 8:27 PM
Me: Sound fantastic! 8:44 PM
Kris: 🙂 8:47 PM
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·       Apr 21 9:49 PM Kris: Hi…sorry I’m on late again…got here as soon as I could
·       Apr 21 9:50 PM Sassy: no worries
·       Apr 21 9:50 PM Kris:  : )
·       Apr 21 9:51 PM Sassy: So your son rode the bike back for you?
·       Apr 21 9:52 PM Kris: yes…he rode it from the dealer to the storage shed…not that far…but he rides all the time and I’m “learning again”…..
·       Apr 21 9:52 PM Sassy: Cool.  Does he thinks it’s a hot ride?
·       Apr 21 9:53 PM Kris: was just reading your email…thank you for being willing to help. I know you have to watch money too.  you’re sweet
·       Apr 21 9:53 PM Kris: to answer question…yes he thinks the bike is great
·       Apr 21 9:54 PM Kris: but he’s like a “mother hen”…worried it’s too big for me and that I’m going to kill myself
·       Apr 21 9:57 PM Sassy: What do you think?
·       Apr 21 9:58 PM Kris: I think your suggestion is fine…and I appreciate it…if you can do it this time that’s fine…and I’ll do it next time….if that “feels better” to you. that’s fine.. haven’t had a chance to shop for specific place…be happy to if you like. do you want me to….then let you know?
·       Apr 21 9:58 PM Kris: or did you mean about killing myself on the bike?
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Sassy: the latter.
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Kris: I’ll be fine once I get used to it. no problem. he worries too much.
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Kris: he was arguing with me when I dropped him off
·       Apr 21 9:59 PM Sassy: Gosh… wonder where he inherited that from?
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Kris: what…..arguing?
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Sassy: worrying : )
·       Apr 21 10:00 PM Kris: not from me!!!!
·       Apr 21 10:01 PM Sassy: I think the open question right now is Andover MA or Salem NH?
·       Apr 21 10:01 PM Sassy: I wonder if I can get early check-in
·       Apr 21 10:02 PM Kris: do you want me to check Hotwire.com for some deals…or do you just want to go with LaQuinta?
·       Apr 21 10:02 PM Sassy: They’re either $71 or 80… what were you seeing on Hotwired?
·       Apr 21 10:03 PM Kris: last time I checked about $60 plus tax = $75 total—-are those prices with tax—taxes are significant on hotel tabs
·       Apr 21 10:04 PM Sassy: Salem NH is $56 plus tax
·       Apr 21 10:05 PM Kris: I can check…but that’s likely as good as you’ll get for a half-way decent place. sure you don’t want me to just give you half cash…or I take care of it next time?
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Sassy: Next time is fine.
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Kris: k….thank you so much
·       Apr 21 10:08 PM Sassy: What time should I ask for? Check in is usually 3 PM
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Kris: r we going to bring food instead of eating out?
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Sassy: If that works for you?
·       Apr 21 10:09 PM Kris: I’m fine with that. I’ll do that….just give me a list of what you want.
·       Apr 21 10:10 PM Kris: so I can be there by 12:00. I don’t know how early they’d let us in…
·       Apr 21 10:11 PM Sassy: I’d guess 1 PM but all depends on who checks out, how many maids etc.
·       Apr 21 10:11 PM Sassy: They have an option to text me when the room is ready
·       Apr 21 10:12 PM Kris: at LaQuinta?
·       Apr 21 10:12 PM Sassy: Yup
·       Apr 21 10:14 PM Kris: k….if room wasn’t ready, and wanted to meet a little earlier, we could meet a little before and “hang out” together someplace before getting room. maybe just go get some drinks and something small someplace….just an idea.
·       Apr 21 10:14 PM Sassy: Good thought!
·       Apr 21 10:15 PM Sassy: Okay… so I am reserving in Salem NH for Sunday… have to cancel by 6 PM if something comes up
·       Apr 21 10:15 PM Kris: cancel by 6 PM when?
·       Apr 21 10:17 PM Sassy: Sunday
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: ok. can’t think of any reason on my end…you?
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: Nope. But never know.
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: right
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: have to think up some excuse now
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: Looks easy to find, right off 93
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: So I’ll book it?
·       Apr 21 10:19 PM Kris: yes. unless you want me to double-check hotwire first. I’ve been trying to get on there but browser is giving me a hard time
·       Apr 21 10:21 PM Kris: is this connection slow tonite?
·       Apr 21 10:24 PM Sassy: Sorry… I was working on the reservation.
·       Apr 21 10:25 PM Sassy: Can’t hurt to check hotwired if you can… or tell me what to look for?
·       Apr 21 10:26 PM Kris: try this….go to: www.hotwire.com and just put in the info….approximate place…dates etc. and you’ll get a list. they don’t tell you the exact hotel…but show you what it’s comparable to….other hotels like it.
·       Apr 21 10:26 PM Kris: the rates are cheaper because they’re filling empty rooms at discounted prices in decent hotels
·       Apr 21 10:27 PM Kris: you know the city the hotel is in but not the exact hotel until after you book it
·       Apr 21 10:27 PM Kris: so there’s a “little gamble” in it…but I’ve never been disappointed…always decent places
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Kris: since my browser is giving me a hard time…do you want to try it now?
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Sassy: Just did it. Nothing lower than La Quinta
·       Apr 21 10:28 PM Kris: figured
·       Apr 21 10:29 PM Kris: the LaQuinta price is a good one
·       Apr 21 10:30 PM Kris: so you like the image of me half naked on a tractor…after I texted you that I thought I might get a comment….getting to know how you think…you naughty girl
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Sassy: Will you be coming down Rte 93 from the North?
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 21 10:36 PM Sassy: Ok. Sending email with details and directions
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: April 21, 2014 10:36 PM 
Subject: Details
La Quinta Inn & Suites
Salem 
8 Keewaydin Dr
Salem, NH 03079
1-603-893-4722 
From the North: 93 South to Exit 2, make a left onto Pelham and a left onto Keewaydin Drive.    
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·       Apr 21 10:37 PM Kris: ok…or just a physical address is fine too…since I have a gps in my car
·       Apr 21 10:37 PM Kris: or for that matter…my gps would find the hotel for me…with just the city name….it’s in Salem, NH?
·       Apr 21 10:38 PM Sassy: Yes. Pretty close to you?
·       Apr 21 10:38 PM Kris: very.closer to me than to you….you’re meeting me more than half way. thank you!
·       Apr 21 10:39 PM Sassy: Google maps says its less than 40 min for me
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Sassy: Can jut buzz up 93 and jump on you.  : )
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Kris: that’s about right. and only about 25-30 min for me
·       Apr 21 10:41 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 10:42 PM Sassy: Are you nervous?
·       Apr 21 10:42 PM Kris: no…you?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Not much.
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: a little?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Much less than usual.
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: how come?
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Dunno
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: We’re going to have FUN!
·       Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: right…but what normally makes you nervous?
·       Apr 21 10:44 PM Sassy: The What-ifs.  But we’ve already crossed most of those off
·       Apr 21 10:44 PM Kris: name some what ifs
·       Apr 21 10:46 PM Sassy: that’s no fun
·       Apr 21 10:46 PM Kris: no….but it helps me know you better…want some of my what ifs
·       Apr 21 10:47 PM Kris: or another way of putting it is…what are some “non-negotiable deal-breakers” that have to be in place for an affair to work for some time?
·        Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: what’s the “bottom line” that needs to be in place?
·       Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: how the sex is…for example…is one
·       Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: are you nervous a little about that?
·       Apr 21 10:49 PM Sassy: just a bit… enough to keep me paying attention.
·       Apr 21 10:49 PM Kris: are you nervous about me being able to please you…you being able to please me…or both?
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Sassy: nothing specific
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Kris: just that there will be a number of “firsts”…and so we don’t know exactly “how it will go”?
·       Apr 21 10:50 PM Sassy: just don’t want to add way #19 a meet can go south
·       Apr 21 10:51 PM Sassy: But you seem very different to me
·       Apr 21 10:51 PM Sassy: #1 thing for your list… CONDOMS!
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: couple of questions
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: I’m assuming #19 is a figure of speech….that you’re not actually counting!
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Sassy: correct
·       Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: second question…
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Kris: how am I “very different”?
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Sassy: Most men want to have sex on the first meet
·       Apr 21 10:53 PM Sassy: If not, then a 2nd meet very quickly
·       Apr 21 10:54 PM Sassy: No one has given me flowers
·       Apr 21 10:54 PM Kris: so am I disappointing the “normal”…or is there something you like about whatever I’ve been “expecting”
·       Apr 21 10:55 PM Sassy: No one has made me forget all the rules and smooch in public!
·       Apr 21 10:55 PM Sassy: I really really like your style
·       Apr 21 10:56 PM Sassy: Much better than the pump and dump guys
·       Apr 21 10:56 PM Sassy: Makes me much more interested in pleasing you
·       Apr 21 10:58 PM Kris: I wish I could say it’s something I’ve worked at or something…but, honestly, I think it’s just that I’m not really used to the whole casual world of “wham, bam, thank you ma’am” just doesn’t do it for me…I don’t want to scare you…we talked about this a little before.  I kid by saying things like “I dont want to marry you”…and I want sex to be a little “wild and casual and do things differently and not take too long, etc., etc.”…but part of me wants to get inside more than your body…..to know you as a person…without freaking you out or getting “too heavy”….its’ just the way I’m “wired”
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Sassy: that all sounds good
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Kris: ok…don’t want to freak you out…
·       Apr 21 11:00 PM Sassy: my brain is my best feature! After my boobs probably…
·       Apr 21 11:01 PM Kris: I like the way you’re really into erotica and learning all different things about sex and how you sent me that website…for ideas. it’s fun (and informative)…
·       Apr 21 11:02 PM Kris: it’s not your brains. it’s your character. you’re a genuinely kind and considerate person and fun and accommodating and wanting to please….it all makes you attractive…and sexy!
·       Apr 21 11:03 PM Sassy: You are very perceptive.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:03 PM Kris: and for whatever reason…you seem to want me. sexually…at least willing to “take me for a full test drive” (or two)…kick the tires and see how the old rusty car drives…LOL
·       Apr 21 11:04 PM Sassy: Hee hee
·       Apr 21 11:05 PM Kris: I feel like puffing out my chest for so cleverly adding that metaphor from the song. lol
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Sassy: Very well done!
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Kris: LOL
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Sassy: Catchy tune
·       Apr 21 11:07 PM Kris: it is!
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: I could send you a dozen of his songs.
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: each one hits me in a different spot
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Kris: you really like him?
·       Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: The combo of incredible guitar work and spot-on lyrics gets me
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: and a great variety
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: He has everything from Blue Jean Blues… about washing his new jeans in hot water with all his other clothes
·       Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: to the super-intense song about people called “Damaged Goods”
·       Apr 21 11:10 PM Kris: I now have more gadgets for music then I know how to use…but need to get up to speed using them…new Nano Ipod, bluetooth to stream it through on bike, etc., etc.
·       Apr 21 11:10 PM Sassy: Or East Ashville Hardware about how Lowes and Home Depot are killing the local hardware stores
·       Apr 21 11:11 PM Kris: give me a list of songs you like and I’ll have to learn (finally!) how to actually put them on the IPod I just bought recently…and don’t even know how to use yet…never had one before.
·       Apr 21 11:12 PM Kris: or if he has albums with a lot of songs you like…downloading a whole album is cheaper than ‘tune by tune” (which is 99 cents/ song from iTunes)…..do you have an Ipod?
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Kris: or do you store music on your phone?
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Sassy: No iPod. no music on the phone
·       Apr 21 11:13 PM Sassy: There are good albums. So fun that you will listen!
·       Apr 21 11:15 PM Sassy: Should I bring my toys or save them for next time?
·       Apr 21 11:15 PM Kris: Of course! actually this is part of my new “phase that I’m going through” – – my latest “mid-life crisis” (of which both you and my bike are part—you, of course, being a MUCH “bigger deal”).
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Kris: bring them.  we can decide “in the moment” whether you feel like trying them or not. I have a few little “fantasies” about how to use them, depending on what they are and how they work
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Sassy: I can confirm you are alive, still sexy and fun.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:16 PM Sassy: May just look them over…then can think of ideas for next time. No pressure. I have no clue.  They make me giggle. I need to get over that
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: LOL…why?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: I dunno
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: is one just a vibrator?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: There are five
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: all vibrators?
·       Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: I think so
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Kris: have you ever used a vibrator on your clit?
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Sassy: no.  total toy using virgin
·       Apr 21 11:18 PM Kris: i’d like to use one on it
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Sassy: these are sort of goofy… not like the serious ones like the wand or the lelo
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Kris: I guess I’d have to see them to understand how they’re “goofy”
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Sassy: We can do that.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:19 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Sassy: Does your wife have some?
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Kris: no….she’d probably be open to trying them if I got some…but just never did
·       Apr 21 11:20 PM Sassy: All the woman in chat treated me like a freak because I didn’t own any
·       Apr 21 11:21 PM Kris: most women enjoy using them to masturbate with. the rabbit is especially fun because you get both penetration and intense stimulation of the clit at the same time…so I’ve been told (a female client told me that in a session once—had to remain “calm and professional” about it all)…
·       Apr 21 11:22 PM Sassy: Oh yes… I’ve read a lot about that one. And seen lots of videos of the wand
·       Apr 21 11:22 PM Kris: don’t know what the “wand” is
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Sassy: Google HitachI Wand
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Kris: right
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Sassy: images probably the best
·       Apr 21 11:23 PM Kris: will later
·       Apr 21 11:24 PM Sassy: It’s a long stick with a bulb on the end
·       Apr 21 11:24 PM Sassy: a “massager”
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: vibrates…stimulates inside?
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: outside
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: clit?
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: question about sex language
·       Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: oh yes…
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Kris: do you like “dirty words” or “anatomically-correct” words…or doesn’t matter?
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Sassy: like what?
·       Apr 21 11:26 PM Kris: pussy versus vagina, cock versus penis, breast versus tits or boobs, etc..
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: cock I like… you?
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: pussy… vagina… I could write an essay on all that.
·       Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: I don’t like any of the words but have gotten used to them
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: any of the breast words are fine.
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Kris: don’t like any of which words?
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: the synonyms for my tunnel of love.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: clit is good
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Kris: what about vagina…don’t like that word?
·       Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: not really
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Kris: “c” word is kind of nasty I think…you?
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Sassy: cunt can be hot at the right times
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Sassy: go on… type it
·       Apr 21 11:29 PM Kris: ok…cunt…I guess you’re right. depends on mood and frame of mind.
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: A pal told me if you use “a” it’s bad, but “my” can work
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: that… not “a slut” but “my slut”
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: that one is still tough for me
·       Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: but again… context
·       Apr 21 11:31 PM Kris: I don’t like “too much acting” though…including “over doing dirty talk” to try and “work things up”
·       Apr 21 11:31 PM Sassy: makes sense. Any words you dislike?
·       Apr 21 11:32 PM Sassy: dick?
·       Apr 21 11:32 PM Kris: it’s weird for me. I’m not used to using too much dirty talk. but am not offended by it either…it’s weird…for example….
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Kris: I will say something that sounds completely ridiculous sometimes when I want to have sex with my wife…I do it on purpose.
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Sassy: this is where the different sides of my personality diverge
·       Apr 21 11:33 PM Sassy: the demure lady can not deal with dirty talk or vulgarity at all
·       Apr 21 11:34 PM Sassy: Sassy has gotten into it in an erotic way
·       Apr 21 11:34 PM Sassy: If you happen to entice out the wild girl… she is a complete potty mouth
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Sassy: Maybe I can get your super stud to use some choice word
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Kris: ok. that’s good to know. if you’re excited and it’s real and you like talking that way then it’s fine. but I think things like most pornography is total fake bull shit.everyone’s just acting for the camera…but if it’s real….then I don’t care if you sound like that comedian (George Carlin?—forget his name)—-as long as it’s real…and not fake.
·       Apr 21 11:36 PM Kris: what choice word would you like to hear?
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: Maybe I should send you my favorite porn.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: Hmmm… fuck can be used to great advantage
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Kris: what…the word “fuck”?
·       Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Sassy: just using different words signals… this is a special thing going on
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Kris: using that with you feels somehow “natural” to me…but normally it’s not really part of my “everyday vocab”….
·       Apr 21 11:38 PM Sassy: RIght
·       Apr 21 11:39 PM Kris: I understand what you’re saying…..what’s important to me is that whatever is happening is genuinely exciting, hot, getting you toward getting off, and getting off…
·       Apr 21 11:39 PM Sassy: Sounds perfect
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Kris: if it means using fuck, suck, cock, pussy, tit, fuck me Kris, whatever…great! I just don’t “generally” talk that way…make sense?
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 21 11:40 PM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 21 11:41 PM Sassy: Did I answer that question?
·       Apr 21 11:42 PM Sassy: I think the short answer is slang, not medical terms
·       Apr 21 11:44 PM Kris: yes…you did. sometimes I use medical terms to sound intentionally ridiculous. I won’t say this to you (I PROMISE)…but I’ll say to my wife: “I think I should put my penis in your vagina.” It’s ridiculous—-so I use it just to “lighten the moment” but I promise I will never say that to you because it IS ridiculous. LOL
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Sassy: If you do, I may answer “Yes please and go boom boom boom!”
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Kris: LOL……………REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 21 11:45 PM Sassy: Gotta keep the sillyness level equal.  : )
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Sassy: Did you hear about the four people who carried a fifth across the finish line at the Marathon today?
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: You’re doing a great job. I hope I can keep up (in more ways than one)!
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: No
·       Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: omg…I just got it….duh!
·       Apr 21 11:47 PM Sassy: Got what?
·       Apr 21 11:47 PM Kris: I thought it was a joke…ok….ignore the idiot and explain it….
·       Apr 21 11:49 PM Sassy: Just that… a guy collapsed about 100 ft from the finish… just could not go on. So four people stopped, hauled him up by his arms and leg and carried him over
·       Apr 21 11:49 PM Kris: wow…no…didn’t hear about it…..pretty cool…
·       Apr 21 11:50 PM Kris: quick housekeeping note here about chatting….
·       Apr 21 11:51 PM Kris: if you can give me 5 or 10 minutes notice before you want to end it feels like a “softer landing”…since it’s so hard to pull myself away from you (a little humor–but mostly true)
·       Apr 21 11:52 PM Sassy: Okay
·       Apr 21 11:52 PM Kris: are we close…I know you have work tomorrow
·       Apr 21 11:54 PM Sassy: Probably should be. but I don’t want to go!
·       Apr 21 11:55 PM Kris: that’s nice…that you don’t want to…tell me when you turn into a pumpkin…5 minutes?…10?
·       Apr 21 11:57 PM Sassy: Anything else you’ve been puzzling about?
·       Apr 21 11:58 PM Kris: been thinking about the website you sent….and how we keep asking each other what we want to do…..maybe we should hire a third party to make up our minds for us…..what do YOU want to do/try/experiment with/do the same that you just enjoy?
·       Apr 22 12:00 AM Kris: do you like receiving oral?….there’s a simple question (for a change)
·       Apr 22 12:00 AM Sassy: adore it
·       Apr 22 12:01 AM Kris: for foreplay mainly? or to orgasm….or both at different times?
·       Apr 22 12:01 AM Sassy: can be either
·       Apr 22 12:02 AM Kris: do you know how you like it (like some of the techniques in my email from the website)?
·       Apr 22 12:02 AM Sassy: have had some intense oral with fingers O’s
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Kris: fingers in pussy at same time as oral?
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Sassy: key word is probably slow
·       Apr 22 12:03 AM Kris: slow where…clit?
·       Apr 22 12:04 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Kris: ok. when we’re having sex I want you to just tell me what feels good. like you just did.”go slower” works…..so I don’t have to waste too much time “guessing” what you like…would that be ok?
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Sassy: yes. perfect
·       Apr 22 12:06 AM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 22 12:07 AM Sassy: It will be a duet. harmony
·       Apr 22 12:07 AM Kris: Right…I’ll tell you too
·       Apr 22 12:08 AM Sassy: Mmmmm….
·       Apr 22 12:09 AM Kris: My first wife was a great sex teacher for me. and she was only 15 at the time, but knew how to have sex better than almost any other women. I remember her telling me the first time I went down on her…very clearly…”do it fast and light with your tongue”…and she would get off that way every time…..
·       Apr 22 12:09 AM Kris: for someone else…some other woman…it would be “fast and hard”. different people like things different ways.
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Sassy: Same with men
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Kris: right. what was “Mmmmmm” above?
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Sassy: you… me… together
·       Apr 22 12:10 AM Kris: like your famous “humming”…..yum?
·       Apr 22 12:11 AM Sassy: yes… my brain wanders off and my body reacts and mmmm
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Kris: this is why I’m only a “little” nervous. I’m thinking if we can talk we can fix things if they’re not working. may take a little “adjusting” but will be “adjustable”…does that make sense?
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Sassy: very much
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Kris: I hope you feel the same way
·       Apr 22 12:12 AM Sassy: absolutely!
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Kris: Good!
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Sassy: though if you really get me going… I cannot talk
·       Apr 22 12:13 AM Sassy: brain fries
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Kris: I think I’ll “get it” when that’s happening. won’t need to talk then…just keep going…
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Sassy: mmm… yes
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Kris: if something’s not broke… no need to fix it. as they say.
·       Apr 22 12:14 AM Sassy: I should go soon. Forgot the cleaners are coming at 8 AM . Oops
·       Apr 22 12:15 AM Sassy: Busy day for you tomorrow?
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM
Kris: lee than usual this week but should do paperwork…but will probably practice riding bike (gotta keep priorities straight).
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Kris: ok…I’ll let you go…maybe chat tomorrow?
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Sassy: oh yeah
·       Apr 22 12:16 AM Sassy: I have work, then dinner with Mom
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Kris: not sure if that was an answer to chatting……or just something you added….about work then dinner with mom….
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Sassy: definitely want to chat
·       Apr 22 12:18 AM Kris: ok. I thought maybe I should see how badly I’d go into “Sassy chat withdrawal” if I didn’t get my fix for one night. whatever happened to “not getting addicted?”
·       Apr 22 12:19 AM Kris: TEASING. I LOVE CHATTING WITH YOU!
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Kris: ok. time to say good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite.
·       Apr 22 12:20 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams
·       Apr 22 12:21 AM Kris: You too….Mwah!