Monthly Archives: April 2015

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Test results and brown hair

Thursday, April 10, 2014
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Thursday, Apr 10, 2014 12:25 AM 
Subject: STD test results attached
Hi Sassy!
I got the results of 6 out of the 8 STD tests today.  I copied and pasted the results from the website–and attached it here.  It shows my name, date of birth, and my email address you know–so you know that these are really my results.  
When you look at the report it shows this:
HIV ———————– Negative
HIV Early Detection — not tested
Herpes Simplex 1 —- Negative
Herpes Simplex 2 —- Negative
Chlamydia ————- pending
Gonorrhea ————- pending
Syphilis —————– Negative
Hepatitis B ————- Negative
Hepatitis C ————- Negative
When I get the results for Chlamydia and Gonorrhea (probably tomorrow) — I’ll send them to you.
Here’s something “random” to think about.  I was thinking about being stark naked with you–and what you would think and feel as you looked at my body and began to enjoy having me.  So when I got out of the shower this morning I looked at the naked front of my whole body–and tried to imagine looking at it “from someone else’s (your) point of view.”  I realized something I never noticed before!  All of my body hair–on my chest, under my arms, pubic hair—is dark brown!!!  It’s about the same color as it was when I was 20 years old!  No lie!   I looked at my beard and it’s almost white—but all my body hair is dark brown.  The only silver on my body is in one funny place—-hope you don’t think this is crude—but only on the very bottom of my balls—where you can hardly see it.  There might be a tiny bit of grey mixed in with the brown on my chest—but it’s mostly dark brown.
Then I thought something funny.  (At least I thought it was!)  I thought, “Well, if Sassy wanted to use my body and pretend I was 20 years old (well—maybe 40)—she could always just put a bag over my head and fuck me looking at my dark brown body hair!
And then I thought—-I wonder if I should take a naked pic and show it to her?  Or I thought I would ask—like you did.  I’d send you one if you wanted one—but you’d need to tell me specifically how you’d like it “posed.”  “Soft and relaxed”—“hard and erect”—–lol.
I have to say this is really different for me.  I don’t feel embarrassed or shy—I just feel “hungry” and want to take you—-and give myself to you.
Anyhow….if you don’t read this until the morning—this will be quite the “cup of tea”—-eah?
Frisky Kris
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Thursday, Apr 10, 2014 12:34 PM
Re: STD test results attached
Hiya Kris, 
Hooray for great test results!  How did that make you feel?  Thank you again for doing this!  I am learning a lot about STD testing and you. 
Progress!  I got a note back from the nurse – I will go in this afternoon and get tested.  They routinely do – gonorrhea, chlamydia, HIV and syphilis.  I asked about the other tests to see if she will add them or explain why not.  I told her they are offered online and that raises people’s expectations to see those results.  I am a little weirded out to share my real name… will try to get over that. 
You were looking at your hot self, eh?  I’m so happy to lead you to look at yourself and see new things.  In fact, I don’t find the hallmarks of youth particularly appealing anymore.  I get hit on by “Cubs” online and don’t want to be a Cougar!  I keep one “cyber only” youngster around for insight into that scene – I call him “The Pup.”  But there is no hint of meeting, thank goodness.  So no bag over your sweet face!  I do look forward to playing with your hair, wherever it is and whatever color!  My tongue itches to find those white ones… rowr! 
I mostly don’t judge a man’s physical traits, they are simply catalogued as pieces of the puzzle.  Sure, I have ideals like tall, big shoulders, lush hair, and a mustache a la Tom Selleck.  But I rarely find them and might be intimidated if I did, as I am not ideal.  I can have fun with any shape or size if they are smart, funny, kind and sexy in their way.  Strangely, that is harder to find that someone tall! 
If I get to choose, I want three photos!  But only after we’ve been together again, as I want to see in person first.  Please take one that shows your shoulders/chest.  Second, your feet.  And finally, yes I want to see your erect cock!  
It is wonderful to hear you aren’t feeling shy… and that the yearning is building.   Mmm… so hot!  When I get that feeling I know I am alive and around the right man!   
-S

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Climb the palm tree

Wednesday, April 9, 2014
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Wednesday, April 9, 2014 7:44 AM
Subject: don’t drive the men crazy
Good Morning Sugar!
Don’t drive the men crazy tonight with those luscious melons bulging out.  Can’t wait to “climb the palm tree” (to borrow from Solomon) and grab some of that fruit to suck on and dig my teeth into.  Have fun tonight…..send me some pics tomorrow.  Have a good day today.  I’ll try not to go into “chat withdrawal” tonight.
Mwahh…and lust with grabbing,
Kris
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Wednesday, April 9, 2014 8:19 AM
Re: don’t drive the men crazy
Good morning! So fun to wake up to your frisky greetings! I will be thinking of you.

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Baby elephants and turtles

Wednesday, April 9, 2014
6:48am Phil 
Morning girl. Have a great one!
[photo of him at his office]
7:46am Sassy 
Good morning!  You look so hot! Hardly fair…
8:59am Phil 
What’s hardly fair?

I see a big nosed, wrinkled, grey headed, tired old guy with a heavy heart. Not sure how that corresponds to hot.

9:25am Phil 
But thank you. I’ll take any cheering up I can get.
9:29am Phil 
I see a public post that I think was meant for me and my heart soars and then I think maybe it was accidental and even though it was something we laughed about, I should accept that it wasn’t intended for me. Ah well, enough, you don’t want to hear all this crap. Enjoy your day beautiful

11:49am
I adore baby elephants!  Giggle along as they learn to use their trunks.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyrobertson/baby-elephants-learning-how-to-use-their-trunks#.crojA6JBe

5:30pm
I actually LOL’d!

7:10pm Phil 

Got here at 4:45 after getting up at three. Still working at 7. My mood is so dark and I’m exhausted. I need some time on a beach. Need a tall scotch and a good cigar and a nice steak. Coming to grips slowly with my issue. Just have to accept it and figure out a way to be happy. My buddy called from the beach and his girlfriend just broke up with him so I’ll be talking him off the ledge. Geez. Hope you are enjoying the evening!
9:21pm Phil 
Finally home! Hope it’s a great evening!

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Gradual exposure

Tuesday, April 8, 2014
·       Apr 08 10:12 PM Kris: Hi!
·       Apr 08 10:18 PM Kris: u there?
          Kris: On if u want to chat 🙂 10:22 PM
           Me: Out picking up to be back in 15 minutes 10:24 PM
           Kris: K 10:24 PM

·       Apr 08 10:44 PM Sassy: Hiya! Back!
·       Apr 08 10:45 PM Kris: Hi!
·       Apr 08 10:45 PM Kris: how was your day?
·       Apr 08 10:46 PM Sassy: Busy. You?
·       Apr 08 10:46 PM Kris: same…under a lot of pressure…deadlines barely meeting…ugh!
·       Apr 08 10:47 PM Kris: what were u picking up…hubby or food?
·       Apr 08 10:48 PM Sassy: Hubby
·       Apr 08 10:48 PM Sassy: and a hot chocolate. : ) 
·       Apr 08 10:49 PM Kris: that a favorite?
·       Apr 08 10:49 PM Sassy: I’m having a phase
·       Apr 08 10:49 PM Sassy: In the summer it’s iced chai latte
·       Apr 08 10:49 PM Sassy: Sometimes raspberry lime rickies
·       Apr 08 10:49 PM Kris: what’s a rickie?
·       Apr 08 10:50 PM Sassy: sprite, lime juice and grenadine (pomegranate syrup)
·       Apr 08 10:50 PM Kris: sounds good!
·       Apr 08 10:51 PM Kris: tell me something that made you laugh today
·       Apr 08 10:54 PM Sassy: I was chatting with a woman who said her beau told her to stop calling him an idiot. So she was looking for synonyms!
·       Apr 08 10:54 PM Sassy: We had fun rolling off twit, prat, jerk, nincompoop…
·       Apr 08 10:54 PM Kris: lol
·       Apr 08 10:54 PM Sassy: cathartic
·       Apr 08 10:55 PM Kris: doesn’t sound like you came up with anything to make the poor idiot feel any better…
·       Apr 08 10:58 PM Kris: what gets you mad…and what do you act like when it happens?
·       Apr 08 10:58 PM Sassy: very very rare
·       Apr 08 10:58 PM Kris: how come?
·       Apr 08 10:58 PM Sassy: just not in my nature
·       Apr 08 10:59 PM Kris: ok…but you must SOMETIMES…no?
·       Apr 08 11:00 PM Sassy: I get very quiet.
·       Apr 08 11:00 PM Kris: when you’re mad?
·       Apr 08 11:00 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 08 11:00 PM Sassy: Take deep breaths.
·       Apr 08 11:00 PM Sassy: Clean the kitchen!
·       Apr 08 11:01 PM Kris: do you end up telling whoever makes you mad that you are?
·       Apr 08 11:01 PM Sassy: Mostly not
·       Apr 08 11:01 PM Kris: who does…make you mad sometimes…hubby?
·       Apr 08 11:02 PM Sassy: not much
·       Apr 08 11:02 PM Sassy: mostly my boss
·       Apr 08 11:02 PM Sassy: stupid people online
·       Apr 08 11:02 PM Kris: did any stupid people today make you mad?
·       Apr 08 11:03 PM Sassy: nope. Very rare… usually when they’re being mean to others
·       Apr 08 11:03 PM Kris: being mean live…or talking about others not there?
·       Apr 08 11:03 PM Sassy: mean right there
·       Apr 08 11:04 PM Kris: like calling names…saying people are stupid…like how?
·       Apr 08 11:04 PM Sassy: Devaluing their opinions, not letting them talk.
·       Apr 08 11:05 PM Kris: so you want people to value each other and try to be respectful?
·       Apr 08 11:06 PM Sassy: respect is crucial
·       Apr 08 11:06 PM Kris: one you think should be…but isn’t always?
·       Apr 08 11:06 PM Sassy: People have a lot of different kinks
·       Apr 08 11:06 PM Sassy: It’s important to not be all “ewww”
·       Apr 08 11:07 PM Kris: i’m assuming about sexual preferences…
·       Apr 08 11:07 PM Sassy: can be about almost anything
·       Apr 08 11:08 PM Kris: can u give me an example
·       Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: some you’d expect… over anal sex or public sex or toys
·       Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: other things like how soon to have sex
·       Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: or who pays for meals, hotels
·       Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: or whether to talk politics
·       Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: or various computer tactics
·       Apr 08 11:09 PM Kris: computer tactics
·       Apr 08 11:10 PM Sassy: do you delete everything or not? Is it okay to send cock shots?
·       Apr 08 11:10 PM Sassy: Apple vs PC!
·       Apr 08 11:10 PM Kris: omg…who cares what operating system anyone uses?
·       Apr 08 11:11 PM Sassy: some people care a lot. Idiots. Jerks. Twits. PRATS!
·       Apr 08 11:11 PM Kris: lol
·       Apr 08 11:11 PM Kris: what’s a prat
·       Apr 08 11:11 PM Sassy: But it can be whether they’d use tracking software
·       Apr 08 11:11 PM Kris: tracking software for what?
·       Apr 08 11:11 PM Sassy: to know where their spouse is at any given moment
·       Apr 08 11:12 PM Kris: so they don’t get caught cheating?
·       Apr 08 11:12 PM Sassy: right
·       Apr 08 11:13 PM Kris: what’s a prat…haven’t heard that one before
·       Apr 08 11:13 PM Sassy: an incompetent, stupid, or foolish person; an idiot.
·       Apr 08 11:13 PM Sassy: Brits use it
·       Apr 08 11:14 PM Kris: oh…an old term…i just haven’t heard it before…
·       Apr 08 11:14 PM Sassy: Or Aussies, Indians… former commonwealth nation dwellers
·       Apr 08 11:14 PM Kris: huh?
·       Apr 08 11:14 PM Sassy: People from all over the world talk to me online
·       Apr 08 11:15 PM Kris: those people use the word “prat”…is that what you’re saying?
·       Apr 08 11:15 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 08 11:15 PM Kris: oh
·       Apr 08 11:15 PM Sassy: Is your wife sitting next to you?
·       Apr 08 11:16 PM Kris: no…she started a new job today…worked till about 10…probably driving now…home in 45 minutes or so.
·       Apr 08 11:17 PM Sassy: Aha! So I could ravage you. ; ) 
·       Apr 08 11:17 PM Kris: ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 08 11:17 PM Kris: But you strike me as a girl who doesn’t like to travel too far from home…
·       Apr 08 11:18 PM Sassy: Really? I’ve gone a long way to ravage a man in the past.
·       Apr 08 11:18 PM Kris: Really…so you’re going to come to NH when my wife’s gone?
·       Apr 08 11:19 PM Sassy: Doesn’t seem wise in terms of being inside your house with my long grey hairs and distinctive scent…
·       Apr 08 11:19 PM Sassy: But I can drive places
·       Apr 08 11:19 PM Sassy: I’ve even flown places!
·       Apr 08 11:20 PM Kris: ok…so you’re not such a “home body”…
·       Apr 08 11:20 PM Sassy: I’ve even driven to the wild frontier of NH!
·       Apr 08 11:20 PM Kris: Ha!
·       Apr 08 11:20 PM Sassy: Okay… the beach… not so wild. But over the border!
·       Apr 08 11:21 PM Kris: yes…i know NH is almost like a foreign country to people in MA…lol
·       Apr 08 11:22 PM Kris: i had a major “omg” moment at work today…could have been bad…but wasn’t…
·       Apr 08 11:22 PM Sassy: That happen often?
·       Apr 08 11:23 PM Kris: not like this…had to do with shopping for std testing…
·       Apr 08 11:23 PM Sassy: ahem
·       Apr 08 11:23 PM Kris: meaning?
·       Apr 08 11:23 PM Sassy: nothing like real life and work life colliding
·       Apr 08 11:24 PM Kris: right
·       Apr 08 11:24 PM Kris: i was kind of stupid
·       Apr 08 11:24 PM Sassy: Tough for me to believe that
·       Apr 08 11:25 PM Kris: i’m usually not…but want me to tell you…i guarantee your response will be “omg”
·       Apr 08 11:25 PM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 08 11:26 PM Kris: ok…try to make it brief…but also wife just came home and now i’m pretending to listen to her while typing at the same time (don’t hold it against me)…
·       Apr 08 11:26 PM Kris: so here’s what happened…
·       Apr 08 11:26 PM Kris: i shopped for std testing…called some places in my insurance network…
·       Apr 08 11:26 PM Kris: got some info and prices…
·       Apr 08 11:27 PM Kris: checked out the tstd website you gave me…
·       Apr 08 11:27 PM Kris: decided to use the tstd website…
·       Apr 08 11:27 PM Kris: went online to schedule an appt for today…
·       Apr 08 11:27 PM Kris: online application failed for some reason…
·       Apr 08 11:27 PM Kris: called the website and was put on hold to talk to a counselor…
·       Apr 08 11:28 PM Kris: was waiting for a counselor to answer…30 minutes.
·        Apr 08 11:28 PM Kris: elevator music is playing…with an occasional “thank you for calling testing for stds”…then more elevator music…
·       Apr 08 11:29 PM Kris: while i’m waiting i’m sitting in my car…ready to go into a home for a 3:30 meeting.
·       Apr 08 11:29 PM Kris: now i’ve been on hold for about 45 minutes…
·       Apr 08 11:29 PM Kris: so i make a really stupid decsion…
·       Apr 08 11:30 PM Kris: i decide to stay on…put the volume on really low…and go into my meeting still on hold…elevator music playing…
·       Apr 08 11:30 PM Kris: say I’m trying to buy something and don’t want to miss having them pick up…
·       Apr 08 11:31 PM Kris: they are very close to me…very flexible…don’t care…laugh and say fine…
·       Apr 08 11:31 PM Kris: elevator music playing softly as we talk…
·       Apr 08 11:31 PM Kris: all of a sudden there a small voice that starts to say…
·       Apr 08 11:31 PM Kris: thank you for calling the testing for stds…
·       Apr 08 11:31 PM Kris: i freak out and shut off the phone…
·       Apr 08 11:31 PM Kris: they didn’t hear it…
·       Apr 08 11:32 PM Sassy: phew
·       Apr 08 11:32 PM Kris: and now you say…
·       Apr 08 11:32 PM Kris: you idiot would fit (except you’re too nice)…
·       Apr 08 11:33 PM Sassy: I’m sorry… that must have been nerve-wracking!
·       Apr 08 11:33 PM Kris: REALLY…THAT’S IT…NOT “HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 08 11:34 PM Kris: I like you
·       Apr 08 11:35 PM Sassy: I put myself in your shoes
·       Apr 08 11:37 PM Kris: you’re really sweet…I REALLY like you…anyhow…i called back…made an appt…gave them my pee and blood…will send you results on Thursday when I get them…if I’m not clean I’ve been carrying something for 25 years…since that’s the last time i had sex with anyone but my wife…it’s the truth.
·       Apr 08 11:38 PM Sassy: Or she’s been having more fun than you think.
·       Apr 08 11:38 PM Kris: lol…i know 100% NO…
·       Apr 08 11:38 PM Sassy: But I hope this gives you peace of mind in one way
·       Apr 08 11:38 PM Sassy: And I can give it to you in another
·       Apr 08 11:39 PM Kris: i did it for you…i’m not concerned about having anything…but it wasn’t fair to ask you to “just believe me”…
·       Apr 08 11:40 PM Kris: it will put my mind at ease when you get yours though…you’re right…hopefully you don’t have anything…
·       Apr 08 11:42 PM Sassy: Indeed
·       Apr 08 11:43 PM Sassy: I am trying not to think about it until I have to think about it
·       Apr 08 11:44 PM Kris: understood…but the fact that you’re willing to do it means you’re not just “sticking your head in the sand” either…which I respect you for.
·        Apr 08 11:45 PM Sassy: It will be good to know
·       Apr 08 11:45 PM Kris: exactly
·       Apr 08 11:45 PM Sassy: I had a couple of tests done in December
·       Apr 08 11:45 PM Kris: for what?
·       Apr 08 11:46 PM Sassy: Chlamydia and Gonnorhea
·       Apr 08 11:46 PM Kris: assuming they were negative?
·       Apr 08 11:46 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 08 11:47 PM Kris: so that’s two out of 8 on the full panel
·       Apr 08 11:47 PM Sassy: they told me to wait on the others due to various incubation protocols
·       Apr 08 11:47 PM Kris: been long enough now to work?
·       Apr 08 11:47 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 08 11:47 PM Sassy: could have done it in early March
·       Apr 08 11:48 PM Kris: have you been tested before…in the past?
·       Apr 08 11:48 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 08 11:48 PM Sassy: once after a fling and the other for insurance
·       Apr 08 11:48 PM Kris: every need to be treated for anything?
·       Apr 08 11:48 PM Sassy: no
·       Apr 08 11:48 PM Kris: that’s good
·       Apr 08 11:49 PM Kris: short of hiv i think the others are all treatable…not 100% sure…haven’t really needed to think about it much…until now.
·       Apr 08 11:49 PM Sassy: even HIV is treatable these days. Not curable…
·       Apr 08 11:50 PM Kris: yes…but i meant curable…gone…
·       Apr 08 11:51 PM Kris: i asked today about why they didn’t test for HPV and another one i had on my list…
·       Apr 08 11:51 PM Kris: got answers…
·       Apr 08 11:51 PM Kris: no blood test for HPV…
·       Apr 08 11:51 PM Sassy: in men
·       Apr 08 11:52 PM Kris: i don’t know…maybe not…usually what women are tested for via pap smear…right?
·       Apr 08 11:52 PM Sassy: my nurse said they do a pap smear and only test for HPV if the pap is abnormal in certain directions
·       Apr 08 11:53 PM Kris: oh…
·       Apr 08 11:53 PM Sassy: what about the other test?
·        Apr 08 11:54 PM Kris: i’m probably going to misspell it…but it’s the one called something like trichomonmasis…
·       Apr 08 11:54 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 08 11:54 PM Kris: talked to a nurse on the phone about it at a clinic today
·       Apr 08 11:54 PM Kris: she said it will present as a greenish discharge…that has a strong smell like a fish (lovely!)
·       Apr 08 11:55 PM Kris: discharge from penis…maybe in urine…
·       Apr 08 11:55 PM Kris: or woman’s vagina…yuck!
·       Apr 08 11:55 PM Sassy: I think I’d notice that
·       Apr 08 11:55 PM Kris: when I go down there i’m not looking for “fish and chips” thank you very much!
·       Apr 08 11:55 PM Sassy: Heh
·       Apr 08 11:56 PM Sassy: Did they ask you why you wanted to be tested?
·       Apr 08 11:56 PM Sassy: Or any sexual history questions?
·       Apr 08 11:56 PM Kris: not the tstd.org counselor…but a nurse at the public health dept. in Manchester asked me…
·       Apr 08 11:56 PM Kris: it was on the phone…she asked…
·       Apr 08 11:57 PM Kris: are you concerned about having been exposed to something…
·       Apr 08 11:57 PM Kris: i said…no…
·       Apr 08 11:57 PM Sassy: that’s subtle
·       Apr 08 11:58 PM Kris: someone asked me to do it that i’m thinking of being in a relationship with (simple truth is less complicated than lying—-these are health professionals after all)
·       Apr 08 11:58 PM Sassy: Did you pay for it on your credit card?
·       Apr 08 11:59 PM Kris: yes…i thought about shopping for a clinic that i could pay through my insurance…but higher risk of getting caught if bills come in the mail…
·       Apr 08 11:59 PM Sassy: W doesn’t see credit card bill?
·       Apr 08 11:59 PM Kris: no…i do all the finances…
·       Apr 08 11:59 PM Sassy: Nice
·       Apr 09 12:00 AM Kris: sort of…it’s just “one more thing to do”…but means I “get away with stuff” easily…
·       Apr 09 12:00 AM Sassy: Phew
·       Apr 09 12:01 AM Kris: why phew
·       Apr 09 12:01 AM Sassy: So you don’t have to worry about it from that angle
·       Apr 09 12:01 AM Kris: right
·       Apr 09 12:01 AM Sassy: So you can do AM, this stuff, lunch etc.
·       Apr 09 12:02 AM Kris: what do you mean?
·        Apr 09 12:02 AM Sassy: charge stuff and she won’t see
·       Apr 09 12:02 AM Kris: yes
·       Apr 09 12:03 AM Sassy: Once I charged a hotel and the guy gave me cash because his W goes over all the bills
·       Apr 09 12:03 AM Kris: yeah…that would be tough…
·       Apr 09 12:04 AM Sassy: Several of my pals can’t cheat because they can’t figure out how to finance it
·       Apr 09 12:04 AM Kris: pals?
·       Apr 09 12:04 AM Sassy: online buddies
·       Apr 09 12:04 AM Kris: because they can’t afford it…but can’t hide it?
·       Apr 09 12:04 AM Sassy: can’t hide it
·       Apr 09 12:05 AM Sassy: We talk about mischief phones
·       Apr 09 12:05 AM Sassy: stockpiling small amounts of cash here and there
·       Apr 09 12:05 AM Sassy: gift credit cards
·       Apr 09 12:07 AM Sassy: Did you get to ride the motorcycle yet?
·       Apr 09 12:08 AM Kris: glad i don’t have to deal with all that…but sometime want to talk with you about us…and money…but not now cuz i’m tired…and i have to get up really early for meetings tomorrow…so if there’s something else…had this all typed…so will send then answer question about bike?
·       Apr 09 12:08 AM Sassy: Ok
·       Apr 09 12:08 AM Kris: answer about bike…not yet…have a question for you about bike…
·       Apr 09 12:10 AM Kris: does the thought of being on bike make you nervous…because of safety?
·       Apr 09 12:10 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 09 12:11 AM Kris: ok…so i’ll use my considerable therapy skills to treat you like one of my clients who has “anxiety with agoraphobia”…
·       Apr 09 12:11 AM Sassy: Oh great
·       Apr 09 12:11 AM Kris: it’s a technique called “gradual exposure”…
·       Apr 09 12:11 AM Kris: so how does this sound…
·       Apr 09 12:11 AM Sassy: I won’t think about it until I have to think about it.
·       Apr 09 12:12 AM Kris: to begin with…i’ll ask you to just sit on the back of it…with your favorite music playing through the four external speakers…
·       Apr 09 12:12 AM Kris: and to really “sweeten” it for you…
·       Apr 09 12:12 AM Kris: i’ll ask you to grope me while we’re sitting on it…
·       Apr 09 12:12 AM Sassy: oooh
·       Apr 09 12:13 AM Kris: no riding…just sitting on it…
·       Apr 09 12:13 AM Kris: baby steps… : ) 
·       Apr 09 12:13 AM Kris: “gradual exposure/desensitization”…to overcome fear…
·        Apr 09 12:14 AM Kris: maybe you can use that technique for whatever “wild moves” you have planned for me in bed
·       Apr 09 12:16 AM Sassy: hmmmm
·       Apr 09 12:17 AM Kris: hmmm?
·       Apr 09 12:17 AM Sassy: thinking
·       Apr 09 12:17 AM Sassy: got a little lost mulling over… you… in bed… me…
·       Apr 09 12:17 AM Kris: lost in what way?
·       Apr 09 12:18 AM Sassy: in my mind… fantasizing
·       Apr 09 12:19 AM Kris: ok…just when i thought it was safe to go…tell me…
·       Apr 09 12:19 AM Sassy: Sleep is more important
·       Apr 09 12:19 AM Sassy: Plenty of time later
·       Apr 09 12:19 AM Sassy: I probably won’t be online tomorrow night
·       Apr 09 12:19 AM Sassy: It’s a busy project night with an after party
·       Apr 09 12:20 AM Kris: won’t be able to chat?
·       Apr 09 12:20 AM Sassy: right
·       Apr 09 12:20 AM Kris: what’s the party like?
·       Apr 09 12:20 AM Sassy: take over the top floor of a restaurant
·       Apr 09 12:21 AM Kris: with project people?
·       Apr 09 12:21 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 09 12:22 AM Kris: ok…sounds “different”…fun…
·       Apr 09 12:22 AM Kris: did u read my email…
·       Apr 09 12:22 AM Sassy: remind me to show you a photo tomorrow
·       Apr 09 12:22 AM Sassy: or Th, from the party
·       Apr 09 12:22 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 09 12:23 AM Sassy: Can you go now?
·       Apr 09 12:23 AM Kris: meaning say good nite?
·       Apr 09 12:24 AM Sassy: Yes and yes
·       Apr 09 12:24 AM Kris: yes…nite sexy Sassy.
·       Apr 09 12:24 AM Sassy: Mwah! Sweet sexy dreams Kris!

by

Mr. Ernest I. Wantu

Tuesday, April 8, 2014 
Kris: Whoopee!….A REAL SEX DATE coming up! Me says to me self, that girl that picked on me will see–“I’m NOT a “chaser”–I’m NOT a chaser. Wait till she sees what my RIGHT hand can do…I’ll show HER”….Mr. Ernest Gushing 🙂 8:03 AM
Me: Good morning Mr Frisky! 8:29 AM
Kris: Good morning! Hope u have a good day! 9:05 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Tuesday, April 8, 2014 11:49 AM 
Subject: Thank you 
Hi Sexy Sassy,
Thank you for being so patient and kind with my “long gushing emails.”  I’m going to try and exercise a little self-control and not be too “high maintenance” for you–especially until after you’re finished with your latest project.  But I just want you to know how much I appreciate how nice you are–how patient with my “going on and on.”
But I also want you to know I’m looking forward to how naughty you no doubt can be too.  You may have “gotten a late start”–but there are no doubt some things you’re already comfortable with that I haven’t done yet—but may like to try with you.  Chatting is fun with you.  The sex part of the chatting is what the medical and mental health profession calls “Phase 1” of the sexual response cycle.  In my work I have to diagnose mental disorders using the “Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 4th Edition” published by the American Psychiatric Association (aka: DSM-IV).  DSM-V has just been published–but clinicians are not responsible to use the new version until this coming November.
There’s a whole section in it on “Sexual Dysfunctions.”  Of course, if you’re going to call something a “dysfunction”—it has to be compared to what’s considered “normal.”  “Normal” is considered able to enjoy the “four phases of sex” without “disturbance,” “pain” (unwanted pain that is) or inhibition:
1) Desire,
2) Excitement,
3) Orgasm,
4) Resolution.

So the DSM-IV states:

“Phase 1:  Desire:  This phase consists of fantasies about sexual activity and the desire to have sexual activity.”
I think we’re off to a “healthy start” with “Phase 1”–and the chatting helps—-  (According to you–my hand helped you along to “Phase 3” already.  Can I believe you?)
Here’s where your “vast experience” may come in handy.  After a very detailed description of exactly where the orgasmic contractions happen in both the male and female (want me to type it in another email?)—–the last sentence of “Phase 3: Orgasm” in the DSM-IV states:  “In both genders, the anal sphincter rhythmically contracts.”
Hmmmmm….there’s something I might like to do some more “field study” on….and see how that might be “explored” further….
Frisky
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Kris: shopped around….tstd.org is good as any…thanks for lead…tests 8 (not 7–includes herpes 1 & herpes 2)….going to one of their labs near me in NH tonite to pee & give blood….will scan results and attach to email to u thursday….Mr. Ernest I. Wantu 2:49 PM

by

Young hunk

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

4:46am Phil 

Have an amazing day cutie!
[photo of him looking very tired in a dress shirt with the tie undone]
7:00am Phil 
Feel good today. Sang Love is all Around all the way to work, smiled enjoying sweet memories. Have a great day Sass!

7:50am Sassy 
Good morning Philip!  So great to see your smile!  Have a terrific Tuesday!
7:50am Phil
: ) 
8:51am Phil 
Just makes me smile

[photo of his computer screen with an email from Beach Gal with photos of her smiling]

6:10pm Sassy
Dinner with Mom.  My fried chicken!

6:47pm Phil 
Have a great evening Sass!
[photo of him smiling]
6:51pm Sassy
I showed you to Mom!
6:53pm Phil 
Uh oh
What did you say? “You say remember this old fart?”
6:54pm Sassy 
She agrees with me – young hunk!  
She says you were such a nice boy.
6:54pm Phil 
Awwww

Making deviled eggs. Down 26 pounds!

6:55pm Sassy 
Awesome!  I can see it in your face.

Mom’s gone to pee.  You can ravage me now.  But be quick!

7:00pm Phil 
Ha!

10:34pm Phil 

Tough nite. Got home late, made amazing filets, made deviled eggs for work tomorrow, put on tunes that brought me crashing down. Pretty cool that another person can have this kind of impact. Not sure I want to let anyone else have it. This just sucks, I’ll go to bed and dream about the girl. Woke up last night reaching out for her. Do your friends say this ever goes away? How do you make the heartache stop? Get under another is not the answer I’m looking for. Funny, but not for me.

10:45pm Phil 

Nite girly, up at three, gonna try to sleep. Need a hug so so bad

10:45pm Sassy 
Hugs with groping!

10:50pm Phil 
I just need about a 12 hour hug and a shoulder to cry on. I was so good today and so bad now.

by

Ready to go

·       Apr 07 10:07 PM Kris: Hi!
·       Apr 07 10:08 PM Sassy: Hiya!
·       Apr 07 10:08 PM Sassy: Good work out?
·       Apr 07 10:08 PM Kris: yes!
·       Apr 07 10:09 PM Sassy: Been feeling alive?
·       Apr 07 10:09 PM Kris: yes!
·       Apr 07 10:10 PM Kris: worried all day about reading your email…just read it…you’re unbelievably sweet and nice!
·       Apr 07 10:11 PM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 07 10:11 PM Kris: only one line worried me a little…
·       Apr 07 10:11 PM Sassy: Oh?
·       Apr 07 10:12 PM Kris: when you said you worried i should find a gal who likes riding harleys.
·       Apr 07 10:13 PM Sassy: Why is that worrisome?
·       Apr 07 10:14 PM Sassy: I don’t want to worry you…
·       Apr 07 10:15 PM Kris: cuz it’s not really that important in terms of what i’m REALLY wanting…and i don’t think you would do it…but some women will pretend to be “watching out for my interests” but it’s really their way of saying…i’m easing you into letting you know i’m losing interest…but i don’t think you’re like that…i think you’ll be straight with me…like you said
·       Apr 07 10:16 PM Sassy: The more I like someone, the more I want them to have what they want
·       Apr 07 10:16 PM Sassy: I even start to think I should go away so you could find someone thin and beautiful! But then I remember how fantastic I am and get over it.  : )
·       Apr 07 10:17 PM Kris: GOOD FOR YOU SASSIE…LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 07 10:17 PM Sassy: Ha ha… okay then.  : )
·       Apr 07 10:18 PM Sassy: You sitting next to your lovely wife?
·       Apr 07 10:18 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 07 10:18 PM Kris: you
·       Apr 07 10:18 PM Sassy: alone at my desk, eating a late supper
·       Apr 07 10:19 PM Kris: whatch eatin
·       Apr 07 10:19 PM Sassy: Thai food
·       Apr 07 10:19 PM Kris: is it spicy
·       Apr 07 10:19 PM Sassy: not tonight
·       Apr 07 10:19 PM Sassy: a mild chicken coconut soup, little crispy spring rolls and steamed shrimp shumai
·       Apr 07 10:20 PM Kris: yum…sounds good…
·       Apr 07 10:20 PM Kris: can i respond to “thin and beautiful” for a minute?
·       Apr 07 10:20 PM Sassy: sure
·       Apr 07 10:21 PM
Kris: ok…i’m hot to not lose focus here…and i’m not a “chaser”…i want to “close”…if you let me…so what’s the MAIN thing i’m looking for (please pass this quiz)..
·       Apr 07 10:23 PM Kris: tap, tap, tap…waiting
·       Apr 07 10:26 PM Sassy: What quiz?
·       Apr 07 10:26 PM Sassy: Sorry… I am still a little slow from lack of sleep
·       Apr 07 10:26 PM Kris: my question is…what’s the main thing i’m looking for?
·       Apr 07 10:28 PM Kris: you have it in spades…just sayin
·       Apr 07 10:28 PM Kris: ok…want me to just tell you?
·       Apr 07 10:28 PM Sassy: Yes.
·       Apr 07 10:29 PM Kris: YOU REALLY LIKE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 07 10:29 PM Sassy: Ah right! I certainly showed that on Friday!
·       Apr 07 10:29 PM Kris: ok…but let me tell you the other reasons…
·       Apr 07 10:30 PM Sassy: I start to blush thinking of how bold I was, but then I think of what we did and I get lost in the heat and the passion and… mmmm
·       Apr 07 10:30 PM Kris: right…and you so turned me on because you took the initiative…
·       Apr 07 10:30 PM Kris: you just kissed me right in front of the restaurant…
·       Apr 07 10:30 PM Kris: and we just stood there on the street for a while
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: i never did that before
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: i would normally be embarrassed
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: but it was like there wasn’t anyone else there
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: and the same thing in the parking lot
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: i was lost in you…i didn’t care…
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: i was really excited
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: and really comfortable..
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: AND I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 07 10:32 PM Sassy: Yes… I shudder when I think of all the people and… then I don’t care. Just us… so good…
·       Apr 07 10:33 PM Sassy: I try to be outside myself… think what I would do if I was parking, walking to the mall, saw someone making out… whatever! Look! They’re having fun! Ha ha ha
·       Apr 07 10:34 PM Kris: some people would think that…others would think “get a room”…and be a little “put off” by it…
·       Apr 07 10:34 PM Kris: oh well..who cares…i didn’t
·       Apr 07 10:35 PM Sassy: Thank you very much for rolling with it.
·       Apr 07 10:35 PM Kris: something in the email you said we could chat about…think it had to do with testing
·       Apr 07 10:36 PM Sassy: I need to think more about it.
·        Apr 07 10:36 PM Kris: about what in particular?
·       Apr 07 10:36 PM Sassy: I suppose it comes down to whether I believe you.
·       Apr 07 10:37 PM Kris: ok…i’m going to make it easy for you…i’m going to do it…so let’s move on…
·       Apr 07 10:37 PM Sassy: Oh?
·       Apr 07 10:37 PM Kris: yes…
·       Apr 07 10:37 PM Sassy: There’s a bit of history behind this.
·       Apr 07 10:38 PM Sassy: Old flame went on and on about how he had never cheated, and he is such the “man of honor” boy scout etc. and I thought he is just like me! etc etc
·       Apr 07 10:39 PM Sassy: Of course, he meant except for this one woman that he moved out to be with and stayed out for 6 months and then his kids convinced him to go back and he had done all this wild stuff with her and she was totally wild and…
·       Apr 07 10:39 PM Sassy: He had only been back with his wife about 6 months
·       Apr 07 10:40 PM Sassy: He got tested every year – military is big on that – but it was just… he totally mischaracterized it
·       Apr 07 10:41 PM Sassy: So the person I feel closest to in the world was totally lying for a long time, mostly by omission but also in any “firsts” we did
·       Apr 07 10:42 PM Sassy: I’ve dealt with, I understand it, but it’s out there
·       Apr 07 10:42 PM Sassy: Thank you for not making me wonder
·       Apr 07 10:42 PM Sassy: Can you go to your doctor or are you using an online test? A pal recommends tstd.org
·       Apr 07 10:44 PM Kris: i would be embarrassed to go to my doctor…because he knows both me and my wife really intimately…so i’ll have to find someplace else…how can u do it online…need to draw blood and go to a lab…
·       Apr 07 10:44 PM Kris:  i did some research about testing sites in boston and nh a while back
·       Apr 07 10:45 PM Kris: there are free ones for the “big STDs”…
·       Apr 07 10:45 PM Kris: but not the whole list i emailed you
·       Apr 07 10:45 PM Kris: they cost about $40/test
·       Apr 07 10:45 PM Kris: i have insurance
·       Apr 07 10:45 PM Sassy: Check out the site. I think they have connections to local clinics. Give you a number – you walk in for a blood test and urine test – then they email you the results in 48 hrs
·       Apr 07 10:46 PM Kris: ok…but i want all the ones i emailed you…total of about 10
·       Apr 07 10:46 PM Kris: some only do “big ones”…not all i listed
·       Apr 07 10:47 PM Kris: only AIDS will kill you…but and all the others are “treatable”…but I don’t want ANY…
·       Apr 07 10:48 PM Kris: ok…i’ll check it out. what did you think of my list?
·       Apr 07 10:48 PM Sassy: It’s $199 for a full panel
·       Apr 07 10:48 PM Sassy: just enter your zip code… or mine for Boston area places
·       Apr 07 10:48 PM Sassy: friend online uses them
·       Apr 07 10:49 PM Kris: but does “full panel” include all 10 i listed?
·       Apr 07 10:51 PM Sassy: It lists 7.
·       Apr 07 10:52 PM Kris: what does…the full panel you’re talking about?
·       Apr 07 10:52 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 07 10:52 PM Kris: ok…so we’re both going to get tested and show each other the results…right?
·       Apr 07 10:53 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 07 10:53 PM Kris: ok…then we get lying out of the way
·       Apr 07 10:53 PM Sassy: Phew
·       Apr 07 10:53 PM Kris: that feels good
·       Apr 07 10:53 PM Sassy: I want you to feel good
·       Apr 07 10:53 PM Kris: and i want you to feel good
·       Apr 07 10:54 PM Sassy: You have magic hands
·       Apr 07 10:55 PM Kris: it wasn’t as good as it can be…partly because i was using my left hand and i’m right handed…
·       Apr 07 10:55 PM Kris: but thank you for saying so
·       Apr 07 10:56 PM Sassy: Yes… but it blew my mind that under some of the worst circumstances, it was still really really good. If it gets a lot better in a bed in private… damn…
·       Apr 07 10:56 PM Kris: it will…i promise…
·       Apr 07 10:56 PM Sassy: Have you seen “The Princess Bride?”
·       Apr 07 10:56 PM Kris: no
·       Apr 07 10:57 PM Sassy: It’s campy but fun.
·       Apr 07 10:57 PM Sassy: There is a great sword duel where they are dueling verbally as well and one guys says… you are better than I thought you’d be, you may be a match for me. I thought I was the best.
·       Apr 07 10:58 PM Sassy: And the other man says… there is something you should know.
·       Apr 07 10:58 PM Sassy: I am not left-handed!
·       Apr 07 10:58 PM Sassy: And he switches the blade over to his right hand and is an even better swordsman!
·       Apr 07 10:58 PM Kris: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 07 10:58 PM Kris: so watch out!
·       Apr 07 10:59 PM Sassy:  It is a movie I didn’t get a first, but after several tries it gets funnier and funnier and you start seeing the lines in every day life.
·       Apr 07 11:00 PM Kris: think we could watch it together sometime?
·       Apr 07 11:00 PM Sassy: Maybe so!
·       Apr 07 11:00 PM Sassy: My favorite line is… “I will explain… no… there is too much. I will sum up!”
·       Apr 07 11:01 PM Sassy: It’s very romantic
·       Apr 07 11:01 PM Sassy: There is kissing.  : )
·       Apr 07 11:01 PM Kris: Mwahh!
·       Apr 07 11:04 PM Sassy: Have you been fantasizing?
·       Apr 07 11:05 PM Kris: yes…constantly…and i’m not going to be too patient pretty soon…
·       Apr 07 11:07 PM Kris: right now if you let me…there’s only one thing i would feel “safe” doing before getting tested…but if you said “come play” in any other way…you wouldn’t have to ask twice…
·       Apr 07 11:08 PM Sassy: What would you feel safe doing?
·       Apr 07 11:08 PM Kris: I meant only one thing I WOULDN’T feel doing…but could do anything else
·       Apr 07 11:09 PM Kris: only one thing i wouldn’t feel safe doing…(get it straight Kris)
·       Apr 07 11:09 PM Sassy: What is that? P in V?
·       Apr 07 11:09 PM Kris: no…that i would feel safe doing with a condom on…
·       Apr 07 11:10 PM Sassy: anal?
·       Apr 07 11:10 PM Kris: going down on you…it’s not the highest risk thing…but still can transmit…
·       Apr 07 11:10 PM Sassy: ah… I see
·       Apr 07 11:10 PM Kris: with a condom I would do anything…right now…
·       Apr 07 11:10 PM Kris: i like giving oral…
·       Apr 07 11:10 PM Kris: but i can use my hand…and other things
·       Apr 07 11:12 PM Kris: have you been fantasizing?
·       Apr 07 11:12 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 07 11:12 PM Kris: want to tell me some?
·       Apr 07 11:12 PM Sassy: I tend to focus on basics
·       Apr 07 11:12 PM Kris: go on
·       Apr 07 11:12 PM Sassy: Kissing
·       Apr 07 11:13 PM Kris: you’re a great kisser…we’ve established that
·       Apr 07 11:13 PM Sassy: You exploring my body…
·       Apr 07 11:13 PM Sassy: What happens when you touch my back… my neck…
·       Apr 07 11:14 PM Sassy: kiss the inside of my knee
·       Apr 07 11:14 PM Sassy: me sucking on you.  : )
·       Apr 07 11:15 PM Kris: omg…do you need the results of my tests first?
·       Apr 07 11:16 PM Kris: parts of your fantasy are similar to parts of mine…want to hear some?
·       Apr 07 11:18 PM Sassy: Oh yes
·       Apr 07 11:19 PM Kris: i asked 2 questions…sorry…first one is “do you need the results of my tests first? (impatience)
·       Apr 07 11:19 PM Sassy: oop
·       Apr 07 11:20 PM Sassy: missed that one
·       Apr 07 11:20 PM Kris: so?
·       Apr 07 11:20 PM Kris: pressure…i know…you’ve got me SO horny…
·       Apr 07 11:21 PM Kris: so answer is?
·       Apr 07 11:21 PM Sassy: I am ready to go
·       Apr 07 11:21 PM Kris: Whoopeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 07 11:21 PM Kris: ok…back to my fantasy…ready?
·       Apr 07 11:23 PM Sassy: oh yes.  : )
·       Apr 07 11:24 PM Kris: ok…so my fantasies tend to be not “fully developed”…if that makes any sense…it’s like they’re kind of “scenes in a movie” that aren’t necessarily all connected…but i’ll do the best i can…
·       Apr 07 11:24 PM Sassy: Of course
·       Apr 07 11:24 PM Kris: so here’s one…about the first time…
·       Apr 07 11:25 PM Kris: we’re in a softly lit room…but want to see everything…
·       Apr 07 11:27 PM Kris: I ask you to get undressed without me there…and get in bed…and lay on your stomach on the bed with something covering your butt…so your bare back and legs are exposed…but that’s all i can see at first…
·       Apr 07 11:28 PM Kris: then i start to gently rub your shoulders and back…i ask you teach me how to rub your back so that it feels really good…harder…softer…rub…press down a little harder…
·       Apr 07 11:28 PM Kris: i want to start with the “non-erogenous” parts first…and “work my way there”…
·       Apr 07 11:29 PM Kris: i bend over and brush your hair back and kiss you on the neck…
·       Apr 07 11:29 PM Kris: nibble a little on your ear…
·       Apr 07 11:29 PM Kris: rub your arms…outstretched…
·       Apr 07 11:29 PM Kris: kiss your arms…kiss your hands…
·       Apr 07 11:29 PM Kris: rub your back…
·       Apr 07 11:30 PM Kris: rub your legs…gently…kiss you anywhere you want…
·       Apr 07 11:30 PM Kris: you teach me what feels good and how to do it…
·       Apr 07 11:30 PM Kris: that’s as far as i get in the “non-erogeous” part…
·       Apr 07 11:30 PM Sassy: That is mesmerizing…
·       Apr 07 11:30 PM Sassy: I will tell you there is a spot
·       Apr 07 11:31 PM Sassy: on my back
·       Apr 07 11:31 PM Sassy: It’s directly connected to another spot
·       Apr 07 11:31 PM Sassy: you’ll know when you find it
·       Apr 07 11:31 PM Kris: how will i know?
·       Apr 07 11:31 PM Sassy: I will explode
·       Apr 07 11:32 PM Kris: stupid question…but how will you explode?
·       Apr 07 11:32 PM Sassy: or squirm a lot
·       Apr 07 11:32 PM Kris: nother stupid question…what’s it connected to?
·       Apr 07 11:32 PM Sassy: inside me
·       Apr 07 11:33 PM Kris: not enough to have an orgasm though?
·       Apr 07 11:33 PM Sassy: enough
·       Apr 07 11:33 PM Kris: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How does that even work?
·       Apr 07 11:34 PM Sassy: I dunno… it’s like the Staples easy button!
·       Apr 07 11:34 PM Kris: I guess! You could make the worst lover in the world look good!
·       Apr 07 11:34 PM Sassy: Ha ha
·       Apr 07 11:35 PM Sassy: I used to think sex was this fast, frantic thing
·       Apr 07 11:35 PM Sassy: and it still can be
·       Apr 07 11:35 PM Sassy: But I have also learned the joys of touching
·       Apr 07 11:35 PM Sassy: slow
·       Apr 07 11:35 PM Sassy: careful
·       Apr 07 11:36 PM Sassy: agonizingly tantalizing
·       Apr 07 11:36 PM Sassy: varied
·       Apr 07 11:36 PM Sassy: often much more memorable
·       Apr 07 11:36 PM Sassy: and you find places…
·       Apr 07 11:36 PM Sassy: a patch of skin
·       Apr 07 11:36 PM Sassy: a sensation
·       Apr 07 11:36 PM Kris: omg…like the way you sucked my finger and there wasn’t anything left to my imagination…except…IS SHE ACTUALLY GOING TO DO THAT TO ME SOMEDAY
·       Apr 07 11:37 PM Sassy: Yes… little things… that go into our minds and come out much more powerful
·       Apr 07 11:37 PM Sassy: Mmmf.. i was a total hussy on Friday
·       Apr 07 11:38 PM Sassy: I was not being a tease… it was foreplay… a preview… a promise
·       Apr 07 11:38 PM Kris: a PROMISE?
·       Apr 07 11:38 PM Sassy: a peek
·       Apr 07 11:38 PM Kris: i thought you were still deciding…but i’m not letting you off the hook of your answer just a little whiile ago: “I’m ready to go.”
·       Apr 07 11:39 PM Sassy: That’s the odd thing about affairs
·       Apr 07 11:39 PM Kris: what?
·       Apr 07 11:39 PM Sassy: Deciding
·       Apr 07 11:39 PM Sassy: I get the feeling men are always deciding
·       Apr 07 11:39 PM Kris: deciding what?
·       Apr 07 11:40 PM Sassy: If they want to continue
·       Apr 07 11:40 PM Kris: we have barely started…and i want to get in bed with you
·       Apr 07 11:41 PM Kris: don’t you think women are also deciding if they want to continue?
·       Apr 07 11:41 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 07 11:41 PM Sassy: Interesting balance to keep it exciting
·       Apr 07 11:41 PM Kris: balance between what and what?
·       Apr 07 11:42 PM Sassy: Endless auditioning but not boring, allowing each other to relax a little, without taking it for granted
·       Apr 07 11:43 PM Kris: i wouldn’t mind being able to “take something for granted”…at least for awhile…the “hunt” is exhausting…
·       Apr 07 11:43 PM Sassy: indeed
·       Apr 07 11:43 PM Kris: i mean…if we start out having really good sex…and lots of fun…and we just go along…then it’s good…
·       Apr 07 11:44 PM Sassy: Sounds fantastic!
·       Apr 07 11:44 PM Sassy: and you know I won’t be boring.
·       Apr 07 11:44 PM Kris: if one day we’re looking at each other thinking “ho hum”…well…we deal with it then…but hope it doesn’t happen too soon…at least that’s the way i’m thinking…and hoping for…
·       Apr 07 11:46 PM Sassy: Sounds so good
·       Apr 07 11:46 PM Kris: little digression…but about how much you’ve got me “hooked”…
·       Apr 07 11:46 PM Kris: i’m at the gym tonight working out…
·       Apr 07 11:47 PM Kris: i’m probably one of the oldest guys in there…
·       Apr 07 11:47 PM Kris: surrounded by beautiful young women and muscle-bound young studs…
·       Apr 07 11:47 PM Kris: tight clothes on all the women…
·       Apr 07 11:47 PM Kris: pretty faces…fit bodies…
·       Apr 07 11:48 PM Kris: and the whole time i’m thinking of what i want to do with you…
·       Apr 07 11:48 PM Kris: it’s not about “thin and beautiful” for me…
·       Apr 07 11:48 PM Kris: it’a about…if you WANT ME…and YOU LIKE SEX… you’ve got me…and right now you do…
·       Apr 07 11:48 PM Kris: i lust after other women…
·       Apr 07 11:49 PM Kris: but i’m not going to be with anyone else…
·       Apr 07 11:49 PM Kris: not because i’m “noble”…
·       Apr 07 11:49 PM Kris: i don’t have the time or energy…
·       Apr 07 11:49 PM Kris: and i’m not “wired’ that way…
·       Apr 07 11:49 PM Kris: stepping out on my wife is a “big deal” to me…
·       Apr 07 11:49 PM Kris: and i want to do it with YOU…
·       Apr 07 11:49 PM Kris: your turn
·       Apr 07 11:50 PM Sassy: My turn?
·       Apr 07 11:50 PM Kris: to talk
·       Apr 07 11:50 PM Sassy: You make me smile
·       Apr 07 11:50 PM Kris: why?
·       Apr 07 11:51 PM Sassy: So earnest
·       Apr 07 11:51 PM Kris: hmmmm…meaning?
·       Apr 07 11:51 PM Sassy: I am used to casualness
·       Apr 07 11:52 PM Sassy: Non-committed ness
·       Apr 07 11:52 PM Kris: don’t want to scare you off
·       Apr 07 11:52 PM Sassy: It is refreshing
·       Apr 07 11:52 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 07 11:53 PM Sassy: But take your time. Get to know me
·       Apr 07 11:53 PM Kris: ok…is having sex with you getting to know you?…not going to want to wait long…
·       Apr 07 11:54 PM Sassy: Oh yes… that is a very important component of this
·       Apr 07 11:54 PM Sassy: Because you can do all the rest with almost anyone else… eating, talking, etc.
·       Apr 07 11:55 PM Sassy: But the sex has to be good.
·       Apr 07 11:55 PM Sassy: First times can be odd…
·       Apr 07 11:55 PM Sassy: please do not judge too much from that
·       Apr 07 11:56 PM Sassy: It can be tough to have the most fun as you’re getting used to someone
·       Apr 07 11:56 PM Sassy: But it can just get better and better
·       Apr 07 11:57 PM Kris: well…you’re obviously much more experienced in all of this than me (having affairs that is)…but…
·       Apr 07 11:58 PM Sassy: I try to use what I’ve learned but not be too big a cynic.
·       Apr 07 11:58 PM Kris: those last six lines are almost exactly what the woman who had a 3 month chatting relationship said…and i know it’s true…she asked me once…
·       Apr 07 11:58 PM Kris: she asked me…what happens if we have sex and it isn’t good?
·       Apr 07 11:58 PM Kris: i said, well…do i only get “one shot” at it…don’t you think there will be just a little nervousness the first time?
·       Apr 07 11:59 PM Kris: she said…yes…don’t judge by that…
·       Apr 07 11:59 PM Kris: just like you said…but with you..
·       Apr 07 11:59 PM Kris: i have this feeling it’s not going to be so hard…
·       Apr 07 11:59 PM Kris: that’s not b.s…
·       Apr 07 11:59 PM Sassy: I hope we could talk…
·       Apr 08 12:00 AM Sassy: Say… hunh… that was a little freaky… let’s try again and do more x or try y…
·       Apr 08 12:00 AMS assy: Does that seem possible?
·       Apr 08 12:00 AM Kris: does what seem possible?
·       Apr 08 12:00 AMSassy: talking, being open, trying again
·       Apr 08 12:00 AMSassy: like a recipe…may not taste quite right the first time. Add more milk… try some salt…
·       Apr 08 12:02 AMKris: gotcha…absolutely…we tell each other what we like…what feels good…what isn’t working…if we like each other and trust each other and can even laugh a little about things…it seems like it should be exciting and fun and work…
·       Apr 08 12:03 AMKris: i mean…what about Friday?
·       Apr 08 12:03 AMKris: that was good for me…very exciting…felt good…comfortable…know i’m repeating myself…a “first” for me…just really good…and only a “sneak peek”
·       Apr 08 12:04 AMSassy: Very promising start!
·       Apr 08 12:05 AMKris: ok…so where/when are we doing something next?…and what…do you want to do?
·       Apr 08 12:05 AMSassy: I need to focus on my project stuff this week. But after that I am open
·       Apr 08 12:06 AMKris: when is it over?
·       Apr 08 12:06 AMSassy: Saturday
·       Apr 08 12:06 AM Kris: so from this coming Sunday on?
·       Apr 08 12:07 AMSassy: Yes. My life should get much quieter
·       Apr 08 12:07 AMSassy: So I can focus on you
·       Apr 08 12:09 AMKris: what do you want to do the next time we meet?
·       Apr 08 12:09 AMSassy: thinking up ways to make you smile and help you make me smile
·       Apr 08 12:10 AMKris: so we’re going to sit around tell each other jokes all day?
·       Apr 08 12:10 AMKris: JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 08 12:11 AMKris: where will we be…and how long will we spend together?
·       Apr 08 12:11 AMSassy: What were you envisioning?
·       Apr 08 12:12 AMKris: a whole day starting with lunch and leading to bed
·       Apr 08 12:12 AMKris: or brunch…
·       Apr 08 12:14 AMKris: or an early dinner leading to bed…but doesn’t leave as much time for the most fun part…
·       Apr 08 12:15 AMSassy: Hotel may be tricky until the Marathon is over
·       Apr 08 12:17 AMKris: or could move a little further out…close enough so you’re not out of your comfort zone…but less popular area for the Marathon visitors…when’s the Marathon?
·       Apr 08 12:17 AMSassy: April 21
·       Apr 08 12:18 AMSassy: I can do some checking once we know possible dates
·       Apr 08 12:19 AMKris: what are your thoughts about my suggestions…do you have some alternate thoughts/ideas…something else in mind that you’d prefer?
·       Apr 08 12:19 AMSassy: Sounds wonderful
·       Apr 08 12:20 AMSassy: We’ll figure it out. It will be fun!
·       Apr 08 12:20 AMSassy: I should get to bed.
·       Apr 08 12:20 AMSassy: Talk more tomorrow night?
·       Apr 08 12:21 AMKris: me too…thank you…Mr. Earnest
·       Apr 08 12:21 AMKris: nite…hugs and love that groping…
·       Apr 08 12:21 AMSassy: You are made of awesome
·       Apr 08 12:21 AMKris: tomorrow…ok…might be late again though…
·       Apr 08 12:22 AMSassy: Sure
·       Apr 08 12:22 AMKris: ok…deep kiss…nite

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STDs and Song of Songs

Monday, April 7, 2014 
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 7, 2014 1:49 AM
Subject: testing list / a poem of two lovers
Hi “Sassy”! (now is when I wish I knew your real name–since “Sassy” is a fun name–and the following is “not so fun”):
Here’s a list of STDs I believe we should be tested for.  I wouldn’t “leave it up to the professionals” by assuming they will “automatically” test for ALL of these.  I would suggest you specifically request that you be tested for each and every one of them.  
I don’t want to be a “kill joy.”  On the contrary–I’m hoping you’ll still decide to take me as a lover and we can just have REALLY HOT SEX AND FUN–AND OFTEN!!!  But at least for me–it’s not going to be “fun”–if I’m worried about the following:
1)  HIV/AIDS
2)  Chlamydia
3)  Gonorrhea
4)  Hepatitis A
5)  Hepatitis B
6)  Hepatitis C
5)  Genital Herpes
6)  Human Papillomavirus (HPV)
7)  Syphilis
8)  Trichomoniasis
One very excellent source of information is the Center for Disease Control website.  It gives very detailed information about all of the above.  Including what specific activities are more “high risk” versus “less risk” (vaginal, oral, anal, “rimming,” “topping,” “bottoming,” etc.—the “whole nine yards”).  You can go to:  http://www.cdc.gov/std/default.htm
If you want me to be tested please say so.  I haven’t had sex with anyone but my wife in 25 years—and I know for a fact she has never had sex with anyone but me.  But it is completely fair and reasonable for you to “not just take my word for it.”  So PLEASE TELL ME DIRECTLY–AND I’LL BE TESTED TOO.
I don’t want to go on too long here, but I just need to say that the cheerful emails I open from you in the mornings make my day!  (Plus, I think to myself, “Wow!  She’s actually still talking to me–and seems to still be interested!”)
To try and end this email with something a little “lighter” and more positive–consider these short excerpts of poetry written by King Solomon, the third king of ancient Israel (conceived as the result of an adulterous affair his father King David had with Bathsheba)–as an “ex-church-girl” you probably know that story:
Solomon’s Song of Songs
Beloved
  Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth—
     for your love is more delightful
                   than wine.
Pleasing is the fragrance of your
                   perfumes;
             your name is like perfume poured out.
             No wonder the maidens love you!
Take me away with you–let us hurry!
Let the king bring me into his chambers.
Lover
How beautiful you are my darling!
             Oh, how beautiful!
  Your eyes are doves.
Beloved
How handsome you are, my lover!
      Oh, how charming!
                And our bed is verdant.
Lover
The beams of our house are cedars,
             our rafters are firs.
Beloved
I am a rose of Sharon,
         a lily of the valleys.
Lover
Like a lily among the thorns,
             is my darling among the maidens.
How beautiful you are and how pleasing,
O love, with your delights!
Your stature is like that of the palm,
            and your breasts like clusters of fruit.
I said, “I will climb the palm tree;
            I will take hold of its fruit.”
May your breasts be like the clusters
                    of the vine,
            the fragrance of your breath like apples,
            and your mouth like the best of wine.”
Hoping to be your lover–and maybe “demure _____?” and “sexy Sassy” can find a way to get together—in both hot sex—–and….who knows?
Kris
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Kris: “Come, my lover, let us go to the countryside, let us spend the night in the villages. …there I will give you my love. …that I have stored up for you, my lover.” (Song of Songs, 7:11-13) 12:02 PM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Monday, Apr 7, 2014 4:18 PM 
Re: testing list / a poem of two lovers
Hiya Kris!  
How is your Monday?   
So sorry I’ve been out of touch… yesterday was wacky!!  I am so worn out!  Forgive me if I can’t write much today.  I partied until 4:30 am – my brain is toast! 
I have read your messages, and I will read them again and again.  You were gushing… so sweet!  You’re right, I don’t freak out easily.  And I promise you not to go silent.  I hate that.  If things change, I will tell you.  I am worrying today that you should find a gal who adores riding Harleys. 
You have written the most incredible things!  I am amazed at what you have been inspired to write.  I had to smile about the kissing… not sure why but I have a talent for it.  Believe what I tell you! 
Let me think more about requesting that you be tested.  In theory I should – to be 100% sure.  You might want to do it as a baseline.  But there are many variables.  Let me get some sleep and get back to you.  I may want to talk more about it in real time. 
I have to smile at your Song of Solomon references.  I know that text well.  My husband and I wanted part of it read at our wedding.  The minister said we could not find 4 contiguous verses that were not salacious.  Here is what we found – which seemed perfect for us being older and having found each other on the internet: 
Song of Solomon, chapter 3, beginning with the first verse:
I sought him whom my soul loves;
I sought him, but found him not;
I called him, but he gave no answer.
“I will rise now and go about the city,
in the streets and in the squares;
I will seek him whom my soul loves.”
I sought him, but found him not.
The sentinels found me,
as they went about in the city.
“Have you seen him whom my soul loves?”
Scarcely had I passed them,
when I found him whom my soul loves.
I held him, and would not let him go.
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There is so much more I’d like to talk about… but for now I will go.  I think I will sleep.  I will hope to be back around by the time you’re ready to chat.  Look for me and I will chat if I can. 
Hugs with groping!  And my hand in your front pocket.
-S
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Me: Hiya! Sent you email. Brain is toast. Going to nap. Hope to chat later 4:24 PM
Kris: ok…i’m so paranoid….thought u dumped me…i’m 62 going on 17 with u… like u SO much….and want u SO bad….feel like i don’t know what to do (but am sure you DO….wink….ache) 5:14 PM
  
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Kris: leaving gym right now….b home in 20…..chat then?….or too tired? 9:36 PM
Me: Awake! Chattable! 9:50 PM
Kris: k…just got home…gimme 10… 🙂 9:54 PM

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Super nice

Monday, April 7, 2014
6:37am Phil 
Morning girly. Have a great day!
8:03am Phil 
You ok?
8:55am Sassy 
Good morning kid!  Doing great!  
Delicious dinner,  great “dessert!”
9:03am Phil 
So the condoms came in (LOL) handy

Glad you enjoyed the evening. 

Rainy day here. Matches my mood. Working on my day off, forces me to focus elsewhere

Enjoy your day

12:52pm Phil 

Got this damn song by Wet Wet Wet stuck in my head, Love is All Around. Played it 20 times this morning

Rainy, chilly day out but good for my grass

12:56pm Sassy 

Almost home. Stopped at Rein’s Deli so I have a Reuben for lunch
            
1:00pm Phil
Fabulous. Reuben is my all time favorite with hot pastrami on rye next. Not eating either at the moment. Just low calorie, no fat, tasteless shit. Put my jeans on two sizes down and dropping!
1:38pm Sassy 
I’m full of matzo ball soup and corned beef.  Sooo good!  Yay for skinny you!
1:40pm Phil 
Want to be much skinnier.
1:47pm Phil 
Sounds yummy. Talked to a friend who is also a counselor. Told me this could take months. He said there will likely always be sadness triggered by a song, an event, a place. Told me I’ll learn to smile, enjoy the memories and continue. Said hold her in your heart and continue to love her if you like. Eventually the pain will lesson. Geez! Sitting by the fire was tough last night, everything is memory – on kids play sets, piles of leaves, the back seat, churches, it’s ridiculous!
1:50pm Sassy 
Glad you’re talking – very healthy to let it out
1:59pm Phil 
Helps most days fuck it, forget her. Last thing I want. Why u home so early?
2:04pm Phil 
Looked at a lot of pics this morning and smiled and laughed. I had naughty ones but deleted those awhile back. Did not feel I should have those any longer

Jock nice? Sounds like the evening fulfilled your expectations

2:31pm Sassy 
Super nice
2:36pm Phil 
That’s wonderful! Very happy to hear that.  It’s what you deserve
2:44pm Sassy 
Probably just once. Or very rare,  but worth it.
3:32pm Phil 
Take what you can get and enjoy. Better than wanting to jump off a building.

I’ll give different advise from now on. Just get over it is bullshit and doesn’t work. It hurts deep and long. Changes you

3:50pm Sassy
I know.  You changed me.
3:59pm Phil 
For the better or worse
4:19pm Sassy 
Very much for better, but with chunks of angst here and there.
4:22pm Phil 
Yeah, I hear you. I have so much regret. I could have prevented this