Monthly Archives: January 2014

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Ribs and brisket

Friday, January 11, 2013
9:45am Phil
Fried ocra, loaded mashed potatoes, crawfish étouffée, fried mushrooms!
Really neat little place
Oooh that would be nice too
Warm cream
2:35pm Phil
Big ass beer!
[photo of him outside in a sweatshirt holding a beer]
Ribs, brisket and big ass 32 ounce beers!
[Another photo of him outside in a sweatshirt holding a beer]
2:45pm
Yay!  Good PT, good doc appt, guy was not for me.  Ah well just have more time to play!!
Kid – you are looking so good!
2:50pm Phil 
[photo of him sitting outside in a sweatshirt eating a rib]
Mmmm
[photo of his plate]

Mmmm
[photo of another plate]

3:12pm
Oh my!  Yum! You are so lucky!  This is all on Uncle Sam?
3:13pm Phil
Yeah baby! Thank you!
Love all you tax payers
Ribs and brisket!
3:13pm
I’m having lobster roll, chowder and fried shrimp!  Drove through Kelly’s Roast Beef on my way home.  Man was not good, so I get a great lunch instead!  
3:14pm Phil
Oh hush! Show off!
3:15pm
But I had to pay!
12:10am
Good night, sweet man.
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FFF Scrying

Hiya Readers!  It’s time for Flash Fiction Friday, when Tom from Three Spelling Mistakes posts a photo and a challenge for us to write about!  Join in!  Click on his blog to see what he and other amazing writers saw in this photo.  My take is below:  Here’s the challenge:

Character Limit: 2,014 (without spaces)… or if you can’t count characters, 201.4 words.
Required Words: Scrying
Forbidden Name: Justin Bieber
Extra Credit: Predict something that will happen in 2014. But don’t predict a specific person’s death — that’s bad karma.

Bonus Words: If your prediction comes true, +100 words you can tack onto a future FFF!
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I got out of work early and walked to the train a different way.  I turned down the seediest street in town – passed the pawn shop, the adult book store, and what’s this?  There was a new sign out front of the horrible massage parlor – “Madame Sarah’s Scrying Shop.”  I stopped to read the lettering on the door, “Fortune Teller Extraordinaire! Test the crystal ball to see your future!  Grand Opening Discounts!”  I had a “what the hell?” moment and pushed open the door.  The old-fashioned bell tolled announcing my arrival.  I expected an old woman in a fringed shawl, and spooky dark rooms with incense burning.  
I was surprised by the white walls, the sparse, zen furnishings and New Age Musak, with trendy track lighting.  I was even more surprised by the woman at the desk… maybe she was a receptionist?  “May I help you?” she piped up in a bright cheery voice.  She was the most beautiful young woman I’d seen in a while.   I glanced at the pricing sheet in a silver frame – a 15-minute reading was only $15.  I could spring for that, just for the entertainment value. 
“I’d like a reading, with the crystal ball,” I said. She smiled and nodded. 
“Right this way! You may call me Sarah!”  I was shocked that she was Madame Sarah.  She looked more like a commercial for cosmetics.  She led me down the hallway to a comfortable room in the back.  There was a table with a chair on either side, with the pristine ball in the center.  She pointed to the padded swivel chair, and sat in the straight chair opposite.  She asked me to write down questions I wanted answered.  I wrote a quick list – about my job, the World Series winner, and my love life.  She smirked.
“May I take your hand?” she asked. I stretched my hand out to her.  She stared into my eyes.  I felt the most intense jolt of sexual energy!  I looked down, and my eyes landed on her gorgeous chest.  That didn’t help!  I looked back up.  She had closed her eyes and was breathing very deeply.  She placed her hands on the ball, then opened her eyes to peer into it.  All I could see was her beautiful deep blue eyes. 
She gasped, whispering, “I can’t say.  I sorry.” 
“What?  I thought…”
She spoke quickly.  “You should go.  It’s not you, exactly.  It’s never happened before, but… I um..saw myself!” she admitted. 
“It’s okay… tell me,” I requested.  She blushed!
“I… you… um… well… you see… we…” 
She came around the table, sat on my lap facing me, wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed me like I have never been kissed.  I like this future! 
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Trifuckta

To: Sassy
From: Mr Truck 
Sent: Wed, Jan 9, 2013 10:08 AM EST
Subject: Mmmm
Was laying in bed thinking of fun things to do with you. 
I conjured up a 3 point erotic stimulation, a ‘trifuckta’ if you will!  You slowly sucking my grateful cock while one finger flicks my nipple and another finger softly drills my belly button. Of course you can rotate positions: tongue in belly, one hand jacks me off and the other plays with a nipple and so on. I’d of course do the same with you. 
Thoughts?
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From: Sassy
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Jan 9, 2013 Wed Jan  9 3:25:58 2013
Yes, yes yes…. this sounds so wonderful!  I would adore watching your face and hearing your breath go ragged and moans…you are so creative.  
It is getting to be torture you know… not being able to touch you!

-S
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From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2013 8:21 AM
Subject: Re: Mmmm
Still shivering in the best possible way about this scenario!  Have a terrific Thursday, Stan!
-S
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From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:19 AM 
Subject: Re: Mmmm
I can’t get you off my mind!

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Hearing him cum

Thursday, January 10, 2013
8:18am
Good morning!  Up to 38 degrees!  I get to meet w/ HR and my union guy @ 2pm.  Yippee.  Hope your meetings are more fun! Mwah!
8:50am Phil
Yuck!  hope it goes well:)
10:13pm Phil
Dinner, Vinegar Jim’s, cool place!
[photo of his plate]

10:17pm
Holy cow!  Literally!  What are the sides?  Yum!
11:21 pm TEXT Phil2: Sent you an email
11:26 pm TEXT Me: No gots
11:27 pm TEXT Me: It just appeared!
11:27 pm TEXT Phil2: same email?
11:27 pm TEXT Me: Got it!  Mmmmmm
Three emails with photos and videos of him jerking off in the shower! 
11:27pm Phil
Hey girl
11:29pm
Hiya kid
11:29 pm TEXT Phil2: Just playing around
11:30 pm TEXT me: Yum
11:30 pm TEXT Phil2: Was it the video?
11:32pm Phil
Playing around
11:39 pm TEXT Me: Yes 3 seconds
11:39pm
What are you thinking about?  Hot mouths again?
11:40 pm TEXT Phil2: Was longer than that I thought
11:46 pm TEXT Me: Just a twitch
11:48pm
Got three of them… wow!
Mmmmph… want that.  Right here.  (points to my mouth)
11:56 pm TEXT Phil2: That sucks
11:56 pm TEXT Me: No I do!
12:10am
Sweet dreams, kid.  Mwah!
12:12 am TEXT Phil2: Yes you do and very well too
12:12 am TEXT Me: I also lick
12:13 am TEXT Phil2: Nothing like shooting hot cum down your throat
12:14 am TEXT Me: You want that?
12:21 am TEXT Phil2: Oh hell yeah
12:21 am TEXT Phil2: Love that tongue on my balls and in my ass
12:25 am TEXT Me: Adore tasting you, teasing you
12:26 am TEXT Phil2: Mmmmmmm laying here stroking my cock
12:27 am TEXT Me: Think of my hand
12:28 am TEXT Me: Call? I wanna help you, hear you cum
12:34 am CALL 
[We talked for 13 minutes.  Yes, I heard him cum!]
12:38 am TEXT Me: Oh my… you are made of awesome!
12:49 am TEXT Phil2: 🙂

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Mr Scat Meet Set up

From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Tue, Jan 8, 2013 at 12:19 AM
Hi Archie!  
Sorry to be delayed responding… yahoo mail has been acting weird all evening!  Argh!  
I hope you had a good Monday.  
Yeah DazzleDent’s tumblr is fascinating.  He has amazing taste, and his commentary is insightful and funny and deep.  
I am looking at Friday afternoon… maybe 1 or 1:30 pm?  I plan to take a day off work.  How about meeting at Panera in the big shopping center in Everett, close to where Rte 99 and 16 cross.  Are you familiar with that area?  It has a SuperTarget, Texas Road House, TGIFriday’s.  The Panera is next to Chuck E Cheese on the far left corner.  Lots of free parking, seating… does that work for you? 
Here’s the address to plug into GPS or Google maps etc. 
27 Mystic View Road, Everett, MA 02149
Here’s a quick link to directions: http://goo.gl/maps/G9P6V
I could go for their amazing iced green tea and a hug from a nice man! 
-Sassy
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From: Archie
To: Sassy 
Sent: Tuesday, January 8, 2013 8:38 AM
Hi Sassy,
Friday should work. I’ll get back to you to confirm, I’m familiar with that area. I used to meet a client down there. 
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Tue, Jan 8, 2013 at 1:00 PM
Hooray!  I am going to see your smiling face!  I hope that time works, but if not we can make a new plan.  I am taking the day off, have a doctors appointment at noon.  I will head over right to Panera after that.  I know the first meeting can be tough on the nerves – if there is anything you want to ask that would make it easier, go ahead.  
Hope you’re having a great day!  
-S
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From: Archie
To: Sassy 
Sent: Wednesday, January 9, 2013 9:52 AM
Hi Sassy,
I haven’t emailed because my wife has been around a lot more in the past couple of days. Friday is fine. I know where the mall is. I’ll get there at 1PM. I’ll wait in Panera Bread for you. 
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Wed, Jan 9, 2013 at 2:28 PM
HI Archie.
Isn’t that always the way that the wife is around more when you want to email?  It’s fine… I know you have a real life that makes it tricky.  
Please don’t worry if I’m not there at 1 pm… I am guessing it will be between 1:15-1:30 pm before I can get there.  I will be there!  I’ve asked my husband to get his stuff out of my mini-van, so if we end up wanting a more private space to talk, we can do that.  If not, no worries.  
I am very excited about Friday.  You are giving me something very special to think about to get me through this week!  
-S
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Dick in Slit

Wednesday, January 9, 2013
8:26am
Good morning, kid! I’ve got a big smile on my face! Have a super Wednesday
12:08pm Phil
Why the big smile? Enjoy the day!
[photo of him outside, in a suit & tie]
3:01pm
You are so handsome!  Thank you for letting me see!!  I am smiling thinking about your dick in my slit!  Hope your meetings are going well and you get to have some fun!
9:41pm Phil
A happy boy!
[photo of him in a hoodie, in a bar, holding a margarita]
My dick in your wet slit sounds delightful!
9:47pm
Cheers!  It would feel delightful…
Long day?
10:39pm  Phil
Nope! Good day!
10:39pm
Yay! Enjoying time to yourself?
11:00pm Phil
I am!
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Milking

From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy 
Sent: Monday, January 7, 2013 1:14 PM
Subject: Re: Stormy Sex 
Wife is home sick.  Might not be able to call nor take a pic of my ass 🙁
Oh my, I just read your story, wow so hot. 
[I sent him to read some erotica I wrote – Stormy Sex]
I was sitting back stroking my limp cock and reading, getting slightly harder all the while. Then when your female character put her finger in the man’s ass, I was so caught off guard myself. I hadn’t seen this while skimming your story. Wifey was in the shower, so I pulled off my shirt and began playing with my nipple while my jacking speed increased on my now fully erect cock, continuing to read as the lady rimmed the man. I uncorked a premature load right then and there. I was using your story to create a scenario with you, where you do the same, making me flinch at first. But you’d know how to calm and distract me from the initial uneasiness of a probing finger by sucking my nipples, one at a time. 
And as it turns out, when I play with my own nipples is often when I begin to get anal cravings. The way your lady character talks to the guy, whispers that he likes to be finger fucked, “doesn’t he?” That is so hot because I can imagine you whispering that to me as your finger slowly and increasingly deeper, fucks my neglected asshole. It’s a bit embarrassing but in a hot way, to have a woman know my secret and exploit it, at first with one finger then possibly two, as I moan my confession, “Oh honey, oh yes, oh fuck me, I need to be fucked, I need my sweet prostate milked everyday…”  
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From: Mr Truck 
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, January 7, 2013 1:22 PM
Subject: Milking
Some nice stuff……..less than a minute each
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From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Mon, Jan 7, 2013 6:40:44 PM 
Subject: Re: Milking 
Wow!  Those are hot!  I adore the quick little “boom” videos.  Though I am surprised the men are not more vocal.  P-spot play is supposed to be very intense. 
Here is my favorite “ass play” video.  I learned a lot from it. Very gentle, different toys, nice sounds.  
-S
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From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Subject: Re: Stormy Sex
Sent: Mon, Jan 7, 2013 6:47:59 PM 
Wow… this is so… exactly what I want to know… how my writing affects you.  Damn, it is so hot to think about you sitting there, reading my work and having your body react.  Wow!  Most says “Thanks, that was hot!” Which is good.  But your words are great!  And that you work us into it… oooh so fabulous!  Thank you Stan! 
I have to admit that I have never done much ass play.  I have written about it… where that comes from, I do not know.  And have since seen video.  It seems to be a small trick that enhances any blow job or hand job, like “turning it up to 11.”  It would be marvelous to be with a man who would let me explore it with him.
Mmm… you have me revved up, mister!
-S 
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From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent: Wednesday, January 9, 2013 6:41 AM
Subject: Re: Milking
Oh baby, watched this over and over, and over…love how skilled the woman is.
How do you feel about the prospect of ass play on YOU?
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From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent. Jan 9, 2013 Wed Jan  9 06:48:40 2013
Subject: re: Stormy Sex
Well you have me pretty reved up too lady. I’m imagining you teasing my perineum with your spit wet finger, only glancingly touching my anus, making me spread my legs wide and beg to be fucked like a bitch…
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From: Sassy
To: Mr Truck 
Sent: Jan 9, 2013  Wed Jan  9 2:10:45 2013
Subject: re: Stormy Sex
I am sooo glad you like it.  It is… strange and very invasive for the man, so I hesitate to send it but I had an inkling that you would appreciate it.  I thought I’d like the realistic cock better, but there is something about purple bubble toy and the sounds it makes going in and out that gets to me every time.  
Hmmm… the only time I tried ass play before, the man tore me up.  But I am willing to try again, with someone I trust, who takes his time and use lots of lube!  I would do it to make a man happy, and perhaps I will end up liking it.  I haven’t figured out how to be clean enough, and how to keep from getting injured, so I’d need more info. I’ve read a lot of women bloggers talking about it and it sounds HOT!  We had a long discussion in chat about which is better – ass play, bj, or vaginal sex.  I was surprised how the opinions varied!  
-S
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Jane Masturbates With Dick

Tuesday, January 8, 2013
8:05am
Good morning, kid!  Hope you’re rocking the meeting!  I’m off to work! Whee!
8:39am Phil
Have fun!
[photo of him in a car, wearing a sweater and button down shirt]
12:22pm
Wow!  You look great in that sweater! even if it is green.  I’d pop into the back seat and cause trouble.  I want to kiss those lips… feel that mustache tickle, and mess up your hair!!

Another quiet day here.  Hope you’re being productive!  Just remember where you put your pants. 
9:23pm
Can’t resist sending this… it moves… yum.  Enjoy!
Jane Masturbates With Dick 
http://eagerlicker.tumblr.com/post/42641300684/dick-and-jane-jane-masturbates-with-dick
10:50pm Phil
Nice! Very hot!
10:51pm
Mesmerizing…
10:52pm Phil
Uh huh
10:53pm
That’s them… in the flesh, so to speak.
10:57pm Phil
Yeah man. Very hot couple
11:25pm
Sweet dreams, kid.
11:28pm Phil
Masturbating with a dick, who’d a thunk
11:28pm
Nice concept!
11:29pm Phil   
No lie. Need one?
11:32pm
Not just anyone… you.
11:33pm Phil
I’m thinking that would feel pretty good
11:34pm
Dunno… might have to test it out.
11:36pm Phil
Ha ha, I know it would be fabulous
11:40pm
Take a lot of control

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Mr Scat’s Invitation

From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Sat, Jan 5, 2013 at 12:23 PM
Good morning!  Hope you’re having a fine Saturday!  
Of course now you’ve got me thinking… you lying in the tub jerking off while I am busy on the toilet… hmmm… doesn’t seem so tough!  What would be the perfect scenario for you?  
I feel like photos don’t capture my charms either… but I try to have fun with them.  
I’m off to see my mom!  Think about kissing me.  and more!  
-S
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From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, January 5, 2013 12:36 PM
The perfect scenario would be you on the toilet farting and I’m hearing the piss and shit splashing in the water while I’m naked sucking your beautiful breasts and kissing you. By the time you wiped, I would be rock hard. Are your nipples sensitive?
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Sat, Jan 5, 2013 at 10:41 PM
Hiya Archie, 
Hope you had a great day!  
Wow… you want to be right there, eh?  Fascinating.  Crosses a big line… something most people are not used to sharing.  But seems harmless and could be very hot.  My nipples need some gentle nibbling, twisting and sucking to get them going!  They look very good with pre-cum on them… 
-S
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From: Archie 
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, January 6, 2013 8:32 AM
Hi Sassy,
I hope that you had an erotic dream. I wouldn’t share some of these things so early on but I’m doing it in the name of full disclosure and also because I think that anyone who is “attached” and is also on AM must be an adventurous type. I know that I am. 
Did I tell you that I love going down on a woman especially if she has a great bush. `You asked me earlier how I met my wife. She was a blind date. A former girlfriend of mine set us up. I didn’t know what my wife looked like but she knew what I looked like because my former girlfriend had a picture. We do get along. I just find it difficult to stay monogamous for very long.

Would you consider meeting me somewhere that is a safe environment for you? I’m sending you a tease picture. LOL

Archie
[He attached a photo from the waist down wearing a shirt and tightie whities with quite a bulge.]
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Sun, Jan 6, 2013 at 1:52 PM
Hiya Archie,  
Hope you’re having a grand Sunday!  Are you into church stuff?  I used to be neck deep in it until five years ago.  
So glad you don’t expect me to shave… I hear that from a lot of men and I am not going there.  It’s also great that you get along with your wife and are looking for more. That seems very healthy to me.  Many of my friends are poly, with multiple partners that everyone knows about and they get different things from different people.  It sounds radical but it can be quite civilized.  Many cultures sanction the one woman for home/family and a mistress for fun.  I am more a one-man woman, but since my man won’t play along, I’m out and about!  
Thank you for that sexy photo.  As the kids say, “I’d hit that.”  Yum.  You make me want to lick the screen!  So fun!  I am sending you two toes teasers.  Enjoy!
I am thinking about meeting you.  I’ve had bad luck lately, so I am a little skittish, but I will try to get over that.  What days/times are best for you?  I am considering places along Rte 16 in Everett, with easy parking, if that works for you.  Hoping it would be less than 30 minutes drive.  
-S
[I attached two photos of my feet]
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From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, January 6, 2013 9:40 PM
Hi Sassy,
Are those your toes/ ankles in the picture? 
I wasn’t brought up religious. Therefore I have no guilt about any of this. My wife is VERY religious. Thank God(pardon the pun) that it doesn’t extend to the bedroom. Quite frankly, I always thought that religion was devised to control peoples’ behavior. I don’t deny that there might be a God. All I’m saying is that I don’t believe the part where all religions try to tell you that not only is there a God but here is how he wants you to live. If there is a God, I don’t think he wants to run our lives. I don’t believe the “Big Bang theory” either. I’ve never heard of an explosion that would create such order as we have in the universe. Explosions create chaos, disorder and destruction. So much for my rantings. 
I love getting into philosophical discussions. It isn’t all sex with me all of the time but I’m easily persuaded. LOL. 
I can meet you during the second half of this week. Don’t worry about being burned. I’m not that type. 
I love a woman’s bush. I hate the modern porn where all the women look prepubescent. I love the vintage porn where the women look like women. I would even like you to let your armpit hair grow. I told you about those German women. Very sexy.
Dream well,
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Sun, Jan 6, 2013 at 10:42 PM
Hiya Archie!
Those are my feet!  One is a free foot massage I got while in chemo, the other is in my bathroom.  
Not sure what I believe.  My dad was minister so the church was my extended family growing up, and then my family in the big city.  I am not a deep thinker, did more for social action and caring for the sick and elderly.  My church was very liberal, on the forefront of women’s rights, gay rights, etc.  
Here’s a vintage/arty photos tumblr you might enjoy.  If you page backwards a bit there are women with lovely hairy parts.
Do you have a time of day that is better?  Morning after rush hour?  Lunch?  Mid-afternoon?  I’m assuming evenings are problematic… 
-S
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From: Archie
To: Sassy 
Sent: Monday, January 7, 2013 8:54 AM
Hi Sassy,
Nice website. I’d say that the best hours are between 10 AM and 2PM. That way we will avoid the rush hours in the morning and in the afternoon. 
I’m not a liberal. I’m a Libertarian. I wouldn’t consider myself a deep thinker in the same league as the great philosophers but I do think about a lot of things. 
Let me know what day is best to meet.
Archie
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Unbutton

Monday, January 7, 2013
9:20am
Good morning, kid!  Hope your meetings go smoothly!  I’m home today!
10:24am Phil
Learning a lot! Asked me if I was interested in working overseas. Never thought of that! 
Enjoy the day!
10:27am
Oh my…I knew they’d be tempting you!  I’m half working, half flirting.  And thinking of back rubs…those recent photos of your back drive me wild!!
11:12am Phil
LOL! Funny. This morning
[photo of him in a suit and button down shirt standing outside]
11:46am
Wow!  Civies!  So handsome!  Nice shirt!  I want to unbutton it and do amazing things to your chest… for a start.  Why yes, I am frisky!
8:07pm Phil
LOL, love it