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JAG Kissing

From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Subject: Back home 
Sent: Thu, Dec 27, 2012 1:44:15 AM 
Hiya Stan,
So you got home safely?  I hope you had a good day.  I had one of those very boring but essential days – going to the bank, getting my car cleaned inside and out, watching 4 episodes of “Doctor Who” with Hubby.  Whee!
I thought about you… I was watching a random kissing video on youtube.com from an old TV series.  Did you watch “JAG” years ago?  Hot stuff when the lead couple finally started kissing. 
Sleep well dear man!
 -S
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From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent: Thursday, December 27, 2012 9:42 AM
Subject: Re: Back home
Yep made it home, now have to adjust for time zone jet lag.
Glad you thought of me watching kissing vid. Never was a jag fan but would love to see the clip. Kissing is so hot, I’m guessing you’re a great kisser. I like to start out slow the build up into open mouth deep wet tongue probing kisses. You?
Stan
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From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Thursday, December 27, 2012 8:57 PM
Subject: Re: Back home
Hiya Stan!
I hope your internal clock is resetting!  Man, the weather was awful today.  Good day to sleep in and snooze.   But I got dragged out to do stuff… 
It may be a “ya had to watch the series” thing but here is the clip… they are co-workers in the Navy judicial office, and standing outside at her engagement party.  She’s moving away to Australia to get married and they’re saying good-bye.  

JAG clip: “What I want most is to never lose you”
http://youtu.be/hcGDqRWdXC4
Kissing… mmm… I’ve been told I’m the best kisser ever.  ðŸ™‚  Not sure I believe that, but I like it a lot and enjoy trying it lots of different ways – pressing, nibbling, licking, sucking, exploring, twisting, turning… oh my!  With busy hands and sliding bodies…yowza!  
-S 
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From: Mr Truck 
To: Sassy
Sent: Friday, December 28, 2012 1:25 PM
Subject: Re: Back home

Wow so emotional, I almost cried watching!!

If you’ve been told that you’re a good kisser then you probably are. I’ve been told the same so no doubt you and I will be very hot kissers together. While kissing I’d love to gently fondle your breasts from outside your clothes, then run my hand up your calf and thigh and tease your inner thigh. Wondering if you’d wear a dress when we meet? I’d make it worth your while. At some point in our heavy petting I’d take my cock out and urge you to stroke it as we continue kissing. Then I’d make my way to putting my hand down your panties till I found you clit, then gently finger it was we kiss…

Hoping to get another pic out to you soon
Those hotels sound great, and I think you’re right it’s the one on Mass ave I was thinking of. That one is nice because they’re suites, so we could sit and talk and kiss on the couch for a long time before moving into the bedroom where we could both strip to our undies and play some more.
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From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Subject: Re: Back home 
Sent: Sun, Dec 30, 2012 12:08:51 AM 
Hiya Stan,
I hope you’re having a good Saturday.  I made it back from Mom’s just as the snow started.  
Thanks for understanding about the JAG video!  If you can stand to watch one more… it ties it all together!  And has more good kisses.

JAG clip: “I love you, Mac”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odEfmmb4jJA
Oh, my… you do spin the hottest scenarios!  I can see it so clearly… want want want.  You are not allowed to strip to your underwear though… please let me undress you… tease you… kiss this spot and that on your body as I reveal it?  
-S
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From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy 
Sent: Sunday, Dec 30, 2012 9:41 AM
Hey baby, thanks for the link, I’ll check it out later. Love anything having to do with kissing. Thinking you and I should first meet for some quality kissing. Where would be a good place to park?

Yes definitely, I’d LOVE for you to undress me slowly, kissing, touching, exploring as you wish. I want to do the same with you.

I’ll have free time today to take the intimate shots you requested, so excited! to share. You’ve turned me into such a striping slut 😉

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A cigar

Sunday, January 6, 2013
12:30pm Phil
Wow! Tough to leave today. Had breakfast, stopped at a great bar on the beach for a beer.
12:35pm
Hiya kid.  I hear ya.  I was a total mess the last time you left that hotel room.  I was up until 3:30 am text-fucking a 32 yr old military guy on overnight watch in Hawaii.  Yum.

I’ve been very productive today – cleaning, watering  plants, laundry, sending naughty photos to silly men…. Told you I’m a hussy!  Safe travels sweets.

12:45pm Phil
LOL. Military boy is going to get in trouble doing that.
Productive is good, mix a little fun in too!
1:10pm
No texting?  It kept him awake!  He’s 16 years in… knows what’s what?

Focus on seeing her again… planning, anticipating always helped me.
2:44pm Phil
Texting is fine! It’s whatever else he was doing with his hand! I’m sure he knows what he can do. Glad you had fun!
2:45pm
Can you look at a photo and tell me a brand name for the cigar?
Here’s the photo… duh.

A blogger pal posts a photo every week and challenges people to put a story to it.  So naming the cigar would be a nice touch…
2:50pm Phil
Pillow fight! No way to name the cigar without the band
2:51pm
What would be a safe answer?  something expensive…
3:23pm Phil
Monte Cristo
Cuban and expensive
3:26pm
Thanks!  You’re the best!
3:33pm Phil
🙂
7:41pm
You make it to your next destination?  Having a good evening?
7:59pm Phil
Was Monte Christo ok?
8:00pm
Sure… just needed to put something… I used that and Lagavulin 16 for the drink. 
8:01pm Phil
Very good! Can’t go wrong with either.
8:07pm
So nice to have an expert I can call on.
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Mr Scat

From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 9:00 AM
Re: Connections
Hi Sassy,
I fibbed about one thing on AM. My zip code. I’m two towns over.   
I find your fib amusing for a couple of reasons. First that you would add years instead of subtracting years and second that you would add only 2 years. I’ve been trying to convince people that I’m 48 for the last 6 years but to no avail. 
I will send a picture if you want me to but I have to warn you that I take the worst picture in the world. My license picture makes me look like a homeless person who was arrested for DUI. It could end a budding relationship but I’ll send it. 
I don’t crave anything sexually in particular. I love to play in bed. One woman loved her armpits being licked. There is no area of a woman’s body that I wouldn’t touch, lick or insert my erection if the woman desired it. All parts of a woman’s body is a turn on for me. 
I got married at age 29. I had a number of serious relationships between age 16 and 29. After I got married I was faithfull for 10 years. I really worked at being a Brady Bunch father but as I said before, I wasn’t built that way. I had one affair that lasted from 1987( I met her in 1986 but the dance took a year) and the affair ended in 1989. Then I was the Brady Bunch father again for 11 years. In 2000 I began another affair that lasted until 2008. 
As far as food goes, there is a saying that some people live to eat and some people eat to live. I’m in the latter category. My favorite drink is a large coffee from Dunkin Donuts and my favorite food is a handful of dry roasted cashews and that isn’t too far from the truth. My favorite restaurants are casual seaside places with fresh seafood.  
Do you have any children? 
Did I tell you that I watch porn on the net? I sometimes look at some of the fetish ones. I have a coule of fetishes. For one – I like feet. I like to suck a womans toes but only if it turns her on. For me, I get turned on by doing to a woman the things that turn her on. I hope I explained that right.
This is great fun.
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie 
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 12:58 PM
Good morning!  What a great way to start my day, reading about you.  
Ah, the town fib!  I’ve seen that in every man I’ve talked to, except one.  Most men make themselves 2-3 younger, 2 inches taller and 20 pounds lighter!  I’ve learned that stats don’t tell me much about a guy.  I do like him to be taller than me, but have even bent that rule sometimes.  Even age doesn’t say much… I changed my age so my pals on AM wouldn’t automatically recognize me, and I would have some good news to tell a guy.  I thought being older could protect me from the young creeps, but no.  I have met older men.. I think the oldest was 61 or 62 (59 on AM) so you would be a new high if you decide you want to see me.  Have you usually been with younger or older women?  
I’ve never been to your town, other than whizzing through on the highways.  Have you always lived around there?  I was raised in upstate NY, came to MA for college then settled in Boston.  
If you feel nervous about sending a photo, don’t worry about it, unless you really want to see mine.  I was very nervous about mine at first, but have loosened up lately.  I am not a supermodel, but not a troll.  I am not great with the camera, but hand it off to others at various occasions and use those.  Except the racier photos – I take those myself with the help of the bathroom mirrors.  
I do live to eat – I find food and restaurants fascinating, and tend to think in metaphors mixing sex and food.  And since I am not getting much sex, I channel it into food!  I can’t drink liquor.  My favorite drink is a tall, cold glass of iced tea.  I also like iced chai lattes from Starbucks but only when someone is going for coffee and demands to buy me something. 
Having an answer to “what do you crave” is important!  Even if you don’t, pick something you enjoy.  I don’t judge, just want to know which p0rn I should send.  ðŸ™‚   It is rare to find a man who is interested in what I want, how I feel, so I would relish that!  
You are making me smile – a very good thing!  
-Sassy
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From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Friday, January 4, 2013 2:32 PM
Subject: Re: Connections
Hi Sassy,
I don’t mind sending a picture. I just took this picture after visiting a building site. The girls/women whom I have dated have been my age or one or two years younger or older. I have grown kids. 
What kind of porn do you like? 
Archie
[He attached an awful photo of him sitting on a couch in a sweatshirt and jeans, wrinkled face with huge bags under his eyes, receding hairline, scraggly gray beard. Oddly, it made me want to see him, to compare because no one can pick this photo as their best shot!]
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 3:26 PM
Hiya Archie!
Thanks for the photo!  So great to see you, know who I’m talking to.  Here’s one of me in return.  Hope you don’t run screaming.  It’s from March – my hair is longer now but otherwise about the same.  
So I’d be much younger compared to your other ladies… I wonder if that matters at all?  Once people get above about 50, it usually doesn’t.
Do you and your wife get along for the most part?  How did you meet her?  I am probably very different from her.
I like p0rn with real people, men and women in the frame, being nice to each other.  But I find it’s tough to find that.  So I look for stuff I know men will like.  Lately I’ve found some great .gifs, the little 10-sec loops, that set off my imagination.  I’ve learned a lot from p0rn.  It is bizarre the things I did not know about my body and how to please men just a year ago.  Is it safe for me to send you links?  
Any fun plans for the weekend? 
-S
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From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 3:53 PM 
Hi Sassy,
Very cute photo. I can tell that you are an apple shape. I actually look younger and better in person. the camera has always managed to find the bad parts of my face and amplify them. i knew a woman who was average looking but the camera loved her. She looked like a movie star in pictures. I can’t believe that anyone would let themselves go to get so large. If I gain 3 pounds I cut back. I have weighed between 175 and 180 since high school. I can still fit into my high school football jacket and my army fatigue coat. 
By the way I like women who don’t shave their armpits. I got hooked on that when I was in the army in Germany. Most of the german women don’t shave. Or at least they didn’t when I was there. 
Do you also send x rated pictures of yourself? I could send a couple. 
I like fetish porn. I love to hear women fart and take a shit. It goes back to when I was little and my mother would take me into the bathroom while she went. She was a big breasted woman with a thick bush. She had no problem farting and shitting while she talked to me. Even as a kid, it turned me on. I used to listen as my father would give her an enema. I hope I haven’t grossed you out but I may as well put everything on the table so to speak.
Archie
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From: Archie 
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 10:37 pm 
hi Sassy,
I guess I grossed you out. Sorry
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 10:50 pm 
No!  Sorry for the delay.  I didn’t mean to worry you.  That was fascinating!  I adore it when a man lets me inside his head and I get to see things he doesn’t tell most people, and that I’ve never heard before.  
We helped a co-worker move some bookcases tonight and went off for spicy Chinese food.  
Here’s a demure sexy photo of my best feature to make up for my tardiness.  Enjoy!  
-S
[I attached my cleavage shot in the black bra]
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From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 10:53 PM
Those are beautiful! did I tell you that I love an apple shape woman. What sort of sexy picture would you like to see of me?
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 10:57 PM
Thank you for the compliment!  I fought hard to keep them so I figure I get to show them off now!  
Hmmm… whatever you think is best.  I am a sucker for shoulders, toes and belly buttons.  ðŸ™‚  but a great erect cock is always good too! 
-S
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From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 11:00 PM 
I’ll get you something tomorrow. Perhaps an erect cock or big low hangers. What do you think of my women shitting fetish? I hope it’s not a deal breaker?
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 11:13 PM 
I’ll look forward to seeing them. 
Very interesting.  Is it a deal breaker if I am not sure if I can help you with that?  Whatever turns you on.  It is what it is.  I am really not judgmental.  I am not squeamish about leaving the bathroom door open.  Has it been a problem with other women? 
I have run into men with all sorts of things that turn them on that are not mainstream.  One of the nicest guys I met was wearing women’s panties!  I could’ve dealt with some silky fabric and lace, but he wanted to be humiliated for it like his mother did.  Being mean is not in my nature.   The breath of human sexuality is an amazing thing!
-S
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From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 11:21 PM 
No it is not a deal breaker if you can’t do it. I always told my girlfriends but it was later in the relationship. At this point in my life, I would rather put it all on the table up front. I’m not into wearing panties or being humiliated. I’m too much of a man for that. 
If you would leave the bathroom door open when you went, that would be ok with me. I have never pushed any woman to do anything she didn’t want to do. I’m just putting it out there. I won’t mention it again. If you want to act on it that would be great. If not so be it. You look good to me either way.
Archie

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Two calls

Saturday, January 5, 2013
7:30am Phil
You think we look good together?  Had fun. Each had a beer and then coffee. Almost no drinking which is what I want!  Flowers and crab legs were a hit, took the mutt for a three mile run on the beach, good day. Hope you have a fabulous weekend!
9:44 am CALL 
We talked for 20 minutes while he drove, talked about his wonderful evening with The Beach Gal at a bar with a band, all the military people he saw.  
10:08am
So great hearing you so happy!  Yes – the photo shows it, especially compared to ones of you w/ your soon-to-be-ex wife!  Have a wonderful day!
10:09 am CALL 
We talked for 12 minutes!
[I adore it when he is away from home and work and can call me!!!]


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SmoothGuy Redux

Friday, January 4, 2013 
Sooo… here’s a perfect example of the maxim that men often reappear, even after a “final farewell.”  One week after opting out of the affair business – look who reappeared on Yahoo IM:
Jan 04 7:53 PM SmoothGuy: Hi there?
Jan 04 8:08 PM Sassy: Hiya
Jan 04 8:10 PM Sassy: what’s up fella?
Jan 04 8:12 PM SmoothGuy: Hi home alone. Still lonely for romance
Jan 04 8:13 PM SmoothGuy: How you’ve been?
Jan 04 8:16 PM Sassy: rolling along. Huge bump in new guys on AM this week…
Jan 04 8:16 PM Sassy: but I am feeling rather done.
Jan 04 8:16 PM Sassy: I got stood up last week. That was harsh.
Jan 04 8:18 PM SmoothGuy: That sucks you got stood up, happened to me a few times
Jan 04 8:18 PM Sassy: Really?
Jan 04 8:18 PM Sassy: I would NEVER do that.
Jan 04 8:19 PM Sassy: Did you ever hear why?
Jan 04 8:19 PM SmoothGuy: Thanks. Me neither. I have cancelled, but at least sent a note well ahead of time
Jan 04 8:20 PM SmoothGuy: Never heard. Figured they changed their mind
Jan 04 8:20 PM Sassy: Yes… that’s happened to me. It is sad but not like sitting alone in a bar for 40 minutes wondering…
Jan 04 8:20 PM Sassy: Ah well… I picked up take-out from Oiive Garden, got my sausage for lunch another way
Jan 04 8:21 PM SmoothGuy: Or waiting outside a restaurant
Jan 04 8:21 PM SmoothGuy: Funny 
Jan 04 8:21 PM SmoothGuy: I want a lunch date now 
Jan 04 8:22 PM Sassy: oh?
Jan 04 8:23 PM SmoothGuy: Sausage or not, lunch would be fun. Just not sure when
Jan 04 8:23 PM Sassy: with me?
Jan 04 8:27 PM SmoothGuy: Yes with you. But, to be fully open, just not sure how my wishy washyness would play out. Would want to play things by ear
Jan 04 8:27 PM Sassy: That’s very honest.
Jan 04 8:28 PM SmoothGuy: Don’t want to build, pull back, then cause hurt
Jan 04 8:28 PM Sassy: Noble
Jan 04 8:28 PM SmoothGuy: Build expectations
Jan 04 8:29 PM Sassy: I think if you’re honest, it can work
Jan 04 8:29 PM SmoothGuy: Not noble. But honest
Jan 04 8:30 PM Sassy: It is noble. I’ve been dealing with guilt kings who don’t let on until after they sleep with me… SUCKS
Jan 04 8:30 PM Sassy: So I am left to wonder if it’s b.s. and they didn’t like me or if they are really that un-selfaware
Jan 04 8:30 PM SmoothGuy: Agree that sucks
Jan 04 8:31 PM Sassy: Sorry to let loose… just explaining…
Jan 04 8:31 PM Sassy: but I am used to lots of nothing, so something sometimes maybe seems worth checking out?
Jan 04 8:31 PM SmoothGuy: No need to be sorry. If you can’t vent here where can you?
Jan 04 8:32 PM Sassy: I try not to be venty… try to be fun!
Jan 04 8:32 PM Sassy: And sexy. 
Jan 04 8:32 PM SmoothGuy: Think it’s worth checking out
Jan 04 8:32 PM Sassy: Just promise to write one email after okay?
Jan 04 8:32 PM SmoothGuy: And you are fun!!
Jan 04 8:33 PM Sassy: Even if its “yeah, no. Best of luck.”
Jan 04 8:33 PM Sassy: Awww… thanks!
Jan 04 8:33 PM Sassy: You inspire me.
Jan 04 8:33 PM SmoothGuy: I promise not to treat you like shit
Jan 04 8:34 PM SmoothGuy: And treat you well
Jan 04 8:34 PM Sassy: I don’t ask for much, but total silence… argh!
Jan 04 8:34 PM Sassy: Sorry… you’re co-cheaters have been making me gunshy
Jan 04 8:34 PM Sassy: You have been very good.
Jan 04 8:35 PM SmoothGuy: Thanks, just being myself
Jan 04 8:35 PM Sassy: Me, too.
Jan 04 8:35 PM Sassy: I don’t do drama!
Jan 04 8:36 PM SmoothGuy: Always treat people well, especially if you “do the nasty” with them
Jan 04 8:36 PM Sassy: Yeah… my pals say, “Lie to your spouse, not your affair partner!”
Jan 04 8:37 PM SmoothGuy: Good to be honest, in some ways!
Jan 04 8:38 PM Sassy: So what made you washy last week and wishy now?
Jan 04 8:39 PM SmoothGuy: One other thing. I would only be available, once every few weeks, but with occasionlly more concentrated time. So, at best it would off and on. Is that something that works for you ?
Jan 04 8:40 PM Sassy: Yes
Jan 04 8:40 PM Sassy: It sounds perfect
Jan 04 8:41 PM SmoothGuy: Washy wishy comes from my ambivalence followed by my more biological and romantic needs
Jan 04 8:41 PM Sassy: ah… weighing the risk vs. the benefit?
Jan 04 8:41 PM SmoothGuy: That’s great, perfect for me too
Jan 04 8:42 PM SmoothGuy: Some of that. Also guilt Vs benefit
Jan 04 8:43 PM Sassy: where you raised Catholic?
Jan 04 8:43 PM SmoothGuy: But I hope you can give and receive great benefits 
Jan 04 8:43 PM SmoothGuy: Not at all. More about the marriage vow thing
Jan 04 8:44 PM Sassy: Does your wife fulfill her side of the vows?
Jan 04 8:44 PM Sassy: That’s the question someone asked me that set me free
Jan 04 8:45 PM SmoothGuy: Not the romance part of the vows, but the rest
Jan 04 8:45 PM SmoothGuy: Got to go now, will check back over the weekend. Great chatting!
Jan 04 8:45 PM Sassy: Mwah!
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Filthy vs Spotless

Friday, January 4, 2013
7:14am Phil
Already made it further south. 
Some work this morning.  Overall a pretty relaxing day. 
Hope your Friday is good!
7:53am Phil
Nice to be here. This feels like home. D.C. was good.

Fred is a sweet sexy woman but too many issues. Not for me. House was filthy, except for her two rooms. Bothers me, small town house, I’d have it spotless, just takes some effort. It would certainly be spotless if I had someone coming over. It’s an issue for me.

The Beach Gal’s place is spotless, obvious effort to make it perfect and I appreciated it. I think I knew how that would go. Got what I expected and hoped for.

8:18am
Wait…you went to Fred’s place?  Hmmm… Glad to hear the decision was easy. Hope you have a grand time!  I’m off to work!
8:33 am CALL
[We talked for 20 minutes about his visit with Fred and how that not going to work because her place is filthy and she lies about little things]
8:57am Phil
Have a great day!
10:44am
Thanks again for calling!  Hearing your voice and your good news is making me smile!
11:09am Phil
Was nice talking to you too! Always makes me smile!
1:07pm
I shouldn’t say while you’re with your lady, but it also made me very wet.  I was just out of the shower and indulged in a fantasy of what we’d do if you were there… Yum!

1:39pm Phil

LOL!  Nothing wrong with that!
5:26 pm

Mapa tofu, lions head meatball, cheese rolls, yu shiang pork w/ Chinese bread 
@ Shanghai Gate, Allston
11:10pm Phil
Enjoying the evening
[photo of him in a restaurant booth with The Beach Gal sitting beside him]
11:11pm
Yay!  What a cute couple you make!  You both look so happy!

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FFF Borrow

It’s a new year, and we have a new host for Flash Fiction Friday!  Click over to see what Tom of Three Spelling Mistakes, and other tremendous writers, made of this photo!  Post your own story!  My take is below.

Here’s this week’s challenge:

Word Limit: 200
Bonus Words: +50 if you tell us about a threesome fantasy… +100 if it really happened.
Required Word: Borrow
Forbidden Word: Forever

Extra Credit: Write one story from each character’s perspective. 
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I was getting out of my last meeting of the day when my best buddy called.  I stepped into my office, loosened my tie and closed the door as he questioned me without preamble. 
Are you alone? 
Yes.
Get over here. 
What?  Are you in trouble? 
No. You have to meet someone.
Who? 
Get a pen to write down the address. 
Okay. 
I found the one! [He read me her address – a swank condo building.]
A pro? 
Yup. 
Whoa. 
Yup. 
Why do you want me there? 
You’re going to borrow her. 
Say what? 
I paid for 5 hours – there are 2 hours left.  
I can’t just… 
You can. 
I don’t want her to see. 
I’ll take care of that. 
Do I need to bring anything? 
Nope. 
Can I shower there?
Sure. 
Condoms? 
Yes. 
Beer? 
Oh yes.  
What about that Scotch? 
She has it. 
What should I do with her? 
Everything. 
That thing with the vibrator? 
Oh yeah. 
What about… 
Whatever you want. 
Does she know how to… 
Are you in your car? 
Can I kiss her? 
Of course. 
Are you going to stay? 
No.  I’ll just get her ready and you can take over? 
Okay.  See you soon! 
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In with the new

Thursday, January 3, 2013

At almost exactly the same moment I was mired in being dumped by two men on the same day to end 2012 with a whimper, another man (the first one in three weeks) was looking at my AM profile and writing to me.

I was not in the mood to log on to AM, so I didn’t see his note until later that evening.  I perused his profile and decided he was not the man for me.  He put right in his greeting “looking for a short term relationship.”  Bleh.  Does that mean – one night?  A few times?  Ugh.  Not what I want!  He says he is 64.  Hmmm.  If the usual applies, he’s 66 or 67.  Can’t tell much by age… maybe he looks 54?  6′ tall.  Okay.  180 pounds.  Too skinny.  What is it with all these skinny men?  He checked a bunch of boxes – good ones but not much clue to his real self.  They all looked like “boxes men think women want them to check.”  He wrote one sentence of his own, listing three interests that almost every guy puts.  And there were three typos.  Okay, I was cranky.  But there wan’t anything special there.

I was about to close that window when I realized that if silence is my pet peeve, it behooves me to write to someone who spent the time and money to write to me.  So I crafted a “thanks, but no thanks” reply.

This is a textbook example of how once you start talking to a guy, he will try his best to keep you talking and get you to meet him.  Can’t blame him.  Nothing else was going on, so I figured it couldn’t hurt to listen to him.  Maybe he’d surprise me?

Here’s our first messages on AM:

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Date:  Dec 31st – 3:58pm
From:  Archie
To: Sassy
Message:
Hi Sassy, My name is Archie. I’m a 64 yer old architect on the South Shore. i’d like to chat with you sometime.
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Date:  Dec 31st – 7:50pm
From:  Sassy
To: Archie 
Message:
Hi Archie. Thanks for your message! It doesn’t look like we’re compatible… I want someone long-term and not into games… but best of luck to you. Happy New Year! – Sassy
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Date:  Jan 2nd – 9:16am
From:  Archie
To: Sassy
Message:
We don’t have to play games. I checked that off because I thought it was more about being playful.
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Date:  Jan 2nd – 6:54pm
From:  Sassy
To: Archie 
Message:
Ah… that makes sense. Thanks for explaining. Now tell me your logic about wanting short-term deals?
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Date:  Jan 2nd – 7:15pm
From:  Archie
To: Sassy
Message:
Well I’m not sure how long a relationship will last. I have had two affairs before. One long term and the other for a short duration. It’s hard to know what to say in a profile. I would stay in a relationship as long as the woman wanted to provided that we were compatible. I’m looking for a relationship with someone who I can have fun with. It’s that simple.  
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Date:  Jan 2nd – 10:16pm
From:  Sassy
To: Archie 
Message:
Hiya Archie. Ah… I see! No one knows how long it can last. It is tough to know what to put here. The rest of your profile is quite nice! Sorry… the “short term” scared me… makes you look like a player. Which some women like? I am getting weary of the search… want a guy I can be nice to whenever there is time, and not be back on here again anytime soon! I want to have fun… having sex! I suppose that makes me sound like a hussy… ah well! 
So what would tell you if we’re compatible? I am well-educated, very smart. I like Heinz ketchup, not Hunt’s… McDonald’s, not Burger King. Hmmm… that may not be what you want to know! How’s this? Men say I am a fabulous kisser. I am very open to doing things, trying new things, try to keep it fresh and interesting. I watch p0rn and read blogs and learn as much as I can. I am multi-orgasmic. I like to know about kinky sex but mostly stick to the basics… not vanilla, not rocky road, maybe butter pecan? I adore lobster and shrimp and steak but a bacon cheeseburger is good, too. And all sorts of ethnic food. I swallow. I will make you laugh. What else would you like to you know? -Sassy
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Date:  Jan 3rd – 8:45am
From:  Archie
To: Sassy 
Message:
Hi Sassy, I would love to know as much about you as you are willing to divulge. As for me, I’m not Harvard School of Design. I’m the Boston Architectural Center. I’m not Symphony Hall. I’m the Boston Pops. I’m not Starbuck’s. I’m Dunkin Donuts. I’m well educated but I still have a lot to learn. 
I’m very upbeat. I can find humor in most things. I think that a great relationship can develop when two people have chemistry. I think of the 50’s song by Frank Sinatra “How little we know”. If we have chemistry then we are off to the races so to speak. 
As far as sex. Well I enjoy everything. I love foreplay. It’s always great when two people get beyond that initial awkardness and settle into a real ease and enjoyment of each other. That’s when the fun really starts.
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Date:  Jan 3rd – 12:13pm
From:  Sassy
To: Archie 
Message:
Hiya Archie, Thanks for sharing juicy tidbits! A awesome way to start my day! I looked up the Sinatra lyrics… I adore it when I think I am the only person in the world feeling something, and find a song where the artist knew and wrote beautifully about it. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqT-D2FTWnc
How little we know
How much to discover
What chemical forces flow
From lover to lover
How little we understand
what touches off that tingle
That sudden explosion 
when two tingles intermingle
Who cares to define
What chemistry this is
Who cares with your lips on mine 
How ignorant bliss is
So long as you kiss me – and the world around us shatters
How little it matters – how little we know
(How little we know, how little we know,…)
So why are you on AM? My husband is no longer interested in sex with me. I am starved for touch. I need to be wanted. I tried to turn off all that, but I survived breast cancer two years ago. I am whole and cancer free and I want a full life! I am demure and proper in real life… I want someone to look beyond that and unleash the wild woman! I can not leave him, so I want to find someone who will be happy filling that one missing piece in my life. 
So what do you want to know? Ask me anything. Really. What would tell you if we have chemistry? I like poking around in men’s heads, but haven’t found anything that gives me a clue to chemistry other than meeting and kissing. I agree – the most important interaction is the second time you have sex. If we can make it to the second meeting… relax… enjoy… great fun! It is good to talk about sex… understand where you’ve been, where you’d like to go, fantasies unfulfilled that I could help with. Hugs with groping! – Sassy
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Jan 3 – 3:44 pm
From: Archie
To: Sassy
Hi sassy, 
Why isn’t your husband interested in sex anymore? I’m married and we have sex once a week. I’m on AM because I find that life is more exciting when I am in an affair. I told you that I had a long term affair. It ended in 2008. Her husband found out. She was hoping to get back with me but he kept her on a short leash and monitored her calls and texts. The years with her were very good for me because she was in my life. She was intelligent and very sensual. Maybe it’s the artist in me but a conventional life is not completely satisfying. I did the conventional life as long as I could but it was like a square peg in a round hole. I love oral sex especially if the woman has a full bush. I love an apple shaped woman also.There are many things that I love to do in bed.
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Jan 3 – 5:04 pm
From: Archie
To: Sassy 
Hi Sassy,
I was never multi orgasmic. If I waited about 20 minutes, I would get hard again. I did with my paramour but not my wife. My wife wants her orgasms and then once I cum she is ready to call it a day. thirty six years of marriage will do that. Did i tell you that I love a full figured woman with a full bush. Do you have a thick busn? I love diving in. 
I’ll tell you what I would do with you. I would go over every inch of your body with my hands and tongue to find all of the places to drive you crazy.LOL. when you say that you have 9 orgasms, are you giving them to yourself or are you getting help? I can last a long time so all of the women that I have had sex with over these many years have been multi orgasmic. 
What colr hair do you have? If I ramble don’t mind me. I’m typing whatever comes into my head. Right now I’m not that busy but I just got a new job today. Designing a house. I can do those in my sleep. I must have done 100 of them in the 90’s. I’m very discreet also. My last lover got a little careless and that is how she got caught. I’ll send my email. [His Real name@ a community college].edu. I took some courses and they gave me a free email. I use it as my personal email and I have one for my business.
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 7:52 PM
Subject: Connection 
Hiya Archie, 
Whee!  We’re off AM.  Yay!  Thank you for email… I find it so much easier than AM.  I like what’s coming up in your head.  
Are there any “fibs” in your profile?  I know most people change a few stats for security reasons.  The only change in mine is my age – I am actually 53 (not 55).  Hope you don’t mind that I am a little younger.   
Ah… the hair questions!  I lost all my hair to cancer two years ago. I rocked a long dark wig that managed to fool most people.  I also lost hair everywhere else!  Interesting being bald down below!  My bush has grown back in dark and fuzzy soft.  My head hair came back silver and curly!  It is down below my shoulders now.
Do you want to exchange photos? I don’t put much faith in the photos people send from AM, and looks don’t matter much, but if you want to see me, I will trade. 
I adore men who explore…  I would also like to explore… find out what makes you smile… try different positions.  Is there anything in particular you crave? 
When I talk about me having multiple O’s, I mean with a man.
FYI – I will not “get caught” so you won’t have that problem with me.  I have my husband’s blessing.
Great that you have a new project!  I hear from other architect friends that these are lean times.  
Tell me about your favorite meal or restaurant?  Are you a steak man?  Or lobster?  Or a fine breakfast?  My special place to eat is Lobsta Land in Gloucester… so sad that they close in the winter!   But I have a wide range of favorites… everywhere from a hidden gem Thai to Olive Garden to an Irish breakfast in a pub.  
Hugs! and some ear nibbles for fun!
-Sassy
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Greek memories

Thursday, January 3, 2013
7:51am
Good morning! 5 degrees…brrr.  Have a lovely Thursday in my time zone!
9:01am Phil
LOL
Nice here. Much better weather! Nice to be back in DC
9:03 am HE CALLED!
 (I missed it!  Arrgh!)
11:42am Phil
Having lunch at Athena Palais in Crystal City!
11:43am
Oooh!  I am so envious!  Wish I could kiss you in the parking lot again! Mwah!
12:25pm Phil
It was as good as you remember 
1:09pm
Meetings today?  Or driving South or what?

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AM men so far

January 1, 2013

Happy New Year!

I am feeling a little better this morning – regrouping, taking stock of where I am and trying to figure out where I am going.  I feel done with Ashley Madison but don’t see a clear alternative.  Here’s a quick summary of my contacts since I joined AM in mid-September:

  • 10 men contacted me that I replied to 
  • 6 Met 
  • 3 Had sex with (2 good, one bad)
  • 8 Gone
  • 2 Still talking (Mr Truck and Panties Man)

Month            Met       Status Comments

September

   #1                   No        Gone    Guilt king, stood me up

   The Lawyer     Once     Gone     Regular guy, so sweet, too busy to cheat

   Dancing Man    Once     Gone     Regular guy, One and done without a word

   Panties Man     Once     Active   Kinky, sweet, too busy to cheat

   The Professor   Once     Gone     Vanilla, erudite, lunch and silence

October

   Mr Truck          No       Active     Email king, porn king, kinky

November 

   Speedy             Once     Gone      Selfish, shorter, thinner, one and done

   Period Man       No         Gone      Too many periods!

December

   SmoothGuy       No        Gone     Nice guy, said he won’t cheat

   Volt                Once     Gone     Great guy, generous, guilty