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Sneezy’s fantasies

August 14, 2018 Tuesday

From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Aug 14, 2018 at 9:46 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks and links

Thanks for the Boston Globe article about the research on fantasies.  Thought-provoking!  

I fanaticize about women I know in my life. Everyday women. Never an actress or someone famous, and often about someone that others might label unexceptional and/or even unattractive. Sexuality is cerebral, after you’re past the early procreating years. An average/ unremarkable woman who enjoys you is far better than the famous, traffic stopper, movie star (or prostitute), who is an artistic image of perfection, who tolerates you, and allows herself to be used. It’s all about connection.

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Meet #5 Sneezy – Cheering up

August 13, 2018 Monday

From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 11:20 AM
Subject: Re: Shy and retiring

Sorry, I failed to suggest the date. I was thinking tonight?

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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 12:54 PM
Subject: Re: Shy and retiring

Hiya G! Hope your week is off to a grand start.

I need to check with Hubby. I might be able to do tonight. If not, is tomorrow possible?

-S

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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 12:59 PM
Subject: Re: Shy and retiring

I’ve got grandkids duty tmw.

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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 1:09 PM
Subject: Re: Shy and retiring

Let’s meet tonight! Hubby picks me up at 5, so I could hope to be there by 5:30 pm or so, depending on the traffic. Will that work for you?

-S

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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 1:13 PM
Subject: Re: Shy and retiring

Terrific! See you then.

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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 1:20 PM
Subject: Re: Shy and retiring

Yay! I am so excited! Thinking of you will get me through the rest of this wacky work day!

-S

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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 1:48 PM
Subject: Re: Shy and retiring

Great. Me too.

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Meet #5 Sneezy

Scheduling is always fascinating with Sneezy. He is eager to meet… how about next week? Sure. Then something comes up. Switch to the following week. That doesn’t work. Then he disappears for a bit. Then he wants to meet… TONIGHT! Luckily I can usually do it.

I found him sitting at a corner table at PF Chang’s at the mall. He looked dapper in a dress shirt and khakis. I wore my blue top and blue slacks, having rushed over here from work.

We ordered drinks – a strawberry cucumber limeade mocktail for me (this is hand-down the best mocktail around) and a Martini, no vermouth and olives for him.  They rarely get this right but tonight he said it was good!

He chatted about a book he’s been reading “Changing your mind” about history of LSD.  He is so well-read!  I mentioned an article in the Boston Globe about a research study of fantasies and how it was different from how mine work.  He asked me to send it to him.

We ordered dinner:

  • Hot & sour soup for both of us – their version is a beefy treat
  • Dynamite shrimp and Spicy green beans for me
  • He had the spicy eggplant stir fry with brown rice

He always orders something healthy.  He’s lost quite a bit of weight since I saw him.  I told him he looks fit.  He said he’s been biking a lot.

He told me about his office move to the suburbs.  He is not happy about it but the rents are going sky high in the city so he will start having to commute a few days a week.  He told me about growing up in Boston, walking to everything or taking the trolleys, going to college in the city, working in the city… so odd for him to start working somewhere else!

He said he’s been sad… he thinks it’s because of three things – he misses his girlfriend, and he’s having business troubles and politics.  This is the first time he has admitted to anything like this.  He’s usually so upbeat.  He also said the national news is upsetting him and causing rifts in his family, so he’s cut down on paying attention, started listening to music rather than watching the news.  I told him that made a lot of sense.  I mentioned going to see a Pops concert and suggested their latest compilation of The Pops John Williams Album.  I also mentioned Facebook pages that make me smile every day and promised to send him the links:

  • Andy Borowitz – the political humorist from the New Yorker
  • UPS Dogs – Delivery folks and the dogs they meet on their routes
  • Bangor Maine Police Department – amazing essays about life and Maine

He told me he used to go to Maine a lot and it would be nice to be reminded of those trips.  I told him about seeing Andy Borowitz at Symphony Hall and laughing so hard and how that helped.  

The waiter asked if we wanted dessert.  I was not interested in the food but wanted more time to talk, so I asked if he had time and he said yes, so I ordered the Banana spring rolls with ginger ice cream. He had said he was fulled, but when it arrived he nibbled away on almost half of it!   
He asked about my recent adventures with men.  I told him about my meets and disappointment with Reggie and how I thought I might be done with Ashley Madison because it hurts so much when men go silent and I’ve had two in a row I wanted so badly and they disappeared without a word.  He said he doesn’t log in very often because all he sees are the same few women and bots.
He asked about my retirement plans and I told him I am on track for sometime next year, maybe May or June?  He was envious!

He paid the check and I thanked him profusely.  
He offered to walk me to the car.  I told him I was parked on a side street, so it might not be private enough for much playing around, but he said he wanted to be sure I got there safely.  It was raining gently so I opened my umbrella.  He asked to hold it for me, so we walked close together in the drizzle.

I unlocked the car with my key fob remote and he opened the door and handed me into the driver’s seat. He jumped into the passenger seat.  He grabbed me for a kiss! He is such a good kisser!  There was something so hot about the desire and passion expressed in his “CAN NOT WAIT” action.  It is fascinating to me how he is so proper and careful and then…WHAM!  Hee!

While we were kissing, he played with my left breast under my top over my bra, then pulled up my bra and tweaked my nipple. I pulled up my top so he could see and he dove down to suck on it! He looked at the hard nipple and grinned.

He put his right hand down my pants and played with my clit at just the right speed and pressure. Mmm…. I squirmed.  He whispered, “So wet… so so wet.”  I winked and he giggled.

He kissed me more, then played in my pants more.

I rubbed on his cock in his pants. I said it was too public to take it out and he nodded. I pressed it and talked about what I would do it we were alone – licking, sucking, pulling, twisting, stroking… I asked if he remembers me sucking him? He nodded and smiled. (I’m so glad he had fond memories when what I mostly recall is him sneezing and his eyes swelling shut because he was allergic to the cat dander on me!)

I described what doggy style sex is like with me… him sliding in… and out. Squeezing my ass to pull me on… and off. Watching his cock go in and out. Looking in a mirror at my face, my chest swaying as I press back against him. He started moaning. Said he could imagine… I asked if he liked me talking to him like that. He moaned and said he definitely did! I said I do some phone sex so I’ve honed my sexy patter.  He complimented me on my skills.  

He kissed me again then said he had to go. He was glad I had parked a few blocks away so the walk would calm him down before he got to his car. He said he was going straight to bed to play. He talked about his grandkids, said he’d be with them tomorrow.

I told him I’d send him links to the things we had discussed. I thanked him again for dinner and “dessert.” He giggled, said he would see me again soon. (He always says that but it never happens) To put a timeline in his mind, I did a quick calculation – counted the months since our last dinner in February – 6 – then counted forward and said that would mean if the holidays pass and we haven’t met, he should think of me in January!

He nodded, grabbed me for another long kiss and took off. I watched him walk away until he turned the corner.

I sat checking my phone, taking deep breaths and wondering why we have never gone any further.  At least he didn’t talk about getting a hotel this time.  It used to tick me off but I’ve gotten to the place where I can enjoy dinner and conversation and a little more, and help him out a little and not worry about when I’ll see him.  It does puzzle me that he does not avail himself of the opportunity to have sex, when he says he is starved for it and it is clear I am too.  Makes me wonder if I am somehow unappealing?  Or if he thinks it’s not cheating if there’s no penetration?  A mystery!  Ah well… nice to be kissed and groped!

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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 8:54 PM
Subject: Thanks and links

Hiya G! Thank you again for dinner, and the very tasty dessert!

Hope you got home okay – so murky out there.

Here are the links we talked about:

Boston Pops John Williams CD
https://www.amazon.com/Lights-Camera-Music-Decades-Williams/dp/B0713YD363

Facebook pages:
Andy Borowitz political satire
https://www.facebook.com/andyborowitz/

Bangor Maine Police Department
https://www.facebook.com/bangormainepolice/

UPS Dogs
https://www.facebook.com/upsdogs/

Globe article about new book
‘Tell Me What You Want’ looks at sexual fantasies and the science of desire – The Boston Globe

-S
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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Aug 13, 2018 at 10:15 PM
Re: Thanks and links

My pleasure. Look forward to reviewing these.
Grazie!
Sweet dreams.
G

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Sneezy’s music

August 3, 2018 Friday

From: Greg

To: Sassy
Sent: Aug 3, 2018 at 8:33 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

Ah, yes, the cats. You’d have to call an ambulance!

Back from NH. Love the state, should have been planted there, somewhere on the south border.
Do you enjoy classical music? Have had a very intense week (very intense 10 years, in fact!), and was fidgety/really depressed tonight, unable to take solace even in music (pop culture music). Have been listening to Beethoven’s 6th for the past half hour, and it’s as if I took a sedative.
It must be the divinity of mathematics, which is at the essence of music.
Peace,
G

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Sneezy away

August 2, 2018 Thursday

From: Greg

To: Sassy
Sent: Aug 2, 2018 at 9:52 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

Hey Sassy. I wish I were there:)

In NH for a couple of days then DC next week. Strange deal. Not making money in either place, but hoping to plant some seeds.

Hope you’re having fun. 

G

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From: Sassy

To: Greg
Sent: Aug 2, 2018 at 10:04 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

Hiya G! Hope you’re staying cool on this humid evening.

I went to Brookline for a birthday party tonight and thought of you as I was stuck in traffic. What a mess it is over there with the BU Bridge work glomming up every road! Wish I could stay on this side of the river!

It is lovely to indulge in the fantasy of you being here. We’d have fun! But if I remember correctly, my cats make it unwise in reality!

My my… you do get around! Hope you have easy travels.

-S

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Remembering your lips

July 31, 2018 Tuesday

To: Sassy
From: Greg
Sent: Tue Jul 31, 2018 at 1:41 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

PF Chang’s has some tasty stuff! 

No, I can’t play today – have meetings in Boston today. Between two in the city. Wish I were at the beach.
Have a great day.
G

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To: Greg
From: Sassy
Sent: Tue Jul 31, 2018 at 8:56 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

Hiya G! Hope your meetings went well. 

I had a fun day catching up from being out, and running a monthly All-Staff lunch. I made a list of tasks for August and tried not to barf. It’s such a crazy month! I console myself that, if my retirement theory works out, this will be my last time through all these events!

Hubby is out at karaoke with a pal so I am home alone, looking at naughty photos and having fun with my toy! Remembering your lips… mmm…

Mwah!

-S

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Sneezy traffic

July 30, 2018 Monday

From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jul 30, 2018 at 9:32 AM
Re: Shy and retiring

Sassy-
I am afraid we will have to defer our meeting tonight.

I just got to my new office in the burbs. The traffic is like I have never seen, backed up, virtually not moving. I had forgotten that the construction starts this week (my first week working in the western suburbs in 7 years!). 

My meeting this afternoon is at 3:00. I’m not sure how long it will be but by any reasonably estimate by the time I get on the road, there’s no telling when I will get back in town. I may just stay out here and return late after the traffic. Let’s defer until this is over.

My apologies.
G

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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Sent: Mon Jul 30, 2018 at 10:31 AM
Re: Shy and retiring

Hiya G! So sorry to hear you’re having traffic nightmares. Hope that eases soon! Thanks for the heads-up.

-S


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From: Greg
To: Sassy
Sent: Mon Jul 30, 2018 at 9:32 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

Hello Sassy. Just back home at last.

Decided to have dinner with my mom in the burbs and wait the traffic out. Came up 128 to Rt 3, into town, so will look forward to hearing about evening commute on my usual route on the news tomorrow morning. 
Hope you did something fun tonight.
Again, my apologies.

G

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From: Sassy
To: Greg
Sent: Mon Jul 30, 2018 at 9:52 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

Hiya G! Glad to hear you made it home. Hope everyone figures out different routes so it’s not so bad going forward. Do you have to brave it again tomorrow?

No worries – you had enough going on today.

How’s your Mom? Hope she was having a good day.

I ended up at PF Chang’s again! A lady friend of Hubby’s wanted to go there. I swear I don’t go there twice a year and suddenly everyone wants to go! Good thing they have such a large menu and I like it. Of course, that made me think of you even more.

-S

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Sneezy Plans

July 29, 2018 Sunday

To: Sassy
From: Greg
Sent: Sun Jul 29, 2018 at 7:35 AM
Re: Shy and retiring

Hey Sassy-
Hope you’re having a grand weekend. 

Does Monday still work for you?
G

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To: Greg
From: Sassy
Sent: Sun Jul 29, 2018 at 8:11 AM
Re: Shy and retiring

Sure! When? What?

-S

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To: Sassy
From: Greg
Sent: Sun Jul 29, 2018 at 10:13 AM
Re: Shy and retiring

Working until 5:00?

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To: Greg
From: Sassy
Sent: Sun Jul 29, 2018 at 1:05 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

I can take off if you have a fun idea.


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To: Sassy
From: Greg
Sent: Sun Jul 29, 2018 at 3:21 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

Well, I have a mid-day meeting which I may be able to cancel in the morning. What were you thinking?

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To: Greg
From: Sassy
Sent: Sun Jul 29, 2018 at 3:29 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

I have no thoughts other than it’s always fun to be with you. Can I put myself in your hands? Say what you’d like and I’ll probably go along?

-S


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To: Sassy
From: Greg
Sent: Sun Jul 29, 2018 at 5:20 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

Well you are very sweet:)

An afternoon canoodle is enticing, but I think though it would be imprudent/impolite for me to move my meeting. There are three people who will be at the meeting which would make settling on another date a chore. Might be tough to find a place to canoodle in the middle of the day anyway:)

Is meeting for a bite too boring?

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To: Greg
From: Sassy
Sent: Sun Jul 29, 2018 at 5:25 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

Not at all! Sounds good. 

Just let me know when and where to meet. 
You want the usual or something else?

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To: Sassy
From: Greg
Sent: Sun Jul 29, 2018 at 5:27 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

I’m easy. Same place is fine unless you prefer another. Your pick. Time as well.

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To: Greg
From: Sassy
Sent: Sun Jul 29, 2018 at 10:02 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

Hiya G!

Did you get outside today? So pretty! We adventured to Walmart and Sonic up Rte 1. Nothing like a corn dog!

I adore PF Chang’s so that works for Monday.

What time makes sense for you? You like 5 pm? I’m flexible.

-S

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To: Sassy
From: Greg
Sent: Sun Jul 29, 2018 at 10:20 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

Let’s say 530?

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To: Greg
From: Sassy
Sent: Sun Jul 29, 2018 at 10:40 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

Perfect! See you there!

So excited to catch up and see your smiling face!!

-S

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To: Sassy
From: Greg
Sent: Sun Jul 29, 2018 at 11:06 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

Deal.


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Sleepy Sneezy

July 25, 2018 Wednesday
To: Sassy
From: Greg
Sent: Wed Jul 25, 2018 at 3:56 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

🙂 you know how to kiss too!

Nothing exciting going on here. I’m about done shuttling between offices. Had dinner last night with a friend who has a booze problem. Long night, and even longer day today. I needed a nap from the time I got up. Looking forward to it being tomorrow:)

Go to the lobster place in Winthrop??
g

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To: Greg
From: Sassy
Sent: Wed Jul 25, 2018 at 11:30 PM
Re: Shy and retiring

Hope you’ll get more sleep tonight and tomorrow is better.

We went to the Winthrop Arms Hotel for the first time. Their restaurant is spectacular! No lobster but lots of other seafood. Very 1970s vibe in a good way.

Had dinner from Sweet Rice in Charlestown tonight. Ever tried them? Very tasty Asian treats. That is my first time getting delivery from anywhere over there.  You ever go there? Any other faves I should try?

Take care G! Mwah!

-S

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