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Slutty Saturday Seven

From my private journal
November 4, 2012 07:48 pm – Slutty Saturday

 My my my… what a day this was!  Conventional wisdom says weekends are the quiet time in the cheating world, as people have to focus on their families.  That’s usually true but NOT TODAY!  
After a quiet week swapping p0rn with Mr Truck, I heard from SEVEN men today… TOO MUCH!  I seem to be fulfilling Marian Daniell’s mother’s advice that every woman needs seven men in her life.  Heh.  

I had friendly online chats with 2 chatters, a delicious phone call with a blogger and contact with 4 AM men! The emails, IMs and phone calls were flying!  
TWO new AM men sent me messages yesterday!  They spent money to contact me.  Wow.  Nothing like the “start the month off fun” guys! 
1) MidKnight
A brand new AM guy!  Late 40s.  Okay.  Nearby in the same city.  Nice.  6″2 195.  Another tall and skinny one.  I can deal with that.  Hmm… “unhappy husband of an unappreciative wife.”  No no no… don’t bitch about your wife in your profile!  “Looking for a lady who has a wild side.  Fun.  Companionship.”  That’s better.  Vague but fine.  He posted a lovely photo of himself in a suit and tie, standing in a law library.  Heh.  Bet it came from his work web site.  I worry about men who show their face.  Really?  But it was a nice face.

I sent him my mischief Yahoo email and he pinged me on Yahoo IM mid-afternoon!  It’s awkward to start out chatting without any previous emails, but I ran with it.  He seemed distracted, said he was watching college football with his son, and didn’t have long.  Gosh, mister, way to make a woman feel wanted… NOT! I got to ask a few questions.  Good answers!  Another lawyer!  He took off after about 20 minutes saying he’d ping me tonight.  But he never did.  

Lesson learned: I can have a lovely chat, just start feeling a spark and liking the guy and wanting to know more and… he didn’t feel it and that’s it.  How could he not get that I am THE BEST WOMAN EVAH?  Hee hee.  Ah well… I hope he found another lady and had lots of fun. 
2) Speedy 
The second brand new guy on AM!  Let’s see… 50.  Sure.  From… hunh… the next state over.  Hmm… if he will visit my area, do I care?  5″10 160… uh oh.  Shorter and skinny!  But… maybe I will take a chance… not pay so much attention to height and weight?  I want guys to do that for me, I should do it for them, right?  He checked a few random boxes.  Eh.  Then he wrote a little bit:

What really turns him on: “Would like to meet an intelligent, uninhibited, woman with a good sense of humor and a high drive.” Do I have a high drive?  I suppose so.  Sounds like me.  
He closed with: “I’m an intelligent, professional, fit guy, with a good sense of humor.  Communication creates chemistry. Let’s talk. Would be happy to share photos off of this venue.”  Makes sense.  But it doesn’t give me much to work from.  
He gave me his Yahoo email in his first message, so I responded there.  His second message included a photo – just his face.  He looks like… Seinfeld!  With gray hair.  Very distinguished!  Another suit and tie, probably his business website photo.  He asked if we could switch to IM.  Sure.  He gave me his real first time, and his work website… hmm… I’d rather not know!  But you know I googled him.  Nothing freaky.  We typed along and very soon he said he wanted to hear my voice, could he call me?  Wow… um… sure.  Definitely felt like a salesman needing to meet his quota.  Heh.  Moving very fast but it all sounds good, so I roll with it.  This is definitely the fastest I’ve ever gone from contact to the phone. We had a very sexy conversation.  He sent me an email right after, and called again just after dinner.  Wow!  Full court press!  It felt great! 
3) Rick aka “Panties Man” 
He was in the midst of writing a paper for school, pinged me in Yahoo IM to check in.  He is so polite and nice!  He couldn’t stay long but he made me feel special that he took the time to check in.  
4) The Professor
The great cypher professor checked in.  I gave him my phone number.  He said he would call on Monday from his office.  I never went to office hours in college but maybe I can get something from a professor now?  I bet he has a wonderful voice from all that lecturing!  
This definitely felt like TOO MUCH!  And it doesn’t count Stan or Tom or Philip… geesh.  
But who to give up?  How to step back?  Hmmm… which one is going to touch me?  Make me smile most often?  No way to tell… might as well leave all my irons in the fire until something happens.

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FFF Oops

Happy November!  It’s time for Flash Fiction Friday!  Pop over to Advizor54’s blog to see what he and other fantastic writers saw in this photo.  My take is below.  Here’s the challenge:

Required Phrase- “Oops, wrong picture”
Word Limit – 250 words
Forbidden words – College, Collagan, Colloquial, Cauliflower
   Awwww… crap… I really wanted to talk about CAULIFLOWER!  Crunch crunch… 
Bonus Points – Share a real “oops” story if you haven’t already as your main post
     Click over here to a “Sassy Answers” post entitled… “Oops!” about FIVE ways I goofed up with photos and texts, including posting a half-nekkid photo to Facebook instead of messaging it to Philip.  Whee!  
Extra Words – Christmas time is coming. You get 100 extra words if you make this about a holiday greeting.
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“Crap… I can’t believe it’s November already?!” she whined.  “We haven’t started on the holiday shopping or the cards… argh.  It’s time to order gifts online before the craziness starts in… help me think about what to cook and figure out which photo to use for the cards?”  
“Don’t worry.  We always manage to get it all done!” I reassured her, wrapping my arms around her and tweaking her bounteous tits.  She leaned back and I nibbled her neck. 
I glanced over her shoulder at her computer.  She was clicking through images… food, the ocean, flowers, her niece… she makes good use of that cell phone camera!  Suddenly the clicks got slower… naked photos!  
“Hey!  Are those on Facebook?” I asked, shocked to see my private parts.  
“Don’t worry.  I have the privacy option on… just here for myself,” she assured me.  Sometimes we get frisky and add photos to our sex life.  I was leery of them being on the web, especially on Facebook!  But I got hard looking at them, and started playing with her nipple.  She gave me a deep, passionate kiss.  
“So which photo?  I got a Groupon for half-price if we order before November 15th…”  
“Hmmm… what about us at the beach?  or near that lighthouse?”  I suggested. 
“Oh!  The lighthouse is good…,” she said, clicking back to the vacation photos as my fingers teased the waistband of her jeans, then burrowed under the fabric to tease her lower down. 
“Mmmm… that feels so amazing! But stop distracting me!  I need to place this order and start looking for presents!”  I dipped a finger inside her and she moaned, then shoved me away.  “Later! Hold that thought until I make enough progress to focus on you!”  she insisted, squeezing my cock.  Damn cock blocking cards! 
Two weeks later, I got home from work to find a trail of shredded packaging and colorful cards shredded from the mailbox to the kitchen, where she had her head down on the table.  Okaaaay… I pieced together a few bits and saw a vacation photos we’d taken in New Mexico… naked.   Oops, wrong picture! I guess I distracted her more than I thought! 
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Cum slut

From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 9:59 PM
Subject: Re: Storm stories
Hiya Stan!  
I hope your “day after Sandy” went well.  It was so gorgeous here most of the day… just leaves down to show something odd happened yesterday.  And a big crack in a hall window at work!  
Aha… the stunt cock is sticking in your mind, eh?  It is a monster.  I must admit my first impression was, “You want me to put that where?!”  But I have been watching videos and getting used to the idea.  I hear a butt plug can make me tighter and better for you.  And do interesting things inside you.  Maybe you should ask for some special jewelry for Christmas, like a ring… a very special cock ring!  Hee hee.  One of my blogger pals wrote a funny post about wearing his metal one to the airport… oops.

It took me awhile to figure out that it’s okay to write about stuff I’ve never done… the first time I typed “strap-on” during a chat (never having seen one) was… interesting.  And I am relieved it doesn’t have to be something I could do.  Some stuff I write would take Cirque du Soleil training!  Though writing gets me a lot closer to doing things!  

I have to giggle at you being turned on by random ladies – being able to see the potential of the store clerk or the accountant.  So many men are looking for the super model and missing the incredibly hot business woman who would rock their world!
Alter ego!  Exactly!  I am definitely the Super Sexy Woman with the Clarice Kent people see.  Sassy is a very… intimate name.  Sass… even more.  They are a secret.  That you are in on.  And that is a very rare thing.  The sexy me.  The fun me.  The wise acre.  She only exists on the internet… and in a man’s arms.  You’ll probably run into the demure lady if we meet… and have to help me get out!  
What’s a cum slut?  Talk more about that… 
 -S
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From: Mr Truck
Nov 1, 2012
To: Sassy
I’ve watched a few strap on videos, women on women and women on men. Some hot stuff. Fantasizing about anal is fun but in reality I’d have to stick to something way less than a 9 incher, although a lubed finger is always nice.  I bet you’d look great with a strap on and with a butt plug in. Have you had any ass play experiences? I think it would be hot to fuck you while you have a plug in, or how ’bout slowly fucking your ass while you had a big dildo up your wet cunt? I suppose most women don’t like the word ‘cunt’ but I find it sexy, often more erotic than the softer cuter ‘pussy.’
A cum slut in my definition is a promiscuous (in mind or reality) woman who loves to fuck and suck, swallows and plays with cum, loves it shot anywhere on her body, and loves looking at it in porn, AND talking about it.
By the way, when I eat pussy, I love to combine it with asshole licking. Do you like that?
Yes a little horny today!
xox

-Stan

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Truck fantasies

From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Monday, October 29, 2012 8:12 PM
Subject: Storm stories
Hiya Stan!
Hope you had a good day.  My cable has been out from this hurricane… been trying to send this since about 2 pm!  Wicked bored but otherwise okay.  How are you doing? 
Wow!  Five messages!  You are so good to me.  I’m watching the wind ravage the trees through the murky mist… and now I have something so much better to do!  Let’s see if I can answer them all in one… make it easier going forward.  
Sounds like you had a productive weekend!  Did your family arrive despite the weather?  
Message #2
> I LOVE pussy for breakfast, it’s the breakfast of champions!
I was so wishing there was a man here this morning who would take me back to bed!  This weather seems perfect for exploring and whispering and cuddling and serious fucking! 
> I got a delightful tingle in my ass & cock when you so boldly told me how you’re envisioning me with that stunt cock, a fucking 9 incher no less. Love how you immediately upped the ante from the one experience it told you about.  It’s like you already own my ass (as if I wouldn’t gladly hand it over to you whenever you wanted it anyway).
Own your ass?  Oh my… yes please!  I’ll be very nice to it.  You inspire me… sadly it’s a case of “writing about something I’ve never done” but I have watched p0rn and read about it… many of the sexy bloggers are into ass play.  You should know what it’s like to be filled and have that spot used to its full potential!  
> What’s the biggest cock (rough estimate) you’ve ever taken inside you?
Hmmmm…I haven’t kept track but I think most of them were in the 6-7 inch range.  There have been thin and longer, some quite short… each has its merits.  I actually prefer the average to the huge, which is too tough to deep throat! 
Have you tried a cock ring?  I’ve read articles about them and wonder how they’d make you feel and how they’d feel hitting my clit as you pound into me.
> (Insert your real name here)
Oh, you are so sly.  🙂  Hmmmm…. why?  I associate that name with the demure, boring business lady who is no fun.  Sassy is the only one who talks to men in a sexy way. The demure lady is always going on about risk and mess and I try not to listen to her!  And I feel safer staying anonymous.  No one knows both parts of me. But if you have to know, explain why and I will tell you when I am lying in your arms. Maybe.
>Ah you certainly know all kinds of ways to get my attention, especially drooling on my nipples. 
I pay attention to what you say… find that it makes the fantasies (and then the reality) sooo much better!  
> I’m touching them as I write, wondering how big your nipples are. 
I’ll see if a photo can be had… or do you like to leave some things to discover in person? 
>And I love your gifs, they are like little hot post-it notes for me. I could really use burying my face in your melons today, then kiss you as you jerk me off all over them
It took me while to understand the gifs… but now I adore them.  Just a little something to spark things… like this:
Breast sucking, hips popping
> I’ve had many affairs over the years
Thanks for sharing about your ladies.  Very interesting!  It is nice know you are not new to this and can expand my horizons. 
I’ve never watched p0rn with a man… sounds like a great idea! 
> I don’t think I’ve ever had a love affair where I went completely head over heels, nor where the woman did the same.  
I lost my heart to the old flame… twice.  Once as a 14 year old who had no idea what it meant, and two years ago… when it meant intense longing and ache that nearly broke me in half.  I am hoping to steer clear of that and have fun!  It’s tricky because I associated sex with showing a man how I felt about him emotionally.  But I have started to see if can be more physical and less complicated.
I am so cheered that you are okay with larger women. Guys are so cruel online about it! 
> I put on this girl’s panties once, they were black and had a sizable creamy wet spot in the crotch because we’d been kissing and heavy petting for an hour. It was great, not to cross dress, but to feel her warm wet gooey spot at the base of my balls. Something not many men have felt!  
Interesting and very hot! Most men are very threatened by looking less than manly, but it is just fabric!  I so adore insights into how the other gender feels things.  I could deal with fabric, but not being mean to him about it.  “Nice” is too woven into my personality.
> Ya know, I have sloppy seconds fantasies. I imagine meeting my girlfriend just after she’s been with her other lover. She’s obviously disheveled, hair messed up a bit, has red marks on her neck as well on other parts of her body, lipstick all rubbed off but the stain still visible on her lips. The first thing I do is tongue kiss her deeply while feeling her up, almost rudely, treating her like the sweet slut she and I know she is. Next she is resisting my hand as it makes its way down the front of her pants, feeling her warm crotch, and then putting my hand inside her pants & panties, as we both gasp when my finger penetrates her lips to reveal her juices mixed with her lover’s spent cum…
Yowza that is hot!  I have written about something similar.  Often, my guy pals call me after a meet to brag and decompress.  I took that a step further and imagined meeting a guy for lunch and going back to the hotel room to talk, seeing the remnants of his busy morning, and ending up… seeing if he had any cum left.  🙂
Message #3 Re: erotia
> No surprise you’re a terrific writer of erotica! You do it so well and without even one dirty word 😉 Such great attention to detail and a real command of the pacing and the flow.
Thank you for your praise!  I hope to make it so the man can see himself there, with me, feel the heat… get excited for more. 
Often these ideas take over my mind and I have to write them down to get them out so I can think again!   Most of them are too long and specific to one guy to share, but I will try to find a few more to send.
>Mmmmm nothing like spurting inside you huh? I think you mentioned you like the feeling of warm creamy cum coating the walls of your vagina. Would be nice to use a hand mirror to watch as the cum finally makes its way out of you. A hand mirror would be nice also for you to watch me eating your pussy….Sending you wet kisses on your neck……
You do have wonderful ideas.  🙂
Message #4  Video
> I basically had an open invitation to fuck her with her husband but turned it down in the name of art 😉
I adore your stories!  Did you keep the tape and watch it?  Have you gone on in your mind over the years?   I have a bi-curious blogger pal who had sex with his wife and another man, and really wanted to do stuff to the man but just could not get up the courage… it is a great source of fantasies for him.
Message #5 69
>  I could almost be partially standing up, leaning over, fucking your face while kneading your tits, and spreading your legs to eat you. I like the flexibility that might provide for both of us.  Do you like licking and sucking a man’s balls?
Oh!  This sounds so delicious!  Yum yum… yes… I like to take you deep in my throat and press a finger inside you, and suck each ball in, and rim your ass… it’s my playground!  I want to feel your hips roll and hear you moan and beg or adjust me until it is the best thing you ever felt…
Welll… I am completely revved up now!  Man… I wish you could feel the muscles inside me, clenching. Pulsing… damn. 
BIG HUGS!  And a sensual kiss, too! 
-S
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from: Mr Truck 
Oct 30, 2012
To: Sassy
Hey there Sassy!
Glad you took the initiative to centralize our disparate emails, they were beginning to reproduced like rabbits……..mmm rabbits
My family did make it here.   We all kind of make fun of the storm hype.  I hear it’s much worse down around NYC/NJ.  
Yes you and I would do well exploring each other on a stormy day, or any day. And yes I too write about stuff I’ve never done, that’s what makes sharing fun fantasies so fun! One of the things that really got to me yesterday when you mentioned how you envisioned me was that it was with a stunt cock. I’ve never had a woman play with me with anything but a nondescript vibrator/dildo. So when you suggested something that looks like a veiny 9″ cock with a big head on it, inside me with lots of lube, I’ve not been able to get that out of my mind. I’ve been thinking about you, when I pull off your panties, revealing a nice butt plug buried in your ass. Again, this doesn’t even ever have to happen, just fun imagining it.  As far as porn, I don’t like a lot of the anal sex vids, they just look too damaging with giant cocks reaming a woman’s rectum. The one where the guy is not so big and he’s pumping very slow are nice.
I’ve never tried a cock ring, I understand they’re good for helping retain a stiff hard on, never considered the woman feeling it, so that’s something we’d need to explore….NOW!
That’s nice that Sassy is your alter ego, your bad girl. But I am so turned on by you being the demure boring business lady!  Those are just the kind of women I see in a bank or in the supermarket that I immediately want to fuck. I don’t need your real name.
I’d love to see a pic of your nipples, and I know I owe you a pic of me hard in my boxer-briefs. I’d really LOVE to see a full body pic of you, you can Photoshop-out your head for now! Hey your latest gif is nice, actually my eyes were drawn to her tight panties and her sweet little camel toe.
Who are the guys online who are cruel, not on AM though?  I find that many many men are looking for BBWs, have a natural attraction to big girls and the treasures they possess. When I’m with the wife (who’s short and skinny) I have to be careful about being caught staring at zaftig women. But I like all kinds of women, especially ones who are ‘nice’ like you. Nice goes a long way. I could see us being in love-lust, knowing and appreciating each other and caring in a loving affectionate way, like being in love in a parallel universe.
Loved your fantasy about ‘seeing if the guy had any more cum left.’ I like thinking of you as a cum slut or at least cultivating that in you.
No, the couple kept the tape, I shot it for them. Wish I could see it though. I too have very hotly fantasized about playing with a man in a MFM threesome. I imagine watching and hearing the woman sucking the man, only inches from my face or licking her clit as he fucks her, hearing his balls slap, again, only inches from my face. Then when he’s about to cum, the woman surprises me by holding my head still as he begins stroking with his cock pointed at my face, giving me about a minute to contemplate what’s about to happen. He then shoots his load all over my face. She then begins licking his cum off of me, cum kissing me as we both take turns kissing and licking his half hard spent cock. I like tasting my own cum and it’s so taboo having horny thoughts about tasting another man’s. I think about it a lot.
Mmmm you sucking each one of my balls as you finger fuck me is something I really need, every man needs servicing like that. Imagine the load you’d create inside me by doing that.
Ok I’m ready to jack my cock to some big girl porno…
Talk soon!
Stan

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School Girl Outfit

Tuesday, October 30, 2012
8:08am
Good morning!  Bits of blue sky and warm.  Back to work.
Have a terrific Tuesday!
8:11am Phil
Windy here today.  Otherwise a nice day.
Enjoy the day!

6:18 pm
Trying a new sushi place – The Fish Market in Allston

 My spicy scallop maki and Hubby’s sashimi 
My rock shrimp & veggie tempura and Hubby’s avocado ball stuffed with tuna

9:05 pm
Meow!

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Mr Truck Toy Talk

From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Subject: Re: Hi 
Sent: Sat, Oct 27, 2012 6:27:45 PM 
Hiya Stan!
Thanks ever so much for your comments.  Wow… nothing like porn in the morning, eh?  🙂
It’s wonderful to share this way – a first for me.  It helps me to understand you… what it might be like to be alone with you.  And that seems like a very good idea! I like to hear your thoughts, until you can’t think anymore and your eyes roll back and… mmm… 
I got talked into buying a box of toys – “They’re on sale!” so I have five sitting under my desk.  Hope to have help figuring out how they can enhance things.  Great that you might have a clue!  
I can get my nipples into my mouth.  Though so far, I’ve seen that as a man’s job!  But might be convinced otherwise… As far as wanting to watch it?  I think that’s a guy thing.  🙂
-S
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From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2012 9:06 AM
Subject: Re: Hi
Love porn and sex in the a.m. my favorite time. A box of toys? Christmas cum early! I love seeing a woman lick and suck her dildo before inserting it into her voracious vagina.
Yes I’m up for the job of nipple sucking and about 20 other things I want to do with those bodacious ta tas of yours. I do like sharing them with a woman, both our tongues on them at the same time.
I’ve asked about your ass a few times and I’m almost certain you’ve not replied, but since my track record on email details has been bad lately I’ll apologize in advance if you already covered–or uncovered–your ass.
Do you enjoy 69? It can be fun and gratifying. Have you ever squirted? Some amazing videos of squirter girls.
You had earlier commented about me cuming before the guy in the video does: although I do prefer to shoot my load when the guy does, especially if his is copious, but often there are certain scenes where I focus in on something I want to, or are overwhelmed by that makes me want to orgasm over.
More soon!
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From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2012 10:19 AM
Subject: Re: Hi
Good morning Stan!
Oh, if only I could roll over and find you there!  Breakfast would be delayed…. 
I am seeing a 9 inch vibrating stunt cock inside you… slowly with lots of lube.  Want to find that p-spot that causes all the trouble! 

Or perhaps a tiny bullet with a delightful buzz?  The tiny rabbit key chain makes me laugh… would be fun to hand that to the cashier at the grocery store with my discount card to swipe, eh? 

While you are planning 20 things for my melons, I am drooling over tasting your nipples… finding out what makes your hips roll – a flick of the tongue or a gentle bite and twist?

Hmm… here’s a little breast squeeze for fun

I knew you wouldn’t let me get away without answering the ass question… not sure what to say!  There are lots of words for my chest but my sexy ass?  Old flame dreamed about it for 35 years?  It’s more than a handful?  Maybe you can tell me someday.   
Will you tell me about your extramarital adventures?  That’s the one question you’ve glossed over.  I don’t judge… find it all fascinating, so let it out. 
69 is a challenge… I used to hate it because I couldn’t concentrate on pleasing him while he was doing those amazing things to me! I have gotten better at relaxing and enjoying and sucking at the same time!  I’ve also started to make it a game… who can do better at distracting the other person?  I must say, the guy usually forgets what he’s doing first!  Do you like being on the bottom or the top when all that’s going on?  I am usually on the bottom with my neck hanging over the edge of the bed… but want to try it lots of ways. 
Squirting? I am not sure.  There were a couple of times I thought so… but I was kinda too busy to pay that much attention other than whoa that was… wow.   Is there a definition other than massives amounts of fluid and screaming? 
I should know better than to comment on ejaculation timing!  It’s all good… there are definitely videos where I am way ahead of the ending because of a hand or a cock or a mouth doing something spectacular that twists my insides and makes them roll.  
Are you watching football or battening the hatches for this super-hyped storm?  I took at look at a grocery store parking lot and it’s been a madhouse over there!  
Stay high and dry dear man. And think of the buxom wench!  
 -S

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FFF Invitation

It’s time for Flash Fiction Friday!  With a Halloween theme!

Required Words – “Invitation” AND “nightfall”
Word Limit – 2 stories of 333 words each
Forbidden words – Vampire, Succubus
Bonus Points – Put something real about yourself in the story, but you don’t have to tell us what it is.

Extra Words – Share your story with 2 friends who don’t know you write like this. You get 100 extra words for this one.
Pop over to Advizor54’s blog to see what he and other bloggers saw in this photo.  And join in yourself!  My take is below.  Happy Halloween!  

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His screaming woke me.  My son has nightmares, but they’ve gotten more frequent since my wife died.  I dashed to wake him, holding him as reality returned.  He was sitting up, whispering, “I will… I will Momma.” 
I miss her a lot too.  I almost gave up when they told me a drunk driver had taken my soulmate away in a gruesome crash.  But I kept on… one day at a time… for my son.  
He stared at me.  “She handed me a gold envelope with an invitation, like the ones I get for birthday parties? It said, ‘Bring him.’  I know what it means.  We have to go to Mount Auburn!”  
My wife loved Mount Auburn Cemetery.   It’s a gorgeous arboretum with well-kept flower beds and beautiful trees, amazing sculptures and such deep history in it’s graves from the Victorian era on up!  It was her favorite place to walk, to talk about the famous people and look at the birds.  My son loved to climb the stone tower (that looks like a rook from a chess set), to look out over the entire area on a fall day.  She had an album full of photos of flowers and headstones.  On a rainy day we’d click through that and tell the stories.  It was typical of her way of finding beauty and fun in the strangest places.  
We cremated her broken body and sprinkled the ashes in the beautiful spruce knoll of tall trees and low strawberry plants.  We talked of visiting her on sunny afternoons, but I haven’t been able to make myself go.  
My son tugged at my t-shirt.  “We have to go, Daddy. Today.  It’s very important!  I’ll help you smile!” 
“I dunno, kiddo, it’s Halloween.  We have a lot to do after school. We might not get there until after nightfall.”

“It won’t take long.  Please? I promised.  I’m going back to sleep right now so I can stay up.  Something magical might happen!”  

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Guest: Losing My Virginity

I have something very special for you today dear readers!  I was kvetching to a blogger buddy about an AM guy who answers my questions very tersely. I asked him when he lost his virginity and he answered, “I was 16.”  Argh! I want a storyteller! Come on… tell me about it!

The blogger responded, and is very kind to let me share his answer with you.  If you want to share your stories, I adore hearing them!  Please comment here to let him know how fun this story was to read, and ladies…. if you want his email don’t hesitate to ask!  😉 

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  TO: Same Sassy Girl
  FROM: Blogger Buddy
  SUBJECT: That’s me in the corner … that’s me in the spotlight….
Losing my virginity….
OK, not really sure if you got where I’m headed with this, but the subject line lyrics are a play on that 80s REM song Losing My Religion. Losing my virginity — get it??? THAT’S where I’m headed with this email!!
So I interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to give you that story, since you triggered my memory by mentioning it …  OK, here goes:
I was 20…..
WAIT!!! There’s more!!!! 🙂
Anyhow, one cold January day at age 20, myself and five friends decided to take a leave of absence from college and move to sunny Nevada for a semester.  We were just sick of school, sick of the cold weather, sick of everything!! So we agreed the Monday after the Super Bowl we were moving.  The housing business was booming down there in 1980 and good paying jobs were plentiful. So move we did.
So we got jobs almost immediately, found an apartment, and we were having a great time. We liked to hit the bars a lot down there like we did at home, but one thing we couldn’t get used to was the fact the bars closed at 2am, not 4am like they did in our state.  This REALLY irritated us!! But one thing we noticed about Nevada, there seemed to be a massage parlor on every corner, and they all appeared to be open 24 hours!! (You see where THIS is going!!!).  And rumor had it, they offered free beer to anyone that stopped in to browse!! So one night we were all drunk enough to do it, so we stopped in, had a seat in the lobby, and sure enough the hostess pointed out a refrigerator in the corner stocked with beer and told us to help ourselves.   We were like kids in a candy store. Free beer!! Are you kidding me????  So we did this a number of nights, and each time we’d browse the massage parlor “Menu”, but each time deciding against paying any money for their services. And there were enough massage parlors that we could visit a different one every night and not get a reputation for only being there for the beer!!
But one night that changed … It was around 3am and I’m sitting there with my pals.  And as we’re browsing the menu laughing at all the options, one looked at me and said “I will if you will.”  And I replied “I’m in!!!” And the others weren’t too far behind.  So we all got in the “queue” and one by one, each of us was escorted to one of those mysterious “back rooms” we heard so much about.  And finally when it was my turn, an elderly Chinese lady (she must have been 30!!!) came out to take me back there.  I still remember her name – “Kimmy”.  So Kimmy takes me to one of the back rooms and all I can remember was there was a water bed, mirrors and not much light.

So she had me lay down on the bed and asked “What would you like?”  And I had no idea how to respond!!! So I reached in my wallet, grabbed two $20 bills, handed it to her and said “Whatever I can get with this!”  So she had me take off all my clothes and lay naked on the bed, then she dropped her silk robe revealing an awesome little body underneath.  I can still see those tiny little Chinese tits….  So she lays down next to me and tells me to do whatever I want, so what do I do??? I dive into her pussy face-first!! Ever since I was a kid I was consumed with eating pussy!!! Looking at my Dad’s Playboy magazines as a youth I would fantasize about little else other than getting my lips and tongue on one of those beautiful mounds someday and just munching away.  And that’s exactly what I did!! I thought I died and went to heaven, and I’m sure this wasn’t exactly what Kimmy expected!  Now as I remember it, it seemed like I was down there forever, but I’m sure in real time it was about 2 minutes.  So after I had my fill, I popped my head up and said “Now suck my dick!”  And she had this panicked look on her face that I didn’t quite understand, but she did reluctantly start bobbing her head and that tiny mouth up and down on my cock.  20 years old and it was the first time my cock was ever in a woman’s mouth.  It felt fantastic!!!!  
So after a few minutes of that silky, savory cocksucking I finally said to Kimmy “Get on top and ride me”.  One thing about those girls, they do as they’re told!!! So anyway, she climbed aboard and started riding me and to this day I’ll never forget those glorious words she was moaning as she fucked me “You got BIG penis!!!”  (You need to read that using your best Chinese accent).  And she kept saying it over and over “You got BIG penis!!!”  Now I’m sure she said that to all the guys, but when you’re 20 years old and you’re getting laid the first time, I felt as studly as it gets!  So she’s pumping away and I’m feeling her ass and sucking her tits and having a grand old time, but after some time of this I thought to myself “OK, what’s the end game here??”  Honestly Sassy, I kid you not — I had no idea I was supposed to have a an orgasm until finally Kimmy starts asking me “You cum yet?  When you gonna cum?”  And then it hit me “Ahhhhhhhhhh, THAT’S what this is all about!!!!!!!!!!!” And explode I did — the first time I ever pumped a load of my hot white deep inside one of those wet, juicy pussies.
And I’ve been lovin’ it ever since….
Enjoy your morning, Sassy!!!!!!!!

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FFF Follow

 
It’s Flash Fiction Friday!  Here’s the challenge from Advizor54’s blog.  Click over there to see what he and the other wonderful writers saw in this photo.  My take is below.  Bloggers join in!


              Required Phrase – “Follow the cat”        

              Word Limit – 225
              Forbidden words – Pussy, Black, Halloween, Fear
              Bonus Points – Keep the body count low (next week is different) 
              Extra Words – Make the cat her cat.

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Time for my date!  I showered, shaved, clipped my nails, did my hair… ready to go!  I grabbed my long raincoat from the hall closet, slipped it over my naked body and belted it firmly, checked my look in the mirror to be sure I wasn’t showing too much.  I slipped into my clogs and locked my front door, making sure my cats were inside.  I strolled out down the outer hallway of my loft apartment.  There… I should be cat-dander free and not set off my new lover’s allergies!  He is so worth the added prep. 
The first time we met, we sat outside on a park bench and didn’t touch.  We talked for an hour.   I really liked him!  Please please let him want to see me again!  
He sent me an email that evening – asked me if we could get together the next day?  YES!  
We sat in my car.  Mmm… a great kisser!  With wonderful hands making me squirm in my seat!  Then he sneezed… a lot.  And his eyes swelled up.  “Do you own cats?” Here we go with yet another way a meet can go south!  Arrrgh!  I was sure he’d dump me.  But no!
I made my way down the hall.  Oh no!  The neighbor’s cat!  Get out of the way!  I was going to have to follow the cat and not touch her!  Argh! 

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Sharing Lingerie

I’ve still talking with Panties Man.  I want to see if I can find a way to excite him and have some fun myself, if he can play outside of the humiliation model.

We’ve exchanged dozens of emails and had a lot of talks on Yahoo IM.  He was very impressed when I pointed out that it’s Halloween time… he could easily go to GoodWill or the Salvation Army and paw through their wigs, dresses, shoes or jewelry “looking for a costume” and no one would think anything of it other than he was going somewhere in drag.

He asked me about my lingerie.  Now… Sassy is not a lingerie girl.  I wracked my brain to think of anything he’d consider silky or sexy.  Suddenly it hit me – I do own one negligee.  It’s too small… haven’t worn it in years.  I’m not sure a man ever saw it on me.  But I figured Rick would get a kick out of it.  I told him about it as if I saw him wearing it in a dream:

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The negligee is a pale peach color, with lace in the bodice, an empire high waist, and long… swirling around your legs as you walk toward me with a very devilish smile.  (It hangs on the back on my bathroom door as a reminder of better days.  It’s about 5 sizes too small now, but still lovely to look at and feel sometimes.  I wonder if it would fit you? It probably qualifies as vintage!  Hee.) You dropped the spaghetti strap off one shoulder and winked at me.  I don’t know what I had on… you know how dreams are. 
Too bad you have no privacy… that’s almost like waving a red flag in front of a bull in terms of challenging me to tease you.  To talk about the wicked things… ah, well.  I’ll be good.  
 -S
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He begged for a photo of me wearing it.  It doesn’t fit, but I found a way to show it (and a bit of me) to him.

Date: Thursday, October 18, 2012
From: Sassy
To: Rick
Subject: Good morning

Happy Thursday to you! Sorry for the brevity…work being crazed. Maybe a photo is worth more than words? Hope you enjoy. 

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Date: October 18, 2012 11:59 am
To: Sassy
From: Rick

Oh..my..god.
 
This is beautiful.  What an absolutely wonderful present!!!  I love the pic!  both that you are in it, as well as the nightie!  And what an absolutely lovely nightie, it is.  damn, I want to see it…touch it….have you rub it on me….and I’ll definitely be fantasizing about wearing it for you, imagining such wonderful things we’d do.
 
I want to see it in person!!  And you!!
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From: Rick
To: Sassy

Another present, seeing you liked the other ones I’ve sent.  Maybe you’d like to see one of me hard in my panties from thinking of you, with my cockhead peeking out from the top?
 
So you know, I have rarely ever sent pics like this to anyone!!  Really; I don’t do this.  For whatever reason, I trust you and want to share, and you seem to like them.