April 20, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Marathon Monday

Monday, April 21, 2014 Marathon Day

From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 1:15 AM

Subject: re: Positions

Hi Sassy,

I want to have you today for either “lunch” or “dinner.” I want to eat your pussy in your car either during your lunch hour–or after work. I think browsing through that website you sent me will be fun. Could we start here? I wanted to lick your clit and other things when we had sex the first time–but needed the test results. Now that I “feel free”–I want to go down on you really badly.

Here’s what I’m wanting to do. You can tell me which techniques sound most exciting—and I’ll be eager to do any or all of them:

Cunnilingus – Advanced Tips

Take a few minutes to read Cunnilingus Basics and then come back here to fine-tune your approach with some special earth-moving, hip-shaking, mind-blowing techniques that will have her panting your name and praising your game! Try all of these in one session and she might not come back down from the heavens until the morning:

The Lick

Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.

Labial Hold

While holding the two parts together with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time.

Tongue Intercourse

The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.

The Flick

Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain.

The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.

The Clitoris Suck

Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.

The Clitoris Hold

Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.

The Tongue Tube

Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can’t learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman’s vagina around a man’s penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.

ABC’s

Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!

Other Tips

A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform.

You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation.

Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.

Try some – or why not all – of the above techniques and neither of you will regret it. Techniques like this are sure to help her achieve that (sometimes) elusive orgasm.

So if you give me a time for “lunch” (1 hour?)–or for “dinner” (1-2 hours?)—I don’t want food this time. I want your pussy. I will also want to put my fingers in you–in both your pussy and your ass if you want me to. In your ass it would help to have some lubricant. In your pussy—you don’t need any. You’ll be plenty wet—I already know that from experience.

So what do you say? It’s what I really want to do right now—don’t even care if you don’t “do me” in any way. Though not ruling it out. Not sure how we’ll “fit in the car”—but willing to try if you are.

Let me know,

Kris

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Kris: Sassy–Surprise #2…Read email…I WANT YOU…TODAY! How’s THAT for a “Good Morning” greeting?!? 1:23 AM

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 9:13 AM

Subject: Fw: Positions

And by “today” I mean TODAY—MONDAY, APRIL 21st—-not “today” as in “asap”—-although I realize today might not work…but can’t fault a guy for trying…and hopefully makes you feel good to know how badly you’re wanted…

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Kris: read forward of email to b clear about meaning of “today”……means TODAY! Hungry/Frisky Kris 9:17 AM

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From: Sassy

To: Kris

Sent: Apr 21, 2014 10:39 AM

Re: Positions

Good morning! My my my! You are quite frisky this morning. It is so heady to be wanted!

I have been puzzling over how to make it work today… I can see you but I don’t know about your plan. I am getting bogged down in logistics. Help! I don’t have my car at work. Hubby drops me off. I could come out at lunch time but can’t see how to do much in your car.

Tonight could work but my place is a total wreck. It gets a complete cleaning tomorrow (someone gave me maid service as a chemo present!) so after today it could work.

I’m so sorry! It stinks that you have free time and I don’t. I read those paragraphs about ways you can make me soar… yum… am imagining you touching me… tasting me… soooo fantastic! Did you know all those tips before?

So do we want to focus on Sunday? Or make a plan for tomorrow?

-S

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Kris: marathon wheelchair winner just crossed finish line….10th time winning….white guy from S. Africa 10:40 AM

Me: Ernst! thanks for the update! I so wish I could be watching! 10:49 AM

Kris: Go Shalane Flannagan!!! An American woman!!!!! 10:49 AM

Me: Sent email. Need help figuring out a plan 10:51 AM

Kris: k…i’ll read 10:52 AM

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 11:08 AM

Subject: Re: Positions

Hi Sassy,

Understood…and you’re right….won’t work in my car at all. Little concerned even about your car. Eager as I am—why don’t we focus on Sunday. I know money is tight for you—but it is really tight for me too right now. I think if I used Hotwire.com I could get a decent room for about $75 max…which would mean about $38 each. If you can’t do even that—-I’ll just do it and worry about what happens later. I’VE GOT TO HAVE YOU.

To answer your question about knowing all those oral techniques—not in that much specific detail. I’m not a stranger to doing it—-but my problem is (and where your going to be SO MUCH FUN) is that being with only one person for so long means I’ve tended to get “stuck in a rut.” Plus–what feels good to YOU may be unique to you. But I’m going to “do my homework” and read the “instruction manual” (LOL) over and over.

I just had a hilarious image pop in my head. I’m staring at your open vagina–as you lay there in eager anticipation waiting for me to get started. I’ve got a print out of the oral sex techniques in one hand–and I’m reading it as I’m looking at your open vagina. I say out loud, “Ok–where’s this ‘clitoris’ thingy they’re talking about? Help me out here Sassy.” Nice as you are—you jump up startled and say very annoyed: “Oh my God–are you fucking KIDDING me? Good thing I’ve kept flirting with those other guys on AM–I seriously don’t think this is going to work out. Sorry Mr. Mitty!”

TEASING!!!!!!!!!!…don’t know how good it’s going to really be…but know for sure it’s not going to be THAT bad! Don’t pretend to “know it all” by a long shot—-and think experimenting and learning with you will be fun! Hope you feel the same.

Wanting you–but willing to wait ’till Sunday,

Frisky Kris

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Kris: Replied to your email…you’ll get a chuckle…grin/smile/lol 11:14 AM

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From: Sassy

To: Kris

Sent: Apr 21, 2014 1:12 PM

Re: Positions

Thanks for understanding! I want you right here right now, but I also want it to be fantastic!

Check out www.lq.com for the LaQuinta hotels. There’s one in Andover, MA and one in Salem, NH that look nice and inexpensive. If you let me know which one looks good, I will book it and pay. I have a AAA card and member points that get me discounts.

Do you have time to chat tonight? Hoping to learn more!

-S

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Me: How’s your day going? Hope it’s warm and fun! Wrote back in email. 1:21 PM

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 2:42 PM

Subject: Re: Positions

Hi Sassy!

You are so great! Ok…I’ll check out LaQuinta….but still will split it in half.

I’ll MAKE time to chat tonight…and try not to make it too late since you have to work tomorrow. I do too—but can sleep in a little.

Today I was working on the lawn—-picking up thatch (dead weeds debris and/or grass matted down in lawn) in bagger on tractor that I “dethatched” the other day. Lots of dirt flying around–and because it was sunny and warm I didn’t have a shirt on. So now I just came in covered in dirt and look like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown. Jumping in shower—driving to pick up son at 4:00—back to dealer at 5:30 to pick up bike. Dropping it off at storage shed—-bringing son home by 7:30—-home by 8:30-9:00. Will skip working out to chat with you—otherwise it will be too late.

Watcha wanna learn more about? Logistics of booking hotel room–or “other things” .

😀 …Frisky… 😀

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Kris: Good!….On tractor working on lawn….no shirt on so sunny and warm! Sent email but last email till chat tonite…have to leave laptop home for wife to job search. feel free to reply to email though….email account very carefully hidden….clear browsing history after EVERY use…so no chance of opening to Yahoo by her…..just have to cook up lie about being gone now for hours to get son and bike…..chat later!!! 2:53 PM

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From: Sassy

To: Kris

Sent: April 21, 2014 4:02 PM

Re: Positions

Hiya Kris!

Hope all goes well with your son and the bike.

Exchanging cash seems odd to me… I’ll do this one and you do the next time? Just let me know which place looks better to you.

The scene of you half-naked on a tractor in the sun is quite something!

Talk later!

-S

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Kris: son following me on harley…Whoohoooo!!”…..only riding YOU will b more fun!!! 6:29 PM

Me: Hooray! You rascal! 7:22 PM

Kris: my cheerleader/playmate/partner-in-crime!!!….thanks!…just dropped son off…chat around 9:30? 8:27 PM

Me: Sound fantastic! 8:44 PM

Kris: 🙂 8:47 PM

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· Apr 21 9:49 PM Kris: Hi…sorry I’m on late again…got here as soon as I could

· Apr 21 9:50 PM Sassy: no worries

· Apr 21 9:50 PM Kris: : )

· Apr 21 9:51 PM Sassy: So your son rode the bike back for you?

· Apr 21 9:52 PM Kris: yes…he rode it from the dealer to the storage shed…not that far…but he rides all the time and I’m “learning again”…..

· Apr 21 9:52 PM Sassy: Cool. Does he thinks it’s a hot ride?

· Apr 21 9:53 PM Kris: was just reading your email…thank you for being willing to help. I know you have to watch money too. you’re sweet

· Apr 21 9:53 PM Kris: to answer question…yes he thinks the bike is great

· Apr 21 9:54 PM Kris: but he’s like a “mother hen”…worried it’s too big for me and that I’m going to kill myself

· Apr 21 9:57 PM Sassy: What do you think?

· Apr 21 9:58 PM Kris: I think your suggestion is fine…and I appreciate it…if you can do it this time that’s fine…and I’ll do it next time….if that “feels better” to you. that’s fine.. haven’t had a chance to shop for specific place…be happy to if you like. do you want me to….then let you know?

· Apr 21 9:58 PM Kris: or did you mean about killing myself on the bike?

· Apr 21 9:59 PM Sassy: the latter.

· Apr 21 9:59 PM Kris: I’ll be fine once I get used to it. no problem. he worries too much.

· Apr 21 9:59 PM Kris: he was arguing with me when I dropped him off

· Apr 21 9:59 PM Sassy: Gosh… wonder where he inherited that from?

· Apr 21 10:00 PM Kris: what…..arguing?

· Apr 21 10:00 PM Sassy: worrying : )

· Apr 21 10:00 PM Kris: not from me!!!!

· Apr 21 10:01 PM Sassy: I think the open question right now is Andover MA or Salem NH?

· Apr 21 10:01 PM Sassy: I wonder if I can get early check-in

· Apr 21 10:02 PM Kris: do you want me to check Hotwire.com for some deals…or do you just want to go with LaQuinta?

· Apr 21 10:02 PM Sassy: They’re either $71 or 80… what were you seeing on Hotwired?

· Apr 21 10:03 PM Kris: last time I checked about $60 plus tax = $75 total—-are those prices with tax—taxes are significant on hotel tabs

· Apr 21 10:04 PM Sassy: Salem NH is $56 plus tax

· Apr 21 10:05 PM Kris: I can check…but that’s likely as good as you’ll get for a half-way decent place. sure you don’t want me to just give you half cash…or I take care of it next time?

· Apr 21 10:08 PM Sassy: Next time is fine.

· Apr 21 10:08 PM Kris: k….thank you so much

· Apr 21 10:08 PM Sassy: What time should I ask for? Check in is usually 3 PM

· Apr 21 10:09 PM Kris: r we going to bring food instead of eating out?

· Apr 21 10:09 PM Sassy: If that works for you?

· Apr 21 10:09 PM Kris: I’m fine with that. I’ll do that….just give me a list of what you want.

· Apr 21 10:10 PM Kris: so I can be there by 12:00. I don’t know how early they’d let us in…

· Apr 21 10:11 PM Sassy: I’d guess 1 PM but all depends on who checks out, how many maids etc.

· Apr 21 10:11 PM Sassy: They have an option to text me when the room is ready

· Apr 21 10:12 PM Kris: at LaQuinta?

· Apr 21 10:12 PM Sassy: Yup

· Apr 21 10:14 PM Kris: k….if room wasn’t ready, and wanted to meet a little earlier, we could meet a little before and “hang out” together someplace before getting room. maybe just go get some drinks and something small someplace….just an idea.

· Apr 21 10:14 PM Sassy: Good thought!

· Apr 21 10:15 PM Sassy: Okay… so I am reserving in Salem NH for Sunday… have to cancel by 6 PM if something comes up

· Apr 21 10:15 PM Kris: cancel by 6 PM when?

· Apr 21 10:17 PM Sassy: Sunday

· Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: ok. can’t think of any reason on my end…you?

· Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: Nope. But never know.

· Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: right

· Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: have to think up some excuse now

· Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: Looks easy to find, right off 93

· Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: ok

· Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: So I’ll book it?

· Apr 21 10:19 PM Kris: yes. unless you want me to double-check hotwire first. I’ve been trying to get on there but browser is giving me a hard time

· Apr 21 10:21 PM Kris: is this connection slow tonite?

· Apr 21 10:24 PM Sassy: Sorry… I was working on the reservation.

· Apr 21 10:25 PM Sassy: Can’t hurt to check hotwired if you can… or tell me what to look for?

· Apr 21 10:26 PM Kris: try this….go to: www.hotwire.com and just put in the info….approximate place…dates etc. and you’ll get a list. they don’t tell you the exact hotel…but show you what it’s comparable to….other hotels like it.

· Apr 21 10:26 PM Kris: the rates are cheaper because they’re filling empty rooms at discounted prices in decent hotels

· Apr 21 10:27 PM Kris: you know the city the hotel is in but not the exact hotel until after you book it

· Apr 21 10:27 PM Kris: so there’s a “little gamble” in it…but I’ve never been disappointed…always decent places

· Apr 21 10:28 PM Kris: since my browser is giving me a hard time…do you want to try it now?

· Apr 21 10:28 PM Sassy: Just did it. Nothing lower than La Quinta

· Apr 21 10:28 PM Kris: figured

· Apr 21 10:29 PM Kris: the LaQuinta price is a good one

· Apr 21 10:30 PM Kris: so you like the image of me half naked on a tractor…after I texted you that I thought I might get a comment….getting to know how you think…you naughty girl

· Apr 21 10:36 PM Sassy: Will you be coming down Rte 93 from the North?

· Apr 21 10:36 PM Kris: yes

· Apr 21 10:36 PM Sassy: Ok. Sending email with details and directions

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From: Sassy

To: Kris

Sent: April 21, 2014 10:36 PM

Subject: Details

La Quinta Inn & Suites

Salem

8 Keewaydin Dr

Salem, NH 03079

1-603-893-4722

From the North: 93 South to Exit 2, make a left onto Pelham and a left onto Keewaydin Drive.

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· Apr 21 10:37 PM Kris: ok…or just a physical address is fine too…since I have a gps in my car

· Apr 21 10:37 PM Kris: or for that matter…my gps would find the hotel for me…with just the city name….it’s in Salem, NH?

· Apr 21 10:38 PM Sassy: Yes. Pretty close to you?

· Apr 21 10:38 PM Kris: very.closer to me than to you….you’re meeting me more than half way. thank you!

· Apr 21 10:39 PM Sassy: Google maps says its less than 40 min for me

· Apr 21 10:41 PM Sassy: Can jut buzz up 93 and jump on you. : )

· Apr 21 10:41 PM Kris: that’s about right. and only about 25-30 min for me

· Apr 21 10:41 PM Kris: LOL

· Apr 21 10:42 PM Sassy: Are you nervous?

· Apr 21 10:42 PM Kris: no…you?

· Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Not much.

· Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: a little?

· Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Much less than usual.

· Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: how come?

· Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Dunno

· Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: We’re going to have FUN!

· Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: right…but what normally makes you nervous?

· Apr 21 10:44 PM Sassy: The What-ifs. But we’ve already crossed most of those off

· Apr 21 10:44 PM Kris: name some what ifs

· Apr 21 10:46 PM Sassy: that’s no fun

· Apr 21 10:46 PM Kris: no….but it helps me know you better…want some of my what ifs

· Apr 21 10:47 PM Kris: or another way of putting it is…what are some “non-negotiable deal-breakers” that have to be in place for an affair to work for some time?

· Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: what’s the “bottom line” that needs to be in place?

· Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: how the sex is…for example…is one

· Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: are you nervous a little about that?

· Apr 21 10:49 PM Sassy: just a bit… enough to keep me paying attention.

· Apr 21 10:49 PM Kris: are you nervous about me being able to please you…you being able to please me…or both?

· Apr 21 10:50 PM Sassy: nothing specific

· Apr 21 10:50 PM Kris: just that there will be a number of “firsts”…and so we don’t know exactly “how it will go”?

· Apr 21 10:50 PM Sassy: just don’t want to add way #19 a meet can go south

· Apr 21 10:51 PM Sassy: But you seem very different to me

· Apr 21 10:51 PM Sassy: #1 thing for your list… CONDOMS!

· Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: LOL

· Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: ok

· Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: couple of questions

· Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: I’m assuming #19 is a figure of speech….that you’re not actually counting!

· Apr 21 10:52 PM Sassy: correct

· Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: second question…

· Apr 21 10:53 PM Kris: how am I “very different”?

· Apr 21 10:53 PM Sassy: Most men want to have sex on the first meet

· Apr 21 10:53 PM Sassy: If not, then a 2nd meet very quickly

· Apr 21 10:54 PM Sassy: No one has given me flowers

· Apr 21 10:54 PM Kris: so am I disappointing the “normal”…or is there something you like about whatever I’ve been “expecting”

· Apr 21 10:55 PM Sassy: No one has made me forget all the rules and smooch in public!

· Apr 21 10:55 PM Sassy: I really really like your style

· Apr 21 10:56 PM Sassy: Much better than the pump and dump guys

· Apr 21 10:56 PM Sassy: Makes me much more interested in pleasing you

· Apr 21 10:58 PM Kris: I wish I could say it’s something I’ve worked at or something…but, honestly, I think it’s just that I’m not really used to the whole casual world of “wham, bam, thank you ma’am” just doesn’t do it for me…I don’t want to scare you…we talked about this a little before. I kid by saying things like “I dont want to marry you”…and I want sex to be a little “wild and casual and do things differently and not take too long, etc., etc.”…but part of me wants to get inside more than your body…..to know you as a person…without freaking you out or getting “too heavy”….its’ just the way I’m “wired”

· Apr 21 11:00 PM Sassy: that all sounds good

· Apr 21 11:00 PM Kris: ok…don’t want to freak you out…

· Apr 21 11:00 PM Sassy: my brain is my best feature! After my boobs probably…

· Apr 21 11:01 PM Kris: I like the way you’re really into erotica and learning all different things about sex and how you sent me that website…for ideas. it’s fun (and informative)…

· Apr 21 11:02 PM Kris: it’s not your brains. it’s your character. you’re a genuinely kind and considerate person and fun and accommodating and wanting to please….it all makes you attractive…and sexy!

· Apr 21 11:03 PM Sassy: You are very perceptive. : )

· Apr 21 11:03 PM Kris: and for whatever reason…you seem to want me. sexually…at least willing to “take me for a full test drive” (or two)…kick the tires and see how the old rusty car drives…LOL

· Apr 21 11:04 PM Sassy: Hee hee

· Apr 21 11:05 PM Kris: I feel like puffing out my chest for so cleverly adding that metaphor from the song. lol

· Apr 21 11:07 PM Sassy: Very well done!

· Apr 21 11:07 PM Kris: LOL

· Apr 21 11:07 PM Sassy: Catchy tune

· Apr 21 11:07 PM Kris: it is!

· Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: I could send you a dozen of his songs.

· Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: each one hits me in a different spot

· Apr 21 11:08 PM Kris: you really like him?

· Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: The combo of incredible guitar work and spot-on lyrics gets me

· Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: and a great variety

· Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: He has everything from Blue Jean Blues… about washing his new jeans in hot water with all his other clothes

· Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: to the super-intense song about people called “Damaged Goods”

· Apr 21 11:10 PM Kris: I now have more gadgets for music then I know how to use…but need to get up to speed using them…new Nano Ipod, bluetooth to stream it through on bike, etc., etc.

· Apr 21 11:10 PM Sassy: Or East Ashville Hardware about how Lowes and Home Depot are killing the local hardware stores

· Apr 21 11:11 PM Kris: give me a list of songs you like and I’ll have to learn (finally!) how to actually put them on the IPod I just bought recently…and don’t even know how to use yet…never had one before.

· Apr 21 11:12 PM Kris: or if he has albums with a lot of songs you like…downloading a whole album is cheaper than ‘tune by tune” (which is 99 cents/ song from iTunes)…..do you have an Ipod?

· Apr 21 11:13 PM Kris: or do you store music on your phone?

· Apr 21 11:13 PM Sassy: No iPod. no music on the phone

· Apr 21 11:13 PM Sassy: There are good albums. So fun that you will listen!

· Apr 21 11:15 PM Sassy: Should I bring my toys or save them for next time?

· Apr 21 11:15 PM Kris: Of course! actually this is part of my new “phase that I’m going through” – – my latest “mid-life crisis” (of which both you and my bike are part—you, of course, being a MUCH “bigger deal”).

· Apr 21 11:16 PM Kris: bring them. we can decide “in the moment” whether you feel like trying them or not. I have a few little “fantasies” about how to use them, depending on what they are and how they work

· Apr 21 11:16 PM Sassy: I can confirm you are alive, still sexy and fun. : )

· Apr 21 11:16 PM Sassy: May just look them over…then can think of ideas for next time. No pressure. I have no clue. They make me giggle. I need to get over that

· Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: LOL…why?

· Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: I dunno

· Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: is one just a vibrator?

· Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: There are five

· Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: all vibrators?

· Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: I think so

· Apr 21 11:18 PM Kris: have you ever used a vibrator on your clit?

· Apr 21 11:18 PM Sassy: no. total toy using virgin

· Apr 21 11:18 PM Kris: i’d like to use one on it

· Apr 21 11:19 PM Sassy: these are sort of goofy… not like the serious ones like the wand or the lelo

· Apr 21 11:19 PM Kris: I guess I’d have to see them to understand how they’re “goofy”

· Apr 21 11:19 PM Sassy: We can do that. : )

· Apr 21 11:19 PM Kris: ok

· Apr 21 11:20 PM Sassy: Does your wife have some?

· Apr 21 11:20 PM Kris: no….she’d probably be open to trying them if I got some…but just never did

· Apr 21 11:20 PM Sassy: All the woman in chat treated me like a freak because I didn’t own any

· Apr 21 11:21 PM Kris: most women enjoy using them to masturbate with. the rabbit is especially fun because you get both penetration and intense stimulation of the clit at the same time…so I’ve been told (a female client told me that in a session once—had to remain “calm and professional” about it all)…

· Apr 21 11:22 PM Sassy: Oh yes… I’ve read a lot about that one. And seen lots of videos of the wand

· Apr 21 11:22 PM Kris: don’t know what the “wand” is

· Apr 21 11:23 PM Sassy: Google HitachI Wand

· Apr 21 11:23 PM Kris: right

· Apr 21 11:23 PM Sassy: images probably the best

· Apr 21 11:23 PM Kris: will later

· Apr 21 11:24 PM Sassy: It’s a long stick with a bulb on the end

· Apr 21 11:24 PM Sassy: a “massager”

· Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: vibrates…stimulates inside?

· Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: outside

· Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: clit?

· Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: yes

· Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: question about sex language

· Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: oh yes…

· Apr 21 11:26 PM Kris: do you like “dirty words” or “anatomically-correct” words…or doesn’t matter?

· Apr 21 11:26 PM Sassy: like what?

· Apr 21 11:26 PM Kris: pussy versus vagina, cock versus penis, breast versus tits or boobs, etc..

· Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: cock I like… you?

· Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: pussy… vagina… I could write an essay on all that.

· Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: I don’t like any of the words but have gotten used to them

· Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: any of the breast words are fine.

· Apr 21 11:28 PM Kris: don’t like any of which words?

· Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: the synonyms for my tunnel of love. : )

· Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: clit is good

· Apr 21 11:28 PM Kris: what about vagina…don’t like that word?

· Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: not really

· Apr 21 11:29 PM Kris: “c” word is kind of nasty I think…you?

· Apr 21 11:29 PM Sassy: cunt can be hot at the right times

· Apr 21 11:29 PM Sassy: go on… type it

· Apr 21 11:29 PM Kris: ok…cunt…I guess you’re right. depends on mood and frame of mind.

· Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: A pal told me if you use “a” it’s bad, but “my” can work

· Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: that… not “a slut” but “my slut”

· Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: that one is still tough for me

· Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: but again… context

· Apr 21 11:31 PM Kris: I don’t like “too much acting” though…including “over doing dirty talk” to try and “work things up”

· Apr 21 11:31 PM Sassy: makes sense. Any words you dislike?

· Apr 21 11:32 PM Sassy: dick?

· Apr 21 11:32 PM Kris: it’s weird for me. I’m not used to using too much dirty talk. but am not offended by it either…it’s weird…for example….

· Apr 21 11:33 PM Kris: I will say something that sounds completely ridiculous sometimes when I want to have sex with my wife…I do it on purpose.

· Apr 21 11:33 PM Sassy: this is where the different sides of my personality diverge

· Apr 21 11:33 PM Sassy: the demure lady can not deal with dirty talk or vulgarity at all

· Apr 21 11:34 PM Sassy: Sassy has gotten into it in an erotic way

· Apr 21 11:34 PM Sassy: If you happen to entice out the wild girl… she is a complete potty mouth

· Apr 21 11:36 PM Sassy: Maybe I can get your super stud to use some choice word

· Apr 21 11:36 PM Kris: ok. that’s good to know. if you’re excited and it’s real and you like talking that way then it’s fine. but I think things like most pornography is total fake bull shit.everyone’s just acting for the camera…but if it’s real….then I don’t care if you sound like that comedian (George Carlin?—forget his name)—-as long as it’s real…and not fake.

· Apr 21 11:36 PM Kris: what choice word would you like to hear?

· Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: Maybe I should send you my favorite porn. : )

· Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: Hmmm… fuck can be used to great advantage

· Apr 21 11:37 PM Kris: what…the word “fuck”?

· Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: yes

· Apr 21 11:38 PM Sassy: just using different words signals… this is a special thing going on

· Apr 21 11:38 PM Kris: using that with you feels somehow “natural” to me…but normally it’s not really part of my “everyday vocab”….

· Apr 21 11:38 PM Sassy: RIght

· Apr 21 11:39 PM Kris: I understand what you’re saying…..what’s important to me is that whatever is happening is genuinely exciting, hot, getting you toward getting off, and getting off…

· Apr 21 11:39 PM Sassy: Sounds perfect

· Apr 21 11:40 PM Kris: if it means using fuck, suck, cock, pussy, tit, fuck me Kris, whatever…great! I just don’t “generally” talk that way…make sense?

· Apr 21 11:40 PM Sassy: Yes

· Apr 21 11:40 PM Kris: Good!

· Apr 21 11:41 PM Sassy: Did I answer that question?

· Apr 21 11:42 PM Sassy: I think the short answer is slang, not medical terms

· Apr 21 11:44 PM Kris: yes…you did. sometimes I use medical terms to sound intentionally ridiculous. I won’t say this to you (I PROMISE)…but I’ll say to my wife: “I think I should put my penis in your vagina.” It’s ridiculous—-so I use it just to “lighten the moment” but I promise I will never say that to you because it IS ridiculous. LOL

· Apr 21 11:45 PM Sassy: If you do, I may answer “Yes please and go boom boom boom!”

· Apr 21 11:45 PM Kris: LOL……………REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 21 11:45 PM Sassy: Gotta keep the sillyness level equal. : )

· Apr 21 11:46 PM Sassy: Did you hear about the four people who carried a fifth across the finish line at the Marathon today?

· Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: You’re doing a great job. I hope I can keep up (in more ways than one)!

· Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: No

· Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: omg…I just got it….duh!

· Apr 21 11:47 PM Sassy: Got what?

· Apr 21 11:47 PM Kris: I thought it was a joke…ok….ignore the idiot and explain it….

· Apr 21 11:49 PM Sassy: Just that… a guy collapsed about 100 ft from the finish… just could not go on. So four people stopped, hauled him up by his arms and leg and carried him over

· Apr 21 11:49 PM Kris: wow…no…didn’t hear about it…..pretty cool…

· Apr 21 11:50 PM Kris: quick housekeeping note here about chatting….

· Apr 21 11:51 PM Kris: if you can give me 5 or 10 minutes notice before you want to end it feels like a “softer landing”…since it’s so hard to pull myself away from you (a little humor–but mostly true)

· Apr 21 11:52 PM Sassy: Okay

· Apr 21 11:52 PM Kris: are we close…I know you have work tomorrow

· Apr 21 11:54 PM Sassy: Probably should be. but I don’t want to go!

· Apr 21 11:55 PM Kris: that’s nice…that you don’t want to…tell me when you turn into a pumpkin…5 minutes?…10?

· Apr 21 11:57 PM Sassy: Anything else you’ve been puzzling about?

· Apr 21 11:58 PM Kris: been thinking about the website you sent….and how we keep asking each other what we want to do…..maybe we should hire a third party to make up our minds for us…..what do YOU want to do/try/experiment with/do the same that you just enjoy?

· Apr 22 12:00 AM Kris: do you like receiving oral?….there’s a simple question (for a change)

· Apr 22 12:00 AM Sassy: adore it

· Apr 22 12:01 AM Kris: for foreplay mainly? or to orgasm….or both at different times?

· Apr 22 12:01 AM Sassy: can be either

· Apr 22 12:02 AM Kris: do you know how you like it (like some of the techniques in my email from the website)?

· Apr 22 12:02 AM Sassy: have had some intense oral with fingers O’s

· Apr 22 12:03 AM Kris: fingers in pussy at same time as oral?

· Apr 22 12:03 AM Sassy: key word is probably slow

· Apr 22 12:03 AM Kris: slow where…clit?

· Apr 22 12:04 AM Sassy: yes

· Apr 22 12:06 AM Kris: ok. when we’re having sex I want you to just tell me what feels good. like you just did.”go slower” works…..so I don’t have to waste too much time “guessing” what you like…would that be ok?

· Apr 22 12:06 AM Sassy: yes. perfect

· Apr 22 12:06 AM Kris: Good!

· Apr 22 12:07 AM Sassy: It will be a duet. harmony

· Apr 22 12:07 AM Kris: Right…I’ll tell you too

· Apr 22 12:08 AM Sassy: Mmmmm….

· Apr 22 12:09 AM Kris: My first wife was a great sex teacher for me. and she was only 15 at the time, but knew how to have sex better than almost any other women. I remember her telling me the first time I went down on her…very clearly…”do it fast and light with your tongue”…and she would get off that way every time…..

· Apr 22 12:09 AM Kris: for someone else…some other woman…it would be “fast and hard”. different people like things different ways.

· Apr 22 12:10 AM Sassy: Same with men

· Apr 22 12:10 AM Kris: right. what was “Mmmmmm” above?

· Apr 22 12:10 AM Sassy: you… me… together

· Apr 22 12:10 AM Kris: like your famous “humming”…..yum?

· Apr 22 12:11 AM Sassy: yes… my brain wanders off and my body reacts and mmmm

· Apr 22 12:12 AM Kris: this is why I’m only a “little” nervous. I’m thinking if we can talk we can fix things if they’re not working. may take a little “adjusting” but will be “adjustable”…does that make sense?

· Apr 22 12:12 AM Sassy: very much

· Apr 22 12:12 AM Kris: I hope you feel the same way

· Apr 22 12:12 AM Sassy: absolutely!

· Apr 22 12:13 AM Kris: Good!

· Apr 22 12:13 AM Sassy: though if you really get me going… I cannot talk

· Apr 22 12:13 AM Sassy: brain fries

· Apr 22 12:14 AM Kris: I think I’ll “get it” when that’s happening. won’t need to talk then…just keep going…

· Apr 22 12:14 AM Sassy: mmm… yes

· Apr 22 12:14 AM Kris: if something’s not broke… no need to fix it. as they say.

· Apr 22 12:14 AM Sassy: I should go soon. Forgot the cleaners are coming at 8 AM . Oops

· Apr 22 12:15 AM Sassy: Busy day for you tomorrow?

· Apr 22 12:16 AM

Kris: lee than usual this week but should do paperwork…but will probably practice riding bike (gotta keep priorities straight).

· Apr 22 12:16 AM Kris: ok…I’ll let you go…maybe chat tomorrow?

· Apr 22 12:16 AM Sassy: oh yeah

· Apr 22 12:16 AM Sassy: I have work, then dinner with Mom

· Apr 22 12:18 AM Kris: not sure if that was an answer to chatting……or just something you added….about work then dinner with mom….

· Apr 22 12:18 AM Sassy: definitely want to chat

· Apr 22 12:18 AM Kris: ok. I thought maybe I should see how badly I’d go into “Sassy chat withdrawal” if I didn’t get my fix for one night. whatever happened to “not getting addicted?”

· Apr 22 12:19 AM Kris: TEASING. I LOVE CHATTING WITH YOU!

· Apr 22 12:20 AM Sassy: : )

· Apr 22 12:20 AM Kris: ok. time to say good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite.

· Apr 22 12:20 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams

· Apr 22 12:21 AM Kris: You too….Mwah!

April 19, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Saturday fantasies

· Apr 19 10:33 PM Kris: Hi!

· Apr 19 10:33 PM Sassy: Hiya Kris!

· Apr 19 10:34 PM Kris: I’m listening to one of the songs you sent me…Eye of the Hurricane…cool song!

· Apr 19 10:34 PM Sassy: So glad you like it. Music is so subjective.

· Apr 19 10:35 PM Kris: Yes…it is…everyone has different taste

· Apr 19 10:35 PM Kris: for me….sometimes depends on mood too….one time I’ll want to listen to a certain song or type of music…and another time…not so much….depends

· Apr 19 10:36 PM Sassy: Oh yes

· Apr 19 10:38 PM Kris: now I’m listening to “Rusty Old American Dream”….cool folk singer…

· Apr 19 10:39 PM Kris: so you’re going to dance with a crazy old man on a sidewalk?????

· Apr 19 10:40 PM Sassy: There’s one line that gets to me every time… when the car asked the young man to get him out of there… “Don’t let me die here alone”

· Apr 19 10:40 PM Sassy: I empathize with the car!

· Apr 19 10:40 PM Kris: i missed that. on which song?

· Apr 19 10:40 PM Sassy: Rusty

· Apr 19 10:41 PM Kris: i’ve still got the web page open…I’m going to play it again right now and listen for that line….

· Apr 19 10:44 PM Kris: heard it. interesting…not to go “too deep”….but what about that line…..fear of something….just “empathize in general”….?

· Apr 19 10:45 PM Sassy: Some days I feel like an old car… still running! Take me for a spin!

· Apr 19 10:45 PM Kris: do you feel like you’re waiting around too much?

· Apr 19 10:46 PM Sassy: not lately!

· Apr 19 10:46 PM Sassy: Did you see the new grandbaby?

· Apr 19 10:47 PM Kris: yes. but she was asleep. still adorable….naturally.

· Apr 19 10:47 PM Sassy: Did she have a hat on?

· Apr 19 10:48 PM Kris: hmmmm…..can’t remember

· Apr 19 10:49 PM Sassy: That’s when it really hit me there was going to be a new little person, which I walked into my sister’s birthing room and there was a tiny hat!

· Apr 19 10:49 PM Kris: you mean before she was born?

· Apr 19 10:49 PM Sassy: before my niece was born, yes

· Apr 19 10:50 PM Sassy: Did you have a good day?

· Apr 19 10:51 PM Kris: yes….except i was unusually distracted by thinking about a certain person…..

· Apr 19 10:51 PM Kris: all day long

· Apr 19 10:51 PM Kris: how was your day?

· Apr 19 10:52 PM Sassy: Frustrating. One little aggravating thing after another with my mom.

· Apr 19 10:52 PM Kris: i want you to tell me…but you know you were the “distracting person”…right…..in a really good way…smile

· Apr 19 10:52 PM Sassy: oh yes

· Apr 19 10:53 PM Kris: ok…tell me about mom

· Apr 19 10:53 PM Sassy: We went to the 99. I thought of you

· Apr 19 10:53 PM Kris: go on

· Apr 19 10:54 PM Sassy: Will your son blackmail you with his knowledge of the bike?

· Apr 19 10:55 PM

Kris: no…..he’s really a very good person….I’m surprised i even told him….but he doesn’t seem upset i haven’t told my wife….he’s just genuinely concerned I’m going to kill myself…..but he knows there’s no point in trying to talk me out of anything….too stubborn.

· Apr 19 10:56 PM Sassy: Please don’t die right now

· Apr 19 10:56 PM Kris: kind of a stupid question…but why?

· Apr 19 10:57 PM Sassy: Well I just met you and I’d like to have a chance to fuck you before you go, you know? : )

· Apr 19 10:58 PM

Kris: YEAH BABY. I WAS SAYING BEFORE YOU TYPED THAT…OK SASSY. COME ON NOW BABY. YOUR TIME TO SHINE. GIVE ME THE RIGHT ANSWER .RIGHT ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 19 10:58 PM Sassy: Ding ding ding

· Apr 19 10:59 PM Kris: Ab-so-fucking-lutely!

· Apr 19 10:59 PM Sassy: LOL

· Apr 19 10:59 PM Sassy: For the record, I don’t like lettuce

· Apr 19 10:59 PM Kris: ok….I’ll write that down…..where did that come from?….LOL

· Apr 19 11:00 PM Sassy: I am eating Thai fresh rolls, which are usually like… 10% lettuce and 90% other stuff. I can deal with that. But these are like 90% lettuce. Ick.

· Apr 19 11:00 PM Sassy: I can eat Caesar salad. And a big Mac…

· Apr 19 11:01 PM Sassy: But mostly, don’t make me eat a lot of lettuce!

· Apr 19 11:01 PM Kris: You’re so funny. this is such a random conversation….did i just move into the twilight zone? I’m laughing really hard right now!

· Apr 19 11:02 PM Sassy: You want to know the real me? This is REAL, MISTER!

· Apr 19 11:02 PM Kris: LOL

· Apr 19 11:03 PM Kris: Do you have to be “Sassy” to talk about lettuce too?

· Apr 19 11:03 PM Kris: TEASING AGAIN

· Apr 19 11:03 PM Sassy: I want to send you a short erotic story I wrote.

· Apr 19 11:03 PM Kris: ok

· Apr 19 11:03 PM Kris: where will you send it…email?

· Apr 19 11:03 PM Kris: or here?

· Apr 19 11:04 PM Sassy: email. Only 4 paragraphs

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From: Sassy

To: Kris

Sent: Saturday, April 19, 2014 11:04 PM

Subject: The View

Just as I was finishing my last meeting of the day yesterday,

gathering my papers off the marble table in the conference

room on the 36th floor, the sound of sirens wafted up from

the expressway below. Everyone else had left the room, so

I took a minute to lean over the marble counter and stare

down at the roadway. There was a horrible wreck of mangled

metal and shattered glass, several cars and a tractor trailer

twisted together. The traffic was stopped behind the mess,

and the cars on the other side barely moved, rubbernecking.

Suddenly, I heard the door close. I straightened up, but before I

could turn, I felt your arm around my waist, and felt the heat of you

on my back through my dress. You were already hard, pressed

tightly against my ass. I started to speak, but you put a finger

on my lips and teased a corner. I licked your thumb, and you moved

your hand down to unbutton my dress. Just enough to slip

your hand inside and tease a hard nipple. I moaned and let my head

fall back against your shoulder. You bit my neck and ran your

tongue across my skin.

You slipped your hand under my skirt and inside my underwear,

teasing my most sensitive spot. You pressed a finger inside,

unsurprised at the moisture gathered there. I was startled

as you lowered my underwear. I felt like my knees would

buckle, but you tightened your grip and spread my legs to

balance me against the counter. I panicked when I heard

the rasping sound of your zipper, but before I could form the

words in my mind to stop you, I felt you hot and hard against

my skin, and a low moan was all that escaped my lips. You

shoved it inside me, and your breathing grew ragged as you

watched yourself slide in and out. You kneaded the flesh of

my hips as you moved, then reached around me to rub the top

of my slit in time with your strokes. I was trying to be

quiet, but could not hold in all the gasps of pleasure as

you thrust deeper and deeper inside me, your balls slapping

against me. You felt the trembling start inside me, and

the clenching around you. You felt the pulsing, the searing

heat and suddenly lost control, pounding me into the wood

and stone, spurting up inside me over and over.

The only sound was our uneven breathing and the whirring

air conditioning. You pressed your cheek to my back and

whispered, “What a view…”

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· Apr 19 11:04 PM Kris: ok…can i go read it right now?

· Apr 19 11:04 PM Sassy: Sure

· Apr 19 11:04 PM Sassy: Does not include any lettuce!

· Apr 19 11:04 PM Kris: LOL

· Apr 19 11:05 PM Kris: email open…tap, tap, tap…waiting

· Apr 19 11:07 PM Kris: still waiting…..is this where i should be taking notes….for future reference?

· Apr 19 11:07 PM Sassy: No… just another peek into my brain

· Apr 19 11:07 PM Kris: ok

· Apr 19 11:08 PM Kris: reading it now…..give me a moment

· Apr 19 11:13 PM Kris: omg

· Apr 19 11:15 PM Kris: that’s SO hot…..

· Apr 19 11:15 PM Sassy: Glad you get that

· Apr 19 11:15 PM Kris: a little hard not to

· Apr 19 11:15 PM Kris: left me trying to think of what to say…

· Apr 19 11:16 PM Sassy: Could you see yourself there?

· Apr 19 11:16 PM Kris: absolutely!

· Apr 19 11:16 PM Kris: bring something up (besides that)

· Apr 19 11:16 PM Sassy: When I have pent up energy, I let it out into stories

· Apr 19 11:16 PM Kris: pent up as in horny?

· Apr 19 11:17 PM Sassy: Yes. There are a lot of stories. : )

· Apr 19 11:17 PM Kris: would having sex like that with me be fun….i mean doing it that way would be fun…and hopefully fun with me?

· Apr 19 11:19 PM Sassy: We can try it and see.

· Apr 19 11:19 PM Kris: right

· Apr 19 11:19 PM Sassy: Or you will see… I will feel

· Apr 19 11:19 PM Kris: lol

· Apr 19 11:19 PM Sassy: feel you very deep

· Apr 19 11:19 PM Sassy: listen to you tell me what it looks like when your cock goes in and out

· Apr 19 11:19 PM Sassy: feel your hands on my hip

· Apr 19 11:20 PM Sassy: mmmffh

· Apr 19 11:20 PM Kris: as in “oh that feels good”?

· Apr 19 11:21 PM Sassy: good is too mild a word.

· Apr 19 11:21 PM Kris: use the one that fits

· Apr 19 11:21 PM Sassy: fabulous!

· Apr 19 11:21 PM Kris: your story brings up something i’ve been thinking about…and answers it in part…

· Apr 19 11:22 PM Sassy: ?

· Apr 19 11:24 PM Kris: about how different ways and speeds and just “taking you” versus more foreplay and slower is all different ways and wondering if you have “i like it this way” most…or different ways at different times…

· Apr 19 11:26 PM Kris: does that question make sense?

· Apr 19 11:26 PM Sassy: Yes.

· Apr 19 11:26 PM Sassy: Different ways, different times… like music

· Apr 19 11:26 PM Sassy: or food

· Apr 19 11:27 PM Kris: does telling me what you want take the spontaneity out of it for you….or will you tell me without it “ruining the moment?

· Apr 19 11:28 PM Sassy: I can talk about things I like, what actually happens is still a surprise, fun etc.

· Apr 19 11:28 PM Kris: i think i know what you mean…but explain a little more

· Apr 19 11:29 PM Sassy: There is no one magic scenario

· Apr 19 11:29 PM Sassy: There are a lot of things I like

· Apr 19 11:32 PM Kris: what’s going to be fun for me is finding out what gets you off…..learning what works for you……maybe some things “generally work for most women”….but what works for you can be unique to you…..and i have to find that out…..and that’s going to be fun for me….at least I’m expecting/hoping it will be…and for you to have me finding out….

· Apr 19 11:32 PM Sassy: I am so glad you are interested in that!

· Apr 19 11:33 PM Kris: it’s what I’m MOST interested in….

· Apr 19 11:33 PM Sassy: That is rare

· Apr 19 11:33 PM Kris: i know you’re going to get me off….there’s no way you’re not going to……

· Apr 19 11:34 PM Kris: but i need to have the pleasure of having you satisfied….enjoying me….wanting me and being happy to have sex with me….because i get you off…..

· Apr 19 11:34 PM Sassy: Yup

· Apr 19 11:35 PM Kris: so i need to learn what you like….try different things….try not to be “too obvious”….but let your “stories” guide me a little…

· Apr 19 11:36 PM Sassy: I will share more

· Apr 19 11:36 PM Sassy: tomorrow

· Apr 19 11:36 PM Kris: i was thinking something else about what’s going to be “different” for me…

· Apr 19 11:36 PM Sassy: Yes?

· Apr 19 11:37 PM Kris: your mind as a castle metaphor got me thinking….

· Apr 19 11:37 PM Kris: i haven’t had the chance to “walk around anything too new” in a long time…

· Apr 19 11:37 PM Kris: no new doors to look into…limited options.

· Apr 19 11:38 PM Kris: so now i get to “explore”….and it dawned on me I CAN…..Whoopee!

· Apr 19 11:39 PM Sassy: Several men have said to me that they have never been with a woman who would do what they wanted

· Apr 19 11:39 PM Sassy: That they could say “I really want to try X” and she’d do it with them. I try to be all about that

· Apr 19 11:40 PM Kris: that will be fun….but the main thing i want you to do more than anything else is help me get you off…..and then doing different stuff will be fun too!

· Apr 19 11:41 PM Sassy: Usually if you are fulfilling a fantasy it is very hot for me

· Apr 19 11:41 PM Sassy: And gives me the courage to ask for mine

· Apr 19 11:41 PM Kris: don’t be shy…..ask away….Sassy

· Apr 19 11:43 PM Kris: i haven’t even really thought about “fantasies” much…..but i expect that will change…..hopefully soon!

· Apr 19 11:44 PM Sassy: stupid cockblocking Easter

· Apr 19 11:44 PM Kris: Huh?

· Apr 19 11:44 PM Sassy: If it was not Easter tomorrow…

· Apr 19 11:45 PM Sassy: we could probably have had an adventure

· Apr 19 11:46 PM Kris: i know….where….just to have a little mini-fantasy about “what might have been”?

· Apr 19 11:47 PM Sassy: Hmmm

· Apr 19 11:48 PM Kris: thinking?

· Apr 19 11:48 PM Sassy: Yes. Many possibilities

· Apr 19 11:48 PM Kris: such as?

· Apr 19 11:48 PM Sassy: an indoor picnic

· Apr 19 11:48 PM Sassy: naked

· Apr 19 11:49 PM Kris: where?

· Apr 19 11:49 PM Sassy: I am seeing a hotel room…with treats on the desk

· Apr 19 11:50 PM Sassy: eat a little… play a little… eat more.. play more

· Apr 19 11:50 PM Kris: mmmmmmm….sounds yummy!

· Apr 19 11:50 PM Sassy: gotta keep our strength up

· Apr 19 11:50 PM Kris: LOL

· Apr 19 11:50 PM Sassy: satisfy two hungers

· Apr 19 11:50 PM Kris: got to interrupt you for a minute…

· Apr 19 11:51 PM Sassy: gotta heed nature’s call BRB

· Apr 19 11:52 PM Kris: ok…I’ll tell you what i need to do right now.

· Apr 19 11:52 PM Kris: i need to go in about 10 minutes.

· Apr 19 11:52 PM Kris: i told my wife i needed to do work up to my deadline…which is 12:00…

· Apr 19 11:52 PM Kris: usually she leaves me alone.

· Apr 19 11:52 PM Kris: but she’s got a movie in she wants me to watch with her…

· Apr 19 11:53 PM Kris: i’d rather keep chatting with you….

· Apr 19 11:53 PM Kris: but when you come back i want you to tell me more about our meeting in the hotel room….

· Apr 19 11:53 PM Kris: sorry to interrupt this with an intrusive statement about “keeping peace” on the homefront.

· Apr 19 11:54 PM Kris: PLEASE tell me more in the next few moments……YOU ARE SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 19 11:55 PM Kris: tell me more….then tell me when we can chat tomorrow…..i won’t have to be so late….don’t have anything but going to mom’s for Easter…then home hopefully not too late….since you have work Monday….TELL ME MORE NOW…..PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

· Apr 19 11:57 PM Sassy: Back

· Apr 19 11:58 PM Sassy: I have Easter dinner @ 1 PM , then take folks to the airport. Hope to be home by 6

· Apr 19 11:58 PM Sassy: Will be here all evening

· Apr 19 11:58 PM Sassy: Don’t ever hesitate to do whatever to keep wife happy

· Apr 20 12:00 AM Sassy: Let’s see… hotel room… cocktail shrimp… chocolate…

· Apr 20 12:00 AM Kris: No….I won’t. plus on many levels she’s obviously still important to me. it’s not just about “getting caught”. it’s also about just being a decent person.

· Apr 20 12:00 AM Sassy: Yup

· Apr 20 12:00 AM Kris: oops…sorry…keep going….

· Apr 20 12:00 AM Sassy: I feed you while you play with my chest

· Apr 20 12:01 AM Kris: omg……tomorrow you need to keep going…but i have to go….she’s getting on me….starting the movie from the beginning…ARRRGHHH!

· Apr 20 12:01 AM Sassy: Have fun!

· Apr 20 12:02 AM Sassy: Nite!

· Apr 20 12:02 AM Sassy: Mwah!

· Apr 20 12:02 AM Kris: Nite!….BIG MWAH and grabbing you…..

· Apr 20 12:02 AM Sassy: Again.. look down your body…

· Apr 20 12:02 AM Sassy: remember

· Apr 20 12:03 AM Kris: omg….bobbing

· Apr 20 12:03 AM Sassy: licking

· Apr 20 12:03 AM Sassy: sucking

· Apr 20 12:03 AM Sassy: pumping

· Apr 20 12:03 AM Sassy: now go!

· Apr 20 12:03 AM Kris: groan…gotta go…nite!

April 19, 2015 by Sassy Girl

Sexy script

Saturday, April 19, 2014

From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Saturday, April 19, 2014 9:01 am

Hey Sexy Sassy!

Wow!….quite the hot motorcycle fantasy you sent. Mine was pretty “tame” compared with that…..can’t wait to see how ours play out…..if not on the bike…wherever! Keep workin’ on that calendar…text me with a time to chat….if you can give me a little notice that would help too….so I can plan to be available….. Mwah!

P.S.—You can help me learn about your “pleasure points.” I can see a man getting off having anal (obviously)–but a woman getting off with anal seems “fake” to me—unless it’s putting pressure someplace else “where it really counts” for her. You can be my “guide” on such “finer points of pleasure” ^_^ ….Like one rock song’s lyrics I hear on 101.7 FM sings: “I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad…..for my teacher. I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad……for my teacher. Hey teacher!!!…I brought my pencil……got something to write on?”

Mitty…I mean, Wild Kris…I mean “Super-Stud-Wanna-Be”………WHATEVER!

Mwah! : )

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Kris: Hi (Barb, Sally, Mary, Judy, Penelope, Andrea, Maureen?) alright till u slip in a story….SASSY…read the bike story and replied….when you’re having lunch with your mom try not to think of something I’d like to see in your mouth..Mr. Mitty. 9:12 AM

Me: Good morning hot stuff! You are too funny! And so naughty! I like you. 9:39 AM

Kris: Good…I LIKE YOU TOO…and hope that transfers over to good sex…..so the benefits part keeps pace with the friends part….know u want the same…you hussy you…. 9:46 AM

Me: Last night was a good talk, yes? Despite Yahoo’s best attempt to stop us 11:29 AM

Kris: Yes…i enjoyed it very much…what did u like about it? 11:30 AM

Me: Learning about you 11:31 AM

Kris: what one or two things jah learn? 11:37 AM

Me: The motorcycle fantasy was illuminating 11:39 AM

Kris: how so? 11:39 AM

Kris: because it was relatively “tame” (compared to one u sent me)….or some other reason…..you’re like a “sex spy”….gathering intel to use against me…..go for it….so what’d my bike fantasy “give away”…. 11:52 AM

Kris: speaking of which….my son’s giving me ride to dealer to pick up bike monday night….turning fantasies into realities will b even MORE fun! 11:56 AM

Kris: back to intel on bike fantasy….how “illuminating”…..specifically? 11:58 AM

Me: I understand better how the bike lets you be a stud, like Sassy gives me courage to be sexy. 12:04 PM

Me: I won’t use info against you…it will go into making your dreams become reality. 12:06 PM

Kris: yeah…..but i don’t need it ALL the time….uh hem (clearing throat)….SASSY!!!!!!! 12:07 PM

Kris: i know….use it on me…in me…..wherever u like….grin 12:08 PM

Kris: i’m giving u a hard time about your name…i like to tease people i like….i do it relentlessly with people who know i’m kidding…would actually like to know your name….but mostly teasing….cuz i trust and like u….did it mercilessly with my kids….constantly tease wife (better than fighting….which we do a lot of….but fair fighting….not your style with your hubby…but we’re VERY volatile….makes family members uncomfortable at gatherings…..like your father and sister used to do)…..u being NOT like that is nice break…..wish i could take a break from ME…..but everywhere i go…..there i am…..very annnoying…..gotta stop texting exercise some sel-control (Huh!)…..i love talking to you…..chat later…..off to make the donuts….Mwah! 12:26 PM

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Saturday, April 19, 2014 5:43 PM

Subject: Mr. Mitty writes a script

Ok sexy SASSY!

Here’s a “Two-Scene Script” for the emerging exhibitionist in me. It’s called: “Mr. Mitty Turned Super-Stud Goes to Town”.

Scene 1–Part 1:

Mr. Mitty, having snuck out of his house under the cover of a lie to his wife, dresses in his “Super Stud” costume. Black head wrap, sunglasses, black tee-shirt, grey hoodie, black leather jacket, black leather chaps, black Harley-Davidson-brand cowboy riding boots. He gets on his brand new 2014 Electra Glide Ultra Limited Harley-Davidson motorcycle. (Which he barely knows how to ride–and burned the clutch out in the parking lot of a storage area–before even riding it on the street with less than 2 miles on it. Way to go–Super-Stud. You’ll be quite the “bad boy biker”–once you remember how to shift the F’n thing without burning out the clutch.)

So anyhow—-he rides in to town—to meet his new lover, “Sassy.” “Sassy” has a few issues of her own–with what she needs to help her turn into “Super-Hussy.” But we won’t talk about that right now.

Mr. Mitty asks “Sassy” to set up this scene. She’s a really fun and nice person and a good sport–so she humors Mr. Mitty–even though secretly she thinks he’s a little ridiculous (which, of course, he is). But she’s too nice a person to tell him–so she goes along. “At least he’s not a monster,” she thinks to herself. “He seemed ‘ok’ when we’ve tried a little sex. But I hope I can get a decent fuck out of this guy–after all the shanigans he expects me to put up with. Hopefully I can groom him into a decent lay without too much work.”

Mr. Mitty asks Sassy to find a place where there’s a bench facing the street—where cars can park. He asks her to sit on it and wait for him to pull up on his new Harley—all proud of himself and feeling very “studly.” He asks her to pretend she doesn’t know him–when he pulls up.

Scene 1–Part 2:

He pulls up, gets off the bike, turns it off and puts some music on. He puts the music on pretty loud. Not so loud so as to get arrested for disturbing the peace or seriously annoying people—but loud enough to call attention to himself—his studly self—-and studly bike.

The first song is: “Sweet Rowena” (written by Vance Gill & Pete Wasner) played by Joe Bonamassa on his album: “Dust Bowl.” It’s a fast-paced, kind of “funky and fun” song about a woman who lures a man into a relationship. He just can’t resist her–even if it means “his house goes up in flames.” Mr. Mitty tells Sassy that he’s going to sing along with the song while it’s playing–and dance in front of her on the sidewalk like he’s putting on a crazy little show. She’s going to sit there acting like she doesn’t know him–but finds him highly-amusing and entertaining–so just sits there laughing at him while he does his little song and dance to the music. Of course, people are walking by and smiling and laughing at the “crazy old biker” singing and dancing on the sidewalk. It’s highly-entertaining for everyone–except Sassy. She’s sitting there bright red in embarrassment thinking, “Oh my God–this guy is a complete idiot. I’m so embarrassed.” But because she’s so nice–she’s kind of trapped there. So she pretends she’s having fun–even though she’s dying with embarrassment–and seriously wants to run away–but is frozen in a weird combination of panic, embarrassment, silly laughter and unbelief. “How the fuck did I get myself into this situation? Oh……..my……….God! Lookat him!!! I’m so embarrassed!” OR….she’s strangely ok with it and as he extends his hand to invite her to join him—dances with him a little—–toward the end of the song—right there on the street—-with people walking by smiling and laughing at the two crazy people dancing to the music on the sidewalk.

To actually do Scene 1–Part 1, Mr. Mitty is going to have to grow a bigger pair than he normally has hangin’. He’s not quite sure whether he’ll have the stones to actually follow through with this first part of the scene. Even his “Super-Stud” costume might not be enough. But he’d like to give it a try. But Part 3 of Scene 1 he knows he can do–because Mr. Mitty and Sassy have done it a couple of times before–and liked it and found it fun.

Scene 1–Part 3:

Mr. Mitty puts on a second song–a slower one that’s a little “melancholy”–but very sweet and romantic. Mr. Mitty and Sassy start kissing and hugging and swaying like they’re doing a gentle, stationary dance with the song “Asking Around For You” playing — written by Joe Bonamassa & Mike Himelstein–from the album “Joe Bonamassa Live From the Royal Albert Hall”, London, 2009. They’re still on the sidewalk. People are walking by and smiling. But Sassy and Mr. Mitty don’t notice them at all. They’re “transfixed” now—lost in their own little world of sweet sensuality, emerging horniness, pressing lips, tongues, full frontal pressing, arms around each other, pulling in tight, swaying, humming, mesmerized, in a trance of building pleasure and anticipation……

“Asking Around for You” by Joe Bonamassa

If i get to heaven

the first thing I’ll do

before I meet my maker

I’m gonna ask around for you

all of heaven gotta know

your beauty ever true

I’ll tap an angel on the shoulder

and I’ll be asking around for you

I’m sure you’ve found a place up there

where we all can sit and talk a while

play some cards and drink black coffee

How I’d love to see you smile

If I get to heaven

and I’m praying that I do

It’ll be the first thing I do

I’ll tap an angel on the shoulder

and I’ll be asking around for you

I’m sure you found a place up there

where we all can sit and talk a while

play some cards and drink black coffee

I’d love to see you smile

If I get to heaven now

oh I’m praying that I do

It’ll be the first thing I do

I’ll tap an angel on the shoulder

and I’ll be asking around for you

I’ll tap an angel on the shoulder

and I’ll be asking around for you

(Smiling with eyes tearing a little. Sorry, don’t want to weird you out–just thinking of you. And this song is SO sexy, bluesy, slow, piano, saxophones, big horns, slow, sexy, deep kissing, grinding, pressing, pulling in, going in…….don’t freak out on the “L” word…I still don’t plan to marry you….and we still need to find out how it’s “really going to be” with the sex…..but this song is more like “making love” than just fucking…I hope that will make sense to you after you hear it….the words alone don’t do it justice….)

Scene 2

Sassy brings Mr. Mitty home. He takes off his “Super Stud” costume–naked in her arms with no props…just the two of them–hoping “plain Kris” is good enough–knowing for sure Sassy will be.

Kris

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Kris: I got side tracked…listening to music…..fantasizing….wrote a “silly but serious” fantasy script….sent email….now got to do what should have earlier…..10:00 if it’s not too late then to chat.. 6:10 PM

Me: Sounds great! 6:11 PM

Kris: K 6:12 PM

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From: Sassy

To: Kris

Subject: Sat, Apr 19, 2014 7:10 PM

Re: Mr. Mitty writes a script

Wow! I can see this so clearly! You write so well, except the part where I am embarrassed. I would be glorying in your performance! Cheering you on! Longing for your hands on me.

I found videos of the songs you sent. What a guitar player! Joe reminds me of my favorite folk musician, David Wilcox. Here’s one of his top songs about a woman on motorcycle.

David Wilcox- Eye of the Hurricane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2EdNdIp6OA

Tank is full, switch is on

Night is warm, cops are gone

Rocket bike is all her own

It’s called a hurricane

She told me once it’s quite a ride

It’s shaped so there’s this place inside

Where if you’re moving you can hide

Safe within the rain

She wants to run away

But there’s nowhere that she can go

Nowhere the pain won’t come again

But she can hide

Hide in the pouring rain

She rides the eye of the hurricane

Tell the truth, explain to me

How you got this need for speed

She laughed and said “it might just be

The next best thing to love.”

Hope is gone and she confessed

When you lay your dream to rest

You can get what’s second best

But it’s hard to get enough

She wants to run away

But there’s nowhere that she can go

Nowhere the pain won’t come again

But she can hide

Hide in the pouring rain

She rides the eye of the hurricane

We saw her ride so fast last night

Racing by a flash of light

Riding quick, the street was dark

A shining truck she thought was parked

It blocked her path, stopped her heart

But not the hurricane

She saw her chance to slip the trap

There was just the room to pass in back

But then it moved, closed the gap

She never felt the pain

She wants to run away

But there’s nowhere that she can go

Nowhere the pain won’t come again

But she can hide

Hide in the pouring rain

She rides the eye of the hurricane

She rides the eye of a hurricane.

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From: Sassy

To; Kris

Sent: Saturday, April 19, 2014 7:21 PM

I can’t resist sharing one more tune by David Wilcox…

David Wilcox – Rusty Old American Dream (Guitar Greats)

David Wilcox – Rusty Old American Dream (Guitar G…

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I don’t look all that ragged for all the time it’s been,

But I’m weakened underneath me where my frame is rusted thin.

And this year’s state inspection just barely passed

Won’t you drive me ‘cross the country, boy,

This year could be my last.

I’m a tailfin road locomotive from the days of cheap gasoline,

And I’m for sale by the side of the road going nowhere,

A rusty old American dream.

I rolled off the line in Detroit back in 1958,

Spent three days in the showroom, that’s all I had to wait.

I’ve been good to all who owned me, so have no fear;

C’mon, boy, put your money down and get me out of here!

I’m a tailfin road locomotive from the days of cheap gasoline,

And I’m for sale by the side of the road going nowhere,

A rusty old American dream.

This car needs a young man to own him

One who will polish the chrome,

I will give you the rest of my lifetime,

But don’t let me die here alone.

Just jump me some juice to my battery,

Give that old starter a spin,

Hear me whir, sputter, backfire through the carburator,

And roar into life once again.

I’m a tailfin road locomotive,

You can polish my chrome so clean

We can fly off into the sunset together,

A rusty old American dream. Still running!

Rusty old American dream

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From: Kris

To: Sassy

Sent: Saturday, April 19, 2014 7:32 PM

Re: Rusty Old American Dream

Ok….now I’m am really getting worked up. You surprised me. I will definitely listen to these songs later. I am under pressure and SO want to stay and play with you…but have to pull myself away to work. It’s not your fault…it’s mine. It’s so cool you found videos of JB to watch/listen to. One of my favorites is on the middle of his home web page–with him playing with Eric Clapton on Clapton’s “Further On Up the Road.” That was the first song Bonamassa taught himself to play on an electric guitar—at age 8! When Bonamassa was 12 years old he used to open for B.B. King. Anyhow, go towww.joebonamassa.com and click on “Eric Clapton plays with Joe Bonamassa live on Joe’s Euro Tour. Toward the end of the song they do a serious duet where they exchange and mirror their playing. Watch how Clapton smiles broadly in almost amazement at how well Bonamassa “mirrors” Clapton’s playing. Since “imitation is the highest form of flattery”–Clapton’s getting plenty of strokes–and is fully enjoying it.

And I’m fully enjoying YOU…………..and HAVE to pull myself away..

I’m going to collect whatever your favorite music is and put it on my new “Nano Ipod.” My new bike has bluetooth and I can stream music from the Ipod through the bike’s external speakers. So start giving me a list of your favorites….

OMG…..I’ve got to go and don’t want to….YOU’RE SO FUN!!!!!!!!!! (and “Sassy”)….

: )

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Kris: Will 10:30 b too late…forgot daughter was skyping to video chat and see new baby….means doing my work later….but SO want to chat…..off to “family obligations”……poppin em out like rabbits around here…..i’m so bad…. 8:18 PM

Me: That’s fine. You are a hoot! 8:20 PM

Kris: 🙂 8:24 PM

Kris: Tick toc, tick toc….bustin butt to b done and on Yahoo soon 10:11 PM

Me: 🙂 10:12 PM

Kris: Big 🙂 10:12 PM