Category Archives: Sexy Gif

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Countdown to Glider

From: Sassy 
To: Glider
Sent: Monday, August 19, 2013 9:19 PM
Subject: Countdown
Look at that .gif again
Countdown with me… 
9 – see my hips pop toward you and feel the tension building
8 – feel your cock sliding in and out of my hot throat as blood rushes to my head.
7 – Breathe between thrusts, inhale the scent of my body, as I feel the strength of your shaft.
6 – I reach up, pull you closer, moan out my desire for you
5 – I spread for you now, show you my wetness, invite your touch
4 – fill me with your fingers, finding my clit, making me stretch, your orgasm is close, mine is closer.
3 – your ass clenches in my hands as your pressed deep inside mouth and cunt, I am yours, putty in 
yours hands, a willing mouth, an eager hole
2 – Your hips plunge hard against my lips, I open and swallow all around you as your grunts fill the air and cum fills my mouth.
1 – your fingers never stop, your teeth attack my breast, sucking, fucking, licking, pressing in deeper and filled top and bottom I swallow your seed and feel your fingers pushing me up, up, up, and…..
0 – over the edge
I cum for you in Sassy style, body and soul and mouth and cunt and climax and muscle and bones and smile and ass.
I give my orgasm to you, I am yours, you are mine in that moment
one in pleasure
one in orgasm
one in completion.
[Adapted from Advizor54’s amazing words 
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From: Glider
To: Sassy
Sent: Tuesday, August 20, 2013 11:08 AM
Subject: Re: Countdown
How is the Sassy One today?
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From: Glider
To: Sassy
Sent: Tuesday, August 20, 2013 11:23 AM
Subject: Countdown
Tell me your thoughts
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From: Sassy 
To: Glider
Sent: Tuesday, August 20, 2013 5:54 PM 
Subject: Countdown
Sorry!  Work exploded in too many directions!   I would much rather have been telling you all the things running through my head – how I want to touch you taste you see you and have you do the same to me!  Hope you had a great day and got a little flushed thinking of all our possibilities!
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From: Glider
To: Sassy
Sent: Tuesday, August 20, 2013 11:23 AM
Subject: Countdown

No problem at all. My mind was racing all day
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Meeting Glider

I am soaring!  Best first meet ever!  I feel like I can fly without an engine!

I was very bad, in a good way.  He inspired me!

Thursday 8/15/13
He winked me on AM.  
Age 52.  6’0” 215 pounds.  Sounds about right. 
It was my first contact since the jerk in July, so I was skittish.  His profile was very terse but there was a spark there.  So I wrote him back. Made him laugh, he said.  Seduced him, he said.  
Friday 8/16/13
He wrote to me first thing in the morning.  Adore that!  We chatted on Yahoo IM much of the day.  Testing the waters.  Circling around each other. 
Saturday and Sunday 
We emailed. I asked him the funky questions – favorite music, tickets to any event in history, favorite woman’s body part, fantasy I can help fulfill, when he lost his virginity, what women say surprises them about him, etc. trying to get some clues to his personality. 
Monday 8/19/13
He emailed me early and IMd me again.  Told me he had a business meeting in my city.  He wanted to be bold.. he wanted to see me.  I told him no.  I sent him snippets from Kat’s blog about her Seattle guy to read.  I sent him a .gif and a 5 min BJ video. 
1) Over the edge of the bed
10-sec .gif
2) “The Black Gift” 
Camille Crimson giving a blow job
5 min video 
He watched them right away, told me what he liked, how he’d improve on them.  Yes! 
He emailed at lunch, said he had an hour, asked me to lunch.  I couldn’t leave my desk for that long – busy day.  He wrote back asked what he should do?  I told him to call me.  I gave him my Google Voice # and went into a private office of someone on vacation.  
We talked.  He has a wonderful deep voice – smooth and sexy.  He asked about other AM men I’d met.  We talked about porn.  He said he was smitten.  No woman had sent him porn before! 
He cajoled me into meeting him for coffee.  I told him to meet me at Starbucks.  He knew where the one closest to me was.  Said he’d be there in 15 minutes.  He told me he was wearing a white dress shirt and blue suit pants.  I told him I also had on blue pants, and blue top with white squiggles. 
2:25 pm
The meet
I walked over to Starbucks and he was sitting at a table outside.  He smiled as I crossed the street.  We hugged and he kissed me on the cheek.  He had silver hair, beautiful blue eyes, nice shoulders covered by a very classy white button-down shirt.  He was mesmerizing!  He looks like George Clooney!  I adored looking at him.  I thought, “I will do just about anything to keep looking at this man!” 
We went in to Starbucks and he bought me an iced chai latte!  He got one too!  I stood close to him, patted on him.  I was so nervous… I was giggling.  He noticed.  I took deep breaths.  He stared at me like I was beautiful.  He made me feel beautiful.  And sexy.  
He asked me where I’d like to sit.  I asked if we could sit in his car.  He put a hand on my back and led me to it down the street.  I could feel the sparks arcing from his hand through me!  
In his car
He turned on the car and said, “I am not trying to kidnap you, just want the a/c on.”  I smiled at him.  He stared at me, asked if I was glad to be there.  I asked if he was a salesman.  He stared at me and I knew I had guessed right.  He smiled and nodded.  I told him I’m an office manager. 
I asked him what he wanted right that moment.  He said, “Kiss you.”  I replied “Do it.”  He slowly leaned over and pressed his lips on mine.  And we kissed.  And kissed and kissed.  I explored his face and neck with my right hand.  I traced his ear.  He sighed and stopped and stared at me.  I played with his very trim white chin covering and mustache, told him I liked it.  He smiled. I traced his lips with my finger, pressed in and out of his mouth and he sucked on it.  We kissed more.  I nibbled on his lower lip.   I told him I wanted to muss his hair… he said, “Better not,” and I nodded.  “Don’t worry, I won’t… this time,” I sassed him.
I played with his nipple.  He made a very happy face and I asked “sensitive there?”  “Oh yes,” he replied, moaning a little as I flicked it, made his dress shirt rub against it.  I told him if we were alone, I’d put my mouth on it… suck it… flick it with my tongue, suck it, bite it gently.  He looked like that was a very good idea.  He closed his eyes and savored my touch.  He said he’d reciprocate.  We kissed more. 
We noticed that a couple of construction guys were smoking on the sidewalk about 10 feet away and staring at us.  One of them gave him a thumbs-up.  He asked if it was okay to move the car to a more private spot.  I hesitated slightly and he reassured me, said he’d only go a block or so away, only if I felt okay with it.  He said he didn’t want us to get arrested.  I nodded.  He pulled around the corner to a quieter side street.  He said he would have to go in about 10 minutes but he wanted to make the best of it.  We kissed more, got into a duel of tongues.  
He asked me what I was thinking… I told him I was seeing a room with a bed.  He growled “naked” and I melted.  I adore a man who will let me talk, and add to it!  
He started staring at my chest.  I asked if he wanted to see the famous cleavage.  He smiled.  I pulled my top down and his eyes bugged out.  Heh.  I told him to put his finger there.  He did and then he sucked on it!  Very sexy move.  I told him to think about other things he might put down there.  His eyes got very big.  
I put his hand on my breast.  He squeezed and pressed. Mmmm
I grabbed his hand, kissed his palm then put his index finger in my mouth… I sucked on it, made slurping noises and looked up at him.  He gave me a look of fire.  Such beautiful blue eyes. 
3 pm
Parting
He said he had to go.  He kissed me again, squeezed my leg.  I played my way from his knee to his crotch and he squirmed in his seat.  He sat back and put the car in gear, asked me where I wanted to be dropped off.  I told him to take me back to Starbucks.  He pulled into the parking lot, gave me parting kiss and then I got out of the car.  He waved as he drove off.  I strolled down the sidewalk feeling lighter than air!  I was shaking… and soooo wet.

He emailed me about 1 minute later.  “Wow.” 

I wrote back.  “Yum.” 
He wrote “More.” 
I got 11 emails after he left me!  Terse but very special words.

Ah, nothing like new relationship energy!!!!!

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Second chat with Glider

From: Gilder
To: Sassy
Sent:  Aug 19, 2013 7:09 AM 
Re: Clues
Your couch sounds so inviting
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From: Gilder
To: Sassy
Sent:  Aug 19, 2013 7:11 AM 
Re: Clues
Not really a hard ass. It just seemed every girl I was with seemed surprised I was such a teddy bear.
What sexy blogs do you read? What type of porn do you like?
I have to be in your area today. I’ll be on the look out for a silver haired buxom beauty.
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From: Sassy
To: Glider
Sent: Monday, August 19, 2013 8:47 AM
Subject: Re: Clues
Good morning!  
Mmm… teddy bear?  Very nice.  
There isn’t much p0rn made for my tastes… I like to see both the man and woman, hear them, see them being nice to each other.  I’ve found a couple in my browsing.  Mostly I watch things I think a man will like, since that is much easier to find! I’ll dig some out and share if you’re interested.  
I keep up with about a dozen blogs.  Here’s a sexy 3-part slice of the best – a woman blogger about her 
adventures on a visit to Seattle.
The set-up
Part I
Part 2 
Enjoy!  Have fun in my city today!  
-S
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From: Gilder
To: Sassy
Sent:  Aug 19, 2013 8:48 AM 
Re: Clues
I’d have more fun if I bumped into you. Spontaneous is great!

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SWITCHED TO YAHOO IM

·       8:44 AM
Glider: Good Morning
·       8:46 AM
Sassy: Morning! I am writing to you right this minute!
·       8:48 AM
Sassy: Have to drive to work! More later…
·       8:49 AM
Glider: perfect.
·       8:49 AM
Sassy: What?
·       8:49 AM
Glider: more later is perfect
·       8:49 AM
Sassy: Aha!
·       8:49 AM
Sassy: Mwah!
·       8:49 AM
Glider: Sorry if I was too bold but when I realized I was in your area I took a chance
·       8:50 AM
Sassy: You make me smile.
·       8:50 AM

Glider: thanks,me too
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From: Gilder
To: Sassy
Sent:  Aug 19, 2013 9:20 AM 
Re: Clues
Interesting reading to say the least.  A little dominance?
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From: Sassy 
To: Glider
Sent: Monday, August 19, 2013 11:11 AM
Subject: Re: Clues
Hiya! 
Did you know about sexy blogs before this?  There are thousands of them, for every kink and personality type!  Kat talks about Ashley Madison a lot.  She has amazing adventures and writes so well about them!  She is into doms, anal and fisting… not my kink but I find it fascinating.  Doms can be hot if they have the woman’s pleasure as their goal, if he pays attention to her so that her orgasm is his goal.  If he gets off on controlling just to boss her around, then no.  And calling someone master or sir?  Nope.  I like to be more of an equal partner in my adventures. 
So which end of my area has your attention today? Sorry I was too slow on the uptake to arrange something… let’s blame it on Monday and me up way too late last night.  Ask again soon.  🙂 
-S
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From: Gilder
To: Sassy
Sent:  Aug 19, 2013 11:17 AM 
Re: Clues
I can be in anywhere you like
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From: Gilder
To: Sassy
Sent:  Aug 19, 2013 11:19 AM 
Re: Clues
of course your orgasm would be the goal
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From: Gilder
To: Sassy
Sent:  Aug 19, 2013 11:20 AM 
Re: Clues

I’m not a stalker. You’ve just stirred me up

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SWITCHED TO YAHOO IM

·       11:11 AM
Glider: nice to see you pop up
·       11:14 AM
Sassy: Of course I am in the midst of writing to you.
·       11:14 AM
Sassy: You must feel the vibes or something?
·       11:15 AM
Sassy: I am searching for some naughty gif or vid to send…
·       11:16 AM
Glider: I do feel the vibes and it’s good
·       11:16 AM
Sassy: Hope I am not too shocking
·       11:17 AM
Glider: not at all
·       11:18 AM
Glider: I like it
·       11:18 AM
Sassy: Has a woman sent you her p0rn faves before?
·       11:19 AM
Glider: never
·       11:19 AM
Sassy: Here’s a quick one…
·       11:19 AM

·       11:20 AM
Sassy: It should move..
·       11:20 AM
Glider: his hand should be inside her though
·       11:21 AM
Sassy: My hands would not be on the bed!
·       11:21 AM
Glider: we think alike
·       11:22 AM
Sassy: I am bad that way… I try to just enjoy but I tend to watch a bit and then start saying… but I’d like it better like this…
·       11:22 AM
Glider: bad is so good
·       11:24 AM
Sassy: What do you watch?
·       11:25 AM
Glider: don’t get too see much but I like oral in many positions
·       11:26 AM
Sassy: There are a lot of wonderful BJ ones
·       11:26 AM
Sassy: Have you watched Camille Crimson?
·       11:27 AM
Glider: no but I will now
·       11:27 AM
Sassy: Here’s my favorite http://www.redtube.com/41790

·       11:28 AM
Sassy: It’s tough to find men doing women, other than for about 10 seconds on the way to doing something else
·       11:30 AM
Sassy: There are a lot of lesbian ones but that is not my thing, though I get why men like
·       11:32 AM
Glider: you are blowing my mind
·       11:38 AM
Glider: sorry if jumped the gun regarding bumping into you today but thought it would be so hot if even for a few minutes
 11:41 AM

Sassy: Men have found it surprising how open and forthright I am about sexy discussions
·       11:41 AM
Sassy: So you like Camille’s video? She has taught me a lot.
·       11:42 AM
Glider: I find you exciting and delightful
·       11:42 AM
Sassy: I used to think BJs were just sucking but now I know better.
·       11:42 AM
Glider: no there is quite a bit more from a male perspective
·       11:42 AM
Sassy: Yes… licking… kissing… looking up… different things with my hands…
·       11:43 AM
Glider: and do you enjoy receiving?
·       11:43 AM
Sassy: Oh yes
·       11:43 AM
Glider: the looking up is so hot
·       11:43 AM
Sassy: It can be even more exciting and intimate than sex sometimes
·       11:43 AM
Glider: I enjoy reciprocating
·       11:44 AM
Glider: you are so very right
·       11:45 AM
Sassy: I used to be… okay… I’ll do this to make him happy. but now I’ve found ways to make it very exciting for me
·       11:45 AM
Sassy: The trick is to take your time
·       11:45 AM
Glider: i’m smitten
·       11:46 AM
Glider: until the explosion occurs
·       11:47 AM
Sassy: Do you know the term “edging?”
·       11:47 AM
Glider: yes I do
·       11:48 AM
Glider: you like to put me there or be on it?
·       11:49 AM
Sassy: I’ve had fun edging a man.
·       11:50 AM
Glider: I could attempt to deal with that
·       11:50 AM
Sassy: It depends on if you’re multi-orgasmic?
·       11:50 AM
Sassy: Most men our age are once and done.
·       11:52 AM
Glider: with the right person I may be up for the challenge
·       11:52 AM
Sassy: Not usually a first time activity… too keyed up…
·       11:52 AM
Glider: 2nd or 3rd perhaps
·       11:53 AM
Glider: I need to bump into you
·       11:55 AM
Glider: heading to your area in a moment. I dare you to be so bold
·       12:00 PM
Glider: if you can let me know what area and I will figure something out
·       12:01 PM
Glider: email me if yes. Can you tell I’m eager?
·       12:01 PM
Sassy: I’m in the [place redacted] area…
·       12:02 PM
Sassy: I don’t usually recommend meets around here due to the parking and craziness
·       12:07 PM

Sassy: You do sound interested.  🙂

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From: Sassy 
To: Glider
Sent: Monday, August 19, 2013 12:17 PM
Subject: Re: Clues
No worries.  Being desired is one of the strongest aphrodisiacs!
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From: Gilder
To: Sassy
Sent:  Aug 19, 2013 12:18 PM
Re: Clues
I didn’t hear no
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From: Gilder
To: Sassy
Sent:  Aug 19, 2013 12:47 PM
Re: Clues
All alone with an hour to kill. What’s a boy to do?
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From: Sassy 
To: Glider
Sent: Monday, August 19, 2013 12:55 PM
Subject: Re: Clues
Find a quiet spot and call a lovely lady with a sultry voice? 
-S
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From: Gilder
To: Sassy
Sent:  Aug 19, 2013 12:56 PM
Re: Clues
Yes
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From: Gilder
To: Sassy
Sent:  Aug 19, 2013 1:01 PM
Re: Clues
[his phone number]
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From: Gilder
To: Sassy
Sent:  Aug 19, 2013 1:05 PM
Re: Clues
Just say the word
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From: Sassy 
To: Glider
Sent: Monday, August 19, 2013 1:12 PM
Subject: Re: Clues
Okay.  Call?
I have a Google Voice number.  It may ask you to say your name the first time you call, and then I have to say it’s okay, so there may be a little lag… and I will have to get to a private space.   Please don’t write this number on any bathroom walls.  🙂 
[my number]
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From: Gilder
To: Sassy
Sent:  Aug 19, 2013 1:05 PM
Re: Clues
I’ll call when you are alone. Just tell me
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Frisky

Saturday, August 17, 2013
10:21am
Hiya kid!  I woke up very frisky, thinking of you in my mouth!  Whee!  Get over here!
10:46am Phil
Best I can do
[photo of him at the gym sweating and smiling]
10:58am
Ooh!  You’re hot.  Mmmm
11:15am
Dreamed that you woke me up with your gorgeous cock in my mouth… felt so real, so exciting.
11:36am
Off to Mom’s!  Have a superb Saturday!

3:02 pm
Mom wanted a really special lunch today so we visited the Colonel!

Chicken pot pie and a churro@ KFC/Taco Bell, Woburn
9:07pm
You watching your team? 
What about something for me?

http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/post/58429038342/dont-worry-ill-take-my-time-and-take-exactly
And then something for you?

http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/post/58428888877/you-have-no-idea-how-many-times-ive-thought-about

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Sassy Answers: Sexy .gifs

Dear Readers,

It’s time to take a break from Philip and the AM men and write about something really hot – sexy .gifs!  I’m surprised over and over that men don’t know what they are.   Or they dismiss them as “those silly little moving photos.”  Well, then!

Thank goodness for the guy who said, “You find the best sexy .gifs!”

I didn’t know about them either.  I was introduced by the sexy couple who run Dick-N-Jane.com.  They have a whole section in their blog devoted to them.  Yum.

So what are sexy .gifs?

Sure… they are mesmerizing.  And sexy.  And… graphic.  Usually a clip from a movie or p0rn video.

To me they are kindling… a little loop that can start a roaring blaze!  They are the fuse that can set off an explosion.  They can also give a man an indication that I am NOT SHY.  And I can show him things I like, in 10 seconds.  I LIKE SEX!  Whee!

They can be a very effective way to start a sexy conversation with a man far away.  As with p0rn, I like the ones with a man and a woman, being nice to each other.

I’ve made a new label (also know as tags in some circles) so you can find all the sexy .gifs in this blog.  I want to help the folks who only want to look at the photos.  Scroll down to the bottom right… all the ways I’ve categorized posts are there, if you’re the “drill down” type.

If you have a favorite I haven’t found – share!

Enjoy!

-Sassy

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Hand job

Sunday, June 16, 2013
10:17am
Happy Father’s Day!  Missing my dad and the lobster we would have eaten today.  Off to make sure Mom eats lunch.  Have a fabulous Sunday!
2:25 pm
Fabulous Italian lunch – lasagna and sausage combo!  You know how I adore sausages!

Lasagna Bolognese with sausage @ Avellino’s, Medford
11:01pm Phil
Great Father’s Day!  
11:02pm
A thought for this evening… a little work with my hand.  Photo should move.  Enjoy!

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FFF World Cup

It’s Flash Fiction Friday time!  Take a look at the sexy .gif above, provided by the FFF host, Advizor54 from Free Advice is worth what you pay for it.  What does it make you think about?  Click over to see what he made of the photo.  And there are links to other bloggers too!   Also, that’s where the weekly prompts are posted, so you can join in!  My take is below.  Here’s the challenge:
Key Words:  Prediction, Outcome
Word Limit:  369 words, ’cause I like 69
Forbidden Words:   Soccer, game, ball(s)

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“Hey Kevin!  How are you doing today?” Bob greeted me as I stumbled into the office at 9:35 am.   
“Shhh… you don’t have to shout,” I whispered.  My head was pounding!  The office was too bright and every noise made me want to barf. 
“Tough night?” Bob asked solicitously.  
“It was great until… um… I don’t remember,” I replied, struggling to piece together how the evening ended.  “My neighbors are from Brazil, and there was this big outdoor party for the opening match of the World Cup, with a lot of meat on the grill and beer and beautiful women. I don’t know what the outcome will be, but the prediction I heard is Brazil will win.” 
“Oh that sounds so rough!” Bob chuckled.  I put my head on my desk.  I never drink anymore and I forgot how nasty a hangover can be.  Pure misery.  
“It was a super party – they went all out.  Even hired a panda bear – that’s the World Cup mascot – you know, some guy in a bear suit, to make the kids laugh,” I remembered.  
“Yuck.. I wouldn’t want that gig on a warm night.  Couldn’t pay me enough!” Bob pointed out emphatically. 
“Yeah… I… well… it turns out it wasn’t a guy,” I told him.  I managed a perverted smile.  
“What?  There was a gal in the suit?” Bob asked. This was clearly blowing his mind.  “How did you find that out?” 
“Well… she had to… go to the little girls room and she needed help – there’s no trap door back there to heed nature’s call!  She whispered in my ear and led my off to the bathroom to assist her!” I explained as Bob’s eyes got wide. 
“Wow… you have all the luck!” Bob whistled. 
“It’s true.  But it gets better,” I teased him, grinning as the memory flooded back.  I got hard all over again thinking how I helped her out of the costume, and she helped me out of my shorts!  I was remembering her skillful gloved hands and hot mouth… damn.  
“Better?” Bob was puzzled now.  “What happened?” 
“Oh yeah… you won’t believe what she was… or rather wasn’t wearing under that suit!” 

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SmoothGuy Squeeze

From: SmoothGuy
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 27, 2013 9:36 am
Subject: First photos
Good morning!
Need to mention again that you are pretty amazing! You have definitely sent me to areas I never thought I would go to and enjoy. Should be pretty amazing when we meet too.
I’d like to hear more about your project if you’re okay sharing. What kind is it? How many people go?  Sounds like it’s a big deal, I’m impressed. 
I’m attaching two pics for you, one so you can see my face and imagine kissing me! The other is just my ankle, it’s the only “body part” I have.  Feel free to share whatever you’re comfortable with. Btw, I’ve been imagining taking that black bra off of you :-).
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From: Sassy
To: SmoothGuy
Sent:  Jan 27, 2013 10:21 am
Subject: Feet and more
Good morning! 
I’ve been thinking about you… marveling at how brave and sexy you are in new territory.  Thank you for trusting me and sharing so well.  Maybe next time you can type and I will moan.  🙂  This is usually where I’d start wanting you to call me, so you can hear the results… but my voice is still crap from the cold and I don’t want you to hear me cough! 
Thanks for the photos, handsome!  I am smiling at your sweet face and wondering why you have a photo of your sexy foot?  I lucked out! I hope it wasn’t hurt!  I must confess to having focused on your inner upper thigh awhile too… yum. 
I am used to talking about my project work all the time, but sadly, it is now the number one way to crack my anonymity.  Which sucks because it is a big deal, and a big part of my life and really fun!  I wish you could see the fruits of my work, and I would slip in beside you and hold your hand.  I never have a man to sit with, laugh with, cry with at these things… I wish we had met before, as I think you would get it on a number of levels.  But it is tough to trust that much without knowing more about you, knowing if we’ll have a nice coffee and go our separate ways, or carry on.  It would be an easy way to understand a lot about me in less than 2 hours… very very tempting to talk you into being there.  Would you come in the city on a winter Saturday afternoon? It would certainly make for a unique meeting place.  But there will be others.  We’re working on lots more later this year!  
I find it rather fascinating that you have reached our advanced age without going these places…  I do feel like a master pastry chef who has shown you her chocolate chip cookies. There is a lot more to explore!  I can’t wait to see which treats you like. 
Here’s another little loop .gif to watch… 10 second idea that I hope will lead to other thoughts.  Be sure you are alone! 
Have a marvelous Sunday! 
-Sassy
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FFF No harm

Here we go with another Flash Fiction Friday!  The terrific Tom of Three Spelling Mistakes has put up a “moving picture” to inspire us to write this week.  Click over there to see what he and other top notch bloggers saw in this photo.  My take is below.

Here’s the challenge:

Word Limit: 300
Bonus Words: +100 if you tell us your opinion on ObamaCare.
Required Phrase: “First, do no harm”
Forbidden Concept: Don’t make it about blue balls.
Extra Credit: Throw some medical mumbo jumbo in there.
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“What are you watching?!!!” my wife asked.  I nearly jumped out of my skin, instinctively minimizing the browser.  I can’t believe I didn’t hear her come upstairs! Crap.    
“Go back!” she insisted.  “I want to see!” 
“It’s just a .gif,” I answered, trying to put her off.  She reached over me and maximized the screen… staring at the nurse being fondled by the patient.  
“Wow… that’s hot!” she exclaimed.  Definitely NOT what I thought she’d say!  
“Yeah… “ I replied, treading very lightly.  
“He’s a dish. She’s stunning!” She continued. 
“Yes, yes… very nice,” I admitted, wondering who this woman was. 
“Is that Stoya?” she asked.  My mouth dropped open wide. 
“I think so… how do you know her name?” I asked, completely flummoxed that she was familiar with my favorite porn star. 
“Oh… she shows up all over, very distinctive,” she said. I could not believe this.  
“Yes.  She’s… my favorite,” I confirmed. 
“Hunh… thought you liked blondes?” she posited.  
“Sure… they’re great.  But there’s no one like Stoya,” I stated.  “She reminds me of you, in high school.”  
“Oh go on…” she chided me.  “I had dark hair… but not much else in common.” 
“You have that… impish spark,” I explained.  “But your tits are way better!” I grabbed them and gave them a nice squeeze, then reached lower down.  
“Have you seen her reading aloud sitting on a vibrator?” she asked.  I stared. 
“Oh… yes.  It’s… funny!” I settled on.  
“Sarah Rogers from church sent me that… it’s priceless!” she opined. 
I can’t believe I’m talking to my prudish wife about porn videos. 
“I like what his hand is doing… can you do that?” She requested, lifting her demure business skirt.  
“Um… okay,” I said, reaching for her slit. 
“Remember… first do no harm! Ha ha ha…” 

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Five sexy gifs and a video

Sunday, December 16, 2012
10:54am
Hiya kid!  Hope you’re having a relaxing Sunday.  Football today?
3:21pm Phil
Hanging on the couch, relaxing. Enjoy your free day. My wife left to go shopping so I am having a nice afternoon. Chit chatting a bit but that’s it
3:21pm
Nice!
3:27pm Phil
Yeah it is. Love the house to myself
4:08pm
Too bad I’m not there to rub your…feet
4:17pm Phil
That would be nice. A little lotion and heaven. Feels amazing.
Got a lap full of poochies
4:19pm
Awww
4:20pm Phil
It’s nice. Getting cold, gotta build a fire. The babies like that
Nothing better than being rubbed
4:25pm
Hmmm… sucked? fucked?
4:39pm Phil
That’s good too but a proper hand job can have you writhing and moaning, begging to cum, instead, you feel a finger slide into your ass, you close your eyes and gasp enjoy the feeling and then the hand starts again or is replaced by a mouth. Damn!
4:42pm
Oh, that does sound like fun!
4:45pm Phil
Girl kneels and rides a rabbit, you can tell when she gets off, sucks harder, strikes faster. Fucking mind blowing hot
Strokes
Then she climbs on top and fucks you to a second orgasm
Sorry, did I say that out loud?
4:50pm
Nope.  Typed it to your secret confidante!
made her squirm in her desk chair…
4:51pm Phil
Ah good!
4:52pm
4:53pm Phil
Now that’s hot. I like to watch, very hot, sometimes lick her fingers, offer a tongue
Sometimes just lay back and watch, stroke my cock till she’s ready for the real thing
Love the smell of pussy and cum
4:55pm
4:55pm Phil
Nothing like both of you drenched in sweat, room smells like sex, you lay together panting, laughing
Then go sit on the porch naked and dry off
Nice, with the curtains open. Fun being watched. Did that once, guy had a birds eye view. When we were done, he smiled and waved
She was looking at the guy the entire time
 5:13pm
2-minute video with light spanking and sexy fingering
5:21pm Phil
Nice till he wiped her juices on her ass.  
He should have licked that finger clean
5:24pm
The combo thumb in her ass and fingers inside with the slurping sound… oooof…plus spanking!
Oh man… I want to touch you. Arrgh!
5:25pm Phil
It was hot! Love the thumbing her ass
5:26pm
It’s strange… some days I look around and see nothing worth sending.  Today there are so many!
5:28pm Phil
Hot
5:29pm
5:30pm Phil
Love to slip my tongue in her ass. Hear the gasp, bury a few fingers in her and fuck that ass with my tongue
5:33pm
What about tapping another spot? 
5:43pm Phil
Uh huh, spank that pussy!
5:44pm
what about in a moving limo?  
5:47pm Phil
Done that. Had my head out the roof while being sucked, waving at people
5:47pm
damn… who was sucking you?!
5:48pm Phil
My tequila girl
5:48pm
mmmf… I think I need to go lie down.  And have someone bounce on me!
5:48pm Phil
Ha ha
Sounds wonderful
5:50pm
I have to pick up Hubby.  
So nice playing… not sure how I am going to stand up!
5:53pm Phil
What part got you?
All happened
Limo blowjob was hot as hell