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Mr. Ernest I. Wantu

Tuesday, April 8, 2014 
Kris: Whoopee!….A REAL SEX DATE coming up! Me says to me self, that girl that picked on me will see–“I’m NOT a “chaser”–I’m NOT a chaser. Wait till she sees what my RIGHT hand can do…I’ll show HER”….Mr. Ernest Gushing 🙂 8:03 AM
Me: Good morning Mr Frisky! 8:29 AM
Kris: Good morning! Hope u have a good day! 9:05 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Tuesday, April 8, 2014 11:49 AM 
Subject: Thank you 
Hi Sexy Sassy,
Thank you for being so patient and kind with my “long gushing emails.”  I’m going to try and exercise a little self-control and not be too “high maintenance” for you–especially until after you’re finished with your latest project.  But I just want you to know how much I appreciate how nice you are–how patient with my “going on and on.”
But I also want you to know I’m looking forward to how naughty you no doubt can be too.  You may have “gotten a late start”–but there are no doubt some things you’re already comfortable with that I haven’t done yet—but may like to try with you.  Chatting is fun with you.  The sex part of the chatting is what the medical and mental health profession calls “Phase 1” of the sexual response cycle.  In my work I have to diagnose mental disorders using the “Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 4th Edition” published by the American Psychiatric Association (aka: DSM-IV).  DSM-V has just been published–but clinicians are not responsible to use the new version until this coming November.
There’s a whole section in it on “Sexual Dysfunctions.”  Of course, if you’re going to call something a “dysfunction”—it has to be compared to what’s considered “normal.”  “Normal” is considered able to enjoy the “four phases of sex” without “disturbance,” “pain” (unwanted pain that is) or inhibition:
1) Desire,
2) Excitement,
3) Orgasm,
4) Resolution.

So the DSM-IV states:

“Phase 1:  Desire:  This phase consists of fantasies about sexual activity and the desire to have sexual activity.”
I think we’re off to a “healthy start” with “Phase 1”–and the chatting helps—-  (According to you–my hand helped you along to “Phase 3” already.  Can I believe you?)
Here’s where your “vast experience” may come in handy.  After a very detailed description of exactly where the orgasmic contractions happen in both the male and female (want me to type it in another email?)—–the last sentence of “Phase 3: Orgasm” in the DSM-IV states:  “In both genders, the anal sphincter rhythmically contracts.”
Hmmmmm….there’s something I might like to do some more “field study” on….and see how that might be “explored” further….
Frisky
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Kris: shopped around….tstd.org is good as any…thanks for lead…tests 8 (not 7–includes herpes 1 & herpes 2)….going to one of their labs near me in NH tonite to pee & give blood….will scan results and attach to email to u thursday….Mr. Ernest I. Wantu 2:49 PM

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Ready to go

·       Apr 07 10:07 PM Kris: Hi!
·       Apr 07 10:08 PM Sassy: Hiya!
·       Apr 07 10:08 PM Sassy: Good work out?
·       Apr 07 10:08 PM Kris: yes!
·       Apr 07 10:09 PM Sassy: Been feeling alive?
·       Apr 07 10:09 PM Kris: yes!
·       Apr 07 10:10 PM Kris: worried all day about reading your email…just read it…you’re unbelievably sweet and nice!
·       Apr 07 10:11 PM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 07 10:11 PM Kris: only one line worried me a little…
·       Apr 07 10:11 PM Sassy: Oh?
·       Apr 07 10:12 PM Kris: when you said you worried i should find a gal who likes riding harleys.
·       Apr 07 10:13 PM Sassy: Why is that worrisome?
·       Apr 07 10:14 PM Sassy: I don’t want to worry you…
·       Apr 07 10:15 PM Kris: cuz it’s not really that important in terms of what i’m REALLY wanting…and i don’t think you would do it…but some women will pretend to be “watching out for my interests” but it’s really their way of saying…i’m easing you into letting you know i’m losing interest…but i don’t think you’re like that…i think you’ll be straight with me…like you said
·       Apr 07 10:16 PM Sassy: The more I like someone, the more I want them to have what they want
·       Apr 07 10:16 PM Sassy: I even start to think I should go away so you could find someone thin and beautiful! But then I remember how fantastic I am and get over it.  : )
·       Apr 07 10:17 PM Kris: GOOD FOR YOU SASSIE…LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 07 10:17 PM Sassy: Ha ha… okay then.  : )
·       Apr 07 10:18 PM Sassy: You sitting next to your lovely wife?
·       Apr 07 10:18 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 07 10:18 PM Kris: you
·       Apr 07 10:18 PM Sassy: alone at my desk, eating a late supper
·       Apr 07 10:19 PM Kris: whatch eatin
·       Apr 07 10:19 PM Sassy: Thai food
·       Apr 07 10:19 PM Kris: is it spicy
·       Apr 07 10:19 PM Sassy: not tonight
·       Apr 07 10:19 PM Sassy: a mild chicken coconut soup, little crispy spring rolls and steamed shrimp shumai
·       Apr 07 10:20 PM Kris: yum…sounds good…
·       Apr 07 10:20 PM Kris: can i respond to “thin and beautiful” for a minute?
·       Apr 07 10:20 PM Sassy: sure
·       Apr 07 10:21 PM
Kris: ok…i’m hot to not lose focus here…and i’m not a “chaser”…i want to “close”…if you let me…so what’s the MAIN thing i’m looking for (please pass this quiz)..
·       Apr 07 10:23 PM Kris: tap, tap, tap…waiting
·       Apr 07 10:26 PM Sassy: What quiz?
·       Apr 07 10:26 PM Sassy: Sorry… I am still a little slow from lack of sleep
·       Apr 07 10:26 PM Kris: my question is…what’s the main thing i’m looking for?
·       Apr 07 10:28 PM Kris: you have it in spades…just sayin
·       Apr 07 10:28 PM Kris: ok…want me to just tell you?
·       Apr 07 10:28 PM Sassy: Yes.
·       Apr 07 10:29 PM Kris: YOU REALLY LIKE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 07 10:29 PM Sassy: Ah right! I certainly showed that on Friday!
·       Apr 07 10:29 PM Kris: ok…but let me tell you the other reasons…
·       Apr 07 10:30 PM Sassy: I start to blush thinking of how bold I was, but then I think of what we did and I get lost in the heat and the passion and… mmmm
·       Apr 07 10:30 PM Kris: right…and you so turned me on because you took the initiative…
·       Apr 07 10:30 PM Kris: you just kissed me right in front of the restaurant…
·       Apr 07 10:30 PM Kris: and we just stood there on the street for a while
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: i never did that before
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: i would normally be embarrassed
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: but it was like there wasn’t anyone else there
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: and the same thing in the parking lot
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: i was lost in you…i didn’t care…
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: i was really excited
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: and really comfortable..
·       Apr 07 10:31 PM Kris: AND I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 07 10:32 PM Sassy: Yes… I shudder when I think of all the people and… then I don’t care. Just us… so good…
·       Apr 07 10:33 PM Sassy: I try to be outside myself… think what I would do if I was parking, walking to the mall, saw someone making out… whatever! Look! They’re having fun! Ha ha ha
·       Apr 07 10:34 PM Kris: some people would think that…others would think “get a room”…and be a little “put off” by it…
·       Apr 07 10:34 PM Kris: oh well..who cares…i didn’t
·       Apr 07 10:35 PM Sassy: Thank you very much for rolling with it.
·       Apr 07 10:35 PM Kris: something in the email you said we could chat about…think it had to do with testing
·       Apr 07 10:36 PM Sassy: I need to think more about it.
·        Apr 07 10:36 PM Kris: about what in particular?
·       Apr 07 10:36 PM Sassy: I suppose it comes down to whether I believe you.
·       Apr 07 10:37 PM Kris: ok…i’m going to make it easy for you…i’m going to do it…so let’s move on…
·       Apr 07 10:37 PM Sassy: Oh?
·       Apr 07 10:37 PM Kris: yes…
·       Apr 07 10:37 PM Sassy: There’s a bit of history behind this.
·       Apr 07 10:38 PM Sassy: Old flame went on and on about how he had never cheated, and he is such the “man of honor” boy scout etc. and I thought he is just like me! etc etc
·       Apr 07 10:39 PM Sassy: Of course, he meant except for this one woman that he moved out to be with and stayed out for 6 months and then his kids convinced him to go back and he had done all this wild stuff with her and she was totally wild and…
·       Apr 07 10:39 PM Sassy: He had only been back with his wife about 6 months
·       Apr 07 10:40 PM Sassy: He got tested every year – military is big on that – but it was just… he totally mischaracterized it
·       Apr 07 10:41 PM Sassy: So the person I feel closest to in the world was totally lying for a long time, mostly by omission but also in any “firsts” we did
·       Apr 07 10:42 PM Sassy: I’ve dealt with, I understand it, but it’s out there
·       Apr 07 10:42 PM Sassy: Thank you for not making me wonder
·       Apr 07 10:42 PM Sassy: Can you go to your doctor or are you using an online test? A pal recommends tstd.org
·       Apr 07 10:44 PM Kris: i would be embarrassed to go to my doctor…because he knows both me and my wife really intimately…so i’ll have to find someplace else…how can u do it online…need to draw blood and go to a lab…
·       Apr 07 10:44 PM Kris:  i did some research about testing sites in boston and nh a while back
·       Apr 07 10:45 PM Kris: there are free ones for the “big STDs”…
·       Apr 07 10:45 PM Kris: but not the whole list i emailed you
·       Apr 07 10:45 PM Kris: they cost about $40/test
·       Apr 07 10:45 PM Kris: i have insurance
·       Apr 07 10:45 PM Sassy: Check out the site. I think they have connections to local clinics. Give you a number – you walk in for a blood test and urine test – then they email you the results in 48 hrs
·       Apr 07 10:46 PM Kris: ok…but i want all the ones i emailed you…total of about 10
·       Apr 07 10:46 PM Kris: some only do “big ones”…not all i listed
·       Apr 07 10:47 PM Kris: only AIDS will kill you…but and all the others are “treatable”…but I don’t want ANY…
·       Apr 07 10:48 PM Kris: ok…i’ll check it out. what did you think of my list?
·       Apr 07 10:48 PM Sassy: It’s $199 for a full panel
·       Apr 07 10:48 PM Sassy: just enter your zip code… or mine for Boston area places
·       Apr 07 10:48 PM Sassy: friend online uses them
·       Apr 07 10:49 PM Kris: but does “full panel” include all 10 i listed?
·       Apr 07 10:51 PM Sassy: It lists 7.
·       Apr 07 10:52 PM Kris: what does…the full panel you’re talking about?
·       Apr 07 10:52 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 07 10:52 PM Kris: ok…so we’re both going to get tested and show each other the results…right?
·       Apr 07 10:53 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 07 10:53 PM Kris: ok…then we get lying out of the way
·       Apr 07 10:53 PM Sassy: Phew
·       Apr 07 10:53 PM Kris: that feels good
·       Apr 07 10:53 PM Sassy: I want you to feel good
·       Apr 07 10:53 PM Kris: and i want you to feel good
·       Apr 07 10:54 PM Sassy: You have magic hands
·       Apr 07 10:55 PM Kris: it wasn’t as good as it can be…partly because i was using my left hand and i’m right handed…
·       Apr 07 10:55 PM Kris: but thank you for saying so
·       Apr 07 10:56 PM Sassy: Yes… but it blew my mind that under some of the worst circumstances, it was still really really good. If it gets a lot better in a bed in private… damn…
·       Apr 07 10:56 PM Kris: it will…i promise…
·       Apr 07 10:56 PM Sassy: Have you seen “The Princess Bride?”
·       Apr 07 10:56 PM Kris: no
·       Apr 07 10:57 PM Sassy: It’s campy but fun.
·       Apr 07 10:57 PM Sassy: There is a great sword duel where they are dueling verbally as well and one guys says… you are better than I thought you’d be, you may be a match for me. I thought I was the best.
·       Apr 07 10:58 PM Sassy: And the other man says… there is something you should know.
·       Apr 07 10:58 PM Sassy: I am not left-handed!
·       Apr 07 10:58 PM Sassy: And he switches the blade over to his right hand and is an even better swordsman!
·       Apr 07 10:58 PM Kris: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 07 10:58 PM Kris: so watch out!
·       Apr 07 10:59 PM Sassy:  It is a movie I didn’t get a first, but after several tries it gets funnier and funnier and you start seeing the lines in every day life.
·       Apr 07 11:00 PM Kris: think we could watch it together sometime?
·       Apr 07 11:00 PM Sassy: Maybe so!
·       Apr 07 11:00 PM Sassy: My favorite line is… “I will explain… no… there is too much. I will sum up!”
·       Apr 07 11:01 PM Sassy: It’s very romantic
·       Apr 07 11:01 PM Sassy: There is kissing.  : )
·       Apr 07 11:01 PM Kris: Mwahh!
·       Apr 07 11:04 PM Sassy: Have you been fantasizing?
·       Apr 07 11:05 PM Kris: yes…constantly…and i’m not going to be too patient pretty soon…
·       Apr 07 11:07 PM Kris: right now if you let me…there’s only one thing i would feel “safe” doing before getting tested…but if you said “come play” in any other way…you wouldn’t have to ask twice…
·       Apr 07 11:08 PM Sassy: What would you feel safe doing?
·       Apr 07 11:08 PM Kris: I meant only one thing I WOULDN’T feel doing…but could do anything else
·       Apr 07 11:09 PM Kris: only one thing i wouldn’t feel safe doing…(get it straight Kris)
·       Apr 07 11:09 PM Sassy: What is that? P in V?
·       Apr 07 11:09 PM Kris: no…that i would feel safe doing with a condom on…
·       Apr 07 11:10 PM Sassy: anal?
·       Apr 07 11:10 PM Kris: going down on you…it’s not the highest risk thing…but still can transmit…
·       Apr 07 11:10 PM Sassy: ah… I see
·       Apr 07 11:10 PM Kris: with a condom I would do anything…right now…
·       Apr 07 11:10 PM Kris: i like giving oral…
·       Apr 07 11:10 PM Kris: but i can use my hand…and other things
·       Apr 07 11:12 PM Kris: have you been fantasizing?
·       Apr 07 11:12 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 07 11:12 PM Kris: want to tell me some?
·       Apr 07 11:12 PM Sassy: I tend to focus on basics
·       Apr 07 11:12 PM Kris: go on
·       Apr 07 11:12 PM Sassy: Kissing
·       Apr 07 11:13 PM Kris: you’re a great kisser…we’ve established that
·       Apr 07 11:13 PM Sassy: You exploring my body…
·       Apr 07 11:13 PM Sassy: What happens when you touch my back… my neck…
·       Apr 07 11:14 PM Sassy: kiss the inside of my knee
·       Apr 07 11:14 PM Sassy: me sucking on you.  : )
·       Apr 07 11:15 PM Kris: omg…do you need the results of my tests first?
·       Apr 07 11:16 PM Kris: parts of your fantasy are similar to parts of mine…want to hear some?
·       Apr 07 11:18 PM Sassy: Oh yes
·       Apr 07 11:19 PM Kris: i asked 2 questions…sorry…first one is “do you need the results of my tests first? (impatience)
·       Apr 07 11:19 PM Sassy: oop
·       Apr 07 11:20 PM Sassy: missed that one
·       Apr 07 11:20 PM Kris: so?
·       Apr 07 11:20 PM Kris: pressure…i know…you’ve got me SO horny…
·       Apr 07 11:21 PM Kris: so answer is?
·       Apr 07 11:21 PM Sassy: I am ready to go
·       Apr 07 11:21 PM Kris: Whoopeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 07 11:21 PM Kris: ok…back to my fantasy…ready?
·       Apr 07 11:23 PM Sassy: oh yes.  : )
·       Apr 07 11:24 PM Kris: ok…so my fantasies tend to be not “fully developed”…if that makes any sense…it’s like they’re kind of “scenes in a movie” that aren’t necessarily all connected…but i’ll do the best i can…
·       Apr 07 11:24 PM Sassy: Of course
·       Apr 07 11:24 PM Kris: so here’s one…about the first time…
·       Apr 07 11:25 PM Kris: we’re in a softly lit room…but want to see everything…
·       Apr 07 11:27 PM Kris: I ask you to get undressed without me there…and get in bed…and lay on your stomach on the bed with something covering your butt…so your bare back and legs are exposed…but that’s all i can see at first…
·       Apr 07 11:28 PM Kris: then i start to gently rub your shoulders and back…i ask you teach me how to rub your back so that it feels really good…harder…softer…rub…press down a little harder…
·       Apr 07 11:28 PM Kris: i want to start with the “non-erogenous” parts first…and “work my way there”…
·       Apr 07 11:29 PM Kris: i bend over and brush your hair back and kiss you on the neck…
·       Apr 07 11:29 PM Kris: nibble a little on your ear…
·       Apr 07 11:29 PM Kris: rub your arms…outstretched…
·       Apr 07 11:29 PM Kris: kiss your arms…kiss your hands…
·       Apr 07 11:29 PM Kris: rub your back…
·       Apr 07 11:30 PM Kris: rub your legs…gently…kiss you anywhere you want…
·       Apr 07 11:30 PM Kris: you teach me what feels good and how to do it…
·       Apr 07 11:30 PM Kris: that’s as far as i get in the “non-erogeous” part…
·       Apr 07 11:30 PM Sassy: That is mesmerizing…
·       Apr 07 11:30 PM Sassy: I will tell you there is a spot
·       Apr 07 11:31 PM Sassy: on my back
·       Apr 07 11:31 PM Sassy: It’s directly connected to another spot
·       Apr 07 11:31 PM Sassy: you’ll know when you find it
·       Apr 07 11:31 PM Kris: how will i know?
·       Apr 07 11:31 PM Sassy: I will explode
·       Apr 07 11:32 PM Kris: stupid question…but how will you explode?
·       Apr 07 11:32 PM Sassy: or squirm a lot
·       Apr 07 11:32 PM Kris: nother stupid question…what’s it connected to?
·       Apr 07 11:32 PM Sassy: inside me
·       Apr 07 11:33 PM Kris: not enough to have an orgasm though?
·       Apr 07 11:33 PM Sassy: enough
·       Apr 07 11:33 PM Kris: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How does that even work?
·       Apr 07 11:34 PM Sassy: I dunno… it’s like the Staples easy button!
·       Apr 07 11:34 PM Kris: I guess! You could make the worst lover in the world look good!
·       Apr 07 11:34 PM Sassy: Ha ha
·       Apr 07 11:35 PM Sassy: I used to think sex was this fast, frantic thing
·       Apr 07 11:35 PM Sassy: and it still can be
·       Apr 07 11:35 PM Sassy: But I have also learned the joys of touching
·       Apr 07 11:35 PM Sassy: slow
·       Apr 07 11:35 PM Sassy: careful
·       Apr 07 11:36 PM Sassy: agonizingly tantalizing
·       Apr 07 11:36 PM Sassy: varied
·       Apr 07 11:36 PM Sassy: often much more memorable
·       Apr 07 11:36 PM Sassy: and you find places…
·       Apr 07 11:36 PM Sassy: a patch of skin
·       Apr 07 11:36 PM Sassy: a sensation
·       Apr 07 11:36 PM Kris: omg…like the way you sucked my finger and there wasn’t anything left to my imagination…except…IS SHE ACTUALLY GOING TO DO THAT TO ME SOMEDAY
·       Apr 07 11:37 PM Sassy: Yes… little things… that go into our minds and come out much more powerful
·       Apr 07 11:37 PM Sassy: Mmmf.. i was a total hussy on Friday
·       Apr 07 11:38 PM Sassy: I was not being a tease… it was foreplay… a preview… a promise
·       Apr 07 11:38 PM Kris: a PROMISE?
·       Apr 07 11:38 PM Sassy: a peek
·       Apr 07 11:38 PM Kris: i thought you were still deciding…but i’m not letting you off the hook of your answer just a little whiile ago: “I’m ready to go.”
·       Apr 07 11:39 PM Sassy: That’s the odd thing about affairs
·       Apr 07 11:39 PM Kris: what?
·       Apr 07 11:39 PM Sassy: Deciding
·       Apr 07 11:39 PM Sassy: I get the feeling men are always deciding
·       Apr 07 11:39 PM Kris: deciding what?
·       Apr 07 11:40 PM Sassy: If they want to continue
·       Apr 07 11:40 PM Kris: we have barely started…and i want to get in bed with you
·       Apr 07 11:41 PM Kris: don’t you think women are also deciding if they want to continue?
·       Apr 07 11:41 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 07 11:41 PM Sassy: Interesting balance to keep it exciting
·       Apr 07 11:41 PM Kris: balance between what and what?
·       Apr 07 11:42 PM Sassy: Endless auditioning but not boring, allowing each other to relax a little, without taking it for granted
·       Apr 07 11:43 PM Kris: i wouldn’t mind being able to “take something for granted”…at least for awhile…the “hunt” is exhausting…
·       Apr 07 11:43 PM Sassy: indeed
·       Apr 07 11:43 PM Kris: i mean…if we start out having really good sex…and lots of fun…and we just go along…then it’s good…
·       Apr 07 11:44 PM Sassy: Sounds fantastic!
·       Apr 07 11:44 PM Sassy: and you know I won’t be boring.
·       Apr 07 11:44 PM Kris: if one day we’re looking at each other thinking “ho hum”…well…we deal with it then…but hope it doesn’t happen too soon…at least that’s the way i’m thinking…and hoping for…
·       Apr 07 11:46 PM Sassy: Sounds so good
·       Apr 07 11:46 PM Kris: little digression…but about how much you’ve got me “hooked”…
·       Apr 07 11:46 PM Kris: i’m at the gym tonight working out…
·       Apr 07 11:47 PM Kris: i’m probably one of the oldest guys in there…
·       Apr 07 11:47 PM Kris: surrounded by beautiful young women and muscle-bound young studs…
·       Apr 07 11:47 PM Kris: tight clothes on all the women…
·       Apr 07 11:47 PM Kris: pretty faces…fit bodies…
·       Apr 07 11:48 PM Kris: and the whole time i’m thinking of what i want to do with you…
·       Apr 07 11:48 PM Kris: it’s not about “thin and beautiful” for me…
·       Apr 07 11:48 PM Kris: it’a about…if you WANT ME…and YOU LIKE SEX… you’ve got me…and right now you do…
·       Apr 07 11:48 PM Kris: i lust after other women…
·       Apr 07 11:49 PM Kris: but i’m not going to be with anyone else…
·       Apr 07 11:49 PM Kris: not because i’m “noble”…
·       Apr 07 11:49 PM Kris: i don’t have the time or energy…
·       Apr 07 11:49 PM Kris: and i’m not “wired’ that way…
·       Apr 07 11:49 PM Kris: stepping out on my wife is a “big deal” to me…
·       Apr 07 11:49 PM Kris: and i want to do it with YOU…
·       Apr 07 11:49 PM Kris: your turn
·       Apr 07 11:50 PM Sassy: My turn?
·       Apr 07 11:50 PM Kris: to talk
·       Apr 07 11:50 PM Sassy: You make me smile
·       Apr 07 11:50 PM Kris: why?
·       Apr 07 11:51 PM Sassy: So earnest
·       Apr 07 11:51 PM Kris: hmmmm…meaning?
·       Apr 07 11:51 PM Sassy: I am used to casualness
·       Apr 07 11:52 PM Sassy: Non-committed ness
·       Apr 07 11:52 PM Kris: don’t want to scare you off
·       Apr 07 11:52 PM Sassy: It is refreshing
·       Apr 07 11:52 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 07 11:53 PM Sassy: But take your time. Get to know me
·       Apr 07 11:53 PM Kris: ok…is having sex with you getting to know you?…not going to want to wait long…
·       Apr 07 11:54 PM Sassy: Oh yes… that is a very important component of this
·       Apr 07 11:54 PM Sassy: Because you can do all the rest with almost anyone else… eating, talking, etc.
·       Apr 07 11:55 PM Sassy: But the sex has to be good.
·       Apr 07 11:55 PM Sassy: First times can be odd…
·       Apr 07 11:55 PM Sassy: please do not judge too much from that
·       Apr 07 11:56 PM Sassy: It can be tough to have the most fun as you’re getting used to someone
·       Apr 07 11:56 PM Sassy: But it can just get better and better
·       Apr 07 11:57 PM Kris: well…you’re obviously much more experienced in all of this than me (having affairs that is)…but…
·       Apr 07 11:58 PM Sassy: I try to use what I’ve learned but not be too big a cynic.
·       Apr 07 11:58 PM Kris: those last six lines are almost exactly what the woman who had a 3 month chatting relationship said…and i know it’s true…she asked me once…
·       Apr 07 11:58 PM Kris: she asked me…what happens if we have sex and it isn’t good?
·       Apr 07 11:58 PM Kris: i said, well…do i only get “one shot” at it…don’t you think there will be just a little nervousness the first time?
·       Apr 07 11:59 PM Kris: she said…yes…don’t judge by that…
·       Apr 07 11:59 PM Kris: just like you said…but with you..
·       Apr 07 11:59 PM Kris: i have this feeling it’s not going to be so hard…
·       Apr 07 11:59 PM Kris: that’s not b.s…
·       Apr 07 11:59 PM Sassy: I hope we could talk…
·       Apr 08 12:00 AM Sassy: Say… hunh… that was a little freaky… let’s try again and do more x or try y…
·       Apr 08 12:00 AMS assy: Does that seem possible?
·       Apr 08 12:00 AM Kris: does what seem possible?
·       Apr 08 12:00 AMSassy: talking, being open, trying again
·       Apr 08 12:00 AMSassy: like a recipe…may not taste quite right the first time. Add more milk… try some salt…
·       Apr 08 12:02 AMKris: gotcha…absolutely…we tell each other what we like…what feels good…what isn’t working…if we like each other and trust each other and can even laugh a little about things…it seems like it should be exciting and fun and work…
·       Apr 08 12:03 AMKris: i mean…what about Friday?
·       Apr 08 12:03 AMKris: that was good for me…very exciting…felt good…comfortable…know i’m repeating myself…a “first” for me…just really good…and only a “sneak peek”
·       Apr 08 12:04 AMSassy: Very promising start!
·       Apr 08 12:05 AMKris: ok…so where/when are we doing something next?…and what…do you want to do?
·       Apr 08 12:05 AMSassy: I need to focus on my project stuff this week. But after that I am open
·       Apr 08 12:06 AMKris: when is it over?
·       Apr 08 12:06 AMSassy: Saturday
·       Apr 08 12:06 AM Kris: so from this coming Sunday on?
·       Apr 08 12:07 AMSassy: Yes. My life should get much quieter
·       Apr 08 12:07 AMSassy: So I can focus on you
·       Apr 08 12:09 AMKris: what do you want to do the next time we meet?
·       Apr 08 12:09 AMSassy: thinking up ways to make you smile and help you make me smile
·       Apr 08 12:10 AMKris: so we’re going to sit around tell each other jokes all day?
·       Apr 08 12:10 AMKris: JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 08 12:11 AMKris: where will we be…and how long will we spend together?
·       Apr 08 12:11 AMSassy: What were you envisioning?
·       Apr 08 12:12 AMKris: a whole day starting with lunch and leading to bed
·       Apr 08 12:12 AMKris: or brunch…
·       Apr 08 12:14 AMKris: or an early dinner leading to bed…but doesn’t leave as much time for the most fun part…
·       Apr 08 12:15 AMSassy: Hotel may be tricky until the Marathon is over
·       Apr 08 12:17 AMKris: or could move a little further out…close enough so you’re not out of your comfort zone…but less popular area for the Marathon visitors…when’s the Marathon?
·       Apr 08 12:17 AMSassy: April 21
·       Apr 08 12:18 AMSassy: I can do some checking once we know possible dates
·       Apr 08 12:19 AMKris: what are your thoughts about my suggestions…do you have some alternate thoughts/ideas…something else in mind that you’d prefer?
·       Apr 08 12:19 AMSassy: Sounds wonderful
·       Apr 08 12:20 AMSassy: We’ll figure it out. It will be fun!
·       Apr 08 12:20 AMSassy: I should get to bed.
·       Apr 08 12:20 AMSassy: Talk more tomorrow night?
·       Apr 08 12:21 AMKris: me too…thank you…Mr. Earnest
·       Apr 08 12:21 AMKris: nite…hugs and love that groping…
·       Apr 08 12:21 AMSassy: You are made of awesome
·       Apr 08 12:21 AMKris: tomorrow…ok…might be late again though…
·       Apr 08 12:22 AMSassy: Sure
·       Apr 08 12:22 AMKris: ok…deep kiss…nite

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STDs and Song of Songs

Monday, April 7, 2014 
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, April 7, 2014 1:49 AM
Subject: testing list / a poem of two lovers
Hi “Sassy”! (now is when I wish I knew your real name–since “Sassy” is a fun name–and the following is “not so fun”):
Here’s a list of STDs I believe we should be tested for.  I wouldn’t “leave it up to the professionals” by assuming they will “automatically” test for ALL of these.  I would suggest you specifically request that you be tested for each and every one of them.  
I don’t want to be a “kill joy.”  On the contrary–I’m hoping you’ll still decide to take me as a lover and we can just have REALLY HOT SEX AND FUN–AND OFTEN!!!  But at least for me–it’s not going to be “fun”–if I’m worried about the following:
1)  HIV/AIDS
2)  Chlamydia
3)  Gonorrhea
4)  Hepatitis A
5)  Hepatitis B
6)  Hepatitis C
5)  Genital Herpes
6)  Human Papillomavirus (HPV)
7)  Syphilis
8)  Trichomoniasis
One very excellent source of information is the Center for Disease Control website.  It gives very detailed information about all of the above.  Including what specific activities are more “high risk” versus “less risk” (vaginal, oral, anal, “rimming,” “topping,” “bottoming,” etc.—the “whole nine yards”).  You can go to:  http://www.cdc.gov/std/default.htm
If you want me to be tested please say so.  I haven’t had sex with anyone but my wife in 25 years—and I know for a fact she has never had sex with anyone but me.  But it is completely fair and reasonable for you to “not just take my word for it.”  So PLEASE TELL ME DIRECTLY–AND I’LL BE TESTED TOO.
I don’t want to go on too long here, but I just need to say that the cheerful emails I open from you in the mornings make my day!  (Plus, I think to myself, “Wow!  She’s actually still talking to me–and seems to still be interested!”)
To try and end this email with something a little “lighter” and more positive–consider these short excerpts of poetry written by King Solomon, the third king of ancient Israel (conceived as the result of an adulterous affair his father King David had with Bathsheba)–as an “ex-church-girl” you probably know that story:
Solomon’s Song of Songs
Beloved
  Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth—
     for your love is more delightful
                   than wine.
Pleasing is the fragrance of your
                   perfumes;
             your name is like perfume poured out.
             No wonder the maidens love you!
Take me away with you–let us hurry!
Let the king bring me into his chambers.
Lover
How beautiful you are my darling!
             Oh, how beautiful!
  Your eyes are doves.
Beloved
How handsome you are, my lover!
      Oh, how charming!
                And our bed is verdant.
Lover
The beams of our house are cedars,
             our rafters are firs.
Beloved
I am a rose of Sharon,
         a lily of the valleys.
Lover
Like a lily among the thorns,
             is my darling among the maidens.
How beautiful you are and how pleasing,
O love, with your delights!
Your stature is like that of the palm,
            and your breasts like clusters of fruit.
I said, “I will climb the palm tree;
            I will take hold of its fruit.”
May your breasts be like the clusters
                    of the vine,
            the fragrance of your breath like apples,
            and your mouth like the best of wine.”
Hoping to be your lover–and maybe “demure _____?” and “sexy Sassy” can find a way to get together—in both hot sex—–and….who knows?
Kris
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Kris: “Come, my lover, let us go to the countryside, let us spend the night in the villages. …there I will give you my love. …that I have stored up for you, my lover.” (Song of Songs, 7:11-13) 12:02 PM
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Monday, Apr 7, 2014 4:18 PM 
Re: testing list / a poem of two lovers
Hiya Kris!  
How is your Monday?   
So sorry I’ve been out of touch… yesterday was wacky!!  I am so worn out!  Forgive me if I can’t write much today.  I partied until 4:30 am – my brain is toast! 
I have read your messages, and I will read them again and again.  You were gushing… so sweet!  You’re right, I don’t freak out easily.  And I promise you not to go silent.  I hate that.  If things change, I will tell you.  I am worrying today that you should find a gal who adores riding Harleys. 
You have written the most incredible things!  I am amazed at what you have been inspired to write.  I had to smile about the kissing… not sure why but I have a talent for it.  Believe what I tell you! 
Let me think more about requesting that you be tested.  In theory I should – to be 100% sure.  You might want to do it as a baseline.  But there are many variables.  Let me get some sleep and get back to you.  I may want to talk more about it in real time. 
I have to smile at your Song of Solomon references.  I know that text well.  My husband and I wanted part of it read at our wedding.  The minister said we could not find 4 contiguous verses that were not salacious.  Here is what we found – which seemed perfect for us being older and having found each other on the internet: 
Song of Solomon, chapter 3, beginning with the first verse:
I sought him whom my soul loves;
I sought him, but found him not;
I called him, but he gave no answer.
“I will rise now and go about the city,
in the streets and in the squares;
I will seek him whom my soul loves.”
I sought him, but found him not.
The sentinels found me,
as they went about in the city.
“Have you seen him whom my soul loves?”
Scarcely had I passed them,
when I found him whom my soul loves.
I held him, and would not let him go.
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There is so much more I’d like to talk about… but for now I will go.  I think I will sleep.  I will hope to be back around by the time you’re ready to chat.  Look for me and I will chat if I can. 
Hugs with groping!  And my hand in your front pocket.
-S
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Me: Hiya! Sent you email. Brain is toast. Going to nap. Hope to chat later 4:24 PM
Kris: ok…i’m so paranoid….thought u dumped me…i’m 62 going on 17 with u… like u SO much….and want u SO bad….feel like i don’t know what to do (but am sure you DO….wink….ache) 5:14 PM
  
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Kris: leaving gym right now….b home in 20…..chat then?….or too tired? 9:36 PM
Me: Awake! Chattable! 9:50 PM
Kris: k…just got home…gimme 10… 🙂 9:54 PM

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Immune to craziness

Sunday, April 6, 2014

From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Sunday, April 6, 2014 10:23 AM
Re: Sunday sass
Good morning hot stuff! Rushing off to brunch. I am thinking of you. Hope you have an awesome Sunday!
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, April 6, 2014 3:50 PM 
Re: Two poems
Hi Sexy Sassy!
I’ve been thinking of you NON-STOP!  Did you read my other emails?  One about “testing”–the other about music and an invitation (undoubtedly “premature”) to go to a concert with me in May?  I was afraid they’d “freak you out.”  But I have a feeling you don’t get “freaked out” too easily.  How come you’re so nice?  I’m not used to it.  Usually I manage to piss women off within at least a couple of emails or chats.  You seem somewhat immune to my craziness.  
Off to the gym now for a couple of hours…then back to do more work.  Would you be available to chat sometime later this evening?  As I said in a text I just sent you—it’s weird to miss someone so much I just met—-but weirdly I do.  And I REALLY want to “be with you”………and you know what I mean………. 🙂 
Wild Man (trying to control myself–but what’s that “little flow” I feel down there?)

P.S.—Besides your irresistible charms—my Harley is calling my name–but sadly I can’t “go out and play” till I finish my work.
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Sun, 4/6, 8:30pm Kris: I’m here….working….if you come on here you’ll be a pleasant reason to stop and chat. 🙂 
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sun, 4/6, 9:30pm Kris; still here….still working (ugh!)…..fading a little….but you would certainly “perk me up”
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Sun, 4/6, 11:25pm Kris: still here but almost ready to go…..hope you had a nice day…..you asked for things I’d like to know about for testing….see an email I’ll send in a little while…..nite Sexy Sassy. : ) <3
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Memories, Music and Poetry

Saturday, April 5, 2014
From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Saturday, April 5, 2014 11:00 AM
Re: answer to your question
Hiya Kris,
Thank you for this beautiful message!  You are the most talented wordsmith I’ve seen, and that is saying a lot!  Your analysis of why you like me was so intuitive… it made me feel incredibly special and think special thoughts about you!  
Friday was such fun!!  So many fantastic memories!  Such potential!  You made me want MORE! SOON!  I felt this incredible mixture of excitement and comfort.  I have never been so crazy out in the open but you inspired me, made me feel like there was just you and me – the rest of the world was not there.  And I had to touch you.  Dangerous… fun… I blush and smile today.  My demure side is giving the Sassy side hell.  But it was so worth it!  One lunch and some fantastic groping can’t tell me if you and I are a match, but I see the seeds of something that could grow into a beautiful thing.
I’m sorry other women were weird to you about your testing request.  It seems completely reasonable and sensible.  Noble.  I want you to have peace of mind.  I do get tested and it’s time for another round. I can go to my health clinic, pay the co-pay, not a big deal. 
I am not poly.  I’m over my wild phase.  I may need a “hall pass” to see old flame if he ever gets here again, but, as AM women go, I think I am lower risk than most.  I don’t want to get in too deep, need you too much but I hope we can find the right balance. 
Is this the answer you want? 
I wish I had time to write more, but this is a crazy day and tomorrow is worse!  My life is usually much quieter, so bear with me! 
-S
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Me: Good morning hot stuff! Short answer – testing Yes! Longer answer, see Yahoo mail. 11:02 AM

Kris: That’s good news…i was worried u say no….have to resist reading or replying to email till later…have a ton of work…all online. which is why i can discreetly chat w u even w wife sitting next to me….she’s gone all day today….so stop by anytime for a roll in the hay (wish i wasn’t kidding)…on to business…and trying not to think of u for a while…not easy teasing sassy11:15 AM
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, April 5, 2014 2:30 PM 
Re: answer to your question
Hi Sassy,
Yes–that was the answer I was looking for.  Just want to make sure the testing covers “all the bases”–and not just one or two.  Can explain that further later.
Thanks for your patience with how long I can go on sometimes–but you didn’t seem to mind–and seemed to actually enjoy reading it.  So thank you for your kind words—and “good thoughts sent my way.”
As far a “hall pass” to see old flame—-again, it’s not at all about needing an exclusive relationship.  It’s only about not taking health risks.  Of course, the more partners–the higher the risk.  But if you know for sure where someone is (like right after being tested)—you have a little peace of mind—at least for awhile.  After that–whether anyone would keep “telling the truth” is a little “dicey”.  Most people lie—maybe you’ll be the exception.  
But in general—-I’d like more too—-and soon!  No worries about your availability for anything—whether emails or anything else.  I want it to work for both of us—and we’ll naturally have different commitments at different times.
Right now I’m still bogged down with work.  But had to read this and respond to it–resisted as long as I could.
Kris
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• Apr 05 2:58 PM Kris
hope you have a nice day….any chance of chatting later….or maybe tonite…..i’m ok with whatever works…..so relax and “like me”……smile….Kris
• Apr 05 3:01 PM Kris
i know you have your project….and maybe you’ll be too tired….and i may still be working late.  anyhow…….big hug and kiss………Kris
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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Saturday, April 5, 2014 3:01 PM
Subject: Two poems
Every mouth you’ve ever kissed was just practice. 
All the bodies you’ve ever undressed and ploughed into 
were preparing you for me. 
I don’t mind tasting them in the memory of your mouth. 
Was it a long journey? Did it take you long to find me? 
You’re here now, welcome home.
—Warsan Shire
As though touching her
might make him known to himself,
as though his hand moving
over her body might find who
he is, as though he lay inside her, a country
his hand’s traveling uncovered,
as though such a country arose
continually up out of her
to meet his hand’s setting forth and setting forth.
And the places on her body have no names.
And she is what’s immense about the night.
And their clothes on the floor are arranged
for forgetfulness.
Li-Young Lee, “Dwelling”
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Kris: I read your email…thanks! replied & tried not to write a book. big hug & kiss…Kris 3:11 PM

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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Saturday, April 5, 2014 3:45 PM
Re: answer to your question
Hiya Kris!  Hope you’re making great progress on your work.  Thanks for taking a break to write! 
I know about the “full panel.”  If there is something in particular that you think is usually skipped that you want, let me know.  I plan to call Monday for an appointment.  I believe I am doing the right things to guard my health – requiring condoms and not the riskiest positions, not drunk, regular doctor visits etc. 
Question – are you going to get tested also? 
Yesterday is running like a romantic movie in my mind… causing a certain pulsing between my legs!  
Almost time to go off to another project event!  Whee!  We have company in from CT today staying over with us, so I can’t be on the computer much.  Tomorrow is a wacky day – brunch with CT pal, lunch with best college pal in town on a rare visit, then dinner with another friend!  Whee!  I will be thinking of you.
-S
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, April 5, 2014 4:14 PM
Re: answer to your question
Hi Sassie,
I didn’t expect to hear from you so soon—but am glad!   
I don’t pretend to be an expert–but my understanding is that in order to test for all the STDs—individual tests have to be given to “hit” specific ones.  I will send you a list of ones I’d like to know about—if that’s ok.
I don’t feel a need to get tested for my own peace of mind.  But I will get tested if it will put your mind at ease–fair is fair.  I was tested after I had sex with the women I had affairs with 25 years ago.  I haven’t had ANY kind of sex with anyone other than my wife since then. (UNTIL YESTERDAY WITH YOU IN A PUBLIC PARKING GARAGE FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!!!!!—which wasn’t “high risk” in any way)—but was still sex—and GREAT FUN!!!!!!!! 
Again—I’m no expert in all of it—but I don’t think “positions” really matter.  It’s “fluid to fluid” contact that causes the transmission.  Potentially even kissing could transmit Hepatitis (but that’s not going to kill us–and the risk is pretty low).  Wearing a condom protects you and me (with you probably being at slightly higher risk).  But unless I used an oral dam (latex designed to be used over your clit while going down on you)—-going down on you puts me at risk.   If you want me to wear a condom I will—but I really don’t want anything but my naked tongue on your clit.  And what about the risk to you giving me oral?  I’m assuming you don’t want to be sucking on a condom.  So it would be nice to know I’m not going to “get anything” (other than a squealing woman) from you–and certainly don’t want to “give anything” to anyone (though I’m 99.999999% sure I don’t have anything).  25 years is a long time—and neither I nor my wife have symptoms of anything.  I rarely even get a cold.  If you think my medical facts are in error—please feel free to correct me.   
The movie is running continually in my head too–and causing the same problem between my legs.  My resolve to not “take care of it myself” was lost before I went to sleep last night in bed.  Next time finish what you start—so I don’t have to myself!!!! 
I’ll assume all your friends are women—-and none of your lunches or dinner will lead to hot sex in public parking garages.  JUST KIDDING!  Again—-not possessive—just want to be safe.  Have fun—-understand you won’t be available much this weekend.  Maybe chat tomorrow night sometime?
Serious hugging, kissing, and want much more SO BAD!
Kris
P.S.—Had another fantasy.  You let me take you to a concert with music of my choice (selfish request since you might not like my taste in music).  Then next time you let me take you to a concert of your choice—which I might not like so much—but I want to “enter your world”.  To me being a “match” doesn’t mean we have to like everything the same.  Music is like food.  But the sex definitely has to be good—and I have a feeling that’s NOT going to be a problem  “Just sayin’.”  
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, April 5, 2014 4:30 PM
Re: Two poems
Cool poems!………….Thanks!
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Apr 5, 2014 6:10 PM 
Subject: rushing ahead and out of control
Ok….so I’m rushing way ahead of us and getting totally out of control.  You haven’t even decided if we’re a real match yet—even though “there’s potential.”  But my “Wild Man” is “stomping at the bit. Don’t be frightened though—I can keep him on a leash.  If nothing else–just “be amused.”
So you’re in my head and you’re quite a “pest” in there.  After this I’m going to try and “swat you away” so I can get some things done I need to.  But here’s “too much more”….
This is just me “rambling on”—wanting to know you and you know me—-until we get to the really good stuff (more sex hopefully soon).  Like I said before—music is like food.  We may have different tastes.  But hopefully that’s not a “deal breaker” for you.  It isn’t for me.
I have a feeling that while my politics are more “conservative” than yours–that in musical taste I’m probably more to the wild, loud and “darker” side than you.  I used to listen to only classical music for a long time.  Now I listen only either to classic rock (Stones, Hendrix, Doors, Clapton, Traffic, Aerosmith, Allman Brothers, Fleetwood Mac, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, etc., etc.—or contemporary blues (Stevie Ray Vaughn, Robert Cray, Albert King, Buddy Guy, Joe Bonamassa, etc., etc.).  One of today’s greatest, contemporary-blues artists in his generation (he’s only in his 30s) is Joe Bonamassa.  
I am dead serious about this proposition (here’s where I’m “crazy” and getting way ahead of us)—-I would seriously go online and buy two tickets to see him WITH YOU—at either the Providence Performing Arts Center, Thursday, May 15 at 8:00 pm—-or at The Bushnell in Harford, CT on Saturday, May 17 at 8:00 pm.
He is almost a “musical prodigy.”  He used to open for B. B. King when he was only 12 years old.  The first song he ever taught himself to play on the electric guitar was “Further On Up the Road” by Eric Clapton.  Clapton was a huge influence in how he plays guitar.  Clapton himself loves and plays lots of blues music—even though most people think of him as a “rock” star.
Bonamassa is so good that he played at the Royal Albert Hall in London in 2010.  And Clapton–recognizing how good he is–agreed to come out and play “Further On Up the Road” with him at that performance.  You can see Clapton and Bonamassa playing at the Royal Albert Hall in London in 2010 by going to Bonamassa’s website, scrolling down to the video that has a picture of Clapton and Bonamassa on it—and is titled:  “Eric Clapton Plays with Joe Bonamassa LIVE on Joe’s Euro Tour.”  (You probably already know this–but if you double click on the video it will fill your whole monitor screen.)
Check it out.  If you do, watch how Clapton admires Bonamassa’s playing as they “trade licks” during their duet.  For Bonamassa it was a “double dream come true”–both playing at the Royal Albert Hall (which only the “most elite” get to play at)–and playing with his musical idol–Eric Clapton:
www.jbonamassa.com
So want to go to one of the above shows with me?  I’m serious (and crazy)—-and just “aching”…….stop it, I like it!
Wild Man 
P.S.—-Ok, I know….it’s too much too fast.  I’m trusting you to be able to just “laugh it off” (even though I’m serious).

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Best Post-Meet Email Ever

From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Friday, April 4, 2014 11:01 PM
Subject: answer to your question
Hi Sassy,
You asked me a question while you were kissing and groping me in the parking garage (which is something I’ve never done before–and can’t believe I didn’t even care I was in a public place-but you just “got me going.”)…Do you remember what you asked me?  You asked:  “Can I be the one?”
My answer is “I want you to be…but you’d have to do something for me first.”  I don’t want to play games with you…but because I “kind of don’t even want to bring it up”……plus had at least one woman “rip my head off” for even bringing it up…..and because I think you’re REALLY HOT….and very nice to boot…..I kind of don’t want to bring it up…..but have to.  So forgive me for “beating around the bush” (no pun intended)—-but I’m going to make you guess what it is.  I’ll give you a few clues.  Before I “get into something” (physically and literally)—I want to know exactly–100% without any guessing or doubt—“what I’m getting into.”  
It’s kind of like why I hardly ever go swimming at the ocean.  I’m paranoid of sharks.  I know the chances of ever getting attacked by a shark are rare—but people still do.  And I just don’t want to be one of them.  So I love being on the water in my boat—but don’t “jump in” to the water.  My wife, on the other hand, stays in the water all day long and calls me a big wimp and baby for being so scared for nothing.  But every once in a while there’s a story about a shark attack that killed someone (in fact there was a story just yesterday on my Yahoo homepage about a woman killed by a shark the other day in CA)–and my “paranoia” is justified.  
Now if there were a way for the Coast Guard to “test the waters”—–and “give me the results”—–and show me that the “water was completely free of sharks”–I’d dive right in.  But there’s no way they can do that.  On the other hand, there is a way to know exactly what is or isn’t “swimming around” in the “pool of our bodies.”  So if I had the results of a test showing that—then I wouldn’t fear any “shark bites”—and would jump right in.
Ok….so you’ve probably already figured it out.  But here’s another clue.  It’s kind of like what actually saved your life.  Someone cared enough about you to suggest a routine test that women should have regularly after a certain age.  Because you listened to your friend—you caught something soon enough to have it treated.  So as painful as the treatment was—it saved your life.  This is like that.
Finally, let me tell you why this matters so much to me.  I REALLY don’t want to hurt anyone—especially not my wife—-or my extended family.  If it were only me—-I would take even bigger risks every day.  But truthfully—-I both love my wife and owe her a lot.  For one thing—I owe her my sobriety more than anyone else.  She has been a good and faithful wife to me.  She’s the mother of my children—and even raised my daughter by my first wife for the first two years of our marriage.  It’s not just that I don’t want to hurt her by having her catch me cheat on her—-I don’t want to expose her to anything that could potentially hurt her health—or kill her (and you or me).  
Ok….now this isn’t rocket science.  So you’ve figured it out.  If you would do that one thing for me—-I would be happy to pay for half of it.  I’ve researched it and a “full battery” covering all the bases doesn’t really cost that much.  It would just give me peace of mind—-which I won’t have without it—–no matter what is said.  Like when my wife says, “What’s the matter with you?  There are no sharks around here—you wimp!  Just come swimming!”  But I stay in the boat.
Enough of that.  I’m one of the few men you’ll probably ever meet that can find a way to say something by writing a whole chapter of a book—- that could have been asked in one, simple, direct sentence.  But I’m afraid to ask it……and here’s the reason why:
I DO want you to be the one…….because…..
I liked being with you and you were fun to talk to…..
You have a certain “honest sweetness” about you….a transparency that is unpretentious…..almost a little “naive”….but more like “willing to be vulnerable”…..
You are very eager to please……which is good……but leaves you open to being hurt easily…..but still makes you someone who a man can expect to be treated REALLY WELL by…..
Every act of affection (holding hands and rubbing and caressing them), teasing (sucking my fingers like you would my cock) and direct sex (omg—my balls have been literally aching all night and I’m not going to take care of it myself)………..ALL OF IT was initiated by you…..surprised me…..and I REALLY LIKED IT…….
You are a GREAT KISSER…..(I’m sorry…but when you told me you were before…I thought “That’s got to be b.s.—kissing is kissing—-why does she think she’s so good at it?)  But you really ARE…………I’m trying to describe it and it’s hard….I felt like I was being “hypnotized” and stimulated all at the same time.  I felt at ease and not uncomfortable—-but I was “off balance” and almost “blushing with excitement”—-like this was all some new experience (which it WAS)……
Then you deeply kissed me right in front of the restaurant…..and I liked it and didn’t even care it was right out in the open…..
And then when you groped and touched and kissed and hugged me in the parking lot……you touched my cock in a way that was in it’s most sensitive spot, and I’m thinking…..”She either got lucky with how she’s doing this….or she knows exactly what she’s doing”  (my guess is it was the latter and not the former)……
If you really like sex as much as it appeared you do….like how much you seemed to be enjoying it……that’s what I’m looking for….Part of me was thinking….”Is this an act–or does she really enjoy this this much?”  The way you gently started rubbing my chest—it was like you were hypnotizing me or something—–I wanted to be in bed with you someplace—but wouldn’t be able to figure out whether I wanted to fuck you for 3 hours—–or let you put me to sleep…..it was the weirdest feeling…..
Let me go on a little…..
I like your eyes…..
I like your hair—–and that it’s long—-I’m glad it’s not short—–
I know you’re not so sure about it—-but I’ve got a fantasy of you with your hair braided in a pony tail—–and you’re on the back of my bike in leather—-with your long braided hair in a pony tail is flying behind you as we SAFELY cruise along listening to music….
I like your hands—-and your nails are pretty the way you had them done…..
You tasted good……and I don’t know what it was—-but you left some scent on my beard after kissing me that I could keep smelling after….
It seemed a little “kinky”—but I couldn’t help smelling my fingers after touching you….and it was definitely “pussy juice” (or “Sassy Juice!”)—-but clean and sweet—-not “nasty”…….
So now I REALLY WANT YOU……but I need to know 100% first…..then I can really “jump in all the way”……
One last thing……..I can deal with however you want to define “polyamorous” in terms of any kind of “possessive jealousy” or “exclusive rights” issues that could come up.  After all—-I would be planning on having sex with two women on a regular basis—-my wife and you.  So do I expect to be “your only one”?  You asked me:  “Can I be the one?”  But that’s a different question than if you had asked: “Can you be the one?”  That assumes I would be the only one—-which you may not want—-and may need more.  So my point is—-it’s not about needing an exclusive relationship with you—-but about “who’s in the pool”—-and what are they bringing in there.  It’s about “plain safety”—-not “exclusive rights to someone.”
Ok……so you don’t have to try to answer in an email.  I almost didn’t want to try and do this this way.  I thought maybe we could meet again and talk about it.  But I’m afraid the next time we meet I’ll just forget everything above……and forgive me for saying this……and being so crude…..but just want to fuck your brains out for a whole day in every way possible.  (Sorry).
And the reason this is so long (other than that’s just the way I am anyhow)—-is that I already want you so badly for a lover I’m afraid of how you’re going to respond to this.  But there’s no way I can’t bring it up—-hope you understand.
Hoping for more groping,
Kris
P.S—I’m so nervous about how you’re going to respond to this I’m going to shut my computer off and wait until tomorrow to read your reply.  All that being said————I had a GREAT TIME WITH YOU TODAY————THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Best First Meet Ever

Friday, April 4, 2014 
Let’s talk about a new AM guy.  Another man from New Hampshire!  He is the 16th AM man I have met.  He says I am the fourth woman he’s met.  
It had been a month since I’d seen NH Man, with no plan in place to meet.  I was getting twitchy, watching bad p0rn, desperately needing to be touched.  I had not had any messages from AM in a while, when late on a Saturday afternoon, I got a lovely one from a nice, older man.  I had thought I was done with AM, but I felt compelled to reply.  So I looked over my first messages to other men, pulled a sentence from one and a paragraph from another, tossed in some stuff directly related to his message, and hit SEND on Saturday night.  
STATS:  Age 62, 5’10”, 190 pounds, from NH (about an hour away from me) 
Okay, so he’s older, shorter and skinnier than I think will like me… but he posted five great photos. And wrote such a great email.  Definitely worth a try!  
He made me wait until after lunch time on Monday to get an answer, but his second message was even better than the first!
Tuesday I gave him my Yahoo address and we switched to email there and starting chatting!  He was easy to talk with.  We talked for 2.5 hours Tuesday night.  And again Wednesday night.  He started pushing to meet.  I usually want to wait at least a week, as it tends to weed out the creeps.  But I had a feeling about him… So I said what about tomorrow night?  Friday lunch?  He picked Friday lunch and we settled the details.    
Thursday I got my hairs cut – it had gotten really long and frayed – I had not cut it since having it shaved for chemo!  3.5 years.  Now it is just below my shoulders. I also got my nails done!  Bright red – OPI “Thrill from Brazil” nail polish, for those into such things.

He texted me when he was headed my way.  Nice to be reassured that he was not going to flake out.

Kris: See u soon! 🙂 12:52 PM

Me: Looking forward to it! 12:52 PM
So here we are – Friday 2 pm.  PF Chang’s Restaurant at the mall!  
I wore a black jersey top with buttons all the way up the front, blue silk scarf, dark blue pants, lucky black bra, black undies, socks and clogs.  
I didn’t recognize him when I entered the restaurant.  He had lost a lot of weight since the photos he showed me.  He stood when he saw me, so I decided it must be him!  He had on a dress shirt, black undershirt, sweater vest, and khaki pants.  I hugged him and he kissed me briefly, then we settled in at the table, me sitting at a right angle next to him.  He’s cute, not as much like Santa as his photos.  He is bald on top, but has a mass of curly white longish hair all around, and a trimmed beard.  He has a wonderful smile and beautiful blue eyes that twinkle like he knows a great secret!  
He was drinking coffee and water when I arrived.  I ordered a strawberry cucumber lemonade and water to drink, then spicy green beans, hot & sour soup and dynamite shrimp.  He said he’s not into spicy food, so we couldn’t share.  He said even thinking about spicy food makes the top of his head sweat!  He ordered crab wontons and house fried rice, then added the grilled salmon when he was still hungry.  I ordered the banana spring rolls and we shared it for dessert. I got the feeling he was trying to prolong our time together.  
I was a hussy.  I held his hand.  I stroked his wrist with my thumb.  Then I went all in… sucked his finger as I would suck something else.  He had to stop mid-story.  Ha!  I felt like I had one chance to convince this man I would be fun and sexy and different, so I went for it!  
The 20-something waitress kept butting in.  Argh!  This always happens to me!  She chatted with him about his profession and told him about her schooling.  He was very nice to her.  I wanted to shoo her!  
I talked about my project and he told me about his work and his grown children.  He talked about being a recovering alcoholic – hitting rock bottom and coming back through AA many years ago.  He talked about his new motorcycle. He is a good storyteller.  
He paid for lunch.  He used a credit card, which I thought was a bad idea, but he said his wife doesn’t pay attention to anything financial.  He wanted to leave the receipt behind but the waitress chased after him and made him take it “so he could do the survey and get a free appetizer.”  Ugh.  I took it so he won’t get caught with it.  
I couldn’t keep my hands off him another second!  I don’t usually engage in public displays, but the moment we were outside the restaurant, I pulled him behind an ornamental tree, and snogged him on the sidewalk just outside the door!  The world disappeared as we hugged and kissed.  I was a total hussy in broad daylight!
I walked him down to his car in the underground garage.  He had parked in a bad spot – near where cars come in and stop to get their tickets…So lot of traffic, and stopped so they could look around.  It was getting late, so I said I’ll just give you a hug and go.  We leaned on his car and he hugged me.  We kissed and kissed.  He whispered that he had never understood about kissing before but wow!  I made it worth the time!  HA!  
The world disappeared… just me, him…I can’t believe I did that!  He pressed me against the side of the car.  I felt the muscles in his back. 
I told him we can’t do this here.  He agreed but kept going, kissing me, grinding against me. He tucked me inside his down jacket to provide some cover for our activities. ‎ I unbuttoned two buttons of his shirt and played with his nipple.‎ He moaned.  
People are walking by. Babies in strollers, couples, a gaggle of teenagers.‎ I put my hand in his front pocket and stroked him. Hard as a ROCK! He told me I could not do that! I said I know…but kept stroking him. I was so sassy!
I can’t believe I did that!  He said he wanted to touch me but he didn’t dare in the open.I asked what he wanted to touch? I thought he’d say my chest… but he surprised me.  He said “Your clitoris!”
‎I told him he couldn’t do that in the garage. That we could be alone some day soon. ‎ He nodded, closed his down coat closer around me, turned me a bit, and stuck his hand down my pants!
It was so hot but soooo crazy! ‎ It felt so good, I wanted to scream! ‎ I can’t believe he did that!‎ He MADE ME CUM!  In public!  In the garage!‎ I was standing in his arms, thinking my knees were going to crumble… shaking… squeaking in his ear…I never thought of myself as a “clit gal” but man oh man… this man knows what to do!  
I told him I really had to go… I didn’t want to but I was supposed to pick up Hubby and get to the project meeting.  I had lost all track of time. I had to go!‎ Hubby was texting. WHERE ARE YOU???  I was already 20 minutes late.  Oops!  So I kissed him once more and walked away.  Best first meet EVER!
He texted me on his way home.  HUGE reassurance that he is not going to go silent!

Kris: What’s that sweet smell on the fingers of my left hand right now? something i had for dessert maybe! 😉 5:02 PM
Me: Sassy juice! 5:04 PM
Kris: Yum….want more! gotta drive….later…..but you are a great “groper” and kisser….and drove me crazy the way u touched me…..”just sayin’ “…. 5:11 PM
Me: 🙂 5:29 PM


by

The night before

Thursday, April 3, 2014
·       Apr 03 10:45 PM Kris: Hi
·       Apr 03 10:46 PM Sassy: Hiya!
·       Apr 03 10:46 PM Sassy: I can’t stay up too late… I have a meet tomorrow.  : ) 
·       Apr 03 10:46 PM Kris: ok…how long….let’s set an end time…
·       Apr 03 10:47 PM Sassy: You excited? Nervous?
·       Apr 03 10:48 PM Kris: mostly excited….a little nervous but not too much….you’re very easy to talk to….so i expect it will be the same when we meet….except maybe a little nervous about “then what”?
·       Apr 03 10:48 PM Sassy: Midnight?
·       Apr 03 10:48 PM Kris: isn’t midnight too late for you?
·       Apr 03 10:49 PM Sassy: Is it okay if I hug you right off? Like meeting an old friend?
·       Apr 03 10:50 PM Kris: absolutely…and a light kiss on the cheek wouldn’t hurt either. : )
·       Apr 03 10:51 PM Sassy: Ok. I try to be very circumspect in public.
·       Apr 03 10:51 PM Sassy: If we see anyone I know, I am talking to you about donating to my projects.  : )
·       Apr 03 10:52 PM Sassy: Not very likely but good to have a story ready!
·       Apr 03 10:52 PM Kris: ok…..with the arrangement you have with your husband I kind of forgot you still have to be discreet…..and being in your “own backyard”…..is it generally safe and ok?
·       Apr 03 10:52 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 03 10:53 PM Kris: ok…I’m a prospective donor
·       Apr 03 10:54 PM Kris: how do you want to dress….did you read my email?
·       Apr 03 10:54 PM Sassy: I will have on my typical work outfit which also works for me to dash to the project meeting afterwards
·       Apr 03 10:55 PM Sassy: But be comfortable
·       Apr 03 10:55 PM Sassy: Doesn’t matter
·       Apr 03 10:55 PM Kris: ok
·       Apr 03 10:55 PM Sassy: My top buttons down the front
·       Apr 03 10:56 PM Sassy: or unbuttons, as the case may be
·       Apr 03 10:56 PM Kris: lol
·       Apr 03 10:56 PM Sassy: blue silk scarf
·       Apr 03 10:57 PM Sassy: Are you going to run into you know?
·       Apr 03 10:58 PM Kris: what do you mean?
·       Apr 03 10:58 PM Sassy: Would anyone you know show up at that place?
·       Apr 03 10:59 PM Kris: no…extremely unlikely…i don’t really know anyone there…except my first wife’s mother owns a condominium there…but the chances of running into her are highly unlikely. and any lie i make up on the spot would be fine in the rare event that might happen.
·       Apr 03 10:59 PM Kris: i won’t have anything to worry about that way
·       Apr 03 11:00 PM Sassy: Okay.
·       Apr 03 11:00 PM Kris: have u ever been with someone and run into someone u knew?
·       Apr 03 11:01 PM Sassy: No
·       Apr 03 11:02 PM Kris: i would think that would be a “tense moment” if it ever happened. hope it never does.
·       Apr 03 11:03 PM Kris: tell me how you got involved in the projects…and what it is you do exactly
·       Apr 03 11:04 PM Sassy: I will. Maybe tomorrow. Or the second time.
·       Apr 03 11:05 PM Sassy: Sorry to be cagey
·       Apr 03 11:05 PM Sassy: Just pretty easy to ID me from that and I like to stay anonymous awhile longer.
·       Apr 03 11:06 PM Kris: ok…no problem
·       Apr 03 11:06 PM Sassy: But thank you for asking!
·       Apr 03 11:07 PM Sassy: It’s tough because I’m used to blabbing about it to everyone all the time
·       Apr 03 11:07 PM Kris: it’s good that you have something that’s fun that your passionate about (besides sex—lol)
·       Apr 03 11:17 PM Kris: sounds like fun…do you have close friends as a result?
·       Apr 03 11:17 PM Sassy: Wouldn’t say that… but I do get to meet a lot of people
·       Apr 03 11:18 PM Sassy: And when I was sick they were incredible
·       Apr 03 11:18 PM Kris: that’s great….that they supported you…..how long were you sick for?
·       Apr 03 11:18 PM Sassy: About 9 months
·       Apr 03 11:19 PM Kris: you had chemo that whole time?
·       Apr 03 11:19 PM
Sassy: No. I had surgery, recovered for a month, then 14 weeks of chemo, then a month to recover, then radiation every damn weekday for 2.5 months. 
·       Apr 03 11:20 PM Sassy: Have you heard of an Advent calendar?
·       Apr 03 11:20 PM Kris: yes…i was raised catholic and my mother had one every year when i was a kid growing up
·       Apr 03 11:20 PM Sassy: My project peeps made me a “chemo calendar”
·       Apr 03 11:21 PM Sassy: So every week, I had a present to open
·       Apr 03 11:21 PM Sassy: and a different person to talk with
·       Apr 03 11:21 PM Sassy: And people had a little something tangible they could do for me
·       Apr 03 11:21 PM Kris: that’s so cool
·       Apr 03 11:21 PM Sassy: I never heard of it before
·       Apr 03 11:22 PM Sassy: They handed this huge box full of envelopes and said, “when you’ve opened these, you’ll be done”
·       Apr 03 11:22 PM Sassy: There were 38 envelopes there
·       Apr 03 11:22 PM Kris: wow!
·       Apr 03 11:23 PM Sassy: Poems, knitted hats, lotions, teas, books, restaurant gift cards
·       Apr 03 11:23 PM Kris: did u open them on the same day each week?
·       Apr 03 11:23 PM Sassy: Yes. the night before surgery, then every week before chemo, then every Wednesday night during radiation
·       Apr 03 11:24 PM Kris: what was your usual reaction…when you opened them
·       Apr 03 11:24 PM Sassy: It depended
·       Apr 03 11:24 PM Sassy: It was mostly bowled over…
·       Apr 03 11:25 PM Sassy: especially the hand-knitted cap the night before they shaved my head
·       Apr 03 11:25 PM Kris: what was special about that?
·       Apr 03 11:26 PM Sassy: It was the perfect thing I needed, hand made, beautiful and from someone I didn’t know very well
·       Apr 03 11:27 PM Kris: did having your head shaved make you feel sad, scared, depressed….how did you feel?
·       Apr 03 11:28 PM Sassy: It was AWFUL
·       Apr 03 11:28 PM Sassy: my hair was my mojo
·       Apr 03 11:28 PM Sassy: I had waist length dark hair
·       Apr 03 11:28 PM Kris: wow!
·       Apr 03 11:29 PM Sassy: I took to friends to MGH
·       Apr 03 11:29 PM Sassy: They made it as easy as possible
·       Apr 03 11:29 PM Sassy: and the woman cut it in stages, to show me options I could do as it grew
·       Apr 03 11:29 PM Sassy: Even a mohawk!
·       Apr 03 11:30 PM Sassy: I had a wonderful long wig. That helped a lot
·       Apr 03 11:30 PM Sassy: I thought it would just cover my head but it actually managed to fool most people
·       Apr 03 11:30 PM Kris: how does a wig like that stay on?
·       Apr 03 11:31 PM Sassy: It’s made of lace and elastic, then you can tape the back and front edges
·       Apr 03 11:31 PM Sassy: They fit it to your head
·       Apr 03 11:32 PM Kris: so the elastic kind of holds it in place…and the tape secures it more…
·       Apr 03 11:32 PM Sassy: Once you have any hair at all, it will stay without the tape
·       Apr 03 11:32 PM Sassy: only when you are completely skin that I needed tape
·       Apr 03 11:35 PM Sassy: I had not realized you lose all your hair. Everywhere.  Nose, face, arms, and “down there.” 
·       Apr 03 11:35 PM Kris: wow!  well not to make light of your very serious battle with cancer…but I can relate to not having hair (at least on top)…just means lots of women “rule me out”…oh well.
·       Apr 03 11:36 PM Kris: speaking of “hair”…can i ask you a personal question (i bet you can guess)….
·       Apr 03 11:36 PM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 03 11:36 PM Kris: what do u think i’m going to ask?
·       Apr 03 11:36 PM Sassy: Do I have hair down there
·       Apr 03 11:37 PM Kris: yup
·       Apr 03 11:37 PM Kris: well?
·       Apr 03 11:38 PM Sassy: Yes. It’s natural. It came back in rather sparse and soft
·       Apr 03 11:38 PM Sassy: You?
·       Apr 03 11:38 PM Kris: yes
·       Apr 03 11:38 PM Kris: i like natural
·       Apr 03 11:38 PM Kris: i didn’t realize until just recently that more people like clean shaved then natural these days
·       Apr 03 11:39 PM Kris: guess i’m just “old school”
·       Apr 03 11:39 PM Sassy: It’s all you see in p0rn
·       Apr 03 11:39 PM Sassy: that or “landing strips”
·       Apr 03 11:39 PM Sassy: I think it makes men look prepubescent
·       Apr 03 11:40 PM Sassy: I want hair I can play with it!
·       Apr 03 11:40 PM Kris: ok…well if you decide to play with me…you’ll have some….
·       Apr 03 11:40 PM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 03 11:41 PM Sassy: I enjoyed getting to know what bare feels like… very sensitive
·       Apr 03 11:41 PM Sassy: But not going to do it myself
·       Apr 03 11:42 PM Kris: interesting that you hair grew back different…was that everywhere…on your head too that it was different after?
·       Apr 03 11:42 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 03 11:42 PM Sassy: The chemo hair was all swirly curly
·       Apr 03 11:42 PM Sassy: and very soft
·       Apr 03 11:43 PM Sassy: I had been dying my hair for about 30 years…
·       Apr 03 11:43 PM Sassy: had no idea what it would look like
·       Apr 03 11:43 PM Kris: what’s your natural color?
·       Apr 03 11:43 PM Sassy: chestnut brown
·       Apr 03 11:43 PM Sassy: what was yours?
·       Apr 03 11:44 PM
Kris: “was”? LOL really hard!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 03 11:44 PM Kris: dark brown
·       Apr 03 11:44 PM Sassy: Mine came in silver.
·       Apr 03 11:45 PM Sassy: Quite a shock all at once
·       Apr 03 11:45 PM Kris: so you aged 20 years overnight?
·       Apr 03 11:45 PM Sassy: Hubby said the wig made me look 10 years younger
·       Apr 03 11:45 PM Sassy: then the new hair made me look 10 years older
·       Apr 03 11:46 PM Kris: so do you dye it now?
·       Apr 03 11:46 PM Sassy: no
·       Apr 03 11:46 PM Sassy: I had not been to a salon in 3.5 yrs when I went today
·       Apr 03 11:46 PM Sassy: I couldn’t dye it until the chemo hair grew out (it dyes green)
·       Apr 03 11:46 PM Sassy: and then I sort of forgot about it
·       Apr 03 11:47 PM Sassy: Can you grab a fistful of silver hair?
·       Apr 03 11:47 PM Kris: Sure! reminds me of a crude bumper sticker i saw a couple of times on some women’s cars….it said….
·       Apr 03 11:48 PM Kris: “If you’re going to ride my ass…at least you could pull my hair!” LOL
·       Apr 03 11:48 PM Sassy: Whoa!
·       Apr 03 11:48 PM Sassy: That’s Sassy!
·       Apr 03 11:49 PM
Kris: Speaking of which…how did you get your nickname (or did you already tell me?)
·       Apr 03 11:51 PM Sassy: My old flame wanted to know if I was the Same Sassy Girl he knew in high school?
·       Apr 03 11:51 PM Sassy: He started calling me Sassy or Sass…
·       Apr 03 11:52 PM Sassy: I needed a… sexy side
·       Apr 03 11:52 PM Sassy: a name for the devil on my left shoulder
·       Apr 03 11:52 PM Sassy: to argue with the angel on my shoulder
·       Apr 03 11:52 PM Sassy: Let me be sexy, sassy, shameless
·       Apr 03 11:53 PM
Kris: i get it…makes sense. so who calls you that now?
·       Apr 03 11:53 PM Sassy: Everyone online
·       Apr 03 11:53 PM Sassy: I like it. It frees me
·       Apr 03 11:53 PM Sassy: I can shed the demure lady and play!
·       Apr 03 11:54 PM Sassy: Do you have Good side and Bad side?
·       Apr 03 11:56 PM Kris: sort of…i think everyone does…i know what you mean when it comes to sex…but i didn’t have to wait so long as you to figure out how pleasurable it was. i started at 13
·       Apr 03 11:57 PM Sassy: I’m trying to unify them more
·       Apr 03 11:57 PM Sassy: I can’t believe what a doofus I was
·       Apr 04 12:00 AM Kris: sorry for the delay…keyboard on laptop doesn’t work right sometimes……i have something to say about your last statement….but it can wait…because in one minute we’re going to turn into pumpkins…
·       Apr 04 12:00 AM Kris: Midnight!
·       Apr 04 12:03 AMKris: i’ve got two reasons to be excited about tomorrow: 1) lunch with you, and 2) Harley being delivered. and both of those are “Bad me”…..cuz both have to be hidden from my wife…but I’m REALLY looking forward to lunch with you. going to say goodnight so you can get the rest you need.
·       Apr 04 12:04 AM Sassy: Thanks!
·       Apr 04 12:04 AM Sassy: Drive carefully.
·       Apr 04 12:04 AM Sassy: Look both ways crossing the street
·       Apr 04 12:05 AM Sassy: Don’t think of my chest… too much.
·       Apr 04 12:05 AM Kris: LOL….ok….try not to. : )
·       Apr 04 12:05 AM Sassy: Or my hands
·       Apr 04 12:05 AM Kris: did you get your nails done?
·       Apr 04 12:06 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 04 12:06 AM Kris: can i kiss them?
·       Apr 04 12:06 AM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 04 12:06 AM Sassy: Hope you like bright red!
·       Apr 04 12:06 AM Kris: sounds sexy!
·       Apr 04 12:06 AM Sassy: It makes me feel that way!
·       Apr 04 12:06 AM Kris: good!
·       Apr 04 12:07 AM Kris: nite nite…don’t let the bed bugs bite!
·       Apr 04 12:07 AM Sassy: sweet dreams Kris!
·       Apr 04 12:08 AM Kris: you too!….nite

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Looking forward to meeting

Thursday, April 3, 2014
From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Wednesday, April 2, 2014 8:56 AM
Subject: Hi!
Good morning hot stuff!  So great talking to you and learning more about you.  
Hope you have a wonderful Wednesday! 
-S
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From: Kris
To: Sassy 
Sent: Thursday, April 3, 2014 1:33 am
Re: Hi! 
Hi Sassy,
Didn’t open this until after we chatted tonight.  Thanks for the warm and friendly good morning though!  
Really looking forward to meeting with you on Friday.  Guess with your project commitment that night there won’t be “more” going on after lunch—but we’ll see how it goes and can always plan another time for “more”–if we both feel it.  
Can chat again tomorrow night (actually–it’s already Thursday early morning as I write this–so tonight–if you like).  Wish it could be a little earlier—but I have sessions until 6:30—go to the gym usually until it closes close to 10:00—so a little after 10:00 again…if you like…Kris

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From: Sassy
To: Kris
Sent: Thursday, April 3, 2014 1:15 PM
Re: Hi! 
Hiya Kris!  Hope you got some sunshine today – so glorious!  I actually got out of the office to get my hairs cut.  First time since chemo three years ago!  Want to look my best for you tomorrow. Wondering if I have time for a manicure… hmmm.  How do you feel about nail polish?  
It would be great to talk more if you feel up to it.  Ping me  and I’ll chime in.  
Mwah!
-S
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Thursday, April 3, 2014 2:26 PM
Re: Hi! 
Hi Sassie,
Nail polish is nice…whatever is “you”—with or without is fine.  The important thing is just be yourself.  Nothing wrong with asking what I like–but don’t work too hard at “pleasing me” (well–maybe with some other things….wink).  But since you asked– I think some of those “fancy designs” they do on women’s nails theses days–with the intricate, fine lines, tiny dots, etc.–sometimes using different colors for the nails and designs–is sexy.    
I’ve been stuck inside doing paperwork all day–but it’s nice to be able to at least look outside and see it sunny for a change.  
How do you want to dress tomorrow—“very casual” (for me that would mean jeans, casual shirt, maybe hoodie, black leather jacket—pretty much what i have on in photos), —or “dressy casual” (for me that means slacks, nice shirt, sweater, etc.–pretty much what i’m wearing in photo sitting in chair).  Or we could dress up. (Although I’ve lost so much weight in the past few months that the last time I tried on my suit I looked like a little kid trying on his father’s clothes–lol.  I’ve gone from a 42 to a 38 waist in less than 3 months—and that’s getting loose now.)  
ANYHOW…let me know which way you’d like to go….doesn’t matter to me.  P F Chang’s sounds nice–but I’m assuming people dress in all different ways who go there.  Hmmm….on second thought…what comes off easiest in the back seat of a car?  Or let’s me get at “important places” easily with my hand.  JUST KIDDING (sort of).

I’ll probably want to chat later—wish I could say it won’t be so late tonight.  But it might have to be around the same time—after 10:00.  Talk to you later….smile.
by

Second chat with Kris – Part 2 Setting up a meet

April 2, 2014 Wednesday (continued)

·       Apr 02 11:22 PM Sassy: What should I talk about?
·       Apr 02 11:22 PM Kris: what would you like to?
·       Apr 02 11:22 PM Sassy: Hmmm
·       Apr 02 11:23 PM Sassy: Are you barefoot?
·       Apr 02 11:23 PM Kris: no…have socks on…sitting on sofa with feet up on coffee table…
·       Apr 02 11:24 PM Kris: do you still have your work clothes on?
·       Apr 02 11:26 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 02 11:26 PM Sassy: Plunked down here at 6 PM and haven’t budged
·       Apr 02 11:26 PM Kris: where r u in your house…specifically?
·       Apr 02 11:27 PM Sassy: I have a desk in the living room
·       Apr 02 11:27 PM Kris: you’re sitting at it?
·       Apr 02 11:27 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 02 11:27 PM Sassy: on my laptop
·       Apr 02 11:27 PM Kris: is the chair comfortable you’re sitting in?
·       Apr 02 11:27 PM Sassy: I look out a glass wall – big patio doors, balcony
·       Apr 02 11:28 PM Sassy: 5 floors up…
·       Apr 02 11:28 PM Sassy: can see out all over
·       Apr 02 11:28 PM Kris: do u really live in the city?
·       Apr 02 11:28 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 02 11:28 PM Kris: do u like it there?
·       Apr 02 11:28 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 02 11:29 PM Kris: sorry if i’m assuming too much…but if we had sex where would we have it?
·       Apr 02 11:29 PM Sassy: Good question
·       Apr 02 11:30 PM Kris: a detail to think about later…not now?
·       Apr 02 11:30 PM Sassy: In my bed?
·        Apr 02 11:30 PM Sassy: In the kitchen?
·       Apr 02 11:30 PM Sassy: In a hotel?
·       Apr 02 11:30 PM Kris: how could we have sex in your bed…or kitchen?
·       Apr 02 11:31 PM Sassy: How big is your backseat?
·       Apr 02 11:31 PM Kris: way too small…i have a “manly bike” and a “girly car”
·       Apr 02 11:31 PM Sassy: Ha ha
·       Apr 02 11:32 PM Kris: i like your adventurous spirit
·       Apr 02 11:32 PM Sassy: I used to have a mini-van… so good for philandering!
·       Apr 02 11:32 PM Sassy: But it died last year
·       Apr 02 11:32 PM Kris: seriously…would it be possible to have sex at your house?
·       Apr 02 11:32 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 02 11:32 PM Kris: what about your husband?
·       Apr 02 11:33 PM Sassy: He goes out
·       Apr 02 11:33 PM Kris: wouldn’t you worry he might come home unexpectedly?
·       Apr 02 11:33 PM Sassy: No
·       Apr 02 11:33 PM Kris: why?
·       Apr 02 11:33 PM Sassy: Because I tell him… go away. I’ll text you when it’s safe to come back.
·       Apr 02 11:34 PM Kris: so he knows what you’re doing…just not with who?
·       Apr 02 11:34 PM Sassy: well not exactly what but generally what
·       Apr 02 11:34 PM Kris: he knows you’re with a man?
·       Apr 02 11:34 PM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 02 11:35 PM Kris: omg…hard for me to imagine…what keeps you married…money?
·       Apr 02 11:35 PM Sassy: We are good friends, make a good team…
·       Apr 02 11:35 PM Kris: you’re not hurt and angry that he rejected you sexaully?
·       Apr 02 11:36 PM Sassy: I would rather he not have… life would be so much simpler
·       Apr 02 11:36 PM Sassy: But what can he do?
·       Apr 02 11:36 PM Sassy: You can’t make someone be attracted to you
·       Apr 02 11:36 PM Sassy: I tried
·       Apr 02 11:37 PM Kris: how long have u been married?
·       Apr 02 11:37 PM Sassy: I was very surprised he would not help me…
·       Apr 02 11:37 PM Sassy: once I figured out what a man could do to get me off
·       Apr 02 11:37 PM Sassy: 17 yrs
·       Apr 02 11:37 PM Kris: sorry for interrupting…keep going
·       Apr 02 11:38 PM Sassy: But he can’t really function alone… he’s one of those creative types who the realities of life are beyond them
·       Apr 02 11:38 PM Sassy: Needs a keeper. And I volunteered to do it.
·       Apr 02 11:39 PM Kris: go back to what you were saying about surprised he would not help you…once you figured out what a man could do to get you off
·       Apr 02 11:43 PM Sassy: I asked him to help me wit his fingers or mouth…
·       Apr 02 11:44 PM Kris: on your clit?
·       Apr 02 11:44 PM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 02 11:44 PM Kris: that’s one of the first things my first wife taught me how to do…and exactly how…
·       Apr 02 11:45 PM Kris: sorry…why didn’t your husband want to do it?
·       Apr 02 11:45 PM Sassy: Do you like it or just do it to please a woman who likes it?
·       Apr 02 11:45 PM Kris: both
·       Apr 02 11:45 PM Sassy: Not clear why
·       Apr 02 11:45 PM Kris: so you asked him to?
·       Apr 02 11:46 PM Sassy: After I got back from visiting old flame
·       Apr 02 11:46 PM Sassy: I resolved to focus on Hubby, show him what I’d learned, thought he might renew his interest
·       Apr 02 11:47 PM Kris: do u remember his exact reaction…what he said?
·       Apr 02 11:48 PM Kris: does it bother you to talk about this…we don’t have to…i just find it helps me know the “real you”…so i can “get inside you” in more ways than one…sex works that way for me…
·       Apr 02 11:49 PM Sassy: Hmmm
·       Apr 02 11:49 PM Sassy: Can’t recall exactly
·       Apr 02 11:49 PM Kris: he just didn’t seem interested… and you were…what? hurt? angry? disappointed? all the above?
·       Apr 02 11:50 PM Sassy: After 10 yrs of nothing, not surprised. Sad.
·       Apr 02 11:50 PM Kris: so you had sex for how many years…before you stopped?
·       Apr 02 11:51 PM Sassy: we met online
·       Apr 02 11:51 PM Sassy: he moved here about a year later
·       Apr 02 11:52 PM Sassy: we married the following year
·       Apr 02 11:52 PM Sassy: He stopped wanting me about three years later
·       Apr 02 11:52 PM Sassy: So about 5 yrs of sex, now and then
·       Apr 02 11:53 PM Sassy: He had gained a lot of weight, made it tough
·       Apr 02 11:53 PM Kris: he came when you had sex…but you never did…that’s hard for me to imagine…although i had a “one night stand” once with a woman who came with me and said that was her first orgasm…i wasn’t sure if i believed her…but i think she was telling the truth…
·       Apr 02 11:54 PM Kris: how did his weight make it hard?
·       Apr 02 11:54 PM Sassy: He got above 500 lbs
·       Apr 02 11:54 PM Kris: wow…that’s big
·       Apr 02 11:54 PM Sassy: then had bariatric surgery, got down to 268
·       Apr 02 11:55 PM Sassy: I thought we’d start again then
·       Apr 02 11:55 PM Kris: is that the surgery where they cut out part of your stomach?
·       Apr 02 11:56 PM Sassy: He had the ruen-Y procedure where they tie off part of the stomach and reconnect things into the small intestine
·       Apr 02 11:56 PM Sassy: So you can’t eat as much, there is malabsorption etc
·       Apr 02 11:57 PM Sassy: It saved his life
·       Apr 02 11:57 PM Kris: so when he got down to 268 did you directly do anything to try and ask him to have sex with you again?
·       Apr 03 12:00 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 03 12:00 AM Sassy: I’ve tried everything
·       Apr 03 12:00 AM Sassy: lingerie, p0rn, erotica, back rubs
·       Apr 03 12:00 AM Sassy: overnights away
·       Apr 03 12:01 AM Kris: so if nothing was working…but you’re all horny because you’ve discovered how pleasurable sex is…what did you do before starting affairs/trysts with other men?
·       Apr 03 12:02 AM Sassy: Lots of cybersex with old flame
·       Apr 03 12:02 AM Sassy: wrote a lot of erotica
·       Apr 03 12:02 AM Kris: video cam?
·       Apr 03 12:02 AM Sassy: no. tried it once… eh
·       Apr 03 12:03 AM Kris: eh…meaning…didn’t like it?
·       Apr 03 12:03 AM Sassy: had tech issues – kept cutting out
·       Apr 03 12:03 AM Sassy: felt odd… performing…
·       Apr 03 12:03 AM Kris: with old flame?
·       Apr 03 12:03 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 03 12:03 AM Kris: so just did what…chatted?…emailed?
·       Apr 03 12:04 AM Sassy: chatted, phone
·       Apr 03 12:04 AM Sassy: shared porn
·       Apr 03 12:04 AM Kris: was the old flame the military man?
·       Apr 03 12:04 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 03 12:04 AM Kris: how did you share porn?
·       Apr 03 12:04 AM Sassy: I’d email him links and we’d watch it together
·       Apr 03 12:04 AM Kris: did you masturbate?
·       Apr 03 12:05 AM Sassy: sometimes
·       Apr 03 12:05 AM Kris: did you use your fingers or a toy or vibrator?
·       Apr 03 12:05 AM Sassy: my hand
·       Apr 03 12:05 AM Sassy: haven’t used the toys
·       Apr 03 12:06 AM Kris: what toys do you have?
·       Apr 03 12:06 AM Sassy: hoping you will help me break them in
·       Apr 03 12:06 AM Kris: i would LOVE to…
·       Apr 03 12:06 AM Sassy: I have a stunt cock – this massive 9 in thing
·       Apr 03 12:06 AM Sassy: and a 4 other smaller ones
·       Apr 03 12:07 AM Kris: smaller “stunt cocks”?
·       Apr 03 12:07 AM Sassy: no… a bullet like thing and a couple of tubular thing
·       Apr 03 12:07 AM Kris: like a “dildo”
·       Apr 03 12:07 AM Sassy: and a rabbit keychain
·       Apr 03 12:08 AM Kris: i know what a rabbit is…but what’s a rabbit keychain?
·       Apr 03 12:08 AM Sassy: it’s like the rabbit only little with a metal loop for keys
·       Apr 03 12:08 AM Sassy: silly
·       Apr 03 12:08 AM Kris: do you have a rabbit?
·       Apr 03 12:08 AM Sassy: no
·       Apr 03 12:09 AM Sassy: I think if I were doing it again, I’d get a rabbit and one of those hitachi wand things. Or a Lelo
·       Apr 03 12:09 AM Kris: don’t know what any of those are…other than rabbit
·       Apr 03 12:11 AM
Sassy: Lelo link http://www.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=femme-homme&groupName=GIGI-2

·       Apr 03 12:11 AM Kris: lol…i’ll check it out later…you’re funny!…but thanks…
·       Apr 03 12:12 AM Kris: do you think you’d actually find it fun to try some of those things?
·       Apr 03 12:12 AM Sassy: the wand is that big massager thing you can buy at any pharmacy
·       Apr 03 12:12 AM Sassy: I think so, with the right guy
·       Apr 03 12:12 AM Sassy: Have you played with them?
·       Apr 03 12:13 AM Kris: no…but i think it would be fun to try them out
·       Apr 03 12:13 AM Sassy: Yeah.
·       Apr 03 12:14 AM Sassy: Was thinking to put it between us maybe
·       Apr 03 12:14 AM Sassy: But I am mostly clueless
·       Apr 03 12:15 AM Kris: me too…so what we’d need to do is just get to a point where we were just comfortable playing and learning and finding out what worked and what didn’t…just “being comfortable” and “not too worried about it all” helps…
·       Apr 03 12:15 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 03 12:15 AM Sassy: try… talk about it…yes? No? higher? etc.
·       Apr 03 12:16 AM Sassy: try different ones… compare and contrast. Heh
·       Apr 03 12:16 AM Kris: right…
·       Apr 03 12:16 AM Sassy: You want them inside you?
·       Apr 03 12:16 AM Sassy: Find that p-spot?
·       Apr 03 12:16 AM Kris: not sure…never done that…yet
·       Apr 03 12:17 AM Sassy: I tried it once with my finger
·       Apr 03 12:17 AM Kris: how did it feel?
·       Apr 03 12:17 AM Sassy: while I was sucking on someone… reached lower
·       Apr 03 12:17 AM Sassy: pressed a finger inside him at the same pace
·       Apr 03 12:18 AM Kris: i could imagine that could feel good…just never did it
·       Apr 03 12:18 AM Sassy: Got to hear those immortal word
·       Apr 03 12:18 AM Sassy: “I’ve never cum so hard in my life”
·       Apr 03 12:18 AM Sassy:  : ) 
·       Apr 03 12:18 AM Kris: that’s what the guy said?
·       Apr 03 12:18 AM Sassy: yes
·       Apr 03 12:19 AM Sassy: I had read about it… he let me try
·       Apr 03 12:20 AM Kris: ok…so now i’ve got a hard on…and when we’re finished chatting if i go look at my cock there will be a small flow of seminal fluid…and i don’t want to rush you…but I hope i get to fuck more than words on a screen someday…and not 3 months from now…
·       Apr 03 12:20 AM Sassy: I hear you
·       Apr 03 12:20 AM Sassy: I wonder if you will…
·       Apr 03 12:20 AM Kris: will what?
·       Apr 03 12:21 AM Sassy: Want me
·       Apr 03 12:21 AM Kris: why wouldn’t i?
·       Apr 03 12:21 AM Sassy: You haven’t wanted the others
·       Apr 03 12:21 AM Kris: i forget what i told you…remind me
·       Apr 03 12:21 AM Sassy: heh
·       Apr 03 12:22 AM Kris: what did i tell you…about not wanting others?
·       Apr 03 12:22 AM Sassy: You said you’ve been on AM  6 mos, met 3 women, no sex
·       Apr 03 12:22 AM Sassy: Makes me wonder if you’re a chaser
·       Apr 03 12:23 AM Kris: i would have had sex with 2 out of 3 of them…only 1 wanted me…the other 2 broke it off…not me…what’s a “chaser”?
·       Apr 03 12:23 AM Sassy: guys who get off on the chase but don’t close the deal
·       Apr 03 12:23 AM Sassy: due to guilt or whatever
·       Apr 03 12:24 AM Kris: well…there’s a quick and easy way to find out…
·       Apr 03 12:24 AM Sassy: life is so odd… you want 2 but they don’t, 1 wants you but you don’t?
·       Apr 03 12:25 AM Kris: ok…be a little patient…i’ll explain…but try not to “go on” too much…
·       Apr 03 12:25 AM Sassy: You don’t have to now… it’s okay
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·       Apr 03 12:25 AM Sassy: So meeting
·       Apr 03 12:25 AM Sassy: How do you see that?
·       Apr 03 12:25 AM Sassy: Weekday?  Weekend? Best time?
·       Apr 03 12:26 AM Kris: first…what is the meeting for?
·       Apr 03 12:26 AM Sassy: to see if there’s chemistry?
·       Apr 03 12:27 AM Sassy: a meal… talking… then if we want… steam up the windows of my car?
·       Apr 03 12:28 AM Kris: ok…the meal…talking…and if we want sex right then and there fine…but rather be in a bed someplace…at least for the first time.
·       Apr 03 12:28 AM Sassy: maybe say… not sex first time… kissing… touching…
·       Apr 03 12:28 AM Sassy: plan another meet soon?
·       Apr 03 12:30 AM Kris: Ok…a meal…lots of talking…and if we feel like kissing/touching maybe…but i have to admit something about kissing and touching…
·       Apr 03 12:30 AM Sassy: Yes?
·       Apr 03 12:31 AM Kris: i’m not very good at being “romantic” with things like kissing and touching that doesn’t lead to…or is just part of…sex all the way…
·       Apr 03 12:31 AM Kris: i can try to learn…but it’s just never been a big part of how i show affection…except playful hugging or very light kissing…
·        Apr 03 12:32 AM Kris: but when i’m having sex i love deep kissing
·       Apr 03 12:32 AM Sassy: what if the woman is a very good kisser? Like… better than anyone you’ve been with?
·       Apr 03 12:33 AM Kris: then i’ll want to fuck your brains out
·       Apr 03 12:33 AM Sassy: So were you thinking a meal and if that works… a hotel?
·       Apr 03 12:34 AM Kris: no…i was thinking a meal…and a big tease of anticipation…planning a hotel on the next meeting…if the chemistry is there on the first…but if you grab me and kiss me…that can be part of the tease…
·       Apr 03 12:35 AM Sassy: mmm
·       Apr 03 12:35 AM Kris: or maybe i’ll change my mind…after you give me that kiss like i’ve never had before…but i think if I have to wait for the second meeting that would be fun…and it wouldn’t have to be a long wait…just a second time…
·       Apr 03 12:36 AM Kris: what r u thinking…doesn’t have to be what i’m thinking…what do u what to do?
·       Apr 03 12:37 AM Sassy: Thinking
·       Apr 03 12:38 AM Sassy: I think we’re mostly thinking the same
·       Apr 03 12:38 AM Sassy: Worth a look
·       Apr 03 12:38 AM Sassy: talking
·       Apr 03 12:39 AM Kris: and?
·       Apr 03 12:39 AM Sassy: you’ll tell me if you want more
·       Apr 03 12:40 AM Kris: and if i do…you’re ready to go?
·       Apr 03 12:40 AM Sassy: If I feel it too
·       Apr 03 12:40 AM Kris: GOOD ANSWER!!!!!
·       Apr 03 12:41 AM Kris: ok…back to when/where, etc.
·       Apr 03 12:41 AM  Sassy: : )
·       Apr 03 12:44 AM Kris: you work 9 to what?…M-F?
·       Apr 03 12:44 AM Sassy: Yes. tomorrow night? Friday lunch? Monday?
·       Apr 03 12:45 AM Sassy: Thursday lunch?
·       Apr 03 12:46 AM Kris: I could do tomorrow night…a little later…but wouldn’t be able to do more than eat and talk…which would be ok…then we could do more if we felt it… on Friday…
·       Apr 03 12:47 AM Kris: or lunch on Friday with more time left for…maybe we’ll want to do more than talk…but i don’t want that experience “rushed”…especially the first time…
·       Apr 03 12:48 AM Sassy: I am off work Friday
·       Apr 03 12:48 AM Sassy: And Monday
·       Apr 03 12:49 AM Kris: i’m off Friday…just have to take delivery of my new bike at noon at the storage shed i’m hiding it from my wife in…could be an exciting day of “hiding things”…on Friday…
·       Apr 03 12:50 AM Sassy: Do you know this area at all?
·       Apr 03 12:51 AM Kris: generally…but i have a GPS in my car so if i have an address i’d be fine…
·        Apr 03 12:51 AM Kris: what restaurant do you like?
·       Apr 03 12:51 AM Sassy: When are we talking now?
·       Apr 03 12:51 AM Kris: 1:30-2:00
·       Apr 03 12:52 AM Sassy: Friday?
·       Apr 03 12:52 AM Kris: yes…but now that i think of it…better make it 2:00
·       Apr 03 12:53 AM Sassy: Okay
·       Apr 03 12:53 AM Kris: where…you choose a restaurant you really like…
·       Apr 03 12:55 AM Sassy: Could you deal with PF Chang’s?
·       Apr 03 12:55 AM Sassy: There’s one in the mall
·       Apr 03 12:55 AM Sassy: So easy parking underground
·       Apr 03 12:56 AM Kris: i assume it’s chinese food?
·       Apr 03 12:56 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 03 12:56 AM Kris: sounds good…sure…do you have an address…or i can just google it
·       Apr 03 12:57 AM Sassy: [detailed instructions]
·       Apr 03 1:01 AM Kris: i just googled it…i’ll find it…
·       Apr 03 1:01 AM Sassy: Let me give you a Sassy phone number
·       Apr 03 1:01 AM Sassy: in case
·       Apr 03 1:01 AM Kris: k
·       Apr 03 1:01 AM
Kris: here’s mine: [xxx-xxx-xxxx]
·       Apr 03 1:02 AM Sassy: [xxx-xxx-xxxx]
·       Apr 03 1:02 AM Kris: thanks!
·       Apr 03 1:02 AM Sassy: That’s a google voice number
·       Apr 03 1:02 AM Sassy: It will ask your name the first time you call
·       Apr 03 1:02 AM Sassy: then ask me to approve answering
·       Apr 03 1:02 AM Sassy: so connection takes a few seconds
·       Apr 03 1:03 AM Kris: k
·       Apr 03 1:03 AM Sassy: I think it shows are a CA number
·       Apr 03 1:04 AM Kris: k…but all i need to do is give my name…and wait…
·       Apr 03 1:04 AM Sassy: right
·       Apr 03 1:04 AM Sassy: can you test it now or no?
·       Apr 03 1:05 AM Kris: yes…doing it right now…can’t wait to hear your voice!  

 He called me and we talked for a few minutes.  He’s nice.  And he has a great voice.  🙂