Saturday, August 16, 2014
I finally got a couple texts and a late-night email. He was in rare form, dropping bombshells.
11:30 PM TEXT from Kris
Divorce imminent…dating other women…but no sex with them. telling u cuz not ready to let u go. u know me in ways no one else does. that’s a kind of intimacy I can’t easily let go of. could u be my intimate friend with no sex?
11:46 PM TEXT from Kris
If u say yes…u will stay my friend. then I should meet your sister so you won’t be sad that I didn’t. I want to hear how u explain our “new relationship” to her… (assuming u let us have one…unless it would be too hard…..since Sassy can hardly resist Kris Kringle. 😉
Sent: August 17, 2014 1:48 AM
Subject: re: Weekend times
Sent you a text asking you if we could have a unique, intimate, non-sexual relationship. May be too much for Sassy to resist Mr. Studly Kris….but you are in a unique position. Literally no one in the world knows the “real me”–the good, bad, and ugly like you do. Here’s an ironic fact…I could hardly get laid to save my life on AM. But I have Christian women beating down my door who are looking for husbands. I have dates with several of them lined up. So now I can “cheat” on them with you…AND NOT EVEN HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!! Now tell me why I shouldn’t be officially crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could not think of how to respond. I don’t know what he is really offering or if I want it, and I am certainly not going to answer electronically. So I decided to sleep on it. I focused on getting him here to talk in person.