Planning A Sexy Lunch

Saturday, April 12, 2014

·       Apr 12 11:05 PM Kris: Hi!…You are awesome….you made my day….twice in the last hour…..
·       Apr 12 11:06 PM Sassy: How’d I do that??
·       Apr 12 11:06 PM Kris: first by texting me to ask me if i wanted to chat.
·       Apr 12 11:06 PM Kris: i was feeling sorry for myself….
·       Apr 12 11:06 PM Kris: i was ready to go sulk in a corner for the rest of the night
·       Apr 12 11:06 PM Kris: then you texted me…
·       Apr 12 11:07 PM Kris: it cheered me up completely…
·       Apr 12 11:07 PM Kris: it made me happy…
·       Apr 12 11:07 PM Kris: it gave me something to look forward to…
·       Apr 12 11:07 PM Kris: #2…
·       Apr 12 11:07 PM Kris: i just read your email…
·       Apr 12 11:07 PM Kris: you are SO nice…are you real?
·       Apr 12 11:08 PM Kris: ok…your turn
·       Apr 12 11:08 PM Sassy: Hiya Kris
·       Apr 12 11:08 PM Sassy: You are my treat at the end of a crappy day!
·       Apr 12 11:09 PM Kris: well…glad to hear i’m a treat. how was it crappy…what happened?
·       Apr 12 11:09 PM Sassy: eh… Mom waited til the last minute to go to H&R Block, and then she was missing SEVEN different documents
·       Apr 12 11:10 PM Sassy: So rather than go do the project stuff I was supposed to do… I had to go back to her house and sort through piles and… bleh.
·       Apr 12 11:11 PM Sassy: This too shall pass but man…
·       Apr 12 11:12 PM Kris: ok…what would you like to talk about?
·       Apr 12 11:13 PM Sassy: Sucking on you?
·       Apr 12 11:13 PM Kris: ok….lol…..and?
·       Apr 12 11:13 PM Sassy: Deep fierce kissing?
·       Apr 12 11:14 PM Kris: more…..
·       Apr 12 11:14 PM Kris: describe deep fierce kissing

·       Apr 12 11:15 PM Sassy: you hold my face with your hands
·       Apr 12 11:15 PM Sassy: press your lips to mine
·       Apr 12 11:15 PM Sassy: ask for entry with your tongue
·       Apr 12 11:15 PM Sassy: check out my dental work
·       Apr 12 11:15 PM Kris: lol
·       Apr 12 11:15 PM Sassy: nibble my lip
·       Apr 12 11:15 PM Sassy: then ravage me
·       Apr 12 11:16 PM Kris: ravage as in?
·       Apr 12 11:16 PM Sassy: passionate kisses
·       Apr 12 11:16 PM Sassy: maybe some undresing
·       Apr 12 11:16 PM Sassy: a viewing of my famous cleavage?
·       Apr 12 11:17 PM Kris: when/where is this happening…in “theory”…
·       Apr 12 11:17 PM Kris: for the sake of this fantasizing…
·       Apr 12 11:17 PM Sassy: hmmm…
·       Apr 12 11:17 PM Kris: thinking?
·       Apr 12 11:18 PM Sassy: yup
·       Apr 12 11:18 PM Kris: k…pick a good place
·       Apr 12 11:19 PM Sassy: in my car (in reality)
·       Apr 12 11:19 PM Sassy: in a hotel room (in a fantasy)
·       Apr 12 11:19 PM Kris: explain why one is reality and one is fantasy
·       Apr 12 11:20 PM Sassy: one is free and can happen easily and I don’t have my STD results yet
·       Apr 12 11:20 PM Sassy: The other can be reality SOOON
·       Apr 12 11:20 PM Sassy: If I am not typhoid Mary
·       Apr 12 11:21 PM Kris: omg…you’re serious…we’re actually going to have sex…i almost can’t believe it…
·       Apr 12 11:21 PM Kris: think maybe your car tomorrow?
·       Apr 12 11:21 PM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 12 11:21 PM Kris: omg…i can hardly wait…
·       Apr 12 11:22 PM Kris: to answer you question about lunch…anything but mexican…or spicy food in general…other than that…anything’s fine…have anything in mind?
·       Apr 12 11:23 PM Sassy: What time are you thinking?
·       Apr 12 11:24 PM Kris: any time from noon on…what works for you?
·       Apr 12 11:25 PM Sassy: noon is fine
Apr 12 11:25 PM Kris: k…where?
·       Apr 12 11:26 PM Sassy: I’m looking at the map…
·       Apr 12 11:26 PM Kris: k
·       Apr 12 11:27 PM Kris: going to get a drink…b right back…
·       Apr 12 11:34 PM Kris: back!…find a place?
·       Apr 12 11:34 PM Sassy: I’m thinking of the Ninety-Nine at 194 Cambridge Rd, Woburn
·       Apr 12 11:34 PM Sassy: All-American
·       Apr 12 11:34 PM Sassy: If you can deal with a chain
·       Apr 12 11:35 PM Kris: that’s fine…know it pretty well…have decent food…sounds good
·       Apr 12 11:35 PM Sassy: should be less than an hour from you, won’t have to come down into the city
·       Apr 12 11:35 PM Kris: thanks…for being thoughtful…you’re just so NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 12 11:36 PM Kris: and naughty…
·       Apr 12 11:36 PM Sassy: If you know anywhere better, along Rte 93 up that way, say so
·       Apr 12 11:36 PM Sassy: It’s about 2 mi off the hwy
·       Apr 12 11:36 PM Sassy: But not too many turns
·       Apr 12 11:36 PM Kris: that’s fine…see you there at noon…let’s go back to the “other stuff”…
·       Apr 12 11:36 PM Sassy:  : )
·       Apr 12 11:36 PM Sassy: Wow… about 12 hours and whee!
·       Apr 12 11:37 PM Kris: right!
·       Apr 12 11:37 PM Kris: how long do we have again?
·       Apr 12 11:38 PM Sassy: We’ll see
·       Apr 12 11:38 PM Sassy: I’m supposed to be at a meeting at 5 PM
·       Apr 12 11:38 PM Sassy: But I have to write the report
·       Apr 12 11:38 PM Sassy: I’ve done all I can… am waiting on numbers from others
·       Apr 12 11:39 PM Sassy: Might have to bug out and scoot home to write it
·       Apr 12 11:39 PM Sassy: How long do you have?
·       Apr 12 11:40 PM Kris: let’s see…working out can take a couple of hours (provided she doesn’t try to go at the same time)…then i’ll shop at home depot…i can make excuses for tomorrow for a good 4-5 hours…
·       Apr 12 11:41 PM Sassy: Wow
·       Apr 12 11:42 PM Sassy: Text me when you’re headed that way and I’ll take off too
·       Apr 12 11:42 PM Sassy: Yay!
 Apr 12 11:43 PM Kris: k…should be leaving home around 11 whoopee!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 12 11:43 PM Kris: i’m gonna be more casual…jeans…
·       Apr 12 11:43 PM Sassy: Cool
·       Apr 12 11:43 PM Sassy: Me too
·       Apr 12 11:44 PM Sassy: With a buttons shirt
·       Apr 12 11:45 PM Sassy: That you can unbutton!
·       Apr 12 11:45 PM Sassy: I’m going to park in the private-est spot I can find.
·       Apr 12 11:45 PM Kris: i was “dressed to kill” today…the leather I got is so cool…you’ll love the chaps…my jeans are all that stick out of the front…almost a little embarrassing…almost looks like my cock is hard…but it’s just the jeans bunched up…but now i can’t wear that except i’ll probably wear my jacket.
·       Apr 12 11:45 PM Kris: i can’t wait to unbutton you and play!
·       Apr 12 11:46 PM Sassy: I have a big chest…
·       Apr 12 11:46 PM Kris: i can’t wait!
·       Apr 12 11:47 PM Kris: random question…about the “pics you ordered”…
·       Apr 12 11:47 PM Sassy: ok
·       Apr 12 11:47 PM Kris: i understand the “erect cock” pic…standard fare…but…
·       Apr 12 11:48 PM Kris: the feet in particular intrigued me…and
·       Apr 12 11:48 PM Kris: then the chest and shoulders (i think that’s what you said)…
·       Apr 12 11:48 PM Kris: what is it about those particular parts?
·       Apr 12 11:48 PM Sassy: I like to ask for something non-standard
·       Apr 12 11:49 PM Sassy: I’m a sucker for shoulders
·       Apr 12 11:49 PM Sassy: and the toes are just silly fun
·       Apr 12 11:49 PM Sassy: and easy to shoot
·       Apr 12 11:49 PM Kris: oh…i thought maybe you had a “foot fetish” or something…lol
·       Apr 12 11:49 PM Sassy: I knew you were thinking that.
·       Apr 12 11:49 PM Kris: how?
·       Apr 12 11:50 PM Sassy: I don’t find them sexual but often rubbing a man’s feet, listening to him… can be very comforting…
·       Apr 12 11:50 PM Sassy: to both of us
·       Apr 12 11:50 PM Kris: can i tell you a little story about how one of the women i had an affair with many years ago made me feel good that way?
·       Apr 12 11:51 PM Sassy: Sure
·       Apr 12 11:51 PM Kris: ok…it was the pretty “coke whore”…(sorry…but she really was…even though I didn’t provide her with any…she was mainly my “drinking buddy”…so anyhow…
·       Apr 12 11:52 PM Kris: one night we were on my bed in my little studio apartment…
 Apr 12 11:52 PM Kris: i was separated from my wife for the second time…
·       Apr 12 11:52 PM Kris: and i used to have discolored toe nails…
·       Apr 12 11:52 PM Kris: from a fungus (yucky word)…
·       Apr 12 11:53 PM Kris: so I’m laying on the bed with her and she’s sitting at the foot of the bed and i’ve got bare feet…
·       Apr 12 11:53 PM Sassy: bare other stuff or just feet?
·       Apr 12 11:53 PM Kris: and my wife has continually made fun of them…so …just bare feet…clothed…
·       Apr 12 11:53 PM Kris: so she starts to rub my feet…
·       Apr 12 11:54 PM Kris: and i get self-conscious and say…you may not want to do that…they’re not very good looking…
·       Apr 12 11:54 PM Kris: and she looks at my feet and starts rubbing them more…really nicely and soothing and a little sexy…and says…”there’s nothing wrong with your feet…i like them..” and keeps rubbing them..
·       Apr 12 11:55 PM Kris: and it made me feel like “she’s just accepting me and i’m ok…
·       Apr 12 11:55 PM Kris: and it wasn’t a big sexual thiing…
·       Apr 12 11:55 PM Kris: but it made me feel good…
·       Apr 12 11:55 PM Kris: that’s it…not too “hot”…but I remember it…and it does have something to do with you and me…
·       Apr 12 11:56 PM Kris: your turn
·       Apr 12 11:57 PM Sassy: A long time into knowing my old flame, he began to complain to me about his wife
·       Apr 12 11:57 PM Sassy: And I thought it was great that he was finally being real with me… sharing whatever was on his mind
·       Apr 12 11:58 PM Sassy: He was talking about how he drives four hours home from work on a Friday (he was a geographic bachelor during the week, then went home weekends)
·       Apr 12 11:58 PM Sassy: And all he wanted was a welcome home… a drink, a few snacks and someone to rub his feet and chill out
·       Apr 12 11:59 PM Sassy: And how she would just not be there (out shopping) or be “busy” reading or whatever
·       Apr 12 11:59 PM Sassy: He’d have to come home, make dinner, clean up the mess from a week in the kitchen
·       Apr 12 11:59 PM Sassy: So I stored that away
·       Apr 13 12:00 AMSassy: And the next time I saw him, I brought a bag of snacks and drinks to the hotel
·       Apr 13 12:00 AM Sassy: And when he got in from his day at a conference, I had a little platter of olives, crackers, cheese etc.
·       Apr 13 12:01 AM Sassy: And I sat him down in the chair and pulled his feet up into my lap
·       Apr 13 12:01 AM Sassy: and took off his shoes and socks
·       Apr 13 12:01 AM Sassy: and rubbed his feet and was quiet
·       Apr 13 12:01 AM Sassy: while he snacked
·       Apr 13 12:01 AM Sassy: and then listened when he was ready to talk
·       Apr 13 12:01 AM Sassy: He was astonished that I remembered
·       Apr 13 12:01 AM Sassy: and that I brought stuff and had it ready for him
·       Apr 13 12:02 AM Sassy: and then let him chill
·       Apr 13 12:02 AM Sassy: He was like a dog that someone had kicked for a long time
·       Apr 13 12:02 AM Sassy: and he couldn’t believe a woman would pet him and let him sit awhile
·       Apr 13 12:03 AM Sassy: Not jump him, not drag him to dinner right away but do what he had longed for
·       Apr 13 12:03 AM Sassy: So I learned a lot of lessons from that
·       Apr 13 12:04 AM Kris: it’s kind of amazing…when you think of how short we’ve actually known each other…but nothing you’ve just said surprises me at all…it’s completely in character with who I think you are…
·       Apr 13 12:05 AM Kris: i know you’re listening carefully
·       Apr 13 12:05 AM Kris: i know you’re storing little things away…
·       Apr 13 12:05 AM Kris: i don’t know how much i’ve given you to use yet…
·       Apr 13 12:05 AM Kris: but i know you’ll use whatever i give you…
·       Apr 13 12:05 AM Kris: i want to do the same for you…
·       Apr 13 12:06 AMKris: so you need to tell me…what do YOU want/need most?
·       Apr 13 12:06 AM Kris: your turn again
·       Apr 13 12:06 AM Sassy: Talking and listening is crucial.
·       Apr 13 12:07 AM Sassy: It takes this from a Wham bam thing to a higher level
·       Apr 13 12:07 AM Kris: how am i doing…be honest
·       Apr 13 12:07 AM Sassy: Very well!
·       Apr 13 12:07 AM Sassy: Many guys want to fuck the first time they see me.
·       Apr 13 12:07 AM Sassy: Don’t want to know me, just fuck me
·       Apr 13 12:08 AM Sassy: I get where that come from but it doesn’t go very far
·       Apr 13 12:08 AM Sassy: I could be a blow doll up for all they know or care
·       Apr 13 12:08 AM Sassy: I don’t know the answer to what I want…
·       Apr 13 12:09 AM Sassy: I have to see what you do… and then say “more of that!”
·       Apr 13 12:09 AM Sassy: Sort of like trying a new restaurant
·       Apr 13 12:09 AM Sassy: Have to read the menu first… try different things
·       Apr 13 12:09 AM Sassy: then I know what to order next time
·       Apr 13 12:11 AM Kris: ok…how we do the sex itself matters…but the knowing you as a person part is what “gets me off” as much…which not everyone wants…for some people its’ too much”…casual sex is all they can do and want…I want more…can’t help it…
·       Apr 13 12:12 AM Sassy: That scares me a bit but I am trying to roll with it
·       Apr 13 12:12 AM Kris: i don’t want to scare you…and i know it can be…so i’m trying to understand what you want on that level too…that part is one of the “trickiest” for me…
·       Apr 13 12:13 AM Kris: on some level an affair by definititon IS “casual”…
·       Apr 13 12:13 AM Kris: just is…
·       Apr 13 12:13 AM Kris: and on some level…”uncommitted sex” is “hotter”…
·       Apr 13 12:13 AM Kris: less personal…
·       Apr 13 12:14 AM Kris: but on another level…I want to fuck YOU…not just your body…otherwise…like you say…why not just get a blow up doll or something…does that make any sense?
·       Apr 13 12:15 AM Sassy: Yes. A lot.
·       Apr 13 12:15 AM Kris: so i’m trying to find a “balance” there with you…just so you know…
·       Apr 13 12:15 AM Sassy: I have to be interested in giving you pleasure… for it to be good for me.
·       Apr 13 12:16 AM Sassy: If I don’t care a bit, why bother?
·       Apr 13 12:16 AM Kris: explain…what do you mean you have to be “interested in giving you pleasure”?
·       Apr 13 12:17 AM Sassy: I can’t just use someone
·       Apr 13 12:17 AM Sassy: I need to care about how they feel
·       Apr 13 12:18 AM Sassy: But I also don’t want to get in too deep to where it hurts when I can’t be with them, and I panic when it gets to be longer than usual, and I get “addicted”
·       Apr 13 12:18 AM Kris: what’s longer than usual…so i know when to expect to be dumped…lol?
·       Apr 13 12:19 AM Sassy: Whatever our “usual” turns out to be
·       Apr 13 12:19 AM Sassy: I’ve ridden the roller coaster with the old flame and I want to stay on a more even keel if I can
·       Apr 13 12:20 AM Kris: so what’s your strategy for “staying on an even keel”?
·       Apr 13 12:20 AM Sassy: Try to stay less emotional, if I can. Tough to control though
·       Apr 13 12:20 AM Kris: less emotional how…
·       Apr 13 12:21 AM Sassy: Enjoy when we’re together, not pine too much when we’re not
·       Apr 13 12:21 AM Kris: easier said than done…but we can try…i think staying playful…and for me that means “a little crazy”…helps…
·       Apr 13 12:22 AM Sassy: Not think about this “going anywhere” just enjoy what it is
·       Apr 13 12:23 AM Sassy: But whatever I feel, I feel
·       Apr 13 12:23 AM Kris: it’s going to be fun hopefully for awhile…and at some point it will end…as do all things…and on this point I agree with you…rather not dwell on it too much…when it happens we’ll deal with it then…we’re just starting for God’s sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 13 12:23 AM Sassy: Yup
·       Apr 13 12:23 AM Sassy: Don’t get too far ahead
·       Apr 13 12:24 AM Sassy: Most people are used to be quite linear… first we eat, then we dance, then we play, then we go steady, then engaged, marry, have kids, buy a house…
·       Apr 13 12:24 AM Sassy: This is much more “in a a circle”
·       Apr 13 12:25 AM Kris: except your speed of saying we’re going to actually have sex is comforting…and exciting…i can’t…WHOAA GIRL…started to type the previous but then you typed that…
·       Apr 13 12:26 AM Kris: let me go back to a couple of things i don’t want to forget…then we’re going to see each other soon and should probably say goodnight… couple of things before i forget…
·       Apr 13 12:26 AM Kris: ready?
·       Apr 13 12:27 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 13 12:27 AM Sassy: Thing one
·       Apr 13 12:27 AM Kris: You turn me on because of your appetite for sex…
·       Apr 13 12:28 AM Sassy: We are grown ups. Don’t have to worry about “first base” or whether we kiss on the first date or all that silliness
·       Apr 13 12:29 AM Kris: no…that’s not what i meant…just “in general”…that you really LIKE it…and want it…and want to do it with ME…turns me on…
·       Apr 13 12:29 AM Kris: and secondly…
·       Apr 13 12:30 AM Kris: the initiative you took…grabbing me and kissing me in public…and groping me in a parking lot…now I’ve got little fantasies of “little acts of exhibitionism” in public places going on…and that’s all REALLY DIFFERENT…if you remember…I said sex with my wife wasn’t “bad”…just “the same”…
·       Apr 13 12:31 AM Kris: that doesn’t mean I’m looking for something “novel” all the time…
·       Apr 13 12:31 AM Sassy: Really? I hope to make it vary
·       Apr 13 12:31 AM Kris: but i think you’re going to be LOTS OF FUN…and give me LOTS OF PLEASURE
·       Apr 13 12:31 AM Sassy: That’s my plan
·       Apr 13 12:31 AM Kris: i’m counting on it
·       Apr 13 12:32 AM Sassy: Promise you won’t judge too much based on the first time?
·       Apr 13 12:32 AM Kris: no and you too…
·       Apr 13 12:32 AM Sassy: I will be nervous and thinking too much
·       Apr 13 12:32 AM Kris: so let’s agree about that…and joke about it…
·       Apr 13 12:32 AM Sassy: If it’s weird, let’s agree to talk and see if it’s fixable and try again
·       Apr 13 12:33 AM Sassy: Keep practicing until we get it right.  : )
·       Apr 13 12:33 AM Kris: ok…
·       Apr 13 12:33 AM Sassy: Be honest. If after a couple of times it really isn’t working… say so
·       Apr 13 12:33 AM Kris: ok
·       Apr 13 12:33 AM Sassy: Don’t pity fuck
·       Apr 13 12:34 AM Kris: for either/both of us…
·       Apr 13 12:34 AM Sassy: But I am really really hoping we click!
·       Apr 13 12:34 AM Kris: honestly…i suppose it’s possible…but i will be surprised…disappointed and probably hurt…but surprised…
·       Apr 13 12:35 AM Kris: i don’t know why i think that…just do…
·       Apr 13 12:35 AM Sassy: Hope I am at least “better than nothing.”  ; )
·       Apr 13 12:36 AM Kris: What?????????/ Where did that come from?
·       Apr 13 12:36 AM Sassy: Out of the mouth of a relatively crappy guy
·       Apr 13 12:36 AM Kris: someone said that to you?
·       Apr 13 12:37 AM Sassy: Yup.
·       Apr 13 12:38 AM Kris: omg…you should have kicked him in the balls and run…
·       Apr 13 12:38 AM Sassy: Heh
·       Apr 13 12:38 AM Sassy: Not my style
·       Apr 13 12:38 AM Kris: i know…but what do you do with all the ugly hurt people put on you from time to time?
·       Apr 13 12:39 AM Sassy: Think they’re stupid and tactless and hope to do better next time!
·       Apr 13 12:39 AM Kris: GO SASSY!!!!!!!!
·       Apr 13 12:40 AM Sassy: At the start I would have taken it personally but I have gotten past that stage, thank goodness!
·       Apr 13 12:40 AM Kris: at the start of having sex with different people?
·       Apr 13 12:40 AM Sassy: Yes
·       Apr 13 12:41 AM Kris: i wouldn’t know…i’m a “novice”…
·       Apr 13 12:41 AM Kris: but i’m getting a good education so far…wink
·       Apr 13 12:41 AM Sassy: I hope you never have to hear any bad stuff!
·       Apr 13 12:42 AM Kris: men don’t as much…women aren’t as stupid or aggressive in general
·       Apr 13 12:42 AM Sassy: I hope you will enjoy
·       Apr 13 12:42 AM Kris: you?
·       Apr 13 12:42 AM Sassy: It will make you less stressed rather than more
·       Apr 13 12:42 AM Sassy: Add joy
·       Apr 13 12:42 AM Sassy: Fulfill dreams
·       Apr 13 12:43 AM Kris: has it for you?
·       Apr 13 12:43 AM Sassy: or something like that…  : )
·       Apr 13 12:43 AM Sassy: Definitely
·       Apr 13 12:44 AM Kris: ok…well i guess i’ll find out…and am REALLY looking forward to it…with YOU!
·       Apr 13 12:44 AM Kris: you’re a great kisser…and i get more tomorrow…and i’m going to say goodnight now…any last burning thing you want/need to say?
·       Apr 13 12:45 AM Sassy: Cleavage
·       Apr 13 12:45 AM Kris: omg…feel free to tell me how to play with it…if whatever i do isn’t working…ok?…but not now…tomorrow…but I KNOW i’m going to have fun there…
·       Apr 13 12:46 AM Sassy: Good night dear man
·       Apr 13 12:46 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams!
·       Apr 13 12:47 AM Kris: Good night Sassy Lady…same to you…Mwahhh…will text you when i leave tomorrow…nite!

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