from:  Sassy

to:    Landshark

date:  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 at 2:10 PM

subject:  TGIF

Hiya hot stuff, 

The sun is out!  

Thanks ever so much for your get well wishes, IOU and offer to play doctor!  I should get well in a jiffy with all that!  The meds are kicking in so I am starting to feel better.  I never know whether to talk about this health crap, but I figure you might as well know.  If it weirds you out, tell me to tone it down! 

I had to wait and wait at the clinic, then wait at the pharmacy, didn’t get to the office until 11 am!  I indulged in some very hot thoughts of you to pass the time.  One of my pals was texting me about a 2.5 hr blow job he got yesterday… I made mental notes and may try some of that out on the next willing man!  Not sure I can go for that long but it would be fun to try?  

Work is a zoo today!  I need to be three people!  There a lunch going on down the hall with 20 people – I’m keeping an eye on the food and anything they need, I am supervising students sending out emails to over 600 people with good news, and doing the payroll in between.  Heh.  I am soooo ready for 5 pm!  

I am impressed that you read Riff’s blog.  He was amazing at writing and building a community around his blog and forum.  Some people think he was an arrogant cad, but he spent his life taking care of an ill wife, making women happy, helping bloggers and AM men…he’s a hero to me. In an indirect way, you can shake his hand for bringing me to you.  

There were tremors all over the sexy blog world and chat the week that he and 5 other bloggers disappeared. Ugh.  And again when he disclosed what had happened.  Ugh ugh.  I know bloggers have to stop at various points but I HATE IT!  Especially when they yank the entire thing down.  Ugh.  It feels like someone took my favorite book off the shelf.  I try to copy out my favorite posts now, so I will have them in perpetuity but sometimes I forget and then… argh.  First world problem for sure but… there are so many of Riff’s posts I would go look at again.  I only saved two series. I still look at them now and then.  

Confession time.. I’ve been on AM for a year this Sunday.  I’m going to start posting about my adventures, which for the most part fall into the “Well… it makes for a good story” sort of disasters.  They color the way I react to you, so I probably should give you a preview at some point.  Remind me.  I am mostly on AM now to help guys from chat fine tune their profiles.  It is very gratifying when I take a guy from zero responses to seven in the week after I tweak it.  Or to look at profiles for my women pals checking for any danger signs.  I apply Riff’s tips a lot.  Heh.  

There was a blog post last night about touching by sillyone, with a follow-up by Max in Mystic Saytr that had me in tears.  I miss being touched so much.  

I’d better get back to work.  Hope your calls go well!  

-S

from:  Sassy 

to:  Landshark

date:  Wed, Sep 11, 2013 at 12:07 AM

subject:  Re: Steamy PG

Sooooo awesome to talk to you again tonight!  You say the best things and make such sexy sounds!  

Thanks for the birthday wishes!  This year has been as good as last year was bad.  Thank goodness.  

I don’t like flying… but I do it to get where I want to go.  I get a little motion sick, and claustrophobic, but that would be true of anywhere they say “Sit in the chair and stay there.”  I can’t sleep but I take a book and headphones, sit in an aisle seat and try not to pay attention to where I am!  Hubby won’t fly ever, so I haven’t flown much lately.  The only time I’ve flown in the past 10 years was to see Philip in D.C.  Before that I flew at least 3-4 times a year for figure skating events and family stuff.  

Enjoy looking at my parts.  It was very tough to post them, but I like making men smile.  

I hope you have a grand time out on the town Thursday night!  I always like to hear about what you eat.  I will probably be home chatting.  

Tomorrow is a busy day at work… we have weekly staff meetings Wednesday noon that somehow take over my day between prepping the agenda, taking notes and typing up minutes.  I will be home alone in the evening while Hubby entertains a friend here from out at town.  

You are the most amazing mixture of comfort and excitement I’ve ever known.  I look forward to learning more about you… 

Sweet sexy dreams!  

-S

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from:  Landshark

to:    Sassy 

date:  Wed, Sep 11, 2013 at 8:29 AM

subject:  Re: Steamy PG

Today is a crazy day here too.  I had been hoping to get up early to get to the gym for a class – but I opted not to set my alarm 🙂

My routine in the morning is to head over to Starbucks and go through all my e-mails and get my to do list ready, then meetings/conf calls.  I used to fly/travel a lot more – though it does still come in waves.  I don’t miss the weekly travel – but I would find it hard to give it up completely for a ‘real’ job.

Comfort and excitement?  That is an interesting description – what do you mean by that?  This is a fun process – learning more and more about someone – their likes, dislikes – the things that make them go mmmmmm …

Thanks you for pointing out how to find your naughty photos … when I get back home I will make sure to study each and every one of them!

Good luck making it through your busy day… keep smiling and thinking about the fun we’re having…

Evan

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from:  Sassy 

to:  Landshark 

date:  Wed, Sep 11, 2013 at 11:57 AM

subject:  Re: Steamy PG

Hiya Evan!  Wow… you sound much more awake and business-y this morning!  

So you’re a Starbucks man, eh?  You know Starbucks is considered the #1 meet-up spot for online dating couples?  So look around sometimes and see if you can see first meets in progress.  🙂 

I am not a coffee or tea drinker but have been known to partake of the iced chai tea latte while others are caffeinating.  And a dream bar.  And a chocolate pop.  Hubby often gets up and heads to a coffee house to work on his projects.  He adores background noise.  Not my scene.  I like quiet.  Thank you for sharing about your day. I adore being able to “context” a man, know where he is and in general, what’s going on. 

I am surprised there is still so much business travel in these days of email and Skype and so forth.  I don’t understand the need to be “in the room.”  But I have been an internet creature for years. 

Tell me where you were on 9/11?  I keep thinking I know all there is to know about that day, but a friend who works at Akamai posted a CNN article about their founder, Danny Lewin who was on Flight 11 that fateful day.  Turns out he was likely the first person to die, as a steward texted the airline that the man in 9B had been stabbed and they were in trouble.  I had no idea that had happened.  He was MIT, had been in the Israeli army and understood Arabic, and was Jewish, so all that may have combined to make him know before the others what was going on and try to stop it.  I keep thinking if I could get just a few more facts, what happened on that day would make sense.  But I know it never will.  

I was working downtown at a law firm, with an office overlooking the harbor and the airport.  I got in to work late due to having a broken foot and having to take a cab.  The receptionist blathered at me about a plane crash in NY as I hobbled past. She was always nattering at me about nonsense when I was rushing to get to work, so I didn’t really listen.  

I sat down at my desk and Hubby called and without preamble said, “You have to come home right now.”  I explained that I had just arrived and asked what was going on.  He told me that the world was coming to an end and he needed me.  He has a hyberbolic streak so I am used to dramatic declarations of crisis.  I tried to calm him while I got on my computer.  I couldn’t get to CNN.  or Yahoo news.  or the Boston Globe webs site.  Hunh.  So I went to Reuters.  And saw the awful news.
  

At that moment, my boss popped in and said, “Do you know what’s going on? I can’t get the web to behave.” I looked at her and said, “About what?”  She said she’d heard that NYC had been bombed.  This was a woman who NEVER spoke about anything other than work.  She looked over my shoulder as I read Reuters and got the scoop about the planes in NYC.  My husband called back, crying, saying the North tower had fallen killing thousands.  I told him I’d call back.  

The BIG BOSS stopped in, again, a man who never talked about non-work stuff, asking if we knew what was going on and what we should do.  At that moment, the reports of the Pentagon crash popped up.  They both went running to see the head of the firm.  It seemed very scary to be in tall building in Boston.  

At 11 am they closed the firm at the request of the mayor and sent everyone home.  A firm that NEVER closes.  I went downstairs to get a cab home.  Usually they’re lined up but there was no one.  Finally a cab pulled up and a woman got out and I jumped in.  The driver tried to tell me he was done for the day, heading home to hug his children.  I told him my foot was broken and I needed him to get me home and I’d give him $20 for a $7 fare.  We rolled along, wondering what was going to happen.  He was from Lebanon and afraid people would think he was a bad person.  

I got home in record time, and sat watching TV and trying to help our friends in NYC find each other,  as the phones weren’t working.  About 6:30 pm our minister called to say turn it off… come to church… we’re opening the doors for anyone who wants to hug and pray.  There were over 100 of us, members and strangers, lighting candles, sharing stories, praying and singing.  I’m not a spiritual person, but it was a very helpful place to be that night.  Hubby never wanted to see anything about 9/11 ever again.  I wanted to read and watch everything, and try to help friend, and understand it.  

In 2009 I saw a play about 9/11.  This guy brought a cake of the crumpling tower to work and was wishing his colleagues “Happy Tower Day.”  They were horrified but he explained that it was time to celebrate!  We’d survived!  It’s never happened again!  We can honor the dead by living life to the fullest!  It helped me stop mourning and start living.  I know it’s still too soon to say “Happy Tower Day” to people… but inside me, I have moved on. 

Have a great day! Off to staff meeting.  More later!  

-S

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from:  Sassy

to:    Landshark

date:  Wed, Sep 11, 2013 at 3:58 PM

subject:  Re: Steamy PG

Hiya Evan!  Wow… I got really serious this morning.  Hope that wasn’t too weird!  I have to be silly to make up for it now!  

I am wearing black and white spotted panties and white bra!  

Hope your meetings and calls are going well!  I survived another staff meeting.  Woot!  

What I want now is to get in my car and find you.  Smile at you.  Hug you.  Grab your ass and hold on while I breathe in your essence.  Nibble on your ear and whisper lewd suggestions.  Listen to your lewd suggestions.  Then go somewhere to carry them out!  Oh, and chocolate.  

Comfort and excitement?  Certain people I feel comfortable with – a mental connection, easy to talk to, safe, fun, friendly.  Others excite me… appeal to me physically, sexually.  Make me feel sexy. They aren’t comfortable but dangerous.  I gauge whether the physical satisfaction they offer is worth it.  You are both – a rare thing.  Does that make more sense?  

I’m off to help a colleague move a bookcase tonight.  I am the “gal with the big car” so I get tapped for these favors. Then I will be home chatting and thinking of a man on the other side of the city. 

Mwah! 

-S

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from: Landshark

to: Sassy

date: Wed, Sep 11, 2013 at 5:11 PM

subject: Re: Steamy PG

hey –

it’s been a crazy day.  on my last call of the day – will go until about 6pm.

9/11 is a tough day for me – on a lot of levels.  I am a native NY’er – so the twin towers were a ubiquitous part of my world growing up.  I also worked with clients in the Towers.  And, I knew people that lost their lives that day.

Personally, I was on a plane – heading to NY for a meeting. So – when the news broke – my family and friends heard ‘flight from Boston’ – and the panic set in – I had no idea until I landed (they turned us around mid-flight) how big a deal it was.  When we talk – I can tell you more.

I’ve got to get back to this call … but I like your visualization.  Maybe someday …

Evan

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from:  Sassy

to:    Landshark

date:  Wed, Sep 11, 2013 at 8:30 PM

subject:  Re: Steamy PG

Hiya Evan,  

Thank you for telling me about your 9/11.  On a plane… yikes.  Each person’s story is part of the tapestry of that day for me… knowing it connects me to you in a deeper way.  The way you wrote about it tells me you are thoughtful person in ways I had not glimpsed before.  I am intrigued. I am remembering the bravery, the good deeds… the best of the human spirit that shined through on and after that day.  

It’s quiet here… I had a elegant dinner at my desk of Le Quarter Pounder a la cheese, pomme frites et poullet nuggets avec sauce le barbecue!  Hee.  Our cleaner is coming tomorrow… I should be picking up but all I want to do is chat and be distracted… I’m going to go stare at your torso and toes some more and think of things to do to them that will make you smile.  

-S

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from: Landshark

to:   Sassy

date: Wed, Sep 11, 2013 at 9:02 PM

subject: Re: Steamy PG

My dinner consisted of some left-overs.  Not enough to satisfy my hunger – but I am wiped.  Not like that fancy french fast food you had 🙂

I remember 9/11/01 like it was yesterday.  I don’t dwell on it – but it hit me hard and still brings out an emotional response when I see videos or talk about it in any depth.

I do enjoy your creativity.  

Am going to crash – the gym beckons tomorrow.  I didn’t get a good run in today to work out my stress – so I’m cranky (just ask my kids…)

Talk to you tomorrow.

Evan

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from:  Sassy

to:    Landshark

date:  Wed, Sep 11, 2013 at 9:36 PM

subject:  Re: Steamy PG

Creativity?  

Sleep well Evan!  

-S

from:  Sassy

to:  Landshark

date:  Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 1:13 AM

subject:  Landshark

You had me at Landshark. *giggle

You made me feel so… alive! 

You gave me a precious gift.  

I need to close my eyes but I am sitting at my computer.  

I need to sleep but I am typing.  

I must write but I am stunned!

Why?  

Because you found my blog.  

Because you wrote to me.  I wrote back.  And you wrote more.  

Because you talked to me for 2.5 hours!  and you listened to me.  

Because you reached deep inside me and pushed buttons I didn’t know were there.  

Coherent thought is tough… brain is ringing like a bell – “MORE!  SOON!  MORE! SOON!”  

Thank you Evan! You are so sexy and fun! 

BEST FIRST PHONE CALL EVAH!  

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from:  Landshark

to:    Sassy

date:  Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 3:23 AM

subject:  Re: Landshark

I am lying here … still naked by the way … and I can’t sleep. am still thinking and processing our call. 

wow. 

maybe that one little word isn’t enough – but it is the first word that comes to mind. I should add some others …

intense. 

wonderful. 

sexy. 

erotic. 

sensual. 

as I said – sex is fun – but it is the conversations woven in between the acts that really makes it complete. you have a capacity for words that really hit me. 

I can not wait to talk to you again. no regrets at all about our call. 

sleep and dream well.

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from: Sassy

to: Landshark

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 10:25 AM

subject: Re: Landshark

Good morning Evan!  How’s my favorite Landshark today?  

I have a bad case of the “don’t wannas” this morning.  I didn’t want to get out to bed… didn’t want to shower… didn’t want to get dressed… didn’t want to drive to work… really really don’t want to work!  Can you guess why?  

You!  I want to write to you… talk to you… think about you instead of all this crap on my desk. *sigh  You have screwed up my compartmentalization in the best possible way!  

I’m very sorry you couldn’t sleep.  I hope you were able to nod off.  Thank you for using that time to write to me.  Reading your message this morning made me giddy!  Wow is a very good word.  The other five you wrote resonate with me as well.  I am smiling and dripping and it is all your fault.  I also appreciate the reassurance that it felt as special to you as it did to me.  

So many things I want to ask you… so many things I want to say… so many places I want to touch and taste!  

There will be time to share and savor.  Soon.  Like chocolate.

Hugs with groping and a deep kiss.  Okay… some ear nibbles too!  

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from: Landshark

to: Sassy

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 10:52 AM

subject:  Re: Land

Greetings from the airport …

I had wonderful dreams last night when I did sleep … I haven’t felt that turned on in a long time and am pleased that I am a distraction for you today. 

Though I am not sure I want to savor you … I want to be greedy …

I am forwarding a pic I took this morning … PG rated … was thinking of what you described about the shower last night …

Kisses to you too – I enjoy the wandering hands ….

Evan

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from: Sassy

to: Landshark

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 7:36 PM

subject: Sassy Birthday weekend

Hiya!  Here are my photos from my birthday weekend adventures.  Since you enjoy my non-salacious blog, you can get a year’s jump on everyone.  

1) Sky Beverage General Store 

2) The Boat House restaurant 

3) Brasserie Jo 

4) The Jungle Book 

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from: Lankshark

to:   Sassy

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 11:00 AM

subject: Steamy PG

Good morning to you … had to get all cleaned off between last night and my run this morning …

Kisses.

[attached a foggy photo of him in the shower with a lovely view of his torso. Fog… torso…towel…wow!]

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from: Sassy

to: Landshark

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 11:32 AM

subject: Re: Steamy PG

Hubba hubba!  You know this takes it up another notch?!  Mmmf… I want to Mary Poppins into that scene sooo bad!  My lips… right… there… arrrgh. 

I have on light blue sporty underwear and a white bra.  🙂 

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from: Sassy

to:   Landshark

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 11:54 AM

subject: Re: Steamy PG

I think this may be the most creative photo I’ve ever gotten.  Clever.  Very cleaver.  

You are flying and I am staring.  And staring.  And fantasizing about sliding that towel down… mmm

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from: Sassy

to: Landshark

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 1:04 PM

subject: Re: Steamy PG

I am still looking at this photo.  think I am getting sick.  It may be Landshark fever!  Symptoms include a fever, labored breathing, a distinct wetness between my legs and the urge to lie down with you!  

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from: Landshark

to:   Sassy

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 1:13 PM

subject: Re: Re: Steamy PG

then I had best not send you the adult version of the photo. 

tell me more about those symptoms.

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from: Sassy 

to:   Landshark

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 2:39 PM

subject: Re: Re: Steamy PG

Oooooh…. an adult version?  My goodness you were busy in the shower this morning!  Drool!! Half of me begs to see.  Another part wants to leave something to be discovered.  The other half worries that this oncoming madness will overtake me if you send it!  Ordinarily I don’t focus on man dangly bits… I am more one for shoulders… and a smile.  Damn you tempt me so!  It also gives me a bad case of insecurity… anyone with hip creases like that won’t want a curvy old lady!  Fighting that… 

Are you having any symptoms?   I notice a distant lack of mental focus on my work.  My head is churning out scenarios at a mile a minute of you and me and a bed and a whole lot of nakedness!  The strange part is it is not just sex… I learned awhile back to stop thinking about sharing other parts of my life – time is short and sex is the priority – but oddly I want to show you places I like… Mary Chung’s to eat Chinese… Gloucester’s Wingaersheek Beach.  Getting ahead of myself to places we’ll never go.  Weird.  Not sure why you are setting that off… maybe because you would make anywhere fun?  Hmmm… 

You are flying and I am soaring.  Heh.

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from: Landshark

to:   Sassy

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 4:14 PM

subject: Re: Steamy PG

Just got back home.

No plans on indiscriminately sending out pictures of my ‘dangly bits…’

I like all the scenarios …   As I told you in my original e-mail – it, strangely enough, was the restaurant reviews/photos that kept me hooked into your blog.  

Please don’t be insecure – that certainly was not my intent.  When I got done with the shower this morning – it was interesting how the steam obscured my face – but not the rest of my body.  I’ll work on the shoulder shot next.

I am suffering from many of the same symptoms – a distracted mind as I sit here in my home office.  I find that things start stirring ‘down below’.  I have to agree with your earlier comment about ‘best first call ever’.  

This is so much fun.  Can’t wait to find time to talk to you again.

Evan

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from: Sassy

to:   Landshark

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 7:33 PM

subject: Re: Steamy PG

Hiya Hot Stuff!  

So glad to hear you made it home.  Thanks for saying.  Not sure why but I hold my breath whenever someone I know is flying.  It’s a relief to hear you made it unscathed!  

You can discriminately send me anything.  I don’t mind looking at man parts… don’t get offended like some women.  Especially after I have um… partaken of a particular man’s parts myself.  I started thinking that you have seen my lady bits so perhaps fair would fair and you could show me… obviously you can tell I am of six minds about this!  I do like to sass men when they ask, “What would you like to see?” and say “your toes.”  Heh.  

I bless the shower steam pattern that got me your photo!  I really did stare at it whenever I had moment all day! 

We went out to the Menotomy Grill & Tavern for dinner, a new place in Arlington.  It was okay but not worth the money.  I definitely feel like I used up my restaurant karma for the week last Saturday night.  

Stirring is good, yes?  Makes me want to hug you and make things really shake!  

So I’m home, hanging out in chat.  Replaying last night’s chat with you and distilling new delicious details with each run-through!  

I’ve been thinking of a back rub.  Giving you one.  Soothing those “had to sit on a plane for too long” muscles in your shoulders and then your ass… mmmm… 

Hope you have a relaxing evening! 

-S

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from: Landshark

to: Sassy

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 9:53 PM

subject: Re: Steamy PG

Hey you –

A belated happy birthday…I read it on your blog – but didn’t put two and two together – must have been distracted… today was a very distracted day.  I find myself checking my e-mail much more often than normal.

I am a nervous flyer – even after 25 years of travel – I automatically fall asleep as soon as I get on a plane to cope.  I have a superstitious tradition whenever I board a plane to keep it from crashing – and it’s worked every time!

I’ll have to dig through your blog – I don’t remember seeing your bits … keep on me and maybe I’ll send you one of mine.  It excites me to know you liked my photo. I find that my cock responds to the slightest excitement at times.

You can give me a back – or ass – rub any time.

I’m going out on Thursday night in town – not sure where yet.  One of the sales reps is taking a couple of us out to dinner.  What’re you doing for dessert? 🙂

Anyway – if I can – I’ll try you again in a bit if that’s ok.  You can tell me more about your chats.

Evan

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from: Sassy

to:   Landshark

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 9:58 PM

subject: Re: Steamy PG

Would be glad to talk again.  Got a big twinge just reading that sentence.  Geesh… you have me wound up!  Yum.

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from: Landshark

to:   Sassy 

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 10:20 PM

subject: Re: Steamy PG

mmmm …

Here is a pic of my toes … I just happened to have one handy …

[photo of his feet in the ocean]

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from: Sassy

to:   Landshark

date: Tue, Sep 10, 2013 at 10:25 PM

subject: Re: Steamy PG

You are amazing!  Wow… yummy.  Thank you!  

I will share a secret.  If you are on my blog, and you scroll down to the Labels section near the bottom, there’s a tag called “Sassy Photo.”  That will show you all the photos of me.  🙂