FFF Never again

Flash Fiction Friday time!  How’s this for a challenge?  
Word Count:    275
Bonus Words:  Tell us about her high school
Required Phrase:    Not Now Mom!!!
Forbidden Word:    Wedding 
Extra Credit: Don’t take the obvious route for the week.
Pop over to Free Advice is worth what you pay for it to see what Advizor54 and the other sexy bloggers saw in this photo.  My take is below.  Enjoy! 
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My mom was trying to help.  I thought, “Not Now Mom!!” but she was intent on getting me through my anniversary.  I couldn’t deprive her of the satisfaction.  
“We can give it to the consignment shop.  I just want to see you in the outfit once more.  It was so perfect for you!”  I obliged, she took photos, and I shed everything but the veil.  
“Close your eyes!” she instructed me.  I dutifully obeyed. 
“Now tell me about that night,” she commanded.  I shuddered.  We were close but there are some things you do not tell your mother!  
“I’ve been patient.  Now spill!” she insisted.  
It had been the perfect day.  The weather, the ceremony, the food.  Our friends and family behaved.  We drove away smiling and settled in to our hotel room with the view of the lake.  
“We made sweet love…,” I started.  My brain was flooded with memories.  “He was the best lover… gentle hands, sexy mouth and he knew what to do with his equipment, Mom.”  She smiled.  
“At midnight there was a knock on the door.  His best man strode into the room and joined us in bed!” 
“Oh no!  Was that awful?” she asked.  
“On the contrary, it was fantastic!  So amazing to have two talented men pleasuring my body simultaneously!”  
“Okay… why did you leave?” 
“Well… They were touching each other, not me,” I reported.  “I said I would leave them alone to enjoy… when should I come back?  And MY HUSBAND said… ‘we don’t have to have sex again do we?’”  
“Whoa…,” my mom cursed quietly.
“And I thought to myself… no… no we don’t.” 

Good review

Thursday, May 16, 2013
8:42am
Good morning! Mom was feeling so good she made me take her out for Thai food!  I’m at the lab for regular blood tests, then busy day – helping train new folks.  Happy Thursday!
9:05am Phil
A morning smile. Delighted to hear Mom is doing well. Gorgeous day today. Seeing a show tomorrow, baseball game Saturday, special dinner on Sunday! Bring it on!
[photo of his smiling face and naked chest in the shower]
Oh and a party Saturday night. Whoo Hoo!
3:37pm
Wow!  Busy boy!  I just survived my annual performance review.  I am no longer a problem child!  Yahoo!
3:39pm Phil
Good for you!
4:07pm
Such a relief!  And they say my car is fixed.  Hope it’s true this time.  
And it’s 81 out!  Woot!  I adore that photo… it makes me wet!  Rock on!

Test yur gag reflex

TEXTS from SeaMan via Google Voice
5/15/13
9:38 am to me
Good morning sunshine
9:54 to him 
Good morning!  Such a glorious day!
4:02 pm to me
Hey..hows yur day going
4:20 pm to him
Crazy but being very productive!  You?  
Mom made it thru heart catheterization!
4:21 pm to me
Jeez….had no idea….glad she is alright…how u holding up?
4:24 pm to him 
Compartmentalizing so I can work.  Taking her dinner.  Freaky crap is
open heart surgery next week.  Adore memory of lunch and “dessert” with you when
things get bad. What’s your news?
4:26 pm to me
keep the good thought….
I’m Just working away….
4:31 pm to him
Could I sneak under your desk? Cause trouble?
4:33 pm to me
Lol….could use some release ….test yur gag reflex 😉
4:33 pm to him
Test your stamina.
4:32 pm to me
Deal
10:16 pm to me
Sweet dreams

Beer in the bath

Wednesday, May 15, 2013
7:39am
Good morning! Another Wednesday at work.  Make the alligators into boots and purses, kid!
7:56am Phil
Yes ma’am! Have a good one. Nothing better than a good workout to start the day
[photo of his smiling face leaving the gym]
8:23am
Hiya good lookin!  I can think of one thing better…
Waking up with your sexy parts in my mouth!
12:19 pm
Yummy photos of what people eat for breakfast in various countries! I’d take the Chinese, English or German. Don’t think I’d ever be awake enough for the Turkish extravaganza!

http://www.businessinsider.com/breakfast-around-the-world-2013-5?op=1

5:19pm
Mom got thru heart catheterization fine.  Surgery next Wed.  
I’m on the bus to her house to feed her dinner.  Whee!
8:47pm Phil
[photo of him drinking a beer in the shower]
8:48pm
Are you drinking beer in the bath?  MMMmmm… shoulders.
9:27pm Phil
Yup

SeaMan Fantasizes

Tuesday, May 14, 2013
SeaMan went right back to his office and texted me!  Yay!  Phew… always such a relief when a man keeps talking after a meet!  He got very steamy very fast.  
TEXTS via Google Voice
5/13/13 
2:33 pm to me
Hey…thx for hanging out…
2:35 pm to him
Wish I still was, instead of sitting at my dek
3:01 to me
Hmmm…..like it i were under yur desk now…..my beard tickling yur thighs…..
3:15 pm to him 
Remind me of your email and I’ll send you a photo 
3:39 pm to me
[redacted] at yahoo
3:42 pm to him 
You want to see my black bra or the white? 
3:43 pm to me
blk
[I emailed him my famous cleavage photo]
3:51 pm to me
Got it! HOT!….cant wait to dive in face first…
5:11 pm to me
Probly shld not distract on ride home…but my cock is still semi-hard from yur touch
5:12 pm to him 
Hope it helps your fantasies
5:15 pm to me
Lol….u enter the room…lights low….soft music playing….i offer u a drink…we kiss…embrace…
5:17 pm to me
I kiss yur neck…..trail of kisses to yur cleavage…
5:20 pm to me
I slowly remove yur top….and bra…releasing yur luvly breasts into my hands…..
5:22 pm to me
I remove my shirt…chest to chest….nipples hard….we kiss deep and wet…..you grabbing my ass…pulliNg my growing cock into you…
5:22 pm to me
I lay you down….undress you….i get naked
5:24 pm to me
You grab my cock and direct to yur mouth as i massage your pussy…
5:25 pm to me
Your lips cover my cock head as i slip one…two…three fingers into your pussy…
5:26 pm to me
I slowly finger fuck you….as you lick my balls….and shaft…
5:27 pm to me
Yur first orgasm is growing….moaning….i curl my fingers to hit yur spot…explosion…
5:29 pm to me
Now that yur pussy is Wet…you beg for my cock…fuck me….
5:30 pm to me
Fav position?
5:32 to him 
Like so many!  Doggie?  Side spooned? Deck chair? 
5:33 pm to me
Cool
5:34 pm 
You? 
5:35 pm to me
All
5:26 pm to him
Cowgirl?  
5:37 pm to me
Cowgirl….side entry r fun
5:38 pm to me
Sounds hot
5:46 pm to me
Lol….want u to faint
5:50 pm to him 
I want you to cum
5:53 pm to me
Already doing that….
5:59 pm gotta run, out for dinner with Hubby
7:45 pm 
[I emailed him my erotica “The View“]
8:03 pm to me
Hi..how was dinner
8:04 pm to him
Yummy… sushi
8:05 pm to me
luv sushi….keep yur strength up
8:12 pm to me
Do you have a nip pic..preview what i will be sucking on…
8:13 pm to him 
Want to see that or read my erotica? 
8:52 pm to me
Do i have to choose?
8:53 pm to him
No.  Sending both!  Greedy man.
9:32 pm to me
Super hot! perfect…so succulent…..luv them
9:33 pm to me
Glad i was greedy….hold me over til i taste the real ones…
9:35 pm to him 
Do you have any hot pics to send me? 
9:40 pm to me
No pics to match those 🙁
9:40 pm to him
Take some! 
9:40 pm to me
I cld try ltr
9:44 pm to him
No big deal.  But nice to see what I’d be sucking on.  🙂  You are fun!
9:53 pm to me
thx …you too.  I headed to bed. 
9:54 pm 
Sleep well!  
10:12 to me
Sweet dreams…
11:16 pm 
[He emailed back in response to “The View]
Luv it….so erotic….yum
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He started right up again the next morning!  Adore that! 
TEXTS 
5/14/13
9:22 am to me
Good morning sunshine….Hope its a good one for you
9:25 am to him
Good morning to you!  Still smiling about yesterday. 
9:28 am to me
😉
12:56 am to me
Hey sexy….hows yur day going…
1:21 pm to him 
Having vivid fantasies… makes for a great day!  You?
1:23 pm to me
Aw yes…yur fabulous breasts sliding up and down my body….
1:30 pm to him
Oh!  My chest goes on a tour of the sea man’s body! mmm.
1:31 pm to him
I expanded on yesterday – Me in a long coat, on your lap naked, arms
around your neck, riding… not usually an exhibitionist but yum!
1:35 pm to me 
Luv it…filling yur wet pussy with my thick hard cock…..suckin on yur nipples…yum..

Stroking

Tuesday, May 14, 2013
7:35am
Hiya kid!  How can it be only Tuesday?  Yesterday felt like three days!  Have a terrific day!
7:58am
Yesterday started bad.  Remember the 18 yr old who died Valentine’s?  His mother’s boyfriend died Mother’s Day. WTF?  Then there’s news from a best pal in London – they’re divorcing.  No hint of it before this.  Ugh.  Work was nuts, ordering food for 8 events. 
Then I got a lunch offer from an online dater I had just started texting!  We had a great lunch, then walked to the river for “dessert.” Nothing like necking in the sunshine!  He said nice things, swelled my head.  Good thing he had on dark pants!  What a day!
3:56pm Phil
Awwww.  You have been busy.  Glad lunch turned out well. Why were dark pants a good thing? Glad it worked out and you had fun.  Up to my ass in alligators!
6:30pm
Dark pants hide wet spots.
Alligators?
Tried to pick up my car – the speedometer and tachometer were dead!  So I left it.  Argh!  Hauling my ass home on the bus again. Grr. Tomorrow will be better, right?
8:36pm Phil
Thought it was wet spot
[photo of his face and chest in a hoodie, sitting outside]
8:42pm
Hiya Handsome!  You sure are looking sexy!  Thanks for the pic!

Wet spots happen to certain men around me. I wasn’t doing nothin’ except kissing him, stroking, cupping and… whispering naughty things!

8:59pm Phil
It’s the combination of all of the above. We like the stroking and naughty things
9:07pm Phil
I liked it when you were stroking me too
Damn if my dick didn’t jump to attention
9:10pm
Really? Nice.  I like stroking you. And sucking on you.  And licking… mmm.  Such a gorgeous cock!  
What are you drinking?
I also like it when you stroke me. 
9:36pm Phil
I like that too. Very average cock but glad you like it.
Margarita
[photo of his gorgeous cock]
9:40pm
Now that’s the dessert for me!  What are you thinking about?
9:42pm Phil
You stroking it
10:02pm
mmmmm… I want to… so much.

[Gif of a woman jerking off a man]
If you click on it… she moves. Just trying to help out. 
10:51pm Phil
Love it! Hot!
10:57pm Phil
Oil and slippery, wonderful and sexy
10:59pm
Yes… can’t stop watching… imagining us.
11:02pm Phil
You can do that any time
11:11pm
Yes please… looks so hot!

Meeting SeaMan

If you missed Step 1 and 2, click back to this post.

Monday May 13, 2013

Step 3: Monday
He texted back.  
TEXTS
10:05 am Good morning first mate… looking forward to seeing your skills in action.  Captn Stan
11:15 am Ahoy! 🙂  Should we tack or jib?  I have mad skillz. What next?
11:29 am How bout lunch today?
11:36 am  Sure.  I do have on Navy blue.  Can you sail to [my neighborhood]?
11:45 am My vessel know no limits.  See you at [restaurant] at 12:30 pm?
11:58 am  See you there.  Fair warning – I hug on sight.
11:59 am LOL.  I’m the bearded one… black pants
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Wow.  I adore a man with a plan.  Asks, gets an answer, adds detail.  There!
I walked to the restaurant.  Beautiful day… clear, 50’s, breezy.  I waited in the entryway.  
TEXTS
12:30 pm SeaMan Parking
12:32 pm Me Waiting in the entry
He came strolling up, smiled and we grabbed each other. I hugged, he pecked me on the lips, I squeezed his ass, his tweaked my nipple, and we smiled.  He said, “Wow… you are a sexy woman!”   I was a bit flummoxed by that as an opening salvo, but managed to squeak out, “You’re not so bad yourself!”
We were seated at a table for two, alone in the elevated section.  It wasn’t crowded so we could talk freely.  And we did!   It was the usual dance… married I assume, any kids?  Pets? Tell me about your work.  How long have you been on AM?   Turns out he used to work where I do, in another division, but left 6 years ago.  He really has a boat.  Volunteers at Community Boating.  He said his wife had no interest, they were separated for about a year… and then the waiter interrupted.  
He seemed to have decided he wanted me in the first 20 seconds, and was moving on to how to make it happen and what we’d do!  I asked him what he likes and he said “Big women with big breasts.”   He asked my bra size, said his last affair was with a woman of the same size.  I told him that I read sexy blogs, chat on IRC, watch porn… to learn things.  He seemed intrigued.  
All this adds up to smart, funny, rich, charming… damn.  
He paid for lunch and I thanked him.  He asked if I’d like to take a walk, to explore.  I said yes and he took my arm and guided me out, then let go on the street in a gentlemanly way in case anyone was looking.  We strolled through the old buildings and down to the river, found a bench and sat in the sunshine.  It was a perfect spot… the sun, the water, the breeze… a few Canada geese… people running by but not too many. We cuddled together.  Then started kissing.  He was very good.  I let him explore a bit, then added my tongue and nibbled the side.  He murmured what every man says… “My… you are the best kisser!”

I was bad… He pulled my hair and bit my neck and I thought of a dom blogger pal! 
He played with my chest, asked me my fantasy.  I told him I wanted him to cum on my chest, that I’d never seen it, felt it.  He said he could spunk me up!  He was working his way under my top, getting a nipple free of my bra, tweaking… he looked down at my famous cleavage…said, “Whoa! Very nice.”
He said a lot of complimentary things, swelled my head!
I played with his beard and he asked where I’dl like to feel it – on my thighs.  
He ran with that… talked about his tongue and my clit.  He began talking in a low growl, telling me how he’d slide between my tits, tease my chin with his tip, squeeze my chest around him.  He has a great voice and uses it well!
He put my hand between his legs and I stayed to play, cupping his balls gently, then moving up to explore the shape of his cock and stroke him.  “Mmmm… very nice hands,” he murmured.  Reassuring words like that make me soar!
I asked him about his fantasies and he asked if I have any toys.  I told him I do but I haven’t used them, been hoping for a man to help me figure out how they’d enhance things.  He said he could do that.  We kissed more. He started playing with my clit thru my pants. He talked about using them to enhance the ramp up, ladies first etc.
He wanted to know if I would suck on him?  I told him I’ve learned it’s not just sucking… there’s licking from bottom to top
flicking the slit
twisting with my hands
looking up
into his eyes
making loud smacking sounds
(I think that’s when he got wet)
He told me it was a good thing he had on dark pants!  That there was pre-cum making a wet spot… wishing I could lick it off for him. 
It was time to go.  We hugged then walked back, talking about possible hotels and days.  He shook my hand.  I thanked him for lunch… and “dessert.”  He chuckled.  I took off. He called out “text me!”  I waved.
Best start ever!

Tulips

Monday, May 13, 2013
8:10am
Good morning kid!  Have a marvelous Monday!
9:04am Phil
Good morning! Happy Monday!  Went to the Holland Tulip festival over the weekend! Gorgeous! Have not been since high school.

Sounds like you had a fun weekend.  I made homemade blueberry waffles for breakfast yesterday and then we had Filet and lobster for dinner.

Busy week coming up but the weather is supposed to be amazing! Have a great week Sass!

Texting SeaMan

Sunday, May 12, 2013
A new man wrote to me!  The first new guy since the Traveler more than a month ago.  Whee!  I keep thinking I am done with Ashley Madison.  And then another interesting man writes and I feel new hope and… I take another chance. 
Step 1: Saturday very late –

He sent me a message on AM.
“Liked your profile.  Would luv to learn more.
Yahoo IM (easier to chat there) or phone number (text me) . “
Hmm… short, not very impressive.  He could have sent that message to anyone.  No man has given me his phone number in a first message.  Feels like hopping directly to the third rung of the ladder. 
Checked his profile.  Wow… very nice.  Lots of juicy text. Very nautical.  And he gave me the key to two photos.  Him on a sailboat in a very famous place far away, and his eyes very close up.  Hmm… 6 ft tall, 195 pounds, bald but nice red/white beard, and a twinkle in his eye.  I decided to sleep on it.    
Step 2: Sunday 
I decided to text him.  Never started out that way.  I used my Google Voice # so he can’t ID me.  
Wow, this is tricky.  Brevity is not my forte.  (You knew that already!) But here goes: 
TEXT:  2:03 pm 
Hiya Skipper, permission to come aboard? Sassy here.  More later?  Hugs with groping!  -S
No response.  Hmmm.
With an email, I can tell myself he doesn’t look at that account except at work, or something.  With a text… pretty much have to assume he saw it and didn’t respond.  How could he resist my boat jargon?Maybe he was away from his phone for Mother’s Day?  Not likely.  Ah well…