Jump your bones

From: Sassy
To: SmoothGuy
Sent: Sunday, February 17, 2013 11:47 AM
Subject: Sunday smiles
Good morning!  I hope the snowing, blowing and cold is not cramping your Sunday style.  Here’s a 5 minute video that I adore.  Hope it makes you… smile.  
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From: SmoothGuy
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, February 17, 2013 8:24 PM
Subject: re: Sunday smiles
Hi there!  
Thanks for the video! Watched it several times, makes me want to jump your bones!!
Wish I had some naked pictures of me to share with you. And vice versa – maybe down the road. For now, I’ll be happy enough with your cleavage and your pink panties. Though more is always better, if you’re comfortable enough …
Back to the family – have some extended ones visiting tonight.
Have a nice evening!
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From: Sassy
To: SmoothGuy
Sent: Sunday, February 17, 2013 10:37 PM 
Hiya! 
Made you want to jump me?  Ha ha… yay!  That’s the point!  So glad you liked it.  It takes a lot of courage for me to send them.  I giggle every time when she says, “Why are you stopping?!” and drool at the sounds… the slapping of bodies, her moaning… yum.  
I can take some photos of you if you like.  🙂   I will look through my stash… see what I can send.  I am much better at finding nice p0rn photos than I am at sharing my curvy self. 
Hope you had fun with the fam! 
-S
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From: SmoothGuy
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, February 18, 2013 12:04 AM
Hi there!
Just a quick note before bed.
Hope your day was nice and you were thinking about getting jumped!
I appreciate you sending the sexy videos – and I enjoy them and that you are comfortable enough to do so. Anything that you want me to copy in real life or any you want to share as what you would do for me are great. I am a great note taker!!

Hold me

Tuesday, February 19, 2013
7:40am
Thanks for the sexy feedback!   They are for you.  
So glad they caused a reaction!
You working today?  They announced our new big boss yesterday – changes coming!  Off to work to see what that’s about. Happy Tuesday!
8:06am Phil
I am not working today!  Got home around 3 from the show. Cleaning house and going to the gym today. Got a little blizzard going here.

Good luck with the changes!

I am going to grab a shower, jerk off to your pictures and start my day!

8:22am Phil
Back at you!
[photo of his gorgeous cock]
9:08am Phil
[photo of him naked in the bathroom from the side with a very erect cock]
9:34am
Oooh!  I adore it when you read my mind!  was thinking “I wanna see!”  You rock, kid!  So gorgeous!  Now if I could just touch… mmm…. have a great day!
10:22am
Hey!  What is that on your chin?  Mmm… stubble.  
Bet that would feel amazing on my inner thigh!
10:52am Phil
Minx
11:18am
You know it.   While you’re scruffing my skin w/ my juices all over your beard, I’ll be tasting your cock, on all fours over you… sucking, licking balls to tip, edging you til you’re so hot your blood is boiling.
11:59am Phil
Well damn!
12:14am
Hubby got laid tonight.  First time since 1999.  *sigh  Wish you could just hold me and tell me life will be okay again someday.

Another spot to pleasure

·       10:25 PM SmoothGuy: Hi are you around?
·       10:25 PM SmoothGuy: Ping
·       10:34 PM SmoothGuy: Ping?
·       10:38 PM Sassy: Hiya!
·       10:38 PM SmoothGuy: Hey there
·       10:38 PM Sassy: Mwah!
·       10:40 PM SmoothGuy: For some reason I’ve been thinking about oral sex all day  : 0
·       10:40 PM Sassy: Hee hee
·       10:40 PM SmoothGuy: Well done.
·       10:41 PM Sassy: So sorry I make you think of sexy things.  ; )
·       10:41 PM Sassy: Maybe feel a little more alive than usual?
·       10:42 PM SmoothGuy: Felt very alive!
·       10:42 PM SmoothGuy: And hard now, again!
·       10:43 PM SmoothGuy: Hope can feel your lips around me one day
·       10:45 PM Sassy: me too… I adore making a man explode. That way.
·       10:47 PM SmoothGuy: Well, you certainly have me thinking about it quite often.
·       10:48 PM SmoothGuy: I just love making a woman shake and spasm with my mouth
·       10:48 PM SmoothGuy: Nothing better. Can almost taste it just typing.
·       10:49 PM Sassy: It’s so great when a man is into exploring “down there.”
·       10:49 PM SmoothGuy: A great pleasure in my book.
·       10:50 PM Sassy: Makes me lose my vocabulary!
·       10:50 PM SmoothGuy:  : )
·       10:51 PM SmoothGuy: To be very open, and a bit out there…..
·       10:52 PM SmoothGuy: I’d love to alternate and do a taste test with the vagina and the penis….  : )
·       10:52 PM Sassy: Heh. Lots of porn like that!
·       10:53 PM SmoothGuy: I’m sure there is. But, the real thing is such a turn on to think about
·       10:53 PM Sassy: Do you think about ass play?
·       10:53 PM SmoothGuy: ….and would be amazing to do.
·       10:54 PM SmoothGuy: Ass play in what sense?
·       10:54 PM Sassy: Someone putting things inside you
·       10:54 PM Sassy: tongue, finger, toys?
·       10:54 PM Sassy: going in and out, filling you?
·       10:55 PM Sassy: finding your p-spot?
·       10:55 PM SmoothGuy: Yes, that I do think about
·       10:55 PM Sassy: Cool
·       10:56 PM SmoothGuy: As long as it’s gentle
·       10:56 PM Sassy: sure
·       10:56 PM SmoothGuy: How about you?
·       10:56 PM Sassy: I did it once with someone who was not gentle…
·       10:56 PM Sassy: need to find someone who is better at it!
·       10:57 PM SmoothGuy: Ouch
·       10:57 PM Sassy: I have a box of toys I haven’t used… could see if any of them are enhancing…
·       10:57 PM SmoothGuy: Well, I’m willing to be led and taught in that regard
·       10:58 PM Sassy: We could explore together
·       10:58 PM SmoothGuy: That would be very nice to do together
·       10:59 PM SmoothGuy: Key is not being shy and communicating what feels good
·       10:59 PM Sassy: yes
·       11:01 PM SmoothGuy: Have you used your tongue with the ass play? Or received it ….
·       11:01 PM Sassy: Yes
·       11:01 PM SmoothGuy: Do tell …if that’s okay
·       11:03 PM Sassy: Tell what?
·       11:03 PM Sassy: I’m licking and sucking and keep going lower.  : )
·       11:04 PM Sassy: Usually put a finger up in there and wiggle, while sucking…
·       11:04 PM Sassy: Makes men says fun things like “I have never come so hard in my life.”  ; )
·       11:04 PM SmoothGuy: Must drive the guy crazy
·       11:05 PM Sassy: In a good way.
·       11:05 PM SmoothGuy: And have you received as well?
·       11:05 PM Sassy: Yes… fingers in both holes at once.
·       11:05 PM Sassy: licking on down…
·       11:06 PM Sassy: I get a little nervous about stuff from the ass getting higher up… causes big trouble… but most guys are careful…
·       11:06 PM Sassy: Geesh… I sound like such a trollop tonight!
·       11:07 PM SmoothGuy: Well, you may have to give me some tips, as I’m an ass virgin
·       11:07 PM SmoothGuy:  : )
·       11:08 PM Sassy: yum
·       11:08 PM Sassy: I’m not sure why it’s considered so naughty
·       11:09 PM Sassy: just another spot to pleasure
·       11:09 PM SmoothGuy: Do have to sign off soon  : (
·       11:09 PM Sassy: I do appreciate your popping in
·       11:09 PM Sassy: You make me smile
·       11:10 PM SmoothGuy: You make me smile!
·       11:10 PM SmoothGuy: I think the ass is taboo, which makes it naughty
·       11:11 PM Sassy: eh… just another spot to try
·       11:11 PM Sassy: I hope you have sexy dreams!
·       11:11 PM SmoothGuy: You too … Night
·       11:11 PM Sassy: Mwah!

Front and back

Monday, February 18, 2013 President’s Day 
11:51am Phil
Hope your day is good!
12:37pm
Just attended my first Jewish funeral.  The young son of a project friend died of epileptic seizure during 1st yr at college
8:01pm Phil
That sucks
8:02pm
Yup.  Hubby said “With all the old jerks in the world, why did this fun, smart, creative, sweet young kid have to go?”  So sad…
8:03pm Phil
I know so sad. Always tears me up
8:03pm
His mother, our friend, spoke beautifully.  Amazing she could do that.
Family still around?
8:05pm Phil
All gone.  I’m headed to see a show. 
8:21pm
Time to see a couple naked photos?
11:06pm Phil
Hell yeah!
11:08pm
They’re me… first my back. Be kind…
Now my front.
1:18am Phil
I’ve seen both sides. I like em both
Hot pussy shot!
Great shots!
3:16am Phil
Pussy looks wet like maybe a finger has recently been there. 
Back shot looks good! What are these for?
Got my dick hard if that’s the purpose, good shots

Being nice

From: Sassy
To: Teddy
Subject: Sunday fun
Sent: Sun, Feb 17, 2013 11:45 AM
Good morning!  I hope all the snowing, blowing and cold is not cramping your Sunday morning. 
Here’s a sexy 5 minute video for you.  Two people being nice to each other.  🙂 
Enjoy!
 -S
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From: Teddy
To: Sassy
Subject: re: Sunday fun
Sent: Sun, Feb 17, 2013 11:51 AM
thanks – nice – teddy

Parking ban

Sunday, February 17, 2013
10:03am
It’s snowing and blowing and cold!  Have to figure out if we can have monthly project steering mtg.  Ugh.  Hate making those calls.  
Have a great Sunday!
12:42pm
Okay.  Meeting postponed!  Whee!  Can’t ask people to come in this, and try to park when there’s a ban in effect.  It can wait until next week. 
Back to watching p0rn.  🙂
6:32pm Phil
LOL
Enjoy

Best BJ video

Saturday, February 16 Text to Teddy
Hiya handsome!  Headed out to lunch with mom.  Noticing some aches…remembering.  whee!  Hope you’re having a grand day! 
1:42 pm Text from Teddy
That is a feature not a bug – yes? 
1:44 pm Text to Teddy
Oh yes! Each twinge makes me remember how I got it and smile!  You okay? 
1:45 pm Text to Teddy
Yeah… doing taxes and bills.  Such is life.  Send the porn. 
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From: Sassy
To: Teddy
Subject: The Black Gift
Sent: Feb 16, 2013 6:34 pm
Hiya Teddy! 
Here is a treat to give you a change of pace from the financial side of life. 
It’s the amazing Camille Crimson in the black lingerie from “The Art of Blow Job” 
Enjoy!
-Sassy

Uncut

Saturday, February 16, 2013
10:17am
It’s snowing again!  Big fluffy flakes.  
How’s your day? Family behaving?  Enjoy!
11:04am
Oh!  Almost forgot… I got laid yesterday.  Nice older man I met online.  Whee!  That should make me a little calmer for a while.  🙂
11:15am Phil
Good for you! Hope it was good! Relieved is how I feel!
[photo of him outside]
Cold here
[photo of him right out of the shower -naked shoulders..mmm]
[photo of his gorgeous cock]
[photo of him with his family]
11:22am
Wow!  Thanks for the photos! 
Brrr… Yum…Hi to Tommy & your mom!  Relief sounds good!
11:24am Phil
Have fun babe! Life’s short!
11:26am
Sex was good!  He focused on me first!  My first time touching an uncut guy!  Rest is a jumble.  No emo… just fun.  He travels a lot, asked to see me again in March before we left the room!  Doesn’t seem like “something I would do” but better than nothing!  Makes me miss you!!
Off for lunch with Mom.  Have fun with the fam!

1:30 pm
Hot and sour soup!

FFF Read My Lips

Happy Valentine’s Day!  It’s time for Flash Fiction Friday, when the talented Tom from Three Spelling Mistakes challenges us to write what a photo inspires us to write!  Pop over to his blog to see what he and other wonderful writers made of this photo.  My take is below. 

Here’s this week’s challenge: 

Word Limit: 100
Word Bonus: +100 for every time you’ve had your heart broken.
Required Word: Truth
Forbidden Word: Love

Extra Credit: Tell us your Valentine’s Day plans!

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“What are you two doing?” My handsome room mate inquired when he got home from work.   

“Making cupcakes with those ghastly little Valentine’s hearts on top,” my friend Sally told him.  He leaned over to read the sayings and steal a cupcake. 

“Hey!  These aren’t romantic!  All the sayings are… mean!” He complained. 

“Well… it’s a party for single women.  We’re not into romance,” I explained. 

He shook his head, heading to his room. “I’m here to help whenever you’re ready!” 

“You should tell him the truth,” Sally pointed out.  

“What… and ruin our friendship?  Not a chance,” I replied. 
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100 words.  If I kept writing 100 for each heart break?  You’d have a tome on your hands!  

Hubby and I had our usual indoor picnic with decadent treats and TV.  Read about a past one here for the list of delectable delicious delights we brought home and devoured!  Hope you had a fun day!

Meet Mr Hyatt

February 15, 2013 6:58 am Text from Teddy 
GM
Woke up with a hard cock, with your name on it-thank you.
Oh demure wench, so desiring of you and your flesh, mouth, lips, nipples wanting to be nibbled, thighs to excite, pussy to finger and suck, ass cheeks to massage.
Want and will explode on and in you. AND so looking forward to exciting and stimulating your entire body with multiple orgasms.
Good Morning.
9:45 am Text to Teddy 
Good morning!  Wow… you know how to start a lady’s day off right!
9:55 am Text from Teddy
You are welcome
You realize YOU bring it out of me.
and I so enjoy and look forward to making it real.
12:24 pm Text from Teddy
801 Hyatt
12:24 PM Text to Teddy
Showered, shaved, clipped, deodorized, lip glossed, lucky black bra…READY to rock your world?  Oh yes!
12:25 pm Text to Teddy
Heading over NOW! You okay? 
12:25 pm Text from Teddy
Excited.  You? 
12:26 pm Text to Teddy
Very@
12:45 pm Text to Teddy
Almost there!
It was like a plot to keep me from getting there.  A big crane was blocking traffic!  Everything stopped for a couple of minutes while it moved snow from the road and then finally backed into an alley. 
Then there was the bus full of athletes being let out at the Hyatt that blocked the entrance for five solid minutes. 
I finally pulled into the parking garage, found a spot on the third floor, found my way to the elevator down to the lobby, then took the glass elevator up to the 8th floor and found the first room on the right – #801!  I knocked decisively.  I waited about 30 seconds, then he opened the door. 
I was determined to get my hands and mouth on him before he could look at me, so I grabbed him for a hug.  I put him off balance, so he slammed back into the wall… oops!  He grabbed me and moaned, and I kissed him!  We had a fierce tongue battle and a bunch of groping.  Yay!  I finally backed off.

Ted Knight

“Do I look okay?” he asked.  
“Oh yes! Do I?” I asked, twirling around in the middle of the room.  I set my stuff on the credenza.  I had a tote bags with bottled water and chocolate-covered potato chips.  I looked out the window at the view of the city.  
“I wonder if I can see my place?  Nope,” I said.
“Where do you want to go now?” he asked.  
“Heaven,” I answered. 
“Come here, let’s go together!” he called to me.  I sat on the edge of the bed next to him.  He pulled me over half on top of him and we kissed more. 
He played with my silky scarf, joked about it coming in handy later, having lots of uses.  He unbuttoned my top and marveled at my cleavage, sticking his fingers and then his nose between my breasts.  He took off all my clothes, stroking what he exposed, ended up between my legs with his hands and mouth on me.   He is very fast and forceful, plunging into me and stroking my clit.  It was rather rough but effective.  I told him to slow down and swipe, and he did.
He has a running chatter, “Oh Yes!  Look at those gorgeous pussy lips!  I adore fleshy lips!  I’m going to taste them, you bet I am.  And you taste so good!  Ummmmmm….. you like that darling?  You want to cum for me? Come on, cum… you can… relax… let go…”  It was quite amazing to run into a talker, and one who would say what he’s going to do and compliment my body.  
He pulled me down to the end of the bed and got up to take off his clothes.  He asked me to undo his belt buckle and take off his white bikini underwear.  I chatted at him while I did that.  
“Oh, I do adore the sound of a buckle… unbuckling… and a zipper…. unzipping… oh yeah…”, and “Oh my!  A first for me!” I exclaimed as his lovely erect cock was exposed.  
“What’s that my dear?” he asked.
“An uncut man,” I explained, as I touched him.  He was a medium length, quite wide, hooded masterpiece.  I remembered that one of the chat ladies has a theory that men not born in this country are more likely to be uncut, and this was another data point to confirm that.   He was surprised, said he didn’t want to ask about my sexual experience but he would have thought I’d have seen others.  
We progressed to me sucking on him… licking him… he asked me not to touch him with my hand, just use my mouth.  This confused me, but I did what he asked.  Why wouldn’t he want my talented hands on him?  
He was very excited and I thought I might get to swallow, but he pulled me away, turned me over and went inside me doggie style.  He set a frantic pace… pulling me on and off.  He said nice things about my back side as he slammed in and out of me.  I held on for dear life, and tried to enjoy but it was a bit frantic for me.  He reached for a condom on the night stand and I heard foil tear then momentary silence, and more pumping.  He released inside me with a loud moan and collapsed next to me on the bed.

I got up to get the bottled water and the chocolate potato chips.  We re-hydrated and shared the sweet crunchy treats.  He was skeptical but after the first taste, ate several more and made nice noises.

He somehow thought sex would be the key to unlock all my secrets.  He asked me where I work.  I demurred.  He asked my real name.  No, sorry.  Then he wanted to know where I live.  Um… no.  Really… no.  He talked along, trying to trick me, telling me things, telling me I should reciprocate.  Ugh.  I closed my eyes and pretended to rest.  He snoozed a little which gave me a break from the interrogation. 

The short nap re-energized him and he started playing with my chest.  Then he dropped a bombshell.  His profile said he was 55 but he was really… 65!  Not that a number matters but… wow.  He said when he puts anything above 59 on his profile, replies stop.  I pondered whether I would have answered and decided he was probably right.  But still… 10 years.  Wow.  
He asked me to roll over on top of him and go again.  I was worried about squishing him, but he said to go for it and I did and it was fun!  He held my hips and pounded up from underneath me… yum.  
We talked more, cuddled together.  He told me stories about his travels, his work, his family.  
He pulled me around again and went back inside me with my legs on his shoulders.  I watched his face as the pleasure rolled through him.  
We cuddled some more.  He asked if I would see him again.  I was surprised… most men don’t ask during the first meet.  He said he’d be away on vacation for a couple of weeks, and then away on business for a bit but as soon as he got back… he wanted to see me.   I smiled and said I would think about it.  I offered to go out for dumplings with him but he said he had to get home.

He showered and I got dressed.  He gave me a big hug and a deep kiss and escorted me out the door.  I walked to the garage.  

I sat in my car in the garage and called Hubby, asked if he wanted any food from Mary Chung’s. He asked me to order his favorites.  I got a message from Teddy!  Wow.  No need to wonder when he’d contact me.  
5:08 pm Text from Teddy
Thank you for a very nice afternoon.  Enjoyed you immensely. 
5:30 pm Text to Teddy
Thank you, Teddy!  You are a delight!  I went by Mary Chung’s on my way home… mmmm.