SmoothGuy Parking Tips

Subject: Friday night flight of fancy
From: Sassy
To: SmoothGuy
Sent: Jan 11, 2013 9:22 pm 
Hiya!  
Hope your week went well.  Home alone on a Friday night and thinking about you, hoping you are smiling.  
-S
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From: SmoothGuy
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 15, 2013 6:52 pm 
Hi Sassie!
I hope you’ve been well. Sorry I haven’t written back sooner, but work, battling a cold, and regular life sometimes gets in the way. Plus, as I mentioned before, I’m somewhat wishy washy on this whole thing. But, I’d like to move forward and see how it goes.
And, yes I’ve felt real comfortable chatting with you, which is an excellent sign. I think last time we chatted, we talked about availibility and it seemed to mesh. I just want to be clear about what I can offer you, because I want to be sensitive and not raise unmet expectations – so I try to be direct.
Timing wise – weekends for a few hours maybe one in three with the occasional “most of a day get together” – “gambling trip to foxwoods” for me, or my spouse being out of town. Hard to tell the frequency of those.
In between meeting – the occasional email or chat, but I need to be very careful there, because its hard to be discreet when people are home.
When meeting – and of course, this assumes we hit it off well in person – a lot of nice, hot passionate romance.
Question for you – do you any favorite discreet places to meet? Outside of a hotel, which can’t be every time, I struggle with ideas for safe and discreet places to meet and make out like crazy :-).
Anyway, hope all is well with you.
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From: Sassy
To: SmoothGuy
Sent: Jan 15, 2013 9:07 pm 
Hiya Handsome! 
So nice to hear from you!  So sorry to hear you’ve been sick!  I hope you win that battle soon.  
No worries – I know real life interferes with philandering. I am patient.  I didn’t mean to push… just wanted you to know I am thinking about you.  You should have fun stuff to think about, even if you never act on it – you deserve some sexy smiles from a buxom wench!  
Yay for moving ahead!  Thank you!  I am so honored that you might take a chance on me!  
Don’t get too far ahead of yourself.  You don’t know if we’ll have any chemistry.  We should meet for lunch or a coffee and a quick kiss with some groping, see how that goes.  You may decide I am too… something.  It happens.  
But I can tell you are worrying, thinking ahead, so I will try to answer and put your mind at ease. I think it is sweet that you are mulling over all this! 
I appreciate you being direct.  It is very good to set expectations.  Please don’t worry about me expecting a lot.  I am getting nothing now, so any time you have here and there will be fine.  
Of course I want to hear from you a lot, but I understand the risks and I am patient between emails as you have seen. 
It may make sense to just wait until we can afford a room.  There is a nice place near me that is right around $100, but I am also keeping an eye out for places to park. I’ll do some more research.  I am a novice at this too.  I googled it and the answers are funny but not too helpful.  
I have a mini-van with back seats that can be arranged so there is a lot of space in the back and it has tinted windows. I look for spots to park headed into a building or a hill or woods, so no one will walk in front of the car.  I may also invest in a “sunshield” to block the front window.  Rainy days or darkness helps. Then I look around and try to park slightly away from the traffic, but not alone so I stick out. With some pillows and a blanket, it could get quite private.  Look around and I will do the same… places w/o cameras… parks?  Parking lots? Places that are busy during the week and relatively quiet on the weekends?  The idea of making out with you is making me breathe funny, so I will go now!  
Hugs with groping! 
-Sassy
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From: SmoothGuy
To: Sassy
Sent:  Jan 16, 2013 10:55 pm
Hi there!
Thanks for your note back!  And I do realize i over analyze stuff and get ahead of myself. Sorry about that. 
I’m glad you have some great ideas about the pratical aspects of passion and romance. Makes things easier. A lunch or coffee date seems like the right next step. And of course the kissing and groping part sounds like fun too :-). 
What days/ times work best for you? I’m very busy at work the next few weeks, but maybe after that
I’m smiling thinking about making out with you!

SmoothGuy Redux

Friday, January 4, 2013 
Sooo… here’s a perfect example of the maxim that men often reappear, even after a “final farewell.”  One week after opting out of the affair business – look who reappeared on Yahoo IM:
Jan 04 7:53 PM SmoothGuy: Hi there?
Jan 04 8:08 PM Sassy: Hiya
Jan 04 8:10 PM Sassy: what’s up fella?
Jan 04 8:12 PM SmoothGuy: Hi home alone. Still lonely for romance
Jan 04 8:13 PM SmoothGuy: How you’ve been?
Jan 04 8:16 PM Sassy: rolling along. Huge bump in new guys on AM this week…
Jan 04 8:16 PM Sassy: but I am feeling rather done.
Jan 04 8:16 PM Sassy: I got stood up last week. That was harsh.
Jan 04 8:18 PM SmoothGuy: That sucks you got stood up, happened to me a few times
Jan 04 8:18 PM Sassy: Really?
Jan 04 8:18 PM Sassy: I would NEVER do that.
Jan 04 8:19 PM Sassy: Did you ever hear why?
Jan 04 8:19 PM SmoothGuy: Thanks. Me neither. I have cancelled, but at least sent a note well ahead of time
Jan 04 8:20 PM SmoothGuy: Never heard. Figured they changed their mind
Jan 04 8:20 PM Sassy: Yes… that’s happened to me. It is sad but not like sitting alone in a bar for 40 minutes wondering…
Jan 04 8:20 PM Sassy: Ah well… I picked up take-out from Oiive Garden, got my sausage for lunch another way
Jan 04 8:21 PM SmoothGuy: Or waiting outside a restaurant
Jan 04 8:21 PM SmoothGuy: Funny 
Jan 04 8:21 PM SmoothGuy: I want a lunch date now 
Jan 04 8:22 PM Sassy: oh?
Jan 04 8:23 PM SmoothGuy: Sausage or not, lunch would be fun. Just not sure when
Jan 04 8:23 PM Sassy: with me?
Jan 04 8:27 PM SmoothGuy: Yes with you. But, to be fully open, just not sure how my wishy washyness would play out. Would want to play things by ear
Jan 04 8:27 PM Sassy: That’s very honest.
Jan 04 8:28 PM SmoothGuy: Don’t want to build, pull back, then cause hurt
Jan 04 8:28 PM Sassy: Noble
Jan 04 8:28 PM SmoothGuy: Build expectations
Jan 04 8:29 PM Sassy: I think if you’re honest, it can work
Jan 04 8:29 PM SmoothGuy: Not noble. But honest
Jan 04 8:30 PM Sassy: It is noble. I’ve been dealing with guilt kings who don’t let on until after they sleep with me… SUCKS
Jan 04 8:30 PM Sassy: So I am left to wonder if it’s b.s. and they didn’t like me or if they are really that un-selfaware
Jan 04 8:30 PM SmoothGuy: Agree that sucks
Jan 04 8:31 PM Sassy: Sorry to let loose… just explaining…
Jan 04 8:31 PM Sassy: but I am used to lots of nothing, so something sometimes maybe seems worth checking out?
Jan 04 8:31 PM SmoothGuy: No need to be sorry. If you can’t vent here where can you?
Jan 04 8:32 PM Sassy: I try not to be venty… try to be fun!
Jan 04 8:32 PM Sassy: And sexy. 
Jan 04 8:32 PM SmoothGuy: Think it’s worth checking out
Jan 04 8:32 PM Sassy: Just promise to write one email after okay?
Jan 04 8:32 PM SmoothGuy: And you are fun!!
Jan 04 8:33 PM Sassy: Even if its “yeah, no. Best of luck.”
Jan 04 8:33 PM Sassy: Awww… thanks!
Jan 04 8:33 PM Sassy: You inspire me.
Jan 04 8:33 PM SmoothGuy: I promise not to treat you like shit
Jan 04 8:34 PM SmoothGuy: And treat you well
Jan 04 8:34 PM Sassy: I don’t ask for much, but total silence… argh!
Jan 04 8:34 PM Sassy: Sorry… you’re co-cheaters have been making me gunshy
Jan 04 8:34 PM Sassy: You have been very good.
Jan 04 8:35 PM SmoothGuy: Thanks, just being myself
Jan 04 8:35 PM Sassy: Me, too.
Jan 04 8:35 PM Sassy: I don’t do drama!
Jan 04 8:36 PM SmoothGuy: Always treat people well, especially if you “do the nasty” with them
Jan 04 8:36 PM Sassy: Yeah… my pals say, “Lie to your spouse, not your affair partner!”
Jan 04 8:37 PM SmoothGuy: Good to be honest, in some ways!
Jan 04 8:38 PM Sassy: So what made you washy last week and wishy now?
Jan 04 8:39 PM SmoothGuy: One other thing. I would only be available, once every few weeks, but with occasionlly more concentrated time. So, at best it would off and on. Is that something that works for you ?
Jan 04 8:40 PM Sassy: Yes
Jan 04 8:40 PM Sassy: It sounds perfect
Jan 04 8:41 PM SmoothGuy: Washy wishy comes from my ambivalence followed by my more biological and romantic needs
Jan 04 8:41 PM Sassy: ah… weighing the risk vs. the benefit?
Jan 04 8:41 PM SmoothGuy: That’s great, perfect for me too
Jan 04 8:42 PM SmoothGuy: Some of that. Also guilt Vs benefit
Jan 04 8:43 PM Sassy: where you raised Catholic?
Jan 04 8:43 PM SmoothGuy: But I hope you can give and receive great benefits 
Jan 04 8:43 PM SmoothGuy: Not at all. More about the marriage vow thing
Jan 04 8:44 PM Sassy: Does your wife fulfill her side of the vows?
Jan 04 8:44 PM Sassy: That’s the question someone asked me that set me free
Jan 04 8:45 PM SmoothGuy: Not the romance part of the vows, but the rest
Jan 04 8:45 PM SmoothGuy: Got to go now, will check back over the weekend. Great chatting!
Jan 04 8:45 PM Sassy: Mwah!

AM men so far

January 1, 2013

Happy New Year!

I am feeling a little better this morning – regrouping, taking stock of where I am and trying to figure out where I am going.  I feel done with Ashley Madison but don’t see a clear alternative.  Here’s a quick summary of my contacts since I joined AM in mid-September:

  • 10 men contacted me that I replied to 
  • 6 Met 
  • 3 Had sex with (2 good, one bad)
  • 8 Gone
  • 2 Still talking (Mr Truck and Panties Man)

Month            Met       Status Comments

September

   #1                   No        Gone    Guilt king, stood me up

   The Lawyer     Once     Gone     Regular guy, so sweet, too busy to cheat

   Dancing Man    Once     Gone     Regular guy, One and done without a word

   Panties Man     Once     Active   Kinky, sweet, too busy to cheat

   The Professor   Once     Gone     Vanilla, erudite, lunch and silence

October

   Mr Truck          No       Active     Email king, porn king, kinky

November 

   Speedy             Once     Gone      Selfish, shorter, thinner, one and done

   Period Man       No         Gone      Too many periods!

December

   SmoothGuy       No        Gone     Nice guy, said he won’t cheat

   Volt                Once     Gone     Great guy, generous, guilty

SmoothGuy Sayonora

From: SmoothGuy
To: Sassy
Sent: Thursday, December 27, 2012 5:46 PM
Subject: Farewell
Hi there!
Hope you had a nice holiday. Mine was really comfortable and fun.  It really made me rethink the affair business and I’m afraid I’m going to opt out.
I wish you the best; you seem like a terrific lady.  
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To: Sassy
From: SmoothGuy
Dec 27, 2012 6:10 pm
Subject: re: Farewell
Hiya, 
I hear you.  If you can avoid it, it certainly makes life simpler.  Thanks for letting me know!  I appreciate it a great deal.  
Do check in now and then, let me know how you’re doing?  I’m a good listener.  Sometimes just blowing off steam at a “stranger” can help.  
Take care!
-Sassy
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Ouch.  But fair enough. 
But gents – take note.  This is much better than silence! 
Bye bye SmoothGuy.  We hardly knew ye. 

SmoothGuy Stalling

To: SmoothGuy
From: Sassy
Subject: Images
Sent: Dec 22, 2012 7:12 pm 
Hiya,
Hope your vacation is off to a grand start!  I had the radio playing Christmas tunes today and finally started to get into the spirit! 
It was a busy day… project meeting to teach people how to do publicity and ad sales, then my mom took me out for lunch!  Whee!  
Do you have a photo you send to an interested lady?  I adore seeing shoulders or toes or anything you have to entice me.  I can reciprocate… 
-Sassy
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To: Sassy
From: SmoothGuy
Subject: re: Images 
Sent: Dec 23, 2012 8:53 am 
Hi there Sassie!
Sounds like you had s nice day and you’re getting ready nicely for the holiday.  Yes, my vacation is off to a good start – two movies and going out to eat. Not a bad lifestyle.  
I do have family visiting for the next few days and then we go visiting. So,won’t be able to email much at all, until mid next week – or get to the pc where I have some enticing pictures to send you! I use an iPod touch to do most of my emails, and there’s no camera on it, so I have to do transfers. 
Have a happy holiday and I’ll check in with you in a few days. Feel free to entice me as much as you want, in the meantime 🙂

Fourth Time the Charm

• Dec 19 8:26 AM   SmoothGuy: Hello
• Dec 19 10:19 AM Sassy: Hiya!

• Dec 19 2:13 PM SmoothGuy: Hi again
• Dec 19 2:21 PM Sassy: Tag! You’re it. 
• Dec 20 12:57 AM SmoothGuy: Late night for me. You awake?
• Dec 20 11:07 AM Sassy: Rats! I missed you by 10 minutes. Keep trying!

• Dec 21 1:59 PM SmoothGuy: Hi
• Dec 21 2:05 PM Sassy: Hiya!
• Dec 21 2:06 PM SmoothGuy: Hey there. How are you?
• Dec 21 2:09 PM Sassy: Good. Staring at 11 days off. Psyched!
• Dec 21 2:09 PM Sassy: You?
• Dec 21 2:11 PM SmoothGuy: Same 11 days off! Starting yesterday
• Dec 21 2:11 PM SmoothGuy: Do you have plans?
• Dec 21 2:12 PM Sassy: Not really
• Dec 21 2:12 PM SmoothGuy: Besides thinking about meeting me 
• Dec 21 2:14 PM SmoothGuy: I have no plans, except visiting family, through the middle of next week. Then I’m free to do some things for myself
• Dec 21 2:17 PM Sassy: Meet?
• Dec 21 2:18 PM SmoothGuy: Would love too, if you’d like
• Dec 21 2:21 PM SmoothGuy: I do have to run, and pick up my child from school. Might be spotty for me to chat over the next few days. Email works much better for me if you’d like. I’m at SmoothGuy###@gmail.com
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From: Sassy
To: SmoothGuy @gmail.com
Subject: Connecting
Dec 21, 2012 2:42 pm
Hiya Handsome, 
Thanks for being persistent and catching me on IM!  And reminding me about your email.  Since you didn’t use it, I didn’t know if it was too risky for you.  But I am cool with whatever channel means I get to know more about you.  
So now what?  Is there more you want to know?  
-Sassy

Smooth Talk

SmoothGuy and I got off to a great start on November 25, and then I didn’t hear from him for a few days.  He has a habit of popping up on Yahoo IM late at night.  I heard from him three times this week.  Here are some fun snippets:
CHAT #1

Saturday November 30
11:55 PM SmoothGuy: Do you have an ideal date?
11:56 PM Sassy: Very interesting question…
11:57 PM Sassy: Hmmm…. sushi, conversation, sex?
11:58 PM SmoothGuy: Like all three….which is your favorite? 
11:59 PM Sassy: well… the first two are common, the third rare… so it seems more precious at the moment

Sunday December 1 
12:00 AM Sassy: I have this fantasy of eating a lobster maki off someone’s abs!
12:05 AM Sassy: What’s your ideal “date?”
12:08 AM SmoothGuy: Lunch, but a light lunch …nice scenic walk …quiet area and a lot of smooching….
12:08 AM Sassy: with some groping?
12:09 AM SmoothGuy: Oh yes!!
12:09 AM Sassy: Maybe a picnic.
12:09 AM SmoothGuy: Then a private place…undressing? Or too forward?
12:11 AM SmoothGuy: Picnics are great…some wine and cheese
12:11 AM SmoothGuy: Btw, what type of groping? 
12:16 AM Sassy: Hmmm… groping… Here’s a fun picnic photo…
12:17 AM Sassy: very forward!
12:19 AM SmoothGuy: Yes, so when can we go on a picnic?!! 
12:19 AM Sassy: Hee hee
12:20 AM Sassy: late April? 

12:20 AM SmoothGuy: Should I continue on our date when I undress you?
12:21 AM SmoothGuy: Indoor picnics are nice too 
12:21 AM Sassy: Oooh. You are a frisky thing tonight!
12:22 AM SmoothGuy: Somehow I got some help there!!
12:22 AM Sassy: Something about after midnight…
12:23 AM SmoothGuy: Okay to take off your top and kiss the back off your neck..
12:23 AM SmoothGuy: Yes, late night does change things… For the better 
12:24 AM Sassy: for a start…
12:25 AM SmoothGuy:  and…gently brush up against your nipples…
12:26 AM Sassy: mmm… what should I do while you’re doing that?
12:28 AM Sassy: Could I nibble on an ear?
12:28 AM SmoothGuy: Maybe lean back into me…press into me..turn your head and kiss me deeply…
12:28 AM SmoothGuy: You can nibble, but you would drive me crazy…
12:29 AM Sassy: make little sucking sounds? Breathe on it?
12:29 AM Sassy: run my tongue around a bit?
12:29 AM SmoothGuy: Oh yes…..
12:31 AM SmoothGuy: Okay to have my mouth on your breasts? …flicking your nipples and sucking on them…just gently….
12:31 AM Sassy: that sounds delightful… bite a bit… twist. You would hear some moaning then!
12:32 AM SmoothGuy: Done, with pleasure…
12:32 AM SmoothGuy: From me too!!
12:33 AM SmoothGuy: Should I move south? Or linger some more
12:33 AM Sassy: my belly button is calling to you?
12:34 AM SmoothGuy: We can call it that!
12:35 AM SmoothGuy: And what would you like to do, while I’m investigating your belly button?
12:37 AM Sassy: damn… you have addled my brain already!
12:37 AM Sassy: Sorry… I start picturing things and my brain goes wild
12:38 AM Sassy: and I can’t keep my fingers on the keyboard!
12:39 AM SmoothGuy: So I should stop…but just for now …?
12:40 AM Sassy: Hmmmm….
12:40 AM SmoothGuy: Though, the belly button, is never a place to end things….

12:40 AM Sassy: You write very well
12:41 AM SmoothGuy: As do you. Enjoy chatting
12:41 AM Sassy: You want to taste? Touch?
12:42 AM SmoothGuy: Very much so …you?
12:43 AM Sassy: I am thinking about it, yes…
12:43 AM Sassy: But don’t want to look like a complete hussy right off!
12:43 AM SmoothGuy: It’s been too long for me…
12:44 AM SmoothGuy: For me it’s being open and honest about what I want…
12:44 AM Sassy: It is refreshing
12:46 AM SmoothGuy: Agreed. I don’t think it’s being a hussy or the guy equivalent, but being confident and real
12:46 AM Sassy: So nice to be able to express it, after so much rejection
12:46 AM Sassy: to make it fun!
12:48 AM SmoothGuy: Agreed. Fun is the key. Low stress, pleasure each other, if I can be so bold
12:49 AM Sassy: Sounds perfect.
12:49 AM Sassy: I adore figuring out what will do that
12:49 AM SmoothGuy: And I’m pretty good at below the belly button…and happy to please, as I become bolder
12:50 AM SmoothGuy: I love figuring it out too

12:51 AM Sassy: Adore trying things… see what feels good.
12:52 AM SmoothGuy: Me too. Do you have anything in particular you like?
12:53 AM Sassy: fingers. inside. curled.  You? 
12:55 AM SmoothGuy: Nice…
12:55 AM Sassy: been so long… it’s the simple things I crave right now
12:56 AM SmoothGuy: I hear you…my biggest missing thing is ….
12:57 AM SmoothGuy: And I’m embarrassed a bit…
12:57 AM Sassy: Please don’t be… you can tell me.
12:57 AM SmoothGuy: But what the heck…Is…mouth sliding up and down my shaft …for a long time…
12:59 AM SmoothGuy: Until I just explode.
12:59 AM Sassy: I gather that is something many married men are missing
12:59 AM Sassy: I know how to do that. 
1:00 AM SmoothGuy: I know how to do the equivalent!

1:00 AM Sassy: I’ve watched a lot of… a certain type of video
1:01 AM SmoothGuy: I like your video tastes
1:02 AM Sassy: Am I allowed to play with your ass while I suck on you?
1:02 AM SmoothGuy: Yes, I think, but in what way?’
1:03 AM Sassy: maybe use a finger
1:03 AM SmoothGuy: And, of course, vice versa?
1:03 AM Sassy: a wet finger
1:03 AM SmoothGuy: Oh yes!!
1:04 AM Sassy: part of me… inside you
1:04 AM SmoothGuy: But I might yell a bit!
1:04 AM Sassy: I am gentle, subtle
1:05 AM SmoothGuy: Very nice
1:06 AM SmoothGuy: Hope it can happen!
1:06 AM SmoothGuy: While we are at the embarrassing stage….
1:06 AM Sassy: Nah
1:07 AM Sassy: say!
1:08 AM SmoothGuy: Any interest in anal …in a very gentle way? I’ve never done it …curious
1:08 AM SmoothGuy: Nah to what?
1:08 AM Sassy: Don’t be embarrassed… really.  Maybe… I did it once a long time ago
1:09 AM Sassy: With an idiot who ripped me up. But I try to forget that… hope to trust again
1:09 AM Sassy: Want to know what it feels like when done right with lots of lube… patience…
1:10 AM Sassy: still puzzling over how to be sure it’s clean enough… but there has to be a way!
1:11 AM SmoothGuy: I would expect a lot of patience..
1:11 AM SmoothGuy: Maybe need a few times to try..to get it right
1:12 AM SmoothGuy: Strangely not embarrassed – it’s nice to be open.
1:12 AM Sassy: indeed
1:13 AM Sassy: I am not judgmental. Takes a lot to weird me out
1:13 AM Sassy: and if I am, I say so and roll along

1:14 AM SmoothGuy: Anything you’re interested in? ..good attitude btw
1:14 AM Sassy: I want to see a man cum… on me. Never done that. Simple thing, but I’ve seen it so many videos, want to know what it feels like
1:16 AM Sassy: Is that weird?
1:16 AM SmoothGuy: That’s cool. Think I could handle that with a little help!
1:17 AM SmoothGuy: Not weird at all.
1:17 AM Sassy: Was thinking to use my chest…and my mouth
1:17 AM SmoothGuy: Fantasies and sexual desires are healthy in my book
1:18 AM SmoothGuy: You do have me hard, btw. Hope that’s not too weird
1:18 AM Sassy: Oh, how lovely! Great to know!
1:19 AM Sassy: Kinda wet and twitchy over here….
1:19 AM SmoothGuy: Hey, being open and honest here!
1:19 AM Sassy: Are you touching?
1:19 AM SmoothGuy: Very nice!
1:20 AM SmoothGuy: A little bit. You?
1:20 AM Sassy: Yes indeed
1:21 AM SmoothGuy: Picturing your mouth in action 
1:22 AM Sassy: Slurping sounds
1:22 AM SmoothGuy: Any chance you want to meet?
1:22 AM SmoothGuy: Hmmmmm
1:22 AM Sassy: Not tonight. 
1:22 AM SmoothGuy: Funny!
1:23 AM Sassy: staring up into your eyes…
1:25 AM Sassy: I’m out of practice. But you can tell me… guide me,
1:26 AM SmoothGuy: you’re licking me…
1:27 AM Sassy: make it just right… until your hips can’t stay still
1:28 AM Sassy: take you to the edge about… 17 times
1:28 AM SmoothGuy: Sliding your tongue up and down my penis…nibbling the head..
1:28 AM SmoothGuy: You have me moaning…
1:29 AM SmoothGuy: Rub me between your breasts…
1:29 AM SmoothGuy: I start to cum…but you stop me…
1:29 AM Sassy: you think you can’t hold it… that it can’t get any better… but it does
1:30 AM SmoothGuy: I reach down ….run my tongue up and down your inner thigh
1:31 AM SmoothGuy: You take me fully into your mouth…I thrust my tongue deep inside….
1:32 AM SmoothGuy: Lick you up and down…up and down…up and down …
1:33 AM SmoothGuy: Gently kiss your clitoris….
1:33 AM Sassy: mmmm… I can’t stay still when you do that… hips roll
1:34 AM Sassy: trying to get closer
1:34 AM SmoothGuy: My finger gently finds your anal gland …moves in and out…
1:35 AM SmoothGuy: I move up your body…enter you…hold you close..
1:35 AM SmoothGuy: Kiss you deeply….Thrust back and forth…back and forth….
1:37 AM SmoothGuy: then egads…heaven moves!!!

1:38 AM Sassy: shaking
1:38 AM Sassy: squeaking…you…. um… making a mess over there?
1:41 AM SmoothGuy: Ummm…yes…you the equivalent?
1:41 AM Sassy: Oh yes
1:41 AM SmoothGuy: Do have to hit the hay, though.
1:41 AM Sassy: Hot stuff. Thanks for staying up and playing!
1:41 AM Sassy: Hope it helps you sleep. 
1:42 AM SmoothGuy: Excellent! You too!
1:42 AM SmoothGuy: Oh, it will. Same for you!
1:42 AM Sassy: Good night 
1:43 AM SmoothGuy: You’re very exciting! Night!
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CHAT #2  
Sunday, December 2, 2012

11:45 PM SmoothGuy: Have two minutes, but wanted to say hi
11:45 PM SmoothGuy: If you’re there 
11:45 PM Sassy: Hiya! Mwah!
11:46 PM SmoothGuy: Hi! Enjoyed the other night a lot! Mesh?
11:46 PM Sassy: Me, too. Read it over… smiled.
11:47 PM SmoothGuy: I smiled a lot too!
11:47 PM SmoothGuy: Hope I wasn’t too graphic
11:47 PM Sassy: Nah…
11:48 PM SmoothGuy: Good!!
11:48 PM Sassy: You can be yourself… really.  Silly, sexy, serious… whatever.
11:49 PM SmoothGuy: That’s the nice thing about this…
11:49 PM Sassy: One of the many.
11:49 PM SmoothGuy: I like how open you are
11:50 PM SmoothGuy: Would you ever like to meet
11:50 PM SmoothGuy: Too soon?
11:51 PM Sassy: Feels too soon, but it is possible down the road.
11:51 PM SmoothGuy: Fair enough.
11:51 PM Sassy: A little skittish right now… but trying to get over it.
11:52 PM Sassy: Nothing to do with you…
11:52 PM SmoothGuy: Like the …ahem…sexual openess of our mesages
11:53 PM SmoothGuy: Okay to be careful, I am too
11:53 PM Sassy: That is unusual?
11:53 PM SmoothGuy: That meaning?
11:53 PM Sassy: openess.  I know it’s different from real life.
11:54 PM SmoothGuy: With some I’ve met online yes
11:55 PM SmoothGuy: Yes, in real life I probably wouldn’t ask you about anal!!
11:55 PM SmoothGuy: Unless we were in bed together 
11:55 PM Sassy: Mmm… there’s a thought.
11:56 PM Sassy: But it is good to talk it out a little ahead of time!
11:56 PM SmoothGuy: That’s for sure.
11:57 PM SmoothGuy: Though I just miss the kissing
11:58 PM Sassy: I wonder how long we’d kiss before you’d say “that’s enough”
11:58 PM Sassy: I ponder how often I’d have sex if it was up to me…
11:59 PM Sassy: might try every morning and night for awhile… You?
December 3, 2012
12:00 AM SmoothGuy: Morning and night yes!
12:01 AM SmoothGuy: I could kiss for hours, then spend hours in foreplay, my favorite part!
12:01 AM SmoothGuy: Have to run. Night.
12:01 AM Sassy: Night!
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CHAT #3 

Wednesday, December 5, 2012
11:49 PM SmoothGuy: Hi. You around?
11:50 PM Sassy: Yes.
11:51 PM Sassy: You craving some Sassyness?
11:54 PM SmoothGuy: Yes!
11:54 PM SmoothGuy: How are you these days?
11:56 PM Sassy: crazy early part of the week, slowing down now. You?
December 6, 2012
12:00 AM SmoothGuy: similar, except I have to get up early and go away on business in the morning
12:00 AM SmoothGuy: Should be in bed, but my bad side thought no!!
12:02 AM Sassy:  🙂
12:05 AM SmoothGuy: Ah, but need to go now, mostly wanted to say hi


SmoothGuy Smooth Start

There’s this thing on Ashley Madison where a guy “favorites” you.  He adds you to his list of favorites, and he can turn on notifications so every time a woman logs on, AM emails him.  AM emails the lady to tell her he has done that.  It’s a free way to bring yourself to the attention of a lady. I find it rather creepy, but it does get me to look at the profile.

So SmoothGuy favorited me.  I went to look at his profile and… WOW!  The man can write!  I’ve never seen anything like it.  He told a story of his first date, the song that way playing, the atmosphere.  Very romantic.  Then he described his perfect partner.  And what he is like.  It spoke to me.  He seemed very smooth but earnest in a very approachable way.  No typos!  Perfect punctuation!

He lives about 30 minutes away in a nice suburb, if he’s telling the truth.  47… probably means around 50… fine.  5’10’, 210 pounds. Taller than me, not so skinny… nice.  Looking for “Anything Goes.”  Okay.  Attached.  Good.  Never smoked.  Nice.

So I “winked” at him to see if he’d write back, spend a little money on a message.  Was I worth that?

Yes!
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Date:  Nov 25th – 1:15pm
From:  SmoothGuy
To: Sassy
Message:

Hi there! Love your profile. Also think we are looking for very similar things. Plus don’t know what I like best – the blue eyes, great smile, sultry voice or great attitude! Probably the attitude, but I’m a sucker for a sultry voice :-). Hope to hear back.
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I did not keep him waiting.  I dashed off a quick reply, hoping to catch him while he was still online.
Date:  Nov 25th – 1:28pm
From:  Sassy
To: SmoothGuy
Message:
Hiya! Thanks for writing! You are making me smile. It is scary how much your words resonate with me. I didn’t think it was possible. Most guys get stuck on the word “busty” so I appreciate your reading the rest of that sentence. 🙂 I don’t want you to line AM’s pockets, so let’s switch to email? You can find me at the same user name on Yahoo if you want to explore further. -Sassy
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He was a fast worker.  He pinged me on Yahoo IM 4 minutes later! 
1:32 pm Hi
and he sent a test message to my Yahoo email 4 minutes after that – very smart. 
From: SmoothGuy
Nov 25, 2012 1:36 pm 
To: Sassy’s Yahoo email
Hi there again!
I got your message back and am sending you this to make sure I got the correct address. Also sent an invite on yahoo messanger – don’t know if you use that or not.
Anyway, thanks for sending your nice note back! Let me know if you get this please.
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From: Sassy
Nov 25, 2012 1:56 pm
To: SmoothGuy
Hiya!  Smooth?  SG?  Honey?  Sweetie Pie?  Sugar Lips?  
I am happy to report that your message did not go to some biker chick in Peoria.  You have passed the “able to type an email address” test!  Good man.  You would not believe that several men who made it onto AM can’t manage to do this.  So you are ahead of the pack already.  
I’ll go accept your invitation to chat… so think about what you want to ask me.  What will tell you if I am a possibility?  Heinz or Hunts ketchup?  So tough to know what matters… but let’s try to figure it out! 
-Sassy
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We started IMing at 1:57 pm and rolled along for over an hour until his family got home from the movies and he had to go.  We talked about our AM experiences.  He’s met three women since April – one great experience but she separated from her husband and wanted to date single men, one who didn’t click in person and one who had “too many boyfriends.”  
He seems so nice, and real.  
Wow!  What a smooth start!