SmoothGuy Smooth Start

There’s this thing on Ashley Madison where a guy “favorites” you.  He adds you to his list of favorites, and he can turn on notifications so every time a woman logs on, AM emails him.  AM emails the lady to tell her he has done that.  It’s a free way to bring yourself to the attention of a lady. I find it rather creepy, but it does get me to look at the profile.

So SmoothGuy favorited me.  I went to look at his profile and… WOW!  The man can write!  I’ve never seen anything like it.  He told a story of his first date, the song that way playing, the atmosphere.  Very romantic.  Then he described his perfect partner.  And what he is like.  It spoke to me.  He seemed very smooth but earnest in a very approachable way.  No typos!  Perfect punctuation!

He lives about 30 minutes away in a nice suburb, if he’s telling the truth.  47… probably means around 50… fine.  5’10’, 210 pounds. Taller than me, not so skinny… nice.  Looking for “Anything Goes.”  Okay.  Attached.  Good.  Never smoked.  Nice.

So I “winked” at him to see if he’d write back, spend a little money on a message.  Was I worth that?


Date:  Nov 25th – 1:15pm
From:  SmoothGuy
To: Sassy

Hi there! Love your profile. Also think we are looking for very similar things. Plus don’t know what I like best – the blue eyes, great smile, sultry voice or great attitude! Probably the attitude, but I’m a sucker for a sultry voice :-). Hope to hear back.
I did not keep him waiting.  I dashed off a quick reply, hoping to catch him while he was still online.
Date:  Nov 25th – 1:28pm
From:  Sassy
To: SmoothGuy
Hiya! Thanks for writing! You are making me smile. It is scary how much your words resonate with me. I didn’t think it was possible. Most guys get stuck on the word “busty” so I appreciate your reading the rest of that sentence. 🙂 I don’t want you to line AM’s pockets, so let’s switch to email? You can find me at the same user name on Yahoo if you want to explore further. -Sassy
He was a fast worker.  He pinged me on Yahoo IM 4 minutes later! 
1:32 pm Hi
and he sent a test message to my Yahoo email 4 minutes after that – very smart. 
From: SmoothGuy
Nov 25, 2012 1:36 pm 
To: Sassy’s Yahoo email
Hi there again!
I got your message back and am sending you this to make sure I got the correct address. Also sent an invite on yahoo messanger – don’t know if you use that or not.
Anyway, thanks for sending your nice note back! Let me know if you get this please.
From: Sassy
Nov 25, 2012 1:56 pm
To: SmoothGuy
Hiya!  Smooth?  SG?  Honey?  Sweetie Pie?  Sugar Lips?  
I am happy to report that your message did not go to some biker chick in Peoria.  You have passed the “able to type an email address” test!  Good man.  You would not believe that several men who made it onto AM can’t manage to do this.  So you are ahead of the pack already.  
I’ll go accept your invitation to chat… so think about what you want to ask me.  What will tell you if I am a possibility?  Heinz or Hunts ketchup?  So tough to know what matters… but let’s try to figure it out! 
We started IMing at 1:57 pm and rolled along for over an hour until his family got home from the movies and he had to go.  We talked about our AM experiences.  He’s met three women since April – one great experience but she separated from her husband and wanted to date single men, one who didn’t click in person and one who had “too many boyfriends.”  
He seems so nice, and real.  
Wow!  What a smooth start! 

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