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From: Floridian
Date: Friday May 10, 2019 at 3:51pm

AM Message

Your subhead greeting made me guffaw, your narrative enthralled me. Hi, I’m Josh. I’ll be up visiting in your area next week for the weekend. Any interest in an NSA hotel tryst with a fairly intelligent, tall, good-looking, and respectful married Floridian? Drinks first so you get to know me, of course.

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What a fun first message!  He read my profile!  I adore the word guffaw.  And tryst!  Classy!  And he gave me a name to call him.  

Too bad he’s not local.  I just can’t do one-nighters.  And even if I wanted to, this particular weekend is completely booked!  Argh.  So I need to write and thank him and send him away.  But I am curious.  I look at his profile. 

His greeting is something you might have seen in the personals years ago.  Creative or anachronistic… hmmm.  Better than most I see.  

There’s blurry photo of his face… all I can tell is he is smiling and has hair!  Yay!  

He says he’s 67.  Likely means he’s a little older, but that’s okay. 

Location: some city in Florida… eh.  No can do. 

He’s married – that’s perfect. 

Of course he is tall and slim.  *sigh 

He wants something short term?  No.  Sorry. 

There’s nothing scary in the boxes he checked and he didn’t do too many. 

He wrote a long, intriguing paragraph about himself that was humble but bragging in just the right mix.  Nothing too forward to start.  Well done! I long to explore his mind!  

He listed 10 qualities that turn him on – I have 8 of them (no tattoos, no drinking).  Nothing scary. 

He wrote another long paragraph about what attracts him to a woman – all sorts of different physical characteristics he is open to.  I fit some of them.  Heh.  Says he does not drink alcohol!  

There is no feedback which either means he’s just getting started or he opened a new account for his travels.  

I have to write him back and wish him the best of luck.  This makes me sad.