To: Floridian
Date: Saturday May 11, 2019 at 3:05pm
AM Message

Hiya Josh! Thank you for your fun message! Glad I could give you a laugh. Sorry I can’t entertain you – unfortunately, next weekend is wacky but I wish you all the best and hope you find a lovely lady to tryst with! P.S. Please change your profile sometime to spell discreet the right way… I know what you meant and appreciate it, but it’s one of those classic errors that turns off certain smart women you might want! Hugs with groping! -Sassy

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From: Floridian
Date: May 11th – 3:13pm
AM Message

Thanks, Sass, but that’s actually Ashley’s problem. I just checked the boxes on the profile and what I checked said discreet; what it showed is indiscreet. As an English major, writer, and teacher, I wholeheartedly agree. My intent is to seek confidentiality, not individuality, though that is more than welcome. I looked to find a way to fix it but all for naught — or not. Maybe I’ll just discretely eliminate it. Josh

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Date: May 11th – 3:17pm
From: Sassy

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Date: May 11th – 3:31pm
From: Sassy

AM Message

Oh Josh…now you’ve got me giggling. Thanks for brightening my Saturday. Aha! Of course… AM manages to make everything a little more tricky than it needs to be. Thank you for taking care of that! Skip the silly checkboxes and write your own paragraphs? You’ve got it going on, might as well share. Be who you are, say what you want and like-minded women will flock to you. Men who can write are rare. There’s your Sassy advice for today. Careful or I will start nibbling your ear and you know what kind of trouble that can bring! Ha!