November 6, 2018 Monday
7:01am
From: ogs1967
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Your profile greeting made me laugh. I didn’t expect that on here! Haven’t seen that commercial in awhile…lol…can you help me save myself and others the pain of a sexless marriage…lol.
I’m Bob, Say Hi, I won’t bite…lol…
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A new guy wrote to me this morning!
Hmmm… He got the joke in my profile! Means he looked at my profile. Good.
He used lol three times 5 sentences. He’s nervous?
I took a look at his info.
Okay tag line… describes him succinctly. (Much better than the men who write, “Hello”)
Age? 50. A bit young but might be okay, especially if he’s really 52 or so (which is common).
Location – north of me a ways. Good. I somehow do better with guys from the north!
Height: 6”0” – good
Weight: 170 Slim – hmmm… I like men burly and he sounds skinny but might be okay.
Limits: Whatever excites me – good. Much better than “undecided.”
Status: attached – good
Preferences – looks good, nothing scary
Didn’t write much. Tough to tell if he’d like me, or I’d like him. I’ll think about it.
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8:49am
From: ogs1967
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Any interest after seeing my profile? I love voluptuous women!
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Whoa… a second message already?
He’s got that feature turned on where he can see that I looked at his profile. Eager fellow.
And he l likes big women?
Okay. Haven’t met anyone in awhile… Worth a try I suppose.
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8:56am
From: Sassy
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Hiya Bob! Thanks for making me smile on this dreary Monday morning.
So glad you read my profile and got the joke.
Three quick questions for you –
what brings you to Ashley Madison right now? How did hear about it?
Have you always lived in MA?
How old were you when you first had sex?
I am curious as well as Sassy!
Hugs with groping! -S
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9:13am
From: ogs1967
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Ok, on here because I am in a sexless marriage, it’s pretty well known website,
I’ve always lived in MA and I 1st had sex at 20.
You seem fun so maybe meet? Coffee, tea or me… lol
no really sincere here so if you’d like to get a coffee and meet that would be fun
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9:36am
From: ogs1967
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I work in and around Boston during the day
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10:09am
From: ogs1967
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Did I lose you already with my responses? ….lol
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5:08pm
From: Sassy
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Hiya Bob! Hope you had a marvelous Monday!
Sorry for the delay… one of “those days.” You certainly made it better!
Hubby broke his phone for the second time in 3 weeks, so we got to dash to T-Mobile first thing, and then it was a wacky day at work. Hope tomorrow will be better.
So… where were we? Ah yes… thank you for the answers! Here are my answers – I am also in a “nothing at home” situation. Never thought I’d venture out, but I fought off cancer 7 years ago and decided I want to live a full life and that includes sex! Glad you found AM and wrote to me. I first had sex at 17 with my high school sweetheart. We didn’t know what we were doing and it was… boring. I’ve learned a lot since then!
I’m not into coffee or tea but maybe you? And some iced chai. 🙂 Give me a day or two to be sure you aren’t an axe murderer and we’ll see.
Three more questions –
1) Want to say something about your work? Are you in an office mostly or out and about? I’m an office manager – you know, that quiet, efficient older woman who takes care of all the administrative stuff so the higher-ups can do their work.
2) If you could take me to any concert in history, what would it be?
3) Are you allergic to cats?
If you want to switch to email to answer, send me your address and I’ll reply there.
Hugs with groping and an ear nibble for your patience.
-S