The Jester appears

September 27, 2016 Tuesday 
I heard from a new man today!  Wow.  Busy week for new contacts!  

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Ashley Madison Message
Date:Sep 27th – 3:56pm
From:Jester1968
Message
Ok so the line “won’t save you money on your insurance” is an absolute grabber. How long did that take you to come up with? it’s great. Are you in advertising? lol With that sense of humor we definitely can chat I hope. I’m also rather humorous, dark humor, often in a self deprecating way. 
Check out my profile. Let’s chat! And even if you don’t I’m coming back to that profile when I need a laugh…
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Jester huh?  That’s original.  

He likes my tag line!  Ha!  I went to look at his profile. 
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He knows how to spell discreet!  Yay! 
• Age: 48 
Hmmm… he’s probably 50 or so but.. I don’t do that well with younger men.  
• Location: [redacted]
About half an hour away in the burbs.  That could work. 
• Height: 6’0″ (183cm)
Oh!  Yes please! 
• Weight: 180 lbs (82kg) – Fit
Hmm… kinda skinny.  I like burly better, but it could work.  Kris weighed about that. 
• My Limits: Undecided
Really?  I don’t like this one.  Eh.  Pick something!  
• Status: Attached Male seeking Females
Good. 
• Gender: Male
: ) 
• Smoking Habits: Never
Good. 

He checked a few boxes about his preferences – good stuff, nothing scary.  He wrote some good paragraphs.  Says he likes a good conversation.  Oh please, let that be true!

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Seems worth an answer. 
He’s online right now!  I’ll write something quick so he gets a reply soon.  I sent out “don’t log off yet!” vibes.  
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Date:Sep 27th – 4:12pm
From:Sassy
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Hiya J! Thanks for your great message! I like to make you laugh. I can’t take credit… a nice guy saw my boring old greeting and told me I needed something more peppy and came up with it! It felt like “me” immediately! Though I did look a little like Flo from the Progressive commercials in my younger days! 
I like your greeting… there is nothing like a man who knows how to spell discreet! I am happy to talk. Though I should say that unless you have a thing for older women, I’m probably not your gal. I have my best luck with older guys who don’t mind my long gray hair and curvy body. But I didn’t want your message to go unanswered. 
Best of luck to you! Hugs with groping! -Sassy
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Date:Sep 27th – 4:19pm
From:Jester1968
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That was a good laugh. 
And hopefully it’s not too perverse but I do like slightly older woman on the larger side. Is that freakish? So to be honest I love big boobs….that should at least give you a laugh!
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Date:Sep 27th – 4:26pm
From:Sassy
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Here’s to more laughs! 
So you want to talk? Explore? See if we click? It’s not perverse… just like to be honest so I don’t waste your time. I certainly have the boobs thing going on! I can make a “boob man” very happy! Mmmm…. 
I should also warn you that I am almost as curious as I am Sassy… hope you like answering questions! You are welcome to ask a lot too! 
Hugs with groping… and an ear nibble… just because. -Sassy


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