From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy 
Subject: Stats
November 5, 2012 10:05 am 
Just a note to tell you that your stats, 5’8″ 260 keep echoing in my mind. I am so excited about seeing a pic of you and one day meeting such an amazing specimen of pure womanhood….
From: Sassy
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Monday, November 5, 2012 1:40 PM
Subject: Re: Stats
Hiya Stan!
How are you this fine Monday?  I was very bad this weekend, so I’m feeling very good today!  
It is tough for me to believe someone wants me after so long… you make me smile.  Your stats echo in my mind…mmm… 6’2″ 238 and your words.   They make me want to say things like… “Get in your truck.  Find me.  Hug me.  Kiss me.  Touch me.   I am having a great hair day!” 
There’s probably a reason I’m not supposed to say that, but I forget!  Hmmm… maybe I should say, “Call me” first? Forgive me… just revved up and ready.  I’ll try to behave. 

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