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FFF – Unexpected

The Surprise

She wasn’t sure she’d make it, so she didn’t tell him.  If she could, she’d surprise him.  He kept saying how much he missed her and talking about what they’d do together.  

A seat opened up last-minute, and the JetBlue ticket agent motioned her onto the plane.  She was on her way to be with him for Christmas!  It was the first big holiday since he separated from his wife – she didn’t want him to be alone.  

She dragged her rolling luggage full of decorations, presents, nutella, lingerie, lube and toys down the concourse, hopped in a cab to his new place.  It had been two years since she’d seen him… she was dripping with anticipation.  She thought about kissing him, touching his muscular shoulders, kneeling to grab his ass and suck on him, then being pounded into the mattress… oh yes.  That would be her present!  

She marveled at the condo building and shiny elevator.  She went to his door and knocked firmly.  She could hear steps.. and the door swung open!  There was her guy!  He wrapped her in his arms for an incredible hug, but when she looked over his shoulder, she saw an unexpected sight….


This weeks’ challenge had three photos.  I choose the first one.  Here are the limits:
Prompt Word = Unexpected
Word Count = 200 
Extra Credit = Use more than one picture… 

Pop over to Advizor54’s blog to see what others wrote! 
http://advizortoall.blogspot.com/2012/12/fff-12-21-12-christmas-celebrations.html

and get the prompt for the next Flash Fiction Friday so you can join in!  
http://advizortoall.blogspot.com/2012/12/fff-prompt-dec-28.html

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!  

-Sassy


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G-spot

Tuesday, December 20

8:34 am
Phil:    Good morning. Quiet day today I hope. Anxious to get going tomorrow and be home for Christmas. I will miss here though. Would have been nice to build a fire and spend an evening reading, watching movies. Be nice to walk on the beach though. Can’t wait to see the family. I like the drive too. Got some books on CD to enjoy. 

I internalize most of my feelings, rarely speak about what I feel. Work is my crutch. I’m good at it and I enjoy it. The rest is what makes life interesting. Too much swimming around in my brain. Hope the day is good.
10:37 am
Good morning, sweet man. Staff mtg at 11 am, hoping pizza arrives this time. Budget mtg 2 pm to plan for next year. 

I was NOT asking about feelings – I know better than to ask a man about that!  If any leak out, that’s okay. Just wondered if you think, “I wish she’d….” or “I wish she’d stop…” Just opening a door, clear the air etc. But don’t worry about it if that’s not your style. Have a lovely day and think of the girl at her desk, thinking of you…
12:43pm
Phil: I’m good. Nice to have you to listen. Not everyone hears what is said without judging it first.
Pretty much done with my day, have to hit the gym. Down 15 pounds and still dropping. Weight loss is noticeable at this point, pants getting pretty loose, shirts hanging. I want to drop another 30lbs at least. That gets me down to a waist size in the mid 30s which is good for me.
I’d give a lot for an evening alone to relax in the house but Sally is there every second unless she is shopping or out to lunch. She needs a job but it’s much easier to pluck the golden goose. I get to travel in January and I am looking forward to just me time for a few days. Ah well. One more meeting tomorrow morning and then off to the beach.  She sleeps, I listen to my books, great trip.

3:33 pm
I survived my meetings! Staff meeting ran 45 min over! Eep! At least the pizza arrived this time. And budgeting… how can it take an hour to say “same as last year?!” Arrgh.
4:10pm
Phil: Ha ha.  Been there, done that.  
4:32pm
Ok… short anatomy lesson.  or “why Sassy asked you to curl your fingers and press toward the ceiling.”   It seems women have “erectile tissue” …the so-called G-spot.  How did I not know this?!  Did you know it? 
I found a great diagram!  Please study it! :0
It also describes 3 positions to hit it with ease… putting this on my f*it list!  It sounds technical but the phrase that caught my eye was “Now lovingly thump her G-Spot until she is an orgasmic mess.” Hee!
            



Finding and stimulating the g-spot in a womans body including a picture of the g-spot location in a female

4:32 pm 
Off to shop.  YUCK!  Have a nice evening.  I hope you get some “me” time.  I would love to interrupt you for some “Fuck time” but know how much you value your solitude.  If you change your mind, you know where I am…
6:56pm
Survived the “valley of the things!”  With any luck, I won’t have to set foot in a store until next December.  🙂
9:03pm
Best of luck with the travels! 

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FFF – Discovery

He scared me when I met him at the base Christmas party – tall, sexy and in charge – but I didn’t let on.  I listened intently to his questions, even winked when he asked me my favorite breakfast place.  I replied, “In bed!” He chuckled.  
I didn’t see him again until July 4th, but he remembered me, said my name as my husband and I mingled at the command barbecue.  He whispered, “Breakfast tomorrow?”  I knew we were not talking pancakes. 
We met every Thursday morning – I’d drop my husband at HQ, park behind the exchange, walk to big house, undress and wake him in the best way possible.  He taught me about my body and his body and what to do to make us soar.  He only had an hour but we made excellent use of it!  
Today there was a strange car in his driveway and I almost didn’t go in.  But he had sent the usual text, “Waffles.”  And I wasn’t early.  So I undressed, turned the corner and made an interesting discovery… another woman was buttering his toast!  I wanted to bolt but I couldn’t take my eyes off his beautiful backside!  I was too shy to join them but I pleasured myself while they finished.  He turned and held out his hand. 
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That’s my entry for this week’s Flash Ficiton Friday challenge hosted by Advizor54: 
• The key word is, “Discovery”
• The world limit is 219
• Extra Credit for NOT using the word, symbol, or synonym for 3/three or any variation thereof (or in any language)
• Extra Extra Credit is given to anyone who suggests a FFF picture HERE.
Pop over to Free Advice is worth what you pay for it to read what other bloggers saw in the photo.  And join in next week – he posts a prompt every Sunday!  
-Sassy

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Sexy Way to Pray

Sunday, December 11

10:40am
Happy Football Day!  34 clear – we’ve finally crossed into regular December weather!
I have THREE project meetings today, and dinner w/ them. Whee!  Hope you have a jubilant day!
11:57am
Since it’s Sunday, here’s a quick link about prayer.  Sort of.  While you watch football, think of me on my knees at your feet doing this. Then find me later and spank me for sending it.

http://www.dick-n-jane.com/2009/11/answered-prayer-dick.html

9:36pm
Hiya, kid.  How’re you doing?  Yay for your team!  I survived the three meetings, and got amazing baked stuffed schrod with rice pilaf for dinner!  Yum.  Hope you’ve had a relaxing day. 



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FFF – The Dorm

Hiya, Readers!   

It’s time for a break from the adventures of Philip and Sassy to play along on a fun project called “Flash Fiction Friday.”  A blogger posts a sexy photo on Sunday, and challenges us to write a story of a certain length with a certain word and post it the following Friday.  Advizor54 is starting his turn as grand poobah of this project.  This first picture was shared by David Sharp from A view from the top.The challenge phrase to be included is Decision.  The word limit is 150 or 300 if you do the extra credit by writing from both perspectives. And the Extra Extra credit is to not use the word “fuck.” Pop over to Free Advice is worth what you pay for it to see who else is playing this week.  And join in!    


 The Dorm
I had to visit the new nudist dorm. I adore seeing naked college women but not in my job!  As Dean of Student Housing, I visit every semester and with classes ending, today was the day.  

I mingled at their festive open house.  I kept my eyes on their faces… mostly.  I strolled the other floors.  They were well-cared for… I’d make a good report.  Suddenly, a beautiful brunette popped out of the bathroom.  I had to make a decision to touch her or crash.  I held onto her arms for five seconds, felt the electricity, jumped back to lean casually against the wall, catch my breath and calm my erection.
“Hi, Dean Andrews,” she whispered, looking away.
“Enjoy living here?” I asked.  I couldn’t help staring at her beautiful bush.
“Oh yes!  It’s so… freeing.  Equalizing.  Exciting!” she replied, staring at the wall.  “Maybe you’ll join in next time?”

Crap, she was late.  The open house started half an hour ago and she was supposed to charm some bigwig but she was working on her hair. Without any clothes, it had to be perfect!  She barreled out of the bathroom and ran smack into some old guy!  He steadied her, gently holding her arms.  She felt an electric shock and looked up into his beautiful blue eyes.  Wow!  She jumped back and realized…it was the Dean!  Yikes.  She remembered the email… he was “visiting” today… checking them out.  Well… he was certainly checking her out!  Could he stare any harder at her crotch?  She stole a glance at him, noticed a certain bulge between his legs and she couldn’t resist flirting with him.  She was so bad!  She wanted to see him naked and not in the hallway.  She looked down again and whispered an invitation. 
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New Computer

Year 2 – Week 16
Thursday, December 1
8:09am
Good morning! 40 and staying there.  Happy December!

11:43 am
See my wall – I added four photos of my hair at the “six months after chemo” stage.  Two new features – I can finally part it and it covers my ears!  
5:18pm
So excited to be going home after being out three nights in a row!  Have a great evening.  

5:45pm
I’m typing on my new MacBook Pro!  Thank goodness my employer pays for hardware! 

This is not me but has many similarities!  
5:49pm
May I see your haircut?  And your smile?
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The P-spot


Thursday, November 24
8:22 am
Phil: Happy Thanksgiving! Heading off to get my turkey in the oven. Hope you have a marvelous day!

 11:24 am

Is my hard drive supposed to whine and crunch like a fire siren going through a wood chipper?
11:58 am
Happy Thanksgiving to you, kid. Off to sis’s for dinner and dishwashing! Enjoy your family, food and football!
9:24 pm
Hiya kid. Home alone, learning about male anatomy! Have you heard of prostate massage? Does it work or is it a myth? Dick says,” …everything she did had one effect in common, it gave me the same feeling deep inside my pelvis that I have while I am coming. It felt as if I were ejaculating the entire time she fucked me with her finger.” Does that sound worth trying?  🙂
Here are 3 quick links:
Dick discovers his prostate
Jane explains why it works
Dick reports the results
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Sex all day


Sunday, November 20, 2011

10:22am
Good morning! Happy football day!

10:44am
Phil: No football today 🙁    
How could you not be horny watching and reading that stuff? It’s all tasteful as well.  Fun nite last nite, plenty to eat and drink.  Enjoy the day.

12:20pm
I know you like watching football no matter what they’re doing, but it might be just as well for them to rest a bit and re-think?  It was the .gif files last night… have you run across those yet?  They’re kind of a tease, but man… they certainly make me wish you were within reach to see if this or that position actually works.   Check out the kissing and tugging one…or prelude to a fuck.  Yum.  

http://www.dick-n-jane.com/2011/02/hot-or-not-poll-1-penis-and-vagina-dick.html

1:51pm
He was watching the game, but muted the tv when a stupid commercial came on for the third time.  He heard a noise from the other room… she was shifting in her creaky desk chair. Then there was a low moaning.  Hmmmm… he’d always wanted to watch her getting off, but never managed to catch her at it.  He slipped quietly down the hall and peeked around the doorframe.  She was reading that blog again. 

3:03pm
Phil: Lol, you go girl!

3:26pm
Does that make your dick jump a little?

4:09pm
Phil: Well of course!

4:20pm
Yay! 
Tell me what you see when you look in that doorway?  What you’d want to see…

6:15pm
Phil: Nothing like watching people fuck and suck to get your hand in your panties. Eyes closed, fingers moving quickly, sound of fingers moving over wet slippery flesh, smell of sex in the room. Would have to come close to see better, stroke my cock while watching and then touch it to your lips as I cum.

6:22pm
Damn kid.. I adore where you took that.. you make me so wet!!  The thought of you watching me… it’s freaky and fabulous all at once.  I’m going to bend over my desk… tell me what you’d do then? 

6:29pm
Phil: Shove this hard cock into that wet pussy and fuck the hell out of you. Long hard strokes

6:39pm
OMG… I need that.. so hard, so hot… pound me! Let me hear your balls slapping against me.  Feel you hands squeeze my ass… your hips against my skin… pull me onto your cock, Philip.  Deep.  Fuck me… tell me what you see?


7:36pm
Phil: Pussy gripping my cock. Juices running everywhere, cock hard, wet slippery, cheeks spread, ass making me wonder what that right hole would be like
Tight hole

7:42pm
Mmmm… you make me so crazy… you are so good… so… hot… this is what I was made for… for you… my insides are clenching, trying to milk you… but you can switch to another tunnel if you want… what would you do? 

7:58pm
Phil: Finish the pussy. Slip in finger in the ass maybe. Cum in that clenching pussy first. Maybe round two could involve the other hole. Or fucking your mouth, orrrr

9:10pm
Mmmmph…I love it when you fill me, cum inside me…mmm. I’m so hot, I want to do it all.  First will you let me taste you?  I can get you all wet, you can fuck my mouth, feel my throat, my hands on your cock and balls… Stroking, twisting… sucking. Would you come a third time, in my mouth? then explore my ass?

9:48pm
Phil: Love it when you swallow my cock, suck it, lick it, and then swallow that hot cum as it sprays into your mouth.

10:23pm
So sweet…yum.  It makes me burn… having your cock between my lips..mmm.   Now what?  I’m tempted to get my vial of spiced lube that warms on contact, get you all slippery so you can slide inside my ass.  Would you do that?
11:38pm
Phil: Of course. Slow and easy, following your cues, off to the shower to clean up and stroke my cock till I explode. Need the release. Slip a finger or two up that wet pussy and get off too.

11:40pm
Oh, my man… I wish I could go to that shower with you.  Watch you…
What a day it has been!  Fucking you over the course of it has been incredible!  Sleep well, sweet man.


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Anal Plug

Saturday, November 19, 2011 continued

9:36pm
Hiya kid.  Good party? 

10:08pm
This is a “read when you’re alone” thing.  More in the “Now I get it!” vein – short links from Dick and Jane. 

Start with his request in the fantasy box. 
Then he explains how it turned out.

Here’s a couple of products reviews that explain more:

A. Simple

B. Vibrations
It’s fun that they benefit both people.

12:12am
Okay, I’ll admit it.  Reading this site makes me… HORNY!  Not sure if that’s good or bad… Sleep well, sweet man.




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Cock Ring


Friday, November 18

7:46am
Phil: Skipped the trip. Misserable football night. Love em anyway. Got up early, cooked for a pot luck this afternoon. Have a wonderful Friday!

10:20am
Good morning!  Gorgeous clear morning, 41.  Spent the morning so far counting money from last night.  Made $343 for the cause.  Whee!  Hope your Friday flies! 

5:02pm
hiya
good day?

5:03pm
Phil: yea, gonna go watch a Christmas tree lighting and choir perform

5:03pm
Nifty!

5:06pm
Phil: My contribution to the potluck came out moist and tender and is gone!

5:06pm
Great!
I have a free turkey I got last Christmas… I wonder if it would still be any good…
5:16pm
Have you ever worn a cock ring?

6:27pm
Phil: No I have not.  Would not know what to do with one.

7:25pm
I found a blog written by a married couple.  Very down to earth, funny, sexy.  I’m learning a lot!  It has five sections:

  • a blog of their sex life, 
  • reviews of sex toys, 
  • advice column,
  • fantasies they request each other fulfill, and 
  • hot pics.  

When they review toys, they explain why you’d want one, what to do with it etc.  Is it okay if I share the links now and then?  If so, is email best?  or here?  I never understood before, but they explain how each item makes certain activities even better… would be interesting for me to see if you think they are hot or not… please don’t hesitate to say Yum or “ewww, no”?

7:32pm
Phil: sure, either venue is fine.  Off to cook and then watch TV. May be a beverage in the middle some place.

7:49pm
Ok. They’re brief.  Here’s the one about the cock ring.  
http://reviews.dick-n-jane.com/2009/09/imperial-metal-cock-ring-gear.html  

Please give me some hint as to what you think?  so I know what other links to send… or not… want it to be fun, sexy, not weird you out.  We’ve usually had relatively similar tastes but you’re welcome to let me know if not… NOT thinking of buying anything, just interesting to think about them, enhance scenarios, learn stuff etc.

8:23pm
Phil: Wow, very hot. The cock ring sounds like fun. That couple is sexy as hell. Made my dick jump to attention.

8:27pm
What else did you look at?
Yay!  I’m always glad to give you a lift. 

8:35pm
Phil: Couple vacation pics and little short blurbs.

8:35pm
Oh, yes… their talk about their vaca was wicked hot. 
You might like the recent hot pics. 
http://hotpics.dick-n-jane.com/
Not sure why, but the first hot pic reminds me of us as kids… maybe his hair and the worshipful look on their faces?  And of course, where his hands are.  


9:28pm
No actual memory but there’s a “snapshot” of me bare to the waist and you looking at me in wonder… where were we?  Camp?  Church? 
12:04am
If you see anything there you want added to the “fuck-it” list, let me know.    Sweet dreams, kid. 

12:43am
Phil: That was camp. On the ball field. Had a handful of your tits. Like grapefruits they were