Category Archives: Sexy Photo

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Insertion

Monday, June 25, 2012
7:10am Phil
The day was a hoot.  A lot of fun.
that looks like a fun toy. Can’t wait to hear what you think when you get it. 
7:59am
Good morning! 67 nice.  Hope you have a marvelous Monday!
8:03am Phil
You too!
10:51am 
Thunderstorms!  Eep!  Busy Monday?  New summer office assistant started this morning, fun to train!  Assistants and most of the senior staff are out, very quiet. 
3:58pm
My sister’s friend died… 10 days after they unplugged her.  Doc said no one lasts more than 4 days.  I’m building a wikipedia page to preserve her work.  Even though I don’t really know how… Hope your Monday is going well.
4:20pm
Sorry to hear that. Good luck with the page. That’s a cool thing to do.
12:34am
Hey, kid.  Here’s a photo of what might happen.  Though I mostly want to use it with a man… interested?
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FFF – Peak

Happy Friday!  It’s time for Flash Fiction Friday!  Here’s this week’s challenge.  Pop over to Advizor54’s blog to see what he and other bloggers made of this photo.  My thoughts are below. 

Keywords:  Peek/Peak (must use both)
Word Length:  200
(exactly 200 or spankings will be issued)
Forbidden words:   Chipotle, Asparagus, & Chilly
Bonus Words:  if you write two versions, you can make them 250 words each.

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Her guy friend: Why did we have to hike way out here? 
Her: I want to take a photo… the red rock peak speaks to me. 
Eh, whatever.  Another day, another rock. 
And this formation?  Speaks really clearly! 
Because it looks like your tit? 
Don’t be crass. 
But it is… strange. 
You are such a prude! 
Not really.  You going to take a photo without your shirt? 
Sure.
What will you do with it? 
Put it in my blog. 
What? You’re going to show the entire internet? 
Yup.  Worked hard to keep it, get to show it off! 
Well… that makes sense.  It is hot!
Really? Take a peek. 
Hell yeah.  Will make men drool over you. 
Yeah? Men like a hussy who’ll bare her chest? 
Sure.  Not all but many.
What about you? 
What about me? 
Do you like a hussy?  
Oh yeah.  And you’re the best hussy around. 
Want to touch it? 
Yes but I better not. 
Why not? 
Might not stop. 
And that is bad… why?
Oh…might mess things up. 
Hmmm… try it.  Make it hard.
You just want a better shot.  
Nooo…. don’t say that.  Use your middle finger. 
Like this? 
Yes… mmmm… don’t stop! 


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Tits and cum

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

12:30pm
Good afternoon!  I’m home again, lady of leisure, busy searching the wilds of the internet for sexy stuff to make you smile and cum!  Hope you’re having a super Tuesday! 
1:13pm Phil
Enjoy!
1:45pm Phil
So far so good! No complaints
1:58pm Phil
Great Dr update. All conditions better than normal, always a good thing.
2:01pm
Yay!  Where’s your weight today? 
2:10pm Phil
Down 30 pounds!
2:14pm
Wow!  That’s great!  Congrats!  I was just looking at your beach photo… as the boys say “Wanna hit that.”  
2:22pm Phil
Ha ha!
6:52pm
Here’s a thought.  Another .gif that will move on the right computer.

http://wetcuntshardcocks.tumblr.com/post/50152450883
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FFF Bewildered


Here’s this week’s Flash Fiction Friday challenge from Advizor54’s blog.  

 Click over there to see what he and other bloggers made of it.  My take is below.

  • Word Limit – 369
  • Required Phrase – Bewildered
  • Forbidden Words – Knock, Lock(ed), Super
  • Extra Credit – Set the story during mid-day.
  • Bonus Words – 
    • Tell us how she got the slipper (25 words)
    • Tell us about the neighborhood (25 words)
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I’ve been up all night… getting rather punchy, probably should get to sleep.  But after weeks of trying different formulas, I think I’ve finally got it!  And today is the first of the month, which means the sexy landlady will be coming to my door any moment to collect the rent.  She knows I work late into the night, so she stops by my apartment last, usually around noon time.  
Sometimes she brings me a sandwich!  I make her a cup of tea and we talk… gossip about the neighbors and her crazy family.  She’s super nice.  Even if she keeps trying to fix me up with the single ladies.  I wouldn’t mind dating her – she has the most amazing green eyes and red hair!  But she laughs every time I say anything in that direction.  I dream of kissing her, squeezing her beautiful backside, bending her over my lab table… taking her to bed.  Mmmm.  But I’ll settle for using her as a guinea pig for my experiment. 
This building is kind of a dump, stuck in between warehouses and factories, but it’s cheap and clean and gives me lots of room for my equipment.  The landlady inherited it from her grandparents – it was an elementary school for factory workers’ children years ago with beautiful wood floors and exposed brick. 
I had hoped to have someone else to test my theories with me, but it seems safer to try it myself first.  After reading “The Fly” and “Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde” I know everything doesn’t always go the way you plan!  
There was a rumble in the hallway.  I put two drops of my serum on my tongue and washed it down with a big gulp of orange juice.  I cracked open my door just in time to hear her shouting for the deadbeat neighbor to open his door.  I could tell her he wasn’t there.  He took off with some guy yesterday afternoon, suitcase in hand.  He has a habit of disappearing for days, each time with a younger guy.  
Suddenly it hit me!  My experiment was a success!  Hooray!  I could see through her clothes!  Yowza!  I was so mesmerized by her perfect backside, bewildered thinking about kissing it and kneading it, it took me awhile to realize I could still see the slippers she’d pulled out of the trash next door.  Hunh… some fine tuning was in order but damn… I held my breath and waited for her to turn toward me.  Eureka!  
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FFF Escape

Here’s this week’s Flash Fiction Friday challenge from Advizor54’s blog.  
Click to see what he and others made of this photo.  My thoughts are below.  
Key Word =Escape
Word Limit = 333 words
Word Restrictions = Racquetball, lover, sunlight, morning 
Bonus Points = Tell us about a time when you had to escape yourself.

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“Why the goofy grin?” my roommate asked.  I looked down at my cereal and tried to look neutral when I looked back up.  I shrugged.  No way was I telling him.
“How’d your date go?” I replied, changing the subject.  
“No date.  She never showed up at the bar,” he answered morosely. 
“So you left?” He had been crowing for a week about this gal he’d met online and the threesome they planned. 
“I went to Hillary’s,” he explained, naming his ex.  “She knows how to make me forget.”  
“No!  You did that again?”  I thought he was done with that crazy woman. 
“Yeah… we didn’t talk.  Goes much better,” he admitted.  “I’m gonna shower, okay?” I nodded and he left me in peace. 
I tossed down my spoon and dashed to my room, shutting the door firmly.  I was greeted by the site of a beautiful woman, gathering her clothes.  
“Now’s your chance to escape,” I whispered softly.  She wrapped her arm around my neck and kissed me… with lots of tongue, as she pressed me against the wall.  She pulled my hand onto her breast.  I tweaked it until she moaned into my mouth.  I pulled away long enough to speak. 
“You have to go NOW!  He’s in the shower… you have about 3 minutes!” I urged her.  
“He won’t come in here, right?” She asked, stroking my tired cock. “And he’ll go out again soon?” she continued… getting a rise when I thought it was worn out.  
“Yes, but…” I was still worried he’d see her.  If she left now, our lives would be much easier and I could get some rest. 
“I want you… again… now,” she cooed, nibbling on my ear.  “I don’t care if he finds out.  I’m so glad you stopped in at the bar!”  She wrapped her legs around my waist and sank down on my cock.  I suppose she can escape another time! 
Her friend stirred in the bed.  “Hey!  Don’t forget to share!” 

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Cowgirl

Year 2 – Week 43
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
 8:23 am
Good morning! Have a good Wednesday, kid.
9:21 am Phil
morning, you too!
11:40 am
Your words make me smile. Do I say it often enough – thank you! I woke up wanting to wake you by gently straddling your hips and pressing you inside me… mmmm, so the first thing you feel as you rise to consciousness is a wet, hot, tight place around a very sensitive part of your body. When you crack open your eyes you see a woman with large breasts, her back arched in pleasure, smiling her sexiest grin because you, yes you, make her feel so alive!
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From: Philip
Subject: At the beach
Date: June 6, 2012 3:30:18 PM EDT
To: Sassy 
Here’s a photo from my trip. 
[Philip in swim trunks on a gorgeous beach carrying a bucket of beer]
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11:45 pm
Here’s me on top… your reward for sending me the incredibly hot beach photo! 
Sleep well, sweet man.
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Rear entry

Tuesday, June 5, 2012
7:49am
Morning! Tough nite last nite. Got cornered in the car – no intimacy, no sex, distant, she wants to go home to the beach. Geez.  The woman screamed “I hate you” while glaring at me. That does not slip out, that’s something inside.  She asked me what I liked about her and I’ll be dammed if I could come up with one thing.  And I was trying. I don’t get mean or nasty, I don”t fight. I have found words to be so hurtful over the years. People say such nasty things to each other in anger and I have never done that. Hurts me too badly and I remember all of the nasty stuff.  Just sticks with me and there has been some nasty stuff.  Not from me. I told her I needed a partner.  The fact that all the boxes are still unpacked, she has no inclination to work, does not clean or cook, all factor into how I feel about her.  In all honesty the sex was never good or fun or imaginative.  I have not enjoyed that side of the relationship for 20 or more years. I might be a little adventuresome in that area but she has no clue. She thinks I don’t like sex.  Ah well.  
Looks like you had a good day.  I’m glad.  Hope the weather improves.  It’s fabulous here!
5:49pm
Good day?  You have gorgeous legs! [saw his photo on Facebook at an event]
5:50pm
Yes.  Fun event.  Ha ha. 
1:00am
You’ve probably gone to bed… I am awake thinking of… you and me.  Sleep well, sweet man.

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Toy talk

Saturday, June 2 (continued)

10:09 pm
Hope you had a great brunch! It always cheers you up, yes?

Your thought for tonight – .gif of what I do when you aren’t around.

                        
11:29 pm Phil
Do you have one of those? would love to watch. Had a good day 
11:30 pm 
Not yet. I am so horny I am eyeing the broom handle…
11:33pm Phil
Always got fingers
11:34pm
wish I had your fingers.
11:35pm Phil
Me too. Fingers, tongue, cock, repeat
Big hot load of cum as well
11:36pm
Add lips and you got a deal. 
11:36pm Phil
Gotta have lips
Pussy and ass holes too! Got a couple of those to play with
11:39pm
You do have the best ideas, kid
oof… you make me so wet!
11:40pm Phil
Mmmm, you could use that toy
Think I might get into that
That toy on me
11:43pm
I am willing to share
11:47pm Phil
Lol, awesome!
11:52pm 
One of those, lots of lube and ooh la la!
You get penetrated and filled up like never before
11:55pm Phil
Ummmmm, I want it
11:56pm
I will do that for you… while talking very dirty

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Favorite gif

2012 Year 2 -Week 42
Friday, June 1, 2012
8:23am Phil
Yeah it was. Busy weekend ahead, friend in town so the party is on!
3:12pm
Hiya kid!  Actually got out of the office for lunch with a project pal.  Perfect weather.  Have fun with your friend!  Hope you’re rolling into a wonderful weekend! 
1:28am
Hope you’re having fun!  Here’s your thought.. My new favorite gif again…something about the movement of his tongue and other part.  Yum.  Please do this with me.  Sweet dreams, kid.