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Randy Thursday Thoughts

October 6, 2016 Thursday
1:05 PM
Sassy
Hiya!  It’s your Sassy lunch pal.  🙂 
Randy
Hey there how are you?
Randy
Last night was fun
Hello?
Sorry been sitting in meetings didn’t see you message
Sassy
No worries… 
just wanted you to know I was thinking of you.  I’m great! 
Mired in the payroll.  whee
Randy
Sounds like loads of fun over there
How is your day?
Sassy
I’m fine.  
Lots of good memories of last night to think about
You? 
Randy
Yes me too… it was fun
Sassy
Heading home.  
Should be around later if you feel like chatting.  
Have a great evening! 
5:15PM 
Randy
Sounds good 
I should be online later 
I have a number of things to do but should be on before 10. 
I hope you had a great day

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Meet #1 Randy Time

October 5, 2016 Wednesday

5:02 AM

Sassy
Good morning! 
I fell asleep at 7:30…oops. probably the flu shot…
Only about 12 hours now until Randy time! Woot!
6:56AM

Randy
Hey good morning
Hope you feel okay after your shot
8:07AM 

Sassy
I’m feeling fine! 
Sleeping was great for me. 
How are you this fine morning?
Randy
Good 
a little crazy at work
Looking forward to meeting you
Miss Sassy
Sassy
I’m so excited! Hope this day goes by quickly
Randy
I am too. 
I have meetings most of the day so it should
Sassy
So you’ll be at the bar area?
Randy
Yes or we could meet in the parking lot whichever works for you
Sassy
Inside is good
Sassy
All clean, heading to work
Randy
Ok see you later very excited

1:46 PM
Randy
A day buried in meetings and paperwork for me… sheer drudgery. How about you?
Sassy
Rolling along… pretty quiet. 
Getting more and more nervous. 
tell me it will be fine? 
Randy
Not too bad
It is a pretty nice day outside today
Sassy
What color do you have on today? 
Randy
[photo of his shirt front – blue dress shirt]
And a blue sweater if it’s cool

You?
Oh I won’t be wearing the headphones
Sassy
[photo of my “Sassy goes to a meet” outfit – blue top with silk scarf]
Randy
Nice!
Sassy
There are buttons under there… 
And a certain lucky black bra 
so you will know it’s really me. 
If you want to check
Randy
Well played miss sassy… get my mind wandering all day
Sassy
That’s one of my tasks, right?  
Lead your mind to um… greener pastures? 
Naughtier pastures? 
Randy
Indeed
I like it
Sassy
Let you escape from that desk into a fantasy 
Randy
Sounds lovely…. and warm
Looking forward to meeting you
Sassy
It is going to be fun!

Randy
Yes do you have a rough idea when you’ll get there?
Sassy
Planning to leave around 4:30 pm… 
depends on the traffic but I would guess in the 5:15 – 5:30 timeframe
Randy
Ok see you in a bit
Randy
Like the color we will match well
Sassy
I’m happiest in dark blue.
Your shirt looks touchable.
Randy
Thx it is
Dear miss sassy there appears to be a bulge in my pants but I’m not sure why
Sassy
I will need to verify tactilly
Tactfully
Tactically?
Mmmm
Randy
Nice!
Randy
I’m leaving in about 5 mins
Randy
I just got to summer shack
Sassy
I’m here. Let me know when you make it inside and I’ll dash inside too!
Randy
Where are you at 
sorry didn’t see you
I’m at a round table in front of the door

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REPORT ON MEETING RANDY

I left work early and traffic wasn’t too bad, so I made it to the Summer Shack near the Alewife T Station right on time.  They have a big parking lot.  I picked a spot toward the back near the fence, away from other cars, in case we wanted to sit out in my car later.  
We were chatting online right up until the moment I walked into the restaurant.  Heh.  This guy can really chat!  
He got there before me – I adore that!  He was sitting in the center of the bar area at a high table. There was no one else around.  He got down of the high chair and gave me a long hug.  Mmm… he is solid and cuddly!  We parted and I situated myself on the high chair.  
He took my hand and smiled at me, staring.  I smiled and waited for him to get his eyeful.  He is a big burly guy with lots of sandy blond hair and glasses.  He asked me about my community project and I regaled with some funny stories about it.  He got this odd look on his face and glanced nervously around.  I asked him what was up?  He said one of his co-workers had just walked in.  He suggested we move around to a table on the other side of the bar against wall where that person could not see us.  I agreed and we migrated to the new table.  
He asked me about my work and told me about his.  The waiter came around and I got an iced tea. He said that sounded good and got one too!  That doesn’t happen very often.  
He told me a story about an old flame getting in touch and he asked me questions about my adventures in that direction.  We agreed it is very exciting and fraught with peril.  He’s good at balancing listening and talking – an art.  
We talked for nearly two hours!  He mentioned that he probably should leave soon.  I was starting to think he wasn’t really interested in me when he suddenly said we should go to his car!  He asked me what kind of car I drive, decided mine was bigger than his, so we went to mine.  Thankfully no one had parked around me so we had some privacy.  We sat in the front seat. 
The moment I closed my door, he leaned over and grabbed my face and started nibbling on my lips!  Mmm… he is a good kisser.  I caressed his face and he moaned nicely.  He kep trying different angles, kissing faster and slower.  Yum. 
He unbuttoned my top and massaged my breast, groping my bra and trailing his fingers over my cleavage.  That got me tingling!   I alternated between giving him my “stare of fire” directly into his eyes and watching what his hands were doing.  
He wiggled his right hand down my tummy and inside my slacks.  He watched me, checking to be sure I was not going to stop him.  I shifted lower in my seat and spread my legs open to make it clear stopping was the furthest thing from my mind!  
His hand made it’s way inside my panties and found my clit on the first try.  Nice!  He rubbed back and forth across my clit.  My hips popped toward him and he smiled.  He pressed and flicked… wow… this guy knows what to do!  I was so wet.  
I tried to relax… I tried to focus… I even tried fantasizing, but there was no way I was going to be able to finish the first time with a new man in the front seat of my car.  *sigh  So I had as much fun as I could…  moaning and breathing funny and shaking until he thought I had cum.  He smiled and crowed about his prowess and sat back. 
He pulled his cock out of his slacks and I stared at it, making appreciative noises.  It was about average size in length but quite wide around.  Yummy.  I spread his pre-cum around the crown and did some work with my hand… a little hungry octopus squeeze and pull with all my fingers, then some barber pole twists.  I leaned over and tasted it, licking slowly up and down.  A car parked right next to us!  I froze.  Argh.  The guy got out and walked away without lingering… I hoped he had not seen me.   And that he had gone in for dinner and not picking up take-out!  

I took a couple of deep breathes, then kissed Randy’s hard cock and his hips shifted, while his hand pressed my head closer.  I sucked his cock deep into my throat for just a moment… then sat back up.  I really can’t do a full blow job at that angle in the front seat of my car with people parking around us.  I promised to do much more the next time!  He said he understood.  
He leaned over and sucked on my left nipple, doing some sexy little nips with his teeth that got me shivering.  He kissed me more.  He sighed and said he really had to be getting home to make sure his kids got to bed.  
He anguished that we had met when he was about to disappear for 2.5 weeks on business trips.  I assured him we could keep chatting and it would be worth waiting for!  He smiled and nodded.  
He gave me a fierce last kiss, stroked my cheek and was gone at about 8:15 pm.  
I went back inside to order take-out and mulled over his words and his actions, hoping I would continue to hear from him.  I didn’t have long to wait. 
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10:03 PM
Randy
Hello miss sassy 
it was meeting you tonight
Sassy
Hiya hot stuff 
It was what? 
Randy
Sorry premature message sending
It was terrific to meet you this evening!
Sassy
Yay!  You are very special.  
Get home okay? 
Thanks for the tea and company! 
Randy
Thx
There was construction on the freeway so a bit slow
Oh yes
Sassy
Got the kids to bed? 
Randy
Yes did you get dinner?
Sassy
Yes – it was very fast! 
Jerk off? 
Randy
Oh good hope it was good
Sassy
Tasty
Randy
Yes I did and thx
Sassy
Not as good as the pre-cum I ate earlier… 😉
Randy
Nice 
I taste ok?
Sassy
Yummy
Randy
Nice 
your mouth felt nice
I’m going to jerk off again later
Sassy
Really? 
Randy
Yes why 
I used to jerk off 3x per day
Sassy
At what times?  Morning, lunch and evening? 
Randy
2x morning 1x night
I cum more with fucking
Sassy
Wowzers…. 
Randy
I’m a hornet bastard
Sassy
🙂 
Randy
Or horny
Luv to kiss 
fuck and 
eat pussy
Sassy
Was I as advertised? 
Randy
Yes liked you
Sassy
You were sexier than I expected.  
When I look into your eyes… mmmm
Randy
Like the way you kiss and cum
Really?
I don’t think of myself as sexy
Sassy
There’s this.. impish grin that seems to say “Hubba hubba” 
Randy
Ic
I am very passionate
I’ll warn you that if you go down on me the first time I cum a lot
Sassy
Sounds good to me! 
I ain’t fraid a no cum 
Randy
Mmmmn yes
Sassy
(hum to the tune of Ghostbusters) 
Randy
I am sorry miss sassy but I am a bit tired and must retire
Sassy
Sleep well! 
Randy
Thx you too hope to chat tomorrow sexy
10:37PM 
Sassy
Yes please!  Mwah! 


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Tuesday Randy Chat

October 4, 2016 Tuesday
7:00 AM
Randy
Good morning sexy
Was thinking about you and thought I should say hello
Sassy
Good morning hot stuff
Mwah!
Randy
Good morning 
how are you?
Sassy
I’m great! You?
Randy
Alright getting my windshield fixed
Heading into work?
Sassy
Yes
Randy
I will be in a bit
Sassy
I wish you were in me
Randy
So do I
Love morning sex
Sassy
; )
Randy
Hmmm love all morning long morning sex
Sassy
Might as well make it a day.
Randy
Yes please!!!!!!
That sounds wonderful
Randy
I am so looking forward to meeting you babe
Sassy
I’m thinking about you…hugging, smiling, listening to your voice
Randy
Likewise
Can’t wait to hear your voice
Feel your hands
Taste your lips
Hear your thoughts
See your smile
1:26 PM

Sassy
Heading to get my flu shot
You hanging in?
3:19 PM 
Randy
Yes drove to a meeting
Got my flu shot last week 
was ok
Sassy
Good.  
Randy
How was your day?
Sassy
Good! I got out of the office – got my flu shot and picked up ramen for lunch! 
I feel like Annie… 
TOMORROW!  TOMORROW!  I’ll see RANDY TOMORROW! 
Randy
I had soup trying to lose weight
And very nice
I am looking forward to seeing you too
Looking forward to knowing your name
Sassy
Why?
Randy
Learning more about you
Sassy
Ah.
Randy
Knowing that you trust me enough
Or do you prefer to remain anonymous?
Sassy
I will tell you. But mostly that name goes with my other side…reminds me of the responsibility and regular life I’m trying to escape for awhile. You want to be with my Sassy side.
Randy
Yes I do so
And I get it
How about a pseudonym
I like Marisa such as in Tomei?
Sassy
Hee hee
Sassy is the fun me!  
Or bodacious bombshell.  
Or Buxum Boston Bootylicious Babe. 
5:14 PM 

Sassy
Heading out.  
Hope your meeting goes well. 
 If it is safe, perhaps call me on your drive home? 
Tuesday, October 4, 2016 11:04 PM
Randy
Hey just got home… a productive evening. 
Chat tomorrow?


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Randy Monday

October 3, 2016 Monday

9:19 AM
Sassy
Good morning! Have a marvelous Monday!
Randy
Good morning to you.
I hope you have a great day too.
In my 3rd meeting of the day so off to a busy start

Monday, October 3, 2016 4:12 PM
Randy
Hey there finally got a few minutes to myself.
I’ve been thinking about you hope your day hasn’t been too hectic
Sassy
Not too bad. Mwah!
Long hug
Randy
Kiss on your neck back to you
Sassy
Trying to plan October…get the info I need to cater 9 events
And plan days off
Randy
Wow that’s a bunch!
Can’t wait to meet you
Sassy
Is it fun or nervous to anticipate?
Randy
Fun very fun
Anxious and wonderful anticipation
Sassy
Good
I’m excited
Randy
Me to
Sassy
Makes me tingle to think of hugging. 
Laughing. Touching
Randy
Me too and love it
Miss the contact
Sassy
When did you last have a new meet?
Randy
Months
You?
Last one was odd. No chemistry
Sassy
Aww…sad
Busy summer for me…met 3 guys. First one disappeared in silence which was okay because he told me he likes to smoke weed every day
Second turned out to work where I do, decided fishing in his own pond was too risky
Third went silent after what I thought was a great meet…no clue on that one.
Randy
Oh boy
Sassy
Hope that doesn’t scare you
No sex with any of them
Sigh
Randy
I didn’t even kiss
Sassy
Did you talk awhile first and think might work?
Randy
Yes she showed up with her daughter 
teeth clearly not brushed
Arrrgh it was aweful
Or awful
Been a while
Sassy
Strange
Randy
Yes very
Sassy
I will definitely not appear with any offspring
Randy
Thx
Scared me
Kind of ruins that discrete thing
And your history doesn’t scare me
Everyone has a past and is searching online for a reason
Sassy
I go through cycles…no one for months, then a bunch, then nothing again
Randy
So you’re in the it’s raining phase
Not a bad place to be
I’d like to think I’m different at least 
I know what I’m looking for and try to take the time to think about who I’m meeting
Sassy
AM makes that happen. 
If I write to one guy, they somehow show me to 10 other similar men
Yes, i try hard not to waste men’s time
Randy
Oh I get a lot of PYTs emailing me with hey let’s hook up…. no thank you not for me
Oh put=pretty young thing
Or PYT stupid spell check
Sassy
Hee
Gotta drive now. More later?
Randy
Funny you got connected with someone you work with that must have been awkward
Ok I’m driving soon too and yes please Susan
Sassy
Well, there are a lot people where I work, so I thought we’d be okay
Randy
Oh yeah that should be fine

Monday, October 3, 2016 9:21 PM
Randy
Hey how are you?
Sassy
Great! You?
Randy
Alright
Long day trying to get my windshield fixed
Will go in the morning
Sassy
What happened to it
Randy
Rock hit it but the cracks keep growing
Sassy
Ugh
Randy
Yeah but the insurance covers it it will just be a little lost time
Sassy
Oh good
Randy
Yeah
Maybe I could take you on a really nice date?
Sassy
I’m game
Randy
It sounds like you’ve had some sucky dates?
Sassy
Dates usually okay but nothing after
Randy
Oh 
Sassy
Wish I could sense it
Randy
That’s tough
This whole thing is tough
Sassy
Eh.. win some lose some
Randy
Yeah – look I had a date where a lady stuck her finger in me. 
Scared the hell out of me at first
Sassy
And then?
I’ll tell you my plans, get consent
Randy
So we went to dinner, she picked a restaurant where her family was going to be.  Met her family that was weird played off of her story.  We went for a drive to a make out spot.  We started kissing next thing I know she is sucking me off with her finger in my ass.  A little too much all at once.  Took me forever to cum.  I went down on her and got her off and then fingered her off.  Then she started sending me crazy emails and stuff.  My work got really busy and coincided with her crazy emails so we broke it off because I was too busy
Ok would love to hear your plans
Sassy
Can be fun, increase anticipation
Randy
What’s that?
Clarise?
Sassy
If you or I say what is going to happen
Ha
Randy
OH yes
Im with you
I like happy people
Sassy
Do you share s bed with your wife?
Randy
yes
How about you and your husband?
Sassy
Yes
Randy
Sex every 6 months
Sassy
Random or some occasion
Randy
Random
She says sex is painful 
have tried all kinds of stuff.  
I think the pain is emotional
Sassy
Bjs?
Randy
Never
Sassy
Huh
Randy
I mean never 
she’ll suck him a bit but doesn’t want me to cum
Sassy
We have not done anything in years
Randy
She says hey it’s always good for the guy.  
I’ve tried tot tell her it isn’t always good 
even though there is a result
That is sad
It is funny with other women I can hold back often can wait forf them to cum
 with the wife I can’t … I’ve tried
Sassy
Interesting
Randy
Did your husband ever pleasure you?
Sassy
Not really
Randy
Same here
I thought that was what a relationship was and the sex would grow but it didn’t
Sassy
I didn’t know any better
Randy
I had better I just though I needed to get better at doing it
We would have sex once every 2 weeks to a month yet I would jerk off at least 1 if not 3x per day
Sassy
I really hope we click
Randy
I do too
Our relationships are sad
I guess it is what we do if we don’t know better
Sassy
But if not, it has been so fun
Randy
Do you think I’m running away?
Sassy
No
Randy
Know something I don’t know
Sassy
Nope
Randy
But yes it has been fun
You’re alright and I love your sense of humor
Catherine
Sassy
Giggle
Randy
I am still finding out who I am sexually
I know I like normal
Sassy
That’s great
There’s a word
Randy
I like a little bit of not normal
And am game for exploring
I love gals with big tits
I love gals who are happy and know how to kiss
I like real women with bigger than barbie asses
Sassy
Dirty talking?
Randy
Yes love it, you?
Sassy
Yes
Randy
Oh and I love loud
Sassy
Yes
Randy
I like long sex sessions and cuddling and fondeling
I am weird because I like holding hands and talking 
I like the tease either visually like a way too low cut blouse
Or a gentle finger placed to your lips just to let me know
Sassy
Any exhibitionists tendencies?
Randy
Maybe, you
Sassy
I like to fantasize but am quite shy
Randy
It has to be safe public
It isn’t really a fantasy for me
Do want to be caught doing something stupid
do not want
Sassy
Of course
Randy
You’re sexy to me.
Have high hopes for wednesday
Sassy
Oh yes
Randy
Sorry got sucked into show
This is us
Can I ask, dear Penelope, what do you need out of a relationship
Sassy
Talk, touch, laughter, to be needed and wanted
You?
Randy
Pretty much the same, funny for you and me sex is low on the list
But it is a strong need
I guess it comes from everything else
Sassy
The more I get, the higher it gets on the list
Randy
Same here
It is important but I’m looking for a relationship.
Need passion 
It stems from all the basics in a relationship
Too deep?
Sassy
Not at all…makes way too much sense
Randy
Yeah I guess were in the same boat
Life’s not supposed to be this complicated eh?
Afraid to fall in love?
Sorry I get a little sappy when Im tired
Sassy
Try not to but can’t control it exactly
You’re cute when you’re sappy
Randy
I am a bit
Thx
Afraid that I’ll find out that I wasted a lotto my life
lot of
Sassy
Maybe but good you’re searching for better now
Randy
Yes I guess
Okay sorry I’m a happier person than this
Sassy
I know
Hope to make you even better
Randy
Thx
You’re alright Abigail
Sassy
Solve the problems of the world together
Or fuck really well
Randy
Oh yes but that would be on the first date 
what do we do for a second one?
Like that too
Need some intimate connection
… without a finger in my ass at first
Sassy
Practice until we get it right
Randy
Yes
Sassy
Duly noted
Randy
Just give me a heads up
And I’ll do anything you want
Sassy
Oh your head will be up
And dripping
And warm
Randy
Yes nice
Love to fuck
Sassy
Mmmm
Randy
Love to give oral
Sassy
I want to undress you
Randy
Slowly please
Sassy
Look at you
Randy
With lots of kisses
Sassy
And caresses
Randy
Yes very much
I want to explore you
Sassy
Be easily naked
Randy
Bring to orgasm sweetly
I love your body
Very sexy
Especially for someone named Prudence
Sassy
Ha
Randy
I try
Sassy
Can you sit around naked?
Talk, snack naked?
Randy
Yes
As long as were cuddling
Would love to have my cock in you while we discuss the day
Straddling me face to face
Sassy
Imagine a woman who wants you, welcome your touch
Randy
That would be phenomenal
Sassy
You can touch me
I will touch you and smile
Randy
Nice
Very nice
That would be lovely
very sexy
Deep kisses
Sassy
Look for ways to be naughty
Randy
Yes please….
Sassy
Tempt you
Set you on fire
Randy
Yes I like taunting too
69 with tits rubbing against by stomach
pussy dripping on me
I can just picture it now Fiona
Sassy
Might need to tour your skin with tits
Hee
Randy
I would love that
Cover them with cum
Sassy
You need to sleep?
Randy
Yes I need to head off now early morning
It has been great as always
Sassy
Sweet sexy dreams
Randy
Same to you my dear sweet Angelica
Sassy
Snort
Randy
I’ll get it right sometime
Now its a sport
Sassy
Good night
10:43 PM Randy
Good night hope to chat tomorrow
I have a dinner meeting until late tomorrow

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Sunday Randy chats

October 2, 2016 Sunday

7:06 AM
Randy
Good morning
Randy
Hope you had a great night.
Been thinking about you this morning
Sassy
Good morning!
Randy
Hey sorry was cleaning the kitchen
Sassy
Now that’s sexy!
Randy
Yea kids made a disaster while we were out
I try and help
How are you today?
Sassy
Great! Have only made it from bed to bathroom so far…
You?
Randy
Good.  been up for a few hours doing a little cleaning
Going to do some siding in a bit
Have to start packing of army trip
or for my trip
Not a morning person?
Sassy
I can be but not today!
Randy
It is cold wet and dreary
Perfect day for staying in bed
Sassy
Made it to my desk
Randy
Nice
Im sitting in a comfy chair watching Gold RUsh
Trying to worm up before heading outside
SO any plans today?
Sassy
I’d like to warm you up
Randy
That would be very nice
Spend all day in bed
And make love all day
Sassy
mmm
Do you drink coffee in the morning? 
Randy
Are you insatiable?
Diet Pepsi
Sassy
oh my
Randy
Tried coffee can;t drink it
You?
Sassy
I’m satitable… but then it wears off
When I went to college, the older women told me I would learn to drink coffee, stay up all night and stop listening to John Denver.  
Randy
funnt
or funny
Sassy
Never did! 
Randy
Still like John Denver?
Sassy
Yeah… he’s fun and sweet 
Have to figure out where to take my cousin for a lobster roll 
Randy
Yeah I play some of his stuff 
I think my favorite to play is Grandmas Feather rBed
Sassy
Poems and Prayers and Promises 
Or Thank God I’m A Country Boy! 
Randy
Aren’t there pretty good places near you?
Both strong as well as This Old Guitar
Sassy
It’s good traveling music 
I sing along.  
Randy
Apparently my typing still sucks
FUn
Sassy
Don’t worry… I know what you mean
I was thinking to take her to CK Pearl in Essex but it hardly seems worth it with this mist
Randy
That is a bit of a drive but not far from me
Sassy
I like the food at Lobsta Land better but the view is better in Essex
May just go out to Belle Isle Seafood in Winthrop
Randy
Purple Cow in Newburyport
Sassy
Never been there!  
I’ve been to Micheal’s on the waterfront… 
Randy
Sorry I meant black cow.  And Michaels is good
Sassy
And that other place… um… Starboard Galley
Randy
Never been there
Sassy
With this weather, the 99 might be the answer 
Randy
Funny
Sassy
She’s a down home kinda gal, more impressed with cheap and good 
Randy
My family hates the 99 not sure why
Sassy
My mom adored it. I took her out for lunch every Saturday and about half the time she wanted to go there 
Randy
Nice memories
Sassy
That or the Chinese buffet 
Randy
Wow nice
Chinese buffet scares me a bit
But then Im a bit food phobic
Sassy
It was so odd because my dad was a steak and potatoes guy so that’s all they did, and when he died, she was like “How about Mexican or Indian today?”  and we were weirded out 
Randy
Funny 
sounds like she wanted to see him happy
Sassy
Oh yes.  It was great to see her become her own person 
They always had white sheets.
When he died she bought PINK FLORAL! 
Randy
Wow
Sassy
Lots of little things like that 
Randy
Funny
My wife has a list too
Sassy
Oh? 
What she’ll do when you die? 
Randy
Flower sheets is one of them
Sassy
I did that when I got my own place. 
Randy
She wants a roommate
You have you own place now?
Sassy
My room mates were plain, plain, plain… white paper towels, white shower curtain, white dishes 
I got patterns and as much dark blue as I could find! 
I bought a condo when I turned 30 
Randy
Oh IC
My wife is pastels 
I am more bolds
Sassy
Decided I was probably never getting married, might as well get on with being a grown-up alone 
I’m the navy blue gal
Randy
Oh ok
I like blues.
Sassy
I am not girly in many ways 
Randy
I want a robins egg blue Austin Healey
Sassy
Do they make that? 
Randy
Yes It is a 60’s car
Sassy
NO florals, no make-up, no perfume, no shopping, no collectibles! 
No cooking, no crafting, so sewing, no cleaning.  
I need a wife.  Heh 
Randy
[messed up URL]
Sorry let me try that again
Sassy
Purdy! 
Randy
Yes fun
Sassy
http://www.kruseclassics.com/index.cfm?id=209&auc_code=A14&lot=228
Randy
I like your list
Sassy
Seems like too small a car for you
Randy
The Bigeye is but the “Big Healeys” are a better fit
Sassy
It can be good for you… I won’t get lipsitck on your collar or perfume on you sleeve 
Randy
Marry me?
Sassy
Maybe in a week or so.  🙂 
Randy
You seem like you’re well grounded
I love the list
I have crafting hoards around the house
LOL
Old GF left lipstick on the little man once.  
I didn’t catch it until I got home. That could have been bad
So It sounds like you’re the pragmatic one
Sassy
It’s just how I am… 
Randy
Me too
Sassy
I despise pink… 
When I was sick everyone gave me pink this and pink that… bleh 
Randy
Oh that should have been BugEye
Sassy
I had to smile and pass it on to others! 
Randy
I am more of a woodworking handcar guy
Sassy
That’s handy
Randy
I meant to ask… hopefully this isn;t too personal why not get divorced?
Sassy
I made a promise 
And he can’t really function on his own
Randy
Oh
Sassy
He’s very talented, creative
Randy
And yes I am very handy
Sassy
but can’t balance a checkbook or remember to pick up his meds 
Randy
Oh jeez
Sassy
He’s on disability 
Randy
It is pretty good of you to keep your promises
I plan on getting divorced at some point
Sassy
We’re a good team, just not in the bedroom 
Randy
Just found out wife has been hitting daughter so may be sooner than later
Oh OK
Sassy
WTF?
Randy
Yeah  my daughter talked to me Friday
Sassy
That is not right. 
I’m so sorry you have to deal with that! 
Is that a new thing?
Randy
Yeah I’ll figure it out. 
My daughter was really mad at her mom so I want to make sure she isn’t exaggerating before next steps
She told me it has been happening for years
I was unaware
I saw her hit her once and I told her if I saw it again that would be it
My father was brutal and I have no tolerance for that
I’ll figure it out
Going to talk to daughter this morning
Sassy
oh dear… 
Randy
Yeah life is tough sometimes.  I have worked out a backup plan
Sorry to bring down the mood
I will alway protect my kids
Sassy
It’s fine to talk about whatever
I want into your head 
Randy
Ok and thank you
I’m a decent guy
Pretty down to earth.
Love science things
With a very high libido
and love to please
Sassy
I’m going to check that out. 🙂 
Randy
Please do
You can give me a grade sheet
Oral:
Making love:
Kissing:
Sucking nipples :
Sassy
Hee hee
Randy
Attention to needs:
etc
let me know
Sassy
It can make things much better if we can talk about things… ask for more or slower or whatnot… 
Randy
Yes I take instruction well
Sassy
Me too 
Randy
Ok a little more about me. I try to be discrete not only because of the family but also I have a fairly high level position and also hold elected office
Sassy
Eep
Randy
I love BJs but then who doesn’t
I love to give in return
Hang on need to pee
Sassy
I’ve actually been with two men who didn’t like BJs… kinda drives me crazy not to be able to use my talents in that way! 
I thought it was just that they had been with women who weren’t good at it but no… 
Very relieved to hear you do! 
Helps a lot if you can cum more than once
Randy
Yes I can cum about 5x
I do like at least 1 kinky thing and not sure why
Sassy
What’s that? 
Randy
If you give me a BJ hold it in your mouth and french me
Too weird?
ut oh did I scare you off?
Sassy
Not at all 
Randy
How about you and kinky desires
Sassy
we can snowball… pass it back and forth.  Heh 
Randy
You like that?
Sassy
I don’t even know what anyone considers kinky anymore 
Randy
True
Sassy
I used to think anything other than missionary in the dark was wild 
Randy
Funny
Sassy
I did! 
I’ve read a lot about different things, tried things… 
mostly come back to… not vanilla but… butter pecan?  
I like nuts. 🙂 
Randy
I like your style
3 comes are a bit much to me
that should be threesomes
Like to focus on 1 person
Have you dated much?
Sassy
What counts as much? 
Randy
Not sure
Sassy
I don’t dream of 3’s 
but might go along in the right circumstances 
Randy
>1 suitor a month?
Sassy
I am mostly a one man woman 
Randy
Agreed 
Sassy
I was in a 4some once in Mexico a long time ago 
Randy
what configuration?
Sassy
MFMF
Randy
how was it?
Sassy
It was glorious
Randy
really ?
Sassy
DIdn’t track who was doing what, just enjoyed 
Randy
were you with the girl ever?
Sassy
I tried once but I am 100% het
Randy
me too
Sassy
A friend from work got really drunk 
and I had to take her home and put her to bed 
Randy
That might be okay more 1:1 ish
Oh
Sassy
She came on to me and I thought i could but.. eh 
Randy
Oh awkward?
Sassy
She didn’t remember any of it 
Randy
Good
Sassy
She fell asleep right about the time it was getting bad 
You tried with a guy? 
Randy
I won’t fall asleep on you primise
promise
Kissed and that was it mostly.
Sassy
I think it’s good to explore 
Randy
my two best friends went at it when I was in the bed next to them though
they thought I was passed out
Sassy
I would think a guy could give a really great BJ, he’d know what works 
Randy
I am definitely het though
That’s what a gay friend says 
who knows more about what a guy wants more than another guy
I think that is a bit false
Sassy
I see a lot of girl on girl porn and I watch a little to see what they do 
but it doesn’t get me going 
Randy
Me either funny
What about anal?
Sassy
It looks really sexy in theory but in practice I don’t see how it works… 
Randy
some like some don’t some only at the right time
Sassy
I got torn up by a guy a long time ago
Randy
Need lots of lube
Sassy
But with lots of lube might try again 
heh
If the guy really wanted it, I’d try 
Randy
Know its only worth trying if you like it
Sassy
I know younger guys like it 
because they can go bareback 
and avoid pregnancy 
but that is not an issue for me anymore 
Randy
I’ll finger your ass while going down on you then you’ll know
Sassy
I did do a prostate massage on a guy once 
while sucking him
Randy
Did he like it
Sassy
Nothing like hearing a man say, “That was the hardest I’ve ever cum in my life!” 
Heh 
He said he felt like he was cumming for the whole time…. 
Randy
I went on a first date and it got hot and heavy 
next thing I know she is sucking me off with her finger in my ass it was a little weird
Sassy
He was used to being with Pros and I was a little intimidated but he said I was better! 
Oh my… not first date material! 
Randy
I’ll try it again though if you want to… I’ll just have to prepare first
Sassy
First dates are often really weird… please try not to judge 
Randy
Never been with pros and don;t have any interest
I am not judgemental
Cast not the first stone…
Sassy
I’ve had first dates that were disasters but after that it was fine. 
Randy
Do you date more than one suitor at once?
Sassy
Not very often 
I may be talking to a couple of guys, waiting to see what pans out 
Randy
Okies I know the feeling
Sassy
but never long term 
Randy
really?
Sassy

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If I get past the first date I usually focus on that guy 

Randy
I am looking for something on many levels
Sassy
I’ve never left someone… 
Randy
that usually leads to long term
Sassy
I expect it to last forever 
Randy
Guys are turds sometimes
Sassy
I get it
I don’t get lying or slience
but I get the new pussy appeal 
Randy
Yes
And fun but I find the second and third can be phenomenal
etc
Sassy
I like getting the learning about someone new but then using it over and over to make it great 
Randy
Me too
Sassy
And building trust 
Randy
Pay attention
Yes
That should be I pay attention
Sassy
I got attacked once so I changed how I start a
nd am way more careful, but it makes first dates a bit terrifying 
Randy
Oh shit that is terrifying
Sassy
It was… and the fact that I had no warning… 
no way to tell if the next guy would be like that 
Randy
Very scary
Im not that guy 
I respect women
I’m a pretty normal guy and I have a fairly public life
Sassy
Here’s a fun site 
http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_deckchair.shtml
I learned a lot about different positions 
and the animation is oddly hypnotic 
Some of the desciptions and comments are hysterical 
Randy
My cock isn’t huge which limits some things
Sassy
Some of them look like something out of Cirque de Soleil 
Randy
But women really hate it when you bottom out
Sassy
I’ve had fun with all sizes 
Randy
Does’t want to open for me right now
Sassy
I find smaller men learn to do more than pound 
I like doggy a lot 
Randy
Ok
Sassy
or the up from under type side thing 
Randy
I’ve never been with a woman who I didn’t make cum by fucking
except my wife
Sassy
oh that is sad
Did you do it before you were married to her? 
Randy
yes but I was young and naive
Sassy
A finger and tongue can often be better for me 
because I’m a clit girl more than a g-spot girl… but it varies a lot 
Man…. you have me revved up
Pulsing over here! 
Randy
When I started dating my wife she said most women can’t cum with fucking
She used to take an hour to cum and I would tongue her that long
Sassy
Wow
This may qualify you for sainthood some day
Randy
Yes I then cheated 
I met with a woman she came in like 30 seconds (and I can tell)
She came almost 5x in about 1.2 an hour
My wife used to complain that my cock was too big and I was going too deep
I then learned that might be desirable
Sassy
Fascinating 
Randy
My old high school GF found me 
and we hooked up because she said I was the only guy ever that made her cum
I thought that was very sad that guys would treat her that way
Sassy
I definitely want to check this out! 
Randy
I made her cum 4x on the first date
Sassy
There was one guy that made me cum 7x in 2 hrs… I lost count after that 
Randy
2x which making love 1x fingering and 1x oral
Then she was tired out or I would have kept going
Sassy
And a guy I met for nearly 9 months who never made me cum
Randy
Hmmm
I am told that I am a good kisser and great with oral and my hands
I think it is more that I pay attention
Sassy
I am “the best kisser ever.”  😉 
Yes.. that is key 
Should I let you go do stuff? 
Randy
Awesome I love kissing
Yes in a minute
Sassy
I lost track of time… I adore that 
Randy
I’ll have to check that out
Me too
Sassy
Yes please! 
Randy
Maybe Wednesday?
Sassy
Yes
It’s an important piece of info to discover 
Randy
Yes I love to kiss
Love to do much more
I like the exploration
Sassy
I want to hug you right away, like an old friend 
Randy
To me the sound of a woman climaxing is very very sensual
Me too could use it this week
and kiss you like a new lover
Sassy
Do you need to be careful in public? 
Randy
A bit
But I am very add and can quickly spot in a room people I know
Sassy
Should have a story ready so we don’t fumble if you see someone you know
Randy
But we should be okay
I always do
dear old friend
Sassy
If I see someone, you are talking to me about donating to my community group.  🙂 
But I’ve never run into anyone 
Randy
Ok
Sassy
It’s really tough not to be bad in public 
Randy
I did get caught one time
 and the guy was being nosy 
I said she is an old friend that is having a hard time so back off so that we can go and fuck for a few hours
…. he thought I was joking
Sassy
Ha! 
I went to a guy’s house one time (won’t ever do that again!) and his wife came home unexpectedly
Randy
I  would never do that
Sassy
Luckily, he had shown me the closet where I could hide 
Randy
How did that work out?
Oh boy
Sassy
He’d put a chair in there 
Randy
Not my style
Sassy
So I sat there listening to her scream at him 
Worst part was later when I asked why she screamed at him over little things and he said, “Was she?  I didn’t notice” 
Randy
Sounds like my life
Sassy
It made me realize why he would brace himself sometimes when he told me something 
He was waiting for me to scream
And I never yell 
Randy
That sucks
Sassy
He was really into me being in his bed 
I did it that once to please him 
Randy
Weird he needed to spite his wife
Sassy
Yes. 
Randy
No my focus is on a relationship
Not vindictiveness or any other odd emotion
Or to satisfy ego
Ok I should go and get some stuff done
I really want to masterbate with you
Sassy
Hope it goes well! 
Randy
but family is around
Sassy
I think we can have a lot of fun! 
Randy
would’ve to hear you cum
I think so too
that should be would love to hear you cum
Sharon?
Sassy
Ha ha
Randy
Maybe could kiss you in public
Sassy
I’m going to go play
Randy
could I listen?
Sassy
You can think of me lying on my bed, legs spread 
I have to be pretty quiet here 
Randy
Oh well
Sassy
BUt you can imagine 
Randy
Yes I have a good imagination
Sassy
Phone in one hand, big silver bullet in the other 
Randy
Nice
Wish my tongue were there
Sassy
You sitting in the corner jerking off 
Whee! 
Mwah! 
Randy
I’ll cum on your tits
and then rub it into your nipples
Sassy
mmmm
No one has ever done that 
I want that! 
Randy
I cum a lot just to warn you
Okay I should run I could talk to you all day
Sassy
That bodes well!  
Randy
I hunger for you babe
My balls ache
Chat later?
Sassy
Yup
Randy
Catch ya later.
Have fun pleasuring yourself
Think of my face between your legs
Sassy
Mmmm… 
Randy
Bye babe chat later

Sunday, October 2, 2016 6:18 PM
Randy
Hey I had a few minutes so I thought I’d say hi
Hope you had a good day
Sassy
Hiya! 
Done with dinner. We did go to Essex. Thought of you…
Randy
Very sweet of you 
how was dinner?
Sassy
Delightful
Spicy lobster carbonara
How was your day?
Randy
Good a bit tired lots of work.
Doing smeo electronic stuff for work now
The spicy lobster sounds wonderful
Sassy
What did you eat tonight? 
Randy
Um nothing exciting Firehouse subs.. turkey sub
small
going for the next 50 pounds
Sassy
Sounds yummy 
I was super bad… 
There’s a fresh pie stand at a farm on the way in to Essex… 
I hadn’t had pie in forever, so I stopped and bought two! 
Of course, I had to try them both when I got home 
Randy
What types of pie?
Sassy
Cherry and Burgandy 
Randy
I love cherry… my favorite
How were they?
Sassy
I think I may take them to work so I don’t eat any more
Perfect 
I’m not usually a dessert person… but sometimes… mmmm
Randy
I’m the same way
But I love cherry pie.
My brother and I tried for a while to retreat the recurring scene from Twin Peaks, cherry pie and coffee
We found a place in Oregon that was perfect
Sassy
You said 4 siblings? 
Randy
Yes 2 brothers and 2 sisters, 3 steps sisters
Sassy
Wowzers
Randy
yeah catholic family
Sassy
I have one sister 9 years older and 1 9 years younger 
Randy
wow that is a pretty big spread
Sassy
My older sister is… a challenge 
She tries to mother us 
So I tend to avoid her 
My younger sister is my best friend 
So most of the time when I talk about “my sister” I mean the younger one 
My older sister was a “honerymoon baby” born 9 mos and 5 days after my parents got married 
Randy
Better than 7 months for a cousin of mine
Sassy
I took a long while to come along 
“premature”  🙂 
Randy
took 9 years to perfect you?
Sassy
My little sister was a complete surprise when my mom was 43 
Are you the youngest? 
Randy
Oldest
Sassy
Aha
Randy
And I guess that is where I get the leadership qualities from
Sassy
I am the middle child, the peacemaker 
Do you get along with them all? 
Randy
Yes… I avoid one of my sisters when her husband is around he is a bit much for me
My one brother just started remembering his childhood so he is struggling a bit to deal with it.
I have been helping him some.
I have or really had a nearly eidetic memory SO remember almost everything
Sassy
Is he getting help? 
Randy
Yes professional
Both brothers 
I dealt with the issues a long time ago.
always thought they were more mentally healthy than me because I confronted issues 
They seemed to make their peace with them
I didn’t think it would stew within them for 30-40years and then erupt
ever had anything like that in your family?
Sassy
No but I have good friends who dealt with it, or didn’t 
Do they live near you? 
Randy
No they were in the Midwest.
They both almost died in the past 2 years
Sassy
Yikes 
Randy
Funny I had the troubles in High School and was done with it
The brain is a complicated organ
Sassy
 Indeed
Randy
It seems like they are both in a much better place now
SO I am happy of rthem
Sassy
 When are you going away? 
Randy
Saturday
Meetings all week.  Back for the weekend then off again Monday- Wed
Very long trip
Sassy
So out the 8th, back the 14th, then out 17 and back when? 
Randy
Gone 8-14
back 15-16, then gone 17-18 and maybe longer
Tough couple of weeks
Also budget time
Sassy
So if we decide we get along… it will be weeks before we can act on it? 
Randy
yes sadly
Sassy
Ah well
Randy
Too long for you?
Sassy
Hope we can keep talking, teasing, anticipating 
Not at all 
Randy
Yes I need to set up my wifi but I should be good
Sassy
I got this new phone in May, people says it makes international travel a breeze because it just works… 
Have you heard of Google Fi? 
Randy
Yes never tried it.
Im not sure if my iPhone will work
Sassy
It halved my phone bill
Randy
I know people like the Google phone
Sassy
It won’t… that’s the one big con 
Randy
Yes prefers wifi.
Sassy
You have AT&T? 
Randy
Yes I do
Sassy
I am smiling… thinking of meeting you are the airport… getting way ahead of myself! 
Randy
I thought it would work
Sounds fun!
Sassy
You’ll probably be a fuzzy jet-lagged mess 
I envision you are a big cuddly teddy bear… is that right at all? 
Randy
Yes I am 6’3″
Sassy
Wow!  
Randy
OK?
[Sent me a nude photo]
Just took that
Sassy
That’s quite a photo! 
Yum… 
You have shoulders… 
I have a sucker for shoulders! 
Randy
Yes lots of muscle too
Sassy
So you’ll win at arm wrestling? 
Randy
yes
Sassy
Hee hee
That is such a HOT photo!  Thanks! 
Randy
he is at about 1/4 hard so decently thick I don;t normally look
Need to lose the belly
Thx
Yea big shoulders great for hugs
Just so you know what you’d be getting
Well I hope you like
Maybe I should have warned you before sending
Sassy
[photo of me just out of the shower casually wrapped in a towel]
Randy
Now?
Nice tits! 
I like it
You’re cute!
like the careful towel placement
Now I’ll be busy later tonight
Sassy
🙂
Thanks
Randy
Sexy!!!
Sassy
I try to be a little creative… a peek is sometimes better than the whole shebang
Randy
Yes
I like it
Was that just now?
Sassy
Nope
I am rarely a real time photo sender
I usually take like… 12 and delete them all… then try again… then… 
Randy
Oh IC.  I felt spontaneous
SO I’m okay for you then?
Sassy
That was very special 
You are fantastic! 
Randy
TY
another 30 pounds and my belly will be gone
Sassy
My fingers itch to touch you there… and there and…. there 
Randy
My arms are always huge
and very nice
love foreplay
Sassy
You do have tree trunk legs! 
Randy
Yes I used to cycle 45 miles a day
and no fat there
Last time I took a pic like that I was much thinner
In the old days my cock could touch my belly button
Those were good pics
like your arms and soft shoulders
You are a very sexy woman
Sassy
Thanks… my skin is so white.. 
Randy
I like the middle nipples but just enough to show that you have some very nice tits
that should read hidden nipples
and a pretty crotch
your probably hiding a lovely pussy
and there I have made a grammatically error that I hate… you’re
Sassy
It’s funny what that random photo shows and doesn’t 
Randy
I like it
love demure 
Like the scene from total recall
Be honest it will make the whole experience more pleasurable
BRB
Okay back
Sassy
🙂 
Mirrors are good… can stand or lie in front of them and get new sights 
Randy
I can never seem to take a good mirror photo
Sassy
I saw a video where the woman was on the bed and the guy was standing and he could see in the mirror while she sucked on him… looked like a great idea! 
Randy
Oh sounds interesting 
although whenever it has happened to me I am too lost in the moment
Sassy
Mmm… nice 
Randy
Then cum all over your tits
Sassy
I never get to see that… I want to!  
It’s always somewhere inside me so I can’t see 
Randy
Nice sounds like fun then
Sassy
I’ve only seen a man cum once… when I had a bad cold and had to do a hand job instead of sucking 
Randy
Oh well then that is something to try then
Sassy
Could be fun? 
I may have to send you my favorite hand job video
Randy
Yes If you suck me to almost coming and then I jerk off sometimes I can cum for a while
like multiple ejaculation.  But that usually wears me out 
but I cum a lot when I do that
Sassy
I want you to feel so good 
Randy
the best is sucking hard when I cum it empties me and feels out of this world
Sassy
I can usually do that 
Swallow all around you 
Randy
very nice
Cant wait to kiss you
and hug you
Sadly my sweetness I need to head off to bed.
I need to get up in a few hours
Sassy
Here’s a 1 minute video to take with you
http://www.redtube.com/116905
Sleep well Randy
Randy
TY and I hope you sleep well to.
Chat tomorrow?
10:58PM Sassy
Yes please!


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Chatting Saturday

October 1, 2016 Saturday

6:33 AM

Randy
Very nice
You’re awesome

Sassy
Good morning!

Randy
Good morning
How are you this dreary day?

Sassy
I’m good. Still in bed
Crawl in here and keep me warm?

Randy
Absolutely, would love to on this cold day
Wrap my arms around you and pull myself close

Sassy
Exactly
What do you sleep in?

Randy
shirt and boxer briefs (soft). how about you?

Sassy
Big old T-shirt and panties

Randy
Nice
I dreamt about you last night
Thought about meeting with you, giving you a big hug and kissing your lips

Sassy
Mmmm

Randy
Looking at the first picture you sent me again and am looking forward to what might be

Oh I forgot to tell you last night I am am a bit OCD with personal hygiene I brush my teeth often and try to keep things clean. Often I’ll shower before getting in bed just to wash off the day

Sassy
Interesting. Old flame is like that too.

Randy
Yea? Want to be clean to get dirty

Sassy
I could wash your back

Randy
That would be nice…. showing together is great fun
very sexy

Sassy
Imagining

Randy
me too

Would love another nice picture of you

Your choice
Nice or naughty

Like seeing your smile and blue eyes

Sassy
I’m was just looking for one

Randy
Sorry was ordering some parts for my car

Need to change the brakes today

Sassy
Mechanical huh?

Randy
I’ll need to go in a bit to get started on the day

Yes I like to do some of my own work

I helped build a couple of race cars when I was younger

I try to be a rennaisance man but think I have only made it medievil man… I think the debauchery caught me

Sassy
Hee hee
I am going to try to sleep some more

Randy
Ok maybe catch you later?
Great chatting with you sexy

Sassy
Please do
Try not to think about my boobs…too much

Randy
Is there a too much?

Night babe and hope to catch you later

Sassy
A good question!

Randy
Nite Rebeka
…. still guessing

Sassy

[photo of me in the shower]
Shower scene

Randy
Very nice I like it

Is that new?

Sassy
Nope
It’s another old favorite I dug up for you

Randy
Ty very nice love your smile
And a couple of other things

Sassy
😉

Hope that will hold you for awhile.

Back mid-afternoon

When things get tough, I will think of you

Randy
Yes it will am daydreaming of you
I’ll be on later if you need a broad shoulder to cry on or some big hugs to warm your heart

Sassy
Thank you. Sorry you had to wander in at this odd time.

I’ll be back to my most cheery self soon!

Randy
You’re awesome and I’m sorry you’re going through this, I look forward to the future

Saturday, October 1, 2016 2:05 PM

Sassy
All done, home!

Randy
How are you?

Sassy
Tired but fine

Randy
Long day already?

Sassy
Yeah. You making progress?

Randy
Gave up on several projects because it is raining too hard but did change my brakes rotors and calipers

A little tired now

How was your family?

Sassy
They all behaved!

Randy
Is that about the best you can hope for?
My family get togethers something always seems to happen

Sassy
They’ve mellowed a lot

Randy
Time does that to alcohol, friends and family

Sassy
🙂

Randy
Thinking of you today. Hope that you stay warm and know that you are desired

Further you are a terrific conversationalist

Did I scare you away?

Sorry?
missing you

Catch you later maybe?

Sassy
Don’t fret!

I’m here!!!!

Randy
Sorry I fell asleep
How I love getting old

Sassy
I’m considering doing that soon
I watched a movie for the first time in ages
We got a new couch recently – one of those dual recliner thingies – and Hubby thought it would be good for me to recline and watch a mindless movie

Do you nap on the couch or in bed?

Randy
Either
this time it was the bed…

Sassy
Interesting how sexy that sounds… cuddled up next to you, watching you snooze then waking you up in some special way…

Randy
That sounds terrific

Sassy
What is your favorite food?

Randy
Oooo that’s a tough one
I like a lot of things

Sassy
List as many as you like. 🙂

Randy
Chicken vindaloo maybe?

Sassy
Oh my

Randy
Hard to choose
You?

Sassy
Lobster

Randy
Oh nice

Sassy
Spicy Chinese wontons

Do you cook?

Randy
Those are great!

Yes
But don’t have a specialty

Sassy
I make great reservations. ;0

Randy
Ok that made me laugh very nice
Still laughing

Sassy
Hee hee

Randy
I take it you don’t cook

Sassy
Have you heard of Foodler?

Randy
No what is it

Sassy
It’s an online site where restaurants sign up to let you order delivery. There are like 268 places I can order from

So click click and dinner appears
Dangerous

Not sure why but cooking is not my thing. I am so organized and efficient but not around a kitchen

I hurt myself, forget ingredients, burn things, set off the smoke alarms…

Randy
Oh my. For me since I was a science person for so long, cooking seems like a logical extension

Sassy
My mom was a home ec teacher, so a pro at cooking, baking, cleaning, sewing, entertaining… I didn’t get any of that

Randy
Yeah my monster-in-law is a terrible cook thus my wife is too
lots of yelling and throwing things.
My grandmother and mother were terrific cooks

Hang I need to get a quick shower

Wish you could join me

Sassy
Wish I could watch
Hee!

I’m going to lie down, look at naughty photos and play with a toy… might nod off but if not I can talk to you if you have the time.

Randy
[photo of him all dressed up]


Sassy
Wow! Very put together

Randy
Ready for an evening out
even have cufflinks on

Thx

Sassy
Oh my

Randy
Flash wouldn’t work

Sassy
Snazzy

Randy
Thx wish I could help with your toys

Sassy
Gives you an air of mystery

Randy
Thx
I’ll be on later

Sassy
Someday you can help with the toys

Have fun
Think of my wet clit

Randy
I will I can almost taste it

Saturday, October 1, 2016 9:26 PM

Randy
Still at dinner and thinking of you

How was your playtime?
He says a few drinks into the evening

Wondering if she moved just right he might catch a glimpse of her alabaster and supple breasts

Still at dinner and am thinking about you is that wrong?

Awake?

Ok don’t answer if you’re asleep….

Randy here

Sassy
Juat woke up. How was your dinner?

Randy
Stilll at dinner good band

Sassy
You dance?

Randy
A bit

Sassy
What do you drink?

Randy
Margaritas and whisky sour

Randy
Like to have fun.

Do you dance?

Sassy
I’ve been known to shake and shimmy
Or cuddle close for a slow dance

Randy
Hmm both are fun

Like the shimmy

I’ve been preoccupied thinking about you all night

Sassy
I was in St Thomas on vacation once, and a local took me to a club… we danced and danced… he leaned in and said “Hain’t never seen no white woman move da way you do!”

Randy
Nice. Was that the start of a fun evening?

Sassy
Yes but probably not in the way you mean

Randy
Okay

I find I have 3 kinds of interests in life all of which drive me

Physical like doing something, Mental and sexual

The balance somedays is very tenuous

Sassy
Are you tipsy?

Randy
For me I like a sexual connection where we connect on an intellectual level
Yes a bit why?

Sassy
Just wondered

Randy
A bit too philosophical?
But not very at all
tipsy that is
I think more tired than tipsy

Sassy
Did you eat good food?

Randy
yes, steak, twice-cooked potatoes and green beans almondine

a whiny sour and 4 margaritas
or whisky

It was great
the group loves to laugh so it was fun

How was your evening dearest?

Sorry I do get a bit sappy at this time of night
And very horny

Sassy
It’s cute and very sexy

Randy
Also very creative at times

Thx

Sassy
I played and then slept hard

Randy
Nice sounds good

Do you play every day?

Sassy
Hubby was out at a party with his gf so I had the place to myself

Randy
Oh

Sassy
I try to play every day…

You?

Randy
ok
So you could be loud

I used to 2-3x per day, now am down to about 1/week. If I had a little more time in the morning I would daily

Sorry I’m getting hard thinking of you
it is a bit distradcting

Sassy
I’m not sorry. 🙂

Randy
He likes you
Horny now
Would ove to be kissing you now in my arms
Laying back against my chest
So I can run my hands down your body

Sassy
mmmmm

Randy
From shoulders to tits to nipples to stomach to lips to clit and back

Sassy
ooooh
That sounds wonderful

Randy
Yes maybe someday
Hopeful and breathless here
Leah?

did you fall asleep?

Sassy
No… I am thinking of your hands… your mouth…
setting me on fire
smoldering
burning

Randy
I am too
my hands around your face kissing you gently and then working up to deeply
And very nice

Sassy
Busy day tomorrow?

Randy
A bit – some house projects and doing some clean up

Packing for my trip to EU and 2 U.S. Cities

You?

Sassy
Day should be quiet, evening with cousin from NC

We usually only see each other in big groups, will be a treat to have her to myself to laugh and eat

Randy
That sounds fun.
I have the house to myself all morning
Will probably work outside a bit
May relax a bit too
Probably will play a bit too

Sassy
Hope the weather is better

🙂

Randy
I hope so too
We could play together sometime if you like

Sassy
Her dad, my only uncle, died three weeks ago

Randy
That is sad
How is she taking it?

Sassy
It’s been a weird few months

Randy
Yeah it sounds like it

Sassy
She was in the same boat as I was with my mom… it was a blessing.

Randy
Lots of stress

Sassy
I’d like to play with you!

Randy
Sometimes though people feel a lot of guilt because they are almost hoping for someone to die and when it happens they feel guilt from it

Cool sounds like fun
maybe like a date

Sassy
Two folks, making each other smile

Randy
Yes

You make me smile for many reasons. And while I am very preoccupied with sex, I find your sense of humor and writing and intellect very appealing

Sassy
You are so sweet!

Randy
Further, happy is very sexy to me. You seem like a very internally happy person. That is super desirable in my book

You are a special woman. With loads of great attributes

Sassy
You are quite perceptive. 😉

Randy
I try
But I do pay attention
Sometimes it takes me a little while to process

Sassy
We have time

Randy
Yes

Sassy
Have you been to the places on your trip before?

Randy
By the way I find perceptive is very compatible with orgasms

Yes a bunch, I am working with a company there.

Have you ever been there?

Oh and I have family in some of the spots.

Sassy
One of my favorite spots in the world is the Red Rocks Garden of the Gods near Co Springs
We used to go for figure skating competitions
Skate America was there a number of times

Randy
It is a super nice area. Would love to see a concert there sometime

Sassy
I stood on the stage and sang!

Randy
Nice
What did you sing?

Sassy
A bus load of Japanese tourists did the wave

Randy
Funny

Sassy
I started with Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Randy
Domo oregato

Sassy
then Rocky Mountain High

Randy
Strong
Stronger
You’re in the right area for that
But then you knew taht

Sassy
My older sister dared me, and not many folks around so wheeeee

Randy
and again my spelling sucks
I like it

Sassy
The acoustics in there are incredible

Randy
Yes so I hear
double entendre intended

Sassy
Hee hee

Randy
Kind of like hard to see you
But I digress

Sassy
You should sleep
Dream of a beach and a breeze and foofy drink and mostly naked women

Randy
tonights cufflinks of choice

[photo of his cuffs and cuffllinks]

Just want to think of 1 naked woman

Good night babe

You are charming as usual
I wish you sweet dreams as well
Dreams of comfy bed, good sci-fi books and big hugs
missing you here and looking forward to perhaps meeting you someday soon

Sorry many thoughts going through my mind.
Good night and sweet dreams

A virtual long kiss good night and big strong hugs to you

Sassy
Sleep well dear man

Adore the cuff links!

Randy
Thx

You too

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First Randy chat – Part 2

September 30, 2016 Friday
10:53 PM Randy
Check and Check
Sassy
Smart 
Randy
I am 6’4″
Sassy
*drool 
Randy
My IQ is okay, lots of degrees
Sassy
How did you end up down that road? 
Randy
Thought about medicine, but the people there were scary
Tried several roads, finally found another way to help people
Sassy
Very interesting 
Randy
When I was young the church wanted to recruit me into the priesthood because I was very altruistic
Sassy
Are you still churched? 
Randy
No
Well not Catholic
Got disillusioned with the whole priest scandal
and the Church annulled my parent marriage after 5 kids
Sassy
whoa
Randy
Yeah
SO what’s your story?
Sassy
My dad was a minister 
Everyone assumed I would follow in his footsteps
Randy
Why didn’t you?
Sassy
About 10 reasons 
Randy
That’s all?
Sassy
I am not an intellectual…
I don’t suffer fools gladly,
I like money
And I never had any faith exactly 
I’m not spiritual 
I know what to do but not why exactly
I was very involved for years, leading committees, singing in the choir, running rummage sales, etc. 
But I stopped about 10 years ago 
Randy
That is tough
Was there something 10 years ago that caused the change?
Sassy
I miss it, especially around the holidays
Yes.  I helped start a community project, not religious but it brought people into the church building for meetings and fund raising
Randy
and… A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”   A student replied, “Because people are sleeping”
Sassy
Hee!  
I meant for the project to bring money and people into the church 
Randy
Oh IC
Sassy
After about 4 years, I was putting a lot of time into the project
And the minister got ticked off 
She pulled me aside, said some really shitty things to me 
Said I had to choose between the church and the project… 
She thought I would choose the church
I realized the project was my ministry now 
Randy
Okay.  Sounds a little crappy
This puritanical culture can be a little rough
Sassy
So I quit 
Resigned all my positions, walked and never went back 
Randy
Wow
Sassy
She kept trying to get me to return,
then she tried to get others to entice me
I never answered any of them 
Randy
Oh boy.  That is rough. 
Church politics are weird
Sassy
Yup
My niece was born two days after I left
So I focused on her and the project 
Randy
Fun and better
Sassy
And it all feels much healthier 
The project people were so good to me while I was sick 
Randy
Were you always into this sexual and if so how did you balance religion and the sexuality?
And it is odd most people turn to the church when they’re sick
Sassy
I was never sexual until after my old flame found me
Randy
Rather they turned you away
Oh okay
Sassy
Sex was something men did to me and I waited for it to be over 
Randy
So you were in an asexual loveless marriage?
That is really shitty
Sassy
I thought that part of my life was over and I was okay with it 
Then Old flame came along and showed me that I get to have fun too 
It was a revelation!
Randy
You never came until you were with your old flame?
Sassy
Not really… I was such a dope.  I didn’t really understand my body or what was what 
I have learned so much since then! 
Randy
Oh crap that sucks
Sassy
I am making up for it now.  : ) 
Randy
my ex girlfriend sought me out because she said I was the only one who ever made her cum
I found it terrible guys treated her like crap
Sassy
That sounds familiar
Randy
I took care of her several times
Sassy
I have to be charitable and say most men are clueless… not mean 
Randy
I pay attention
Sassy
That is the key
Not rocket science 
And time
Taking more than 3 minutes 
Randy
There is definitely an art to orgasms
I find it is being in sync
I can’t always hold back very long
at least the first time
Can you come while fucking?
or Can you cum while fucking?
Sassy
Usually 
Randy
My cock is pretty sensitive and can usually feel the g spot
Sassy
Mmmm
Randy
I usually try to make a woman cum 2x for my 1
Sassy
Oh my
Randy
Yes I try
Sassy
For academia I went to a fancy college and got a B.A.
Liberal arts
took classes in 11 departments 
Randy
Okay nice
Sassy
never had any clue what I wanted to do 
Randy
The more classes I took the more sophisticated the hand waving
Sassy
But I am not my job
Randy
You seem pretty intellectual to me
Sassy
I am the practical one 
My dad had three daughters
the other two are intellectual, philosophy types, deep 
I was his “son” that he taught finance and baseball and people skills 
Randy
Hmmm
I would beg to differ
Sassy
I am smart but in the non-bookish way 
They are debating the meaning of life and 
I am figuring out where to go for dinner and 
how to split the bill and 
who will ride with whom 
Randy
I would guess that you could hold your own pretty well in many environments
Yeah but is it a facade?
Like trying to avoid have to converse about family things etc?
Sassy
I don’t think so 
Randy
OK
Sassy
My mom was a farm girl.  
She used to say “Someone has to feed the chickens” 
That’s me 
Randy
Funny
Sassy
My sister says everyone “wears a shirt” with writing on it 
If you look closely, you can read it
She says mine says, “Tell me and I will fix it” 
Randy
That’s good 
you’re a fixer?
Sassy
I enjoy that… 
I used to be lost in it
No idea what I wanted
because I was so busy helping others
Randy
I guess it is time to focus on you for a while?
Sassy
Between old flame and surviving cancer, it became okay to think of me now and then 
But I am still mostly about others 
Randy
Good for you
Sassy
I’d like to see your eyes roll back in your head while I suck on you
Randy
Are you a happy person?
Sassy
Very 
Randy
Wow nice transition
I like both
I am enjoying learning about you
Sassy
Sorry if that was a crazy Ivan 
Randy
But am fascinated by the prospect of making love to you
Sassy
I see great possibilities 
Have you seen the Hunt for Red October? 
Randy
I love getting sucked off
my orgasms are very intense then
Yes and I got the Crazy Ivan
You do like movies don’t you
and have a very good memory
Sassy
I have mostly stopped going… 
but the older ones stick with me 
Randy
One engine going one way and one going the other
Sassy
Only seen Star Wars, Star Trek and Magic Mike lately 
Randy
I mostly watch things on demand
Sorry stuck on you sucking me off
Were you sending a picture BTW?
Sassy
That is fine 
I meant to but couldn’t find the one I wanted to send and got distracted 
Randy
I guess I have two engines such as you
I think we could click
So I will give you all my baggage
Sassy
Having help to carry it makes it lighter? 
Randy
I’m not a thin guy…
I would go with full size but getting smaller every day
My cock isn’t hugh 
it is about 6×5 now
 if I lose weight I hope it gets back to where it used to be 8×5.5
Sassy
I like shorter… easier to deep throat 
; )
Randy
I have had 2 LTR
both several years
nice and nice
and have had 3 flings

Sassy
Good.  There are lessons to be learned when you “cheat”
and I’m glad you’ve done it already 
Randy
Yes there are.
It is odd
 it does seem possible to love several people although differently
Sassy
Absolutely 
Randy
For women I like BBW
I like big tits and big asses
and I like it loud
If you squirt I’ll faint
Sassy
I have twice 
Randy
…. it is a fantasy of mine
Sassy
It was weird
Randy
usually it is a very intense orgasm
Sassy
It wasn’t like an orgasm… it was… 
like when you eat too much sugar and there is this hot rush and then
a crash 
Randy
Oh
SO not so great
Sassy
The guy had read somewhere how to make it happen and I didn’t believe it
It was almost like his pushed a button inside me and GUSH
Randy
hmmmm
Sassy
He was elated
Randy
I’ll bet
Sassy
I was happy to make him happy 
Randy
Hey when do you usually leave work
Sassy
but it was weird 
5 pm 
Randy
Ok
Sassy
But can get out earlier for “a doctor’s appointment”
Randy
Maybe drinks Wednesday 5:30
Summer shack?
Sassy
Sure
when
Randy
This Wednesday?
Sassy
Seems doable 
Randy
Anxious to see where this goes
and hopefully I’m not too short
Sassy
If you are taller than I am, we’re fine 
Randy
I’m 6’4″
Sassy
I’m 5’8
Randy
Nice
Kissing okay?
Oh and I’m 52
People often don’t believe it though
Sassy
I just turned 57
Randy
Ok
You look great
I can’t believe your husband leaves you alone
We would make love every morning
Sassy
Mmmm
and twice on Sundays?
Randy
Yes please
Sassy
: ) 
Randy
I took my grandfather to the doctor’s office for his checkup.  
The doctor told him he was very healthy and asked how he did it.  
My grandfather replied, “no more than twice a day, 
only once on the weekends.”
I was 18 and was shocked but still laugh about that
Sassy
Wow! 
Randy
Yes.
Oh and short dick
I meant the little man
Some women like large
many not
Sassy
I prefer average
Randy
It is thickish though
Oh and why the foot pic?
Sassy
Something different
memorable
See if you will do what I ask? 
Randy
Oh I will… anything
I thought it might be a check if I take care of myself
Sassy
Busy weekend for you? 
Randy
Doing some work around the house, 
going places for the kids, 
wife has work party 
You?
Sassy
Burying my mother tomorrow, 
lunch with the entire family… 
entertaining cousins Sunday morning. 
Randy
I am so sorry to hear that
was this expected?
12:00 AM Sassy
Thank you.  
In general, yes… the particular day no
It was time though… She was miserable, in a lot of pain.
good she is at peace 
She died in June 
we were waiting for a time the cousins could be here to bury her ashes 
Randy
oh? why so long if I may ask
oh ok 
I am sorry for you.  
I hope you have many happy memories to carry you through your days
Sassy
OH I do.
Your parents still around? 
Randy
That is very good
Yes my mom has cancer 
although appears to be in remission but she has wasted the gift of time she has been given.
My dad is still around but we don’t speak
Sassy
Is that hard for you or a healthy thing? 
Randy
It is a healthy thing
he is a horrible person
Sassy
Ah…
Randy
Dearest I have thoroughly enjoyed chatting with you
but I am about to turn into a pumpkin
You are a very special woman and 
I am intrigued by you on so many levels
Emotional, intellectually and sexually
Sassy
I was just typing you are a very special man! 
Randy
thx
I can only imagine that being with you would be magical
Sassy
I have to be offline between about 10:15 and 2:15 pm tomorrow but should be around otherwise 
Randy
ok. I look forward to chatting with you more.  Maybe more pictures 
Sassy
Is it okay to ping you whenever and you’ll answer when you can? 
Randy
I am very much looking forward to getting to know you better
Yes absolutely.  I am very good at being secretive
Sassy
Same here
Sleep well! 
Randy
All my stuff is locked,
Phone and email
Sassy
Mwah!
Randy
You too 
good night
Dear… Grace?
I’m going to keep guessing…
Sassy
Ha!
Randy
xxxoooxxx
Place this quote:  
“Well, she may wander into my dreams. Wouldn’t it be nice, if I could call her by name and pretend we’ve met before? I’ve waited a long time for such a lady.”
LadyHawke
Sassy
Never seen that one 
Randy
Yes I am a romantic
Oh it’s good
Sassy
You are so sweet
Randy
Good night dear anonymous nymph who steals my breath.
I shall anxiously await our next exchange
With great yearning in my spirit
I will need to empty my manhood of passion before retiring.  
I am very grateful for that.
Sassy
MMmmm
Randy
So with a kiss on your cheek, 
a whisper word of hope in your ear, someday, 
and a brush down your back 
I say good night
I will very much look forward to our next conversation.
Sassy
Wow… you turn into a flowery bard after midnight! 
Randy
Yes I do dearest
and quite horny
Sassy
Hee! 
Randy man
Randy
Yes
Sassy
Like the Raggedy Man, only sexier 
Randy
TY
Sassy
You are most welcome 
Randy
Nite babe…
I most assuredly know that your name is not Rumplestiltskin
Sassy
Ha ha ha
Randy
Sarah
12:24 AM Sassy
Would Sassy by another name smell as sweet? 
Sorry… that was mangled Shakespeare there 
Go before I ravage you! 

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First Randy chat – Part 1

Friday, September 30, 2016 

Google Hang Outs Chat 

8:55 PM Randy
Let’s chat on Hangouts!
Sassy
Hiya! 
Randy
hey glad to connect how are you?
Sassy
I’m great!  You?
Randy
good
Watching a movie on TV.  exciting eh?
Sassy
Hee hee
Where are you? 
Randy
at home by myself – you?
Sassy
at home, at my desk in my living room.  Hubby is sitting 3 feet away playing a video game.  
Randy
Exciting evening?
You write rather well Sassy.
Still there?
Sassy
Pretty quiet night
Thanks! 
Randy
I also like the romance novel stuff
very nice
Sassy
You are a good writer also… makes me feel like I have a real impression of you
Will be interesting to see if you fit it in person 
Randy
Well I try
[photo of his face and shoulders]
That is a little bit ago
Sassy
Well hello handsome! 
Randy
Hello
Sassy
You have great hair! 
Randy
and thx
Sassy
and a nice smile
Randy
TY
So what’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
And do you have a pic?
Sassy
What would you like to see? 
I need a hug.  
Randy
Would love to
Face
Sassy
And a back rub 
And… a good pounding? 
Randy
Oh love to give massages
Love to fuck too
Face pic, tits and pussy in that order of preference?
Sassy
[photo of my face]
That’s me on the mail boat on Lake Winnipesaukee on the hottest day of the year
Randy
Very nice!  I like it
Sassy
[photo of my breast]
The left one.  🙂 
Randy
Spectacular
Sassy
Pussy photos
[photo of one of my cats]
[cat’s name redacted]. 
[photo of my other cat]
[cat’s name redacted]
Randy
You’re beautiful 
and well played
Sassy
Awwww
Hee hee
Randy
I must admit I love big tits
Sassy
I definitely got that going on! 
Just have to remember it’s not all about the nipple 
That is important but there’s a whole big area to play with too! 
Randy
I love it
I am very oral
And I love love love foreplay
Should I send you a naughty one
Sassy
Sure.  Thanks for asking.  : ) 
Randy
Master bating a little while ago
Sassy
Oooh…. 
Randy
[photo of him lying his back in bed, erect cock in hand]
Sassy
What were you thinking about?  
Mmm… I almost licked my screen
Randy
Your nice tit picture
The one you sent the other day
ok for you?
You okay
Sassy
Oh yes
There is some tingling going on over here 
Randy
Driving to pick up my daughter
Nice
You are pretty and sexy
Sassy
You betcha
I’m nice too! 
And sane
and “the best kisser evah!”  Ha 
Randy
Highly desirable qualities
Sassy
I hear they are rare in AM ladies 
Randy
I loooove kissing
Can’t believe your other half leaves you alone
Sassy
Yeah… it’s a big mystery 
Randy
And yes I’ve met a few crazies online 
kind of scares me
I’m a pretty normal guy with a really high libido
Sassy
Are you in the “nothing at home, need something” category, 
or the “have something, need something else” group? 
Randy
Have wife at home and get nothing at home
Or about every 6 months
Sassy
Ah… 
I get nothing, haven’t for years 
Randy
I need a bit more
I’m looking for 1 woman to date
Sassy
That sounds great! 
Randy
I like to make love for hours
Also want to really date
And I really do love kissing
Sassy
I’m going to check that out
Randy
Please
Sassy
Caress your face 
grope your ass.  : ) 
rub my chest against you! 
Randy
Pretty please
Sassy
I might rub things
Randy
Very nice
Sassy
Um… lick something? 
Randy
Awesome
Sassy
SUCK! 
Randy
Very awesome
Sassy
Ahem… where was I? 
Randy
I love to go down
Suck and tongue
Sassy
I want to send you a sexy .gif 
Randy
Can u cum multiple times
Sassy
Yes… 
Randy
And please do
Sassy
http://simplensexy.tumblr.com/post/89558501598
Randy
I have to wait to open am driving
And wet
Sassy
ah right… don’t want you to end up in a ditch 
Randy
No
Sassy
I adore the little sexy gifs… inspiring 
like… kindling 
Randy
Liking the conversation
Yes
Sassy
Should I email so you can find it easily later? 
Randy
Yes please
And yes quite a view
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From: Sassy
To: Randy
Sent: Fri, Sep 30, 2016 at 8:44 PM
Subject: The little loop

http://simplensexy.tumblr.com/post/89558501598
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Sassy
Could you see yourself in that story? 
9:45 PM Randy
I’ll be back home in 15 mins can we pick up then?
Sassy
Fine
Mwah! 
10:01 PM Randy
Nice thanks for the pic
and I’m back
Sassy
yay!
Randy
sorry and I missed you
Okay where where we.
Sassy
hmmm….
Randy
Leaning back against me, ass pressed hard into my crotch, me kissing your neck and rubbing your tits and pinching your nipples
Sassy
wow!
Randy
Yip the iceberg
I can cum 5x
love to slowly undress you
Sassy
You have good ideas
Randy
kiss down your spine while slowly undoing your bra
work all the way down to your ass
caress your inner thighs
while grabbing your ass
Comin back up and kissing you deeply while caressing your hair to your ass
Sorry my spell checks messing up and I’m a little wlrurkup
or worked up
OK?
Sassy
Oh yes
I get a little lost imagining all that and forget to type! 
Randy
I like that
Sassy
I know it can be a little scary at first
Randy
Yes
Sassy
but you can relax… 
I’m here… 
I’m easy going 
You can be you 
Randy
You should know I look a little young for my age.
Crazy scares me
I am a pretty normal guy and am easy going
I very much enjoy pleasing a woman
The sound of a woman orgasming is very very erotic to me
Sassy
I am not quiet
Randy
I love love love loud
Let’s me know I’m doing my job
Sassy
Do you like toys? 
Randy
A bit
do you?
Sassy
I haven’t had a chance to use them much on a guy but I think they can enhance things 
Randy
Oh I don’t know about penetration if that’s what you’re thinking
But if it gets you off I’m willing to try
Sassy
No no… mostly you using them on me… 
or me pressing them easy places on you 
Randy
Yes yes and yes
do you like anal then?
Sassy
A little nipple buzz… just to get the nerves going 
I haven’t in a long time 
Would have to build up quite a bit of trust 
Randy
Ok it would be more if you like it. 
My cock is a bit thick too
so if you’re not into it then not a good idea
Do you like 69?
Oh and any more pics?
Sassy
In theory yes… in practice it feels like trying to rub my head and my stomach at the same time… I’m always torn about how to take good care of you and yet enjoy what you are doing! 
What do you want to see? 
Randy
Okay I’ll stay away from it unless you want sometime
Hmmm what body part are you most proud of?
Sassy
Maybe we can figure it out… 
I am always game to try! 
Randy
and OK
sold
Sassy
You’ve seen my chest… that is the best 
May I see your feet? 
Randy
Hmmm clit
and yes give me a minute and I’ll take a pick
[photo of one foot]
Sassy
Very nice!  Thanks! 
I’m looking for photos… 
Randy
As you wish
I try to keep my nails manicured
I gather you are quite a passionate person?
Anything else you would like?
an Obscure Princess Bride reference
Sassy
I will esplain 
NO… there is too much 
I will sum up
Randy
OK
Sassy
🙂
Randy
Very nice
You’re alright
Sassy
Yeah? 
Randy
Yes
Sassy
Hee hee
GOOD
I was thinking about my favorite line from Firefly 
You may not even remember it 
Randy
Yes?
Sassy
It’s the episode where they are down on some planet
and River goes berzerk and busts up this bar 
and kills all these people 
Randy
Ok
Sassy
And as they pull in to the ship again someone asks if anything happened down there 
And River says, “I ate a bug.” 
Always reminds me that each person has their own perspective 
on what matters 
Randy
Ok I remember it is the one where she walks down the stair into the bar
Yes
I am pretty open minded and nonjudgmental.
And good pull there
Sassy
pull? 
Randy
Memory and pull a line out of your memory
Just imagining holding you and kissing you softly
exploring you with my hands our kiss becomes more intense as the passion grows
until we are deep within each other mouths grabbing at each other in shear passion
I can barely control myself 
I pull up your skrit exposing your ass
It feels soft in my hands 
I pull you tight against me so that can feel how aroused I am for you.
I push you against the couch and drop my pants
I pull your panties aside in my passion and rub your clit to make sure you’re ready
I slide myself into you slowly while grabbing your head and sucking on your lips.
Sassy
Mmmm mmm mmm
Randy
I start thirsting deeper into you and sucking your lips 
you are so sexy I can barely control myself
I hold back until you are moaning loudly and writhing form the pleasure
I cum hard within you and wrenching you both arms wrapped around you
We lay down on the couch together my cock still in you 
so I can feel you still shivering with pleasure we kiss gently
How’s that?
Sassy
SO so HOT
Randy
Like I said I am passionate
Sassy
Your imagination is in good shape! 
Randy
Yes
SO are you up for a date?
Sassy
Yes 
Randy
Maybe something casual?
I’m not sure what side of the city you’re on
Oh I forgot to ask, May I please know your name?
I am really Randy
Sassy
When I see you 
Randy
OK
Sassy
[told him the area I work in]
Randy
Okay I am the other end of the city.
Let me throw out a random idea?  Far from us both?
So no one we know sees us
We could have drinks at Summer Shack sometime?
And I will guess your name is Denise
Sassy
Easy parking there
Randy
Yes
And not too loud
Sassy
Not Denise 
Randy
Darn
Sassy
Interesting guess 
Never had anyone try that! 
Randy
It was either that or Clara 
and I thought Denise was more common
Sassy
Using your ESP? 
Randy
Yes
But my 6th sense is usually for sexuality
I am a ill percent at times
boy I am not typing well tonight
Sassy
You’re fine… I’m getting most of it 
Randy
I’ll slow down a bit
with typing
So what is your goal with this whole AM thing? 
something short term?, LTR, something else?
Sassy
Definitely LTR
Randy
OK me too
And am looking for dating where we could form a connection
Sassy
Yes
Randy
Dinner, movies 
concerts and maybe vacations together
Sassy
Can you really get away for those? 
Randy
Yes carefully
Sassy
Wow
Randy
Can you get away for those kinds of things?
Sassy
Yes
Randy
Nice
So what do you look for in a man?
Sassy
A sense of humor 
Randy
Okay got one of those… I think
Yes yes definitely have that
10:53 PM Sassy
Fun 
Nice

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Longingly

September 30, 2016 Friday

From: Randy
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Sept 30, 2016 at 7:15 AM
Re: The view
Good morning,
How I look forward to reading your emails.  I love your style!   I can almost picture you sitting across from me.  I can imaging gazing into your blue eyes and watching your smile as we discuss the day and life.  I try to deftly catch a glimpse of your chest wondering and musing over what could possibly take place later.  Lingering a bit too long in my thoughts and gaze, you catch me, knowing what I must be thinking.  A slightly sly smile appears on your face and we both think of what a magical afternoon we are in for.  You straighten your back a bit, almost proud to display yours gifts. 
Wow you’re a Sci-FI fan… That is awesome.  And you have followed them. I never really had time to go to those kind of events or tried to meet stars of the shows.  I love that you did.  Must have been fun.  I love Sci-Fi!  I used to read every book I could get my hands on, then came life and a family so I haven’t done much reading in the last couple decades.  I do like some of the quality Sci-Fi shows.  Always wanted to go to ComiCon to see the spectacle.
As far as travel, I love the outdoors – camping, hiking in the wild.  I have been to Canada and Mexico a bunch but never traveled outside of the US other than that.  Next week I head off to Europe on business, which will be my first trip abroad.  I am looking forward to it but it will be an exhausting trip.   
How about you have you traveled much and what is your favorite place?
My dream vacation right now is to sit on a beach and relax.  I hold up my hand and an adult beverage appears… can you tell that it has been a while since I have had a chance to relax?
As far as a date – yes those types of bars exist.  Perhaps we could get together for an after work beverage next week?
I will work on writing some new musings over the weekend.  I deleted much of my stuff because others in the house had a habit of using my computer and much of my hard drive is shared.  Plus that way this is all new fantasies.
Randy
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From: Sassy
To: Randy
Sent: Fri, Sep 30, 2016 at 7:48 AM
Re: The view
Happy Friday!  Hope you have an easy day.  
Racing to work so will write more later but know that I am thinking of you, imagining touching you, tasting you…seeing you smile in a certain way!
-S

Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
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From: Randy
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Sept 30, 2016 at 7:26 PM
Re: The view
Happy Friday to you,
How I have come to look forward to your lunchtime messages!
I hope that all is okay with you.
I’ll write more in a bit
Thanking of you. Wanting you.  Needing you.
Wanting to feel your kiss.
What do you think about chatting?
Longingly
Randy
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Randy date ideas

September 29, 2016 Thursday
From: Randy
To: Sassy
Sent: Thu, Sept 29, 2016 at 6:08 AM
Re: The view
Good morning Sexy and Sassy,
I’ll write a story soon, my brain gets a bit fried during the week with the busyness of work.  Perhaps over the weekend.
Regarding TV – yes I loved Firefly (too bad it’s gone) and watch Dr. Who – like it too.  The remake of Battlestar Galactica was pretty good too.
I never really got into Downtown Abbey or Miss Fisher.  I will admit I do like documentaries and PBS. Big Bang theory is fun.  I try not to watch too much TV, it is too easy to get sucked in and tune out life.
I hope that someday soon you inspire some sexy writings.  I would suggest meeting for coffee someday to talk for a bit and get to know each other.  
For a date I love the idea of sitting in a outdoor lounge in comfy chairs discussing the day, life and everything while listening to a band in the background.  The band is loud enough to be entertaining but not so much that conversation is a challenge.
I also quite like the idea of meeting at a bar, one that isn’t tawdry but more upscale.  One again where conversation is easy but that there is some atmosphere.
I like most dates too… not to much pressure but are great to get to know one another.
Yes there is a huge amount of sexy things on my mind – maybe we could write about those.  I would like to meet and get to know you and see if we click.  Regarding chatting I am on Kik, google and yahoo.  All are discrete.
I look forward to your next message as they always bring a smile to my face.
Randy
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From: Sassy
To: Randy
Sent: Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 2:20 PM
Re: The view
Hiya Randy! 
It’s lunch time again and I am pulling up a chair to your table!  Bringing my smile!  
Glad to hear you are a Firefly fan… seems like references from there pop up and it’s good when both people understand them!  One of my best fangirl moments was at a sneak preview for the Serenity film – got to meet the actors who played the courtesan and the doctor.  It was strange – she is much larger than she looks on TV and he is much smaller! 
I saw the new Battlestar Galactica except the last few episodes.  Adored Apollo and Starbuck!
Babylon 5?  Ivanova is grand! I met the doctor and the knight at a sci fi con many years ago.  Once again I was surprised… the doctor was a shy, sweet man and the knight was wild and goofy!  Have to remember actors are not their characters.  
Have you traveled a lot?  Where is your favorite place to vacation? 
When you talk about date ideas, I am nodding my head, thinking I could do that!  Do such places exist?  
-S