Hands free toy joy


Monday, November 21, 2011

11:23am
Good morning!  Hope your week is off to a grand start. 

7:47pm
Going to pick up my girl tomorrow. Can’t wait. my kid not coming. So bummed.  We will still enjoy. Gonna miss the boy though

11:09pm
Today’s “Bits from that Blog” is all about your pleasure.  It starts with a Sunday morning ploy
then continues with Dick’s inventive answer to hands free joy
Here’s more info about the “Tool box” toy
Enjoy! 

11:16pm
Sad about no boy… is he okay?  But yay for your girl!  Wowzers!   Have a marvelous time showing her around.



Home cooking


Sunday, November 20, 2011 continues

3:29pm
Believe it or not, I made dinner at home today!  Found this amazing butcher shop that sells prepared meats ready to go in the oven.  Yum!  


 Pork loin with sausage stuffing, mashed potatoes and pork gravy, green beans almondine!

Sex all day


Sunday, November 20, 2011

10:22am
Good morning! Happy football day!

10:44am
Phil: No football today πŸ™    
How could you not be horny watching and reading that stuff? It’s all tasteful as well.  Fun nite last nite, plenty to eat and drink.  Enjoy the day.

12:20pm
I know you like watching football no matter what they’re doing, but it might be just as well for them to rest a bit and re-think?  It was the .gif files last night… have you run across those yet?  They’re kind of a tease, but man… they certainly make me wish you were within reach to see if this or that position actually works.   Check out the kissing and tugging one…or prelude to a fuck.  Yum.  

http://www.dick-n-jane.com/2011/02/hot-or-not-poll-1-penis-and-vagina-dick.html

1:51pm
He was watching the game, but muted the tv when a stupid commercial came on for the third time.  He heard a noise from the other room… she was shifting in her creaky desk chair. Then there was a low moaning.  Hmmmm… he’d always wanted to watch her getting off, but never managed to catch her at it.  He slipped quietly down the hall and peeked around the doorframe.  She was reading that blog again. 

3:03pm
Phil: Lol, you go girl!

3:26pm
Does that make your dick jump a little?

4:09pm
Phil: Well of course!

4:20pm
Yay! 
Tell me what you see when you look in that doorway?  What you’d want to see…

6:15pm
Phil: Nothing like watching people fuck and suck to get your hand in your panties. Eyes closed, fingers moving quickly, sound of fingers moving over wet slippery flesh, smell of sex in the room. Would have to come close to see better, stroke my cock while watching and then touch it to your lips as I cum.

6:22pm
Damn kid.. I adore where you took that.. you make me so wet!!  The thought of you watching me… it’s freaky and fabulous all at once.  I’m going to bend over my desk… tell me what you’d do then? 

6:29pm
Phil: Shove this hard cock into that wet pussy and fuck the hell out of you. Long hard strokes

6:39pm
OMG… I need that.. so hard, so hot… pound me! Let me hear your balls slapping against me.  Feel you hands squeeze my ass… your hips against my skin… pull me onto your cock, Philip.  Deep.  Fuck me… tell me what you see?


7:36pm
Phil: Pussy gripping my cock. Juices running everywhere, cock hard, wet slippery, cheeks spread, ass making me wonder what that right hole would be like
Tight hole

7:42pm
Mmmm… you make me so crazy… you are so good… so… hot… this is what I was made for… for you… my insides are clenching, trying to milk you… but you can switch to another tunnel if you want… what would you do? 

7:58pm
Phil: Finish the pussy. Slip in finger in the ass maybe. Cum in that clenching pussy first. Maybe round two could involve the other hole. Or fucking your mouth, orrrr

9:10pm
Mmmmph…I love it when you fill me, cum inside me…mmm. I’m so hot, I want to do it all.  First will you let me taste you?  I can get you all wet, you can fuck my mouth, feel my throat, my hands on your cock and balls… Stroking, twisting… sucking. Would you come a third time, in my mouth? then explore my ass?

9:48pm
Phil: Love it when you swallow my cock, suck it, lick it, and then swallow that hot cum as it sprays into your mouth.

10:23pm
So sweet…yum.  It makes me burn… having your cock between my lips..mmm.   Now what?  I’m tempted to get my vial of spiced lube that warms on contact, get you all slippery so you can slide inside my ass.  Would you do that?
11:38pm
Phil: Of course. Slow and easy, following your cues, off to the shower to clean up and stroke my cock till I explode. Need the release. Slip a finger or two up that wet pussy and get off too.

11:40pm
Oh, my man… I wish I could go to that shower with you.  Watch you…
What a day it has been!  Fucking you over the course of it has been incredible!  Sleep well, sweet man.


Anal Plug

Saturday, November 19, 2011 continued

9:36pm
Hiya kid.  Good party? 

10:08pm
This is a “read when you’re alone” thing.  More in the “Now I get it!” vein – short links from Dick and Jane. 

Start with his request in the fantasy box. 
Then he explains how it turned out.

Here’s a couple of products reviews that explain more:

A. Simple

B. Vibrations
It’s fun that they benefit both people.

12:12am
Okay, I’ll admit it.  Reading this site makes me… HORNY!  Not sure if that’s good or bad… Sleep well, sweet man.




Italian lunch


Saturday, November 19, 2011

9:39am
Phil: At the gym, feeling energetic this morning. Cold grey day but party tonight. Have to get the rest of Thanksgiving dinner too. Hope you have a good day!

9:57am
Good morning! Sunny, chilly 43.  Doing chores, lunch w/ Mom, then social media study @ Bentley College ($50!) and an evening adventure, maybe Sonic? Whee!

10:53am
What are you making for T-day? 

2:35pm
Phil: Turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, Stuffing, yams, gravy, herring in sour cream, roles, bread pudding with rum sauce, cheesecake, I think that’s it.

3:59pm
Oh!  That sounds amazing!  I am envious; Sis is making snooty food when I long for traditional.  Ah, well… it’s free!  Had an amazing Italian lunch with Mom in Bedford.  At her place now, reading her email to her. 

Rigatoni bolognese with sausage



Cock Ring


Friday, November 18

7:46am
Phil: Skipped the trip. Misserable football night. Love em anyway. Got up early, cooked for a pot luck this afternoon. Have a wonderful Friday!

10:20am
Good morning!  Gorgeous clear morning, 41.  Spent the morning so far counting money from last night.  Made $343 for the cause.  Whee!  Hope your Friday flies! 

5:02pm
hiya
good day?

5:03pm
Phil: yea, gonna go watch a Christmas tree lighting and choir perform

5:03pm
Nifty!

5:06pm
Phil: My contribution to the potluck came out moist and tender and is gone!

5:06pm
Great!
I have a free turkey I got last Christmas… I wonder if it would still be any good…
5:16pm
Have you ever worn a cock ring?

6:27pm
Phil: No I have not.  Would not know what to do with one.

7:25pm
I found a blog written by a married couple.  Very down to earth, funny, sexy.  I’m learning a lot!  It has five sections:

  • a blog of their sex life, 
  • reviews of sex toys, 
  • advice column,
  • fantasies they request each other fulfill, and 
  • hot pics.  

When they review toys, they explain why you’d want one, what to do with it etc.  Is it okay if I share the links now and then?  If so, is email best?  or here?  I never understood before, but they explain how each item makes certain activities even better… would be interesting for me to see if you think they are hot or not… please don’t hesitate to say Yum or “ewww, no”?

7:32pm
Phil: sure, either venue is fine.  Off to cook and then watch TV. May be a beverage in the middle some place.

7:49pm
Ok. They’re brief.  Here’s the one about the cock ring.  
http://reviews.dick-n-jane.com/2009/09/imperial-metal-cock-ring-gear.html  

Please give me some hint as to what you think?  so I know what other links to send… or not… want it to be fun, sexy, not weird you out.  We’ve usually had relatively similar tastes but you’re welcome to let me know if not… NOT thinking of buying anything, just interesting to think about them, enhance scenarios, learn stuff etc.

8:23pm
Phil: Wow, very hot. The cock ring sounds like fun. That couple is sexy as hell. Made my dick jump to attention.

8:27pm
What else did you look at?
Yay!  I’m always glad to give you a lift. 

8:35pm
Phil: Couple vacation pics and little short blurbs.

8:35pm
Oh, yes… their talk about their vaca was wicked hot. 
You might like the recent hot pics. 
http://hotpics.dick-n-jane.com/
Not sure why, but the first hot pic reminds me of us as kids… maybe his hair and the worshipful look on their faces?  And of course, where his hands are.  


9:28pm
No actual memory but there’s a “snapshot” of me bare to the waist and you looking at me in wonder… where were we?  Camp?  Church? 
12:04am
If you see anything there you want added to the “fuck-it” list, let me know.    Sweet dreams, kid. 

12:43am
Phil: That was camp. On the ball field. Had a handful of your tits. Like grapefruits they were


Mr. Winter

Year 2 – Week 14
Thursday, November 17, 2011

7:57am
Phil: 26 degrees.  Invigorating! Football tonight! The week is winding down and the kids are coming soon.  Can’t wait! Took the entire time off.  I miss the little shits. I believe Mr. Winter is trying to kick the door down. Sticking to flip flops and shorts. Screw him. Have a great day!

3:15pm
Hiya.  How’s your day?  It’s warmer, 50s, but raining.  Ick.  Did payroll from home, not fun.  Great Chinese lunch w/ project people.  Tonight’s a big project event, should be fun.  Hope the football teams show up tonight!

4:51pm
Did you skip going away? 

9:08pm
Record crowd! Woot!

11:42pm
Home after another wonderful night!  Sleep well, sweet man.



Stow away

Wednesday, November 16

4:51pm
Hiya!  Had a busy day, but I have the next two days off!  Whee!  Hope you had a good Wednesday.   

8:09pm
Several of my student workers are coming your way!  This afternoon I asked them about their T-day plans.  I wish I could stow away in their suitcases and join you for the holiday, but I can see at least three problems with that. πŸ™‚

10:44pm
Hiya, kid.  I’ve had a strange evening – talking to a probate/estates lawyer and my mom, trying to settle my dad’s estate.  Seems like the paperwork never ends.  *sigh

Long day


Tuesday, 
November 15

8:11am
Phil: Today my co-workers are hearing that the military no longer needs their service. This is going to suck.  They have years in and were planning on military retirement and now that’s not going to happen.  Friggin government. We need to take every politician and dress them in uniforms, give them a rifle and send them off to fight for 18 months.  They would make a lot of decisions differently.
My dinner came out as good as any I have had in any chinese place. Better than most I would say. Not healthy but man, it’s good! Have a great day! Now I’m hungry. πŸ™‚
8:44am
Good morning. What can I say to make this day easier?  Nothing.  Lay-offs suck.  I’ve been on both sides and it’s awful either way.  But sometimes, as for me, it’s the best thing that ever happens – let me do different and wonderful things like getting involved with my projects. I will be thinking of you all. 

8:51am
Where’s the photo of your dinner?  You’re supposed to document your masterpieces!!  πŸ™‚ It’s amazing to hear about your creative dishes.  You torture me with visions of meals I can’t taste… like other delights you’ve shown me that I can’t get here.  But I am very glad to know they exist!   

5:13pm
What a day!  Survived staff mtg, then spent 3 hours re-typing every line item in our budget into a simplified spreadsheet so my boss might be able to understand it.  Finance is not his forte, so I do what I can to make it clearer.  Leaving the office, thinking of you and hoping your day went ok. 

7:30pm
Phil: Just got home.  Sucked. Time for scotch.  I really need a drink.

7:30pm
I hear you.
Want to talk about it?  Or something else, to forget?

9:02pm
Did you get your drink?  Hope you’re having a relaxing evening.  

11:18pm
Phil: I did! Nite girl. 

Cooking


Monday, November 14, 2011

11:53am
Good morning!  65 and beautiful here!  Hope you’re having a great Monday. 

6:38pm
Phil: Been a busy Monday. Just finished up in the gym, got one of the pooches to end my day. Some situps and pushups and then I am off to cook. I can cook my ass off, also taught by Mom. Eye balling a rack of lamb to try. I have not made that but I think I can do it justice. Hope your day is good. 

Football tonight.  Have I mentioned that I can not stand the New England Patriots? I hope we have the opportunity to knock them out of the playoffs this year. Ah well, friggin Boston teams. I like the Bruins, Celtics and have respect for the Red Sox but I hate the friggin Pats!

10:20pm
Hiya, kid.  My goodness you were Mr. Busy!  Cool!  I don’t know which is hotter – talk of cleaning or cooking?  Both ROCK!    So wish I could help you and enjoy the fruits of your labors!  My grandmother used to make lamb a lot, had this recipe where she tucked slices of garlic under the skin… yum.  

I want to point out that I am not personally responsible for the conduct of a certain football team.    

10:31pm
Quiet day in the office.  Then chaired a special project meeting. Seven of us went out for supper.  I had nice salad, chicken chorizo broccoli pasta special.  Awful service, mediocre food but good folks.  Yay.

10:39pm
Ah, you make me smile.  Nice way to end my day.  Sweet dreams, kid.