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Cartoon Zap

August 3, 2011

A bunch of folks sent me this cartoon today.  
First I giggled. Then I was sad that he knows someone pretty well that has breast cancer, but happy for her that he does. Then I was amazed that he makes the crap they do to you sound cool! Thanks, Randall!
(Click the link to enlarge and mouseover the image there for more info)
“Tattoo”
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Old Flame Joke

“A telling Hillary Clinton joke has the then-first lady and the
president driving along in scenic Arkansas. When they pull
 over for gas, Clinton notices his wife has jumped out of the
car, bounded over to the gas-station attendant, thrown her
arms around him, and kissed him with tears of joy. “Who was
 that?” a bemused Bill asks as they drive away. “Oh,” replies
Hillary somewhat wistfully, “he was an old flame I haven’t
seen in years.” “Well,” says Bill with a smirk, “I guess if you
 hadn’t married me, you’d be helping him pump
 gas now.” “I don’t think so,” says Hillary icily. “If I had
 married him, he’d be president now.”